Midsomer Murders edition
>>199925258My mom loves this shit along with a touch of frost
Think I might get some beers and wine in and spend the evening in the garden. Make the most of the glorious weather eh lads.
Uh oh Daddy, I've left a little present in my diaper again. Clean up on aisle me!! :]
so hot i might just shove a big fat unsliced black pudding up my arse and say ooooh ooooh i love getting fucked by black pud pudeh eh eh se me na seh dis, i wanna big black cock in me batty yes yesFUCK it's so HOTby which i mean, blsack cocks are so hot hahahahasexy i meanand also the wweatherFUCK
seeing the paki gf later
It's the song from 90s classic movie The MaskThey all watch that Boys show and they hate it so much
>>199925297Sounds like shes a great lady even if she raised a wrong'un
Bargain to be fair
I've just seen the telegraph try to condemn Scotland because 70 years ago the Germans broadcast independence support over the radio
television should cater to the elderly, families and children.
Look I know pakis spent all last night burning cars and rioting in their areaBut people are actually pointing it out it's pakis, and that's the real problem
remember having a homepage on your browser
Ideal humidity level Chads we're winning
leftypol excusing bad behaviour while demonising the people who call it outa genuinely evil person
>>199927927Needless plastic
>>199925258>The Vance couple went on to have three children: two boys, Ewan and Vivek, and the youngest one, daughter MirabelHonestly I'd be seething if I was Vivek.
>>199927937double clicking thingsyou don't see that much anymore
>>199927943this varies by genetics. when will they acknowledge that.
>>199927937I'm on my homepage right now
>>199927960How would you like your salmon heads to be packaged
>>199927937Yeah google.co.ck
If religion didn't exist we would've colonised the stars by now
>>199927927if you put these in a bucket of water they'll grow into a full salmon
>199927961posted it again award
>>199927927You can make a nice fish stock with that.
>>199927943We're right bang in the middle of the comfort range today
Just saw a coward cry to us about the Telegraph rather than telling them directly because he's petrified of them slagging him off in return Fat Scotch cunt
my cat is such a princess, refuses to drink from anything besides a freshly filled glass and prances around all day and loves to plant herself right int he middle of a pillow placed on the floor
>>199928011You can make a nice fish stock with that.
>>199927961>vivecMet him in the early 2000s
>>199927927thought you wrote "Belgian" until i reread your post after someone quoted it aha
>>199927994we'd be dead without our copes
>>199927994Nobody wants to live in a pod on the Moon you weirdo.
>>199928025you have parasites in your brain
>>199928011don't mind me*rapes right in*
You never see a good fedora post anymore. Dead general.
cats and cat owners are disgusting
toxicphimosis
>>199927961He'll call himself Viv or Vinny to try to fit in
>>199928034i always misread busy as bussy haha
play them at their own game lads, europeans are already a global minority. take offence when someone calls you white, correct them by saying that you're british and that your native culture is being threatened. call them racist biggots if they try to talk back.
>>199927927Sad that only Morrisons and Waitrose do fresh fish now. We live on an island ffs.
>>199927988In my own sack
British cocks are destined for grotty phimosis or phimosis-like conditions
>>199928116And then they just laugh at you because the law is absolutely not on your side
>>199928117go to a fish market then
>>199928011She's on roids
>>199928116who do you imagine i have conversations about race with?
>>199928116>ake offence when someone calls you white, correct them by saying that you're british and that your native culture is being threatenedTruthnukeWhite is an oppressive term
the true crime craze is seriously demented
>>199928123smol breast
>>199928141There should be a fishmongers in every town.
>>199928123Bet shes married to some extremely rich russian ogre
my turn to cook the 8 person dinner tonightmight buy uber eats and do the classic comedy "pretend i made it all" routine
>>199928179Yeah it's called your mum's
Brits don't have phimosis they have regular to large sized cocks Orientals and Indians get phimosis the most, their cocks are smaller and the mothers don't look after the penises properly
gf has no boobs but still likes me grabbing the general area/nips. mad, that.
Being an Englishman in 2024 is worse than being a negro in the United States circa the 1950s
>>199928200nuked that ucnt
>>199928200My mum's a vegetarian.
on this day in british history>1333 – Wars of Scottish Independence: Battle of Halidon Hill: The English win a decisive victory over the Scots.>1545 – The Tudor warship Mary Rose sinks off Portsmouth; in 1982 the wreck is salvaged in one of the most complex and expensive projects in the history of maritime archaeology.>1553 – The attempt to install Lady Jane Grey as Queen of England collapses after only nine days.>1588 – Anglo-Spanish War: Battle of Gravelines: The Spanish Armada is sighted in the English Channel.>1821 – Coronation of George IV of the United Kingdom.>1832 – The British Medical Association is founded as the Provincial Medical and Surgical Association by Sir Charles Hastings at a meeting in the Board Room of the Worcester Infirmary.>1843 – Brunel's steamship the SS Great Britain is launched, becoming the first ocean-going craft with an iron hull and screw propeller, becoming the largest vessel afloat in the world.>1972 – Dhofar Rebellion: British SAS units help the Omani government against Popular Front for the Liberation of Oman rebels in the Battle of Mirbat.
IT neeks be like 'looks like I'll need to ssh into the server to update the group permissions' nigga pls how bout u ssh into some pussy
>>199928132Mate of mine got this tattoed across his back
>>199928192AURORA BOREALIS
>>199928201And yanks don't have any phimosis at all, just clean, smooth cocks
full pot of haagen dazs pralines & cream down the hatch, just what the doctor ordered in this heat
>>199928192make some quiches and salad
bought a jacket but don't know if I like it might return it
>>199928188Undoubtedly
wanna get out in the garden tanning but mum and her cunting mates her out there arghh cunt
>>199927927if evolution is real wouldn't salmon evolve to be less tasty?
>>199928248Hang yourself you boring blogposting cunt
>>199928248Is that a regular thing? Whats your waist circumference?
phwoaring and corring all over the place
>>199928201i am white and have phimosis on a 4 inchershould have got it fixed but i'm never showing this thing to another woman anyway so what's the point
>>199928248reckon if you asked any medical doctor they'd advise against guzzling a whole pot of ice cream to yourself, you fat cunt
It's linen weather today.
touched my willynot proud of myself
>>199928294you dont know how far the NHS has fallen
>>199928258>make some quichesno idea how to do that. i could buy quiche lorraines ready made but they would all laugh at me and call me names to do with being unable to cook
>>199928293Yes you should get it fixedThey'll be a thick layer of smegma trapped under there
can't see any difference between headphone and speaker out
>>199928279Pay them
>>199928248I'm something of a Solero enjoyer
>>199928337Any idiot can make a lasagna
>>199928248mate that’s more than 1000 calories
>>199928294Don't trust doctors and nurses these days. Bunch of shysters who love to shill all sorts of nasty 'medicaments'.
>>199928349i can clean it when it's flaccid no problemo, just erect it can't move back
>>199928290once a week or so lad, am at a healthy weight x
>>199928356them birds look like a good roast chicken
>>199928352think that’s cuz they both play audio not video but I could be wrong
>>199928362Got a bit of poo on your left shift key mate
>>199928369not this idiot. i can only do fry ups and roast dinners. anything involving recipes and mixing and all that gets me too flustered for me to have ever even began with them even once in my life
>>199928362ahah look at this grandad with his /brit/ on 300% zoom
>>199928377yes, and?
ANGEROUS PATH AHEADS ! turn back not ready OPTION ! fears none GO FORWARD !! CHARGE THROUGH BRUTE BEAST jump ROLL ! weee hop skippy FUN !
>>199928442>ahah look at this grandad with his /brit/ on 300% zoomktim
>>199928362soleros are nokia leng-gage
11 slices of chorizo down the gullet
mad how the local brown people can still wear puffer jackets and track suits in this weather
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1721390205217964.webmWent on omegle earlier lads
what was the pump limit?
>>199928442been on the 133% zoom for yearstook it off just now and the text is tiny, no idea how anyone can read that
Deploying Crowdstrike directly onto my bollocks
>>199928482it's sausage, don't kid yourself
>>199928484Probably chilly compared to where they're from
Got an achy right arm
>>199928435can you at least make tomato pasta
>>199928489thought this site got shut down
Genuinely can't breathe well
>Girl, 9, shot in hit-and-run may 'never be able to speak or move again'
>>199928489wish I could enjoy sph content but I was cursed with a slightly above average will :/
Not had a lamb shank in 2 days feel so much better Must have been draining my vital life force
https://youtu.be/ntuqTuc6HxM?feature=shared
>>199928582
>>199928435A roast dinner is much more complicated than lasagna
whats everyone vaping atm
Can you actually just deport criminals out of a country
>>199928602BBC
stuck in the chinese cock milking machine banging on the glass and shouting for someone, anyone, to hear my desperate pleas
>>199928602on the pouchesthe vapes are evil
the telecaster really is the perfect guitaryou don't need more
>>199928604maaaate...
>>199928604Only if theyre first worlders
>>199928600Not really, especially if you're making it all from scratch.Most people struggle to make a bechamel sauce even though it's technically very simple.
>>199928608havent tried that yet to be fair
a don doesn't vape
>>199928582I thought a hit and run was where you get run over. So what did they run her over and then shoot her as well?
>>199928604didn't hitler try this
putting cat biscuits up my arse
Remember when Rorke got put in a spliff lmao
>>199928639i bought a fake tele-ish thing at a vape shop in town not even lying
Iceland livecamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLb8aYJkl3k
>>199928688Too fat
>>199928688does nothing for me
>Foreign national offenders can be removed from the country before the end of their prison sentence by way of a prisoner transfer agreement, or through the Early Removal Scheme or Tariff-Expired Removal Scheme. They can receive money to help them to resettle in their home country through the Facilitated Return Scheme.This sounds like a long way of saying no. Besides I'd mostly want to deport UK born ones too
>>199928648If theyre struggling with bechamel sauce they'd never manage yorkshire puddings
>>199928700you're chatting shite but i believe it
not attracted to women unless theyre a little quirked up
>>199928707grim, would rather look out the window
>>199928582>shot in hit-and-runwtf
>>199928648>Most people struggle to make a bechamel sauceno way I'm believing that
>>199928720
>>199928725Maybe. Yorkies are much simpler though. Just mix the batter and put it in the tray and bake.
>>199928688Carmen electra not aged a day
>>199928688reckon you'd see multiple girls fitter than this every minute on the streets of central london
>>199928753for me it's the one who will love me for who i am
British cuisine is very good, but most British people are very poor home cooks.
Women can't walk down the street in England without getting cat called. at least 20 men per walk
>>199928337buy ready rolled pastry, get it out of the fridge before unrolling it. preheat the oven. get a big bowl and crack in 3 eggs. 1 bin tin of tuna (drained). 1 tin of sweetcorn (drained), and a bit of grated cheese. Mix it all together. unroll the pastry. put in the filling. grate more cheese over the top. put tinfoil over your pan and place the quiche in the oven. boil the kettle. get some lettuce leaves, I recommend butterhead lettuce. you will need 2 lettuces. get a bag of rocket. wash it all thoroughly. wash and cut tomatoes, radish, cucumber and green peppers. put a bag of new potatoes in a pot and pour on the boiled water. take the quiche out of the oven and leave it to rest. cut it into 1/8. plate up a slice of quiche, a few potatoes, and a handful of salad. serve with mayonnaise.
so that IT outage thing was a nothingburger in the end then
>>199928802why are malaysians so horny especially for a muslim country
>get to toil this morning working on my own>everything completely unaffected by MicroshitGod bless internal apps for keeping us off all that
>>199928825>>buy ready rolled pastry
>>199928688Need her to shit down my throat
>>199928802Ever been to georgetown?
>>199928792Wrong
>>199928741i promise
>>199928837Well it shut down lots of things but then got fixed
>>199925258Comfy show Think the episode in the retirement home I think it’s called Blue Herring or something was the best one
Ready made pastry is fine for home cooking.
womens feet toes bumholes in my mouth
>>199928849its easier for an amateur on a deadline
>>199928707
>>199928869well it's not the SAME shop is it
>>199928823Is it low T not to catcall? Never done it never seen the appeal in it. Not like theyre going to come over and be like "wow did you just whistle at me? Want my number? "
>>199928879For me it's the feminine nipple
>>199928869the virgin water bottle
can heathermong post the iceland cams
i need a woman that gets bulging forehead veins when she sucks penis
>>199928849>>199928884nothing wrong with that pie pastry takes ages to make
>>199928919They do it to intimidate the woman, not because they think it will get them anywhere with her.
>>199928839no clue tb h>>199928862i never leave my state, so no
Listen up I require an English gf I want to have roast dinners with and go for walks along rocky beaches with grey skies while we wear sweaters and drink tea out of a thermosAny takers
>>199928948doesnt sound very appealing
>>199928984better off asking /eire/
>>199928912dont let the two doors fool you. ive been inside and vapes are on the right and guitars everywhere else XXOK
just pissed on my gfs head
>>199928639tele has 2 sets of pick-upsstrat has 3 (objectively superior)gibson sg is best guitarthen stratthen tele
>>199928963Whats the point in that then?
Slag at work spent all day flirting with me ladsShall be trying to shag her on the toil party night next week
>>199929010nice. bet she was well into it
>>199928984No woman does that
very sensitive to drugs and smoked a lot of nigga weed when i was 13 and it permanently fucked up my short term memory
>>199929010she can't complainshe knew you were wacky when she met you
Closing in on three years without sex for me, need to sort it out desu
>>199929056You already said this mate...
>>199929056yeah mate, you told us this 5 minutes ago
>>199929091>>199929086Hehe I tricked you
>>199929069its alright just dont be a virgin
>>199929056No that's from the constant 4chan smoking, we all did it
>>199929053That’s not true one bit English roses do that they’re nice, quiet, and sweet women who just want a warm home and you won’t keep me away from themI would like her to be from East Anglia or Yorkshire please
this heatmight just go collapse onto my bed
>forehead veinsI love em
>>199929023Some men enjoy intimidating women because they're cunts.
https://www.youtube.com/live/xiou9HBCsJs
>>199929151weird thing to love
>>199929003I’m a Protestant I don’t want an Irish She has to be CoE as well and have a nice singing voice and likes the hymns I like
>>199929142PMSL
>>199929069last September for me and no sex is getting to me. feeling anxious and depressed a lot. ive been getting back in shape with dietberg and exercisestein recently and im going to get an escort some time in the next 2 weeks to boost my confidence ready for my August holidays.
>>199929166Unclear sentenceIt doesn't explain if women or men are "cunts"
>>199929166Ktim
>>199929151i have one and it actually makes me feel a bit sick sometimes knowing that i walk around looking like that
the obsessive mong found a new obsession did he
Seriously considering joining the British military. I feel like I’m obligated to considering the threat of Russia, China and Iran.
>>199929069just do what that zoomer on twitter does he looks up local sex offenders and shags them
>>199929151>julia robertsbest thing she ever made is pic related
>>199928116>correct them by saying that you're british and that your native culture>"What native culture?"
>>199929232thats her niece
>>199929208Are you an English rose with honey blonde hairI will take care of you
>>199929222thats a pretty epic post number so you kinda have to now
>>199929222if you care about the future of this world you are obliged to support china
Don’t believe everything you read. Chris Benoit and family took the vaxx.
>>199929256is iti thought it was her daughter
>>199929166doesnt really stop women from being cunts though, does it?
Same.But the only reason I'm thinking about joining the M is because there are no jobs
>>199929222>volunteering to be a zogbot The STATE of you
>>199929285Isn’t that the guy who killed his daughter in the ‘90s
>>199929261nope im a fat bloke with brown hair and a beard, you mong
>>199929299There's loads of jobs, you just don't want to do them.
>>199925258Dad loves this show. His central observation from the program: all English people hate each other, all the time. Even more than usual in other countries, the English completely hate each other, in a universal, all-against-all sort of way.
>>199929299there are loads dont be a mong
>>199929293yehemma roberts is eric roberts daughter, julia roberts niece
>>199928537no mate. not without loyd grossman or summinkand certainly not without dried 'sta>>199928600no it aint, roast you jsut whack it all in the oven when it needs doing, microwave steam the veg and all that. piss easy, hence why i can manage itno idea what bechamel sauce or whatever is that all the anons who replied to you are on about
White Irishmen like brown girls
>>199929332can't say he's wrong
thinking of making my own pasta sauce
>>199929332Does being a brainlet run in your family?
>>199929321>>199929337>loads of jobsAccording to the Government 80% of available jobs are retail or hospitality
>no idea what bechamel sauce or whatever is
It arrived.
>>199929307What’re your sisters and/or cousins likecan they bake
too hot to drink eat or sleep
Auschwitz-Birkenau Sauce
>>199929222rather you than me. no russian ever called me a gora
>microwave steam the vegThis is why everyone laughs at us
>>199929384Yeah, and you don't want to do them.Not the same thing as there being no jobs is it.
Might die for Israel
>>199929348i looked it up and you're rightthanks for setting me straight
>>199929442Yes I dream of making above minimum wage I'm sorry
>>199929404Looking into your family history?
>>199929037why didnt you ask if she wanted to go for a drink after work?
>>199928825i can't even read past the first sentence let alone do all of that
>>199925297Same. My mom also loves uh I think it's called Marple or something and Father Brown.
>thanks for setting me straightno problem gaybo ;)
>>199929477Out of order pal
>>199929466Fucking mong thinks he can just walk into a management position with no experience or work ethic.
takeaway béchamel sauce
>>199929413sister is dead. cousins are all males.
>>199929305What exactly is the problem with joining the Royal Navy?
>>199929349to be fair who the FUCK makes their own parsta
>>199929352
suffering not in silenceAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHGGG
>>199929494>Father BrownPapist nonsense. Miss marple wouldnt even talk to catholics
two negroni and a noosetwo negroni and a noose
just realised how odd it is that my sister has a husband and he regularly has sex with her
>>199929528You’re not being very helpful and I hope you know that
>>199929519>with no experienceI've spent years working in retail
>>199929461no probs pal. im something of a /tv/ kinosaur and Eric and Emma are beloved
recall that video of 2 tradies sat in the van cat calling some middle aged woman then the lad says fancy a suck of my knob and she says go on then and sucks his knoball very bizarre
>>199929542I do, it's much nicerer
playing hogwarts legacylots of non-whites in this game for victoian era britain
it's over
HOWLING at the thought of some little virgin freakshow from here joining the army and getting killed in the least heroic way possible (like getting ran over by an APC after the handbrake was left off)His parents, not knowing anything about him because he was a reclusive freak, bury him in a coffin with monster energy stickers all over it because he "loved those energy drinks"
>>199929466get yourself trained in something. i got sick of cooking for just above minimum wage so i did an apprenticeship which was worse money for 2 years. now im back on minimum wage
>>199929574too right mategood on you
Bechamel Sauce:Heat saucepan on medium.Melt 50g butter in pan.Slowly add plain flour while stirring until you have a thick paste.Add milk until you have a sauce the consistency of double cream.Season with salt, pepper, and optional nutmeg.Easy.Add cheese and you have a Mornay sauce.
>>199929572well its true. find a nice American girl
>>199929436what? how is there a better way? just needs to be steam dunnit doesn't matter how the steam is made
>>199929585>tradiesI thought this said trannies
>>199929585Why didn’t he let her finish? Only had sex with a stranger once and it was a fat older Indian woman.
might work on an oil tanker or a cargo ship
>>199929597That will become more and more normalised
hogwarts? got some of those, I do! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQeezCdF4mk
overwhelming gay thoughts this eve
rorke's youtube historyit's bloody rorke's youtube history
>>199929612>tattooed
>>199929607You’ve got a nastiness to you
>>199929617>Not popping an onion in thereCouldn't be me
>>199929607God forbid someone steps up to the plate and defends their countries interests.
>>199929632>Cargo shipReckon they're already carrying enough useless loads
>>199929612*beeeeep* if.... only..... i had ..... ignored diego's schizophrenic.... rambling.... *beeeeeeep* .... and.... gotten the .... vax *beeeeeeeeeeep*
>>199929632you have to go through the whole merchant navy cadet thing
>>199929629Are you Irish diaspora?
>>199929607he'll have full military honours unlike you spaincunt who will go straight into cremation with no funeral
>>199929680I'm trying to keep it simple mate.I'd warm up the milk beforehand with a shallot and a bayleaf.
my cats asleep next to me
>>199929597Magic innit mate
boredalready had 2 coffees. Out of ideas now
>>199929713>straight into cremation with no funeralktim
>>199929597theyre actually called blackies you racist
>>199929752thinking of going to bed, me.
EXPECTO BLACKTRONUM
poop nigga fart
>>199929715What do bay leaves add
>>199929607
NIGGARDIUM LEVIOSA
>>199929808
watching david lynch videos
Already gone back to bed myself
*floats away uncontrollably*
>>199929491Yes you can. Trust me, its my mums recipe but ive served it while hosting dinner parties and successfully tricked people into thinking I can cook. Tuna/sweetcorn is a popular combination and quiche potatoes and salad are perfect on a hot day like today. I was going to suggest doing gammon, potatoes salad, coleslaw, and salad but thats slightly more difficult and time consuming to cook it all from scratch. If you can't do it all I can suggest is barbecue if you have one or cook a shitload of nachos and expect to be mocked for not being good at cooking.
dunno what to do on runescape just got 70 def
dunno what happened to english mothers born between 1960-1990 but none of them can cook
Spainnonces ashes "accidentally" being thrown in the bin by his parents
>>199929829>cook a shitload of nachosyou jsut buy doritos surely?
>>1999298812nd wave feminism happened
>>199929881FeminismWomen don't cook because it's oppressive so everybody gets fat and millions suffer
>>199929903no, lad. no. nachos require far more than just doritos.
>>199929862>>199929862>>199929862
>>199929216you ought to relax or it'll get bigger
>>199929819
>>199929962
