Milton Keynes edition.
Lads, is Canary Wharf really that good?
really need to read more. i just dont have the attention span. i could listen to an audiobook while on my virgin walk, but none of the books i want to read have audiobooks.
>>199265652it's up there as far as wharfs go
blackpink in your area
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYh6mYIJG2Y
>>199265652good for what?
>>199265656text to speech exists u kno
>>199265658UH OH BONER ALERT
the fate of Russia after the fall of the Soviet Union proves that Marx, Engels, and Lenin were right
clearly they've just given up winning the electionit's all about stopping the "supermajority" whatever the fuck that is
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!
I'll hug u lad x
>>199265693For experiecing that Manhattan feel
>>199265652shithold full of cunts toil there
>>199265652looks ugly
on the wine again arent i hahaim something of a WINElad, in the canslad vernacular
gagging for a dragon soop
they should do an annual gay award for the gayest gaywould love to know the statistics on some of those devious bummers
>>199265773more of a whinelad you boring bugger
>>199265745maybe, it feels like you’re in a city. but manhattan utterly mogs london for skyscrapers and shit
>>199265652used to get paid 14 quid an hour to clean some rich lads flat there
>>199265784think it'd get repetitive with you winning it every year
>>199265677hey x
I wish I were a soulless 9-5 mon-fri cabincuck wagie zogbot
>>199265779What flavour though?
>>199265826done me tbf
>>199265792very rude
>>199265779>>199265849Do these actually taste decent?might try one
>>199265806what did you steal from him
is this true?
>>199265839hiya wuu2
who are your parents voting for?>dadberg Reform>mumberg Labour
>>199265872Big brain powerful stuff this
>>199265896nm bb and u? x
>>199265875ignore americansdo not acknowledge their existence
>>199265873used to steal packs of fags he had in his cupboard and would give them to my mates a fag robin hood , if you will
marriage = consent
>>199265928Exceptionally based post.
>>199265872
>>199265864Just tastes like a strong red bull vodka>>199265779Dark fruits
Politicians be likeMy party good other party bad
>>199265864Nah they're quite rank. Just teenagers and single mums that drink them.
Rishi Sunak and the sweltering summer of 2024.KWAB!
Proper weird and awkward cunt me.It's good that I am alone and will die alone. It's good for everyone.
>>199265928Umm hello? Based department?
get the reform party voted for
>>199266032also weird and awkward but that's just life inityou get over it
>>199265928great post
someone PLEASE use me as a toilet
>>199265993they're all satanic pedos
>>199265872finally the original
>>199266116I never got over it though lad. I'm 31 and still hung up on it.
>>199266120*poos in your arse*
I'm not a Labour voter but I could never vote for the xenophobic racist little fascist Farage
>>199266181>xenophobic racist little fascist Faragepfft l wish
Get the clappers posted
Polling day is the busiest day of the year for dognappers.
yanks in the slack channel posting about their ferraris and porschesmad how much more they get paid
Austria XI: Pentz; Posch, Danso, Lienhart, Mwene; Seiwald, Laimer; Baumgartner, Sabitzer,Schmid; Arnautović.Türkiye XI: Günok; Müldür, Bardakci, Demiral, Kadioglu; Yüksek, Ayhan; Arda Güler, Kökçü, Yildiz; Yilmaz.
>>199266287they are soulless husksembrace tradition
>>199266290>guler startingbased
>>199266287yank at work dobbed me in to HR for swearing at him the soft cunt
Diego travels to Central Asia to shag kids
>>199266287>mad how much more they get paidand yet with all that money they still can't afford taste
*gets stuck in**turns him, into him**be's born in Blythe*JOIN THE ROYAL NAVY
>>199265601Woah, Milton Keynes looks like THAT?
>>199266330well there is no need to be swearing in a professional environment
might start cooking soon
more like mong covid
>>199265722>it's all about stopping the "supermajority" whatever the fuck that isQuite obvious to us non-autists x
>>199266377you are a soulless cog and no one will remember you
>>199265979That's shopped, his ears are much bigger in reality
>>199266396it means nothing to anyone
>>199266332central asians would beat you to death for that they aren’t like sea monkeys
>supermajorityits either a majority or it isnttheres no "super" about it
getting japslop in chicken ramen and some gyozaget in
>>199266424Not really, Islamic countries are rife with child prostitution
>>199265933She's so fucking hot
>>199265842https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryDOy3AosBw
>>199266473bet it costed you a fortune
https://files.catbox.moe/rlvqk1.mp4
>>199266220>>199266151Sad desperate bid for relevancy after you used up all your energy a few hours ago having a full on meltdown
>There’s a new campaign to get teenage girls into sport. Called #strongisbeautiful it’s been kicked off by Team GB rugby players posing in lingerie. shitting nora
>>199266488Great song.
I’m horny de lids
>>199266423>>199266465Cope on x
If the Tories were getting a "supermajority" they'd be banging on about having a strong and stable government
>>199266474then why do nonces all go to thailand? and cis countries are hardly “islamic” (such a broad category it means basically nothing)
>>199266512I'd let them tackle me if you get what I mean
>>199266538Wish we could have had chaos with Ed Miliband
suck to bastard death of mumbergshe cooks the curry and im like is there any more sauce and she says no. so itake my plate to the sink then i look in the pot. an extra portion of sauce. go back to her and she asks well what would you have it with. and im like oh i suppose you're right. then i go back to the kitchen and see a ton of left over rice on the cooker. of courses ive mixed it together and im scranning it in my room. but what is fucking wrong with women
in the mood for an ale but i shan't
reformbros...we got too cocky
>cis countries are hardly “islamic”Why's he so retarded
>>199266574GREENSURGE
>>199266571grow up
Tough choice
>>199266546..yh
https://youtu.be/yyy8qS1VH98whats up with clophill bros?
Would probably suck a tranny's dick if they were peng to be totally honest
>>199266538So?
Being gay is perfectly natural!! *fucks an intestine filled with shit*
>>199266610Can see your address here mate
STARMERS BRITAIN
>>199266610>reform not having the union jack on their leafletsthought they were the patriotic party?
>>199266622built for my penis
>>199266610Alri solent pics lad
>>199266594kyrgyzstan and kazackstan are about as “islamic” as norway is christian. they are hardly like gulf countries. people drink and have never been to a mosque in their life
For whatever reason women seem to love true crime.. Going to read picrel after history book I'm halfway through. What are you reading?
>>199266512I want them to pummel me until I'm bruised and battered, then make tender love to my broken body
Live in a Labour safe seatOnly leaflets I've had are from Lib Dem, Tory and some random Socialist Party
>oi sunak, take THIS!
>>199266571blog on you boring bastard
>>199266669its spelt Kazakhstan not -ack lol
>>199266610>stop the boats>freeze immigrationisn't that the same thing
>>199266512>>199266622>>199266654this is why i'm learning japanese
>>199266218fuarkin heck
*sip*
>>199266660You blind lad?
>>199266660alri blindcunt
>>199266654State of those """"areolas"""""
>>199266689just begging for a thick black one bashing up her fanny
>>199266512Mad how women can't make their minds up about whether they like being sexually objectified or not.
>>199266669>kazackstanlol retard>>199266702no retard
>>199266715Based.
After my interview earlier I have been offered a job as a "stock replenisher" for 6 weeks at a large supermarket's clothing section over the summer. The shifts will primarily be 5PM to 9PM with a 15 min break, paid £11.55 per hour. The advert says that shifts can range from 3-5 per week. So if I get 5 shifts per week then that would be 120 hours total coming to £1386.00, on which I should pay no income tax because I haven't worked at all this year.
>>199266736 edited out innit
>>199266715Politicians love getting pictures of them drinking beer to show how British they are and how much they care about Britain
>>199266671Women don't like old stuff like that or Jack The Ripper, they want a modern relatable man who murders pretty young co-eds...basically they just love Ted Bundy and the whole true-crime thing is an especially twisted "bad boy" fantasy that is nonetheless widespread amongst that gender.
what's a supermajority i googled it and the results said it doesn't exist
>>199266689want to see this woman jailed for disrespecting a train like this
Why is it when I start eating healthy I can't stop farting and the farts fucking stink. This can't be good for me
>>199266759ive already paid 16k income tax this financial year
>>199266759George at Asda?
>>199266715thats clearly only a half pint glass
i know what i need to do but i cant find the energy to do it
>>199266790Means significantly more than a majority x
>>199266770when you think about it... they really are just like us
Any golf lad in? Going to check out the local sim golf place
>>199266813would be a stein in the netherlands that
>>199266810yeah
>>199266790A mahoosive majority.
>>199266759this lad finna boutta be foldin jumpers in primark lmfao
Just found 60 quid wahey
>>199266610>gosportgrotty little shithouse
>>199266842good on you mate
>>199266759enjoy finding out how miserable waging is and reaching levels of despair and suicidality previously thought impossible
>>199266790what happens when the room all agrees on if you're a virgin or not
>>199266770Keir can actually pull a pint.
>>199266850erm I think you just put that there for the photo
>>199266689she has shagged a bbc in every position she takes in this video
son was taught about depression and anxiety in school today, he's only in year 6
>>199266807
>>199265677Has he gone full on tranny mode now?
>>199266850You posted that same image sometime ago
>>199266715those are some massive handscould crush rishis skull, that
>>199266759Just be careful because with PAYE you may pay tax because they'll take your monthly wage, multiply it by 12 and then use that to determine your expected annual wage and if that's above the threshold you'll pay tax. You can claim it back at the end of the financial year though
>>199266885why does he punch like a bitch then
>>199266906babby numbers
>>199266759they will still take the money. you will have to wait until hmrcberg deigns to repay you
>>199266790it's not anything
>>199266906>>199266948wish posh cunts would all die
>>199266928He's 61 ffs
on the ciroc
>>199266915Nope it's a new image fresh from my camera phone
>>199266948grimreckon toiling and getting PAYE is for mugs and I should go solo
>>199266958>another yankified termGet the Tory fuckers out
>>199266746They've made up their minds: they want to be objectified but only by other women and hot men. Melvin is to avert his gaze in their presence, much like a medieval peasant who by chance bumbled into the presence of a royal
>>199266948>200k in BritainImpressive desu, banker?
>>199266900>hey don't worry anon we're just deconstructing oppressive cisheteronormative concepts of childhood innocence, it's for their own good you see, you wouldn't want to be a bigot would you?
>>199266948this tax should go to me i am descended from british aristocracy i deserve it more
July 4th should be fun :)
>>199266958This technically isn't true because a party with a slim majority can have its bills defeated by some rebels, whereas a larger majority can help mitigate this
>>199266958only thing a supermajority gives you in the us is the ability to override a presidential veto, and if a party is doing so well that they have a supermajority, which hasn't happened in ages, the president is also likely to be of that party rendering the power to override his veto practically meaningless
mad how Sir Keir is 61i would have guessed 58 at most
>>199265652me dad had a flat in a posh riverside development there (his flat wasn't on the river thoughever, but he could see a small bit of it in the gap between the two building across the courtyard that were on the river)would have been 2005-08 ishthink he doubled his money
>>199266958had a feeling it was some yank shite
>>199266958Well if Labour have more seats than Tories then they will have more power pushing through bills and the like.
>>199266781>>199267012Major red pills being dropped in this thread
I can get behind the whole socialism thing if I can throw trannies and pakis off a bridge during the revolution
>>199266958YANKED
>>199267014probably a salesmong
>>199266900
>>199267014id be making far more than 200k if i was in finance>>199266995yeah takes the piss, wouldnt mind if it went to something useful - not just funding immigrants and the workshy
>>199267037We live in a gerontocracy.
back thuggo meat battering tiny pale slits with great vigour
>>199267038Tarq
>>199267055yeah I think that's the point
There’s a TikTok video about Jude Bellingham having a profile on RayaThe comments… omds lol Rorke would have an aneurysm
>>199267110Who?
>>199267110wtf is raya probably something illegal
>>199267091
my net salary is only £20,174.29. I only pay £2k tax a year
Bought a litre of Jack Daniels and stashed it away to drink when the wifeberg goes to bed.
>>199267138tinder for rich people
>>199267138private tinder
>>199267110You're a fat, adult man wanking over interracial cuckbait on tiktokSort it out you fucking mug
jamaican mamba slapping violently into little katy's perfect pale slit while lil timmy's bashing his gamer keyboard after losing on one of his nerdy videogames
>>199267154grim i make almost that much in a month
>>199267092working class in every way except my dad's bank account due to his abilities as a salesman
What the fuck am I meant to reply to this
Just seen tonsil stones mentioned on the /fa/ fragrance general.
>>199267172grim
>>199267208grim i make almost that much in a month
>>199267219context?
>>199267224hahaha dearie mefuckin' weird bastard
why do i feel that i dont deserve anything nice?
>working class in every way except my dad's bank account due to his abilities as a salesmannew tarq cope just dropped
>>199267110>having a profile on Rayathe arsenal goalie? what does having a profile on him meanlike on his penalty dives?didn't even know he was spain's keeper
>>199267219I have no clue what that means but I can only assume you are to blame
that was a real humdinger, humphry!
>>199267208you joke but
>>199267250You deserve the world.You are a KING.Life your life without any stresses.
leftypol telling an english plumber earning £60K a year he isn't working class but that unemployed abdullah getting £80K on benefits and a free house is
What /brit/ slang could actually cross over to irl? Deano is the obvious one in terms of most potential but I think Tarq could work too. Rorke probably not so much.
>>199267250You deserve nothing you pathetic little worm
>>199267219tell your deliveroo driver it's unprofessional to text customers like that
the cronem feeling up katy's tight pale body
sucked down this whole bottle of wine and dont even feel drunkmust be a defective bottle
back to salaryposting are we
>>199267299Deano has already entered irl discoursehttps://unherd.com/2023/04/the-political-power-of-deano/
Feeling so fucking lustful tonight.
>>199267327Salarymongs cannot help themselves.
>>199267172peng
black hands running over pale girl body
>>199267064I'll see you on the millennium bridge mate, I'll be the one in the ushanka
The sooner she can complete her appeals process the sooner she can be exonerated by the media. New Yorker already started the fire.
rorke just wants to dancee~
>>199267280wasn't joking
think im the skinniest ive beencant even do 3 pushups
throbbing black shmeats pressed up against her pale body
>>199267363white hands around your brown throat squeezing until you die
mental how some mongs in this thread are making hundreds of thousands of pounds a year doing fuck all
>>199267335Do people actually use it irl though? If I spoke to the average British 20-somethig they would understand the reference? Just being featured in some clickbait online "publication" doesn't mean too much
they can see your full cock and balls with these machines btwand they save them and laugh at all of them at the end of the day
>>199267219Does that mean she's up for a shag? I don't understand.
how do i get a well-paying jobsick of being on 26k
>>199267374she's literally becoming more guilty as time goes on
>>199267389black cock ramming in her hole HAHHAHAHApermanent damage senpai
>>199267410Didn't you hear? Everybody in this thread is 6'4 with a 10 inch dick and a PhD from Oxford making 300 grand a year mate.
>>199267368Cheers comrade
>>199267295who is getting 80k on benefits
>>199267374more like loosey letby haha
>>199267437should have tried harder at school mate
>>199267410you're in america lol you have no excuse to earn less than $100k it's so easy there
CRACK THAT WHIP!
>>199267389love seeing birds fanny mounds in leggings like this
>>199267437Nepotism generally
yep. all 200,000 of them.
>>199267219"course we can but you have to go first :humblesmile:"
I unironically make ~250k USD per year
Let's be honest. Anything under 250k a year isn't worth getting out of bed for.
>>199267411don’t think so
>>199265658
>>199267451seaside mark gets 3k a month for sitting on his arse because of his condition
>>199267461it's easy to stay at that position once you're there but climbing to a higher class is harder here than in any other firstie country, working class americans live firstie life on expert difficulty no respawns
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>>199267374No statutory right of appeal against convictions here and she's been refused permission to appeal already so it's over. She's rotting behind bars mate.
>>199267489Doing what
>>199267452is this a troll or what? weird post up and down
>>199267518Was just saying this to the lads down the pub
>Russian female soldier gets hit with an FPV drone, 2 other soldiers try to help, but also get hit by a second strike. Video by the Strike Drones Company (47 OMBr)
>>199267518Please don't have a meltdown. :/
dunno how to keep the conversation up inbetween dates. she's invited me round friday night, and she keeps messaging me. it's tiring. can't we just talk on the friday?
>>199267523She can still seek permission to appeal today's conviction friendo
>>199267518Cheers mate x
>>199267419Those airport scanners are actually how the Illuminati give you cancer and take out people who know the truth They match up all the problematic things you say online to your passport number and then if your score is high enough they give you a good zapping and you get a nice dose of bollock cancer or maybe leukaemia or bowel cancer and bam, in a few months to a few years you’re dead
>applying for job at US company>HR's name is chad agrawal
This is what the jamaican office worker gets to clap every day
The names Dave. Big Dave.
>>199267567She can, and she'll be refused again.
>>199267584>Randy Bender
>>199267538
need a jobneed a hobbyneed a sense of fashionneed 1 friendneed a gfneed to start reading
>>199267452Reminder that literally everything in life is about phenotype and a bad one means that nothing you do in life can ever be correct or proper
>>199267565What's she texting you about
anyone know if gigantic david is in
>>199267569Don't block me :<
reckon lucy letby is innocent and was set up to take the fall for wog nurse incompetence haven’t really looked at the evidence or whatever just got a feeling
>>199267598Yes and then the torrent of "Lucy is innocent" media will be unleashed. The New Yorker article in the US started it and I suspect there will be a major documentary (Netflix?) to follow. Peter Hitchens has already tentatively thrown his lot in with this movement as well.
>>199267612>need a sense of fashionUnless you dress like a complete mong you really don't. Just wear jeans, a shirt with the sleeves rolled up and some boots and you're sorted.
*yawns loudly in your face*
>>199266153name?
>>199267626dunno, I'll ask massive robert if he's seen him
>>199267623that she completed part of her dissertation
>>199266153>those posters in the backgroundIf I ever have a son there will be a strict "no anime" rule in our house
>>199267612me but unironically
>Just wear jeans, a shirt with the sleeves rolled up and some boots and you're sorted.
she probably only killed one or two of those babies
>>199267612>need a sense of fashionIt's a Dark Academia type of evening
on £30k a month and can hardly afford rent
>>199267655Can't see it. Far too toxic a subject, the likes of Netflix won't touch it.
don't care, still voting reform
Internet of peng things
>>199267706Cute
>>199267725Maybe in the UK but nobody in America knows who she is
>Yank mediaDisregard
debating whether it ale night or not
>>199267772>>199267772>>199267772
>>199266689>blonde trainslag only editbased
