mad how 301 is on a cyprus vpnprev- previous >>199881059
haven't thought about reboot in like 25 years, i liked that show
why dont australians and new zealanders post in their own thread at /ausnz/+/balt/
Your dad shops at next
>>199883689Why does that exist? Bit of a weird combo
ye da wears a primark suit to the job centre
>>199883689post about what
>>199883700So do I
>>199883689it's just a /balt/ thread for all intents and purposes, they just include /ausnz/ as a gimmick i thinkoccasionally you'll see the odd antipodean in there who got lost on his way to /brit/
>>199883737You shop for clothes at the same place as your dad omds rorke
kind of want a job that's all-consuming. not in terms of workload, but lifestyle. like im bored of working a 9-5 office job where im not really invested in anything i do. want something where i can obsess over the work i do, get involved with other colleages to 'make a difference'. like a detective or something.
Rorke: Training. Learning. Preparing for the inevitable collapse. Leftypol: Eating Somalian food with his hands in Bethnal Green
going to taghazout never been morocco before lets see what its all about a bosh
>>199883754Yeah we go in and buy our clothes and then stop in the in-shop costa for a break before heading to M&SWhat's wrong with that
>>199883761bore on
>"whats today date?">wait, let me see*puts on wa'abo'el jacket*>"i'll be back in 2 days"
wish i had a way to see what my future looks like so i can decide now whether to kill myself or not
>>199883767Leftypol: Shagging peng tings.Rorke: Wanking to anime girls in his smelly childhood bedroom
>>199883713Old /int/ lore
>>199883797Killing oneself is the only way to be sure that future suffering is avoided
>>199883797that's a bit of a paradox init
>>199883741i just want you to know that you ARE welcome here at /brit/
Can't stop thinking about relationships I could've had...
time for a pooey bum wank lads
>>199883846thanks, i'd still be here even if i were not welcome but i appreciate it
mental how alleged ‘victims’ of sex crimes get lifelong anonymity and the poor sod being accused of such crimes has to spend £50k for lawyer fees to defend against such slander
Doing some recruitment >>199883858
>>199883882get tae fuck then
>>199883889cringe
4chan became shit because the original teenaged users of 4chan grew up into permanently online, friendless, antisocial, bitter shut-ins4chan used to have memes like pic relatedThese days the bitter shut-ins of 4chan would say "that's sóy" or "that's Reddit" etc
>>199883884shouldn't have raped him, anon
>>199883908Are you? Should put a stop to that really lad
I need to talk dirty stuff with a female so badly
let them all in I say
>>199883912>sóyNigga...
horse
>>199883937What you need is a clue
Just to clarify, segregation is okay when you do it to white people. Fucking clown world. How's about you name and shame these racist black people who can't bear to share a theatre with non blacks?
snapchatting some year 9ers
uhm
>>199883912only reason im bitter sometimes is because i hate all of you but cant stop usoing this website
>>199883972leftypol clicking his fingers in support of black thespians and playwrights
>>199883969You might be right.
heya hoya heya hoya heya hoya heya hoya heya hoya heya hoya heya hoya
might get a pre-bed spliff + pot noodle combo going lads. it's the little things
bollock area is very mustyif i had a gf i would prefer one that enjoys this scent rather than being disgusted by it
>>199883988'—'
He's not wrong tbf>>199884016
>>199883687>haven't thought about reboot in like 25 years, i liked that showKeep it that way honestly It's aged like a Chinaman
Had 3 cigarettes today. Hate smoking but it’s helping the hangover
Why do they smell the way they do
Make your bed.
>>199884056executive at my company smokes while on work trips to "help with the jet lag" even though he'd been over here for 2 weeks by that point lol
>>199884080But there's a woman in it
friend is taking 5 minutes to write one message in the group chat this better be worth the wait
>>199884056think id be sick if i was smoking with a hangover
Thoughts on Irish trad wives?
nearly time for a willy wank if you ask me
>>199884150why is she with a black man
Ironed your bedsheets today, fella?
>>199884144the Iliad
>>199884144blog on
woke bridgae
>>199884212he is blogging on isnt he haha wonder what hes typing up
Going to bed for Diego Day
>>199884186ironed your mums fucking arse mate
>>199884082What a flimsy excuse >>199884149Thought the same but it’s helping
>>199884281I couldn't tell if he was joking or coping as I was very drunk, you see
Demi Rose shows off her incredible figure as she poses fully nude while lounging around her Ibiza resort
you're not an OG /brit/poster unless you're familiar with the expression "why is he walking towards the camera?"
>>199884298calm down rorke looool
>>199884320blog on
>>199884028Love this pic love the “autumn” so much broslove crisp air and the smell of the cool earth and all the colors
>>199884329haha so true!
>>199884358same lad favourite season by farproblem is it's so fleeting here, you only get a few weeks of red crunchy leaves etc. before things nosedive too quickly into grim bleak grey winter
watching these videos where adam from mythbusters talks about the show very eye opening
remember when hugh grant cheated on liz hurley with some grim prozzer
Rorke mate
nice day for an internet argument
>>199884423None of your beeswax, buster
The Boys finale was fucking shit
>>199884432*ears prick up but i pretend not to notice you*
>>199884423Have a distinct memory of it being a black tranny but it’s just a black crackwhore lady
it's too fucking hot lads
>>199884443fuck off freak
Scrambled eggs for breakfast and eggy bread for lunch and now I can't stop farting the most rancid farts
How many fannies have you touched lads
>>199884443hey gurrrrrl xx
>>199884406Is he the one who got his ass out on the internet
>>199884330what?
>>199884456ASHAY WAYBAR>>199884502Hi
>>199884505you heard
>>199884500*puts my hand on your shoulder* one more now lol
Mad how some people don't realize dividends are no different to selling shares (barring possible different tax rates, and transaction costs)
i dont even eat, i just paint myself green and bask in the sun
The gf keeps begging for my big pecker
>>199884529dont even know what that is
*stares at you on the beach*
>>199884529>realizeFOYI also don’t understand your point
>>199884529fuck off you tedious cunt
who want they dick sucked?
>>199884519selamat pagi
>>199884529>dividends are no different to selling sharesyou can reinvest the dividends and compound your earningsnot true with stock sales
do you have vampires?
>>199884566can just see this one telling the normal sea lions they should let the orcas onto their beach
>>199884584wagwan boris
>>199884593Why can't you reinvest sold stock?
97% spagbol, 3,1% spite, 0,2 +/- margin of Error, me
>>199884595yeah they live in north london mostly
why am i all sticky and naked
>>199884601>normal sea lionswhat do you mean by that
>>199884641
>>199884623thems the rules
>>199884641and 100% reason to remember the name
>>199884663The cute dog face ones not the semitic plotter ones
>>199884623>sell stock>immediately buy it backgenius
>>199884663looks like wesley snipes
>>199884623why sell then?
>>199884595Only energy vampires like spaincunt.and beneft leeches like me >>199884623Because then you have to sell stock to get it
Any of you ever had sex? No?
If you're not interrupting your partner's jobber jabber with a massive fart that causes her to storm off muttering that it doesn't matter then you're not doing your relationship properly
Death to the World.
>>199884713>>199884725Quite literally no different to reinvesting dividendsDividends is just gains being sold
>>199884732i think most are automatically assigned a sex, honey
>>199884712very racist post
But then you still have the stocks which pay dividends at a percent which are now higher
>>199884736>Jobber jabber
>>199884745curious phantasm of that plant stem on the right extending upwards
>>199884527excellent post
never seen a seal mewouldnt mind having one in the flat, would let it play in the bath if it wanted to
seals stink fyi
>>199884712
Back in bed myself
You know those linkedin go getter types that go on about surrounding yourself with the right people? They’re honestly rightHave been thinking about how much more motivated and clearheaded I think about my future being around the friends I have who have their lives together as opposed to the drug addicts talking about how stuff doesn’t matter
>>199884803
Rooo
>>199884758dividends come from company profit, not appreciation of sharesyour share doesn't change when you collect dividends
how much would you be willing to pay for a bottle of my bath water + 1 fart
I'm a Norse-Gael.
>>199884150I like a video of one with an African man
leftypol: smugly posting on /brit/rorke: posting seething replies on /brit/
>>199884821Please stop posting these models as they harm my mental health.
>>199884821Looks trans
>>199884902Wonder what a Norse speaking Ireland would’ve been likeWould it just have been integrated into England easier like the Danelaw. Would they speak their language still?
>>199884862Example A: value of shares would have gone up 1%, but company instead pays out as dividend Example B: value of share instead goes up 1%, no dividend is paid out. Person sells shares equal to the 1% gainThe financial position is the exact same in both examples, excluding tax. This is how it works. Prove otherwise.
>>199884902a battymans of the norf
>>1998848880nce trips
>>199883652that Birdy ?
real talk they need shagging despite their age
>>199884953>>199884862>>199884758>>199884725>>199884713>>199884623>>199884593>>199884529oh my days please stop trying to bore us to death you sad losers
Thoughts?
>>199884996You got a thing for milfs me lad?
>>199884986i went to school with birdywas in a band with her brother moses lol
>>199885017ishowspeed got assaulted in norway
Unlimited migration from Africa
pink hairless twăt
Lifehack:When cutting a tiger bread bloomer use a sharp cerated knife and always lay the flat edge of the bread down and cut from the rounded edge.
>>199885085alri gfberg
Get the trannies wanked
>>199885095dont be mean to your dad
>>199885095Hello African
>>199884953are you claiming that, if the company reinvested the profit it used to pay dividends instead, then its valuation would have increased by that exact amount leading to an exactly equivalent outcome for shareholders? that's not how it works
>>199885133bit hefty isnt she
>>199885133is she pregnant again or just obese?
>>199885108No, no I won't be doing this
i’m a fairly well-known guy with quite a bit of money to my name as well, yet when i was in Denmark last year I never had women throw themselves at me. i think blackness being “exotic” in those countries is much more important to women than fame or wealth
just got tae fuck
>>199885160You have not hacked life. FAILURE.
I'm still sad about this
>>199885133genuinely peng>>199884965luv chocolate goddesses
>>199885236Wait a minute... Is that a NAKED WOMAN?
>>199885236if this doesn't awaken something primal inside you then you're bent, simple as
>>199885284
>>199885235mad how evil they are
>>199884982You would need to pay a large sum of money ahead after which I would be able to give you said item for 0quid
>>199885236looks like a barnacle
>>199885235
>>199885035loved her songthis onehttps://youtu.be/WJTXDCh2YiA?si=H_-eJhqUlKT5NX4o
>>199885302>beef flaps>awaken something primaldisgusting
>>199885307>>199885235Illegal posts
should i be on linkedin?
>>199885305leave it on linkedin next time
>>199885017vhrist need toinseminate meself some norwegian blondes
>>199885351stating your sadness is british culture we are an emotional nation
>>199885348virgin
>>199885302I don't get any feeling seeing that. Am I normal?I only get horny if I use my imagination.
>>199885236Would feast on that cuntage for hours
>>199885236where's the clit?i still dont know where to rub... feel like im always accidentally rubbing the peehole
>>199885348a blokes hairy winnet-festooned arsehole more your thing eh?
Die of laughter when wrestlers try and have real fights
ffs lads im eating
Getting blacked
>>199885410I can't find it aswell. It's over.
you'll be hearing from the ombudsman
English cities be called after puddings
>>199885305haha shared x
>>199885494yorkshire is not englandit's norf fc
mad how much more worldly and intelligent i am than all of you
>>199885236see this fanny more than any other fanny recently (zero)
Just weird people Who loves being on a boat this much
>>199885035you did now didn't you
POLICEMAN SWEAR TO GOD
>>199885573holy shithow did you do that
think about it
would love to see my gf take girthy curry cock
>>199885663turmeric hands typed this post
>>199885658about what
>>199885035>>199885622MAD HOW YOU REALLY DID GO TO SCHOOL WITH HER SQUIRE
>>199885516yeh but then they be livin in pontefract lmao
done my sunbathing for the day x
No off brand beans in my store
>>199885681girthy curry cock?
>>199885663this is so hot us white boys were made to be cucked by desi kings
scranned an ARTISINAL chorizo and houmous bagguette for lunchberg xxxxx
>>199885663r9k
>>199884150mmhmm aint dat rite
>>199885682why did you save this lol
meeting cancelledcan cock off two hours early
>>199885728fuck you harry potter!
tanning my bollocks there's a corner in my garden that's hidden from any neighbour's view if i squat but it only gets sunlight for an hour every day so I have to make it work, worth it though
Vegan means salad
>>199885683Pontefract is nice
Got up early today, can’t believe it
>>199885764>tanning my bollocksand the reason?
>>199885760you'll be hearing from my lawyers soon
>>199885781increases testosterone
Aldi Emporium Light Cheese Slices
>>199885792odd
tea is not coffee
Why hasn't ww3 started yet?I've expected it to start about 4 times by now
>>199885752why, for this exact occasion of course! can't you feel our unity? :]
>The mother of British teenager Jay Slater who was found dead on holiday in Tenerife has asked for more donations to help give him "the send-off he deserves".
>>199885809saurkraut is not food
might get on the gay porn early
>>199885812yeah i can feels quite special really x
>>199885752jokes aside the fact you were blessed enough to be around her makes me want to praise you and wish you well. it would be lovely to plough her wouldn't it :>>>199885847
>>199883912>permanently online, friendless, antisocial, bitter shut-insYeah that's me
drinking some gay porn beers
Dicking around as we speak.
>>199885863yeah but i don't think she's insanely hot or anything
>>199885884ktim in 15 minutes
>UCAS scraps personal statements for university applicantsMore pandering to the woke mob.
>>199885823fuck off they've had £60k already
Why did people care about this Jay slater cunt so much?
a kid born today has a 1 in 4 chance of being indian
What does ktim means in your city?
>>199885899whom do you consider really hot then cekebrity-wise
>>199885934news mysteries sell papers very wellthey craft the narrative carefully
Jay Slater, they'll slate yaDon't know whyNew star in the skyJay Slater, some hate yaBut near and farYou're our morningstarJay Slater, we miss yaCried so hard that me eyes got blisters
>>199885935What if their parents are Indian does that increase
Vinegar is the more useful form of fucking up grape juice
>>199885935rather be downs
just did a wee in my undies lads
Love cumming inside of holes
His eyes got blistersthe other fucks grape juiceI'm more into sisterswhe fuck it leaks rape juice
>>199885942>>199885942andrea botez is pure sex
off work for another 11 days so get in there i saiddddddd
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/syc3_CoXPJI
time for the 3rd beverage of the day
>>199886092giving the old arse a rest is it rent boy?
>>199886129hell yeh brotehr
>Joe Biden forgets name of Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin, refers to him as “the black man” in interview on BET
>>199886175lul
>>199886087hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>199886139nah, your mums cunt needs stitches before the next booking
not really cleaned my room properly for four yearschange bedsheets about once every four or five monthsa few cursory wipes of the windowsill or a couple of patches of floorbut that's all
leftypol...
apparently you're supposed to keep your windows closed during summer when the fan is on to be coolerbut i feel hotter with the windows closed and the fan on
>>199886175Because he's racist
>>199886222dont listen to the woke mob lad
Every element that sustained prior forms of British English life is declining or has dipped down. Marriage and the family are in turmoil, and hardly anyone is marrying. Procreation amongst our own group is down. Crime and violence are up, by every register. Vandalism and social misbehavior, and mild to evident chaos, are semi-permanent, and people who live on estates have to deal with it 24/7.
bring back pargetting
>>199886216mad that looks just like me
>>199886222If it's in direct sunlight yes. Otherwise just depends if it's hotter inside than outside.
>>199886266rorke mate...
>>199886222windows open, curtains closed lad, dont let the bastard sun in
>>199886266thanks maggie!
>>199886343xd
Maggie wanted to stop immigration
Magpie
>>199886367she massively increased immigration you utter melt
gf asked me if her outfit is 'giving girl boss' god i hate zoomersso fuckkgn mucj
sent that freak to the outer reaches of the solar system
blog on
feel obligated to wank but dont have the energy
>>199886449Haven’t wanked since the 12th me
>>199886402>>199886343Yeah just say whatever you want to be true whilst voting against your best interests and doing it to yourself then
>>199886367She issued 100,000 passports to people from Hong Kong
>>199886470have probably done three or four wanks since then
>>199886499Based. Chinks in
rorke making a hitler mii on his wii
>>199886475look at the yellow linebefore thatcher it was below 200,000 a yearwhen thatcher left office it was well over 300,000
>>199886499All white men were given a Chinese concubine
flicking bogies at my computer screen
need a good quality pair of wired headphones around 100 pounds or under
greggs
>>199886499hong kongers and poles arent proper immigrants are they
>good headphones>£100 or underhooting
>>199886583xd
>>199886583why
>>199886571groundbreaking post
Being asian musst be hellImagine eating all those single rice grains with two sticks all your life
>>199886649lol>>199886571lol
wank almost everyday, me
weird al ebay song
>>199886667Are you getting better at it?
>>1998865585 quid, take it or leave it
armenia be kidding me
>>199886697no
can't make neither heads nor tails of wacky bruce and his anticsjust what is his angle?
Diego is going to be amazing tomorrow. I just get a feeling in me waters.
>>199886747Watch the Bart vs. Australia episode of The Simpsons and also _any_ episode of either Neighbours or Home and Away That is all you need to understand Aussies
>>199886716Maybe it is something you could do professionally
>>199886788who told you this
anime o mimasu ka?
there's no happiness without sharing it with othersloneliness is misery
>>199886747undiagnosed 'tism
>>199886923>>199886923
