british culture etc edition
summerdress season
how do these spazmos still not realise the bump limit is 310? it's plain as day
>>199932183looks like my ex e-gf
Big Hoggy in da house
>>199932159Is there a version without the piercing
>>199932183would love to take her right there right then
>>199932179how many fuckin names does a book cover need?4 names? Fuck off.
avril is canadian culture albeitever
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6epQ57vnCPk
might go find a gf
Canslad with the update from IT LandMy company doesn't use Crowdstrike thank fuck since I said it was too expensiveI did however take a longer lunch and had three pints since the fucking CEO woke me up at 8am asking if the company was fucked and panicing like a spasticGot the BIG medium cans today, lads. Had the medium chips and burger from the pub as the BIG lunch and got the small steak pie from the Tesco and made it just now>>199932159Also OP, I was about 15 seconds away from posting a New, wanker. But forgiven for tummy pic
>>199932222>notities
christian theology is basically 2000 years of coming up with increasingly desperate copes until the bible makes sense
I definitely remember making a thread here a few months ago before 310 posts and it was fineActually a few times
sometimes i wish a girl would come up to me and start flirting with me out of nowhere (as long as she's reasonably attractive obviously)
hot and sweaty summertime sex with angela rayner
summer tummy
The face washed The nose hairs trimmedThe eyebrows pluckedThe pubes shavedA clue gained
>>199932235Looks trans
>>199932298easily the hottest oneI'd reply to you more often if you posted her more
>>199932222>>notities
>>199932288you're low IQ
Trump is a literal pedoHis name is all over the Epstein filesHe orders the unaliving of Epstein in prison before he gets outed Ghislaine gets caught on the run. Trump "wishes her well" in prison like a mob boss
>>199932290genuinely don't understand how you make the cute girls you see out in public your gfwhat sort of magic is that
>>199932159Avril Lavigne farts smell pooey.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eUxtCC2JaK8They found mammoth chromosomes and they have about 4% difference in genes from modern elephants
>>199932290they think the same about you so go do it. you won't
>>199932235pengers>>199932268closelines him to the floor>>199932298CORRRRRRRRR
>>199932374indeed, was at the shops earlier and saw some young people kissing and cuddlingwhy can't it be ME doing that
Putin has all the info on Trump including a video of him in a Moscow hotel shagging children and getting pissed on
>>199932355>His name is all over the Epstein filessoit wasn't a list of people who shagged kids, it was just a contact book
anime
>>199932417who would a paedo ring leader have in his contact book?
I CAN'T BREATHE
you can probably find gf on the internet but dont know how
>>199932345nuke yourself christfreak
>>199932288don't wind up diego, he's got a lot of personal problems
>>199932222Foto's what? What belongs Foto?
Leeds riots?probably shia innit
I started reading up on conspiracy theories last year as a joke and now I unironically believe some really schizo ones.Like, nukes aren't real, let's be honest.>oh bro, nobody has seen one go off in decades but trust me bro we have them>yeah bro, Russia is just letting their economy crumble and sending thousands into the meat grinder instead of nuking Kiev right now>we needs BILLIONS to keep the nukes active bro, just 50 billion bro, trust me it's VITAL that we have these weapons we never want to use but totally will if we have to!Fuck off. Actually embarrassed with myself that I believed it for so long.
>>199932460anyone whose contacts he could get his hands onnot difficult when you're a well-connected financier
nth for the baddiedem
Putin gives his instructions to Trump via Victor Orban.Orban visited Putin then days later visited Trump.
Do you say 'minger' with a hard-r, lads?
>>199932505post emma feet
>>199932505love are kait
>>199932456luv em x
>>199932508did the world leaders have multiple appointments did they
>>199932159there's no way she didn't fuck her band every night
>>199932499>Russia is just letting their economy crumbleTheyre actually doing quite well atm. Seen alot of progress being made and alot of places being renovated and infrastructure improved.
What film should I watch tonight lads?Or documentary
>>199932577Did she have a lot of blacks in her band?
China are the ones pulling the strings
>>199932565my faves
>>199932603the dark knight rises
>>199932397i'm not chad so i'll just be annoying at best or they'll think i'm sexually harassing them at worst
>>199932603Cape Fear
Everything was longer and less cute once upon a time
>the dark knight risesMy gf says this when she strokes my willy
Any white working-class man English man in?
>>199932558em's sfw only
cant stop laughing at team gb's olympics gear just being a mangey tracksuit cuz gb's culture is now just 'black people wearing street clothes' lol. everyone else has class cultural outfits going.
>>199932603Jacob's Ladder
hot and sweaty summertime sex with suella braverman
>>199932668*raises paw*
>>199932668>whiteno
>>199932400does she have a...?
>>199932159Her tummy was ahead of its time
AND THAT'S A GOOD THING
>>199932667I think it was funnier in your head :/
Raw eggs taste nice once you get used to the texture
Fit housemate's just caught me holding a veg peeler like a tac knife from MW2
>>199932701Reminded me about Frostpunk 2
Brexit sisters... *gulp*
>>199932159she shagged Tyga
wonder why eminem's rap group called themselves D12 when there were only four members
>>199932298spoiler this hog>>199932400spoiler this hog>>199932505spoiler this hog>>199932565spoiler this hog
>>199932755He's got an absurd BBC
Careful what you post about The janny is around
Ffs I was gonna take a flight in a couple weeks
>>199932765edit: wonder why eminem's rap group called themselves D12 when there were only eight members
>>199932676They look alright, not a fashion show is it
we drilled for oil and we sold itwe stopped drilling for oil and now we buy it
>>199932774*sigh*He's behind me isn't he?
back from foraging at the supermarketgot a small bottle of vodka
>>199932787>they look alright
Officially retiring from /brit/. Sunday will be my last appearance. It's been an honour, lads.
>>199932676Can you stop using 4chan as your special media platform though? You're extremely dull and we don't care to hear about your shut-in observations
>>199932774if you had a spine you would post a string of racial slurs accompanied by a sexually explicit image
Wouldnt even stand a chance in a fight with one of these.
>>199932559>>199932635based xx
>>199932159
have touched the breast of, and been slapped in the face by (on a separate occasion), one of our olympic athletes this year
>>199932833I'll post where I please, diego.
>>199932505and now on BBC 1 it's another episode of "Ruined By Tats"
>>199932832see you monday fella
I watched the first Harry Potter movie earlier and realized that Emma Watson was a cute kid. Don’t mean that in a noncey way though.
>>199932833Angwy
Thinking about when lads used to win the Ballon d'Or with like 8 goals
>>199932845why is that bitch posing like she's on the fashion runway
>>199932197>>199932289
>>199932886swear EVERY woman on earth has a tattoo these days
>special media
>>199932692a kate? yes
woonder why blink 182 is called that when there's only 3 members
>>199932933because if you do 8 - 2 - 1 it equals 3
>>199932914I like those chechen beards.
>>199932289that was because the janny wasn't around (or was but just didn't give a shit at that particular moment)
GET THE FUCKING NEW MADE
Wonder why they're called S Club 7 when there's only six of them
mums doing bacon sausages and eggsyou are so jealous and fuming aha
>>199932972Only 5 of them now.
>>199932956Yeh but i dont even remember anyone else having this happen before now. It was only if it was made before 300 posts i saw anything get deleted
exberg got a new bf and now she's made her instagram private so i can't look at her slutty bikini pics anymoresigh
>>199933011these are all little games she's playing with youyou should get drunk and call her
>>199933001don't think you've been paying enough attention, i've seen threads get deleted for being posted at 308
>>199932992lushdoing a tuna mayo sando with some curly chips when i get steamed enough for scran
Vaginal grool16
tesco order completed as follows>lager spinach>cauliflower >cheese and onion >olive >spicy bean >burger >chips >rice>english cheese grills>lasagne burgers>frozen oil spray>frozen crisp bakes>toothpaste mustard>butter buns>washing raspberries>pizza peas>apples>mushrooms>spinach powder>mozzarella>cheddar>garlic onions>pinto >red sheets>brown beans>wholemeal onions>frozen tortilla wraps
people who expect footballers to stay loyal to their clubs with a lower salary want to take food off of footballer's children's table
>>199933011does he have a moustache and ratty long hair
What would this thread be like if we actually only discussed British culture
>>199932910Women are very easily influenced by trends and peer pressure. They are like children in this respect
>>199932886see filename
>>199933087No such thing as British culture, so it wouldn't exist.
probably look like a mong using a spray bottle filled with water on my face every hour or so don't care I'm gonna have beautiful skin
>>199933051Need 2 jars of PB (crunchy and smooth)
>>199932906Trying to get kangaroo cock
>>199933111what does that do
Women Covid vaccination rate in the UK: 86%Men Covid vaccination rate in the UK: 44%Makes you think, doesn't it?
>>199933070no, she's half indonesian and very pretty, kind of looks like a non-fat and overall more attractive version of jessica mauboyshe was very stupid though so it wasn't really meant to be
Nothing good in me life.
For me it's women who make themselves look the exact same as all the other women
>>199933143nothing at all
>>199933143it's water mate
screeching
>>199933087I prefer Maastrichtian culture
>>199933154the new bf mate
mad how much soogs moggs those other girls
>>199933179Just learn to code bro
Even dinosaurs didn't want to live in the Midlands
miserable slug of a man me
>>199933185None in Scotland because of the glaciers
stop changing your trip so i can filter you
did the virgin freak mention his dislike for tattoos again? fascinating
>>199933193oh rightno he's just some zoomer with a zoomer-appropriate haircut, i think he does steroids too because he's absolutely fucking huge
>>199933179the "six months into a new job" gimmick takes a contemporary turn
another day in my lonesome reclusive "life"
AI thisAI thatThey've made artificial intelligence fucking GAY
>>199932603i was thinking about Bridge on the River Kwai earlier
>>199933262damnu reckon his willy is bigger than yours
>>199933234Yeh true
Unemployment in the 3rd worldWorking on dad's farm unregisteredUnemployment in 1st worldNo jobs
>>199933236can't you put ! in the filter list to filter all trips
>>199933295he might but it's statistically improbable as my willy is comfortably above average
Lads, the food was lovely.Also got new converse glasses today. €240, fuck me like I'm Daisy Ridley.
>>199932159i love british culture
>>199933332damn send a pic?
*strips naked in the middle of the thread*
have they ever done an iq study on the uk prison population?if it shows what you'd assume, how would we solve this?
Watching are Mira at the beach
>>199933375sorry mate i can't go breaking the rules anymore, i've got a 4chan pass now, i've got responsibilities to maintain lest i have to go back to solving captchas for 3 days
hearing the voices again
got a horrendous headache from drinking and playing video games and posting on 4chan all day
>>199933337why would you spend that much on specs you speccy twat
got a driving lesson in 7 hours, should probably sleep but i'm not the sleeping kind
>>199933337>>199933448That is a ridiculous amount, I get mine online for like $15
Might gain a clue
>>199933411Dunno - kill them?
Should really water the plants.Been procrastinating for a few days.
New 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6epQ57vnCPk
>>199933492*nods rorkely in your direction*that's what im thinking
>>199933431Your mum and Tyrone through the walls?
It's mad how based China is and we're all just collectively coping in the west because we're rapidly becoming irrelevant.We'll be alright for a bit because we can stay latched to America's tit until they die a very violent death but mainland Europe is fucking done. If I was a German or some greasy faggot Frenchman I would be looking to move asap or researching easy suicide methods.
>>199933448>>199933481Because 240 is nothing to me. Not in a bragging way but just answering honestly, lad.Also the last pair is what got me a few compliments from the toil Sadhbhs so I like compliments from them
hate when mods make up rules on the spot and ban you for them without so much as a warning, far too frequent of an occurrence, that's why i was an outlawposter for so long
Trump should offer to buy Britain
>>199933525what a faggot loser post
>>199933211
The relationship between intellectual functioning and criminal offending has received considerable focus within the literature. While there remains debate regarding the existence (and strength) of this relationship, there is a wider consensus that individuals with below average functioning (in particular cognitive impairments) are disproportionately represented within the prison population.
Might mmmmmove to China
3amjust went and spent $150 ordering some big fuck off homemade biscuitsnot even drunkwhat AM i like lads ay
you know how the yanks call wally from where's wally "waldo" and his nemesis is "odlaw" (waldo spelled backwards), is he called "yllaw" in the british version?
eating shit
>>199933556thank you for the tobyupdate
>>199933617>>199933629>>199933638go to bed
Got loads of shit in my large intestine
>>199933525True
>>199933544I knew suffering was impossible in Erin
>>199933556wonder what autistic schizo reasoning he has for deciding whether he's going to spam /cum/ or /brit/ on any given day
ISAberg ticking along nicely Up to £103k now
>>199933638no you aren't. you'd be dead
>>199933617bet they're gonna taste boss though
there aren't even green wards in the gamegenuinely have no clue what the fuck he's on about
>>199933629he is still called odlaw in the british version
Just farted on the floor and heard the girls in the flat below say "ew"
Might go to Manchester tomorrow
>>199933466why would you have a driving lesson at 1 in the morning
>>199933716What an odd thing to say
>>199933716see you in t' village x
>>199933662Lad, the country is fucked.I just make a lot of money and have paid off the house already. I don't have kids or expensive hobbies.t
>>199933656: - (
>>199932159>he was a boy, she was a girlKinda problematic I think. Should be they was a boy, they was a girl
>Converse glassesWill go great with your Ray-Ban shoes
>>199933706howling
>>199933738You should finance anti-immigrant groups
>>199933717i know you like to pretend like you're thick as pig shit by feigning ignorance of time zones but the fact of the matter is that you actually are thick as pig shit for uttering this same tired joke over and over
>>199933733How so
https://x.com/danghentschel/status/1811475597790691475
>>199933716Just went thereNot a very good placePeople are nice though
>>199933753Lad, I go by what the toil Sadhbhs advise and compliment me on>>199933757Immigrants are good for the country, ladIt means more competition for the lower class to get to the middle class. It means less educated people and means I can charge more money for my services
>>199933778No it's ok. Don't let me put you off.
>>199933795This should be the tagline for the north
>>199933767>uttering this same tired joke over and overare you saying I've done this joke before?
>go back to gymtoil after a few months off>basically erased all my gains, can barely lift more than when i was a complete noobmight as well give up nowand no i don't want to hear about muscle memory and how i'll gain it all back really fast, i quit and that's final
Brits outBlacks inSimple as, so
>>199933855order a maccas and start smokng
>>199933822>Spending hundreds of euros to impress 50 year old tarts at workCouldn't be me
>>199933855you will gain it back due to muscle memory THOUGH
>was at a FEMALE's house yesterday (not boasting)>she had pictures of her "high school graduation">told her we don't have such nonsense in this country and once your a level exams are done you fuck off home never to be seen again excluding results day>she was having none of it and was incredulous I DIDN'T have a high/secondary school graduation daywho was in the wrong?
>>199933822Ah, a true capitalist. Can’t wait til you dogs get dragged into the street kicking and screaming til your throats get carved out by either the people you fucked over or your beloved immigrants. Can’t wait.
>>199933834even if it's not you specifically it's a soppy attempt at humour that springs up quite often around here
>>199933855good lad get the beers drank
just woke up from a 7 hour sleep after getting off a 13 hour flight, a 5 hour layover and another 8 hour flight
feminism has done more good than harm overall but that's not an argument rorke is willing to hear
>Sadhbhs (pronounced: Shirley)beautiful language, not obtuse at all
>>199933900Toil Sadhbhs are mostly about 22-30. The business has a lot of the younger crowd, lad>>199933919Lad, if I lived how I was meant to be, I'd be dead like most of the friends I had from heroin overdoses
>>199933932where'd you come from?
>>199933963shagging your mum but she's so big I need a flight to go around her
Might crack on with the cans
>>199933959Oh sorry mate, I didn't realise you worked in a nail bar. You vietnamese or chinese?
My current investment fund is an accumulation fund with my normal bank, but I'm thinking about changing it to a dividend fund.If I transfer it to say, Vanguard, is the money I have invested protected? And will I be able to sell my current investment holding and invest the money into a new index fund that pays dividends?
>>199933791seems like all twitter is these days is indian bots and onlyfans sluts doing chatgpt replies to popping tweets
>>199933957clearly just proof of their illiteracy there's no rhyme or reason to it
nearly got hit by a car today because i was looking at a woman's tits. the tits always come out when it's hot don't they
need more poc in /brit/ to be honest
>>199933963Brisbane
Ohhhhh I forgot /brit/ will be unusable for 3 days straight because of toilfreaks I mean how boring are these absolute creatures lmao
>>199934001Protected from what you cunt
>>199933957Choose one of the following then, lad:Caoimhe, Siobhán, Aoife, Maedbh or DearbhlaYou're not getting Saoirse.>>199934000 If I was working in a brothel I'd be spending more time there than here
>>199933926I have done the joke before :^)
salt and vinegar is vastly underrated
>>199932499You're actually just a retard. People don't want to use weapons of mass destruction because they don't want to be subjected to it. Not difficult to understand. Mutually assured destruction is a well known political theory. It's not some 1984 conspiracy that all governments have decided to engage in
Require one Midwest Republican gf
Where the fuck can I go to try out a herman miller aeron
remember hearing the word "noob" for the first time, didn't know what it meant, i'd ask people what a noob is and they'd say "you are"/brit/ has similar vibes to that
a curious thing when a yank talks about /brit/ as if he is at all a part of it
>>199934051Tax, or if I'm just allowed to switch funds at all. I've got about 6k invested in my Stocks and Shares ISA. If I transfer my stock portfolio to another provider, then sell my holdings, and use the cash to invest in another index fund, is that permitted?
>>199934105Noob is slang for newbie
rorke trying to take his martini henry into knowsley safari park
>>199934093Cold war steve is such a meltis that le heckin suella braverman eating beans on toast with mr blobby!! this says so much about our society!!!
>>199934105you sound mad
>>199934093Blake's right
>>199934138amazing, you americans have a superhuman ability to miss the point
daily reminder that the english are the hardest race in the world but our conscience and deeply sensitive nature prevents us from being evil
>>19993409310 years ago treating trannards as the gender as they identify with was ludicrous20 years ago poofter marriage was ludicrous does leftypol seriously believe WW2 vets if they were revived today would be out and out progressives?unfathomable delusionhonestly
>>199934105had a mate who started saying "powned" at everything, no one knew what he was on about
how much cash do you keep in your current account vs cash ISA/savings accounts?
>>199934177Go to sleep you’re getting cranky
Imagine spending all day on X formerly Twitter trying to convince people to vote centrist neoliberal
>>199934093Mental how they died for nothing, just sent a generation of men to their deaths so we could get raped by pakis.Really makes you think (it doesn't, it was the Jews then and it's the Jews now)
>>199934131Why would that not be permitted? Open an account with Vanguard and instruct your current provider to transfer your holdings over (provided they are funds that Vanguard also offers). Then once they're in your Vanguard account just transfer them to another fund, you don't need to sell them that's just adding an additional step.Accumulation mogs dividend though, just saying. Especially with only 6k
>>199934154He thought he was owning Farage by paying £90 for a cameo message where he wishes him a happy birthday
>>199934155i am a bit, i've been here so long and endured so much cynicism that it's become predictable to the point that i know exactly what type of response i'll get to any post i make before i post it and i'm right almost 100% of the time
>>199934224Journospeak
>>199934265>endured so much cynicismno you haven't
You didn't fall out of a coconut tree.
why do rightoids love cashthey literally hate every single "new" thing, aye?new meaning 21st century and up
>>199934221i can't i'm watching the special olympics
i voted green
>>199934131>>199934238And what I mean by that is because you only own £6k right now you want to build that up and reinvest dividends. An income fund which is what you're suggesting changing to is going to pay fuck all. You want to take advantage of compound interest
>>199934218100k in the bank, 160k in ISA
It's hard work being a racist
>>199934238>Why would that not be permittedJust wondered as I'd be selling stocks.
>>199934304Some big banks just shut off because of a botched antivirus update pushed to millions of computers x
orange man bad
vividly remember the first time i heard "noob", it was an episode of ncis
>>199934341Why would you not be allowed to sell stocks? Do you think you're just going to hold on to them until you die?
don't mind me just lamenting my lack of a sister
>>199934234Good post, would subscribe to your Substack
>>199934218i hit about 80k in total overall and just stopped checking my account. i have absolutely no idea
>>199934379Are you 12?
>>199934224
>>199934379was probably one of the first words i heard someone say when i first spawned into lumbridge after completing the runescape tutorial in 2006
>>199934390Yes I know I can sell them any time, but I didn't know how it worked with stocks inside an ISA.
>>199932159tummy erotic
nobody else gives a shit so why should Ijust gonna relax from now on and make as little effort as possible
>>1999343692016 ass post
>>199934218current account: 2-3kemergency fund: 10k (aiming to get to 12k)ISA: £100k+
pwned plenty of n00bs in my time
Eggs and chips on the cards lads
Me? £50k in Premium Bonds but withdrawing it to fuck with Labour
>>199934425I really think you need to read up on how this all works. I've spelled it out for you though. You can sell stocks (shares of a fund) in an ISA at any time
>>199934451>emergency fund: 10k (aiming to get to 12k)pointless
roflmao
with al the crisis shit that is going to happen in future that we will be powerless to resolve voting and discussing politics will be considered a form of self harm. thats why it's important not to let go. stop voting.
Interest rates at the moment are lush. Literally 2-3% higher than inflation. Make the most of it. Remember 2010-2021 when ISA interest rates were like 0.1%? Cunts.
>>199934406it was about 20 years ago mate
>>199934499Not really
>>199934379haven't thought about NCIS in like 20 yearsdo they still have that cheerful goth girl that does autopsies? she must be walled to hell and back by now
>>199934516They started saying ‘noob’ on ncis in the 2010s
>>199934490>You can sell stocks (shares of a fund) in an ISA at any timeYeah I know, but I wasn't sure how it worked with selling stocks and then using the same money held within a Stocks and Shares ISA to buy another one.Because surely at that point, the profits from selling a stock is sent to your current account. Which isn't an ISA.
>>199934499>holding money in a high interest rate instant access account to support myself in case I lose my job or have to pay off a large expense is pointlessfuck off
just spotted a minor mistake on a wikipedia page, they used the word "and" where they should've used "are"i could edit that but i don't wanna
>>199934519>>199934575credit cards/overdraftsbond sales from your investment portfolio
>>199934505got mine in stocks they will never go down
>>199934574>Because surely at that point, the profits from selling a stock is sent to your current accounNo
>>199934656>>199934656>>199934656
>>199934304I hate both.Currency not backed by gold is worthless. You'd know this if you weren't an NPC wog lover :) x
>>199934603based doggo
>>199934574When you sell stocks through Vanguard the money doesn't leave your ISA unless you withdraw it. When you win a bet at the bookies the money isn't automatically withdrawn to your current account, it sits in your bookie account until you withdraw it.You worry me.
>>199934632Yeah mate just use a fucking credit card to cover living expenses when I lose a job lol retard
