DYEL edition>>199884008
FIRST
>>199890566>tf>paychequeHoly Based
In the Czech Republic it’s called “payczech” hehe
Converting that webbum now. Hope I don't run into any issues
I gave my cat a haircut.
>>199890675xD
I'm gonna have to compress the shit out of it, it's only like 40 seconds but I'm already at 39MB and it's not even done
i am officially no-longer constipated. i have shat three times between 5am-10am, and have lost over 4lbs.the relief is euphoric. i saw god.
Elephant herds used to be yuuuge, but then black people killed them because they thought the elephants cause the desertification
>>199890559It's closer to 26%. But thankfully the first 15k I earn is tax free so all the money I am earning for the first 3-4 months and having stolen from me will be returned (with no interest) next year. I am more pissed off at the pension contribution, which is 1/3 of the tax deduction. I should be able to opt out. I don't want to live in this shithole, I will be emigrating in a few years once I have cash to buy a home in a cheaper country somewhere in the EU.
Why you little... Why I oughta...
>>199890765Black people don't think about desertification, moron. They kill them for their ivory which is worth more than your life
>>199890765Is that why an elephant never forgets?
>>199890805don't be rayciss black pipo did indeed kill thousands of elephants to stop desertification. of course that doesn't make any sense because the elephants had been there for centuries but ya know...
>>199890538>How has there never been a libertarian revolution.most of Canada has an inferiority complex and anytime anyone tries to change something people just go >yOu mEaN bE LiKe AmErIcA??? REPUBLICAN
Here's a hint as to what my Webbum will be about
How many job interviews are you planning on screwing up this weekend?
>>199891015Who has job interviews on the weekends? That's just..... unnatural
>>199891015None because I am employed
>>199890986Who is this?
you seriously expect me to believe that Russians are the most evil people on the planet?
>>199890697She cute.
>>199891040It happened to me once. 8 am on a Saturday and it was a group interview. lol fuck that
>>199891015all of them because I am unemployed
SAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
>>199891085neet?
>>199890986If I only could, I’d make a deal with God
>>199890974>yOu mEaN bE LiKe AmErIcA??? REPUBLICANYes, that's exactly what I want. To be taxed like an American. This is horseshit.
>>199891075I'm glad you asked. She's Miss Monique, number one female DJ on the scene. I thought she was Dutch or some shit but it turns out she's Ucraina, Ukranian
>>199891140US taxes are too high as well
>>199891132kidding i have a job now. but i was neet for a longtime and spiritually i'm still a neet
>>199891175>but i was neet for a longtimedid you get gibs?
>>199891135I hear you, frater
>>199890564Ive made up mind. I'll learn how to drive before I turn 38
Posting my cat and getting no replies is pretty crazy.
>>199891200bharat cannot afford giving gibs. i lived with my parents. still do
>>19989123138? how old are you damn
>>199891231>older than 16>cant drive
My roommate is watching SpongeBob
>>199891151Disgusting…
>>199891242North America is more of a dog continent
>i share this board with "people" born after 1995
Multi functional bathroom
>>19989125037 probably
Ok, webbum done! It was worth downloading her 2 hour stream on my phone, so here it is
>>199891302More of a shitbull continent.
>>199891248grim. im leeching off of my parents but fatherberg ain't happy. might kms soon enough.
I move into my new apartment on Monday buds.
I can’t believe there’s faggots older than 24 on here. Might be time to move on old timers
>>199891298What disgusting?
You get 3 inches added to your height, but it's all in your neck.Do you accept?
>>199891362shut the FUCK up, broccolihead
YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO *IMAGINE* IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED, NOT ACTUALLY REVERSE THEM!
>>199891350try getting a job and living a life man. rotting away in a room is terrible and looking back at it is even worse
>He doesn't know you're here forever Adorable
>>199891345I love the watermark in the corner
I don’t trust people born in the 21st century.
shouldn't zoomies be on tiktok and simping for egirls?
>>199891391Ive got a pretty short neck so yeah
The dinosaurs are seething
>>199891447makes sense some posters here are always talking about browsing tiktok
If i played with 9 challenger or master players i wojld prefer it that all of my team wants to lose Because while the enemy team wailed on meIt's easier looking in but knowing that and trying to be the problem the least on the team. But he did two games so I can't complain
>>199891440Me too
(Or try to cs gap the enemy challenger ADC)Supports can make you look really good
>>199891490damn them skidaddle gyatt toilet blacks guys do be bussin though
>>199891407there's no life to live bud. it was over before it all began.
Important question, what should I get for lunch? Sushi or hot dog
>>199891391I made this post 4 years ago. so bizarre that someone would steal it
Is buc-ees really that good? I have met several american students and they all cant stop talking about it
>>199891391>>199891596Lmao Sometimes certain posts just make an impression on me and I remember them forever, don't know why
>>199891594burger
>>199891596or maybe it's just a common thought amongst the lower IQ posters.
>>199891649i get it i'm the same way
99.4°F. Fuck. I was hoping my temperature would drop back to normal. At least I'm not tired, coughing, or congested.
>>199891634I've never even seen a Bucees. I think that's a southern thing
>>199891688don't be mad no one remembers any of your posts
I'm trying to find reasons not to an hero, but all the auguries are pointing to the green light.
im pretty sure this nibba does not like me
>>199891774wtf
>>199891140Well best we can do is Alberta with no provincial sales tax (still has federal)
>>199891744You never know what tomorrow will bring.
They have such low quality apples at the Mexican supermarket. I'm not going there anymore, ill pay extra for the day Stater bros apples
>>199891815I am in Alberta.
>>199891829gamblers fallacy
>>199891774Based anti-NAP stacy.
>>199891872So now you can see why so many leafs move to the US to live and work but never shut up about it lel
>>199891774least passive aggressive woman
>>199891895What's that?
>stepping foot inside a grocery store in Anno Domini 2024Grim…
/cum/ niggas be like"EEK, a supermarket!"
>watching porn>Actress has cutting scars, implant scars, or stretch marks >Immediately lose boner and do something wholesome instead
By the way, you're not a champion for winning a game against someone who didn't even know there was a game to beging with
hush little baby don't say a wordmamma's gonna buy you a mockingbirdand if that mockingbird don't singmamma's gonna become an alcoholic
>>199891774>10 straight 16 hour daysjesus
>>199892191He's lying, it's fucking reddit, man
>>199892178love this song
>>199892123>implant scarsgotta be about 90% of them now. At least it will cure your coomer-ness
>>199892245Not in jav, no. Western porn stars are revolting though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj4551M2Qjk
Im afraid of public places for grownups like supermarkets, gas stations and strip malls. Mom usually brings me my lunch from work but she's getting so old she's complaining about not being able to make multiple stops for my slurpee and my pizza and pick up her blood pressure medication omg I'm SO TIRED of her like why is she so dramatic. She knows i get like anxious when i am outside so i can't work but she just insist on giving me a hard time omg. Yes I enjoy bocci and post pictures of my meals often but she is refusing to cook for me so late at night because of her hands hurt or some drama I CAN'T STAND HER
I’ve been spending money like a madman as of late…
>>199892263Most JAV stars do have implants, but the Japs seem unique in making them mostly look realistic without scars and stuff. Idk why westoids, latinxoids or gookoids can't do that THOUGH.
>>199892325Me too. I blew $30 on cologne and the only time I leave the house is to go to work, and I work alone
>>199892325on what
Back from the Japanese grocer. Strategic reserve of office ramen and canned coffee has been restocked.
Just used the term "richfags" in conversation with my mother and she didn't even react.
> I blew $30 on cologne
>implants :/>implants, Japan :0
>>199892376>my son just used weird slang again, this is why Im never gonna have grandkids, *sigh*
>>199892376Because she's based (and redpilled)
>>199892370Alcohol mostly but also food and gas for my car
>>199892376people unironically have>'Disown!" stickers on their macbooks
I hate this third world hustle mentality where a job is synonymous with their entire life because it's better than starving or something. At least in 1st and 2nd world you guys are aiming to grind and ge rich fast so you guys can retire at 30 or 40 something. Here in 3rd world we're so proud of being slaves. Nobody said anything when they commute more than 3 hours a day. Nobody said anything when they got dumped a lot more work after 5 PM constantly. Nobody said anything about personal development that isn't related to their job performance, like basic empathy and fostering basic family values. Civil service gets their money through corruption and bribery from the private sector, using them to hold extravagant meeting events at random hotels every week, while the private sector pays very little and their HR harpies mostly doubles as influencers, flocking to universities like thought police and using scare tactics. Deep down everybody likes to chill and kickback, doing insignificant amount of stupid busy work, but if they caught others coasting just like them they get mad immediately. It's not about working anymore, it's about saving face.I saw people already in their 40s, secured with everything, but they like to pretend their life is constantly in the ruins and work is only the answer.
>>199892353Japanese autism makes them master craftsmen; titty implants are no different. the mid tier tit surgeon in japan is probably world class everywhere else
The middle east would be a paradise if muhammad never existed. Simple as.
>>199892470sorta seems like things you have to buy anyways
LOLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV9zWIhX0Pk
my nose is once again bleeding for some reason
I feel bad for people who empty their deepest feelings where most people don't give a single fuck
>>199892353Na a lot of the ones I see, the woman has relatively small breasts, it would be unfeasible for them to be implants
>>199892568at least they have a judgment free space
>>199892555Who are you
>>199892552https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VsmF9m_Nt8
>>199892534I've thought about this before, even in the case they were all Turkey or Lebanon tier culturally. It would be a massive improvement for the region. They would likely all be Christian or Zoroastrian too. That camel bandit really fucked up the timeline.
>>199892555Why is this a thing that happens only exclusively to nerds
>>199892603Seems you just like small tits in general
>>199892660I aint no nerd
>>199892731australian????
The girl I’m supposed to go out on a date with tomorrow has braces at age 23, she’s also a single mom.
and then you woke up
>>199892498bro im rich in my 20ies, i have never worked a day and i basically own this city
>>199892765>single momit was over before it even began
>>199892504Anri Okita did an interview with a Japanese plastic surgeon and he said the exact opposite, that foreign surgeons are all usually much more skilled than Japanese and are held to higher standards. He said if you get plastic surgery in Japan you should see if that surgeons practices would be accepted in the USA, and if they aren't you should avoid them.
>>199892765>23>single momjesus
>>199892765>braces at age 23, she’s also a single mom.Does she have an OF to complete the trifecta?
>>199892792you're late 30s
I never tell a single soul about my hardships and shortcomings other than my grandma and a handful of discord randos
>>199892765Braces are hot and if the kid is White and she's a widow then who cares
>>199892793>>199892801Eventually you will have to accept a fat chick or a single mom.
>>199892800ok well why do japanese girls implants almost always look better? are the ones with shit implants to SHAMEFUR to display?
>>199892832> if the kid is White and she's a widow Ye'd be just as like ta have angels fly outta yer arse
>>199892832It’s weird, she has brown eyes and brown hair but the kid has blue eyes and blonde hair…
>I share this board with "people" born before 2004
>and she's a widow
>>199892836I have no interest in a romantic relationship.
>>199892901>blonde hairit will eventually darken
>>199892813if you're more successful than me, you must have been criminal
>>199891231>I'll learn how to drive before I turn 38Holy fuck, I learned to drive at 20.
>>199891231I learned to drive at 15
>>199892924Based
>>199892832> if the kid is White and she's a widow Not sure which one is less likely
>>199892792People will get married but chose to love being on the road, since interacting with their own family at home and asking how they're doing is just too much of a bother.
What race do you play as when playing an elder scrolls game?
>>199893174Redguard ofc
Even if she's not a widow, she could still be decent if the kid is White or Asian.
>>199892376she doesnt expect much from u anymore
>>199893174argonian
thoughts on this consumer society we live in
>>199893228>AsianWeebs are so fucking mindbroken
La vache qui rit
>>199893174>>199893206Same Sometimes orc or argonian
Lepoopoo lewawa lebubu
>>199893392Good post
>>199893174Breton for magic resistance
>>199893288swarthoid lol
Wow, steak & eggs with coffee in the morning really feels like a powerup!
>>199893174elder scrolls is gay
>>199893174Imperial.
>>199893489I've been up since 6am and I haven't eaten yet
>>199892836at 23? no XD
>>199893174Japanese.
>>199893557>15 minutes of fun>if you screw up your life is overseems like kind of a shitty deal d e s u
>>199893630That's why you don't stick it into someone you aren't willing to marry
I'm sick
>>199893664UwU
>>199892873They go for a low profile implant and don't try to overshoot the mark in size.
Only ever had sex once but I was unable to cum inside of her, that still counts as sex right? I mean I had my dick in her pussy I just couldn’t finish. I’m not a virgin… right?
People do treat you differently ingame when you're platinum
>>199893174I don't play that garbage.
>>199893711hey at least u got hard right
>>199893664You're a sick fuck
I want to be good at 1-3 main things for the sake of employability but i don't want to be perceived as someone who can be relied upon all the time to get their problems disappear fast for free. What can I do?
I hope Biden doesn't drop out, I wanna see a landslide
normies be like>i put my penis in a woman>that counts as sex right?
>>199893864well we could say "I put my penis in your mom", but everybody in the tri-state area has done that
>>199893711It’s all about how you perceive urself. I’ve never had sex but I’m not a virgin
>>199893898in your mom? ewwwww.
>>199893858Who could possibly run that wouldn't result in a landslide? Michelle Obama has vehemently refused to run. Kamala is probably as disliked as Biden or more. Newsom all anyone has to do is look at California and ask themselves if they want the USA to be California. Who else is there? Bit too late to pull Bernie or Tulsi out the woodwork now
>>199893864Normalfags' entire indentity is based on whatever gets them external validation
I'm noticing that a lot of people who I thought were virtuous, actually only maintain an appearance of virtue because they desperately need conformity and order or else they go insane
>>199893963>Who else is there?Sec. Pete Bootyjuice as Biden calls him
>>199893851Set boundaries and communicate what you can and can't do?
>>199894029Nobody knows or likes him and nobody wants a president named booty (it legit would make a difference, just like height)
>>199894029He's gay, he's not viable
>>199894022i remember thinking taytay was a trad virgin. that was like 15 years ago.
Putin is my president
Putin is my best friend
the only time depression strikes me is when the possibility of dating a woman in my life comes upI am unironically happiest when I am hopelessly alone
>>199890564Middle frog should be fat with a big belly
>flyover """food"""
>>199894230Women are just annoying to be blunt. I can't stand even 10 seconds listening to them
>>199894257This is food kino whether you like it or not
>>199894230If you watch porn then you're just coping
>>199894317t. 300 lb blimp
have no idea what the two numbers in blood pressure are.
>>199894380t. Salad eating homosexual
>>199894349You get a sexual release without having to deal with a real woman. Don't see how it's cope
>>199894349I rarely watch porn and when I do it's only softcoreimagination is better desu
>>199894317Nah it's just good things mashed together with no thought. It not like it's bad it just doesn't go together much and you would have the exact same experience eating all components separately.
>>199891596Actually I stole it from reddit
>>199894402>uses healthy eating as an insulttouched a nerve, fatty fat fatty?
It's over for femcels
>s*cial media screencapsCringe
>>199894460what happened?
>>199894442>salads>healthythey're empty calories>inb4 muh nutrientsare the nutrients in the room with you right now?
good morning /cum/, what a beautiful daysurely today i will be productive and not waste my whole day arguing with strangers online
>>199894257Superfluous
>>199894402Fucking based salad haterSalads are for pussies
fatties be like"Vegetables? yah, not touching that commie shit"
>>199894491*makes a left-leaning political post*
>>199894417You just explained how it's cope and then said you don't see how it's cope
>>199894048My mom never understand this every time i bring this up. She's insiniuating i wasted 5 years in compsci because i never wanted to do her work lol
>>199894536?Seems unnecessary to need a woman if your right hand works
You know that feel when you're outside the whole day holding in shit waiting to get home
>>199894570Women have soft skin and squishy butts and boobs and thighs that you can grab
>>199894582No i just use a public toilet
I like vegetables a lot but I never liked salad
2 sub-1000 calorie days in a row
>>199894570You don't actually need a woman or your right hand But if you haven't ascended your desire for sex, and still "satisfy" it through porn then you're going to end up lonely and crazy You either have to ascend totally or find a partner
>vegetables: :D>vegetables, but put together in a bowl: :(
>>199894257HOT DAWGS GETCHA HOT DAWGS
>>199894601I'd only do that if I'm literally about to shit myself
Imagine putting a green thing in your mouth, disgusting…
>>199894634It's the lettuce that turns me offLettuce is pointlessI don't mind a medly of vegetables
brazillian niggas be like"why would I use a restroom when I could hold in a poo all day and get it stuck in my colon?"
>>199894633this just comes across as projection
>>199894679I would eat she hulks snatch
when i was in highschool, i was quite smitten with this girl, who was clearly flirting with mewe went to a party where she ended up hooking up with another guy, while deliberating making sure that i saw him and her go into the bedroom togetheryeah she was a nasty, spiteful person. and to my credit, i basically instantly lost any feelings that i had for her. but i still do think this event affected me then, and echoes of it still affect me now.did any of you have a formative experience like this?
>>199894691Uh everyone does thatWhat kind of person regularly shits outside of home?
>>199894691>get it stuck in my colon?"scientifically impossible
/cum/ niggas REALLY be like"this lettuce too spicy"
>>199894718A son of the earth
>>199894718people who have jobs, you worthless NEET
I just spent a whole game of CS2 spamming hentai links in the chat.
>>199894709No, it is human nature Porn promises you the satisfaction of sexual relief but without the intimacy that your brain ACTUALLY wants "Hurrr le projection" means absolutely nothing
Hotpockets for dinner tonight
>>199894777
>>199894682lettuce sucks, this is 100% correct and anyone else is wrong
I dont WATCH porn i LISTEN to joi, do not be confused.
>>199894788>without the intimacy that your brain ACTUALLY wantsyeah you're projecting buddy
>is that....an easily digestible vegetable full of antioxidants? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>199894793Janny's Delight!
>>199894713You sure you're ready for all that pussy?
>>199894876Pomegranate...
I post like this and they're like>yo whats dat link.....oh hell nah nigga
>>199894793I didn't know they had that in France, why not go and get something better?
vegetables are mostly fiber and fiber is literally indigestible thougheverbeitso
>>199894916I can only try my best. A queen like she hulk deserves a hard working servant
>>199894933What does nakadashi mean?
>>199894960wait until you find out whats in bread, granola and most dietary cereals
I went bald from the stress of having to get up at 4 am to catch a school bus
Gonna take a shower right now. You should too stinky.
>>199895027why tf were you going to school at 4 in the morning
>>199894964He never had the makings of a varsity assassin…
Orange peels, oranges, 40 cups of raisins or toothpaste, ethanol, bottle of wine or something, thistle root
>>199895007Cummings insides
>is that....an easily digestible vegetable full of antioxidants? YUM
I like cabbage
>wojakI accept your concession
Gonna clean the house to pretend all is under control
>>199895058I had to catch the bus at 5:30 to get to school on the other side of town
>>199895106ur still black and in francenothing is under control
>>199895018I don't eat any of that meme garbage eitherif I eat bread it's white, and explicitly used as caloric filler
>>199894957Can't be fucked to cook
Post that gif of the woman who starts crying after they ask her to eat a tiny cabagge
this nigga really bragging about eating wonderbread
>>199895082Oh, I see that tag a lot but never knew what it meant thanks.
>>199895125Coming from a jeet with mental issues that's rich
1:30 and i still have not been outside yet
Reminder that all lettuce haters are brittle boned tubs o' lard with early stage alzheimers
>>199895175That was a Brussels sprout
>>199895220>>199895220>>199895220
>291retard
>>199895239Too early, and glowing desu
Do not use
Dissolve 300mg of diacetylmorphine in spinach stew, boil it until the spinach floats, scoop out the bottom part, dissolve it in tequila, Guam gum, ferment the spinach with it, after pouring in 150g of salt
>I-IS THAT A WOJAK? SUCH A SPURIOUS COUNTERPOINT! I ACCEPT YOUR CONCESSION!!
Boil it in sand (spinach is 70% water)
>>199895316nice selfie
>>199894933
>nice selfie
lil janny hotpockets fuming
Thank you jannies
thanksjannie
the only good lettuce is romaine (and spinach if that counts)
>>199894933It's crazy what /cum/ has no problem with versus the shit you guys have banned me for
>>199895372
>>199895473jason is called a retard and a pedo on a daily if not hourly basis
>>199895312shut it nigga
>>199894933Janny Here's anotha one
>>199895510>>199895510>>199895510
Give it up leaf
>>199895549Get fucked
>>199895549nice one dumbass
h-he's fast...
>>199895473i love love love this apu
Feet after 10 days of 30000 steps a day
Leaf! Leaf! Leaaaaaf!
>>199895602Why>>199895604Disgusting
must... resist... urge... to argue.... with strangers... on INTERNET
>>199895659>>199895659>>199895659
>>199895652Why? As long as you remain calm and charitable, arguing on the internet is awesome. You get to discuss topics that you can't irl
>>199895634Because.....its unique
>>199895693it's fruitless, you're not changing anyone's mind, least of all the person you're arguing withthe best you can hope for is that they just stop responding, and even then it's more likely they're quitting out of boredom than concession
>>199893630so is driving a car, retard, pffft
