tesc'stra edish
>>199202216remember when mikey used to say molesting children was good culture and the sign of being an alpha and it was good for the kids. fucking freak he was.
Having worked in a prison, prisoners are mingers. You need to be desperate as fuck to fuck them.
I would like to have sex with largely breasted women
if necessary, for years if necessary, alone
At the rate the wind is changing they will be hanging trannies in the street this time next year.
>>199202366Peng
>>199202372Me when I clean my smelly bedroom
>>199202368
LGBTQ = PAEDO
>>199202412
>>199202407
>>199202407i deserve sex with peng hapa girls
Are brits really into cricket?Like if I were to ask people in the streets of any english city to name 5 cricket players, how many could actually do it?
>Ashville, OH – A 9-year-old child has been injured after being struck by a vehicle in the 100 block of Kraft Drive. The vehicle, described as a grey Kia Optima with tinted windowns, fled the scene following the incident.
>>199202442Ah, he did it>>199202434
>>199202440Cricket is a concept more than a sport. we like it, but don't know the names of people involved unless they win a major tournament
Fancy a Latina gf
Oh dear
got the marina on
>>199202476More like beyond profitable lmao
>>199202438too many beanswhere's the toastin general too soggy
Love bouldering me
>>199202476Good news them you antifunkopopean
>>199202470>Cricket is a concept more than a sportWhat do you mean?
>>199202476Naurrrr
>>199202442I'm back in the thread for the first time in like two months, are you still doing this every day?
>>199202491Toast is for gays, real men eat hash browns
>>199202509
>>199202407Who is this slattern
>>199202438Corr imagine fucking the Full English farts out of her arse
>>199202509all day every day
>>199202490"Beyond profitable" would mean it's very profitable though
the thing about nice breasts is when you have a proper go on them you're like "what next"quite underwhelming in reality desu
>>199202476Bk can buy them now for a quarter of this price. The company is dead let's be real
I like the idea of liking cricket
Wales is amazing isn't it?
>>199202589Why aren't you on the front lines?
>>199202580Tits can be underwhelming during sex, but you'll always enjoy a look at them
>>199202532Barry has a wife
>>199202580Bizarre thing to say quite frankly, not like you can do lots of things with an arae>but you can fuck it!No, you're fucking the fanny or the bumhole, not the arse-proper
>>199202613
>>199202509the whole thread has gotten even worse mate
>>199202618Me on a walk with the wife heheheheh
>>199202629umm
leftypol in total sincerity comparing lesbians who won't sleep with trannies to the worst genocidal maniacs of the twentieth century
cronem clapped out the pale tings, passed out on da couch
>>199202658what's the problem mate
>>199202647haha cheeky you'll be in trouble if she sees that
>>199202580And nice bums?
>>199202532ruined it right at the end by putting that green shit all over it
The Portuguese transported more African slaves to the New World than all the other European empires combined
Got the Lithuanian diaspora shirt on
>>199202641>>199202691A lot more depth to an arse (quite literally)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL_3mlOPnGI
janny can suck my arse
>>199202580>the thing about nice breasts is when you have a proper go on them you're like "what next"Having sex, what else? Why would you want to spend lots of time doing a long list of things to her tits, or any non-hole part of her body for that matter? Just get on with it
>>199202703yeah but they're not white so they get a free pass
>>199202618sovl
had a nap from 3pm until 6 pm and no i cant sleepsick of this shite
>>199202711What can you do with arse cheeks that you can't do with tits
The thing about drugs is there's no control over what they put in it, could be some nasty shit. What you get one week is different from the next. So I drink and smoke that's it.
>>199202747she'd be locked away for life if she did this in glorious nippon
>>199202732I'm just saying, just because our colonies were the most successful, doesn't make our empire the global bad guy people act like it is
>>199202724just saying the lust they invoke does not correlate to the enjoyability of having a go on them in isolation
crab peoplecrab people
>>199202747I find this webm both irritating and arousing
>>199202641weird freak you are
>>199202768squeeze out a poo
Just fucking sick of being stuck with being me
>>199202790this is how i feel about almost all of the webms in here
>>199202790>irritating and arousingwomen amirite
>>199202827
>>199202791oh yeah?
>>199202851i was actually being hyperbolic they're mostly just annoying like yours there
>>199202827Even this one?
aff tae bed
oh my dayszzzhttps://x.com/ClownWorld_/status/1801682456678175081
Caesar salad for dinner
>>199202851Poor lad
>>199202874
>x.com>/clownworld_/status>vpn flagyup, that's going in the filter.
>>199202919
>people stop smoking >the number of fags and trannys skyrocketMakes you think, doesn't it?
>>199202919>>199202934she was well fit when she was younger
>>199202972Corrie nonce
What are these mongs doing
>>199203016cheating their way past slovakia
The annihilators of SerbiaThe subduers of DenmarkThe captors of SloveniaThe destroyers of Slovakia
>multi-round electionsIs there anything more Kosher than this? Basically you vote until they get the result they want.
>>199202895been in bed for 4 hours and cant sleep
>>199203073One win master race
>>199203085Yeah sounds even more rapeable by tactical voting than our system
you can 1.8kg of paté in tesco for four pounds fifty nine pence
>>199203000that bloke must be a quare
Seaside self harming
yeah i like fatfanny arse and tits
>Residents of affordable housing developments in Edinburgh have said they are "living in a horror story" after being hit with a massive rise in their gas bill as costs are beginning to fall across the rest of the country.>The Harvester's Way development has 180 properties which are all connected to a district heating system, where one huge gas boiler provides heating and hot water to all the homes.>The Harvester's Way residents were paying 4p/kWh but that is increasing to 22.18p/kWh (The average UK gas price is 6.04p per kWh).Oh no who could have predicted 200 houses all paying 1 housing company for gas and not being able to choose or change their provider would become insanely expensive
>>199203137You absolutely cannot get nearly 2 kilos of pate for less than a fiver, you lying paddy git
Biz idea:Proportional RepresentationOne voteBan opinion polling for a month prior to the election
you cant barrage the farage
bridgerton fuckpig
>>199203144why is he filming himself doing that then
>>199203137I'm not sure I can get through that much pate quickly enough
THE GRASS WAS GREENERTHE LIGHT WAS BRIGHTER
why do muslims and africans born in uk have that ugly roadman accent? where tf is it from they all have it wherever they are
eat eat eat eat eatits all i seem to be able to do
>>199203176mad how she was getting all that gushing media attention for getting her boobs out like there aren't millions of onlyfans slags doing it all over the world every day
>>199203170yes you can but it has a picture of a dog on it
>>199203214irish diaspora
>>199203167Oh dear, perhaps they fuck off back to Slovspackia
I understand this is probably a joke but part of me hopes Marfa actually realises this (From her tiktok of Ruby reading at the airport) imagine you are ruberta's sister, constantly subjugated to her hijinks. you want to go to the bathroom before bed - there is ruby, sitting on the toilet for the past hour, electric toothbrush buzzing in her mouth while she is reading, spraying her hardcover/ebook reader/ipad/whathever with toothpaste. you come downstairs to have breakfast and you find ruby mixing her gruel on the stovetop, banana smoothie concoction covers every surface, yet she has a book in her hand, flipping through it. you thought an evening stroll in the garden would be a good idea?? THINK AGAIN, because ruby of course decided it is a good idea to read by the candlelight when it's windy and below freezing. no place is safe from ruby and her reading.
>>199203209OlderFatterBalder
wonder if seasideshart will actually kill himself when Labour make him get a job
who is your least fave brit personality of the lads? ie, they no longer post heregonna have to be alan for me. sad, slapheaded ugly hook nose bastard
>>199203229>>199203176The little ginger gremlin got her norks out??
>>199203252
>>199203252labour will be kind to us NEET chadshahaha its you wagiecuck who's in for a rude awakening
>>199203144what possesses someone to live like he does, filming it all for the world to seewould have killed myself from shame years ago if I were him
not even new in box
>>199203247shade coming from marfawhat does it all mean
>>199203266no the chunky blonde disaporapig did and people were acting like she'd swam the channel or something
>>199203280
Bloke hair coloursBrown > Blond > Black > GingerBird hair coloursBlack > Blonde > Ginger > Brown
PISS
>>199203209bros on 4chan told me men were supposed to age like wine
>>199203276>labour will be kind to us NEET chadslol
>>199203314Both horribly wrong
>>199203321He looks fine
>>199203229has she got them fully out thenif so a wank is in order
>>199202972>t.
you ever just remember a britpost from years ago for no good reason
no right that
>>199203308>chunky blonde disaporapigWho the fuck's that?
What do british people think about the new german wave music in the 1980´s ? International music experts suggest that it´s prob. the most cool music in history of mankindhttps://youtu.be/DTFh2dnYy8Q?si=ikmRPuUIW8g6vJvz
I am a wretched slug of a man
>>199203236What? all immigrants have it by default arab south asian african basically all shitskins, i just want to know why because not all usa immigrants speak ebonics they just speak the accent of whichever state they’re in
>>199203383Literally don't give a fucking shit about it pal
brave browser is actually so good
>>199203383It's shite
>>199203033Why are they like this?
>>199203407
>>199203374shouldve built an astroturf pitch instead then
British and Irish Farmed Chicken, Beef & Turkey, Chicken 32.5%, Beef 14% and Turkey 4.5%, Broth 41.5%, Including Water and Dried Seaweed, Cooked Wholegrain Rice 4%, Minerals, Chicory Root, Prebiotic FOS 0.06%, Yeast, Prebiotic MOS 0.05%, Parsley, Rosehip, MintIs this a good meal?
Who the fuck is Banksy, why does his vandalism receive positive news coverage, and with so much apparently known about him why is he walking free?
>>199203167I bet it's the immigrants fault
Georgina Heyburn, 47, was walking her two dogs in Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire, in January when she tried to walk around a loose manhole cover but slipped and dropped into the hole.Buckinghamshire Council refused to take responsibility for the fall and denied that the manhole was its property.In a U-turn, the authority admitted the manhole was its property and apologised to Ms Heyburn.Ms Heyburn has demanded compensation.
>>199203339>that filename mental ilnness
>>199203383Nena is good.
leftypol eating shreddiesrorke eating frosted shreddiesrasheed eating chocolate shreddies
>>199203252Yeah because labour has always been known as the hard enforcer party. Conservatives are clowns but don't kid yourselves.
>>199203453Does it give a calorie breakdown?
There is nobody that loves me.
>>199203473radcen eating frosted wheats
>>199203454Banksy is the same as The Stig on old Top Gear. Everyone knows who he is, but we all pretend we don't because its more fun that way.
>>199203462https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blmiTe8wzAM
>brave browser is actually so good
>>199203453run it by chatgpt
>>199203461Yep
>>199203483Typical Values Analytical Constituents (%):Protein 8.5Fat Content 4.5Crude Fibre 0.2Crude Ash 2.5Moisture Content 82Vitamin A 1,250 I.U.Vitamin D3 250 I.U.Vitamin E 13 mgManganese (3b503) 2.5 mgZinc (3b605) 20 mgIodine (3b202) 0.5 mgNutritional Additives (per kg): -
>>199203462shes fit
>>199203466I have a lot of pictures saved, I need to include a lot of search terms in the names sometimes
>>199203478Strap tight little NEETie, Daddy Starmer's about to make things uncomfortable for your ilk
How did old English people understand each other? Complete gibberish.https://youtu.be/3lXv3Tt4x20?si=E8UITDvsI4NJslDI
>>199203478Financial necessity is about to make it reality. There is quite literally no more money. Prepare for austerity round 2.
>1st July 2024
>>199203545based
>>199203478cant tell if you are being sarcastic and dont know about Labour manifesto pledges to kick cis white males off the dole
>Banksy is The Stigsome right fucking mongs in this general
>>199203462many men have been lost down womanholes, but one woman goes down into a manhole and all hell breaks lose
>>199203571
Just off for a walk, lads!
Labour is the party for NEETswagie putinbots spreading disinfo trying to make the NEETs vote for the toriest unbeknownst to them NEEts arent even voting hahahahhaha
Teletubbyland is a perfect fit for the bright, modern optimism of Blair’s New Labour: a clean, modern, aspirational world of universal abundance, where there is no longer any need for conflict or unhappiness because technology will deliver for all.It’s pure Third Way. Teletubbyland is tidy, hygienic and futuristic, but not cold or forbidding. Bunnies roam around nibbling the lush grass and flowers, while the Teletubbies themselves live in a structure worthy of Grand Designs (launched two years after Teletubbies): a grass-roofed eco-home built into the hillside, filled with smart gadgets that cater to their every need.Like good citizens of the End of History, the Teletubbies potter about this bright vision of what Aaron Bastani called “fully automated luxury communism” on short, directionless adventures. Their basic needs are met by automation, including a robot that cleans, another that makes food, and speakerphones that provide structure to their lives by emerging from the ground to announce what the Teletubbies will do next.When they aren’t pursuing these mini-quests, they interact playfully with one another or consume short videos from human world, broadcast to them via a windmill-like aerial. This is picked up by the antennae that appear to be organic parts of their bodies, causing them to writhe in delight, and the images appear on screens embedded into their abdomens.Everything in this aimless, media-loving, robot-tended cyborg existence is overseen by the most benign imaginable surveillance device: a baby’s face, smiling and gurgling inside the warm, life-giving sun. It’s a vivid picture of a population contained within a heavily controlled environment structured around meeting their needs, where activity is mostly consumption-oriented and pre-programmed by third parties.In a way, we are all Teletubbies now.
>>199203628Who steals a boat?
>>199203545Na I'm a boat migrant so he'll feed house and clothe me
>>199203649There's a whole profession dedicated to it.
Ladies's bums
>>199203648
>>199203649>EXCELLENT
>>199203668sleep tight babe
She said the lies he told her included claiming he was an undercover MI6 agent, often serving overseas with the British security services.On one occasion, Ms Woods said she saw him walk calmly past armed guards outside the spy agency's HQ in London.She now believes the guards were actors and the incident was staged.“I look back and I think - especially with the money - how on earth did I behave like that? I’m an intelligent, rational person.
>>199203717
>>199203749she'd get it
>>1992037174 MORE YEARS
most of them come from middle of piss all nowhere, excuse my expression
>Two more Palestinian men, injured during a military operation in the occupied West Bank last week, have told the BBC that Israeli soldiers forced them on to the bonnet of an army jeep and drove them – sometimes at speed – along village roads
>>199203588MENTAL INNIT
>>199203717still cant believe how blatant the ref rigging was today, just to keep england in it
mihai's last post on /brit/
>>199203749lol'd
2015 WAS 9 YEARS AGO
>>199203649niggers
dudes be like>I can't believe developers won't support Windows 7!then turn around and say>I can't believe we make accommodations to <1% of the population, they need to adjust!
>>199203826yeah, mac users shouldn't be accommodated.
>>199203816
>>199203749>“I look back and I think - especially with the money - how on earth did I behave like that? I’m an intelligent, rational person.she's a boomer she just has to instinctively give all her money away upon hearing some retarded borderline schizophrenic story
Can't believe mouseys gone
>>199203800cope paki
>>199203884its for the best
I’m SICK of wearing a t shirt, jeans and trainers. It looks so casual and SHIT but it’s the norm to blend in
>>199203891>+6You're the robbing paki here lad
>>199203884>mn dead>diego dead /brit/ is healing
>>199203905Collared polo, work trousers and trainers master race
>>199203907perplexing post
im voting for chinese emperor trump all day
>>199203912you take that back, mousey never hurt a soul
umm
>>199203905Swap jeans for trousers to step your fashion game up easily
>>199203920
>>199203905just stick on a linen shirt and some chinos lad.
so the whore is a brazilian who cucked her black husband with an arab. interracialspammer status?
>>199203952me in the 9%
>>199203749People laugh at these stories, but try to imagine how this comes about. This is an old, probably lonely, slightly addled person who has nothing of worth but their money. Someone shows interest in them and tells them they can finally be important. Of anyone, /brit/ posters should be able to empathise: these people are you, but with an additional 40-50 years of the same-or-worse you've been experiencing.
>>199203971We're all in there, 4chan is the most anti-social social club on earth
>>199203931>didnt even watch the matchpaki confirmed
Tomorrow, we nonce.
>>199203949safe and effective
>>199203804200mg is not that much especially for someone with a habit but i recall him posting that he was taking 30mg codeines with 500mg paracetamol and maybe thats enough paracetamol to kill
>>199204001wtf
Happy july
>>199203941except for giving hepatitis to anyone that comes near him
>>199204001no
Posting from the web browser on my phone hahahaha!! Utterly mental!!!!!
>>199204010Happy july
How come Leftypol keeps reminding people Donald trump is a convicted felon as if Pfizer and George Floyd aren't also convicted felons
>A man and a 16-year-old boy have been charged with murder after a man was fatally stabbed in a Lincolnshire park.
A council has come under fire after new figures revealed it owns £134m worth of art - yet almost 90% of the collection is not on display.Campaigners have criticised the value of the collection, owned by Bristol City Council, which is believed to be the third highest for any local authority in the country.
>>199203804the brightest stars burn fastest
>>199204022disgusting image
They do say age is just a number...
>>199203952'll 'e
might go out and try and get a gf tomorrow
the brightest farts bum fastest
>>199204041That's right, sell these national treasures to private wealthy people. nothing bad will ever come from handing our heritage and history over to billionaires
>>199204033is george floyd running for president
>>199204063how about just starting with a f
>>199204063dangerous and downright stupid
>>199204063was gonna do that this weekend but I just drank all day Friday then felt shite and stayed in bed yesterday and today instead
>>199204080I wish
proto-gf is so utterly beyond out of my league but she still seems keen, how do I gently let her know that I'm really a grotty smelly numpty of an incel with zero life experience
>>199203920Diagnosis from me: Avoidant Personality Disorder.What are the symptoms?A pervasive pattern of social inhibition, feelings of inadequacy, and hypersensitivityto negative evaluation, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety ofcontexts, as indicated by four (or more) of the following:1. Avoids occupational activities that involve significant interpersonal contactbecause of fears of criticism, disapproval, or rejection.2. Is unwilling to get involved with people unless certain of being liked.3. Shows restraint within intimate relationships because of the fear of being shamedor ridiculed.4. Is preoccupied with being criticized or rejected in social situations.5. Is inhibited in new interpersonal situations because of feelings of inadequacy.6. Views self as socially inept, personally unappealing, or inferior to others.7. Is unusually reluctant to take personal risks or to engage in any new activitiesbecause they may prove embarrassing.
shoutout to his family
>>199204063Enjoy getting prosecuted for sex crimes lmao
>>199203920Don't have this problem, haven't had anything approaching a "friend group" in about 6 years
>>199204100ktim
what the hell even really is a "proto-gf" anywayis this incelspeak for "crush"?
>>199204080may as well be
Jimbo
Edinburgh accent from 1617https://youtu.be/fjJHBWMrMV4?si=0W2Ll4PIwuL-QX3L
>>199204140that would be the term yes
right then, get the tranny cock out
can't sleep
>>199204144we deleted the covid years so it was only 6 years ago actually
>>199204165which means i have to shave my pubes. fuck that
>>199204174*gives you the left right goodnight*yeah that sorted you out sunshine
>>199204078how is some retard's art a national treasure. cop ON.
>Hypersensitivity to rejection/criticism>Self-imposed social isolation>Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though the person feels a strong desire for close relationships>Avoids physical contact because it has been associated with an unpleasant or painful stimulus>Feelings of inadequacy>Severe low self-esteem>Self-loathing>Mistrust of others>Emotional distancing related to intimacy>Highly self-conscious>Self-critical about their problems relating to others>Problems in occupational functioning>Lonely self-perception, although others may find the relationship with them meaningful>Feeling inferior to others>In some extreme cases, agoraphobia>Uses fantasy as a form of escapism and to interrupt painful thoughts
>>199204216avpd is a meme
>>199204216hate this tory bastard
What will 5 years of labour look like??
Just over 24 hours until the half-way point to 2025 lads
>>199204115why'd you want her to knowif a cave troll were given the opportunity to appear as something else they'd take it. you've mistakenly convinced the lass you're not an ogre, just don't question it
mad how I'm the first non-shagger in a millenia-long line of shaggers
Twat in a flat cap
>>199204233same as it ever was
>>199204233the institution of a permanent Blairite revolution
>>199204237178 sleeps till christmas
>>199204233exactly the same
>>199204237
>>1992042372025 will be our year if we get sorted now
Felonious Pfizer forced their needle in my arm and they didn't even have to run for president to do it
>>199204242My brother has 4 kids, its ok that I'm a genetic dead end, because life found a way through him
>>199204242many such cases
>>199204233People will feel better for a bit but then the gravity of our dire financial, demographic, ecological and economic situation will set in. Copious amounts of blame will be thrown on either side until we realise that the cracks can't just be painted over by a change in government.
>>199204233It will be identical to the Tories in overall intention and political philosophyThey may have some different tactical approaches, but it's literally just new management with the same politics
>>199204233We won't know thankfully, Nigel's winning.
2016 was 8 years ago
>>199204241>why'd you want her to knowfear it may be more damaging to my psyche if she were to find out for herself
>>199204326NOOOOOOOOOO
>>199204326I started playing runescape 20 years ago
>>199204326
my life? shit, thanks for asking
>>199204327has she seen your bedroom?
Nothing good in my life.
my life is ok, just lonely
>>199204390the only woman to have ever ventured into my incel bedroom is my mother
>>199204383>>199204400shit life discord out in droves
AYO BHENCHOD *rorke turns around*
>>199204424grim. i dont even allow my mum to enter my bedroom because i dont want her to touch my things
>>199204383/brit/ is old men arguing with young people about whose lives are worse, when it's completely clear that our (old) lives are worse and the kids shitposting here have no idea how lucky they are
>>199204326last time i was on a date lel
Starmer's lead over Sunak on 'Best PM' polling has reached an all time high as the UK heads into election week:Starmer: 43.7% (+3.4)Sunak: 22.8% (-1.9)
Feel like a poo
New>>199204504>>199204504>>199204504
>>199203978nah it's not me because I'm not so deluded to ever think anyone would have interest in me other than to scam me out of something
