blue lotus edition>>199942621previous
ummm ackshually shut the fuck up goofass bitch fuck you
Biden won't drop out, his entire family is sustained by his political career
>>199947668*mogs your blue lotus*
ok i'm off to the pharmacy
>>199947718the crack must flow
>>199947694https://youtu.be/X8OeBZQn3_whttps://youtu.be/X8OeBZQn3_whttps://youtu.be/X8OeBZQn3_w
i have to be at work in 10h 40 mins
ya boy is no longer unemployedthe NEET nightmare is finally over
>>199947794the wagie nightmare is just starting
>>199947794EXCELLENT work anon! my fuckin man. what job did you get?
>>199947794when i was unemployed i wanted to be employedwhen i am employed i want to be dead
>>199947806being a wagie is better
this is half of u
>>199947794I've done this about 3 times in the past two years and everytime I either quit by texting before my next shift or walk off the job (only one time) and most times it's because I was just a drunk who could not handle life
I quit st*rb*cks almost a year agothinking of applying again because NEETdom is driving me stir crazy
>>199947806better a wagie then waking up and feeling worthless all day>>199947811wouldnt you like to know, glowie
>>199947830now thats what i call ZESTY
>>199947836> I either quit by texting before my next shiftI'm thinking about doing this rn. what did you say exactly i want to copy your text
>>199947830i don't have cake like that
Shitting rightnow
>>199947872if you text they will hate you no matter what, a phone call will always go furtherthat is to say that if you're texting and don't intend on going back then it doesn't mattress
When I find a new song I really like I will listen to it for hours straight
finna join the nearest psychiatrist hospital for some bpd pussy
>>199947912chief keef - winnin
>>199947936fr?
>>199947905yeah idgaf if they hate me. I need to quit anyway and get a new job since they cut my hours
>>199947986then you can pretty much say "hey sorry for the short notice but I'll be quitting effective now" and then ignore the stream of calls/texts
>run candidate who has some form of dementia or cognitive decline>know that this is true behind the scenes but lie to the public>think this won't blow up in your face later>???
>>199948051>>run candidate who has some form of dementia or cognitive declinewhich one are you talking about?
only dementia man could defeat le hibtler
where can i find cute virgin homeless girls?
>>199948081>>>/reddit/
>>199948102that didnt answer my question
>>199948136r/democrats
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU CANT SAY THAT BLUMPF IS SENILE TOO SINCE HE'S ONLY 2 YEARS YOUNGER THAN BIDEN!!! THE GETTSBURG SPEECH MEANS NOTHING!!! BLOWING UP SHARKS WITH MINES IS FUNNY!!!
>>199948177it was an analogy but your dense brain didn't understand it
despicable cystic breakouts around my nose and upper lip from pulling the covers up over my mouth and sleeping with only my nose sticking out so my face and nose can still enjoy a cool breeze
>>199948194analogy for what
>>199948202electric regulations or something I'm not gonna rewatch it
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJzID62kRtw
>>199948194autists do not understand analogies btw
could not (huge not) care less than I do about politics
>>199948230electric regulations...in sharks?
>>199948177yeah biden is just as mentally competent as trump, that's why 10 democratic senators and like 25 house members are telling him to step down
>>199948262You're still wrong anyway
>>199948300where did I say that biden was at all cognitively competent?
cuz im sittinghere doing nothign but aging
fuck u i wont do what u tell medun dun
pretending that the non dementia candidate umm akshually has dementia is a weird strategy that won't work but do carry on, quite funny.
>>199948327does trump struggle to read a teleprompter, have cases thrown out because the prosecutors view him as "an elderly man with poor memory", and misremember names and events?
Going to Ikea with mom tomorrow
went on a walk today, i saw a happy young couple walking home while i was clutching the litter i had collected up off the sidewalk: 3 beer cans, 2 wrappers and 1 plastic bottle. was a good walk but also very introspective perchance
Me?Shall be voting for Scronald Mumpf
this nigga is picking up trash for free
>>199948411i'm at a point in my life where i look down on anyone with ikea furniture. it used to be a good deal but now it's basically walmart tier craftsmanship with slightly better styles.
>>199948376>does trump struggle to read a teleprompterhttps://x.com/Acyn/status/1799888017039265926>and misremember names and events?gettysburg, hannibal lecter
will he revisit this recipe?
>>199948411what's her name? carol?
just made an egregiously bad shitpost on a slow boardwill probably get 3 day'd on it
>>199948470post it for us
If you have to "assemble" your furniture, you're poor lmao
Good morning my /cum/friends
>>199948448do it for her
>>199948486why is she dressed like that
politics are gay, but watching people seethe over politics is fun
>>199948468Natasha >>199948455I'm a brokie so i cant be very picky
>>199948470i absolutely never have been banned only in one board except one time on tv
>>199948448why wouldn't you? do you want your community to look like a shithole?
>>199948448why not? it feels good to do it without any kind of external incentive and my neighborhood is cleaner
>>199948486not your friend + go to aokigahara and neck yourself
>>199948509she's japanese, dummy
>>199948486Hot
brother just told me he had to put down his dog today. i have never heard him cry like this before so i didn't really know what to do. i don't think i handled it well.
>>199948448I clean up the local graveyard sometimes
>>199948527do they really dress like that normally
>>199948540when people cry about death all you can really do is listent. seen people die
>>199948540give it a day or two then text or call him and be like "hey bud i'm sorry about the other day you needed me and i let you down" and then you'll be best friends forever and ride off into the sunset.
>>199948199Wash your sheets
>>199948540best way to get over a pets death is to adopt a new one as soon as possible
>>199948557yeah
>>199948540RIP doggoJust say I'm sorry for your loss
>>199948518My city hires Haitians to pick up trash around our city
Sometimes something happens in a book I'm reading and it causes me physical pain and anguish. I must be subconsciously self inserting because it's always involving a heroine and I never forget it even after many years.
ayo this cracka readin a book
>>199948580c'est bon
>>199948615you will never be a woman
>>199948611>haitians create garbage and litter>city hires haitians to collect garbagehmmm
le desordre c'est moi
Stop letting this stunad make flower OPs. This is a psyop by Big Floral to get you to but bouquets and shit. FTD Mafia
im depressed. maybe hrt will help but its kinda expensive
>>199948690lmao nigga come the fuck on
LOVED smoking this shit
I think of a woman's vagina as her special flower
im gonna press you into a pill
this nigga is smoking shit
>>199948740poosylvania on sewer-cide watch
I'll smoke you nigga
smackdown in 6 minutes bros
>>199948771*sewer slide
>>199948772
>>199948540>i didn't really know what to dojust my 2 cents, but i think the best thing to do in those scenarios is to just be there and present for them and realize it's not about you and it's not something you can fix. if they want to talk about it, listen, if they don't want to then just offer to stick around and be there so they don't feel alone, it means a lot more than you can understand in those moments.
meant blue lotus
so anyway, i will never have sex in my life
>>199948740Lellz.
>>199948817do you live in a safe part of brazil? I will fly there and we can split a big bunda prostitute
>>199948817>brazilfag posting daily about how he will never have sex when you can fuck a whore in an hourfuck off dude
i am not so pathetic as to fuck a literal whore
gonna vape and drink monster in the park tomorrow
>>199948881are you sure you're 18
>>199948870more for me I guessI will buy multiple I think
>>199948870>i'm so sad I will never have sex>noooo I won't have sex that way
>>199948889suit yourself, the best whores are at capitals + there's no safe places in brazil
>>199948886I'm nearing 30 years old
>>199948870you're not better than them
oh husbant...
>>199948870if you think fucking a prostitute is "pathetic" then you will never make it
>>199948939UH HERRO PREASE
>>199948886nta but I'm 26 and that's my morning routine
All women are prostitutes, yes,especially (You)r mother.
>>199948690yeah some exogenous estrogen will surely help balance your emotions
>>199948935ermm yes i am
>>199948939damn so many of them wear glasses, kinda crazy
>>199948996nigga you just said you will never have sex so no you're not anyway I have no idea why any man would object to cheap pussy
>>199948996nope. incel goes with whore.
>>199949028fucking whores means you accept defeat
Cant wait for summer to finally be over Autumn chads where we at?
>>199949053accept defeat? nigga stop overanalyzing it, jesus fucking christ
>>199949083Cool it with the n-word
>>199948939>trying to make me explode with her mind
>nigga>nigga>niggaShut the fuck up nigger
>>199949068love me some halloween but Im a /winter/ chad myself
>>199949068fucking kino season, only reason I'm hesitant to move back to florida
>>199949104nigga she ain't tryin
back from the pharmacy what did i miss
>>199949068here. I'm ready for winter too
does /cum/ have any anime figurines?I have one of my wife
anyone anywhere in the world can fuck whores regardless if it's legal or not because they exist regadless, by that metric no one is an incel
>>199949140I have this in the box still and a cheap Ougi one from amazon
>>199949142>by that metric no one is an incelcareful oppenheimer you're about to invent the truthnuke
>>199949140what is on her thigh? also girls should wear short skirts more
I'm gay but not like that
>>199949140no. whats the point? ffs
>>199949140mostly plushies, i have a few small figures though
>>199949174a holster because she stays strapped
>>199949142>>199949163if you don't want to fuck whores then you are a volcel, not an incel
>>199949163anyone anywhere in the world can also cold approach thousands of girls until it goes their way, they can physically, but can they mentally?
>>199949217what are you even on aboutchoose to have a good night instead of incel posting
>>199949188MIIIIIIIGU :DDDD
>>199949250it's more than just having 100 bucks or being physically able to fuck a whore
>>199949142whores don't nullify incelism because the crux of incelism is someone choosing to have sex with youwhores aren't choosing it, they're just getting paid by the hour, but it's still sex
>>199949251
Fucking zoomzooms in this thread. Fuck outta heeya.
>>199949285yeah yeah it's about validation and wanting to feel special because she "picked" you
I had a canadian neighbor and I broke his windows with rocks
>>199949317not at all what i was thinking but whatever
i condemn you to a sexless life
>>199949328basedkeep those moose jockeys on their toes
>>199949333yes it is.
>i choose to remain gross to women, i choose to make zero attempts to court women, i have decided that paying women doesn't count>i can't have sex>and this is involuntary btw
drop your cashapp. i'm blessing someone tn
>>199949384he hasnt even formed his first thought yet
>>199949376what if i drop my steam wishlist instead
>>199949376$sean_lov3s2sm1ke
>>199949384poor dude just got caught up in god's mysterious plan i'm so sorry
>>199948412I knew the guy who originally made that wojak. He died of a double stroke last year. Rest in peace brother
>>199949376i don't want your handout
>>199949395hmm ok
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLCHH*
gonna take a nap
games have really been shit lately, like shieet
>>199949539play old onesI'm going to be moving soon and will be in temporary housing for a few months, I will miss my og xbox
I've been playing stardew valley, but they make you do too much in the game
>>199949560i've been playing elona, its SHIT, everything one shots me and i have to save scum out of the ass
i tell ya
>>199949588>weebshitoh.............
Reckon I might get drunk tonight
anyone wants to play super mario 64 coop deluxe?
>>199949615sure
>>199949630drop tag
For me, it's Akira.
gonna have salmon with grilled asparagus tonight.
mom's taking me guitar shopping right now :3
>>199949560thistook the retropill and never looked back
>>199948509Because her job is to be cute for money>>199948523You are my friend most of all, anon :)If you ever come to Japan someday I’d love for us to hang out and admire cute girls
>>199949670get a gibson, don't be a fender poser
>>199949612Based I got drunk with the lads last night. Everyone ended up throwing up lmao.
>>199949590Janny's so cheap, he buys a soda off the dollar menu on the installment plan
>>199949676You're a creepy dude
>>199949670Underage
my roommate ran out of the vodka that i steal
>>199949644i gotta make dinner first
>>199949676I genuinely (not in a joking, wink wink nudge nudge internet ribbing way) hope you die screaming
>>199949376$760HiC thanks
Gretsch masterrace
>>199948517I've probably been banned hundreds of times lmao
made a pizza and ate the whole thing
>>199949771fatso
>>199949750you mean gibson
>>199949783it was my first and only meal of the day tho
just turned a ticket into a warning by being kind and honest with the police officer
/tv/ jannies are fucking glowies.
>>199949803I said gretsch and I meant gretsch, you hermaphrodite
>>199949644I don't have a mic so
sometimes i wonder if the doctor who saw me naked thought it was strange that i have a foreskin
>>199949821haha i traffic mog you because i don't drive
what game should i play, i need a new game to eat up all my time
>>199949878aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>199949881system shock remake
>>199949881what kinds of games do you like
In a city like Vancouver it's faster to take transit anyways.
family guy theory: chris isn't peter's son because he has blonde hair
>>199949926>t. doesn't understand dominant and recessive alleles
>>199949917very pretty city by the way, i enjoyed my visit
>>199949644>>199949615coopnet password cumint
Did I already told you guys that I'm going to the music studio again
how do i beat scrolling addiction, porn addiction, and alcohol addiction
>>199949905You're Creepcel now
>>199949947
>>199949969Raise IQ above 90.
lets call him creepcel from now on
yeah let's reward retarded behavior with attention
>>199949972Except the “creep” part is wrong and so is the “cel” part
>>199950009creepfag sounds better
https://youtu.be/xMYsle37ND8
>>199949963i'm in
>>199950053yeah gimme a sic I gotta set up settings
>>199949842that's pretty much just a gibson you know
>>199949908already beat it on max difficulty(except the time limit that one was gay)>>199949915a lot of different stuff, i guess at the moment I'm looking for a roguelike or RPG
>>199950038cel is the suffix we useLike how brit uses nonce
>>199950063teles are pretty cool too
>>199950059i never played this before, crazy how easy it was
/cum/bros join in on sm64 coop
I don't play video games as they are for children and I am 30 years old.
>>199950168same except i'm not nearly as old as your crusty dusty fossilized ass
>>199948465This was great banter. Too bad about the pushback and he had to say he "didn't mean it like that."
>that 30 year old geriatric who cant figure out a nintendo
>>199950189>>199950191I prefer reading. You know, BOOKS?? Grab a brain retards.
>>199950122ah man i don't have pj64 on this pc
>>199950190give us a QRD
>>199950220i just downloaded it right now, it's like 300mb
ayo this nerd READING
>>199950220it's not project64https://sm64coopdx.com/
I'm ready to die but I'm not going to kill myself or seek death out in any way. I'm just letting the universe know, once again, that I am worthy of death. Please say a quick prayer that I will die painfully.
>>199950243I'm back up btw
>>199950252Videogame nerds are worse. At least I can glean info I can use to sound smart in conversations.
>>199950222It was a normal video, during the height of drumpf mania, that people took the wrong way. He made a response video saying that the video wasn't politically motivated.
why anyone older than 22 is still here is beyond me
https://youtu.be/XY2ZhNF200Y
>>199950285it's not working anymore, it's failing to join, do i need to download this personal star counter mod myself?
>>199950305I can disable it
>to sound smartlel
>>199950298This site is for those aged 25 and older.
>>199950308yea i dont know why it's not working anymore, it might be it
why anyone younger than 22 is still here is beyond me
I don't know what to state to move to
>>199947694The new tech is to say there was no evidence Jewish people were enslaved in Egypt and it was all a fable
>>199950369Idaho, so you can be da hoe
https://youtu.be/2AilA-M6N5U
>>199949682>I got drunk with the ladskinda cringeI meant getting drunk alone like a truly enlightened individual
Just drank a glass of chocolate milk.
Drinking diet coke
>ladsFOB
dranking nothing
drank a coke, gonna have some root beer next.
fatty^
therapist roleplay porn, oh yeah
bro why close server
>>199950580fuck off today is my birthday
>>199950605i am 185cm exactly and no woman has ever looked at me that way
>>199950624it's up
>>199950587>now anon, would you say having a micropenis has effected your relationship with women?
>>199950626Happy birthday, bud
I'm 6'2" and I catch bitches mirin all the time
>>199950626happy brithday, fatty
>>199950605im 188 and women ignore me
>>199950534Hello saar
>>199950634it's connection issues then, it's not connecting again
>>199950636>wrong use of effectedi'm about to AFFECT your relationship with the mortal coil
>>199950636welll you see it all started back in grade school, during Penis Inspection day...
>>199950626happy birthday, cummy
/CUM/BROS join https://sm64coopdx.com/password: cumint
>>199950681
I guess facial features are important
>tfw failed penis inspection day back in 5th grade because the nurse wouldnt stop fondling my junk while I waited to take the test they put it on your permanent record and everything, my life was ruined
I hate constantly being reminded how I'm apparently the only guy my age who didn't grow up playing Mario or Smash Bros or Mario Kart or any of those fucking games.Just more proof that it was over before it even started. Doomed to be an outcast.
>>199950758it literally doesn't matter
flunked personality inspection day
canadian niggas be like"this fun video game too spicy"
>>199948376Not up to date with D man's antics, but didn't he say a while ago that he went thru a dementia test and passed and then gets the name of his doctor wrong right after?
>>199950758I never played those games either, I was a Playstation kid, and for that I am thankful
brazilbro you are having connection issues
Fun fact: per gram of ethanol, beer is on average 37% more caloric than wine.
>>199950824yea it kicked me out now i cant join back in
>>199950807>he had a gaystationI am very sorry
>>199950845try again
Nintendo fags smell bad
>>199950859no luck
is this a lot of h1b visas
>canadumbs never experienced the KINO of mario kart with the boyssad!
>>199950888try now, password intcum
Killing myself with exit bag bye faggots
anyone wants to join download opengl version extract and run then drag and drop the sm64 rom file https://github.com/coop-deluxe/sm64coopdx/releases/tag/v1.0.1https://myrient.erista.me/files/No-Intro/Nintendo%20-%20Nintendo%2064%20(BigEndian)/
>>199950904But that's the opposite of what I'm saying. Almost all of them did (those of my generation, anyway). I'm the black sheep in that my parents didn't allow me to spend too much time playing vidya or watching TV. I did play a little Rayman and a little Sahnic on the Sega thoughever.
We played tekken
>>199950948
>>199950894not high volume but definitely an unusual spike. uscis should have denied their petitions.
I fucked up ladsSent her a voice message sayng "hey i was gonna send you a way worse one of me crying earlier but i worked through that haha miss you tho"Really wanting to fucking stop existing rn
>>199951017>>199951017>>199951017
