LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
Might have a quick cum
need to go for my incel walk but cant be arsed
My wife sucked off the neighbour while I clapped for Israel
https://www.civil-service-careers.gov.uk/career-matcher/go on, find yourself a job, lad.
>>199228067walking alone while avoiding eye contact with passerby's sounds like anti social behaviour
tick tock toryboy
>>199228084haven't a clue mate
>>199228072working in a kitchen is the most difficult job going. civilians have no idea.
>>199228094Perfectly normal here you yank
>>199228099I will be voting Reform UK on Thursday
>>199228094it will be in the woods and countryside
>>199228084
>the role of Lawrence of Arabia was played by none other than Peter O’Toole>Peter O’Toole
>>199228136proto gf looks exactly like this
>>199228107Where's the option for LOADSAMONEYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc
>>199228111>civiliansalri chef darren you're putting some nuggets in the fryer calm down
>>199228178
france? bit shit
dont understand how people can bring themselves to vote when it makes fuck all difference
>>199228094walking outside with head bowed to feet and shoulders in upward position at all times.
need to clean the flat but just being a sweaty lazy slug instead and might get drunk aha
>>199228224monday evening is no time to clean
Well, Rorke?
anime
So bloody thirsty after my siesta ladsSweating my bollocks off as well and heart is racing
>>199228159>protecting the uk's reputation abroad>posts on/brit/automatic disqualification
https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1719854736310172.webm
Haven't voted since the school council in primary schoolGav won the prick
From watching Nonce hunters videos I have came up with a theory.Most nonces are usually freaks who come to meet girls between the ages of 13 and 15, very rarely are they really young like 9 or 10. My theory is most nonces were runtish ghouls who never got to shag in their teenage years and now have fetishized missing out on that experience into their adulthood.My solution? Kill anyone who has not shagged before their 18th birthday
Don't get the hype over having a job, like wooo yeah you get more money but you also sacrifice your free time so ???
>the school council in primary school
waiting until ive done a big poo before i take some painkillers
>>199228280
>>199228314I went to a public school in a poor area mate
had a dream that I was on a bus and looking quite disheveled when a girl started flirting with me but I was too flabbergasted to reciprocate so she got off before I could get her number or anything. As she was getting off she looked taken aback and disappointed at how much I had missed my shot with her, like I had hurt her ego. there was a bit of a "pity flirting" vibes from the encounter as wellthen i woke up
>>199228312having a job is just a necessitylike how do people survive on bennies?
>>199228212It really isn't that much effort unless you're a spastic shut-in who looks for any excuse to stay indoors (which is also why you're unvaccinated)
right so which one will make me the most money
british niggas get in trouble in primary school and are brought before the council of elders
>>199228292Most nonces in those videos are literally medically retarded. I don’t know if being retarded makes you more likely to be a nonce of if only the retarded nonces fall for the nonce hunters’ tricks but yeah.
realistically how do you get a job if you're on the sex offenders register?
Who do you love? Is it him now, is it me babe, I don't know! Who do you love?
hate when people say "oh my days"bunch of cunts
>I went to a public school
>>199228388it certainly must be difficult
>>199228382Bet you're king of the paedo ring aren't you
>>199228280gigabogged
Honestly if you don't have ambitions to be rich, gaining PIP is basically Valhalla.You will be getting around £1100 a month tax free and your flat/house paid for indefinitely. Unless you are clearing more than 40k a year I don't see how any job working 40 hours a week beats getting £1500 a month doing nothing
Lads badn ewshardrive just fucking diedHad about 6tb of games on it
>>199228366Haha so true, we niggas truly do that
burritos for tea
>>199228388Apply for the BBC
peng 19yr old messaging me on hinge
rorke laughing at leftypol getting drawn and quartered, unaware that he's about to be cleaved in twain himself
>>199228417why do you have 6tb of games lmao
>>199228380>tattoo 0/10
>>199228362Feel like counter fraud might give you the best route into private sector with some security trauning
>>199228417Ah yes“Games”
rorke getting heemed>Instant karma for drunk England fans as enraged Benidorm local wades into crowd and punches several yobs who blocked the road and banged on his car while singing Ten German Bombershttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13588269/drunk-England-fans-enraged-Benidorm-local-crowd-punches-road-banged-car-singing-Ten-German-Bombers.html
>>199228449How old are you?
>>199228417playing at this heat is dangerous.summer is a big fat mistake.
I would imagine the worst part about being a convicted nonce is having to explain it.Imagine being in a job interview.and having to say "oh yeah also I am a pedo" lmao
>>199228456I built up a large amount over the years from my collectionsIt's backed up to 4 other hardrives but it's still fucking annoying>>199228472If you mean movies and tv shows I've convereted, sitting around 12tb
>>199228292why is it the ones on tcap in the US are normal suburban family men but the ones in the UK are always dysgenic spastics
Lads bad newshardrive just fucking diedHad about 80,000 screenshots of games on it
>>199228417could have been worse lad
>>199228380*pretends to be a plastic surgeon and draws dotted lines around that outlying piece of fat on her right boob*
yank sports tier fun police
>>199228474Mental how weak England fans are lol, they get the shit kicked out of them literally anywhere they go
Well?
Don't understand how people get careersI never knew what I wanted to do, just fluked into an agency job after uni then crawled my way up slowly
>>199213696shan't
wahey shagaluf>Celebrating England's win... Magaluf style! Sunburnt cleavage, vomiting outside a takeaway, cross-dressing and falling asleep on top of some chipshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13587771/Celebrating-Englands-win-Magaluf-style-Sunburnt-vomiting-takeaway.html
>>199228531dont understand any of this virgin image
>>19922848426, why?
>>199228515Nonce hunters here are mainly sub human low IQ council scum.They don't really do it ethically they basically trick retarded people or mongs.I remember watching one where one of the creep catchers showing that she used her own picture as bait and said she claimed to be 15 and she looked 45 kek
>>199228540cant fucking do owt these days
>>199228280wrought by a blacksmith
>>199228589A lot of them are probably nonces too
Pondering a wank
bacon
LIVERPOOLcirca 1952
Still raging about the fucking hardriveI figure if i open it and try to connect it again it'll workLads I'm sad, I'm very sad but luckily I have you lads and of course, the cans
>>199228292convinced most nonce hunters are wanking the chops off themselves when pretending to be a 15 year old girl
tbf this sounds accurate. im a bit autistic and like organising things and making listsbut how do i actually get a job in 'knowledge and information' management?
Just gonna come out and say itI hate cans, more of a bottles man me
Wrote on a job application, "about time I got a job". I hope they don't laugh it off
>>199228312I waste what little free time I have anyway
>>199228652This is the Liverpool the beatles grew up inlooks decent
massive fucking fruit fly doing my bastard nut in come here you sack of putrid shit
best nonce hunter videos are when they sting pakis and they react badly to itused to be on on youtube where he clearly pissed himself but its been lost to the ages
>>199228657dont worry about htis 'work' nonsense ujst have a wank and forget about it
>lelgium
There are no good jobsIt's all just low paid, tedious, stressful, disorganised shit
>>199228687Fruit flies are tiny
hmmm yes im going to play a game from a series which i know full well is filled with esoteric design choices designed to appeal to a niche audience and then im going to complain about those esoteric design choices and push for future games from this developer to be more like every other modern game
>>199228687fewer dream post
>>199228720this one isnt
le kwab
>>199228687Karate chop his ass out of the sky
dream job: just leave me alone while i listen to an audiobook while i chip away at repetitive, but important, work.
>>199228687it thinks you're a big melon
>>199228741Work at the fish cannery
marion le peng
Hold on, ladsPrime day is coming soonI think I might just external hardrives with their own power supply309 euro for one now at 16tbHopefully it'll go down to 250 so I can 4 of them
Looking back the Covid pandemic was nuts. The entire world shut down for several months. It was apocalyptic. Yet everyone’s already forgotten about it.
>>199228763>Work at the fish cannerynot exactly 'important' work
>>199228741these kind of jobs pay 28kpa at most
>>199228785its all relative mate
>>199228768wonder has she ever offered up her holes as reparations to an ex colonial jungle bbc
>>199228773The covid work break didnt change a single thing for me
just secure a (friday night) date with the peng 19yr old on hingethink you know what htat means lads
>>199228773yeah and you had to inject some scag in yourself to not get magic flu what was that all about
>>199228773People move onI personally had a fun time
>>199228826Spot of the old rape on the cards?
Need some serious change in me life.
I haven't had an incel walk in a week, I just can't be bothered for some reason.
>>199228826blog on
>>199228741this was me working in a warehouse in unisound polish lads that offered you drugs now and again, no ethnics, no real pressure to deal with, could ignore the public and mongs while you listened to podcasts
>>199228864me when I only have notes
>please end your threads at 310 postshow about you actually design the board so it revolves around generals better and make it so every thread goes to 700 like /vg/ fucking retard
>>199228826It is a twenty five year old.and his mates. With baseball bats.
Christopher Nolan says that Google isn't actually as useful as people think. To demonstrate this, he went into a library and took 10 books at random, then wrote down one random fact from each one. Afterwards, he Googled the facts and found that none of them showed up in the search resultsThe world is not as digitized as you think
>>199228773Mad it was 4 years ago
>>199228826hope she turns up pre-loaded with jamals congolese cream
>>199228857grimtoo big
>>199228899Ooh wouldn't happen to be complaining about the moderation would you
>BBC presenter sparks fury after calling for Donald Trump to be 'murdered' byJoe BidenVERY progressive!!
Is Blackpool pleasure beach shit compared to Alton Towers?
>>199228921grimtoo gay
>>199228904sounds like bollocks
>>199228904he's a big guy
>>199228923i didnt mention anything about moderation
>>199228942>G_Ysuccint filename, methinks, ta!
>>199228904Bane?
my willy is positively oozing with precum
>>199228936there's not as many rides obviously but it's arguably more fun and it's on the beach
>>199228942proto gf looks exactly like this
just copped
Had a very early wank now just feel tiredDon't wank early boys
>>199228936pleasure beach makes it sound like an outdoor brothel
>>199228982Get some meth down you lad
>>199228942At least this one has those bumps in the right places. Quite rare, for /brit/
What's the point in exit polls? Is it just for election night entertainment?
>>199228976Don't find ACs aesthetically appealing enough to buy kits of tbhwy
>>199228988Dont post finnlad
>>199228773why do you post this shit about people "forgetting" about covid so often? what do you want from people?
what's cardiff like?
Did the French speaking nonwhites defeat the French speaking nonwhites in a game of kickballnet
why are there africans wearing france and belgium shirts
>>199228988This lad reminds me of Tech Shrek from Linus Tech Tips
might start cooking soon
Would you rather be Polish or Russian?
you ever pluck out all your facial hairs?it's something to do
>>199228773Wish I'd fucking taken advantage of the WFH reshuffle to switch jobs, I was do FUCKING STUPID for sitting on my laurels
>>199229033Here in the US those are the last bits of propaganda and cope that the news can keep screaming about
>>199229072Prussian
>>199229072Russian
>>199228576>every single one is dressed the same with the exact same haircutCulture is dead
>>199229066erm it's Tech Fiona now lad
>>199229072im literally the former so uhh i dunno
>>199229082Youll end looking like a case of the scabies
poo
>>199229059No because France harvests all of the best sports players from their former colonies.
>>199229072Polish cause then I can easily move to France
F E E TEET
>>199228576spaino spotted in the 4th pic
>>199229082check yourself into the nearest mental hospital immediately
>>199229049I reckon it’s the first time I’ve mentioned it in like two years.
>>199229082Does it grow back thicker or lighter or is there any change?
>>199228773And people will forget about the ukraine war a few days after it ends. Humans are easily manipulated creatures.
>>199229138Christ almighty her feet must be almost 4 foot long
about to scran some peng curry lads
you ever wonder what goes through the minds of people who purchase mobile phones in phone shops?like what compels a grown man or woman to spend 3 hours of their life sat in a phone shop only to leave paying £49.99 a month on a 2 year contract or some other insanity? Just fucking order a phone online and whack a rolling SIM in it. They're always obese as well, phone shop customers.
anyone remember the queen
Would you rather be black or indian
>>199229230Did God save her or what happened
>don't need a shit>need to leave the house>immediately need a shitWhat's the scientific explanation for this phenomenon that causes me to always be late?
>>199229230Freddie Mercury was an icon innit, funny to think he was a middle easterner. Probably the only time you can say diversity is our strength.
>>199229259Black
>>199229185Nah it's the same when it grows back.There's an annoying period when it's almost grown back but not quite where the new hairs have yet to break the surface tension of the skin so you can't shave them but you have all these weird black dots / bobbles all over. If you exfoliate hard then you can force them out but it's a pain. If you just leave them then they grow through the skin in ~2 days and it solves itself.
>>199229259blackcould jump really high and say the n word loudly in public and no one could stop me
>>199229259yeah
>>199229268>funny to think he was a middle easterner.No he wasn't.
I have a roster of places in town where I know I can have a nice peaceful shit if necessary.
do not, my friends, become addicted to generative ai gooningit will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence
>>199229259>black>lie under a cocunut tree all die sipping moonshine>have countless black Kweens to sexo>no job no worries>get feted over by Western ngos who give you free stuff>indian>no sex until you're married off to an obese pajeeta in an arranged marriage>live in a dystopian nightmare>work yourself to the bones to afford tablescraps to eat>Western ngos only come to tell you to stop pooping in the street
>>199229043ok
>>199229303He was literally an ethnic persian from zanzibar
I know this Supreme Court stuff is designed to benefit Trumo but I think it'd be really funny if Biden went on a massive crime spree now that he can't be punished for it
i love the cinema so muchit's my happy place.there's something so sweet about people all choosing the lose themselves in the same shared dream.
holy grim
>>199229303His real name was Farouq Bulsara or some such.
>>199229411he's already got enough noncey skellies in his closet
>>199229377that gun barrel poking out of his chest looks very silly
Hoe was stopped at Heathrow Here she is leaving the court, to her adoring publichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9TRTnWhybI
>>199229433Shame there's nowt good out at the mo :(
Wish I drove. Would be so easy to buy beer
sometimes I go through long phases of researching potential careers. For example last year I spent many weeks researching joining the merchant navy, looking at all the different roles available, the cadet schools, courses near me, open days, pricing it all up etc. Then ultimately I decided I didn't want to spend 6+ months at sea with a bunch of people who wouldn't like me because I'm an awkward pricknow I am spending my time researching becoming an HGV driver. Surely this time I will make the commitment and my REAL life (as an HGV driver) can begin.
>>199229490Is Furiosa still showing?
>>199229481How could she think it wouldn't get leaked, what a daftie
>>199229505It's available in full resolution on internet piracy lad.New release films all get leaked in like ~2 weeks these days. Long gone are the days of having to wait months.
>>199229501been seeing a LOT of youtube videos about being a truck ladlooks comfy driving places then having a sleep in your cheeky cabin behind the drivers seats
>>199229433last film i saw in the cinema was dune 2indian family with several young kids sat directly in front of mekids had their phones out and were fidgeting and talking to eachother the whole time, plus eating sweets out of noisy packetswish i had just watched the film at home by myself
>>199229501How easy is becoming a HGV driver? Seems stressful but comfy
>>199229501Good lad, get that lorry driven
>>199229411Biden didn't need permission from the supreme court for that
>>199229527So?
business idea: take up computer science and learn how to use VPNs
>>199229477it's a ciws for missile defence
>>199229490try to find a cinema that screens old films. that's my real happy place. the clientele and the films themselves are usually much better.honestly i think that'd be my dream job - running a cinema only showing old, curated films.
>>199229501Should look at train driving. Got a cousin that does it, 66k to "drive" a train that basically drives itself and frequent unscheduled holidays, I mean strikes. Living the dream he is.
love going to the cinema alone with booze smuggled in a water flask and getting blootered
>>199229566all the same shall be sticking to gundams
Haven't been able to sit up normally, ever. I always lay down
might have a proper pooey bumwank later
>>199229064why not
>>199229583ive looked at this but it's 1.) shift work, 2.) hard to get in, 3.) lots of training, 4.) boring as sin, 5.) no progression, 6.) will prob get replaced soon
>>199229583Train driving requires lots of experience here :(
>>199229652How many people you know have been killed on railway tracks?
>>199229652is there a designated shitting carriage?
Can you listen to audiobooks whilst driving a train
never learn my lessons with international games, bookies had my fucking pants down for 5k already this eurosbig chase job on now
>>199229539might need to look into these videos as part of my research>>199229541You need to fill out some forms for the DVSA, including one done by your GP to say you are fit to drive the vehicles etc. Then you send those off, get your provisional and then you can take the theory test, then the practical test. There's also another test after that called the Driver CPC test which is like a professional qualification or some such that's required by many companies before they'll employ you.Costs a few grand for the practical training I think.>>199229583Genuinely impossible to get a job as a train driver as every cunt wants the job. It's a job paid £66k + unlimited OT to sit on your arse in a room by yourself pressing a green button that says Go then taking your hand off the button as you pull into the station.
>>199229669myself (2027)
cute girl liked me on hinge but she looks way too outgoing for a homebody like me. maybe she'll be good for me. but no doubt she'd find me as dull as dishwater.
cooking my pasta sauce freshjarred sauce freaks btfo
>>199229695Yea it's called pantry car
catberg chasing a bluebottle around the house like a mad cunt
>>199229735Got a lovely jar of premade sauce ready to go for a convenient weeknight dinner, just like a proper Italian x
>>199229701no. every minute you have to silence a BEEEP sound to make sure you're awake, and you've only got a few seconds to do so before you get in trouble. it's that boring/tiresome.
panty car uuuohhhhhhhhh
Hot as shit outside.
when i see picture of a burger i instinctually think about ordering maccas
can england win?france and germany are playing like shit, if both/either of them take down spain/portugal england could fact them in the final
>>199229770utter wasteman PLEB
>>199229777ktim in the desert
https://old.reddit.com/r/SuicideWatch/comments/1dq8v7f/if_trump_wins_the_presidential_election_im/classic
>>199229652my uncle is trains man he driver
Reading the news
>>199229817Yeah to be fair everyone seems to be aying like fucking shit so England might have a chanceHowever they'll probably just get raped by Switzerland on Saturday
>>199229604i like both
>Jolie Foster is still doing sex scenesYou don't see this from men at her age unless it's a creepy sexual violence scene
really wish neet wasters showed some shame i know they feel it deep down they just repress it as a cope
>>199229695Can't find the picture now but inside iit bombay there's a signboard saying "please feed the dogs in designated feeding zones only"
>>199229777hate this fucking baby talk pepe shit
>>199229836which desert?does it make you wish for a nuclear winter?
LADS!!!! LADS!!!! GUESS FUCKING WHAT?!!!!!THE FUCKING HARDRIVE IS WORKING AGAINALL MY BEAUTIFUL EPISODES OF ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES
>>199229852Now THAT is epic lols
>>199229881Sonoran not Mojave
>>199229852>Oh shit how do I vote for him even harder?
>>199229854Doe he get rape threats
for me its making a ragu at the weekend then freezing it for weeknight meals tbqh
my youtube is full of reform and farage shite if there's one thing that'll get me to not vote for them its this ridiculous level of fucking spamming
>>199229927you need killing
>>199229878Apu isn’t Pepe though is he?
You know what, lads? I think I am just going to vote Conservative.
>>199229931blog on boringlad
>>199229962NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>199229888you dozy twonk granded
>>199229927This is my plan for cooking, get a batch of something sorted at the weekend and freeze itOr I get a chicken in, butcher and freezeOnly going out once a week now
>>199229968shut up fat
>>199229931Seethe on
>>199229935Our guy Ryan getting bogged and now he's off the rails
>>199229852>as a WOCpeople identifying as asian cooking utensils now
>>199229872got an rg banshee still in the box, looking forward to finally getting stuck into it
>>199229835>wastemanalri kingsley d'acampo
>>199229990will dothe youtube spam is ridiculous hope he's getting his moneys worth
>>199230028*claps and whoops incessantly*
>>199229987based organised cook lad
>>199230030nicestill need to build the backpack and weapons for my rg unicorn, then i have an rg exia in box and white glint in a couple of days
imagine, my willy in a vaginaa thing like that...
>>199229852>If Trump wins the presidential election, I'm killing myself.>You aren't being dramatic with your feelings about trump winning.
>>199230074r/casualuk screaming out their arses at this image
Someone linked me this general from casualuk and I have never seen so many fucking digusting comments about women and blacks, jesus christ just take a look at yourselves all of you
>>199230094daily reality for weston
>>199230119/brit/ for slightly more normal freaks
>>199230141do one tubby
>>199230119>r/casualuktime to repost it all
>>199229863>scrap tax on income under £20,000why aren't "lefties" lining up to vote for this?
nan walks into a bar>hey nan, you alright?
>>199230194Lush that
>>199230194EWWW THING LOOKS BAD UNCOOKED
New>>199230174
joe biden is faking dementia so he can out of paying that 1400 he still owes to every american
>>199230231Twat fucking mongy cunt kill your fucking self
nearing my 19th birthday and I haven't been to a pub yet
Need fancy dress ideas
>>199230194That looks alright but pepperoni isn't very healthy. I'd go for chicken myself. Or bolognese with lean beef.
>>199230092nice one lad, enjoy x
>>199230231310
>>199230398
>>199228024>>199228024>>199228024
>>199230242Take it easy
>>199230390freaky ahh cat man
>>199230231
can you get free food in supermarkets?
>>199230516can i? yescan you? no
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