cummunion edition
>>199908254First for AMERICA. America first.
words hurt
Does anyone else
>>199908098you know for a default state it sure has a lot of everything in the universe moving away from everything at a speed that is increasing by an increasing amount
>>199908274um that's a neonazi dog whistle chud
>work during the week>yah bro Im drunk, haha, putting back some brewskis>drink on a friday>/cum/ is dead or full of PUSSIES who dont want to drink>drink on a thursday>nah bro, Im straight edge/why are you drinking on a thurssday/I only smoke weed
>>199908245It is true. An uncle of mine smoked a bad pipe, went real fucking crazy. Moved to California and started giving people AIDS, Newsom himself is subsidizing the venture. Says he wants to give every Californian the "gift" before 2050.
>>199908285Inflation is a whole other can of worms I think maybe our intelligence has its limits, and we are incapable of understanding the true nature of reality.
>>199908304easily disproven with a simple google search
>>199908299Alcohol tastes like shit to me. Sorry you get so butthurt about it. Alcoholfags are more annoying than weedbros, the only reason they go "DUDE WEED LMAO" is because they see how annoying they are in weedbros but they don't want to admit it
Found my dream daddy on grindr but hes against bare backing
vrooooom
Would you rather have a can of worms or a can of beans
>>199908335>have a can of worms>can go fishing>have a can of beans>black people keep pointing at me and laughing that Im eating beansthis is a no brainer
>>199908304This is true, I read about it on Facebook
>>199908309I could see it as a flatland scenario where 4th dimensional physics are inherently stupidly difficult for 3rd dimensional beings to comprehend and measure. I dunno about you but concepts such as "dark matter" "dark energy" "matter and antimatter creating and destroying itself contantly" i dunno it sounds like some extradimensional fuckery but I can't prove it and nobody else can so it's headcanon for now
>>199908330Uncle Festus? That you?
>>199908325t. buster
i don't want to go to the corporate headquarters tomorrow.
>>199908426do it
>>199908289Epicurus believed in God THOUGH
>>199908299what would you do with other drunk people online? how would being drunk make your interactions here better?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-1575pG-kc
>>199908456The stoic and epicurean version of god differs a lot from the Abrahamic god
>how would being around fellow outgoing alcoholics make your life better than being around a bunch of nancy girls
>>199908436i can't call out. i have to do part of a big presentation. it's just dumb because i have to dress up every time i go there and we're only going to be there for 2 hours.
>>199908289This is funny because there was no formal "Theodicy" problem in ancient Greece That's technically a Hume quote.
>tfw getting harder to fap to real porn sucks that I have a hyper muscle men lite fetish YUMMY
>>199908254What is the best game you've ever played?For me it's Chrono Trigger
>>199908462I remember every rap song from that era thanks to my wegro brother. The melody, the lyrics, it's all vaguely familiar.
im back
kek I literally have a wfh job where I do maybe 3 hours of work a week and my boss is happy with my performance
>>199908289You know he was born around 300 BC, why would he be speaking of God as one when he grew up around nothing but polytheistic religions. Also able but not willing presupposes argument that evil has no purpose in the cosmic scheme. Without evil, there would only be good, which would then no longer be good, it would only be the standard mode of existence. And without a choice to turn to evil you’d no longer be a person with agency, but a machine programmed to act in a certain way, which would take the virtue out of doing good.
>>199908469Only insomuch as he is benevolent, the rest>omniscience>eternal>omnipotentare all there. He doesn't interfere with human affairs but is still a moral ideal/perfect form THOUGH
>>199908502You're the cute one, right?
>>199908500super mario world or Runescape(pre EOC)
>>199908456He was an ancient greek so I assume he believed (or disbelieved) in multiple gods
>>199908531Ancient Greek gods were chuds who were always fucking Greek women
Success comes to the common man, and even to commonplace ability; but to triumph over the calamities and terrors of mortal life is the part of a great man only. Truly, to be always happy and to pass through life without a mental pang is to be ignorant of one half of nature. You are a great man; but how do I know it if Fortune gives you no opportunity of showing your worth? You have entered as a contestant at the Olympic games, but none other besides you; you gain the crown, the victory you do not gain.
doing a dance
doing a dance naked
making antihydrogen
everybody sees youeverybody looks and stares
>>199908499relate with the former but not the latterI have consumed all content within reach and will need to learn to create new content to satisfy myself
dumb Peanutposter
>>199908573Careful
Cant tell if vance is based or confused by politics
Predicated antimatter in high school and told all my friends and was proven right by science dorks who stole all the credit 2 years later
>>199908511what do you do?
>>199908515way too reductive
>>199908597Get your get back man, crash out on those science motherfuckers. I live in Buffalo I can arm you we can meet at the border.
>>199908531Even in Ancient Greece and Rome, many intellectuals believed in some sort of higher God as opposed to the Pantheon which was for brainlets. See Neoplatonism, Monism, Henotheism etc.
what meat do you guys like?for me its chicken livers YUM
>>199908608>I live in Buffalo My condolences
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AkxUirASIQ
>>199908547sauce on quote?
>I live in Buffalo
>>199908591he's kind of based, little too trad for my tastes though
>>199908607How many layers of monism are you on right now bro? Like 1 or 2? You are like baby
80s music makes me deeply uncomfortable. Like something sinister is lurking below the surface.
>>199908590no i'm gonna keep making antihy
don't know the reasoni stayed here all season
i never got to fuck a latina or a persian girl. i went; outside, got a job, socialized, and smoked hella weed. none of those bitches ever showed any interest.
>>199908629On Providence an essay by Seneca
I am a sick man... I am a spiteful man. I am an unpleasant man. I think my liver is diseased. However, I don't know shit about my disease, and I am not sure what is bothering me. I don't treat it and never have, though I respect medicine and doctors. Besides, I am extremely superstitious, let's say sufficiently so to respect medicine. (I am educated enough not to be superstitious, but I am.) No, I refuse to treat it out of spite. You probably will not understand that. Well, but I understand it. Of course I can't explain to you just whom I am annoying in this case by my spite. I am perfectly well aware that I cannot "get even" with the doctors by not consulting them. I know better than anyone that I thereby injure only myself and no one else. But still, if I don't treat it, its is out of spite. My liver is bad, let it get even worse.
Physically cannot eat enough foodWorkout today was tough because I didn’t eat enough
>>199908591He has a Jeeta wife, who was literally set up with him at Yale by a famous WMAF Chinese woman professor. Also Vance isn't really his name. Does this affect your decision?
>>199908663they only want to fuck their brothers
but there's booze in the blenderand soon it will render
>>199908281he loves futa just like me ;)
>>199908668Notes from the Underground
>make fun of frenchies>janny reprimands meLiterally 1984. Hiroshimoot needs to sell this place to Elon Musk so we can get some free speech around here.
>>199908666*tips hat*much obliged
>>199908663>persian girlThe White or Black German car is a prequisite.
>>199908691THAT FROZEN CONCOOOOOCTION THAT HELPS ME HANG ON
it's almost time
>>199908697never reading another dostoyevsky book again
vaping again was a bad idea, my vr boxing cardio is shottomorrow I will buy nicorette
.
ok guys im gonna go to pizza hut and ask the girl for her instagram now, im so freaking nervous
>>199908728i dont believe you i think youre just making it up for internet attention
>>199908717>going to bed at 7PM
please don’t remind me that 4chan will eventually be sold again and someday be shut down
>>199908698>Hiroshimoot needs to sell this place to Elon MuskWould be a good idea d e s u
>>199908708damn all i got is a 1998 toyota tacoma
>>199908698On nu-/int/ you can't make fun of:>troons>jeets>frenchies>Ukrainians and Russians>Israelis>janniesNineteen Eighty Four in here!
>>199908728good luck
>>199908748can't come soon enough tbqhit will breathe new life into altchans but it will weed out the redditors and electionfags (old and soon to be new) because they don't know them
All of my car accidents have been my fault
>>199908766same
>>199908744thank you my dear friend, even if this goes bad i will just have to quit eating pizza which is probably good
>>199908728Just do it, the worst that can happen is that she says no.She's at work though, so unless you are relatively alone with her, you will have lower chances.Easiest way to pick up women is to pretend that you wanna contact females for modeling work, assuming that she's super pretty.Otherwise you can just sweet talk to her and offer your contact info if you see a positive response instead.
>>199908750>Elon Musk>free speechkek
>>199908642What's it like being a gay?
I can explain
>>199908543the femboy rape myth well known enough that plato seethed about it
7th cry today this is getting untenable, any fresh coping mechanisms you guys can recommend
>>199908810have you tried not being a lil bitch?
>>199908748its not a big deal for me, ill just go back to crystal cafe
>>199908748i'd say 'good' but i'm no longer delusional enough to think that something external is the problem
>>199908820yeah it didn’t work
>>199908254cum sex jaja
>>199908698Kek knowing Elon Cuck, he would probably cry like a little bitch if anyone dared to mock him.
>>199908809Me on the left, all of (you) on the right
>>199908810i dunno man, i tend to make myself numb so whenever the emotions actually present themselves for me it tends to be a more healthy direction than normal
A frog hopped up and is staring at me
>>199908810are you taking estrogen
>>199908866
>>199908674BWC belongs in brown pussy so noHe likes NRx shit thats the only reason i dont like him
>>199908810I only cry durring emotional moments in movies. Cause I'm a fucking top dawg.
>>199908859that’s dissociating and that is a hallmark coping mechanism of mine unfortunately it’s not working currently im gonna stop complaining and let everyone get on with their discussions
Mom wants me to work for her now that i just finished my bachelor thesis (23 M). I basically become her contractor / consultant. She works in the gov for 20 years now, and she constantly lobbies every business owner related to transportation like bus companies to make a deal with her to make a website or app platforms. These contracts we're talking involves 10 to 20 times the amount of salary for entry level freshgrads here.I cant code for shit in professional sense but i know a guy who can do it. This guy helped me a lot on tough subjects throughout uni (i paid him ofc) so i can make time doing other assignments and taking care of the house and my younger siblings.How do i tell her that i only probably would want to take 1-2 thing at a time so i can still make time to write novels and doing gamedev? If the pay is good and better than finding work in this thirdworld hellscape, Hopefully she allows me to just keep working with her for the next 1-3 years instead of looking for formal employment. At the very least i can still write the project down on my CV, and I'll have some experience being a project manager or something.Personally, i only have to generate $10k-$50k from my hobby projects so i can call it a good living to show my mom. I'm still young, and while i know the importance of surviving, adapting to live, i don't want to live exactly like the way she does. I just want to pick a different struggle for Allah sake. Imagine being 48 and divorced with 3 kids, still working hard to the bone. Not that I'm ungrateful, of course. I want to turn 30 and live off my digital products instead of doing other people's work left and right.
>>199908877He stared at me for like 10 minutes and now he's just standing there on the steps enjoying the night air
I aint reading all that, chief
>>199908903Punch her in the muff if she tells you what to do again
>>199908876im not trans if that’s what you’re asking no
i hate my nigger self
Just shaved my beard
now its time to leave the capsule if you dare
i like nigger dick... this post will get removed so no one will ever know
I screenshotted that post
>>199908955https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uuorcrtmNYASHES TO ASHES, FUNK TO FUNKY, WE ALL KNOW MAJOR'S TOM'S A JUNKIESTRUNG OUT IN HEAVEN'S HIGH,hitting an allll time low
>>199908909thats a cute frog
>>199908961zesty ahh niqqa
how do you remove replies on mobile
>>199908877it's a frog eat frog world.
>>199908988based!
current mood: sleepy and horny
When I talk to a devoutly religious person I feel like I'm talking to a schizophrenic
someone tell me to kms
I love how boomers post the most unhinged shit in yt comments
>>199909067that's because god speaks through schizophrenics
When i talk to an atheist i feel like im talking to a soy guzzling faggot
>>199908926Well, what’s up? Crying this often is obviously being caused by something.
chief so' was bool on the front like a prostitute
>>199909077kiss yourself
>>199909089he has borderline
>>199909067ya well basically their amygdala is doping them up with strong "love" emotions but for the "wrong" things like abstract concepts which it usually doesn't
I'M STUCK WITH A VALUABLE FRIEND
for me, it's sludge queen.
>>199908254i wish i were californian
>>199908881You should probably be more concerned for his staunch support of Israel
Getting to bed early tonight so I'll be over this virus
>>199909120Brutal.
i'll run with you
>>199909067I'll rather talk to a schizo then a religious retard that talks the talk, but doesn't walk the walk.
>gen 3 pokemon
>>199909208R/S/E are easily the best games in the series.
>>199909230the best is the 4thpokemon platinum is so good i miss playing it on my ds
>>199909230>>199909241zoomers >>>/out/
>>199909246red was literally my first video game ever you dumb fuck.
>>1999091949k, 10am, my house, tomorrow
>>199909246no 2004 gang is here to stay go to bed grandpa ;)
>>199909254didnt ask, zoomie
>>199908810like the good type of cry that lets you feel cathartic and relieved afterwards
momberg is planning to retire.
>>1999092462004 gang here
I’m old. I don’t feel it, but all the signs are there.
2003 for me
Diamond and Pearl were the best pokemans
SO TAKE A GOOOOOD LOOK AT MY FACE
if you werent born before the peak of pokemania, your opinion on pokemon is irrelevant
>>199909270time to get a job anon :)
>>199909290tru i never played pearl but i liked diamond and platinum a lot ^^
i got bitches
Imagine spending your late teens and early 20s here lmao
>>199909290yah if you like dogshit dexes, free legendaries, EPIC slowdown and a terrible safari zone
>>199909268no it’s the shallow meaningless unsatisfying kind of cry. it doesn’t help that i have hormonal things going on too. it’s just been a really shit day or two, i want to talk about it but i don’t want to fill the thread with my bs i know you guys hate sad sack posters but i have to vent somewhere and none of my friends care, they act like they do but it’s all surface level fake niceness
>>199909261>>199909277>>199909281i laugh at you loser zoomie fagst. 2001 gang
>>199909306Why would I have to imagine?
imagine pushing 30 and still being here
>>199909306As opposed to?
>>199909301im more worried she'll turn senile
>>199909328Best years>>199909329Your 30s
i went there and boom she wasnt even there LMAO
>>199909318what's going on big guy. nobody gives a fuck about qc in this general you can post whatever you want here
>>199909270unironically over for you
>>199909306yeah i suffer having no bf but what can i do ;-;
>>199909350we're gonna split her social security check. hopefully she'll atleast work part time at home depot or something
if you're born after 2000 you actually don't exist, sorry, imagine a dude coming up to you and being like "yeah i was born in 2008" that nigga is not real.
SEE THE MICE IN THEIR MILLION HORDES
imagine
^ don't care
>>199909359I dont care what an obese golem for israel has to say
>>199908597>Predicated antimatter in high school>modern version of the concept around for almost 100 yearsdis nigga old af
>>199909306i was overparented and now i'm retarded pls andastandu
>>199909348it’s fine im just going to have a chai and try to relax there’s no need for me to dump paragraphs here. it’s just the usual stuff my brain likes to cook up to make me feel worthless and disgusting. it’s nothing new to me and ill get through itthanks for the chat
>>199909305https://youtu.be/BLF8rUzSI7k?si=pB2tFFxofihUtdJF
The main timeline ended in a nuclear war between USA and USSR. all this bullshit clearly aint real
I did a great job on Wordle today.
>>199909306Gen Z spent/spends much of that time online in some other toxic space regardless, or at best going down ADHD rabbit holes
wtf should i do for food tonight?
>>199909372cope
>>199909320i bet you paid for an SA membership you fag
>>199909398We're stuck in a shitty fake pocket universe
>>199909401more like NERDle
almost bedtime for the 25+ fossils
>>199909423youre the only one coping, goy
>>199909411im having dry ramen and coke zero
>>199909439>t. 24.9 years old
broke ass nigga eating ramen
freakazoid ass nigga not interested in your food suggestion
>>199909390i think you should write down what's on your mind somewhere even if it's for your eyes only
>>199909463not broke just easy depression meal
odds smoke a ciggieevens dont smoke a ciggie
>>199909477reroll nigga not tonight
take me back
These are the stormy summer nights i remember from my youth
>>199909477dubs equals smoke two
i like to get super duper high and rewatch the pilot episode of the twilight zone episode on repeat
KNEEL, MAGGOTS
>>199909477dubs equals you quit for good this time
july 2000 oldhead here... nephew when i was your age...
>i like to get super duper high
>>199909535nah that was if he got double evens
>>199909555checked but what does triple odds mean
>>199909471thank you for listening
it it autistic to mentnally note the various personas and quirks of various /cum/ personalities? maybe. But I feel it does good to keep these attention whores in check
>>199909576smoke meth
watching magic tricks on YouTube
>>199909586>mentnallyweak
check deez
Reply to this post if you are 24 years old.
>>199909586point out all of them in this thread
>>199909603SHUT UP, NBER
>>199909523they used to play it on the scifi channel at like 3 in the morning when i was a kid
>>199909577no worries friend i know what it's like to have something weighing on you and /cum/ of all places is the only outlet to open the valve a little. glad you're alright now
no i wont do meth again
>>199909632no i wont do cocaine again
>>199909632but you will do heroin!
my goal is to be on the left in 5 years
i went to the hospital a few months ago and they gave me dillies. never gonna do heroin desu.
>>199909632trips and you will
>>199909613>arbysdrug addict>manchesterred sox/pats fan/ republican. possibly pushing 40>jasongay, extremely retarded, whore for (you)'s, too stupid to get his license>montanafor his sake I will not point out everything>spinstersupposedly a girl, too naive and trusting to be a 4channer but here anyway>mecosmic failure, makes very obvious posts, the enemy of many ancient /cum/mers because I dont fellate [....]'s ego
wish the work week was 7 days so wagies can go to bed early every night
odds smoke methevens smoke meth
I'm too much of a social retard to even acquire hard drugs in the first place.
Yemeni strike hit Tel Aviv and killed at least 1 lmao BASED
>>menigga we dont know you LMAO
>>199909611im almost 28
>>199909692my dad offered me meth lmaohe said its better i do it with him than a stranger
>>199909703
>>199909692same, I know the people I know would just try to rip me off
>>199909680you're forgetting ale, goshcel, mousey, urkel, the other american that drives, mexican who posts his wife
>>199909680i should be in there somewhereive stopped avatarfagging and i dropped several gimmicks but i should be notorious because this is the only place i get the dopamine hits from attention
>>199909719>nz flag shows up to talk about methis it really a big problem there? i've seen way too many of youse talking about it
>people still believe there's a female posterIt's literally just jason
>>199909732we don't know you lil bro
>>199909734What? I've never seen anything like that and I've been on here for 5 years?
i'm not gonna lie: it hurts that i've been posting here for several years and no one recognizes me.
>>199909727>alebarely posts or I have HIM filtered>goshpedothe less said about that retard the better>mouseyfiltered, attentionwhore>urkelreturned, gone again>terryhard to ickout unless he specifically mentoions getting in a car accident>mexican who posts his wifeI think he's the guy who posts "argue about [x]"
Oh yeah, I remember you! Great guy. Keep it up buddy.
>>199909680>>199909727i forgot few moreserbian, bulgarian, estonian, brazilian, frenchie
>>199909732gotta be more specific
If she were me she wouldn't call me "reprehensible trash" like a BPD bitch.....
>>199909771those dont count, theyre literally foreign flags and stick out like a sore thumb
I've had over 50 g of fiber today, buds.
>>199909758who are you?
>>199909680>>199909727>>199909771disrespecting the GOAT fk
>>199909763>argue about [x]"that's another guy. i forgot one more mex: the one who has a kid.>>199909786we had gaythew, greenland anon
>>199909745>>199909777guess i should be glad you dont since i hold cockroaches in higher regard than 4chan microcelebrities. i actually dont want to give myself away in case you guys notice a pattern and call me out later
what about god king matthew zazueta
>>199909796the guy with no gimmicks
>>199909797kill yourself>>199909800>butthewhopefully rangebanned>greenland anonrarely if ever posts
If all 3 lightbulbs in a ceiling fixture go out at the same time, does that mean they all died at the same time (seems extremely unlikely), or there's something wrong with the fixture itself?
>>199909734Depends where you are, and the ... demographic ... you hang out with
>324-3242596_pepe-meme-rarepepe-sherlock-sherlockholmes-detective-pepe-hd.png
i made up my mind. im gonna shower tonight instead of waiting till tomorrow. im gonna do it
Seriously, she is DEAD to me. I'm at fault for thinking I could make a friend like a normiefag.I stand alone against the world.
I had two large glasses of milk today. One had Hershey's syrup and the other Strawberry Nesquik
>>199909789remember this post when next ye shite
>>199909848i'll have a glass of milk to that brother
>>199909838i need to do this too but i've been so depressed its hard for me to get out of bedi've been ordering take out again as well which is also making me feel like shit
>>199909836Maoris? Better than sniffing gas I guess
>>199909838good luck>>199909836>demographicyou mean the FAACKEN MAARIS?
hgoly SHIT nobody told me protein shakes work with milk and not just water
>>199909881ew nigga wtf u nasty and stanky
Gonna blend trailmix and milk together to up my calories tmrw
playing duck game
>>199909881I use goat milk
I want a white gf, an asian gf, a big booty latina gf, a black alt girl gf, a freaky gf, a quiet bookish nerd gf, an indian gf, a commie gf, and a fascist gf. Alas, I am single…
>>199909881>waterwhy would you do this to yourself
>>199909890why? it's chocolate, it makes chocolate milk>>199909893kinda goated
>>199909903its not chocolate milk without milk
make 20 more posts
>>199909881I like water because it’s easier to gulp it down quickly 2bh
What's your favorite song of his?
>>199909949the one about fucking yo mama
>>199909949Take Over the World
>>199909949BITCH GOT- no jokes aside probably orphan tears
think i will have a second bowel of cereal now.
>>199909949idk who that is
>>199909949The song where he names the Jew
>bowel of cereal
I hate everyone that I knowThen I wonder where did my friends go
having no friends is his life's themehe likes to rhyme in an ABAB scheme
why is it that if you have a small dick as a straight nigga they be like ummmm wtf kys but as a gay nigga theyre like ummmm omg love yourself...
He has Canadian citizenship
i was offered canadian citizenship
>>199910122>>199910122>>199910122
>>199910115Didn't he get that tattoo because he thought Moana was gonna be live-action?
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