Soft women

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>>199895659
Leaf OP was really trying to beat the janny

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I'm not a lolicon, I just searched loli on nhentai to post it on CS to own conservatards.

Faggot

>Im not a lolicon, I just looked up loli porn

>>199895737
You actually are reprehensible like I said before :/

>>199895774
Maybe he is practicing for his future court appearance?

Ah yes gayson ultimate weapon to get the (you)'s when trannies don't work; Pedophilia

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Isn't loli illegal? Lock this nigga up

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Love beer but don't drink it much because I dont want the calories or to the spend money

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Americans can't read 24hr time

>>199895901
should I drink or intake an edible tonight

>>199895837
its a drawing

Enemy behind at 1600, where is the enemy?

why is everything so terrible all the time

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You guys are unhinged if you think copypasting links makes some1 a lolicon

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Mom gave me $20 for snacks gonna buy my first vape instead shes gonna freak if she finds out

Could never do herion because I’m afraid of needles

>>199895989
You can sniff it

gayson ALSO has a loli poster on the wall of his room

There is a woman in park i will ask her if i can suck on her toes

No, that poster is a hebe.

>>199895927
drink

>>199896038
based

>>199896016
There's a picture of him holding a sign that says "I fap to lolicon"

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>>199896047
WHAT A LIFE

>>199896011
I also have no way of getting any, it’s not like you can walk into a store and buy it like you can with alcohol and weed.

I just watched that new Pixar movie, it's about a 13 year old girl struggling with puberty and new emotions

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What vape flavor should i get tomorrow?

>>199895927
edibles are based, I haven't had a drink in months thanks to them

>>199896113
You can get it delivered to your front door

>>199896160
No you can’t

>>199896158
Good for you anon, stay away from that devils brew

>>199896156
every time I see a cloud come out of someone's mouth, I just imagine that it's pennies floating away with each puff
what a dumb way to spend your money

Shit on the side walk in front of your crush, she will notice you for sure

most intelligent brazillian

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Dubs n i rape her

>>199896181
You just don’t wanna try it >>199896204

>>199896234
just another day in brapzil

there was this fit chick in these athletic shorts at the crosswalk and she was stretching her legs oh my goodness gracious

>>199896274
Ask to buy her socks for 10 bucks

There's so many cute girls out and about it's not even a big deal, none of them want to be my gf though

>>199896215
vou dar uma lição nela

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Not a loli btw

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>>199896260
remove her flip flop and lick her soles clean instead

>>199896316
I want a cute girl to jack me off from behind like she's milking me or something

>see? this picture of an underage girl proves Im not a pedo
elling every el

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvicecanada/comments/1cydtq5/asking_women_to_sell_me_thier_used_socks/

BaZed saar asking real questions

>>199896341
>Tranime OP
Disappointing

>TFW I possibly got 2 small transgender youtubers to commit die
SOMEBODY STOP ME

>reddit links
/cum/ has really fallen

>underage
It's a drawing. She has boobs, not a child, thus not lolicon. QED you're a dumb normiefag conservatard.

>>199896409
I made a tranny from nsas tso commit suicide by posting his doxx
Still got us visa approved

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>>199896409
I laughed out loud

She's a 1000 years old so technically she's an adult

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>its an underage child, but tis a DRAWING of an underage child

Niggers on grindr begging me to fuck them

Is this the bnwo??

>>199896415
These braindead zoomers don't get it. If you want to go to reddit go to reddit. But don't bring reddit here

24 hour clockers be like "enemies at our 18:00"

I WOKE UP TO SEE THE SUN
BUT INSTEAD FOUND OUT YOU WERE GONE
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN

Found a worm on the sidewalk today, I threw it into the grass but it spazzed the fuck out when I picked it up.
Like bro, I'm trying to save you!

>>199896498
why is there so many black bottoms now?

Gotta buy some acid from home depot so i can go out at night and pour it down on face of fentanyl zombies
They dont feel nothing anyway

>>199896534
Not all who wander are lost.

>>199896534
hes need dirt not grass stupido

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1) Drawings don't have an age.
2) Child is a biological designation for a prepubescent human. A cartoon with boobs is not a depiction of a child.

You're a low IQ troll.

>>199896570
What does grass grow in i vwonder

>>199896569
woah...

Wish I were dead

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I want to touch Cameron Brink in the stink

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>these niggas arguing about cartoons

ngmi

Born to poo, forced to not poo

>>199896651
why?

Wish i were alive

To live doesn't mean you're alive

>>199896655
I don't want it but if given the opportunity sure I would too

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You are a cowardly rat

Rectify your behaviour and banish

The demon of resentment

Little hide behind your mother's skirt troll

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>>199896655

>>199896274
Summer is always so intense so many hot girls wearing short shorts and such. Earlier at chipotle i saw 2 fine girls i couldnt stop staring. After they walked outside i kept looking the one turned cuse she knew id be staring i didnt even care no shame whatsoever. I will be thinking of them later when i fap later and theres nothing she can do to stop me

eating shin ramyun

>>199896651
same

Wish i were between planes of existence

>>199896655
Too skinny

i sent her a picture of a cute dog after basically not talking to her all day and she sent me a picture of one of her keychains
does she miss me or is it fucking over

I wish I was a DJ but I don't know what to do or where to begin

>>199896827
have u tried youtube

>>199896775
I wanna stick my penisbinside of this animated woman and generate friction by moving it in and out until i orgasm and impregnate her. If you get what implying

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Its too hot here

>>199896854
Uh, could you dumb it down a bit?

>>199896853
No

>>199895837
not in the US
>>199895960
it's illegal in canada, this is why your life is already over, enjoy prison, stalker child

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vile posts lately

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Being a lolicon

Would be much preferable

To being a black person reaction image user

Vile perverted rat

The joke is porn

im not a lolicon, but a shotacon.

>>199896905
must be a day ending in y

>>199896894
I wanna have a faff n a laff wit her

>>199896997
Whoa, in ENGLISH, professor

Just won a debate, gonna play some more CS.

>lately

I prefer a slightly larger woman tbqh

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>>199896940
the persecution of us must end

sexo con cum or cum con sex?

>>199896655
imagine sucking on her nose

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>>199897062

>>199896895
>not in the US
I dont believe you

>>199897240
Cow

I preffer women who preffer me

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>>199897146
I'm not a lolicon. I like hebes and milfs and traps and futas

>>199897216
Based pointy nose lover

>>199896655
>6'3
Holy shit what a goddess

i just think the anime girls are really cute, they dont do anything for me in my pants

>>199897303
what a retarded drawing. artist really thought he was THAT guy didn't he. bro really thought he was the man

My baseball team? The Royals.

Im a bitch ass nigger

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>>199897384

>>199897353
this but with actual asian women tbhever

Wish I knew trigonometry

its weird because i dont really make a lot of precum but my friend does? odd

Cleaned the kitchen and living room. But dad's cat was being a faggot when I was away put his fur all over the blankets.
Should I fuck him up ?

why are japanese peepo like this

I just applied for a job that I don't really want. Why do I do this?

>>199897475
i make a lot of precum with real girls but not from p*rn, it's like part of me knows that it's fake or that tactile sensations push the metaphorical precum button more or something

>>199895987
Don’t buy a vape. Stupid expensive habit.

>>199897500
you can get interview experience at least?
i am off-putting at first impressions and interview poorly, i think this isn't a bad idea and that mock interviews can only go so far

Get over here faggot

My penis has a giant friction burn scar on the top of it from years of jerking off without lube

>>199897475
I'm a little insecure about my precum.

>>199897545
I just want to try it

>>199897468
you can learn it in like a month on khan academy

>>199897597
nigga stfu im not interested in bulgarian precum

>>199897475
>>199897521
>>199897597
who cares

i care

I miss the golden age of the FGC

It's all corporate and soulless now and the games are easy mode trash with scrub mechanics that allow noobs to beat veterans with bullshit

>>199897562
Same haha, mine is also a different shade of color from the rest of my skin because of years of death gripping it

>>199897643
I'm American.

I produce a lot of precum while riding my dildo

its not that i dont care about your precum insecurities im saying "who cares" as in "why is that even a problem"?

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>>199897692
Yeah that's why I only play retro fighting games using my kamistick now.

>>199897715
I stuck my fingers up my bum and felt no good sensations and my anus hurt after

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sailing from life to death

>>199897736
If we do too much foreplay and I'm really into her, when she reaches in my pants it's gonna be a puddle of precum.

>>199897754
It's something you get used to I guess

>>199897736
because sometimes people get insecure about the weirdest things man

>>199897744
Based

>>199897785
if i was a girl I'd find that hot. also a lot of precum is good for lubrication i think idk i've never had sex

Abysmal thread

>>199897823
true that

>>199897791
also the thought of destroying my anus or prolapsing scares me

>>199897744
i have an NES classic I've been thinking of buying an snes classic controller because I'm pretty sure you can play snes games on it

unlike that other anon, i truly don't care

>>199897823
I mean when is it ever "good"?
Fucking never

>>199897823
Such is the result of tranime.

/cum/ more like /dumb/

>>199897821
You talk a little tangy. A little zesty. You said "if I was a girl". Think about that for a quick second.
>>199897864
Those are dogshit. Just wait until the cheaper and better FPGA are out and build one.

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>>199897857
Just use lots of spit/lotion and don't use anything bigger than a real penis sized dildo and you'll be fine. Prolapsed anus is a lgbbq thing because they insert whole fists and giant toys like freaks.

For Muslims, the problem is always external (similar to incel's).

>>199897932
Or just don't be a faggot the fuck? I thought we were talking about bro problems but you guys had to turn it gay.

I hate faggots

>>199897871
late night cum is /womfy/

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>>199897907
casino anonnnnnnnnnnn. how are you and how's teddy?

>>199898020
*sneezes*

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>>199897970
Irregardless of your position on gays, prolapsed anus from penis in butt is not a thing. It's fisting and giant horse sized dildos doing that. Normal people don't do that.

>>199897913
well i'd only fuck dudes if i was a girl

>>199898070
Normal people also dont stick things up their ass

i come to /cum/ for normal heterosexual discussions but i feel like you trannies are making me one of you

>>199897989
Late night /cum/ is Fag Central, no thanks

>>199898111
They do.

>>199898070
Buddy I didn't ask. Normal people don't fuck their ass either.
>>199898083
Stop saying "if I was a girl". That's not a conversation topic.

>>199898136
Found the tranny proselytizer

>>199897989
no it's genuinely not, it's the worst /cum/ gets

phones should have a home button

But like fuck do I care anyways. I'm just a guest here. Back to watching baseball anime. You guys need to do better.

>>199898145
Do you know what "normal" means?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G0u13COALA

>>199898221
shut up miroslav

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>>199898162
You're a brown incel from a muslim country, of course you are anti-sex and don't know anal is mainstream.

>>199898221
you're the only good euro flag I've ever seen here so take pride in that

I haven't done anything yet and am letting it ferment for a bit (it's bubbling probably with CO2) but it has some white cummies floating on top. And the other jar which I put some of it in with, and water, had some solvent left over and it's formed this cummy line on top
All I have done so far is adding vinegar and I'm taking a break because of tbr bubbling amd formation. One jar is sealed airtight and the other was left ajar. Yo prepare the next step I added the ethylene acetate in thr vinegar bottle - I'll use as a solvent to extract thr cummy in that layer after boiling water from the two jars sealed and not sealed off to decant salt and add this ethyl acetate and solvent. The mix is a portion of the solvent mixed with a lot of sugar and water so it's fully saturated and a layer of solvent on top (to decant off) - the cum is from a big.bubble in the solvent which forms and breaks off to go to the surface. The preparation is kept out of sunlight amd with no lid (I used enough solvent so that it will cover enough in the jars, it's a lot of solvent and won't evaporate much
The pH is probably about right now with the products coming through(alkaloids), there is a lot of water from thr vinegar which ate the saltd an acid (not in its negatively charged form and without a salt, in ethylene)

I'm guessing from the posts in this thread that Jason got exposed

>>199898240
Use Kaloyan next time.
>>199898251
Nah you're a retarded faggot degen and you have shit taste in anime.

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>>199898048
sshhhh

And when it gets excited it releases a ton of gas. Fortunately my jar valve started hissing before what it could of done

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>>199897934

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>>199898294
no, i will call you as he

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>>199898294
You worship a jew and you're brown

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAhtGHoGLjM

i do kinda wish i was a girl tho

>>199898333
*keeps my voice down*
not that anon but hi teddy i love you, i did a drawing of you a long time ago

finna goon

>>199898358
Being a faggot is a jewish activity. Last reply you get, fag.

One more hour of work, then the weekend begins for me buds

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finna watch you goon

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>>199898434
I accept your concession, brown.

Does anybody else slow down to 20 mph when you get honked at? It's my new favorite hobby.

>>199898451
Great! Im an exhibitionist and I want you to see me fully...can I show you my penis?

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just woke up what did i miss

>>199898567
i dont have a license or a car

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>>199898333
hope he's doing well. please give him hugs and kisses

Jason is a pedo as it would seem

i have a license but no car

>>199898587
she hasnt taken me back yet

>>199898631
:0

>>199898587
Im vodka chasing my troubles away again

don't watch me goon, i may not cum
i won't watch you goon, i may go soft
just be in my discord channel, gooning together

>>199898577
If you pull it out you may never see it again

>>199898631
same. i use our family car to get around

>>199898631
Get a motorcycle.

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>>199898389
saved it
>>199898603
np

>>199898682
i have no family. i use my legs to get around.

>>199898665
How about a haiku or something

why is he nice to other but not to me? he's always passive aggressive with me

I was thinking about buying a motorcycle, but almost every day on the local news somebody is dying on one of them

>>199898665
dont you have work tomorrow? save it for the weekend at the very least

>>199898789
use the bus?

>>199898817
Who

>>199898855
my legs work fine

@199898608
See
>>199896600

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>>199898795
Im a bitch ass nigger
She noticed I was crazy
So she left forever
Aint her fault it's my family

>>199898677
But I want you to se it, is that okay? Either way I will show you.

>>199898847
I dont care. Everyone's welding and sanding near the hydrogen bottles tomorrow.
Im approving it all.
FUCK MYSELF

jason already announced his intention to start hrt a few threads ago

>>199898908
Only pedos make these type of excuses

apples peaches pumpkin pie
who's not ready holler aye
let's all play hide and seek

>>199898985
Bravo
What race was she btw

>>199899065
Only pedos know the definitions of words and have eyes capable of identifying secondary sexual characteristics and fertility markers?

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think i'll just try to get a job as wait(ress)

Just realized I’ve been coughing because of mold

>>199899156
I'm not having this messed up debate

Mad how the decade is half over

>>199899194
Because you're a low IQ jeet.

>>199899153
Tunisian dog like my dad

Freshen your drink guvna?

im 5'8 and 230 pounds. how fat am i

>>199899060
i'm not 100% sure what you meant by this but don't do something stupid you will regret
no reason to fuck everything up on a friday, it's the weekend soon .

>>199899231
it feels like yesterday was 2021

>>199899275
i can do a pretty decent british accent. i am 100% giving up on trying to compete with these men they've imported here

>>199899282
do you lift

>>199899370
no im a neet who plays video games all day

>>199899156
Have you ever had this conversation with someone in real life?
Have you ever had to defend being attracted to drawings of children to someone physically infront of you?

>>199899506
You're brown.

I am brown

>>199899545
Have you?

IM A WORTHLESS MOTHERFUCKER

>>199899632
>what's a power level

>>199899401
you are literally obese

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A church or something

>>199899416
Pedo image.

Just won a debate

>>199899733
I don’t think so

>>199899632
Have you ever been White?

>>199899752
it says united methodist church

>>199899156
it's so funny how you pedos are convinced your retarded mind tricks will work
>>199899506
this

>>199899752
looks nice the steeple is very ornate

>>199899778
Nope

I am Latin

that mexican just btfo you jason not gonna lie

Fuck me and my stupid motherfucking piece of shit affection deprived worthless nigger self

Im sorry my mom was away for most of my life and my dad kept calling me a mistake and a donkey in my formative years.
I didnt mean to creep you out

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>biology is "mind tricks"
Jeets and sudacas are off their rockers

>>199899888
get over it bitch take some accountability for yourself

I wonder what's happening.

What aesthetic is gothic mixed with quirky whimsy? Something like Series of Unfortunate Events.

>>199899888
Can you write a biography so we can do the exact opposite of your life?>>199899888

>>199899746
no need to be mean

I really want a blowjob right now

he's brown he btfo himself by being born

>Yo
>Bruh
>Bro
>Y'all
>Folks
These are just a few telltale signs for me to know not to take you seriously.

>>199899919
My bad, Im leaving.
Gonna watch more alcohol and drink porn

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>Just won a debate

>>199900023
Okay buddy.

>>199900023
When boomers start a sentence with Bro it turns my bloodstream into volcano lava

>>199900093
Lol, my tablet autocorrected zoomer to boomer.

>>199900027
Destiny has never won a debate ever

>>199900023
Calm down broseph

>tabletposting
Lol what a fag

>>199899979
i just looked up your bmi and you are literally obese, i didn't mean to imply any emotion with that statement

Might move to El Salvador, their president put all the criminals in jail so it’s safe there now.

>>199900164
>in case

>>199900212
obese is an insult please use a nicer word

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This makes me hungry af

>>199900217
i wouldn't. you're still sorrounded by shithole countries. it does look nice THOUGH

>>199900217
You're only supposed to do that kind of thing if you're a monarch, when his terms are done who knows what's going to happen.

most of you will go your whole life without visiting North Dakota

>>199900344
Well there's like a 90% chance he does
Anyways probably Toronto

>>199900358
i already did

i just found out I'm 5'11. i thought I was 6'1 for so long. I'm genuinely broken

>>199900375
Reasons why Toronto would be the ideal Canadian city I'm looking for?

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dinner? cereal.

>>199900444
You don't even live in the US, why are you concerned about us?

>>199900451
grim

>>199900451
haven't had cereal in years. I ate it a lot before I started eating healthier. looking back I was a slob. I'd get home and eat 2 or 3 bowls. ffs

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>>199900479
grin*

>>199900461
he's losing by too much to rig it

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I went to /wsg/ and saw this and it made me laugh

>>199900528
got his ass

https://youtu.be/QEQOvyGbBtY?si=vIv1KblYTtKKoZqL

>>199900584
wtf is with those vantablack eyes christ

are there diff jannies and diff times

I weep for America.

>>199900309
you're dangerously portly

>>199900734
thank you that sounds much nicer

>>199900683
If Biden gets reelected that is

>>199899282
You need to lose a lot of weight, like 70 pounds

new
>>199900859
>>199900859
>>199900859

I am becoming tumescent

>>199900874
janny get him