sailing on the good ship /brit/
seaside subedish
that ship is swimming
>>199948827it was a joke look up what that tattoo location means
>>199948876you can't post the bats
>>199948877ah yes the famous american sense of humour
Glory to the Soviet Union. Glory to the Workers.
nigga is hot
>>199948856cant wait till he dies
>>199948925Fuck off you evil mutant.
>>199948900know for a fact you're some skinny or fat neek who wears wire-frame glasses
>>199948925cam raaaaaaaaand
>>199948925based
barber just fucked my shit up
>>199948982based
Roadmen caught a white ting in the street ahaha
>>199948945fat pig
>>199948138anyone wanna see this guy's chinese wife
wonder why black christians always get so obsessed about jesus's skin colour, literally nobody cares what he looked like but them, there may be a few paintings floating around depicting him as a blue-eyed aryan but nobody actually believes he looked like that
Only supple pink pussy for roadmen
is jeremy clarskon's beer any good
>>199949082For me it's Chinese Jesus. Chinksus if you will.
>>199949116of course nott. never tried it or heard of it
We need more education to teach white daughters to respect BLACK IMMIGRANTS
>>199948962fucked it the fat clown
>>199949149
Heard good things about James May's gear.
el GATO
Seaside army winning again /Brit/ is a key outpost of the seaside army and we will defend it with our lives.
>/B
>>199948982there needs to be a compensation claim for this shitthe damage they can do is insane
>>199949116Had it last years, and the ciders. Was dece but too IPA-y for me
ON THE GOOD SHIP LOLIPOP
The entire front line is collapsing. Bad news for NATO. Good news for workers.
Asian troops commanded by white officers.
the trumptards are NOT going to like this
Ginger bred men do the willy hop.
i am the very model of a modern major general
JD Vance looks like a fat baby
do cockneys still exist?
>>199949282not really, but you have essex boys which carry the spirit on
>>199949287Baltics will always side with the West because they fucking hate Russia above all else.
>>199949213nah this time it was my faultthought I asked for it a bit too long the time before and then this time its too shortright before a business trip too lol
ultimately all it boils down to is whether or not you think existence is good or not
Got my first taekwondo grading soon de lads
>>199949189fuck off you horrid cunt
>>199949340White people = goodBrown and black people = bad
I cannot understand why sacked tranny posts here.
>>199949318that british feel
>>199948962>>199949151SQUIDDLING
what does /brit/ outsource?
>>199949404for attention, which you just gave
little known fact: British and American soldiers in WW2 didn't shoot at visible targets 80 percent of the time
SCOOOOOOOTLAND FOREEEVER
>>199949450me middle right
Little known fact: Bon-bons play on the sunny beach of peppermint bay.
>>199949441they could only see canadian troops 20% of the time
Shut the fuck up
How tall am I
>>199949489booo dooo booo doo doo doo boo doo yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc5xgCqTy_k
selling drugs as a teenager was so much fun
gender dysphoria got me on the ropes
>>199949504AHHHH SHUT SHUT UP SHUT UP AHHH
should i have another bokkle of cider lads
>>199949514Kircheis...I...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUD3mrekxtk
>>199949527this ones for reverend greenfor reverend greenfor reverend greenfor ever in greenfor reverend greenfor ever in green OOOOOHHH AAAA
WATCHAGUNNADOOBROTHERRRRR
bonefish
>>199949548https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDOiQDvjuuc
>>199948833who will sail on the bad ship then?
>>199949318grim
>>199949577Niggers? THAT DOESN'T WORK FOR ME, BROTHER!
Got the piss porn on
>>199949580>tfw no cute twink Julian to mentor and serve as my personal assistantIs life even worth living?
Reckon bed time for me de lads. Toil starts at 15:00 pm tomorrow afternoon so can have a nice long kip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnPh3GGykaIInuit gf when?
just a coward mecompletely spinelessno backbone at allprobably explains my hatred of jellyfish so muchthey remind me of me
>>199949701They also have no brain eyes or anus
>>199949268goof looks like he's wearing eyeliner
>>199949721got a braingot eyesgot an anusgot no fortitude
Honestly mad that Legend of the Galactic Heroes has never got a proper English translation.Reckon if it does, it should be called "Spiral Labyrinth" or "Sea of Stars".
>>199949711My mistake, 1 coffin
when did the ironic nonceposting stop being ironic
>>199949735Is it still worth watching? The boys are cute x
>>199949711rorkes stay winning
>>199949660
die neue these any good then?
>>199949735I want to watch this but it is absurdly longquite daunting
>>199949780It follows the novels more closely
>>199949759Yes. Kircheis x Reinhard 4eva.
>>199949759Yeah.>>199949790Not that long really, 110 episodes of 25 minutes or so each. Should take about 45 hours.
test
Proper gay roleplaying hours this.
secret product and a trench.
i'm too hot(god damn)
TSTDTotal Sacked Troon Death
just had a sip of my water not even lying
japs love their german shite don't they? german aesthetics, german language, german people, german historyyou'd think for inselaffe they'd be a lot more invested in us but no, the axis powers remain culturally tied even 70+ years on
Don't want to be racist anymore, but I don't want to be antiracist either.
might spaff
Just reading up on this crowdstrike global blackout thing.So basically rajjesh and kumar changed some 0's to some 1's and literally bricked billions of corporate systems Pajeets doing the needfulWhy did they redeem?
>>199949828
FISH ON
>>199949854There are about as many Anglophiles are Teutonophiles in Japan. I'm half-English-German and can speak German so I could play both sides when I lived there.
Desperately want to impregnate Kimiko from The Boys
Just wanted to tell m' friends that I'm going to the music studio again.
Drag queens feel the pinch of rising costshttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c51y6v1q91ko
>>199949888oh shit timmy bros we eatin' good now
18 year old lad whose family i'm staying with just came in my room and asked me about conspiracies and the 1% and all that, basically asking me to redpill him cos he's had some worrying realisation recentlybasically just told him it's all way too complicated for me to explain when i'm this tired but that it can get very depressing and not to get too worked up about it allthe fuck am i supposed to say to him lmao
>>199949962say jews
>>199949790Remember watching the entire 95 episodes of three kingdoms (2010)96 episodes, 50 minutes eachGelt a bit empty once it ended
>>199949983it's because i make so many jokes about jews that he knew to ask me
>>199949962just send him this
>>199949922They need a visa where we can just live there but not work and be paid a UBI
I'm going to be honest lads, I hope Ukraine gets crushed and assimilated into Russia and we never have to hear about them again. Stupid made up country with an ugly little dwarf cokehead president.
>In a thread with Three Kingdoms and LotGH enjoyersumm hello based department?
>>199949948I thought they all made their own costumes but according to this it seems you can just spend thousands of pounds to have someone make one for you instead
>>199950036
>>199950020got any more images i can save to show him lad
well rorke?
>>199950055guess they're kind of like fursuits
>>199950068not right nowtoo pissed to find them
was just saying this down the pub
Twelve Kingdoms was good Isekai
>>199950034The eternal Rus shall be unified
>>199950081no worries. i might search through pol archives
Not even joking when I say this lads. I told my mum I'd take some of her clothes to the charity shop for her and I did. However, I've kept some of her clothes and the looser fitting ones fit me. I've never felt a stronger erotic thrill than wearing women's clothes. My dick was like iron. Got butterflies in my chest and stomach and felt light headed.
>>199950072nigga went from Caterpie to Metapod to Butterfree
DIGITAL PANDEMIC
twitter can just take away all a person's followers?
>>199950140just wait till novemberthe fix is in mad that yanks use electronic voting machines
got my iq test in
>>199950143it's called X now sweetie
>>199950138what is 'evidence' in this statement
>>199950138why did he dismiss the evidence of cigarettes causing cancer?
>>199950123going to go right ahead and say this, whatever you do, don't have your cock inverted, please
i will live in the podBUTi will not eat the bugslife is a compromise
>>199950036CaocaoMore likeCao basee
Russia will buckbreak the west
fuck you joe biden
Together forever and never to partTogether forever we twoAnd don't you know I would move heaven and earthTo be together forever with you?
>>199950166maybe it's not 'evidence' or something. what counts as evidence.
>>199950151big fan of schizo posting myself too
my solution to the XL Bully problem? Give them to the prison guards. I'd also give the prisoners domestic rescue animals to look after. In my opinion we could combine many animal shelters and prisons.
Push your testicles in to the canal from whence they once dropped, then pull your pecker in between your buttocks and tape it. You have now tucked.
>>199950247genuinely not a bad idea
my solution to the XL Bully problem? confiscate them and release them in leeds
>>199950201HoldSteadayyyyy
>>199950201KWAB
but what of The Yank Question?
it's that time of the night when you bunch of absolute freakozoid mans are on then it seems. absolutely makes me want to box the lot of your eds in sometimes, doosh doosh doosh bosh! I'll do it I swear
>>199950123I regularly cross dress, here's my favourite pic x
>>199950309we must be annexed as the 51st state, simple as
>>199950309
>>199950332
if you could learn a trade, what would you pick?
>>199950332hands like a fucking bricklayer
>>199950332phwoar big knobule on your left
>>199950366farter
>>199950366Jew catcher
>>199950289I'm trying but it was a pretty grim day>>199950297I'm doing okay for the year but it's till depressing
>>199950366pooer
>>199950366Chimney sweeping
>>199950366become plod so I could arrest you
>>199950332literally exactly like the tranny in silence of the lambs
>>199950366poo catcher
Blair's legacyhttps://x.com/grahamjordan_/status/1814431422234436061
>>199950403fucking hellhow much is your portfolio
>>199950332Most lads here would bum and split his batty.
>>199950366coomer
just got back from the gfswe watched withnail and I and drank wine
is brit going to be a millionaire?
>>199950413goodbye horses
>>199950360what haha x>>199950368I do work a manual job, I'm not trans so I'm not bothered about my hands>>199950375would love to see your big knobule ;)>>199950413rude lol>>199950430hmmmm, all the /brit/ boys taking turns on my bum yes please xx
>>199950435ESHUTA?
>>199950366Pheasant plucker
>>199950436no, im going to be billionaire
>>199950435are you a multi-millionaire?
>>199950425around $500k
Any of you man go uni? Drop out. Now.
>>199950436When you have a million you'll realise its not worth a lot as it used to I'd aim higher 10 mil by 50 at least
>>199950477went to uni and now im a welder aha
>>199950471no but im rich presenting
Went to university. Now I am the university. That's real hustler shit.
>>199950436what's this
>>199950458chut chut watto
>>199950477>>199950488went to uni, wfh, and make low six figures
if you are bored ,can you help me film and a produce an oscar bait period drama? not sure about the topic. maybe george floyd?
Major Depressive DisorderA. Five (or more) of the following symptoms have been present during the same 2-week period and represent a change from previous functioning; at least one ofthe symptoms is either (1) depressed mood or (2) loss of interest or pleasure.1. Depressed mood most of the day, nearly every day, as indicated by eithersubjective report (e.g., feels sad, empty, hopeless) or observation made byothers (e.g., appears tearful).2. Markedly diminished interest or pleasure in all, or almost all, activities most ofthe day, nearly every day3. Significant weight loss when not dieting or weight gain, or decrease or increase in appetitenearly every day.4. Insomnia or hypersomnia nearly every day.5. Psychomotor agitation or retardation nearly every day (observable by others,not merely subjective feelings of restlessness or being slowed down).6. Fatigue or loss of energy nearly every day.7. Feelings of worthlessness or excessive or inappropriate guilt (which may bedelusional) nearly every day (not merely self-reproach or guilt about beingsick).8. Diminished ability to think or concentrate, or indecisiveness, nearly every day(either by subjective account or as observed by others).9. Recurrent thoughts of death (not just fear of dying), recurrent suicidal ideationwithout a specific plan, or a suicide attempt or a specific plan for committingsuicide.B. The symptoms cause clinically significant distress or impairment in social,occupational, or other important areas of functioning.C. The episode is not attributable to the physiological effects of a substance oranother medical condition.D. At least one major depressive episode is not better explained by schizoaffectivedisorder and is not superimposed on schizophrenia, schizophreniform disorder,delusional disorder, or other specified and unspecified schizophrenia spectrumand other psychotic disorders.E. There has never been a manic episode or a hypomanic episode.
>>199950457Are you the Birmingham bottom?
not reading any of that
Got about £100 in savingsI'm 33
it's friday night and we are on 4channel
>>199950554chebbing fucking nora!
>>199950480
>>199950565we are the lucky ones
>>199948900based>>199948876based>>199948856fosyeg
>>199950565i just got back from the gfs so im happy
>>199950553prefer not to say...
>>199950551>>199950554Can be cured by a night with her desu
>>199948876
>>199948900
>>199950602I promise you, that slag would not help in any way
>>199950607screeching
no wifeno kidsno friendsliving NEET lifestyle but with high paying jobI could survive on $20k a year
love anime slags with big cocks
time for rum
>>199950596you need to grow your hair out a bit more it looks too small for your head
>>200000000coming up
>>199950635aye but little ones
think women are falling out of the tallpill
show me the physical cause of depression in the brain
>>199950669women just want men who are taller than them, that's literally itanything else is just nonsense social media shite
>>199950656I've been growing it since January (it was really short).
>>199950663catyank is going to get it
>>199950672show me evidence of your sex life
spaino wanking to this imager
>>199950669thyroids not producing enough hormones?
beginning to understand what the Upanishads were on about
Take me back to 1993
>>199950665they're alright i suppose
image of seasidemark holding up his shitty boxers has been burned into my brian
>>199950773its the slight smirk that does it
>>199950773why the fuck did you remind me lad ffs
>>199950773
The sweltering summer of 2024
>burned into my brian
>>199950773followed through de lads
>>199950790The british rendition of Perseus
>>199950806loving this weatherno idea how anyone can hate itwinter is by far the shittest period of every year and summer is the best
don't feel well
>>199950830It's nig weather. Too fucking hot.
ah yesroom temperature beermarvellous
I enjoy every season
>>199950695i'd also ditch the lipstick or get a different shade
contemplating a wank
>>199950813she looks like she exclusively has sex with white men
>>199950830The heady summer of 2009 as it were.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbwdJl8TGeY
bit mad that a mare can orgasm on human willy
Whats wrong with this fella?
>>199950854any recs on lipstick?
>>199950846>not having a mini fridge next to your computer to store your drinkspovvo problems
mental how tim is forgotten now
rorke tossing and turning in his bed, cursing the jet stream and the exotic peoples associated with it
hmmmm, tights
>>199950756https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QqCu0ktlhMMJ really was something else
>>199950551>retardation nearly every dayYeah bro my retardation comes and goes like the wind lel
>>199950885something lighter and less harsh like pic rel, possibly glossy
Bedrooms smells of farts, sweat, and sperm
Another night posting on the 'chon while all the normies are out shagging
Love it when you can see butthole creases peeking out from a womans underwear.
>>199950963casual sex is a myth
dunno what the king is dreaming right now. he could be dreaming of Canada
mental how michael jackson was an obvious peadophile and everyone has basically forgotten
>>199950975For you maybe lol
>>199950926so funny
>>199950986what proof do you have besides the parents who coerced their kid to make up stories
got warlock powers myself, can tell when my friends are dreaming about me or when i have appeared in their dreams
>>199950953will consider it, thanks xx
>>199950988nah its exagerrated a lot
what's that black and white anime about a femcel
Saturn looking GOURGEOUS and very visible in the southeastern sky tonightget up and give it a gaze if you'd be so kind chapsit's up there all alone so has no partners to get confused with
>>199951006yeah lad, he liked to invite boys to his mansion and sleep in bed with them purely innocentlyhave a word with yourself matedon't tell me you're one of those /pol/ freaks who thinks he was against DA JOOOZ because of that one lyrics
yes, i felt that, good job you lunatics
https://files.catbox.moe/6fyddo.webm
>>199950884rorke in 30 years
>>199951013For you yeah
19 my arseI am DYING
>>199951031Any pics? x
Imagine that the idea of just having sex with a woman and never seeing her again is like, mythical to you. Lol. Lmao actually
>>199951029komi can't communicate?
>>199951058man shut yo gotdamn muthafuggin incel ass up nigga
Casual sex is for people with no soul
>>199951069aye- Taken with my iphoen
>>199951085done that freak
>>199951075i've done itwasn't for meif that's what you're into, best of luck
>>199951029watamote?
>>199951075Zoomers are sexless freaks
>>199951090bit of blowjob fun is alright but penetration should be saved for the special person in your life
>>199951077there's a girl with a scar on her face, it used to get posted on 4chan a lot
Favourite wrestling finisher lads?
>>199951125chainsaw man?
have accidentally casually sexed my way into too many terrible relationships aha not for me anymore I reckon lads
>>199951125chainsaw lad, british translation
>>199951037im just a man who hasn't seen the evidence. could you help me out with that?
Chainsaw mandem
I'm a gay incel who has never had sex because I keep imagining how much it would disappoint my Dad. I want to be a bottom btw
>>199951136>>199951147no they were in school clothes (not in a nonce way)
>>199951179>>199951179>>199951179
