"idyllic garden" edition>>199938736previous
Booba Anne Hathaway
>>199942580I made a few calls. Called in a few favors. We wont be seeing that anon from now on.
There is a janny on cum right now
>>199942621janny is back to deleting new threads one post early I see
About to press send talk me out of it
>>199942693you are losing money by not buying that thing right now dude
>>199942687is janny the autism poster from last thread? many people are saying he is, very autistic folks. Very autistic!
you're a dope. you're a douchebag. you're a jerkoff
>>199942744I'm actually very likeable once you get to know me
JACKOFF. JACKOFF RIGHTNOW
>>199942672we have at least 2 sorta regular ones in here as far as I can tell
thinking of doing something racist with my facial hair a fu manchu or something of that variety
>JACKOFF. JACKOFF RIGHTNOW
>>199942670
>>199942789oooh you're showing your iq now
>>199942487Oh I've had that happen a few times where I'm walking and a girl just kinda smiles while passing. I guess I'll try saying "good afternoon" next and see how that turns out.>>199942729You would NOT catch me doing it for free. I know my posts last thread were goofy. I'm willing to take the clowning if it's part of working on my avoidant behavior and social anxiety.
DAE realize they’re happy and then 2 nanoseconds later get the thought “I should k1ll myself”? Something about being content triggers anxiety in me. Maybe because I know happiness is fleeting and suffering frequent.Is there something wrong with me or is this a common thing?
>>199942791no jannies during the buttpoo spam, tons of jannies when the thread is actually alive.REALLYMAKESYOUTHINK
>>199942923>You would NOT catch me doing it for freewell you're doing better than the cleanup crew at least, so you've got that going for you. many autisms can't understand nuance. I bring this up for no reason whatsoever.
>>199942931dea hea
remember when 4chan was obsessed with this girl?
A 4chan ce sta 'na JannyLa pugno mia ce tuzzulea.'Nu filo addora 'int'a 'na testa,Passa Mountain Dew sul keyboardA 4chan ce sta 'na Janny
>>199942970It's also really suspicious when someone is posting literal porn and it's up for hours but another poster says something mean to an anon and the reply disappears in a minute...
I remember the first day.
being lazy is the cross i have to bear
>>199943159Oh yeah. Ainu or inu or itsu or some shitI could never forget whether it's a girl or not
>>199943159Anzu is still the queen of /int/
>>199943159>girlThat facial abuse webm where Anzu was visibly uncomfortable was odd
>>199943229You were there at Creation ? Wow. What was it like? I heard it was wicked hot
>>199943241I never saw it, link?
Melania kissed his ear for us bros... those were our lips
>>199943159i wonder if she knows about this place
>>199943159Everybody got mad when they saw her with her bf
I remember the day of my birth
>>199943307It's been like 15 years, I'm sure someone's mentioned it to her
imagine eating this good
>>199943358I remember your birth too, your mother was hysterical. But that was the proudest day of my life.
>>199943298he’s lying, if such a video existed we would already know it
>>199943304from your lips to gods ear my friend
>>199943203yes. i also suspect the janny doesn't really leave cum much unless he has to cause the thread is a disaster and then we get threads deleted for being one post early
>DUDE SMOKING AND ALCOHOL LMAO
>>199943282>What was it like? Hard to explain. You just had to be there.
I'm not a hoarder but I do have a bunch of random junk. My mother HAS to be a hoarder she always says she has no money but then she sells stuff she gets from thrift stores in a monthly garage sale and the rest of the time its just strewn about the backyard an extra room and the living room
>>199943365wait so she's like mid thirties now? wtf
>>199943477Id imagine so. Did the world really begin on a Tuesday like I heard?
>>199943298need to fix desuarchive first. also it wasn't porn it was some brown handed man squeezing Anzu's cheeks roughly and touching
>>199943572well she is a turkey so it would make sense if she were getting manhandled by turkeys
>>199943546Time has this habit of, you know, passing and shit. But she's only 27
>>199943563>TuesdayYes. It was actually called Chewsday back then, but that’s another story.
>>199943159Her boyfriend the Mexican dragon ball z fan."Nah man I just watch old anime"
>>199943661Man, I bet you got some wild stories, huh? Id love to hear one sometime
>>199943597she has been in interracial before
>>199943708Her boyfriend is a long haired Asian dude with a ponytail
>>199943721wait did she do porn?
>>199943426i believe you have correctly interpreted the sarcastic and facetious humor of his post. congratulations anonymous.
>>199943792long time ago
>>199943829liar
>>199943713>good storiesLess than you’d think. I spend most of my time trying to destroy an alien rock and the old man defending it.
>>199943829Don't besmirch the name of Queen Anzu you sub-verbal australopithecine. How dare you. Mongrel.
if you're gonna be an e-girl I think it's best (financially) to go the Belle Delphine route and don't do porn as long as you can.then once interest starts to wane you do the only fans.
Boutta eat some Costco chicken wings
>>199944023enjoy anon
Got a whipped cream pizza in the oven
im happy hope youre happy too
>>199944167im trying to have a good day today so bad
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
>>199944305he is so talented
>>199944305How can we make money from this
i lost respect for belle delphine when she started doing porn, up until that point i thought she was just hustling simps and not just a genuine whore
>>199944403sell tickets for people to watch but make sure otner gets a cut of the sales because he’s the reason for the show it’s his talent
1-3 Minecraft4-6 wow7-9 hentai0 shower
Bintu from Moncton is my Fido representative helping me today.
>>199944573fuck that you ought to show nibba
eating me phish food pinttasty
Don’t like that retard ITT
>>199944573I already jacked it to hentai today
has the outage affected me? dont think so
>>199944604>>199944733I'm gonna shower and fap now, then play Minecraft and listen to the Mike Enoch debate on Night Nation Review later.
>>199944960shouldn't you fap and then shower
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZLhUySLsB4how common is this in the United States of America?
Haven't opened my Windows laptop for a few weeks. Is it fucked?
>>199945015You live in America
why am i always feverish and sick to my stomach and why do i get headaches all the time. do i have cancer
>>199942917I'm not suggesting anything about my IQI don't think a person's likeability is determined by their IQ
>>199944979I fap in the shower
>>199945153>do i have cancerextremely unlikely
How many states have you been to
>>199945035hehe
>>199945015It's a business. I do security and there are dudes that come and try to bait unschooled officers into hitting them or something by filming and refusing to leave. They can make hundreds of thousands of dollars off of one bad interaction, it's a business
>>199945175go jerk off to star trek
i am going to drink simply orange orange juice for dinner
>>199945015what's the context here
>>199945194California, Colorado, Nevada, Georgia, Hawaii, Alaska, NY, Washington State, Oregon, Nebraska, Texas, Arizona a bunch of those ones in the middle when I took a Greyhound bus to ny
>>199944960better than listening to nick fuentes like you used to I guess
>>199945194Pretty much all of them from Massachusetts to Florida
>>199945254he wasn't following proto
>>199945332who is this man
wish those chicken wings lasted longer
>>199945325you visited many of the most boring states what's up with that
>>199945194WA that's it.
>>199945325How do you go to Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands before Hawaii and tons of other states?
>>199945338fedsmoker, a retired double agent
>>199945358Civil War-boo, I like visiting the battlefields
>>199945389I went on Caribbean cruise that stopped at a half dozen different islands
>>199945398oh well that makes sense then
I wish my cat had homophobia too!
>>199945396fuck you
>>199945508https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_r_bZdkBew
i'm making mad gains with my jelking routine
https://youtu.be/uPUgx5kI3Xs?si=kMMzmw1JYGg8tKViLol
>>199945486lmfao>>199945240you need to eat something too you cant run off just oj
>>199945514https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVGI_Z-YeIU
>>199945194I will never visit your dirty country
it's not fair that i dont have gigantic tits on my face right now
>>199945641just fact checked it and this proves you are wrong because the pulp is food adjacent.
What's your area code
>>19994587390210
>>199945901you fucking moronblithering fool
what's your address
>>199945315Fuentes kinda fell off, and I never fully agreed with him anyway. I agree with Peinovich a lot more and I like him more.
>>199945914
>>199945869thats just a picture of you that isnt proof of anything
>>199945237I don't watch thatYou're a genuinely stupid cunt
>>1999459381000 Colonial Farm RoadLangley, Virginia
The estability and relative safety of a regular internet user makes it dificult to process and understand the full impact and repercutions of his/her actions because he/she doesn't have the immediate feedback and physical repercutions that a "real life scenario" provides. Thus they don't feel too bad when they commit crimes or cause someone else to do it from their clean and quiet rooms.The reality check comes too late when the police knocks at the door... when it happens.
>>199945938Buckingham PalaceLondonSW1A 1AA
>>1999459387th street
>>199945994i will be there
>>199945938ZOOM Box 350 Boston, Mass02134
>>1999459381600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500
>>199945959oh really, well post your snopes article fact checking my fact check then.
damn
What vidya have you guys been playing lately?
>>1999459381932 2nd Ave, Seattle, WA 98101
>>199946149I used to live on 2nd Ave West. not in seattle thoughever
>>199946138none
>>199946042Tell my gatekeeper that you are "The Moon" and have an important meeting with me.
>>199946138Dark Souls 3
>>199946124quit posting incel garbage here
>>199946138Crusader Kings 2 Game of Thrones mod
>>199946138Mario and Luigi Bowser's Inside Story
>>199946138MH:Rise
>>199946138pathfinder
>>199946200and what if i dont? you're gonna cry and piss and shit in your pants?
>>199946138I don't play video games because I'm not a fat gay retard incel.
>>199946124keep posting insightful infographics on here
>>199946138sims 4 mostly lately
>>199945325>went to vancouver>didn't pop on down to washingtontsk tsk tsk
whats your full name
>>199946138I'm doing my second playthrough of the whole tony hawk series from 2x, trying to 100%* (* all goals all golds, fuck gaps + all characters)also started playing NFS from underground 1 and I'm gonna play through them all from there
>>199946298chris p bacon
>>199946298Tariq Monteiro
>>199946298Mamma Mammi
>>199946298Jayquariavious Washington
>>199946298Donald John Trump
and credit card number?
>>199946298Jared Fogle
>>199946298Don Keedic
>>1999463664
>>199946366i just use checking
>>199946298Zip Doogle
Have you actually been to DC?
>>199946404I went for a field trip in middle school
>>199946404>another shit ton of replies for no good reason
>>199946404DC THIS NUTS LOL
>>199946404I went for a field trip in high school
I don't have plans to ever go to DC. Seems like a boring shithole
>>199946404No, and I'll never go to that crime ridden democrat-run nigger shithole.
>>199946404I have an uncle who lives in Arlington, 5 minutes walk to the metro
>>199946404we had a field trip in middle school but i didn't go because it was expensive
>>199946404yeah when i was a kid. we were on a road trip to boston and we stopped and saw everything in DC all in one day
>>1999463664000 4351 7382 2812exp 04/29ccv 094
>>199946298Henry VIII, King of England
Yellowkniflifax VGH.....
i'm a young healthy stud but for some reason women don't seem interested
>>199946202I'm watching house of the dragon I think it's good I like it
>>199946522I saw that last month, it was pretty kino
>>199946523for me it's edmontinnipeg
>>199946544is it as good as GoT early seasons
>>199946523Edmontinnipeg sounds like it would be a hellhole
>>199946568absolutely. maybe even better in some parts.
i hate anyone who is smarter, taller, more talented, or more interesting than i am
>>199946606you must be absolutely filled with hate then
What's your most prized possession?Mine is my metal gear mug.
stop replying to every shitpost
199946635ok I won't
>>199946629my grandfathers' watch and ring. i could not put one over the other.
>>199946633my parents went on top of it in 2000
>>199946659thank you
>>199946629my vinyls
>stop replying to every shitpost
>>199946629i am not attached to objects
i am attracted to objects
>>199946298Homer Simpson
women are objects
>>199946719im also attracted to women
sex with adult females
i am attracted to the eyes of women when we're walking on, say, a nature trail
what do you do for work
i like men and women for different reasons
>>199946770see>>199946766
>>199946739Please let us gang bang Marge!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd9TlGDZGkI'ove me the good ol' U S A, 'imple as.
>>199946770c >>199946792
>>199946741based
>>199946685>1 year off FUCK!!!!!!
I’m soda pressed
>>199946857that's not based
*secretly googles la pesadilla de homero*
>>199946858my uncle was staying at the marriott at the wtc the day it got destroyed. but he was out seeing the statue of liberty
>>199946878are you not an object that exists in the world?
>>199946888i mean yeah i exist but people are more than just objects we have aspirations and ideas and emotions
>>199946551I didn't know it was in a museum in New YorkNot very fair that you've taken our historical artefacts
>>199946912speak for yourself
>>199946915no wonder these guys fall for the programming socks meme
>>199946792family guy simpsons orgy18 and over sexual fantasieseverybody looking so gorgyquagmire standing up on top of the bed jaggin off conducting the sexual fornicationspeter suck margehomer lick loiswith springfield quohags - quag sexual congregation
>>199946915one boyfriend-free girl please
gonna fap to joi now
I stink, I smell sour, this is such a weird scent, probably from consumption, and I can't shower until later because I have some yardwork to do and I don't want to shower twice, it's too hot to work now, and I worked an hour in the morning and then had to take a nap immediately after.
>>199946970who's Joi? these le quirkin chungus misspellings are starting to really get my goat
>>199946882That one kinda sucks actuallyThere are more tho
>>199946984it's a bladerunner reference
>>199946981i guess you just have to accept being a stimky boy for a little while before you can get your yard work done
what is the cost of lies
>>199946970My favorite category.t. advanced coomer
>>199946770the implication indeed
>>199946984jerkoff instructions
I was born when the soviet union still existed and there was 2 germanies
>>199947001go on
>>199947049oh dear
I was born after 9/11
>>199947049me in two months desu
>>199947071alright unc
Took a shower and fapped. Feel kinda tired now, might go to bed(7pm) and read isekai
>>199947015everyone must accept it
>>199947096i can only beat the 250 rank bot in chess.comit has actually beaten me a couple times
>>199947074you're not exempt btw
>>199947108put those heinie cheeks away apu
i was like 1500 in chess. i spent my life playing games and the saddest part is i'm not even really good at any of them
>>199947148no. never.
Ana de Armas is so fucking hot.>>199947106GRIM>>199947132Why would you fap after a shower and not before?
im like 2000 in chess
women are a meme, why do this to yourselves lmao
>>199946770in the process of being hired as a supply teacherstarting in september
>>199947202i love this picture
>>199947134that's actually pathetic. here's your homework https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQsLDm9Rq9bHKEBnElquF8GuWkI1EJ8Zp&si=XhgKzOR7KsPp-95f
>>199947203I FAPPED IN THE SHOWER AND CUMMED DOWN THE DRAIN
>>199947211what the fuck is a supply teacher
>>199947208what's a hu?
>>199947228:(
>>199947208>you have to compete with 232k men for a single girl just be in the top 0.0004310344827586% bro
>>199947253hook up
who asked
>>199947208i thought you guys were against hook up culture isn't this exactly what you want
>>199947246the teacher who shows up when your real teacher is sick, duh
>>199947226born to live free, forced to put on the suit
>>199947273shhhhhh the normies ITT aren’t ready to hear this
i think my pungent body odor might be caused by this toxic plastic air matress. back to sleeping on the floor
>>199947242I couldn't do it in the shower, I need porn (and hence my phone) to cum. Can't bring my phone in the shower for obvious reasons.
>>199947342love this video i was worried he was gonna get stuck but he knows what hes doing there was no reason to worry
>>199947353most phones are water resistant these days, but you need to use your imagination you prono addict
>>1999472731. this is true for online dating, not real life2. the bar for being a man that a woman would have sex with is a whole hell of a lot lower than you think3. besides being above the abysmal grade of looking half decent while outside, it's literally a numbers game until you are dating4. you should spend your energy considering whether you want to be dating in the first place, it's a money sink and if the goal is losing virginity you should know in advance it won't change anything about you
>>199947353you have to let the shower run on super hot so the bathroom gets nice and sleepy and then jerk off into toilet paper so you can flush the mess down the toilet, then scrub a dub dub
what does it mean to mog someone
>>199947420
go ahead and call me liar but I DONT CARE If i never have sex.
>>199947420mog comes from "alpha male of group" so it is just a meme term to say you're better than them
i walked 10 miles today and now i am sleepy. might go to bed soon.
>>199947387you are telling the truth but they don't want to hear it
>>199947296oh you're a substitute lul pretty much anyone can do that
>>199947420I'm currently vocabmogging you by knowing what it means while you don't
>>199947412I just jerk off into my undies in bed beforehand.
>>199947420Allow me to illustrate it for you. Left mogs right.
>>199947453sleep tightly and carry a big z
>>199947438i look like that>>199947445thanks im gonna start saying i mog people here>>199947471well im currently dressed mogging you because im putting on clothes and going to the pharmacy before they close right now
dont wanna go to work tomorrow. I think i quit
>>199947512i got fan fucking TASTIC news for you if you work a typical 5 day workweek
>>199947500>well im currently dressed mogging youI'm currently shirtless and wearing ripped shorts ergo furthermore hitherto physically mogging you
>>199947494perhaps i will sleep loosely and see how it goes
>>199947531I dont dumbass
>>199947545okay twist my good wishes again and u will sleep forever think about that next time
>>199947550i have terrible news for you
cum con sex con sexo con cum
>>199947467sure, you still need a couple degrees here though
'za for din din
>>199947544i mean you are mogging me physically i am smaller than you but thats not the point the point is that i am almost fully dressed now and you are nakey
>>199947570
>>199947602my fist ur chinchin (iykyk)
Pillsbury biscuits with eggs
>>199947607DEEP
Shitting right now
>>199947607>all alonekinda true
my favorite aco is american dragon jack long and his mom but I can't find any websites that carry it anymore.
>>199947606webm related me vs you
ummm ackshually MOG means when you see some (comparable) things and one is clearly better then it MOGS the others.for instance right guy heightmogs the others, and chadmogs thema dude being taller than a girl is not height mogging because that's not comparablet. nerd
>>199947668>>199947668>>199947668
>>199947607.
>>199947659*run circles around him while throwing rocks*
>>199947342
