315 edition
Soft women
>>199895659Leaf OP was really trying to beat the janny
I'm not a lolicon, I just searched loli on nhentai to post it on CS to own conservatards.
Faggot
>Im not a lolicon, I just looked up loli porn
>>199895737You actually are reprehensible like I said before :/
>>199895774Maybe he is practicing for his future court appearance?
Ah yes gayson ultimate weapon to get the (you)'s when trannies don't work; Pedophilia
Isn't loli illegal? Lock this nigga up
Love beer but don't drink it much because I dont want the calories or to the spend money
Americans can't read 24hr time
>>199895901should I drink or intake an edible tonight
>>199895837its a drawing
Enemy behind at 1600, where is the enemy?
why is everything so terrible all the time
You guys are unhinged if you think copypasting links makes some1 a lolicon
Mom gave me $20 for snacks gonna buy my first vape instead shes gonna freak if she finds out
Could never do herion because I’m afraid of needles
>>199895989You can sniff it
gayson ALSO has a loli poster on the wall of his room
There is a woman in park i will ask her if i can suck on her toes
No, that poster is a hebe.
>>199895927drink
>>199896038based
>>199896016There's a picture of him holding a sign that says "I fap to lolicon"
>>199896047WHAT A LIFE
>>199896011I also have no way of getting any, it’s not like you can walk into a store and buy it like you can with alcohol and weed.
I just watched that new Pixar movie, it's about a 13 year old girl struggling with puberty and new emotions
What vape flavor should i get tomorrow?
>>199895927edibles are based, I haven't had a drink in months thanks to them
>>199896113You can get it delivered to your front door
>>199896160No you can’t
>>199896158Good for you anon, stay away from that devils brew
>>199896156every time I see a cloud come out of someone's mouth, I just imagine that it's pennies floating away with each puffwhat a dumb way to spend your money
Shit on the side walk in front of your crush, she will notice you for sure
most intelligent brazillian
Dubs n i rape her
>>199896181You just don’t wanna try it >>199896204
>>199896234just another day in brapzil
there was this fit chick in these athletic shorts at the crosswalk and she was stretching her legs oh my goodness gracious
>>199896274Ask to buy her socks for 10 bucks
There's so many cute girls out and about it's not even a big deal, none of them want to be my gf though
>>199896215vou dar uma lição nela
Not a loli btw
>>199896260remove her flip flop and lick her soles clean instead
>>199896316I want a cute girl to jack me off from behind like she's milking me or something
>see? this picture of an underage girl proves Im not a pedoelling every el
https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvicecanada/comments/1cydtq5/asking_women_to_sell_me_thier_used_socks/BaZed saar asking real questions
>>199896341>Tranime OP Disappointing
>TFW I possibly got 2 small transgender youtubers to commit die SOMEBODY STOP ME
>reddit links/cum/ has really fallen
>underageIt's a drawing. She has boobs, not a child, thus not lolicon. QED you're a dumb normiefag conservatard.
>>199896409I made a tranny from nsas tso commit suicide by posting his doxxStill got us visa approved
>>199896409I laughed out loud
She's a 1000 years old so technically she's an adult
>its an underage child, but tis a DRAWING of an underage child
Niggers on grindr begging me to fuck themIs this the bnwo??
>>199896415These braindead zoomers don't get it. If you want to go to reddit go to reddit. But don't bring reddit here
24 hour clockers be like "enemies at our 18:00"
I WOKE UP TO SEE THE SUNBUT INSTEAD FOUND OUT YOU WERE GONEI SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
Found a worm on the sidewalk today, I threw it into the grass but it spazzed the fuck out when I picked it up.Like bro, I'm trying to save you!
>>199896498why is there so many black bottoms now?
Gotta buy some acid from home depot so i can go out at night and pour it down on face of fentanyl zombiesThey dont feel nothing anyway
>>199896534Not all who wander are lost.
>>199896534hes need dirt not grass stupido
1) Drawings don't have an age.2) Child is a biological designation for a prepubescent human. A cartoon with boobs is not a depiction of a child.You're a low IQ troll.
>>199896570What does grass grow in i vwonder
>>199896569woah...
Wish I were dead
I want to touch Cameron Brink in the stink
>these niggas arguing about cartoons ngmi
Born to poo, forced to not poo
>>199896651why?
Wish i were alive
To live doesn't mean you're alive
>>199896655I don't want it but if given the opportunity sure I would too
You are a cowardly ratRectify your behaviour and banishThe demon of resentment Little hide behind your mother's skirt troll
>>199896655
>>199896274Summer is always so intense so many hot girls wearing short shorts and such. Earlier at chipotle i saw 2 fine girls i couldnt stop staring. After they walked outside i kept looking the one turned cuse she knew id be staring i didnt even care no shame whatsoever. I will be thinking of them later when i fap later and theres nothing she can do to stop me
eating shin ramyun
>>199896651same
Wish i were between planes of existence
>>199896655Too skinny
i sent her a picture of a cute dog after basically not talking to her all day and she sent me a picture of one of her keychainsdoes she miss me or is it fucking over
I wish I was a DJ but I don't know what to do or where to begin
>>199896827have u tried youtube
>>199896775I wanna stick my penisbinside of this animated woman and generate friction by moving it in and out until i orgasm and impregnate her. If you get what implying
Its too hot here
>>199896854Uh, could you dumb it down a bit?>>199896853No
>>199895837not in the US>>199895960it's illegal in canada, this is why your life is already over, enjoy prison, stalker child
vile posts lately
Being a loliconWould be much preferableTo being a black person reaction image userVile perverted rat
The joke is porn
im not a lolicon, but a shotacon.
>>199896905must be a day ending in y
>>199896894I wanna have a faff n a laff wit her
>>199896997Whoa, in ENGLISH, professor
Just won a debate, gonna play some more CS.
>lately
I prefer a slightly larger woman tbqh
>>199896940the persecution of us must end
sexo con cum or cum con sex?
>>199896655imagine sucking on her nose
>>199897062
>>199896895>not in the USI dont believe you
>>199897240Cow
I preffer women who preffer me
>>199897146I'm not a lolicon. I like hebes and milfs and traps and futas
>>199897216Based pointy nose lover
>>199896655>6'3Holy shit what a goddess
i just think the anime girls are really cute, they dont do anything for me in my pants
>>199897303what a retarded drawing. artist really thought he was THAT guy didn't he. bro really thought he was the man
My baseball team? The Royals.
Im a bitch ass nigger
>>199897384
>>199897353this but with actual asian women tbhever
Wish I knew trigonometry
its weird because i dont really make a lot of precum but my friend does? odd
Cleaned the kitchen and living room. But dad's cat was being a faggot when I was away put his fur all over the blankets. Should I fuck him up ?
why are japanese peepo like this
I just applied for a job that I don't really want. Why do I do this?
>>199897475i make a lot of precum with real girls but not from p*rn, it's like part of me knows that it's fake or that tactile sensations push the metaphorical precum button more or something
>>199895987Don’t buy a vape. Stupid expensive habit.
>>199897500you can get interview experience at least?i am off-putting at first impressions and interview poorly, i think this isn't a bad idea and that mock interviews can only go so far
Get over here faggot
My penis has a giant friction burn scar on the top of it from years of jerking off without lube
>>199897475I'm a little insecure about my precum.
>>199897545I just want to try it
>>199897468you can learn it in like a month on khan academy
>>199897597nigga stfu im not interested in bulgarian precum
>>199897475>>199897521>>199897597who cares
i care
I miss the golden age of the FGCIt's all corporate and soulless now and the games are easy mode trash with scrub mechanics that allow noobs to beat veterans with bullshit
>>199897562Same haha, mine is also a different shade of color from the rest of my skin because of years of death gripping it
>>199897643I'm American.
I produce a lot of precum while riding my dildo
its not that i dont care about your precum insecurities im saying "who cares" as in "why is that even a problem"?
>>199897692Yeah that's why I only play retro fighting games using my kamistick now.
>>199897715I stuck my fingers up my bum and felt no good sensations and my anus hurt after
sailing from life to death
>>199897736If we do too much foreplay and I'm really into her, when she reaches in my pants it's gonna be a puddle of precum.
>>199897754It's something you get used to I guess
>>199897736because sometimes people get insecure about the weirdest things man
>>199897744Based
>>199897785if i was a girl I'd find that hot. also a lot of precum is good for lubrication i think idk i've never had sex
Abysmal thread
>>199897823true that
>>199897791also the thought of destroying my anus or prolapsing scares me
>>199897744i have an NES classic I've been thinking of buying an snes classic controller because I'm pretty sure you can play snes games on it
unlike that other anon, i truly don't care
>>199897823I mean when is it ever "good"? Fucking never
>>199897823Such is the result of tranime.
/cum/ more like /dumb/
>>199897821You talk a little tangy. A little zesty. You said "if I was a girl". Think about that for a quick second.>>199897864Those are dogshit. Just wait until the cheaper and better FPGA are out and build one.
>>199897857Just use lots of spit/lotion and don't use anything bigger than a real penis sized dildo and you'll be fine. Prolapsed anus is a lgbbq thing because they insert whole fists and giant toys like freaks.
For Muslims, the problem is always external (similar to incel's).
>>199897932Or just don't be a faggot the fuck? I thought we were talking about bro problems but you guys had to turn it gay.
I hate faggots
>>199897871late night cum is /womfy/
>>199897907casino anonnnnnnnnnnn. how are you and how's teddy?
>>199898020*sneezes*
>>199897970Irregardless of your position on gays, prolapsed anus from penis in butt is not a thing. It's fisting and giant horse sized dildos doing that. Normal people don't do that.
>>199897913well i'd only fuck dudes if i was a girl
>>199898070Normal people also dont stick things up their ass
i come to /cum/ for normal heterosexual discussions but i feel like you trannies are making me one of you
>>199897989Late night /cum/ is Fag Central, no thanks
>>199898111They do.
>>199898070Buddy I didn't ask. Normal people don't fuck their ass either.>>199898083Stop saying "if I was a girl". That's not a conversation topic.
>>199898136Found the tranny proselytizer
>>199897989no it's genuinely not, it's the worst /cum/ gets
phones should have a home button
But like fuck do I care anyways. I'm just a guest here. Back to watching baseball anime. You guys need to do better.
>>199898145Do you know what "normal" means?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G0u13COALA
>>199898221shut up miroslav
>>199898162You're a brown incel from a muslim country, of course you are anti-sex and don't know anal is mainstream.
>>199898221you're the only good euro flag I've ever seen here so take pride in that
I haven't done anything yet and am letting it ferment for a bit (it's bubbling probably with CO2) but it has some white cummies floating on top. And the other jar which I put some of it in with, and water, had some solvent left over and it's formed this cummy line on top All I have done so far is adding vinegar and I'm taking a break because of tbr bubbling amd formation. One jar is sealed airtight and the other was left ajar. Yo prepare the next step I added the ethylene acetate in thr vinegar bottle - I'll use as a solvent to extract thr cummy in that layer after boiling water from the two jars sealed and not sealed off to decant salt and add this ethyl acetate and solvent. The mix is a portion of the solvent mixed with a lot of sugar and water so it's fully saturated and a layer of solvent on top (to decant off) - the cum is from a big.bubble in the solvent which forms and breaks off to go to the surface. The preparation is kept out of sunlight amd with no lid (I used enough solvent so that it will cover enough in the jars, it's a lot of solvent and won't evaporate much The pH is probably about right now with the products coming through(alkaloids), there is a lot of water from thr vinegar which ate the saltd an acid (not in its negatively charged form and without a salt, in ethylene)
I'm guessing from the posts in this thread that Jason got exposed
>>199898240Use Kaloyan next time.>>199898251Nah you're a retarded faggot degen and you have shit taste in anime.
>>199898048sshhhh
And when it gets excited it releases a ton of gas. Fortunately my jar valve started hissing before what it could of done
>>199897934
>>199898294no, i will call you as he
>>199898294You worship a jew and you're brown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAhtGHoGLjM
i do kinda wish i was a girl tho
>>199898333*keeps my voice down*not that anon but hi teddy i love you, i did a drawing of you a long time ago
finna goon
>>199898358Being a faggot is a jewish activity. Last reply you get, fag.
One more hour of work, then the weekend begins for me buds
finna watch you goon
>>199898434I accept your concession, brown.
Does anybody else slow down to 20 mph when you get honked at? It's my new favorite hobby.
>>199898451Great! Im an exhibitionist and I want you to see me fully...can I show you my penis?
just woke up what did i miss
>>199898567i dont have a license or a car
>>199898333hope he's doing well. please give him hugs and kisses
Jason is a pedo as it would seem
i have a license but no car
>>199898587she hasnt taken me back yet
>>199898631:0
>>199898587Im vodka chasing my troubles away again
don't watch me goon, i may not cumi won't watch you goon, i may go softjust be in my discord channel, gooning together
>>199898577If you pull it out you may never see it again
>>199898631same. i use our family car to get around
>>199898631Get a motorcycle.
>>199898389saved it>>199898603np
>>199898682i have no family. i use my legs to get around.
>>199898665How about a haiku or something
why is he nice to other but not to me? he's always passive aggressive with me
I was thinking about buying a motorcycle, but almost every day on the local news somebody is dying on one of them
>>199898665dont you have work tomorrow? save it for the weekend at the very least
>>199898789use the bus?
>>199898817Who
>>199898855my legs work fine
@199898608See>>199896600
>>199898795Im a bitch ass nigger She noticed I was crazy So she left forever Aint her fault it's my family
>>199898677But I want you to se it, is that okay? Either way I will show you.
>>199898847I dont care. Everyone's welding and sanding near the hydrogen bottles tomorrow. Im approving it all. FUCK MYSELF
jason already announced his intention to start hrt a few threads ago
>>199898908Only pedos make these type of excuses
apples peaches pumpkin pie who's not ready holler aye let's all play hide and seek
>>199898985BravoWhat race was she btw
>>199899065Only pedos know the definitions of words and have eyes capable of identifying secondary sexual characteristics and fertility markers?
think i'll just try to get a job as wait(ress)
Just realized I’ve been coughing because of mold
>>199899156I'm not having this messed up debate
Mad how the decade is half over
>>199899194Because you're a low IQ jeet.
>>199899153Tunisian dog like my dad
Freshen your drink guvna?
im 5'8 and 230 pounds. how fat am i
>>199899060i'm not 100% sure what you meant by this but don't do something stupid you will regretno reason to fuck everything up on a friday, it's the weekend soon .
>>199899231it feels like yesterday was 2021
>>199899275i can do a pretty decent british accent. i am 100% giving up on trying to compete with these men they've imported here
>>199899282do you lift
>>199899370no im a neet who plays video games all day
>>199899156Have you ever had this conversation with someone in real life?Have you ever had to defend being attracted to drawings of children to someone physically infront of you?
>>199899506You're brown.
I am brown
>>199899545Have you?
IM A WORTHLESS MOTHERFUCKER
>>199899632>what's a power level
>>199899401you are literally obese
A church or something
>>199899416Pedo image.
Just won a debate
>>199899733I don’t think so
>>199899632Have you ever been White?
>>199899752it says united methodist church
>>199899156it's so funny how you pedos are convinced your retarded mind tricks will work>>199899506this
>>199899752looks nice the steeple is very ornate
>>199899778Nope
I am Latin
that mexican just btfo you jason not gonna lie
Fuck me and my stupid motherfucking piece of shit affection deprived worthless nigger self
Im sorry my mom was away for most of my life and my dad kept calling me a mistake and a donkey in my formative years. I didnt mean to creep you out
>biology is "mind tricks"Jeets and sudacas are off their rockers
>>199899888get over it bitch take some accountability for yourself
I wonder what's happening.
What aesthetic is gothic mixed with quirky whimsy? Something like Series of Unfortunate Events.
>>199899888Can you write a biography so we can do the exact opposite of your life?>>199899888
>>199899746no need to be mean
I really want a blowjob right now
he's brown he btfo himself by being born
>Yo>Bruh>Bro>Y'all>FolksThese are just a few telltale signs for me to know not to take you seriously.
>>199899919My bad, Im leaving. Gonna watch more alcohol and drink porn
>Just won a debate
>>199900023Okay buddy.
>>199900023When boomers start a sentence with Bro it turns my bloodstream into volcano lava
>>199900093Lol, my tablet autocorrected zoomer to boomer.
>>199900027Destiny has never won a debate ever
>>199900023Calm down broseph
>tabletpostingLol what a fag
>>199899979i just looked up your bmi and you are literally obese, i didn't mean to imply any emotion with that statement
Might move to El Salvador, their president put all the criminals in jail so it’s safe there now.
>>199900164>in case
>>199900212obese is an insult please use a nicer word
This makes me hungry af
>>199900217i wouldn't. you're still sorrounded by shithole countries. it does look nice THOUGH
>>199900217You're only supposed to do that kind of thing if you're a monarch, when his terms are done who knows what's going to happen.
most of you will go your whole life without visiting North Dakota
>>199900344Well there's like a 90% chance he doesAnyways probably Toronto
>>199900358i already did
i just found out I'm 5'11. i thought I was 6'1 for so long. I'm genuinely broken
>>199900375Reasons why Toronto would be the ideal Canadian city I'm looking for?
dinner? cereal.
>>199900444You don't even live in the US, why are you concerned about us?
>>199900451grim
>>199900451haven't had cereal in years. I ate it a lot before I started eating healthier. looking back I was a slob. I'd get home and eat 2 or 3 bowls. ffs
>>199900479grin*
>>199900461he's losing by too much to rig it
I went to /wsg/ and saw this and it made me laugh
>>199900528got his ass
https://youtu.be/QEQOvyGbBtY?si=vIv1KblYTtKKoZqL
>>199900584wtf is with those vantablack eyes christ
are there diff jannies and diff times
I weep for America.
>>199900309you're dangerously portly
>>199900734thank you that sounds much nicer
>>199900683If Biden gets reelected that is
>>199899282You need to lose a lot of weight, like 70 pounds
new>>199900859>>199900859>>199900859
I am becoming tumescent
>>199900874janny get him