Saint David edition
>server errors when making new threadswell this is one way, I suppose
>>199940180Don't do it lad. Talk to someone or/and get some meds. TRUST ME. Nothing you can say is worse than the situation I was in a few years ago compared to now. We want you on /brit/ shitposting with us.
Got Lulu on
>>199940500cope you were early, again
girlie WHAT the duck
>>199940512? No I mean after he deleted by not new one I get server errors across the entire fucking site now for making new threads
>jannard deletes early new posted at 309 posts>5 new threads pop up in its place, spamming /int/the mind of the NEET amazes and confuses me
>canslad pretending his early new wasn't deleted
anime
Know a girl from London who said Labour winning doesn't change anything because they're now Center-Right instead of Leftist after kicking out CorbynIs this true?She's a leftist for reference
>>199940524She's a multimillionaire what does she care lmao
>>199940539fuck off
*installs crowdstrike on the /brit/ server*just keep us lads safe from threats, yeah
>>199940560Money can't buy youth for narcs. See Maddona.
>>199940552is for virgin freaks
>>199940504been shitposting here for almost a decade believe it or not and things have not changed for the better!
*gets up on the /brit/ stage and starts doing a gay porn dance*
>>199940553Labour are leftTories are centre-left
Illiterate Congoidal men lurking by young women
got no clothes on
>>199940616Narcissism doesn't exist It just means vanity, and everyone's vain
Lads, just returned the cans
Alright guys. Been too hot today which affects my mental health.
>>199940524>>199940560the ability of poors with nothing going on in their lives to take down and rage at their superiors is one of the worst parts of the internet
>>199940653wuu2? x
halo 1-3, reach and odst were so good. rest are wank. games are for gimps now.
>>199940671im 50% down on the vodka bottle ive boughtbeing drunk is greatjust got to not overdo it
>>199940682fuck off
wtf don't you guys have dryers or proper clotheslines?
Can you pronounce "Tl" as one syllable? Like in Tbilisi
swiss women are here
Might have a fucking wank
I bought chocolate biscuits to enjoy around this time opened the packet and it's all melted.
>>199940699they always were for gimps, you just grew up
>>199940723'Tb' not 'Tl' obviously oops
shes fit ashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IG033x4WiM
>>199940741
didn't read it tbqh
Got the AC on
I don't feel rich.
Eva Vlaardingerbroek is one of the only good dutch people that has ever existed.
the mum from friday night dinner is fit as
>>199940682mens mental health matters innit
Got the enormous British-made Meaco fan pointing straight at me bollocks
>>199940750choc goes in the fridge
>>199940809would give her my vlaarDINGERbroek lol x
remember shitposting on /brit/ in 2015 when i was a studentif only i knew how bad things would get
>>199940809I don't know who she is but I've seen her pic before and she's overrated. Her eyes are too close together and her face is meh.
>>199940723I presume so
>mental healthjust eat eggs, meat, and organs and you will be fine lol
>>199940838That's true
>I don't know who she is but I've seen her pic before and she's overrated. Her eyes are too close together and her face is meh.
>>199940741>fucking wankbit redundant isnt it?
>>199940809looks like one of those bland boring american republican broads
people should man up or shut upnobody gives a fuck about your "mental health"
>>199940722why is there so much trash in the yard?
You will never ever ever own a house.
>>199940908would love to pop that spot on his lip. bet it was a corker
>>199940908there's no way this kid carried a 10 foot ladder and an AR in a mile of summer heat just dont believe it
>>199940931Seems simple enoughJust save some money and get a girlfriend/wife to chip in
>>199940958>and get a girlfriend/wife to chip in
>>199940553She's right in that it doesn't change anythingWrong to say Labour is centre-right thoughThey're pretty firmly centre-left, the march through the institutions has managed to shift the Overton window to the left that now the Conservatives are also centre-left.
>>199940736where?
>>199940908Hairline on the poor lad, he never stood a chance
>stick on the netflixUI is shitWell pirating it is lads
>>199940931I could buy a home in cash but it doesn't make sense for me financially since my rent is so low.
>>199940990mine's worse by far!
>>199940927Is that Gabby Roslin
>>199940990evening fintroon
mental how korean people all have names like diang henlo and chieng buckshoo, why can't they just have normal simple names like john?
>>199940892What about physical health?
>>199941043go outside and walk in nature
>>199941017hahaha wat timmy gon do
>>199940931Already have. Sold it for almost double what I bought it for.
Black women are so fucking cringe, not even black men like them.They're loud, dumb as fuck, ugly and almost always angry about something, probably the cunt looking back at them in the mirror.Male Indians should get with female blacks, the two most undesirable groups in the world.
>>199940860I think she is a chudette influencer
>>199940967Is this Rockall or Ball's Pyramid
>>199941085Okay Issa Rae
>>199941052>the thePost disregarded
>>199941099dats rite
>>199941027no but this ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU390JYhD5o
men taking finasteride are at increased risk for impotence, erectile dysfunction, decreased libido, and ejaculation disorder, versus placebo
>>199940930It's part of the beautiful Romanian culture
>>199941085most black women are neurotic single motherswhy do you think they're so fucked up
good evening gentlemen
Women have a rich supply of melanin receptors inside their pussies
>>199941110https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxazmzy0vAo
Genuine question. Have any of you lads ever been in a position in your life where you could, so to speak, legally 'sell your soul' for an enormous benefit, and did you do it? Whether you did or didn't do it, how do you feel now?>I've never been in such a situation but I know for sure that I would not have-shut up you're not a part of this discussion
>>19994108583% of African American women are overweightwhich is pretty based
>>199941166No
Got the gay trainers on
I've never been in such a situation but I know for sure that I would not have.
>>199941166dont know what you mean exactly but almost ended up working on missiles and stuffdidnt get the job
Sunak unironically would have won if he closed Britain's borders and isolated us from the world stage.
>>199941166Good question, thanks for asking. I've never been in such a situation but I know for sure that I would not have sold my soul for enormous benefit, even if it were legal.
Got the gay porn porn on
>>199941201they're called gaynors
humans don't need to drink water
Best Men’s Fashion in London | Street Styledhttps://youtu.be/X_d0XA-Eht8?si=5uywgn7D6i-qadOv
Metal Elvis really playing up at the minute
if you incel walked for long enough there's a >0% chance you'd accidentally walk into a pussy just bent out in front of you
Feeling low in mood tonight.
>>199941226yer mum is called Gaynor
>>199941240LOL. No wonder the other kids beat you up
uhhh lads?
>>199941295Fuck off and die you boring cunt
Knicka juice
Sisters...
what's so good about this one?
>>199941295do you want to suck me off?
>>199940553She's a fucking muppetYes it will change things, just not through the methods she wants (retarded ones)
>>199941323+1 to this
>>199941269Alri Boltzmann
any other chubbychasingchudman in
>>199941338look at man's jack ups omds
Sweethearts
gaynor village
>feeling in low mood tonight
porn cause my pp to be flacid
>>199941362that's it
Soho is going down a STORM
>>199941354She's from London and used to talk about the impending collapse of the American Empire and NATO as well as the inevitable rise of Communism across the West when we were younger
feeling fishe
>Explore your perks with Shell GO+
bit sweaty innit
>>199941453The "American empire" is clearly in collapse though
>>199941453yeah well says it all really doesn't itif brains were dynamite she wouldn't blow her arse-wiping ears off
What happened to Emma Forbes she was peng
just put the fries in the bag
macroplastic in arse x
>>199941514Stupid bitch.
>>199940553Yes she's correctThe Tories and Labour are both Blairite parties
The amount of women still virgin at 30
no gay thouhgts in my head
Got the Jackie Brown on.Would appreciate your opinions on this move.
>>199941166I've never been in such a situation but I know for sure that I would not have
>>199941542You should be killed
they didn't specify what kind
>>199941514https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1721421295999820.webm
>>199941579BBC
>>199941555>Jackie Brown>When a man and woman are spooning and the male sticks just the knob of his tool in her arse. She then reaches around and jerks him off into her arse.
>>199941615Completely bizarre reply. Really wish you hadn't posted.
>>199941487Her future included balkanization
>>199941579A gooner to the end
>>199941555thought it was ok
Think i’m having some sort of psychotic episode
>>199941627hahahahahappening throughout the country and beyond tonightstress relief white fleshlights for vicious cronem
might have a wank in a minute
>>199941670Yeah? I like the soundtrack, especially Strawberry Letter 23https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rquygdjf0d8
>>199941683>Think i’m having some sort of psychotic episodeThat's just what the voices are telling you
>>199941683yea you are>>199941695no dont
>>199941555I remember Mark Kermode said that's the first actual good movie that Tarantino made and Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction were rubbish
>Katy Perry is 'freaking out' over Woman's World flop and holding crisis talks in frantic bid to save her album - as insiders reveal her desperate plan to win back her fansJUST
>>199941686ain't that right
>>199941723Who actually gives a fuck mate why are you posting this
Might vote Trump
>>199941721yeah? what would that specky twat know?
>>199941711is drachenlord still a thing?
>>199941723Her fans are at home raising their kids, like she should be. She should have just done a Vegas residency utter utter madness trying to chase zoomer fans, she understands nothing about them and never will.
>>199941723mogged by charlimogged by arimogged by carlymogged by lordemogged by dua lipamogged by billiemogged by lordemogged by gagamogged by mileykatycats...
Scranchester, so much to answer for
>>199941765Im not familiar with /deutsch/ memes, I never post there because it's full of deutsch
young, tight, virgin white pussies brutally stretched and deformed by monstorous bbc battering rods
Anyone want to come round?
>>199941721Unironically the first and only thing that I've ever agreed with Commode on
>>199941776fuck you mate go fuck off cunt
>>199941789drachenlord isnt a /deutch/ exclusive memenice job outing yourself as a proxy
Thinking about Russell Brand giving peak Katy Perry his dicky wick
Hate my new tellydespise the bastard thingwant it gone NOW NOW NOW NOW
>>199941789yet you're spamming the infantile mong frogs, curious
>>199941723If she'd stayed with Russell they'd have been a happy married couple with six kids by now
how often do u wank a week?
>>199941823what TV is it and what is wrong with it
>>199941816It's a /deutsch/ exclusive mean and just because I'm a proxy doesn't mean I'm a proxy
>>199941849depends how many days there are that week
wish i didn’t live with my fucking parents all i want to do is smoke a joint man got the weed the papers and the lighter sitting here fs
Bizarre gimmich really
>>199941856Casio TV-400 Portable Colour TV
why does /brit/ hate frogs wojaks and anime so much you see them literally everywhere else on the entire site
reckon at least one of the writers of Skins (UK) was just a nonce writing out his fantasy
>>199941871wat nigga
>>199941825I have never posted a frog in my life and I don't intend to change that
>>199941878gotta go for an incel woods walk
>>199941723Stop following what celebrities are doing you woman
>>199941530say that to her face you wouldn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k45zueuLFc
Pepe's are good ackshually
>>199941911
>>199941774Shut up you little poof
Shy nerdy white teens with huge fertile hips and ass rizzed by the local 30yo roadman drugdealer who violently vaporises her tiny hymen with his oversized dark baton
This girl never has to face real life, she always had someone to do it for her, to hold her hand ad guide her. She doesn't know what is it to be stressed because you don't know if you'll even have a roof for the beginning of your uni year because it's crowded. She never had to accept a room in a shady guy's house, it has a bad reputation but it's that or a hotel you can't afford. She never has to face parents not supporting you. She never has to not eat because she didn't has enough money, never has to either walk for hours or fraud to take public transportations at night after a small job after uni.I'm tired to see that much people buying her poor stressed student persona while she never makes anything overly good, she's no better than half of the country. And the worst is that if you dare to say it, you'll have some coming from you and tell you you should be happy for the others. Yeah, I'm so glad she received free clothing after using chat GPT to make a dissertation comfortably sat in her fully paid accomodation while I'm trying to earn money to not end in the streets, I was wondering if she'll survive without her free kombucha, this was the fear of my week.
>>199941898and this is also the only usuable thread on the site, weird
>>199941795I am leaving for my camping trip in 2 hours
cock is out
>>199941963make me :)?
What a puzzling person she is. I can’t imagine, at my big age and with a MA (distinction might I add), having nothing better to do than making a list of various time wasting activities I would have enjoyed as a reclusive know it all teenager.Aimlessly visiting archives and browsing through strangers’ family trees? What planet is she on?I’m too busy with multiple freelance jobs, relationships with partner/friends/family, exercising and cooking healthy food, cleaning, volunteer work, hobbies and interests. Etc. Just standard life. I don’t need to be filling gaps with meaningless tasks that tangentially relate to my interest in reading. Which by the way is because I enjoy both literature and ideas… I don’t simply have a fetish for library aesthetics like Ruby does.
>>199942001FOM ^-^
God is punishing me for my indulgences
>>199942028um
I've just realised when she says 'list' in this video it sounds like she is saying 'LEST'. Also, when she says Vita Sackville-West is sounds like she says 'WAST'.Also HOW MANY TIMES does she say 'Evelyn WORN' instead of 'WAR' for 'Waugh'?! Where is the 'n' coming from, Roobs?! She does it every time.
Any horseshoe theory man in?
How do I explain gen z boss and a mini to my parents?
2016mong posting about katy perry and now the usual roobay
How long does it take after you pass your driving test before you stop being a shit driver? feel like a maniac on the roads out there, like I shouldn't be allowed there.
immediately deletedjanny, you're alright, you silly cunt
here we are lads, friday night at the height of summer, what madness are you all getting up to?
the best time to scratch ones nuts are in the shower during the wintertime
>>199942028Right well that's a big floppy cock isn't it
>>199942074sweating in bed watching gay poo porn and I fucking STINK
>>199942074drank too much the last 2 days so having a chill one tonight
>>199941898Probably some tourist from one of the UK subreddits.>>199941878I know that feel but you could always go on a walk and find a comfy smoke spot
>>199942074doing home improvementstomorrow will be a b&q trip and painting some stains on the walls from shit scraping on them
>>199941930doesn’t fucking work because i’d come back visibly stoned and smelling of weed also taking a walk randomly at 10 at night is mental to them. i’d get practically interrogated about where i was going, why, who i would be potentially meeting. My parents have been strict control freaks all my life and would 100% know what i’m up to.It’s not like they can stop me, i’m my own man but they would just be incredibly disappointed, would probably shout and scream at me and not talk for a while. All that for a joint. So i have to wait until I have a few hours to myself in the house which is difficult as fuck because my mum is a teacher and therefore off the entire fucking summer. Brutal. Fucking sick of it mate I genuinely am.
The Rt. Hon. Charles Veitch MP
>>199942074I'm watching Till Death Us Do Part with my nanWe're having an argument about whether the window should stay open
could someone please wank me off
>>199942135wtf I'm 4chan is she talking to me?
>>199942074Camping with my sister and her female friends
Watching House of the DragonIt's shite
>>199942180wow sounds like the start of an 80s horror film
Bros....dudes.....our president Keir Starmer should totally defund the feds....
Just don't like nonces me ladsSomething instinctually deep inside makes me not like themYou could say I want to treat them violentlyI just can't help myselfThere is a natural instinct inside of me that just wants to be very nasty to nonces
>>199942074Might start watching films again haven't watched a film in yearsWas watching some of Gladiator the other day, enjoyed it a lot from what I saw of itThink I'll try ones set in ancient history I want to see the sets and things different to modern life
>>199942074 just generally being mentally insane and on a mad one
>>199942212might be, im bringing the cans
>>199942180Reckon they'll gangwank you?
>>199942199so was game of thrones. dr who but they shag and say bad words!! so chungus!!
remember that lad who bullied his little brother and made him think he destroyed his xbox 360 when he really just bought a broken one still makes me howl that
some fucking mosquito bit me in the heel and woke me up. now I feel like shit
>>199942199yeah I watched 2 episodes of the first season then sacked it off
Is there a worse food than Neapolitan ice cream?
>>199942028cockmogs me by far
>>199942199>It's shitehow
>>199942180ever shag them up their arses? what am I saying, of course you don't
>>199942252...yh
>>199942253What DO you enjoy, diego? Apart from your bent love of female popstars
Wanking in my garden
realising I'm actually quite thick
>>199942180big groups of women frighten me
>>199942256could be worse you could be gary mabbutt and have a rat eat your toe whilst your asleep in south africa
>>199942120>i’d get practically interrogated about where i was going, why, who i would be potentially meeting. My parents have been strict control freaks all my life and would 100% know what i’m up to.Exact same story with me. Blimey.
>>199942255No but your post about it song alone made me laugh
>>199942305wat does this mean
Which party is pro-nonce? Asking for a mate
could really do with dying in my sleep tonight
>>199942305no thoughts head empty :)
>>199942255nah but remember that one of the lad who shoved a tele remote up his arse and it ended up being staged. imagine millions of people seeing you behave like a possessed bumder
>>199942350milhouse do be vibin doe
>>199942336
>>199942344never heard of it
Might make pancakes for brekkie tomorrow
>>199942336his eyes widehis arse bitten
>>199941686whats up?
>>199942264dont really see the issue with it
so hot rain when
>>199942350THRILLHO
i'm xabi alonso
>>199942391https://youtu.be/YersIyzsOpcmental. was one of the first viral videos i can mind on youtube.
>>199942449Every other day for the entire year
>>199941878smoke it outside
Prices for Stevenage's new water park at Fairlands Valley Park have been revealed ahead of its opening tomorrow (Saturday, July 20).Individual bookings cost £22 per person, while family tickets (for two adults and two children or one adult and three children) cost £79.20 per group.Sessions last for 50 minutes, with an additional ten minute change over time. Customers are asked to arrive 40 minutes before the start of their session.
>>199942467
>>199942467No you aren't, be quiet
Friday night goonmeat pickup
Idea: /brit/lads piss jugWe all meet up to piss into a jug and the shortest lad has to drink the entire thing
>>199942520it's on you to prove that i'm not, ese
>>199942381ate this this morning
>>199942520It says right there though
>>199942490staged? maybe kino? undoubtedly
>>199942559pour it all over mousenonce instead
>>199942449calm down homer simpson
chimp pan zee and a mini
catyank as it were
you're from the sainsburys aren't you?
>>199942679I'm from London
>>199942074watching an anime girl play super mario (she's been playing for 11 hours)
He's actually quite creative desu, shame he doesn't put it to literally any other use
>>199942529Ripped up hymen
Need spaino to kill himself pronto
>>199942663>>199942663>>199942663migrate when the current thread is on page 8
>>199942760>>199942760>>199942760actual not early :-)
>>199942679>he's on to me
>>199942717>>199942755his novel that all this is part of will be released the day after he dies
>>199942673ain't nun timmy snr. gon do bout dat
>>199942769[Deleted]
>>199942769I have to remind myself that whorish behaviour promoted by Tiktok does not mean that all women are whores. Well at least not as much of a whore as the whores Tiktok promotes.
>>199942769
Dunelm
55" TV and spend all my time on a 13" laptop
>>199942769HAHAHAHA
