english rose edish
>>199876255'some bird' edishgreat
yeah the boys
>I am arguing that life would have been quite difficult for lower class English people, and that a wealthy Frenchman or Swede would have lived a much easier life than a working class Englishman. So? Why would you equate winning with having an easy, comfortable life? Feckless zoomoid
>>199876255braless for easy thug access
>>199876319ok timmy
>>199876298YEAH the BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYS
Carmella can you please get me a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiint
yeah... the boys
yeah,i only post memes when i need to,and i need to get some "kek"s, yes,where's the new? i confess,i posted "poo" in the last thread,yes yes, it was me,i plead guilty,and at the count of three,someone has the new made,move away from the old with a few mongs,one bold "poo smells lol" inside, no lie,not even cuck spam,then the counter on the thread went BAM,i can't speak,janny's all over me, greasy,he's on the prowl,please release me, and let me dream,about making news five posts early
>>199876385Awful post this
few heroine cookies down the hatch
>>199876401:'( ur fuckin orrbul
RIP Ozzy Osbourne
here we all are thenthe lads
>>199876418fake, he's fine
RIP Danny Frampton
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XqEddipbpkwAfter all these years it's still pure distilled kino
rip joe biden
>>199876436rokre FLABBERGASTED
>>1998762556, 7 at best
>>199876436rorke, a fictional character, on the proverbial ropes
>>199876272>>199876436Fuck's this
>>199876470She's a 10 here
>6, 7 at best
>>199876496she's a 10 in Italy too desu, they really aren't as attractive as we give them credit for
>>199876497Too white to be Italian
>17C>rain starting in 10 minsquite possibly one of the worst summers in living memory
must've been a real pain in the arse to animate dr. katz with all the squiggly lines
>>199876535I fucking love it, hate it when it's too hot me like. Anything above 23 is where I start to suffer
>>199876552alri frosty the snowman, try not to melt
Gen z boss and a mini
Removing the two child cap is a complete no brainer>encourage british families to have more kids>reduce reliance on third worlders>regrow sustainable native population>more kids means people feel more invested in society>men encouraged to stop being pussies and raise strong sons instead of spending disposable income on funko pops and onlyfans
>>199876535It's going to be 27 here today
>>199876552When it was like 40C ok that was objectively too hot but I like when there's a few weeks of sunny weather every day. It lifts everyone's mood.
Foreign Chinese student who is doing a dissertation with the same guy as me keeps emailing me stupid questions late at night.
Nintendo DS stylus down the oul urethra
>>199876569Not gonna happen though is it, it'll just be used by Somalis and Paksters
welp, that's just me and birdy she loves the sex to have a lot of it
>>199876582ask if he know any fit chinese birds
Oh, thumpety, thump, thump, thumpety, thump, thumpLook at Frosty go, thumpety thump thumpThumpety thump thump, over the hills of snow
itty bitty chest and a bob
>>199876615armenia? i hardly know her!
>>199876569>No!!!! The lower classes will breed! They should be more responsible!Rorky boy doesn't know that it was always the lower classes doing most of the breeding.
>>199876628itty bittty titties
>>199876622These FOB international students do not socialise with anyone that isn't Chinese.
>>199876638>The lower classes will breedYou mean blacks and Irish? Oh joy
>>199876596Easy solution for that lad
Literally sleeping with my bosses boss now lads this is mental not quite sure how I ended up here
a qu qud uii ieo tt e
>>199876628>>199876653
>>199876680Yeah what's that then
The white birthrate isn't below replacement because of the child benny cap. Sure you will get a handful of Karen Matthews types who sire a few more Kaidens, Braydens and Kaylas into the world but on the whole it's an ideological / principle thing. Conscientious people won't have kids if the conditions aren't right. Look at Korea and Japan. You genuinely cannot pay people to have children.
>>199876683Report him to HR, move up the chain
Women with flat chest and no pubes. Mmmm
wish i had a much more talented and hard-working friend who could carry me through a successful career in show businessi could be the robert webb to david mitchell or matt stone to trey parker
>>199876679Most of the lower classes are still natives Brits. Do you want to raise the birth rate or not?
>>199876255she looks familiar
>>199876683How long does it take for him to come? Heh heh
>>199876569it's alri for me and my missus, big obatimbe raped her for our third sprog so we still get the bennies via the rape clause
Beans ruin a full English. There, I said it. That's space that could have been taken up by more black pudding, or God forbid, more tomatoes.
>>199876707
>>199876698Remove child benefits for first generation immigrants
>>199876733I agre desu, get that plant-based muck off my plate
>>199876703>You genuinely cannot pay people to have children.They aren't paying them to have kids. Most of their problem in this regard is to do with other aspects on their society, like their work culture.
>>199876744Haven't seen her posted for ages
>>199876733Bet you love a good black pudding down the throat pipe.
>>199876713No, he's right. Blacks and the Oirish account for a huge chunk of the runts here.>A ‘wealth gap’ between the Irish in England and the English has persisted for nearly two centuries according to new research from the London School of Economics and Political Science (LSE). The paper, (1) published by CEPR (2), shows that Irish people, living in England, are 30 - 50 per cent poorer than the English>There is also a lower share of the Irish in the top one per cent of wealth holders in England. The Irish have about 75 per cent of the probability of the English of belonging to this ultra-wealthy group>The researchers, Neil Cummins, Professor in LSE’s Department of Economic History, and Cormac Ó Gráda, Professor Emeritus in University College Dublin’s School of Economics, looked at probate records and registers of births, marriages and deaths from England 1838 - 2018 to document the status of the Irish in England. They identified the ‘Irish’ in the records as individuals with distinctively Irish surnames>They took account of age at death and found that the ‘Irish wealth penalty’ was not because of older, potentially wealthier Irish returning home, resulting in their wealth being missing from English probate records. Nor can people sending remittances home to Ireland explain the Irish Wealth gap
>>199876726scraeming
>>199876733i like to eat a bowl of baked beans with canned peaches in it, i got the idea from those telltale walking dead games, it's not bad
>>199876709I appreciate that you're talking about stardom but apparently the entertainment industry is one where you really can get in on the ground floor and work your way up. People get jobs as runners or help setting up lighting or whatever and if you just stick at it then there's many a career to be had in the industry. And it's not all about sucking off Harvey Weinstein or whatever, like there are actual jobs for normal people behind the scenes.
>>199876747Good idea tbf
>>199876733Plum tomato with pepper and herbs absolutely mogs beans in a full english. Bit of fried bread with the egg yolk and tomato juice soaking in, fucking lovely
>>199876747lol and how are you gonna enforce thatIt'll just lead to legal challenges
Branston beans + Worcester sauce + black pepper + pepper sauce + mature cheddar cheese
>>199876776there's not really much of an industry for it in australia, and what little we do have is mostly government-funded
>>199876769imagine leaving with jane instead of kenny. couldn't be me.
>>199876807>there's not really much of an industry for it in australiahonestly thought you meant beans when I first read this comment haha
>>199876762Do you want the number of native Brits to go up or not, Rorky? There's no perfect situation that has no downsides.
>>199876755They do actually give them bungs.There was news in April as well about the government possibly green-lighting a scheme where families will be paid £60,000 for each new baby born.
Biz idea: biz idea brokerage, acting as a middle man between biz ideas guys and biz idea-doer guys
I am going to back to pakistan haha
might do a poo. might not
>>199876816kenny is a dick but jane is worse tbf
remember the ancient gimmick where that guy was infatuated with jeanie bueller
just let the birth rate fall lolBritain should never have more than 50 million people
>>199876863are you really laughing out loud
>>199876844Just nicked your biz idea and done it Sitting on a private island off Hawaii now
>>199876450zoomers don't remember how funny this year was
>>199876827This nigga got beans on the brain bruh
>>199876841Yeah so the same shit we get here.
>>199876704>>199876726Hehehe saw that coming She’s younger than me too not sure what she sees in me but going to ride this wave as long as possible
get the FUCK in there mateand take ya FUCKEN research wiv ya
wonder what the actual population issomething tells me the 700,000 folk coming in on dinghies every year aren't filling out the census forms
>>199876733>>199876787can't say i agree. to me, it's a crucial part
>>199876920"Rather him than me, buddy!"
>>199876450What a great year 2016 was
These mild cheese slices from Aldi are banging.
>>199876450good lad, been looking for this video for agesdon't even care about donald but this is kino
it's what god would have wanted
>>199876936She fit?
>>199876919it wasn't even 8 years ago, how young do you think zoomers are lad
Day six of my twelve day toil holiday, still done absolutely nothing.
>>199876978Disgusting
>>199876982Yeah she’s a fit posh bird from a wealthy family literally doesn’t make sense why she’s letting me fuck her
>>199876985Most of them were children
>>199876744i was a fat child and teenager and it was as hard as she says. so i lost weight as soon as i was old enough to exert some self control (17). she is just a fat lazy ugly cow
>>199877008You're her naughty little pigmalelion
>>199876450Did John Oliver send him that cheque?
>>199876995go to the beach
this is my life today
>>199876978It's mad how relatively attractive women, who are nowhere near to looking like models or Hollywood actresses, can rake in money so easily from men. My sex is full of pathetic simps.
>>199876978mmhmm want to see her getting blackened
i fuck arses
>>199877016ah yes because your memories famously don't start forming until you're 18, take the soylennial rhetoric back 2 reddit please x
>>199876938>Brits don't have Big Lezsad
>>199877069It's mad how relatively attractive men, who are nowhere near to looking like models or Hollywood actors, can rake in money so easily from women. My sex is full of pathetic simps.
>>199876853there's always some weirdo in this general who has a weird obsession with some obscure or vaguely unattractive girlwonder whatever happened to maisiebro, haven't spoken to him in like 10 years, heard he was doing an engineering degree back then
>>199877077was watching big lez before you were a twinkle in your daddys eye you little scrote
sexy
Sort of hungry but think I'm actually just looking for distractions from WFH toil
>>199877085Am I supposed to know who that guy is?
>>199877086he probably got sectioned at some point
e621 undertale
>>199877060People blame women for acting like that but there'd be no market for it if useless retard men didn't pay them
Thoughts on rhubarb, gentlemen?
>>199877105awfully ahistorical sword
>>199876567snow melts at any temperature above 0 degrees actually
>>199877118He changed your life more than Michael Jordan, the iPod, and YouTube put together
>>199877141Yeah it's why I don't blame them. Imagine having millions of retards giving you free money.
>>199877146never rub another mans rhubarb
>>199877086He joined ISIS after his parents found the shrine.
>>199876582are you really early or really late with it?
Hulk Hogan changed my life borther
>>199877146Love a good rhubarb cumble
>>199877146One of Aphex's best
>Sort of hungry but think I'm actually just looking for distractions from WHG toil
>>199877022Absolutely and it’s win win
>>199877124well i have him on my steam friends list and it says his last login was 45 hours ago so i at least know he's still alive
>>199877008What's your job
frodo and sam shagging each other on mount doom
>>199877008bit of rough aintcha
>>199877214his profile public? show us what vidya he's been playing
What have we done?
>>199877204not what I meant, obviously, but you're quite right nonetheless
>>199877233looks like he's been playing the first descendant, never heard of it
THE IRISH: AN HORRIBLE GOBLIN OF ROUND FACE.. EYES OF VIZCACHA!! ( SQUIRREL)) WITH THE APPEARANCE OF A `CHIMP... THE IRISH IS A PEDDLER WHO TRAVELS AROUND THE WORLD TRYING TO BE ACCEPTED.. LOOKING FOR ALL COUNTRIES ..FOOD` HOUSE. AND A VILLAGE WHERE TO LIVE`..THE IRISH IS UGLY BY NATURE.... AN ERROR Of ABERRANT NATURE... THE IRISH HAS THE CRUEL PUNISHMENT OF LIFE.. OF BEING`UGLY!!! A DWARF WITH A SMELL OF `SEWER``AND OF POOP` AND DIARRHEA SAVED IN A JAR IN THE SUN!.THE IRISH: DURING ITS CHILDHOOD... IS OBLIGED TO MILK THE GOATS..COWS... CLEAN STABLES`THE IRISH `PLANTS POTATOES, ONIONS` AND DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO FISHAND FOR ALL THESE REASONS, THE IRISH IS SO UGLY!! AND EAGER!!.. DO NOT DESCRIMINE THE IRISH..JUST HELP IT TO BE A LITTLE MORE HUMAN AND CLEAN.... THE IRISH…CAN DO IT!!!!.... THESE MICKS,.. GET USED TO SLEEP IN THE STREETS... EATING WITH THEIR DIRTY HANDS AND CUT THE POTATOES WITH THEIR FINGERS.... URINATE AND SHIT IN THE STREET... THEY SLEEP NAKED` 'THEY DO NOT BATHE!! THEY DO NOT GO SCHOOL...
>>199877219Doxxable info within the context so prefer not to say
rhubarb crumble and custardyou don't see that much anymore
THRILL TRANS KIDSsend em to thorpe park, gwan
its Pygmalion
Lift the two child benefit cap but only for British natives.
are you just gonna sit there on saint paddy's day like a sad arse
>>199877234>No real plan to tackle the housing emergencyThought that was one of the few things they'd introduced some new ideas forRemains to be seen if they work obviously
>>199877234If trans kids die so easily maybe they shouldn't have evolved.
Spoke to my manager at work about my stress and how I feel that I'm being dumped in situations where I'm completely out of my depth, and how I feel that the job wasn't as advertised. My boss seemed fairly sympathetic I suppose. They tried to cheer me up and said I'm doing well but I still feel out of my depth.Feels good to have it off my chest I guess although I'm a little apprehensive on what happens now. Half expecting to get fired as they think I'm not suited to the role. I'm mulling over what to do next.
>>199877285shut it twerp
>>199877278lol x
>>199877234Woke tories out.Sensible centrism in.
>>199877100good lad, I'll buy you a trippa snipa
>Neander-TARL>Neander-THOLL?
Most people can't dance
interviewtoil done, went well lads
>>199877234i'm sure people will never get tired of hyperbolic rhetoric about a mythical tranny genocideoh wait, they already have
just thrilled a trans kid;)
>>199877234What do they mean by "kills trans kids"? Are they saying these kids will top themselves if we don't let them be experimented on by nonces?
>>199877294>I>I'm>I'm>my>I >my >I>etc.SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>199877331neander-TOLL seems like an appopriate compromise
>>199877336proud of you big man x
>>199877331neander THALL (rhymes with pal)
>>199877361alri meredith brooks
>>199877351Yes. I don't know why you'd expect rational thought from the mentally ill.
trill trans kidsthese niggas wearin gucci, ay, ay, check out the ice on dey wristisis
>>199877361he speaks like sacked tranny. me me me me me me me me its all about me
bumhead monkey lol
>>199877264K, you're lying then lol
>>199877384it is sacked tranny, dropped the trip because most people filtered it. fucking dickhead
>>199877378It's Neander-TARL, you Americanised imp
I finally understand wrestling.
could go anywhere or anything today but instead im going no further than tesco and will waste most of the day doing absolutely fuck all
>>199877392Mojo Jojo lookin ahh
can you guys only raise one eyebrow individuallyexample: i can raise both at once and can raise the left by itself but not the right by itself
western comics are so ugly no wonder zoomers all love anime
*leaves a tub of celebrations on /brit/ coffee table and then retreats back into the shadows*
>>199877431Yes, and quite impressively so. Many are impressed.
>It's Neander-TARL, you Americanised imp
>>199877392little nicky boob head
>>199877417The last guy who did dick jokes got cancelled.
>>199877431i can raise both individually, how does it feel to be my genetic inferior
>>199877431same as you, can only do one side (or both)
>>199877361What's wrong with that? It's better than people who drop the "I" when talking about themselves.>went to x yesterday>was happy to hear y
>>199877431opposite for me, can only raise the right brow by itself
krill trans kids
>>199877431can do right easily, left with significant effort
>>199877460fucking hell you really are an autistic mong aren't you.
*eats all the twix's from a box of celebrations left on the /brit/ coffee table*
on a discord call
>1497471688502.jpg
>>199877460you don't speak to many people in person do you
>>199877234
It's Neander-tall
>>199877417ZERO DIMESNO MILLY
>>199877438remember this gimmick fondly*takes only a single bounty out of respect*
>>199877475chuckled at this post
>>199877431shan't be contributing to any further eyebrow exercises lest they contribute to my forehead wrinkles
>>199877495looks like one of those mediocre scotch towns like dundee or forfar or glasgow
rorkes da
>>199877495ghoulish visage
>>199877456oh yeah well can you deliberately unfocus your eyes or wiggle your ears?
fascinating
why does shuffle on youtube playlists never work properly? pisses me off.
>>199877561yes to both now kneel before me nigga!!!
>>199877417Yeah it's a decent move, probably only second to this for me
>>199877495spectral countenance
>>199877576*runs away crying*
might go b&q
>>199877561can triple fold my tongue
>>199877561>deliberately unfocus your eyesinteresting you mention that, I've wondered before how easily people find it to do thatis it common or not? I can move my eyebrows and wiggle my ears and unfocus my eyes, but I'm also fugly
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9W275JoOGB/
trying to find out if cockroaches are a kind of beetle but googleberg can't seem to give me a straight answerfucking biologists all having different opinions on how to classify shit
>>199877601>might go b&q*I may go to B&Q
why are aussies on /brit/ so funny and loveable
>>199877601you gonna get anything or just have a browse and enjoy the nice woody smell?
>>199877562cant read it
>>199877642oh you don't really mean that.... (blushes a deep crimson and twirls a golden lock of my hair in my fingers)
>>199877639making it all about yourself again
Remember that rubber floor smell of Toys R Us
poo
>>199877431can raise both individually, i have unnecessary eyebrow dexterity
>>199877686I only wear Lynx Africa
>>199877642their own general is slow and gay so they seek asylum here.
>>199877016You're thinking of gen alpha. zoomers are late 90s early 2000s kids.
who are you most ashamed of wanking over? I've knocked one out over andi oliver a few times
I love children
>>199877740built like a goomba
>>199877639yeh>>199877644someone stole my trowel from my backgardeni suspect it was my next door neighbour who has a dog could get a new oneand a bag of compost for part of the garden that is lacking that im thinking of digging out and putting in some potatoes
>>199877748I made the same joke before and nobody responded, so I appreciate your effortxx
love and i mean LOVE most aussie posters, except that particular one (you know who you are)
>>199876569affordable housing would make it easier for people to start families. maybe start their.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9hYP8HQY7Ychoon
>>199876255need me a proper british rose innit lads
>>199877395Lol defo not lying. Not sure how me naming literally any job in the world would somehow validate the story
>>199877740laura dern
>>199877772>off by 5
>>199877798because she's old or because she has half caste kids?
>>199877787Literally nobody is going to know who you work for
something deeply sinister about people from south australia
>>199877807a travesty, to be sure
>>199877740
>>199877818fair pointOK, it's Tesco
Has labour done anything yet
>>199877825something to do with the sea shanty
>>199877818It’s more just on the off chance anyone recognises the story she’s told all her mates about it
Imagine sucking Emma Watson's turds like a lollipop.
cor blimey this lad is shagging tess coe herself
>>199877841
>>199877825hate all the anti-tassie rhetoric when it's south australians who are the biggest inbred psychos going
>>199877869How old is she in this image
>>199877855No, that's why we've reduced their wages and replaced half of them with minorities
RAPE them
Dieu et mon droit, as they say in Sussex
>>199877905forgot the pic
>>199877894Was taken at Glastonbury 2010, so 20.
Interview went ok but I think I was a bit vague with some of my answersGood idea to have some strong genetics in the bagProbs a 50:50 if I get to the next stage
trans kids are literally being killed and youre laughing
>>199877882i lived in launceston for a few months and explored basically the whole island the people there were weirdos too
>>199877905',:|
>>199877934not my problem
>>199877855Earlier today I was reading that Labour have murdered trans kids in cold blood and announced their official position of hating the poor but nothing really substantive yet.
>>199877931phew *imagines it*
>>199877905>>199877929fucks sake *brad.jpg*pic rel
kids shouldn't be killed they should be intimately loved (by me)
/brit/ aussies >>>> /sp/ aussiesdon't care if they're the same people
>>199877958...
>>199877964
>>199877905>>199877929>>199877958looks like i've been shadowbanned from posting imagesone last try
love tasmania, it's like australia's little beatnik goatee
well, rorke, care to explain pic rel?
>>199877967is that kate beckinson
look at this lads
Imagine if south Australia got nuked lol wouldn't that be funny haha like how horrible and devastating lol haha oh now how horrific haha
>>199877905>>199877929>>199877958>>199877985OH MY GODFUCK HIROSHIMOOTPIC REL (BETTER WORK)PIC FUCKING REL
shocking amount of murders in my local area in recent yearssome real psycho shit tooeveryone here is so dysgenic and mutated. if i take the train to the city the income of each area progressively gets higher and people are taller, better looking, less disabled etc. if i walk to my local shops there are literal freaks and zombies walking around. as an aristocrat of the soul and a sensitive young man i dont belong here, and dont deserve to be subjected to such monstrosities
definitely a tumour getting bigger
>>199878025it's time for imperial federation
sending my bollocks on a first class flight to south australia
>>199878011just some diamond dozen insta fitness slag
>>199878025what area lad (promise i won't come murder you)
>>199878023got you covered rapelad
>>199878041Honi soit qui mal y pense
got the stan rogers on
>>199878045>diamond dozenbragley bait
i've been dweaming of sa time whento be engwishis not to be banefuwto be standing by the fwagnot fweelingshamefuw
>>199878051wa
>>199878060started to do some consulting on rape, racismlad?
>>199878025yeah i used to have to catch a bus to one of the most feral towns in australia to catch a train into the city to get to unitoil, surprised im still alive
>>199878075use this one plsssssssssss sick of telling you desu
wish I could filter bradleys from yanks
sick of this bastard niggering cold
>>199878097aye
>>199877999>ankle socks
NEW>>199878166>>199878166>>199878166
something is happening on the isle of man
>>199878093Why does wa have such a high concentration of cooked cunts?
>@BBCnow: Starmer: Jimmy Saville was, and in way still is the Ghengis Khan of nonces, a great and true briton
