Songs From The Big Chair edition
>>199946403irish diaspora
>>199946403mong with the shit thread edition
six mirrion jewssixMIRRIONjews...wooooooooooooowlove you guys
>>199946403love this edish
Burial - Stolen Dog:L
>>199946431they all died of covid
'nime
>>199946431move ur fat body freery
If you're Australian can you write whatever you want on the ballot to avoid getting fined?Like drawing a dick or voting Steve Irwin (rip) or something like that
Have you guys ever visited 10 Downing Street?
we finally beat medicare
so what’s the deal with v tubers?
>>199946403This edition has got to joe
>thyme, rosemaryThose are herbs mate not spices
How did they even reach the 6 million figure? Who decided that was going to be the one to use?*ponders*Just baffling how obviously made up it is*unpauses JAV*
>>1999464036 million irish diaspora dead? and you don't hear a peep
>>199946504
aff tae bed
>>199946482Yeah popped in for tea and scones last Tuesday
Still voting Trump
bloggus onnus
Wooden doors? Really?
I'm over Holocaust Denial. Now I'm into Holocaust Incredulity.>The what-ocaust? Never heard of it>Six million? That just doesn't sound credible at all
Boy afraid Putin never paid
simply epic thread guys
>>199946482I live there mate
GDP is a gift from godjust been perusing E371
>>199946529How is this compatible with the ovens needing to burn like 7 people a second
the hollow corse
>Wooden Door Cinema Club
>>199946532Wish I was sucking on her feminine penis rn fr
gay double penetration?
will starmer and trump get along?
gay quadruple penetration
I know its early but this is a contender for the worst /brit/ thread in history
>>199946595...yh.
pakis won....
>>199946403shit post>>199946424>>199946429>>199946431>>199946449good posts
>>199946593umm
Corr, got to love a bit of Friday night holocaust denial with the lads
>>199946479You only avoid getting fined by showing up and having your name marked off. They don't know what you write on the ballot because it's anonymized. Realistically, you could show up, have them mark your name off, take the ballot paper, go and walk straight to the box, dump it in and they can't do anything about even though they basically just saw you throw in a donkey vote. You'll only receive a fine if you don't show up, not so much if you don't vote.
Alex Honnold is a madman
>>199946630
>>199946625She looks like jewish/french/irish diaspora
>>199946630load of pretentious shitegive me a kebab any day over this
What are you reading? Here is my list this summer
>>199946674planning to spend the summer working my way through this tome
In Australia if you don't vote Walt Disney ! you get fined
>>199946699!! >.<
>>199946665middle looks like faragemakes sense
le ebin peepee et poopoo honhon
>>199946699shut up nigga
>>199946343>job donwhys it missing the e
>>199946601na Starmer will knock him out with one punch them piss on drumpfs wig
I'm asking questionsCan you please post the extremely obvious response that everyone understands that will make me look like a big dumb idiot
>>199946665shes an aussie jew
irish people be naming their kids tadhg and dáithí
>>199946625he doesnt look like a paki or jeet tbqh
realised I need to stop living my life in front of the screens
>>199946734it's a play on the name donald
I'd absolutely inhale finnster's cock to be honest
Impossible not to become a rorke in this country these days
>>199946784you vill stare at ze screens for upvards of eight hours a dayund you vill like it
english people be be naming their kids mohammed or muhammed
NEED a cute bf
>>199946745>Keir Starmer: 5'8">Donald Trump: 6'3"
Father, fatherWe don't need to escalateYou see, war is not the answerFor only love can conquer hateYou know we've got to find a wayTo bring some lovin' here todayPicket lines and picket signsDon't punish me with brutalityTalk to meSo you can seeOh, what's going on (What's going on)What's going on (What's going on)What's going on (What's going on)What's going on (What's going on)
>>199946805>eight hours
>>199946784I live my life behind the curtain
>>199946698Wait, this is what Ann Coulter looks like? No way. She is like 50 now. And she was ugly 20 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNm0b2SCXxY
>>199946806used to know a lad in secondary called mohammed mohammed haha
wtf why is the downing street closed to the public? i wanted to see the building for myself
>>199946645thanks for the detailed response
I got hit in the head with a ball made of indian rubber
>>199946815Hi
>>199946821you vant more? of course you do
Lad at our school was called Asif Islam
>>199946829id call him momo
>>199946831Thank the Irish for that.
>>199946847Did it all for you to sayYou never wanted me that way
>>199946827seen her shagging a pumpkin
can just imagine a Swedish bloke in ankle socks marching up to Downing street
>>199946870self suck was it?
>>199946861>Asifthis bloke was all about the maths textbooks
>>199946861lad at my school was called randeep patel
>>199946862
kier starfish
Also had a girl called Juwairyah, pronounced Jew-area
GLUEE
Arise, Sir Poo Barmer
If Graham has five apples and Asif has eight apples, why do non-whites receive more apples?
>>199946947
knew a lad at school called Jamshedhis house was across the road from school and his mum would always shout out stuff to him in wogistanti we would all call out "curry time Jamshed" whenever he would walk past
haven't had the old willard inside a woman since exgfberg... that was four months ago lads...
got the fat tranny porn on again
>>199946947had an irish disapora lass in my shool since year 7 called siobhan and only realised it was pronounced sha-vaughn in like year 10
>>199946993Amin Yashed
>>199947007based 70 iq lad
We had a Niamh and she was absolutely peng as desu
>middle looks like farage>makes s-ACK
>>199947045Niamh is a fittie name
>>199946997Careful, virginity grows back around 8-9 months
Aryan Mr. Beast Ten Thousand Year Hyperborean Reich
>>199946846It's what I'm here for, mate. That and drawing a cock on my ballot paper. Yes, I'm a child, deal with it.
i pick my nose and eat it in public
gay people get sexually aroused by poo
>>199947007never came across the name sean until maybe about year 8 or 9 when i had to read a book passage out loud and pronounced it seen. deeply embarrassing
>>199946997wow that's really interesting! tell us more!
>>199947045did you shag he up the arse
fucking hate urbandictionary's tendency to return results for words that you didn't write but are vaguely similar
Check your banner, sir!
on sofa burping
>>199947088he founded the based department
>>199946698makes me howl how she cried when she realised the far-right aren't big fans of miscegenation when she revealed she had a black bf in her past
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DugLd7MyN-I
>>199947121OG rorke
>>199947111No it was primary school and she was the year above
>>199947065https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1720219454720493.webm
what exercises can i do in my room right now
>>199947156Art thou blind, sir?!
jews are so stingy they don't even leave a tip on their penises
Grew up around alot of tall peoplewhats it like to have a short gf
>>199947157in primary school and you think she's peng?
>>199947157''''''''''''''''''
>>199947176>we are national europeansno wonder this cunt failed
>>199947196Well peng hadn't been invented yet but yeah
>>199947121>>199947176luv norwegians'ate the danishsimple as
>>199947166the pint slamthe shot slurp
>>199947218you need to get your head checked, little freak
Business idea: white people stick together
>>199947277we're all in this together
Business idea: one race, the human race, together
It’s too hot lads :/
>>199947277business is going to go bankrupt because it's mostly bydlo that would subscribe to that
the actor who played jesus in the passion of the christ (2004) got hit by lightning, and some other bloke on the set also got hit by lightning twice, seems like either godberg didn't like that film or it was zeus or thor playing a prank on christcucks
how do english people feel about the fact that everyone in the world speaks their language?
cockinmouth, cumbria
Imagine being Johnny Sins and being like "yeah my job is shagging teenagers"
3 months3 weeks3 daysthats how long a sow is pregnant
>>199947319it is very handy but it is because of american movies lets be honest
>>199947319it should have been danish
https://youtu.be/_XhLIXjUtFg?si=0U3Cm3Kw0Z21KKIR
>>199947323didn't know your girlfriend was preggers
>>199947316That's a strange coincidence alright.Seems like justification enough to keep believing for the next 300 years.
Any Esperanto man in?
>>199947319it could have been german
Mad how Americans decided to make films in English instead of their own language
>>199947382love espresso me
>>199947316it sounds weird but on average actors on movie sets are struck by lightning 3-4 times
>>199947395Ahaha! That's not what I'm saying, silly sausage.
>>199947395I hate espresso, never drink the stuffmore of a latte man
>>199947395expresso is tres kino
>>199947417really? excuse me for this redditism but you got a source for that?
>>199947417getting struck by lightening is deadly
started taking care of myself and it's just making me want to take care of myself more
me? such a depraved caffeine addicted slug that i just pop little tablets instead of drinking it
THERE ARE SNAKES IN BRITAINWHAT THE FUCKWARNINGWARNINGTHERE ARE SNAKES IN BRITAINI REPEATTHERE ARE SNAKES IN BRITAIN
>>199947463nah it's like an 80% chance of survival
>>199947319Useful but I hate that everyone who overhears our conversations can understand them. We need a secret language like Welsh that we only speak amongst ourselves.
>>199947483they're in the houses of parliament
>>199947483known a few snakes in my time ladcan't trust anyone these days you know
>>199947483Yeah they're called the Labour party am I right lads eh
>>199947499>>199947504>>199947515
>>199947534>>199947539the pooality of man
just inseminated a girl's arse wiv ma cockAMA
>>199947473the worst part of this is when you start getting obsessed with mirrors
>>199947541love this ethnically ambiguous curly hair and massive chebs combo me
>>199947548shagging arses is a sinmale or female
>>199947541corr would shoot ropes all over this sluts face
curious why the snakes didnt get wiped off the face of the earth like other native british species of animal
>>199947605there are no poisonous snakesjust grass snakes
Drinking wine and listening to Coldplay.
Coldplay is mid
>>199947640you a 40 year old woman going through early menopause?
I KISSED A RORKE AND I LIKED ITTHE TASTE OF A TOTAL SPASTIC
>>199947605the irish managed it
>>199947671God I fucking wish
used to listen to coldplay and cry when I was 12
>>199947679thought that was funny did you leftypol?
>>199947681yeah? the irish? not the other people next door who controlled them?
>>199947498often when i meet irish people they start speaking irish when they want to have private conversationmakes me wonder why they even speak english regularly when they might as well stick to irish?
>>199947499great satire this
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1720879419354148.webmScreaming.
>>199947692for me it's justin viber = baby
Help me brothers!
is it worth it going to the top of the shard for the view?
/brit/ is obsessed with the irish
>>199947733deano my son
>>199947713well technically he was welsh......roman briton
Not wanking tonight
>>199947726the one direction of their time, and that direction was right haha
a wankless task
farting up a nightmare up in this
>>199947776No wanking on Fridays.
>Deano just uploaded a snap to his story! Swipe right to read it*a picture of Deano appears with his tarted up bird looking proper weff sitting across the table at the top of the shard**on the table sits a small plate of foes gras and creme brulee**the caption reads: so proud of Mells passing her NVQ level 3 eyelash extension course*
Brings me back to a time when I had the guts to leave an abusive marriage and learned to drive and got a cute little orange beetle car and lost 45 pounds and permed my hair and drove by myself across Canada with music like this blaring. I’m 75 now and gained 30 pounds back but have a wonderful family and looooove these old songs.
Got a pic of me wearing a bomber jacket at the shard. Looked like a model. Gave off Rockstar vibes.
>>199947858Ian Watkins?
>>199947817kek
Might get into fighting games
>>199947733I mean if you are a yank in london, yeah
Mad how it actually is every single time
What the FUCK is this download speed? Can ANYONE on /brit/ explain?
>>199947890Sound of the summerhttps://youtu.be/NjKmCxyKmas?si=eVP_nwrjwXJiWQ6X
>>199947892id smash you to bits on tekken tag lad just a warning
>>199947917crowdstrike la
what did the rammstein singer say to the doctor when he had acid reflux?mein herz brennt
smoking that shit
Man's still on AOL dialup omds
>>199947892good lad
>>199947945the rammstein rapist
>>199947945scrombling
might get into fighting
Winding your way down on Baker StreetLight in your head and dead on your feetWell, another crazy dayYou'll drink the night awayAnd forget about everything
>>199947984>NOOOOO HOW DARE WOMEN WILLINGLY HAVE SEX WITH A FAMOUS ROCKSTAR
might move to rwanda
>>199946403The scran
Soho is THE place to be. The night is just getting started. Mince on over babes xx
>>199947984He rammed her stein haha
huak tuah on the bussy while it claps
Whoever came up with using the outline of Chad for the Chad face is a legit genius
>>199948033legitimately looks like elton john squatted over the bowl and shat in it
who do you root for? biden or trump?
>>199948033imagine itll look the same coming out than it will going in
>>199948076heart says trump, brain says biden
>>199948076neither because I'm not a yankified freak
>>199948001Saturday nights alright for fighting
>>199948076trumps going to win. democrats are trying to get biden out at this point so they might still have a chance
deary me
>>199947984well what do you expect? he's a nazi like all germans
>>199948076My Irishness says Biden, my beliefs say Trump
>>199948070>Always got his eye on the Niger>Niger is shaped like a fried chicken leg
>>199948076heart says trump, brain says biden, penis says ivanka
Clogwog in bed dreaming of Crystal Palace academy players
>>199948076dont care
>>199948110rammstein are communists from east germany
>>199948096yeah trump is a cert to win nowignoring the assassination attempt he has purposely been softening his image to bring in the moderateshe knows his hardcore base is solid, and bidens base is in disarray
>>199948076
>>199948156haha so epic never seen this one before
communist males are all rapists
>>199948151all germans are nazis whether they were forced to live under soviet occupation for a few decades or not
>>199947541hair looks like mine (male)
GIRUGAMESH
>>199948076at the point where a biden win would be funnier so going with him
>>199948115based chad snorting a cheeky line(lake chad meaning lake lake)
reckon zoomers think they invented the word "sus", the little meme-credit-taking bastardsmy older siblings used to call everything sus back in the 90s
*stands up**begins a rousing rendition of Deutschland, Deutschland über alles*
didn't attend my promdidn't attend freshersdidn't attend my graduation (got degree mailed through post)I have the incel hat trick
>>199948289hey you aren't allowed to say that last bit
blur or oasis?
the name "sussex" always makes me laughit's like "sus sex", as in sex that is sus, like fucking a kid or something sus like that
>>199948265zoomers are the children of Gen X, the generation that popularised irony so naturally they think they're being different from their parents when in fact, they're just repeating the humour of their forebears
Louie was so good
I’m sleeping NAKED!
>>199948316I mean now the dust has settled, Blur utterly mogged Oasis into oblivion from a musical perspectivebut Oasis were the superior lad rock band
>working on Saturday >working on Sunday >working on Monday >working on Tuesday
>>199948293
>>199948356alcoholism finally caught up with are mark did it?
it's weird watching shows from over 10 years ago and they're like I'll uber there. Uber still feels new to me
>>199948356imagine the smell
>>199948289Play La Marseillaise. Play it.
povvo cattling fashslop son
hogwarts legacy is a bit boringthis isn't how i remember the castle layout being at all, and i played all of the harry potter video game adaptions (except the deathly hallows ones)
>>199948407uber is a rip off now
>>199948407grew outwards from california didn't it?
>>199948342I'M POSTING NAKED CAN FEEL THE STICKY ON MY BODY
>>199948293Unironically shagged at all three. The shaggers hatrick they call it.
>>199948419Makes me cry this scene, beautiful
God bless Great Britain, America, and Israel
>>199948443you shagged at your graduation?in front of all your fellow students?
>>199948466Yeah. The Shagtuation they called it.
>>199948459truly the three greatest allies the world has ever known
>>199948459damn shame the suez made us break up
had a load to drink but i dont really feel pissed
getting eaten wouldn’t be so bad, as long as it’s a sexy lady one
>>199948459USA, Israel and UK
*opens the cheeks of the nearest yank and gives his bum hole a little taste*
>>199948524Imagine a sexy asian bird eating you
>>199948534Been there IRL.
>>199948516there comes a point in every alcoholic's life when it stops feeling as good as it used to so you don't notice and just drink until you pass out and wake up with a rotten hangover
brutal mogging by itty bitty titties and a bob
i want peace
>>199948536>The beacons are lit>Israel calls for aid!
watching mcdonald's drive
>>199948539
>>199948572ktim maybe another westons vintage might fix this
>>199948572What a life bros.
>>199948562where is it?
Name five sexy Asian women
>>199948572ktim still do it thoughbit like wanking ennit. I remember it being good when I was younger and that's the only reason I still do it
I want peace tooA PIECE OF THAT ASSSS YYYEEEAHHH WOOOOOO HAHHAHAHAHAHA OI OI OI OI YESAAAAAAHHHH YES SIR YES SIR YES SIR APIECEOFDAT ASSSWOOOOOOOOOOOOOPOPOWE GUN GET SOME BOOTY TONIGHTA
>>199948633STALINGRAD
>>199948572>mfw
>>199948636i dont want to doxx myself xx
getting hassled by the red cross to donate blood againmight tell them i have HIV so they'll get off my arse
>>199948572>>199948609>>199948653holy grimoli
>>199948668bazed
sum ting wongwi tu loho lee fukbang ding ow
>>199948692I'm O negative but told them I was gay. They still send me letters every so often lol
>>199948636ho lee pengpeng tingpeng a lengoh chi lmaomao titties
Prison Break was such a ridiculous show. Loved it.
>>199948668>STALINGRADuh its called volgograd now
dont know what my blood type isreckon when a war breaks out ill know and tattoo it under my left arm under the armpit so when people treat me they'll see it
>>199948754The first season was peak amerishart cliffhanger kinoalthough 24 episodes was a pisstake
>>199948668https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKqXeE2MU_A
>>199948680
>>199948534Holy kino
>>199948781your blood type is listed on your dogtags
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