Alyla Browne, Australian actress and star of recent films "Sting", "Furiosa" and "Sonic 3" edition
>>199929808looks like something from a BLACKED photoshoot
henlo
>>199929808australiANO
>>199929850'lri
>>199929835i wouldn't know because i'm not a porn-addled freak
Bought a Bible the other day and have started reading it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PBjyyOb5PI
>>199929870stupid nigger cunt
>>199929870Blessed.
Emma Roberts farting in my face.
woahhttps://www.matalan.co.uk/kids/girls/underwear.list
>>199929850hi
>>199929835That's what I thought too...
>>199929919>>199929850omg hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was real. All of it.
>>199929870um, spoiler alert, jesus dies!
Can't remember what it's like to feel ok
>>199929941If we have to do this again I'm kms lol
>>199929888is that a massive tumour? can't they at least cut some of it away?
>>199929955Me neither, I just feel great all the time.>>199929972Look just like this.
>>199929870Reading non-fiction books is extremely based and even just after a couple, you'll realise how much you can verbally mog and how much your knowledge has expended. I don't consider the bible to be fiction.
>>199929835she's 14
>>199929808>single linked nonce edish
sitting down and reading the bible if you've not been indoctrinated from birth is genuinely the easiest way to dissuade someone from going christianit's literally just ramblings of 2000 year old desert schizoswhen it's filtered down and re-told it can be compelling and the messages derived from some of it is nice but the actual text is hilariously awfulhat me at your own peril
autismo cat has started purring when i pat him but also randomly attacks
>>199929870ive been wanting to give it a go for a while. bet theres some right weird shit in there
>>199929990what non-fiction books would you recommend? besides the bible (which is fiction)
I’m 20, been here for years. And even I’m starting to out grow this place. Just weirdos and pathetic attention seekers spewing inane shite. No actual discussion is had here. It’s the same fucking atrocious patter like “might move to china” or “the gyaldem”. You’re grown men. It’s embarrassing. Imagine being in your late 20s or thirties God forbid and still coming here regularly. Gives me the absolute fear. Fuck you clowns, see you later.
>>199930032Maybe you are touching a sensitive spot.
MAKE IS STOPAGHHHHHHHHHH
the gyaldem
>>199930053Fuck off midnight scrambler you evil ghoul
the stench of poo just suddenly and instantly vanished from the thread, wonder what happened
>>199930053see you later wee man
>just lose the weight bro
ever meet people and wonder if one day your respective descendents will have sex
Soho is going down a STORM right now. Arses out everywhere. It's the place to be babes xx MEOW! Lol xx
>>199930036Just got a bit through Genesis so far. Nothing that weird yet.
I have realised that I started to use 'jak as suffix to people in real life and have also converted my father to use 'jak too, completely organically and nothing to do with soyjaks.
Toil nearly done lads
>>199929835Lmao
>>199930122post a few cheeky pics
>>199929835Kek.
>>199930137i've done the same but with 'berg'
Feel ill cause I ate 6 packets of crisps just now
>>199930014Hello 190I assume you struggled to get past the "in the beginning" part of the Bible
on the train
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark%2011%3A12-14&version=NIV
just done in a bag of 5 tesco jam donuts. mum's going to be fuming because i won't eat my tea now.
VVVagina
>>199930215well done you fat pig
>>199930110A true Kentucky rose.
>>199930167A short conversation about the etymology of steeplejacks lead to using -jack to refer to any profession and anyone performing an action or just existing, (eg. someone pushing a trolley might now be referred to as a trolleyjak) even if it didn't make sense, as a bit of a joke, but now it's become habit and we're 'jakking in real life.
saw some sixth form legs earlier
>>199930185In the beninging
>>199930196lol
>>199930249where at
>The BBC is limited to showing live action on one linear and one digital channel because the main Olympics rights have been owned by a US pay-TV giant since 2018, meaning if three important Team GB moments are happening at the same time, viewers may have to wait for a replay.>At the Tokyo Olympics in 2021 – the first summer Games where the current deal came into effect – the BBC received a large number of complaints about the lack of live coverage on its channels, after viewers failed to realise that the International Olympic Committee had sold the majority of UK television rights to Discovery.Very disappointing. I remember the London Olympics had live coverage of every event on multiple channels and I even went to the Olympic park for some of it. Now they can't even show it on TV properly.
>>199930263Hello black youth
>>199930249Ripe for LeShawn
>>199930270round by co-op
Need to do my tesco order for tomorrow and then I'm going to chill out
it's so unfair that we only get sun like this a few days out of the year
French north american diaspora
Hermione Granger sat on my face and ripped a fat fart.
>>199930333Already clouded over here
>>199930286London 2012 was epicI don't know a single cunt who has "Discovery"ruining the bloody olympics it is
>>199930286it's gone woke lad
>>199930333its enough for me. spent a nice hour or two outside earlier and had enough
hard reset on the the universe but this time every time someone talks about you behind your back you cum
>>199930110heard she can stand and walk now
Warehouse lads, say I order two items of identical clothing at slightly different periods online, both still have tags. I want to return one of them, can I return either of them or are the tags scanned so I have to figure out which corresponds to my first order?
>>199930100guess what i'm back
>>199930395He's crying out for a pair of jeans and a T shirt
The 2016 olympics 2014 world cup were great.Cant suffer in Brazil
>>199930189Same
>>199930395lol
da perfect broad
effing and jeffing
>>199930407So can I
>>199930286>>199930387loved the red button with the nice layout with all the events that were on. london 2012 might have been the best fortnight of my lonely adolescence. it was so perfect.
>>199930196Only people with iq over 100 will understand why this part is so funnyhttps://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%201%3A1-16&version=NIV
Linen weather this
>>199930483its not that warm
Lenin weather this
>>199930459could cut steel with that beak
>>199930361One on the left looks like a witch
>>199930459Looks trans
I know this sounds like a typical hornypost you would find on /brit/ but I'm dealing with a seriously annoying problem right now.Mumberg's been to see the GP and now does a bunch of daily stretches/exercises at home to help with her back pain.Some of these exercises are somewhat uncomfortable for her to carry out and so my completely oblivious mum ends up panting and moaning quite loudly as she does her stretches. I know she's experiencing some discomfort but fucking hell it sounds grim.
>>199930395needs to be locked up
how do i become some super rich evil capitalist
BLACKED has new scene up this week
Have you ever seen an Indian woman that looks this good in the UK (irl)?
have the card systems gone back online yet
>>199930459gorgeous nose also JSS was so goated
Would you pay 1600 to shag a 30year old mid woman? Must have been offering special services
>>199930515Get her shagged
>>199930196you are a fig treebare fruit or be utterly destroyed
>>199930480>2000+ years later>still seethes over Jesus
I saw a Brit on 4chan state that an increase of *3 is the same thing as a 150% increase. What are they teaching in schools these days?
>>199930545Why is this woman being outed in the national media? Sex work isn't illegal regardless of your day job
>>199930541would rather shag the girl behind her. looks comfy to stick your dick in that
>>199930545why is this a news story
>>199930541she has white bf (naturally)
Peel your foreskin back and wrap your fingers in an 'O' shape around the exposed skin and then smell it
American weebs muttering under their breath "blacked-kun"
>>199930583It's a British ting init.No fun allowed.
absolutely fucking dire performance at the toil lunch just want to go home and hide under my bed sheets and call myself a nigger for the rest of the night
>>199930567thats *1.5 right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wl4kFeADJUso wholesome
>>199930539I want to see the scene where you get your head stamped on for being a pathetic little cuck.
>>199930510
>>199930606I got circumcised when I was five for medical reasons, I had a smegma pearl last year and when I popped it the stench was unbearableliterally like raw sewage
>>199930559Am not religious and think you're a bit projecting, but anyway did you get what is funny/strange about that part?
>>199930541Looks like a man
>>199930617Strange post.
>>199930480why is this funny?
>>199930395
>>199930627i can do that if you want
>>199930652The fuck is a smegma pearl?
Lads I don't need to pay any tax on my vanguard investments until I cash them out right?And even then it's only on profits above a certain amount?Got 100k in different funds and shitting myself I'm committing some big tax fraud
>>199930652what the is that. tousands of years reading phimo threads and never heard of it. you made it up
>>199930545>an infant school teacherHow is she an infant if she’s a school teacher and 30?
Mental how there's a Jew lurking in /brit/ all the time and will occasionally emerge from the shadows to make a post.
>>199930633An increase of 1.5 is a 50% increase. If you multiply 5 by 1, nothing happens, you have 5 i.e 100%. If you multiply by 1.5, you get 7.5.7.5/5 * 100 = 150%.Thicko.
>tousands blud thinks he's irish
>>199930707give it to me and ill sort your tax problems
>>199930617Wtf is wrong with each of those women's faces? They look bizarre
smegma pearl for dinner
smegma pearl sex arse
>>199930744Most brit posters are Irish diaspora tbf
>>199930739yeah you lost me mate
might have a packet of minstrels
>>199930705https://www.cdhub360.com/article/consultant360/dermatology/atlas-lumps-and-bumps-part-7
>>199930680If jesus was born of a virgin, that means joseph absolutely had nothing to do with jesus' birth, so why trying to prove his kingly lineage through joseph
>>199930798ktim
rorke scranning his moss ball
I googled smegma pearl and it exists
>>199930739Khan Academy over here fucking hell
now that the dust has settled, is the story about jay slater getting bummed true?
>>199930705>>199930713because of the way the foreskin is stitched back after circumcision, smegma can form but with a layer of skin over itso basically it's smeg but it looks more like a large pimple rather than just rolling the foreskin back and seeing it 'fresh'I thought I had a weird white spot and assumed it's where the stitching had been, but it got bigger and bigger so I squeezed it and popped it and it turned out it was a smegma pearland yes, the smell was like a mixture of sewage and that gaseous nastiness you get when you disturb dead vegetation at the bottom of a pond
This is going to sound fucking stupid but I didn't know that London is considered the capital of the UK, I didn't know the UK had a capital seeing as it consists of four countries each with their own capitals. Maybe I've never thought about it.
my lappy's dead hot and i'm not sure why
dick cheese amethyst
>>199930867take it off your crotch, you fat, wank-happy cunt
>>199930606i touched your hand now you've got the gay
>>199930854How did the smegma get inside the pearl though?
>>199930817woah 2000 years and no one ever thought about thatjesus debunked
>>199930864bit of a dullard aren't you? a halfwit, somewhat moronic, slow on the uptakedim, stupid, not the sharpest knife in the drawer
Strongest boner I've ever had was when I slowly fingered my arse. Couldn't remember the last time my prick shot up like that. Felt like it was going to snap any second.Anyway it wasn't long before I felt that itch and couldn't hold it in anymore and spaffed hard.
>>199930817what about mary being of the davidic line
>>199930910embarrassed yourself here cos it's been sat on the side while i've been working for the past 9 hours
>The panel noted that there were numerous inappropriate images/videos within the ‘movies’ and ‘gallery’ sections of the profile, many of which had graphic titles. The still images of the movies appeared to show Ms Barguss engaging in sexual intercourse. The images within the gallery section of the profile showed Ms Barguss’ body from a range of angles, whilst she was wearing minimal clothing.>The panel further considered that Ms Barguss had sought to minimise the misconduct throughout her explanations and had sought to criticise the [REDACTED] handling of the incident rather than accepting any wrongdoing herself.>This means that Ms Samantha Barguss is prohibited from teaching indefinitely and cannot teach in any school, sixth form college, relevant youth accommodation or children’s home in England. She may apply for the prohibition order to be set aside, but not until 8 July 2029, five years from the date of this order at the earliest.
>>199930864Yeah it does. Fucking idiot
>>199930935buy-to-let
>>199930928grim skeletal claw
>>199930928ghoulish appendages
Bread is the ultimate slave food.
>>199930977>>199930991fuck you ruby granger!
>>199930966>Ms Barguss had sought to minimise the misconduct throughout her explanations and had sought to criticise the [REDACTED] handling of the incident rather than accepting any wrongdoing herself.Being a woman is not a crime!
>>199930804>>199930847>a fucking adult can't do very basic arithmeticBet you think it's the immigrants ruining the cuntreh in it
>>199930956was just a joke lad, mine's atop my lap right now (albeit sat on a hardback world atlas)
>>199930952name on mikey
>>199930928Are you white or Asian?
29°c where I amI'm on my third pint and just had a double whiskyalso I'm watching Wicker ManSgt howie is fucked lmao
Do you feel you attract weird people?. Crazy people come up to me all the time for some reason.
>>199931056OH GOD! OH JESUS CHRIISSTT
>>199931056Britt ekland being all horny
Freaks my nut
The percentage of women still virgins by the time they reach 30yo
https://www.tiktok.com/@llaurengibson/video/7393063345294937390>that bongoid faceour slags could look like this
fuck this weather
any friday night plans lads? spending the night in my smelly bedroom, might go for an incel drive if I'm feeling up to it
mousenonce will find love
>>199930480for me it's the bit where Jesus tells a woman with a sick child to fuck off because she isn't jewish
>>199930943Can you a follower of christ heal the dead yet as jesus promised?https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark+16%3A16-18&version=NIV
>>199931109Pick me up x
>>199930196What the fuck was his problem
>>199931106Yeah great can you do both us and your fat cunt mother a favour and hang yourself?
What would be easier for you?In a month getting a 30k job or getting a girlfriend?
>>199931161Yes
going to eat pizza and drink beer and there is absolutely nothing, NOTHING you can do about it
>>199931171omw x
>>199931039doxxable info xx
>>199931109me? about to have a wank then take a load of codeine and eat some chicken nuggets and chips
Tiktok should allow you to search by the age of the uploader, something like:>6-11 years old>12-14 year old>15-17 years old>18+
>>199929863You're only an imageboard current events brained freak.
Anyone else watch that 7 days of science by Ben thomas on Youtube?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eUxtCC2JaK8Really interesting one this week
>>199931127>because she isn't jewish*she was a cananniteHe later condemns the entire Jewish people and says his father will cast them aside
dog knot
>>199931127... and then she humbles herself and shows her faith and jesus marvels and states he's never seen so great a faith in all of israel
>>199931213
>>199931089and on that sitethere was a boardand on that boardthere was a threadand on that threadthere was a postand in that postthere was a faceand in that facethere was a manand that man's nameit was bradleeeeeeyyyyy
why do white redneck yanks have so much less cultural capital globally than black americans?
>>199931098What always blows my mind is that T-Rex are more recent to us, than Stegosaurus was to T-RexJurassic -> Cretaceous was quite a long time
>>199929870blessed
>>199931251Because Jews own all American media and hate themAll rappers in America are funded by the Jews for example
>>199931251jews
At what age are you no longer considered youngI NEED a definitive answer
>>199931213I suspect you could put it in the search bar if the uploader has put a # of their age Dont have tiktok myself though
>>199931251tbf rednecks have some bangin tuneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Gd0tgGVPB0
Mad how the freaks have made it so you're not allowed to call them freaks anymore.
Is there any way to recreate the dog knot in a human penis?
>>199929808Is this filtered? I hate when post-production hacks turn up the bloom and make colors unbearably bright. Then when you see a casual photo of someone they're not surrounded by a blinding aura with shining eyes.
>>199930707Is it an ISA?
>>199931240he also compares her to a dog at least deserving the scraps from his master's table
university is a complete waste of time unless you plan on doing a postgraduate degree as well
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel%2023%3A20&version=NIV
Ireland used to border Appalachia
>>199931309It's subjective Mid teens will think 19yos are old 18yos will regard 25 as ancientand so on
>>19993130925 to everyone under 40
>>199931359not true at all
>>199931317umm I need to go now
>>199931359nahpost graduate (i assume you mean a PhD) is the actual waste of time.Uni is only worth it up to Masters taught level.
>Five people, including four children, were killed in a Thursday night shooting in central Alabama
Oh my days the window is wide open but flyberg is insisting on zatting head-first into the only bit that's closed.Kmt.
been trying in vain to wank all night, my old fella simply won't give up the spunk because of these fucking meds, have scarcely been more frustrated in my life
>>199931327In Blacked photoshoots they glow because they know they're about to receive BBC
get the oil just stopped
>>199931385it's only valuable by virtue of the fact that many toilbergs expect it even though they shouldn't because it's pointless
>>199931412wat meds
https://dinosaurpictures.org/randomToday i got Dromiceiomimus, a carnivore. It lived in the Cretaceous period and inhabited North America. Existed from Campanian Age to 66 million years ago Had a body mass of approximately 168692 g Fossil femurs are approximately 435 mm long and wide 10 different specimens have been found by paleontologists
really odd post that
>>199931174
>>199931272watched her cooking on stream earlier
>>199931408He's not a berg. Don't call him that
>A migrant has died in the English Channel as “yet another life” was lost, following five other deaths of people attempting the journey in the last week.
>>199931419Probably more because the light is on them
>>199931400Surprised they're white desu
>>199931412Praying this stuff isn't permanent because citalopramberg has done my libido in.Managed to drop the dose a while back to 10mg. Might go for 5mg and hopefully stop it all together
cooking some mac and cheese LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>199931399depends on the PhD but i was more referring to lawyers and MDs
>>199931282Rolls off the tongue that
>>199931419Anyone who has watched "blacked" should unironically kill themselves
It's so hot when a girl is not allowed to use her hands to make a man's penis ejaculate and can only use her mouth
feel a tinge of guilt upon my heart every time I water little old tomatoberg and there was an insectoid critter just minding its own business sitting on one of the leaves
>>199931455Why do albanians risk their lives to come here
>>199931499>not allowedThat's rape
>>199931455
>>199930652Choosing not to believe this is real
>>199931449BASED, I missed em's latest one but caught her cooking twice this week
Size comparison >>199931439
>>199931469Psychosomatic effectSSRIs don't cause sexual dysfunction at such low doses
>>199931479PhD is a slow death in cuckademia for most people. You have to be genuinely interested in what you're doing to do a 3-4 year slog while being paid below minimum wage, being forced to tutor undergraduates, and other humiliation rituals, only to become a post-doc after for a pittance. Medical doctors and lawyers don't do PhDs (though they can, but it is not the norm).
>>199931514Lots of money in drugs
A sneak peak of a few of our ‘Secret Items’…Pineapple CakeThis tropical little number is exclusive to Greggs shops in Glasgow. Made from a sweet pastry shell, it’s filled with pineapple flavour jam and a sweetened filling, coated in vibrant yellow fondant.Tottenham CakeThe name is a bit of a giveaway when it comes to where you can find this delicacy. A delicious sponge cake topped with pink fondant icing. Available in our London shops.Haggis PieAs the name might suggest, this tasty little snack is Scotland’s most famous dish. A lightly baked pie shell filled with haggis, swede and mashed potato. Available only in our Scotland shops.Peach MelbaThis classic dessert which dates back to the 1800’s is only available in Greggs shops in the North East. Made from a sweet pastry shell, it’s filled with pieces of peach in a light syrup and sweetened cream, finished perfectly with colourful fondant.StottieAhh the Stottie man! You can’t go far in the North East without hearing about the famous ol’ Stottie.It may not look like much, but this delicious dough can do no wrong. A delicious, flat-shaped white loaf, covered in a dusting of flour for extra flavour.
>>199931543wow cookies, literally the most basic bitch thing to make in the kitchen
>>199931449>>199931543So so happy I'm not a virgin
Get the BBCs sucked, fair damsels
>>199931595What is this from/for
>>199931565even though a lot of them seem useless for practical purposes, academics do have a definite role to playthings like history and anthropology and archaeology are important and there needs to be authorities on those topics
Got the rice cooker on
Hi, is this the board where I can discuss news and current events?
tesco order completed as follows>lager (budwesier 10x440ml)>cauliflower cheese grills>cheese and onion crisp bakes>olive oil spray>spicy bean burgers>burger buns>chips>rice>english mustard>lasagne sheets>frozen peas>frozen raspberries>toothpaste>butter>washing powder>pizza>apples>mushrooms>spinach>mozzarella>cheddar>garlic>pinto beans>red onions>brown onions>wholemeal tortilla wraps>frozen spinach
I don't give a shit about Britain
>>199931694dependsdoes it involve russia or america? if so, nope, that'll be a 3 dayer!
>cauliflower cheese grills>spicy bean burgers
>>199931605encourage her femininity chud
199931703We're not Tesco, you're gonna have to complete this on their website
>>199931658I don't disagree, but it's not a good option financially.
spaff-fried rice
>>199931768well not everyone is interested in getting rich
Vaginal juice running down Jamal's inner thighs leaving a shiny trail
For me, it's the girl from the Lovehoney YouTube ads
nth for the gyaldem
going to do some gaming tonight
Is it too late to get into cyber
>>199931801I didn't say rich, I'm talking about the cost relative to the time investment.
Not seen a hedgehog in a while
>>199931817There's two of them
>>199931865Same, haven't even seen a squashed one in years
It's uphttps://www.blacked.com/videos/bossy-baddie-queenie-always-gets-what-she-wants
>>199931861if you have genuine passion for the subject then the dismal financial outlook doesn't mean much, especially if you were already born into a rich family as many academics tend to be
>>199931885three massively unshaggable women and all tories
>>199931865African migrants ate them all
>>199931868UghThe blonde British lass
homosexuality....do it in privatecrossdressing.....do it in privateintersex.....get surgerytransgender.....get mental help
>>199931911Damn you need help if you watch this shit
>America boutta become a dictatorship led by a man literally named 'toilet fart'>the one man chosen to protect the old democratic system: a feeble octogenarian with a brain like Swiss cheese who can't even remember how to finish a sentencePoetic, akin to a Greek tragedy
my right arm is still achy
>>199931936She's trans
>>199931954Please mate just have sex
>>199931945Every woman I know watched blacked
I have a good idea for a new thread
>>199931954The man with swiss cheese brain is infinitely preferable to the man about to end America as a superpower Literally who cares if Biden has dementia, they can just swap him for someone else.Project 2025 is a Republican project, not just for trump
>>199931911>baddiemy peen just twitched
dad's google historydad's google history*entire thread erupts in fits of laughter*
Saw this might apply
>>199931954In which dialect does Donald mean toilet?
cambodia age of consentbritish airways cambodia one-way ticket
>>199931985No she isn't
get it madewont warn you again
>>199931911>baddieToo old
>>199931984lucky. for me it's my arse
>>199932095Made one
anime
>The pampered boss's daughter she looks 10 years older than me
>>199932109nice one twatface
>>199930707>>199931328>Some daft cunt asks a question>Try to answer it>They don't answerso now I'm the daft cunt. Fuck off you ponce, hope inland revenue takes you up the jacksie
insta snipes early threadsdoes absolutely NOTHING about the extremely low quality posts
>>199932159>>199932159>>199932159
I thought the bumplimit was 300?
>>199932109solid effort but now don't make it early and don't single link it
>>199932168youre being called a spazmos is the new thread
>>199932118luv em x
>>199929808>Alyla BrowneIs her boyfriend also Browne?