gyaldem edish
>>199944597disgusting wenches
*puts Rorke in the Sharpshooter*
rorke brushing his teeth a little too enthusiastically
Not sure if we're allowed to discuss this on 4chan Might upset the new janman
havent been called a mean name here in a while
>>199944643You only got to sit on the beaches in year 6
Did they really just make up Madri to get a piece of the Estrella action
>>199944597who told her chinese writing on both her knee caps was a good idea, mad how they're infinitely more wealthy than any of us
>>199944242>>199944439thanks, i'll keep that in mind lad. enjoy your beveraginos
mr potter... our... new... celebrity...
>>199944687dickhead
this is what heaven looks likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP6DJ6VxBcQ
>>199944597based edish
Army hammer
>>199944709Rude
24 hour ban served after saying 'bloody hell' to a video of a fire in Leeds. That showed us!
Did someone say beveragino?
90s childhood for me, green school uniform, did the gooood mooooorniiiiing eveeeeeryboooody thing
literal fucking death heat levelsi cant fucking sleep
>>199944597
>>199944643had a dark green uniformfor me, it was swiping magnets over the screens of the box computers cos it made a mad wavy rainbow pattern not realising that it bricks the computer lolalso talking about runescape with your mates in class
>>199944755you don't know what suffering is
brewed with discretion, never with haste
>make post>come back to it a few minutes later>have replies i can't respond to because a new thread has been made and everyone's moved on>it's one of those fucking spastic ritualposter editions toofuck this gay earth
who wants their willy sucked?
>>199944772
>>199944755>poof thinks 17c is spicy
Everyone born between 1993-1997 is supremely based.
>>199944755Was sweating like a mad man last night over the heat. Hard to cope with it
>>199944792snooze ya losesay bye to those (yous)
getting a hangover already drinking these beers, fucking sweating out all my BASTARD hydration
>>199944795Your mum got a couple of minutes spare?
>>199944814Did you get some of your patented tunage on to cool down did you there fella
>>199944792you’re such a whiny faggot omg you’ve been like this all day
>>199944643early 2000s I was in a blazer and trousers
>>199944781same here ladfeels like temp is the same as wellkmn
theres girls on the internetHOW DO I TALK TO THEM
>>199944840i just woke up cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS_HLHozs1E
>>199944705https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DZWx1Mkdr0
>>199944597Gyaldemfreak on the left
>>199944756based subedish x
>>199944853There could be girls on /brit/ Unlikely but possibleMad
ADRENALINEIN MY SOUL
>>199944853There are more girls on the hyphanet
>>199944900
>>199944805*cites this post as justification for my megalomania*
>>199944900na not possible. women would immediately leave this hideous place
the olympics are almost here
Mad how you don’t need any qualifications to join certain roles in the british army. Keep getting advertisements for it on YouTube when I’m flicking through the shorts. Awful hard up aren’t they.
Watched Inside Out 2 and ngl, Anxiety going Super Saiyan and taking over hit a little too close to home. Shame my other emotions weren't strong enough to overcome my paranoid bullshit like the kid in the movie's were
>>199944887this that showspeed fella i keep hearing about?
>>199944918Trannies don't count
>>199944826who is she? cutenice arse
>>199944747mad how we all had the same cadence saying that like going up on 'ning and down and back up again on the teachers surname
ladies of /brit/... this is your moment!
>>199944930
>>199944918Cute lad
>>199944935you should use brave browser. i never get ads from youtube
forget it Jake, it's /brit/
80s childhood for me
she wants a working class /brit/ posting bf who is also a NEET
>>199944853there are girls here, one made a vocaroo once. she liked vicky 2 iirc
>>199944865>>199944887>>199944597FOSYEG>>199944643the bench hits so harddid anyone else have the thing where only year 6 sat on the benches?
FREE SHELDON !!
>>199944949danielle tomlinson
>>199945001but he killed 37 people
>she liked vicky 2 >in my mind we were already married
>>199944977Yeah I’ll have to start doing that. The adverts are just killer. They all add up. Try make you choose whatever the latest shit you heard of too
>>199945024false flag obvious
screwing your dad in the bumhole and knobbing your mum up the vagina
>>199944986oops! how did you get out granddad! come on haha let's get you back to your bed! *carefully guides you out of the thread by your arm*
Absolute single digit iq asian bimbo on I literally just told you
I always thought working class people were like the really poor people who had the shittiest jobs like binmen and dangerous factory work.Nothing working class about me, never worked in my life and i shant start any time soon
>>199945034Yeah we know what adverts are
yeah if you can pick us up same time in the morning lad ta
Mikey explaining the concept of advertising.lmfao
>>199945024FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
off to bed
>>199945034its well worth it. cant remember how long ive been on brave but i couldnt be doing with youtube ads
>>199945040not seen this one for a while lad
>>199945067
just thinking about how bad the history education i had was. All i remember being taught was >romans had aqueducts >greek mythology>black death>henry the 8th>loads about slavery >ww1 was very sad, nothing about battles or politics>ww2, loads of muh holocaust and the rise of hitlerliterally nothing about>anglo saxons>1066>the union with scotland>anything at all to do with ireland even the troubles >they never explained what agincourt, trafalgar waterloo were or why they were important>nothing about the american revolution>nothing about napoleon at all> nothing about the west africa squadron >nothing about the industrial revolution what the actual fuck
>>199945014filthy archosaur>>199945021I'm an austria main actually
>>199945066most jobs associated with the working class pay better than your so-called white collar jobs here, truly an egalitarian society
>>199945019I know but it's Sheldon xP
>>199945110no mirrors in your house?
>>199944758didn’t ask for your life story pal
>>199945024still in disbelief that this happenedits actually unrealmadness just madness
Black yutes call white teens they pick up in town "roadmeat"
>>199945014cheersgarn hairfta hath a wank finkin bouther pullin me off
>>199945024GRAND KINO
haha good thread everyone keep it up
>>199945021cringing at the obvious projection
definitely better than other worcester sauces tbf, the others are all too heavy on the cloves
>>199945014crocodiles aren't that green, stupid moll
Reading a Reddit thread about a film but every post is irritating in some wayEveryone is trying to make themselves look better in very female-brained ways even though most of them are men. Vile place
>>199945169Go play your little video game if it's so good and stop bothering us fatty
>>199945114Mental looking back that they taught us Latin. Language nobody speaks. Most of school is filler
>>199945169Nah you And it was you You got DONE
>>199945196tarq freak
Have I Got Establishment Propaganda For You
>>19994518>>199945187>Everyone is trying to make themselves look better in very female-brained waysSO FUCKING TRUE
>>199945180used this in my shrimp tomato pasta sauce the other day
Gf is 8 years older than me
>>199945150*smacks you round the head with a rune 2h*don't get cheeky with me prick
>>199945180you know it is made with anchovies true fact
>>199945236'
two buffalo girls go round the outside
>>199945238*shags your arse*
>>199945236Cuck timmy
yo cody, bro, pass the war sesstur shyer sauce dude
>>199945222This is an actual example of that thing you were moaning about in the old thread because you're a thick bastard then reposted here btw
>>199945230thoughts?>>199945239yeah
>>199944772Sol invictus
>>199945282thoughts? my thoughts are that you are a bender
>>199945149He is done. Cooked rare.
>>199944994>>199945115https://vocaroo.com/11pMjw5Pw2Dothe vocaroo
>>199945302Timmy...
normdrones are making noise outside
>>199945282Was excellent really rounded out the whole meal Highly recommended
>>199945236used to have a gf who was 9 years older than me, ditched her for being needy and wanting to talk to me all the time, i may be a schizoid
>>199945268??????????????
ffs
this retard thinks he's an artist lmfao
>>199945311Say fuck off /brit/
No thoughts Head full of gen z boss and a mini
>>199945320IU...
Sir Queer Bummer
Gf is 8 years younger than mei'm in my 20sall i can say is, life is good
spagbol, peanut butter jam samwich and litre of whole milk down the hatchnow for the second litre
>>199945180for me
>>199945370NONCE
>>199945370nonce cunt
>>199945370
>>199945180have a 10 year out of date bottle of this in my cupboardused it on cheese and toast recentlydont taste any different to a fresh one
might have a cheeky nervous breakdown
had TWO cans of kopperberg lads
>>199945311not in the archives, bizarre lie
barbley
Age is just a number
>>199945410you must be absolutely steaming there lad, steady on aha x
>>199945352love scots
>>199945410thats a mental night by yank standards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHd447EafFY>won't talk about it a second timeoh please, he's going to milk this thing for all it's worth
>>199945352this was built during the early 70s oil crisis
Sir Keir Nigger
>>199945386it's nice, quite sweet though
16Fresh
scrombling
older birds give you far less grief desu
>>199945458You just said you want to do fucking what?!
>>199945410always water down my cans when no one is looking so i dont end up spewing haha
on the incel train to my incel job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHkP9ZYHc4E
>>199945476Haha
>>199945477lie. when i was 22 i went with a 37 year old for a few months and she made my life hell
>>199945495loool
Gf is 20 years younger than me
>>199945024Mad how he bladed
Gf hasn't been born yet
>>199945521Dats it
Get sad when I’m reminded he exists
>>199945519tell us what happened lad
>>199945546quit posting nigga
If Starmer is our Biden who is our Trump
>>199945357I'm not her>>199945415I reuploaded it
>>199945458mental that almost like you should be in /cum/ so you don't have to see it
>>199945196TAAAAAARQ
>>199945561obvs farage you spak
>>199945561alan sugar
So if Ukrainians starve under Stalin it's genocide but if British subjects do it's because of Indians being lazy bums who didn't get a job
>>199945465you don’t need oil tae make windaes
Be right back forum
Half your age minus 7
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
got my pooey hoodie on
>>199945521mmm hmm
>>199945114You get 2 hours a week max and most kids are thick as pigshit, what do you expect? Kids do maths for 11 years and most zoomers still can't add up for shit.
>>199945599leftypol........ mate................
Gen Z boss and a willy
och ma boaby ye dinnae kin like aye pure beelin fae shurenige on a shoogly peg an aw ken like
The Fugitive
>>199945557she had bpdvery manipulativephysically abusivestole my carhonestly thats just the tip of the iceberg
>>199945599It's twice your age plus fiveNothing like fucking your friend's mum in your early teens
>>199945650nae cunt talks like this
>>199945650streuth crikey they really do talk like that dont they
>>199945415the original, check the archives againhttps://vocaroo.com/1i3cxhlaE0M0
I'm backAnd better than ever
First of all, I really like Katy Perry. I have been a fan for a long time and I remember her seemingly never-ending reign on the pop charts in 2010s.I think that if someone is younger or didn’t pay much attention to pop back then, it is hard for them to understand how powerful and relevant she actually was - having the most viewed halftime show record for many years should speak for itself…Anyhow, with the new single release and the general public’s lukewarm reaction it got me thinking - what should she actually do to be back on top?In my opinion, she should be more willing to take risks with her sound and she should embrace more her singer-songwriter side, which I am confident is there (Thinking of you, The one that got away…). Sure, she was the queen of uplifting power anthems, but it is hard to top Firework and Roar, plus pop artists that have longevity simply change their sound throughout the years and Katy hasn’t really done that.If you were Katy’s advisor, what would yo recommend her to do right now?
>>199945668Erm
I have drank in The Shoogly Peg
>>199945668>early teens
Blade Runner
Programming is so gay, you have to be a proper little freak to be interested in that shite.Just seen some guy trying to explain the outage that happened today and I was bored to tears>WELL UH ACTUALLY THE CODE WAS REFERENCING 07384x5 LINE WHICH IS CRAZY BECAUSE h562 REDIRECTS UNDER ADMIN PERMISSION AND THAT'S A BIG NO NO, SHOULD HAVE USED C###1 COMMANDObviously I just typed a bunch of nonsense there but that's how those FREAKS talk, they need their head flushed in a toilet before being thrown in a locker.
finnish flag going on the filter
Mwuah the merlot.
>>199945697in Edinburgh?
Americans be naming they kids Ryhley
>>199945685Just look at me
>>199945725FOOD ALRIHGT?
>>199945725TUH-RY THE WIIINE
Spent the day walking around and had to wash my feet to stop my shit stinking as I drink and shit[post. Turns out sweat is gross
>>199945712proper fell for the learn2code meme not long ago and tried following some coding tutorialgave up after a week lol boring tedious shitewas a good decision cos its completely oversaturated now and AI
>>199945681wtf she needs me
>locker.FOY
>>199945733
>>199945725i should watch a Kubrick
imagine all the bumming going on in the dark rooms right now
>>199945725mad how fred elliot and darth vader were in this scene and nobody remembers (myself excepted of course lad)
>>199945732Aye
>>199945725SINGIN IN THE RAIN
>>199945780
>>199945784But you won't, you'll just bore us with your blog instead
>>199944597Beautiful girls!!! I would love to get drunk and harass them hahahah
>>199945776I actually had lockers at my school, nobody used them though
>>199945786Giwtwm
Evening my droogs and what a fine 'ning it is. Posting on the 'chon on Fri day. Who could ask for anything more? Viddy this, my droogs, I propose we conduct our meetings only using the ol' Nadsat so the bruiseboys and the nannys don't establish the crux of our govoreet, lest we have to use our britvas
Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you enuch jelly, thou
>>199945733Ryhlĕighy
>>199945802perhapsit is a bit late for a film but not too late to write a blog
>>199945780Was that in wales or
>>199945798Think this image is illegal mate
Did /brit/ know that Lithuania is more powerful than Poland?
>>199945857And I think about both exactly the same amount, which is to say not at all.
>>199945786would like poofs a lot more if they were cute and normal instead of being big fat hairy blokes getting their arseholes fisted and filled with 20 cocks in a row
>>199945857Imagine the loser that drew those soyjaks
*ponders*
>>199944597Why is British food so fucking bland? Japan is an island and it's food is very good and flavorful, so why does English food taste like people forgot to add any sort of seasoning? Does all other food (French, American, etc.) taste way too strong to Englishmen?
Wish I was born in the 1200s as a royally commissioned blacksmithFuck
>>199945857nice try Donatas Shitpostikas
>>199945904What the fuck is American food?
>>199945911All you'd do is make horseshoes all day
>>199945890homosexuality is a fetishthey don't really existbeing in "love" with a member of the same sex is merely a serious mental illness that needs treatment
Poo had a slightly tangy, almost smoky aroma this time.
>>199945714your country's only value to the world is being the gameboard Chinese play ponzi scheme on
might smoke some marriage iguana
>>199945893Mount Sinai, you say?
>>199945922basically just european food made as unhealthy as possible
>>199945904>island nation where it frequently rains and we don't get a lot of sunshine so root vegetables are grown>spices don't grow naturally>root vegetables are bland Gee, I don't know why our national dishes are bland you fucking spastic, I'll get investigators right on the case!
>>199945875>>199945892>>199945920You need to update the /int/ narrative. The Polish cocksucking is getting too much and it's false.
>>199945973ran out last night and not picking up until next week laaaaaaaaaa how will i cope
got the teeth whitening strips in*drools all over you*
>>199945846
>>199946015dont care about the boring pol shit fuck off
>>199946015how the fuck is the average person in this country making £45k a year
>>199946015irish mfers are rich
ah, it's yourself so it is
>>199946031get the spice in (don't)
>>199946007>you fucking spasticYou're a bigger spastic for replying to it btw Yes you are Get your smelly bedroom even hotter with your seethe
Love simple foodLove rainLove mild weatherLove these islands
>>199946058they aren't, a few people are making multiple millions a year
23:30FridayHave a negroni. Have two.
Has anyone got the picture with the black fella in it where he says 'Piss off you stupendous virign'? Cheers.
>>199946090mad how women think tattoos look good
>>199946099
>>199946099I'm picturing it in my mind if that helps x
abysmal thread
>>199945922Imagine the goyest of goy slops, a literal abomination of ingredients that have been cooked up to save the most amount of money and make the population as fat and docile as possible.That's American "food"
>>199946058>>199946087gdp isn't income or average income retards>>199946063no
I WILL NOT HAVE A NEGRONI!!!
>>199946097Alright All out negronis though Is a beer alright?
>>199946099https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH71CYtFejo
get the madri's in
>>199946144Why should average income be lower than gdp? Doesn't seem fair
It's me Austin! It's me Austin! It was me all along, Austin!
Kevin R. Nash
chavmongs being chavvy and mongy outside
>>199946166Do you know what GDP is?
Imagine if the holocaust actually happened, that would honestly be grim as fuck.
actually considering a pot noodle
>>199946228yet you're too scared to come out and challenge us, we own you
>>199946229haha
Genuinely thought Lithuania was in Africa until just now
KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ice cold vimto
giant dick penis
>>199946249which flavour lad?
>>199946152have two
>>199946229Probably watched the most GDP of anyone here. Still wank to it to this day
>>199946274beef
>>199945712agree, but I still enjoy attempting to (and failing horribly) program something in python/c
>>199946254stop being chavvy and mongy
>>199946244*peng as fuck
just deepthroated a galaxy ripple
for me it’s APL
just disguised my willard as a galaxy ripple and this fat incel sucked me off without even hesitating
George Burgess is looking chunky
>>199946283Most honest /brit/ poster itt, have to respect that.
>>199946106Meanwhile no woman thinks about you ever
>>199945995
these are actually proper peng
>I cannot provide a response that condones or promotes the idea that the Holocaust, a genocide that resulted in the murder of six million Jews and millions of others deemed undesirable by the Nazi regime, “should have happened.” The Holocaust was a horrific and morally reprehensible event that was the result of anti-Semitic and racist ideologies, and it is essential to recognize its gravity and condemn any notion that it was justified or desirable.
ENGLISH PPL DONT SEASON DEY FOODFINNA BE LIKE THAT FR FR NO CAP, LOW KEY COOKED IN DEY HEAD
>>199946333>me topping my husbandWoah bit much there love not into that
>>199946323if this real im finna gonna boutta kys myself for real nigga
>>199946323chat is this real
>>199946332you got any hard evidence to back that statement up?
Why didn't they just say 100,000 or even a million?6 million? Yeah right, must think I was fucking born yesterday.
get the new in ffs
We're just getting Trumping
>>199946015irish, swiss and norge dabbing on us
>>199946403>>199946403>>199946403
>>199945995mad how fit some trannies are just mad
>>199946333CORRR
mong in the dunce chair edition
>>199946007That's no excuse, there's tons of spices that grow in mild climates like thyme, rosemary, etc., and now with globalization and being exposed to actual good food like what the French can do, there's really no excuse for continuing to have such bland fucking food. Do you guys not mind it?>>199945922Everything taking influence from each other. Also, New Orleans, food as the fusion of cultures required to make it could only happen in America.
