swan pedalo edishhhhhhhhhhhhh
poo smells hehe :D
>>199267725the made a tv drama about jeffrey dahmer i wouldnt be too sure
swan paedalo
hi
you shouldn’t drink alcohol, it’s unhealthy
off to bed
>>199267791hey
What can I do about this
instead of mandatory military service, make pale clappers do some mandatory prison guarding right after graduating
>>199267796was just saying this down at the pub
>>199267796piss off
>>199267799your sleep pattern is edging into normality
>>199267796i have drank every single weekend since i started drinkingwould have absolutely no idea what to do with myself otherwise
I’m getting so tanned atm ladsStarting to actually look like a paki
>>199267813you're the cunt that spams your face everywherefuck off you freakazoid
*mischievously places a banana peel on the floor* myeheheh.. *scurries away*
right then lads. ive finally mustered the courage to stop being a wasteman. i am going to go to the gym, then reward myself with some of colorado's finest from the local dispensary
decided that it not ale night for meit good boy night
Mad ting innit
>>199267831fucking amateurdo it in the weekdays too
>>199267796you could say that about a lot of things
>>199267813https://youtu.be/plRDsgAc3G4?si=hGIYWLuqq7jSIFMz
>>199267813U G L Yyou aint got no alibiyou ugly
>>199267845I've never posted my face here fuck off
>>199267836post arm
Clean shaven.Always.
Should a young, socially awkward man like me get into trades or something to get an office job?
>>199267886maybe you should’ve kept it that way you mong
>>199267863you should give them up toototal discipline total health
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suXM54hGj74
how the FUCK do i get a job where i do nothing but fake work and get paid 70k+ a year
>pls sar, vote tory sar
>>199267946ZERO SEATS
>>199267941literally all corporate jobs are like this but you won't know from the job advert
>>199267941Same
>>199267941used to be able to do that by learning a bit of programming but don’t know if that’s viable now. you might have to be female to get a job like that now, in hr or “product management” or any of that bollocks
>>199267909go for a trade, i did and it’s great just gotta learn how to roll with the punches with toilmates, and trust me it’s way better than the dull, soul-draining even, office-drama
Chest day is the best day.
Nearly finished the book of Acts, it's pretty boring honestly. It has a good start and then just turns into Paul and his mates roaming around pissing off Jews. The best part was pic related when he's talking to the Soic philosophers in Athens.
>daisy edgar jones in twisterswe will be there
>>199267886wash your face more
>>199267994Ideally I wouldn't interact with anyone I work but the post office isn't hiring and I cant drive anyway
>>199267997you said this yesterdayi HIGHLY doubt that you've done chest 2 days in a row
>>199267989It's still viable, but if you are female you're guaranteed a job.
Fucking freezing lads. Heating on. In July, no less. Take the piss.
>>199268016epistle to the romans is good
>>199268040yeah did it yesterdayneed you /brit/ lads working on those pecs
*walks through /int/ on my way to /brit/*
japanese food is kind of overrated isn’t it
>>199268037sorry pal, lest you become a self sufficient farmer or night shift worker don’t know which work that doesn’t require social interaction with a trade you learn an applicable skill and become sought after, rather than draining away your life without a purpose in front of a screen
>>199268095u've been done
Mama take this badge from meI can't use it anymore
What the hell is yellow sticker hunt
>Rock critic Robert Christgau commented on the perceived 'obscene' content of the lyric "So come on and give it to me / Any way you can / Any way you want to do it / I'll take it like a man". Christgau wrote in a review at the time that Basil "was the only woman ever to offer to take it up the ass on Top 40 radio." However, Basil adamantly denies this: "NO! That's ridiculous. People read shit into everything. It's not about anything dirty. You change the name from boy to girl" — i.e., from "Mickey" to "Kitty" — "and they read anything they want into it! When it's a guy singing about a girl, it's a sweet line. But when a girl sings it, it must mean butt-fucking! This is how the wrong foot gets cut off when the doc wheels you into the E.R. Then it's Micky Dolenz and butt-fucking."
>>199268103Should HAVE mousey!!! xxx
Just seen some unauthorised avatar or signature use.
>>199268103
>>199268113yeabut i feel nourished after eating it,have they used proper bone broth
>>199268136
Absolute BANGERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbG4QYKzRZE
love her
>>199268181wish i looked like her
>>199268181filth
>>199268178You are not allowed to post the mice.
>>199268181looks a tad bit like my ex
>>199268174Shall have to take your word for it lad, because I shall not be clicking that.
>>199268181she was good in yellowjackets but for me it's the lass who plays mistyunbelievably peng irl
meltdown imminent
>>199268178shut up nigga
>>199268092That's clearly a road being repairedI think I know which town this isPretentious woman
bottle of wine finsiheddont even feel DRUNKsick of this fuckign SHITE
>>199268178
>>199268071Yeah I'm looking forward to the Epistles, proper theology stuff rather than just 'Jesus/Paul did this and then he did that'
>>199268238diego on the sauce again
>>199268238get on the cîroc
Taking bets on Mousey having a meltdown 3:1Any takers?
soul travels strange places at night. forget science mambo jambo
right thats it im hatting the lot of youeveryone in this thread you have been hatted im envisaging all of you wearing stupid hatscheckmatewhat you get dickheads
>>199268282are you some shill from smirnoff or something because i will literally never buy that vodka now
starting to have thing for fake tanned essex girls with big bums, lads.
who wants to read my latest article on queering /brit/
>>199268329smirnoff? that's what i use to clean my windows
Is mousenonce allowed to post the...... mice? [ ] Yes [x] No... peters? [ ] Yes [x] No... dragons? [ ] Yes [x] No
>>199268340yeah?
>>199268340yeah?>>199268345yeah
>>199268305There's a saying here. If you keep open vessels at night and then randomly shut the kid, a person dies. Reason: his soul get trapped inside and is unable to return in time
>>199268340>girls with big bumscorrrr
>>199268340>big bumsOnly way they have that is with a BBL or being chubsters
>>199268336No mate, I missed that. Could you fill me in on it please?Actually, wait. Don't bother, I'm not arsed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ahFJmFcY98CHOOOOOOOOn
>>199268353he was never peterposter stop this false flag
>>199268352absolut then glensgrey goosedon’t know many vodka brands
>STOCKTON — The parents of a one-month-old child are facing homicide and child abuse charges relating to the baby's death in Stockton earlier this week, police said Friday.>Detectives with the police department's child abuse and sexual assault units spoke with the child's parents—Robert Meyer, Sr., and Sareya Sexton, both 23. They were later arrested and booked into the San Joaquin County Jail.
arse
i was shocked that even this 4/10 white man with british accent says he wouldn't date asian women and he wouldn't even talk to them. if chris hemsworth tier guys say so i would understand him cuz they have plenty of choices but even 4/10 looking people ain't attracted to asians?? seriously wtf? what kind of creatures/monsters date asians?
https://twitter.com/VigilantFox/status/1808179617397719127fucking beautifulno other western leader would have the balls
>>199268237
>>199268354>>199268362yeah
>>199268379based early-mid 90s UK raphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVtf9tg9fxQ
>>199268411bizarre image
>>199268418
>>199268407black republicans are such coonsif i was black i would be the number 1 bbc democrat soldier
>>199268407>In a tense meeting with Taliban leaders, Trump declared, “I want to leave Afghanistan, but it’s going to be a conditions-based withdrawal,” before issuing a stark warning.>“If you harm a hair on a single American, I’m going to kill you,” Trump said. The translator conveyed this exact message.>Trump then “reached in his pocket, pulled out a satellite photo of the leader of the Taliban’s home, handed it to him, got up and walked out the room.”
>>199268418sex sex sex
>>199268374kinda like fake tanned essex girls with fake bums
>>199268445based asf
>>199268434Unironically one of the most tragic, haunting, arresting things I've ever seen
>>199268418You are not allowed to post this.
>enters brit
>>199268464Sucks!
TURKEY
pea tear griffin
>>199268475butthurt
Blog update: parents' wedding just turned 38. Surprised them with these sweets
CHICKEN
KWABstria
hate small tortilla wrapswhy do they even sell them?
>>199268508cheese is not a sweet, mohammad
>>199268407>british pm does this>taliban laugh knowing we don't have the logistic ability to do fuck all
>>199268525bimbo fuckdoll for violent prisoners
Ruby and her partner x
>>199268508looks like cheese
>>199268555pee tear
>>199268563corr
she was so peng
>here you go mum and dad. i got you some cheese for your wedding anniversary
got a fat friend and he doesn't want to do anything but sit in his car and eat and its really annoying. hes too far gone to fix so i can only wait for him to have a heart attack or smth
>>199268560nobimbos all day everyday
now thatis ticketyboo
>>199268525would because i'm not a bender
>>199268567>>199268539How about now x
>>199268585no not really, you're just a harry potter mong
>>199268571what's with the tiny beer
>>199268607not even a sexy outfit
>>199268585tim burton got to shag her then moved on to shagging monica bellucci
doin a watch
americans don't know who kate nash is
britain is such a runty little lapdog of a country. will be fun to watch it get utterly arsefucked by its own arrogant moralistic diversity drivel
>>199268613Kadju katli or however you spell it is one of the few Indian desserts I like. Whilst Indian cuisine is my favourite your desserts are not great, sugar syrup isn't a flavour, rasgulla is awful.
transvestites mandem in disguise
>>199268636bit sad innit
>>199268624cute
>>199268607looks like she stinks of ciggies and sweat
i am genuinely pathetic and in a more just time i would've been executed for being a worthless cretin
>>199268649good song
I WAS IN THE 212 ON THE UPTOWN A
ale night is BACK ON
>>199268636reckon they're all on payroll from a foreign (or domestic as agents) government and dont actually believe in it
>>199268663would
>>199268647israel and russia are some of the few countries left who just do whatever they want and don't give a shit about the international community
shagging a trans girl is on my sex agenda
>>199268613>>199268648Oh I also remember having chapatis with milk that was nice, sounds a weird combination but it worked.
>>199268663sauce
>enters /brit/ and bodies leftypol
>>199268694are you white? if so how big are you? x
vile
>>199268694Post op one popped up on my hinge today, looked okay for a tranny.
*cleans up the public toilets in aberdeen*
get that fucking webm posted
>>199268700yeah add a bit of gud in it for healthy sweetening flavor
feeling tired. dunno if i should go for a nice evening walk to re-energise or just go for a lay down and rest
>>199268741alri sara
>>199268715So Nigel is guaranteed to get that seat now? Why would Labour do that?
embarrassing
genuinely been thinking about purchasing some women's clothes in secret just to try it
>>199268663fuarkin HELL
>>1992687136'2.8 inches.Just a one time thing innit.
>>199268764they're more worried about movements within their own party than they are about reform
how is it fair that some people have a monopoly on the word 'progressive'. loads of people want to progress towards something. why is going towards the thing *they* want to progress towards the only thing that's called 'progressive'?
>>199268766it's MAGA season baby
>>199268764Pisses the Tories off doesn't it.
>>199268715
>>199268766BASED
>>199268807looks like a good bloke doesn't he
>>199268792Is Keir having a non-Blairite cull then?
>>199268766How the fuck is Trump so fucking invincible lmfaoHe is literally the planet’s main character lol
>>199268794rorke just wants to go back to a mythical version of the 1950s where he can say the n word and get a wife with no effort
>>199268744
>>199268779>8 inchesLet's see it then.
>>199268764they won't him to win otherwise they wouldn't have put ngubu mcwhitegenocide against him
100 reply bait thread on /pol/ . My dopamine reception stocks are up
Ed Sheeran seems to be a bit sheltered
Why do you guys act as if your the main character on this shit board?
>>199268832he's already done thatjovan isn't even particularly left wing; the rumour is that the leadership don't like how popular he's become
>>199268853go on and link it then
mans voting reform innit cos top g said so innit. white power an ting
>>199268821Looks like the average rapist
get a clue rorke*rorke goes red in the face and pretends not to hear me**scurry over to rorke and scream right in his ear*GET A CLUE RORKE
>>199268715isn't that the person with the divisive politics that said they are standing for the blacks and browns or something like that
>>199268869Ed Sheeran hasn't seen a nigger until he was a grown man
Trans people: im transSociety: okayThe Dyslexic Twee Guy: i’ve only gone and accidentally booked tickets for Bellend Sebastian
>>199268874Shame Clive Lewis will get in again, he's a complete tosspot
>>199268883clacton cronem
>>199268869is he wrong? the miss would like to visit london and i keep trying to tell her she won’t like it
>>199268883he looks like the fruity dr who nigga
>The city state of Turkstria
most of the trannies that get posted here would not entertain 95% of you
just have a normal one chud, it’s not hard
>>199268939you act like they'd have a choice.
Imagine those poor innocent toddlers screaming in agony as they died. Why she do it /brit/izens?
>>199268807Black bloke at the back must be at least 8 foot tall
>>199268931Oh I think she’d like it mate ;)
guys im having a boner : - D
>>199268910shaggy and scooby doo get a clue
>>199268939
>>199268939me in the 5%
>>199268965she didn’t she was set up the nhs to cover up failings from indian and fillipina nurses
I don't have a psychiatric diagnosis I have a psychiatric LIEagnosis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08olSBxoZFIx
>>199268939Nobody wants to touch trannies so they're desperate
>>199268991I would not be able to hold my laugh in if I saw them
>>199268957cutting our your willy and inverting it isn't a normal one
my right eyelid really hurts
>>199268965>toddlersYou're not the brightest are you?
mental how average british people will defend the monarchy tooth and nailthey argue and fight for the right to have some posh cunt rule over them lmao
>>199268991the people calling you an incel
>>199268939they can entertain me with their knobs if they like haha only if theyre fit tho ahha x
>>199268931London is great. Ed is right, there are bad parts in every borough but its mostly safe.
>>199268966can only imagine how long his third leg is
>>199268991The fucking state of them, how can they look in the mirror and think they look normal?
>>199269029whats your excuse?
brit says trans rights!!
RISHI SUNAK
>>199269069why do you think they care about being normal?
>>199269053tbf reckon i would like it, get a conniption every time i’m forced going into gothenburg happy out in the country me
>>199269055I reckon you could take it up to the ballbag clogwog x
>>199268997what is it
>>199269095*pantomime-esque booing*
>>199269065not sure
>>199269095>RISHI SUNAK….is a paki! can’t believe he said that
>>199269095whose payroll is George on?
>>199269107I've never seen one before. No-one has, but I'm guessing it's a white hole.
>>199269095YA SEE RISHIIN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING-UHIT'S ZERO SEATS-UH
>>199269099They want to appear to be women, that's the whole point of trannies
>>199269017https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFow8LkHtlU
shouldnt be allowed to transition unless youre already a cute feminine twink
>oi zoomoid, take THIS
>>199269095love this guy. the kind of raw pashun merchant you just dont get from the new generation of kooky politicians
>>199269150chuds are delusional
>>199269121the based payroll
ive never seen a group more obsessed with transexuals than you mfers here
HAVE YOU SEENRISHI SUNAK
>>199269150libertarian fedora nonces btfo
>>199269150At least she was trying something different I suppose
>>199269156THIS
>>199269177you wanna get yourself on mumsnet kid
>>199269177to be fair, they are very disgusting
>>199269149just the eyelid
>>199269177yeah i guess that makes sense if you chose to ignore every single corporate and governmental entity in the past 10 years going full throttle with the LGBTQIA2S+ flags
>>199269194LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE
i would troon out but i'd have to be 100% sure i would be a hot tranny, because if i was anything less id immediately kms
>>199268877i'm shy x>>>/pol/472866550
leftypol gang on the march
>>199269194kissable
*makes plans for Nigel*
>>199269243hot trannies don’t exist irlthere are like 5 of them in the world and they get posted on 4chan all the time
>>199269150Jarvis, add this to my collection of grifter Ls
>>199269177i've been to all kinds of communities on all kinds of platforms. The most common theme everywhere is , once a day every community on the internet descends into discussing trannies. every single one.
>>199269284https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LznsFEiZQ8c
>>199268676
>>199269264>can see the bald spot as he walks offDeary me
>>199269243but whyliterally what’s the point, just become bent instead at this point
>>199269289not truesaw an incredibly fit one in waterstones the other week still thinking about her when i have a wank
>>199269264https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGPjgkvhy3E
>>199269334if “she” was fit then how did you know “she” was a tranny? maybe you are just gay
feeling very palpable lads x
cant get Tubi on my Roku
>>199269302bewildered at him covering that song
>>199269289Had a wank to one cumming once and felt bad afterwards.
just upgraded to club world BUSINESS CLASS on my BA flight from Tokyo to Heathrow
>>199269360fuck off to lithuania or some such white shithole then
>>199269284don't much like their first two albums
>>199269366how am i gay if i'm attracted to people who look like womenblokes do nothing for me
>>199269367How's the shagging going, Spaino? x
>>199269360this is of course a completely natural way to feel but leftypol will come up with all sorts of cope for why we need to let in a million immigrants a year for the line to go up (but neoliberalism also le bad)
>>199269379which one?
>>199269395i used to look like this when i was a young cute twink and i wasnt even on HRT
>>199269395cockmogs me
>>199269411Carolina Rameirez, genuinely the only one that gets me hard
>>199269399weird cat
>>199269302gem
>>199269384you using airmile points? if not that seems like an obscene amount of money (although i would do it if i could afford it)
>>199269423you had boobs?
>>199269360move to a remote village and don't bring a tv
>gem
>>199269512no but i had (have) a small knob
>>199269496...nh paid in british pounds and pence - only 900 quidlondon to haneda was >2k business for some reason though
>>199269574Zero seats needed
>>199269574The number of lazy shameless feckless workshy cunts looking for a handout has skyrocketed.
>>199269606dickensian post
>>199269606and the pakis too
>Where should white women be deported to when we replace them with Asian women? >I want them to go to a real shithole.
guys guys could I have everyones attention for a minute?*points at the post count*
>>199269659those are rookie numbers
>>199269659this is the last /brit/, guess you missed the memo
>>1488>those are rorke numbers
reaming a poo
business idea: spherical pizza
post
>>199269725moron
>>199269658Dr. Hathi :O
>>199269725your an idiot
>>199269725Genius
>>199269725we'll crunch the numbers on this then take a vote from the board
>>199269725i like it
>>199269725basedddd
mad how mousey and diego are in ibiza and we're in our smelly bedrooms posting on /brit/
would the crust be on the outside or the inside on a spherical pizza?
>>199269787dieogs wanking himself silly behidn the ham[stead waitrose bins
>>199269793inside and that's just a calzone
>>199269793this is a question for R&D, you're talking to the ideas team right now
>>199269793youve never heard of a calzone
>>199269823>>199269823
For me, it's postmaxxing
>>199269793crust inside, topping outside
New>>199269834>>199269834>>199269834
>>199269725might trademark this
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