Songs From The Big Chair edition
>>199959612THE edition
>>199959612irish diaspora
>>199959412Might head into town and walk around aimlessly for a few hours. Perhaps get a coffee. By myself, you understand.
don't like this edish
>Depraved pair drugged, raped and murdered a stranger introduced to them by a mutual friend for 'sexual gratification'Mad how none of the media reporting on this story mentions the fact the two convicted men are the SNP trannies that were pictured with two MSPs holding a 'decapitate TERFs' sign.
Just got back from ‘aitrose ladsBloody manic on a Saturday
>>199959685leftypol buying his hummus and pita bread
>>199959665Was this post too good for /pol/?
>>199959685'ldi was packed as well
scran
River festival today. Anyone coming?
>>199959665>mad how nobody is mentioning [irrelevant fact that only Rorke cares about]
>>199959652Zesty
>>199959712povvos buying their gruel
Remember seeing this pic posted, just realised she's this lasshttps://www.tiktok.com/@katcurse/video/7381067797843021088Shame I can't find the vid where she sacrifices a dude to the skibiddi god
mumstein's true crime fixation (which, of course, all women have) has shifted from murder interrogations to police bodycam footage of young women getting arrested for drunk drivingshe really seems to love seeing other women suffer, think mumstein is a misogynist
Transgenderism is a movement designed to facilitate the sexual gratification of perverted and often violent men at the expense of women and children.
>>199959665bewildering lie this one
>>199959708I actually did get some hummus>>199959712Wouldn’t know, never shop there. Hate how they rush you at the checkouts
Marina Hyde has done it again! Bloody brilliant
tiktok wank time
>>199959774bet you got some seedless olives too didn't youtarq twat
The mother of two women who were murdered says she has forgiven their killer, but not two police officers who took photos of their bodies.
>>199959748Why are women like this
>>199959790‘
most ALDI shops have self checkouts nowno more rushing
>>199959748all women are. they have to be because they can't approach men directly. thats called being too easy. so they have to compete and hate on other women instead
>>199959797Got some olives stuffed with anchovies yh
>>199959811greatI can pay for my runt slop at my own leisure
>>199959788>Marina Hydelooks like she would've been a super successful pornstar when she was younger
rorke watching AFL
once you hit 75 you should be forced into a home. those cunts are so fucking slow doddering around holding everything up
>>199959832fucking STATE of you
>>1999598213 4 6 2 5 1
>>199959790link?
>>199959850he is seething about that black bloke
Paediatric gender "medicine" exists because the adult outcomes were so poor that the Dutch researchers concluded that preventing children’s natural puberty allowed them to “pass” better as adults. The idea of the “trans kid” was created to affirm the idea of the “trans adult”
scramby eggs for me
in tesco yesterday I saw the tesco technician man fixing the self checkoutspresumably due to that computer virus
wish i were a woman
Ms Smallman, a campaigner for women's safety, said police needed to take the online misogynistic radicalisation of young men more seriously."A lot accelerated during lockdown ... [young men became exposed] to dialogues that suggest that if you can't get a girlfriend it's because women have become more dominant and men have lost their place in society.""This is radicalisation that is happening to our young men, it is feeding those haters to hate even more, and giving them the tools to hurt women in their lives."
>>199959790tiktok brats….sex
chatting with the ai gf
>>199959894unlikely to be deployed that fast. probably another fault
>>199959812it's possible there's an element of jealousy to it too because most of these women are young and spoiled and mumstein is 60 and grew up poor
the ai gf left me for chad
>>199959912LGBTQ = PAEDO
>>199959920what's her name?
whats for breaky then lads?could have kippers or bacon/eggs/beans myseelf
>>199959951coffee and a wank for me
>saturday morning>lovely day outyeah, get the schizo tranny spam started
>>199959949Absolute wrongun
>>199959951two boiled eggs
>>199959929There was a fix put out a few hours after the fact, you just needed physical access to the machines. I would imagine a company as big as Tesco have IT wagedrones on retainer to fix such issues, saving them millions in lost revenue.
>>199959949At least he's using the right toilet
>>199959951Breakfast finished two hours ago mate.
>>199959961These shut in losers spam it all day everyday regardless of the weather
>>199959821>>199959884>>199959912>>199959949>>199959991you are deeply mentally ill
>>199959991phwoar. gay if you wouldn't
>>199959978one machine? they'd need to deploy at least one more person to fix more than 1 machine
>>199960003you just here to read it everyday are you big man?
>>199959981brunch then
>>199959951just a bowl of bran flakes for me
>>199960011hmmm, dat tgirl angel getting all dressed up for her date with weston
>Review of suicides and gender dysphoria at the Tavistock and Portman NHS Foundation Trust: independent report>Summary of conclusions>The data do not support the claim that there has been a large rise in suicide in young gender dysphoria patients at the Tavistock.>The way that this issue has been discussed on social media has been insensitive, distressing and dangerous, and goes against guidance on safe reporting of suicide.>The claims that have been placed in the public domain do not meet basic standards for statistical evidence.>There is a need to move away from the perception that puberty-blocking drugs are the main marker of non-judgemental acceptance in this area of health care.>We need to ensure high quality data in which everyone has confidence, as the basis of improved safety for this at risk group of young people.https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/review-of-suicides-and-gender-dysphoria-at-the-tavistock-and-portman-nhs-foundation-trust/review-of-suicides-and-gender-dysphoria-at-the-tavistock-and-portman-nhs-foundation-trust-independent-report
>>199960030What if one individual could fix more than one machine? Like once he'd done the first one he could move onto the next one until he'd fixed, get this, all the machines in that particular store?
even though the IT crowd is a fairly reddity show it's just so comfy to watch every so often
>>199960005almost as mentally ill as the cunt who's here 24/7/365 spamming pictures of these blokes
>>199960059aint readin allat
>>199960044bit boring mate. especially for a weekend.
was looking at pictures of naked ladies and the willy has gone all hardington
Injecting female sex holes
>>199960075Deeply transphobic comment from Marcie, she really needs to do better
so used to everyone being dismissive and in some cases hostile towards me that when i actually meet someone friendly i start getting paranoid
The people who claim to care about "trans youth" seem oddly displeased at the revelation that "trans youth" aren’t actually killing themselves in record numbers
when are the barbers least busy on a saturday
>>199960133blog on you insufferably boring bastard
might watch a film todaynot done one in a long timeanyone seen any goodies recently?
>>199960114evil little toad
wagies tickled pink at the prospect of making a weekend egg breakfast instead of their Monday - Friday carbohydrate seed oil nutrient slurry
big booba awooga honk honk
The Mrs wanked me off after we woke up this morning, now she’s doing the dishes. She will probably make my breakfast as well while I’m showering without even asking me. Mental how alpha I am lol
>>199960145watched the green knight on amazon prime recently. was shit
love narners
>>199960133*shoves you into a muddy puddle*
>>199960144unfathomably low IQ post
>>199960145Hell Drivershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmv5vK96KXY
>>199960156you kno she gettin dat carribbean creampie on the side, keepin her nice and calm loooool
post the clapmeat
>>199960156alri, spaino
>>199960154
>>199960163leftypol demanding this bloke be allowed access to primary school children
>>199960185Mental illness
>>199960163i know it seems tautologolous but like do they not realise how awful they look are they that mentally ill
>>199960211wowowoowow big boooobs!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJJ4bmGr6YM
wanky art idea: 3d print of the world (flat) with the mountains and valleys turned into grooves of a record player to play the sound of the earth
>>199960165enjoy imagining the mental state of whomever came up with this image
>>199960156Andrew tate oer here lads7 bugattis on his drive like but he decides to spend his time on /brit/Weird that
decided to play Fallout 4 again after watching the show. I wasn't hugely impressed with F4 on my first playthrough so I thought I'd give it another gothis time I made Codsworth a Megatron style robot warrior, and just now he has executed Kellogg in a very brutal way. I was going to punch Kellogg's face in, but Codsworth clearly wanted his own personal revenge, so he knocked Kellogg to the floor and cut him up like an unlucky chinese factory worker. he mechanically gregor clegane'd him as retribution for what he did to the missus of the house
>>199960145
>>199960200
>>199960255I just can’t miss my tranny spam and race baiting posts
>>199960250what part of that is "art"moron
>>199960256mentalif you wouldn't mind though lad could you point to the post, any post, in this thread that asked
>>199959961just been for a 12k run myselfvery humid and sweaty
first time i did dmt i saw the gay porn demon
alright lads we all already know trannys are insane freaks who should all be locked up in lunatic asylums there is no need to spam the thread with disgusting images of them
this is really ruining my thread experience
>>199960282put it in an art gallery matenot rocket appliances here
watching royal troon
actually mental i went to eat dinner and you cunts are still spamming hideous trannies
>>199960200Her lips look swollen as fuckAlmost as if she's allergic to bees and got stung in her lipsPlus there's that 0 personality bitchface stare
>>199960308daft cunt
>>199960292Daily reminder that David Tennant is currently trooning out his 10 year old son for Instagram likes
how often do you actually SEE trannies in real life though? i've only seen like maybe 2 or 3, but then those were only the obvious ones, it's likely that i've seen some that passed so well that i couldn't tell, something tells me they'd be in the minority though because most trannies don't pass unless they already had feminine facial features and thin shoulders, or were put on hormone blockers as children
>>199960211woooooww big ones
>>199960352
>>199960286the first post and existence of this thread mongo>>199959612
Just ignore Heathermong. Stop giving him the attention he craves. He will get bored soon enough.
aussie lad being put off his koala burger by some tranners
American movies be like>*Blasting soundtrack* I ain't got time for this shit!European movies be like>*First 30 minutes are completely silent* vgh, life is pain
>>199960388you ever tried leaving the house?
perusing the tiktoks again
IM DEDICATING THIS ONE TO ME FOCKING MOOTHA
>>199960364Saw one the other week at the station. Clearly a bloke in a dress. Would've burst out laughing but he was about 6'5" and looked like he'd give me a proper hiding.
Sometimes I like to pop over to /brit/ for a bit of mindless-but-harmless posting, but schizos and spammers sour the mood a bit
>>199960405oh my
>>199960364very rare. ive only seen a few and they looked repulsive
absolutely fucking dire threadall of you should be ashamed of yourselves
>>199960404Just a little post about movies, chill
wouldnt really care about trannies if they stopped trying to go after kids
>>199960423uh oh looks like someone's done a stinky!
>>199960439project on
mental how "organic" the outrage is to these fellas posting the reality of trannies but all you freaks are silent when the other freak spams literal trannie pornmuch to think about
Mad the yellow man is right https://youtu.be/UPt9pGfpmS0
>>199960427Not really the same without sound
>>199960458wtf leftypol told me this stuff never happens
>>199960470belly chains are so peng
>>199960443feel similarly about respectful poofshave no issue with lads that just want to ride the arse off each other in the privacy of their own homesits the feral piss orgy public sex fetish gay nonces that want to normalise degeneracy that are the issue
athletics on todaylondon diamond league. final olympic warmup event
On an LNER Azuma to London nowYeah we defo should have our own Shinkansen and Bullet Trains
>>199960364saw a very obvious one working the register at coles a few weeks ago, this coles location in question was DEEP in bogan country so that takes some serious balls (if you'll pardon the pun)
>>199960495Blog on you boring bastard
>>199960405link
filled with ennui me
NEED to breed the toilfu. Absolutely need to.
>>199960483but leftypol told me this never happens
filled with poz cum me
>>199960364I see some every time I go into Manchester city centre
>>199960475Agreed. They draw your attention to a tight tummy and invite you to lightly pull on them to draw her over
Just realised that Heathermong is spamming about trannies shagging kids because he’s jealous of the trannies
boring slow news week zzzz
>>199960485need a former yugoslavian athletics gf
>>199960364Loads in my town but that town is Brighton tbfSee those ugly FtM hobbits with pube beards on a daily basis, probably more often than the MtF freaks
>>199960495i travel on one of these every daytheyre not that special
>>199960565Mental how badly he mogged Hitchens lol, had him on the ropes so badly without even trying
>>199960565>smug boomer doing victory laps around an addicts death before the hot tub has even been drained because he got btfo'ed in an argument with him 15 years ago
>>199960565Mad what happened to Matthew Perry. Should have laid off the drugs and he'd still be alive
>>199960560i've developed an appreciation for high jump ladies
>>199960562does pewdiepie still live in brighton? i heard some lad here talking about how he lives in brighton and he sees pewdiepie around sometimes, could've been lying of course
Janny has swung his righteous scythe through the thread
>>199960485too thinhard to imagine her with a mandingo without him actually splitting her in two
>>199960091It's all I've got in desuAldi looms
don't like dirty talk, would rather not call my missus a dirty slut - just seems mean
>>199960565peter hitchens was like>could i BE anymore on the ropes
>>199960618Me jumping into bed
>>199960601>bro just stop being addicted to drugs xD
>>199960550Didn't Leeds get lit on fire?
>>199960619He did live in Regency Square, which is not as nice a place as it sounds. Full of junkie hostels.
mother has gone out so ive been left to fend for myself for lunchgoing to starve
was so busy eating a sandwich and posting about trannies i forgot i'm rewatching the passion of the christ (2004)right, back to my biblical torture porn
>>199960405Corr imagine spaffing your sackload all over those custard cannons
>>199960405Who is this French succubus
i uploaded a meme i made that involved naked photos of mysel on funnyjunk (genitals cropped out for obvious reasons) back in 2010 and it reached the top of the top pagepewdiepie has said he used to use funnyjunk a lot so it's likely that he has seen me naked
somehow i think posting anti tranny content in /brit/ is somewhat preaching to the choir
>>199960364Honestly, in the UK it is nothing compared with America.In American cities you see so many legit comical troons wandering around.
>>199960654>blibical torture pornWait is that THE Bible Black?
>>199960649Was thinking of that Tariq Nasheed tweet the other day and started laughing like a spastic in the middle of the office
The Polish single mother in work who has a crush on me is sending me loads of TikTok videos of boring shit I don’t care about what should I do lads
>>199960647I was eating edibles and accidentally ate too many and had a revelation. I don't enjoy being high, I don't even enjoy being drunk, so why do I do it?From that day, I haven't been high, and I only have a glass of beer or wine socially and no more. It's easy. Just have to want to do it.
>>199960619Didn't he move to Japan?
>>199960485ty. Set a reminder
>>199960649Tariq is the funniest black man on the planet
>>199960696>preaching to the choirNever understood this idiom.The choir quite obviously does get preached to because they are very likely to be regular church goers.You think when the congregation fills up the pews, the priest just goes, "well you're here, that's my job done"? No, he does not.
need a haircut but the last few times ive been its always the same woman who has got no idea how to cut hairdont want to go to another barber though because this one is the only one with british people working in it
I'm here now lads. How's it foing?
>>199960696/brit/ is a tranny general
>>199960731leftypol shouting 'NAZI' at the women who don't want this bloke in their private spaces
WEEKS COME END ! maybe NORMAL YOU ! here not ! WORKER HARDER PLANET JOB EVER HAS ! but tier top LIST ! DO MUST DONE AND OPTION FORCE ! yay !
>>199960742>Never understood this idiom.youre an idiot
>>199960731trans rights have always been about imposing their delusions on normal people in an attempt to force them to play pretend or else be labelled a transphobe and have your reputation destroyed
>>199960752you'd rather have a shit haircut than have a foreign person cut your hair??
>>199960724good lad
Telling young boys that if they like the colour pink they need to have their genitals mutilated isn't a 'human right'.
>>199960793prefer not o say
>>199960761Wtf when did this happen?
did the atheist reddit aussie make a postdid he
>>199960814They belong in an asylum, not on the beach.
>>199960797>Italian “humour”
i day drink
>>199960805
>>199960805Go home paki
>>199960814>getting your tits sawed off so you can be shirtless on a beachthere are thousands of beaches in continential europe where you can do this without becoming a tranny
>>199960718>Polish>single motherUsually these two words don't go together. Anyway, maybe just have sex with her if she wants?
Just having a poo before my shower, I’m not gonna wipe today and just wash my arsehole in the shower to save paper I’ll let you lads know how it goes
wish i had a dadberg to teach me how to drive, mumstein is absolutely abysmal as a passenger, criticising every little last thing i do, telling me i'm going too fast one moment and too slow the next, telling me i'm about to hit another parked car when i'm nowhere near itjesus christ, growing up without a father must be the most cruel punishment there is
>>199960797Saw a news report about how they've been attempting to clean the Seine but it's likely not clean enough to safely host swimming events yet. Might make the triathlon a biathlon
mad how easy it is for some people to pick up girlswas on the bus yesterday and overheard a bunch of teenagers behind me. this one girl just came up to them and started talking about how "omg i see you on the bus ALL the time" and "i didn't realise anyone else lived in shittington-upon-avon" and the two guys just kept saying "aha yeah calm yeah" and had this one girl (who they had never met before) giggling and squealing over nothing just fucking mental - not once in my entire life has anything even remotely close to that occured
jeffaussiesbritsthe ladseverything's in order
>>199960898dont like the reddit aussies anymore
my name jeff
>>199960883Mate why do you think schoolgirls should be throwing themselves at you?
>>199960907what they done to you? not up on the latest haps myself
>>199960883yes and thats why normie advice is laughable for people like usthey don't "know" how to attract women, it just happens naturally
its over
>did you do anything fun on saturday night?>it was a ripper mate i spent my whole evening posting all 4000 of my saved transsexual pictures from my transsexual picture folder on a british general on 4chan ya flaming galah. barbeques.
>>199960883nice diary entry virg
last time i got my hair cut found out the fella doing it was a gaybit grim to think the same fingers that have been in multiple blokes arses have touched my hair
>>199960931lol this is me
>>199960883The only time something like that happened to me was in ireland with these two random chav looking mick girls. I could've acted on it I think but I was dating someone at the time.
How long before leftypol starts calling Japan racist?
>>199960939should sue him for mental anguish
dashka
>>199960970saw an african gentleman playing with her fannois
>>199960883This happened to me on the train the other day. I blew it because I am probably autistic and have no idea what to say to girls. I posted about it but nobody replied
>>199960939There's a song about that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o92OJGlChHc
>>199960920we have one aussie around here who's a real prick who will take any excuse he can to leave mean-spirited replies to you, maybe he had a go at him
>>199960970she does p0rn? 0_o
ummmmmmmmmm poopy shit nigga wank
>>199961005wankerhim not you
>>199960989screencap the post?
>>199960955lorke on a mad one
>>199961013my nigga this is one fine ass post
>O.o
free... thing
>>199961018https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/199892321/#199894047
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>>199960920it's diego
something mental happened to me lads basically i was On the train home from work. It’s delayed at the platform and another train is about to pull up at the next platform. A cute girl is looking out of the door to see which train will leave first, and I’m doing the same. She starts chatting to me, joking about picking the wrong train and which one to choose and I’m just saying “I know, it’s what always happens” why can’t I banter bros?
>>199961047sounds like she was just making polite conversation and you interpreted it as her wanting to shag you because you're a virgin
might dig a tunnel
>>199961076that nigga still here? how old his ass is now? thirty fo? thirty fah?
I will give mousey a haircut
>>199961102stop using ebonics
noticed diego frequently being btfo by australians in his little religion debates
>>199961090This is England. Nobody makes polite conversation with strangers on the train, and in any case, she kept pushing the conversation to carry it where I was just umming and ahhing like a retard
was diego here yesreday
>>199960883I'd say that I've probably experienced perhaps four or five occasions in my life when a woman just presented herself to me out of the blue to channel her sexual interest and one of these occasions resulted in us being together for almost five years now
>>199961127hasnt happened oncereddit aussies just use their reddit insults
>>199961120but i like using them
>>199961132should have hissed at her
>>199960955i ain't readin all that SHIT nigga
>>199961150no he hasn't been seen since glasto
hate jesus and his dad god
sucking out the last bits of nicotene from four old snus pouches
>>199961182calm down anonstein
going down the beach to chat up bikini teens
something mental happened to me lads basically i was On the train home from work. It’s delayed at the platform and another train is about to pull up at the next platform. A cute girl is looking out of the door to see which train will leave first, and I’m doing the same. She starts chatting to me, joking about picking the wrong train and which one to choose and I’m just saying “I know, it’s what always happens” Received a text from her today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again" Fucking hell lads what is wrong with me
>>199961154She's black onlySource: I'm half black
the chillshttps://youtu.be/Up7suVJzNJw?si=9ijS4CHveE7WoSHW
>>199961211bizarre post
turned 28 yesterday de lads
it's "nose clogged with dry snot" weather
>>199961197Imagine moving they panties to the side and massaging that clit
>>199960955it's true though, the japanese used to be fucking psychos before they invented anime and pacified themselves by wanking their little yellow cocktail sausages over anime girls
>>199961211?
>>199961230bogeys, we call that where im from
>>199961182Hello Schlomo Goldgrabbenstein
>>199961127least mentally ill australian
>Source: I'm half black
>>199961154>>199961211Used to happen to me quite a bit before, being catcalled by girls in the street, and they were almost always black or if it was a white or asian girl, she'd be in a group with black girls in itWatch the catcalling videos women post and it's always black men
>>19996122928 was one of two birthdays I endured during lockdown youkay
>moving they pantiesI didn't know Africans posted on /brit/
>>199961229should add i live with my mother and dont work
>>199961229should also add that im trans if that matters
Suspicious that no canadians have posted here yet
Leg of lamb for tomorrow in the fridge
The Cure was one of my older daughters' favorites. She even dyed her hair black and wore it in long strings. I didn't care for them back in the 80's. She passed away in a car accident in 1987 at the age of 18, a senior in high school. I miss her and her music. I would just like to add, please be sure that you all buckle up. Not doing so cost me my big girls life.
only one woman has ever actually started a conversation with me on a bus before but after speaking to her for a while she unfortunately turned out to have a learning difficulty even though she was pretty attractive
>>199961307Muslims love lamb
>>199961102almost 40 i think if not olderhe's always had a cunty side but it seems to have metastasised and become terminal, he has no interest in a courteous debate anymore, he just calls you stupid and mentally ill if you say anything he disagrees with
>>199961307nonces love lamb
- this is one of my dad's favorite song. - he is only 51 yrs old and he died 18 days ago due to his cancer and until now I still miss him, so when I'm sad I play this song but I don't cry. - thanks for the love and a lot of advice when you were alive. - advance Happy Birthday to us this coming march 22. - you will always in my heart forever.
This was played at my wedding in 1987 Every man and his dog was up dancing! Sadly my lovely darling wife Teresa passed away in 2009. This will always remind me of what a great day that was. Forever missed, forever loved!
>>199961340haha your dads dead
>>199961311>>199961340is a fucking tune tbf
>>199961313blog on chad
and the very very latest from mr mr mousey?
This was the first CD my boyfriend bought me in 94. He became my husband for 23 yrs. He passed away in 2018. I will always love you Wilson Reyes Jr. You will never fade from my heart or memory my love.
>>199961340my dad is 80 and still alive
Any investors in?
>>199961406spamming quotes from the comments section of The Cure music vids hosted on youtube
was lying face down on the sofa earlier and catberg decided to join me by bedding down on my bumi then proceeded to let out an extremely loud fart and gave the poor bugger the fright of a lifetime
My younger brother committed suicide last weekend by overdosing on something. He was found with headphones on, presumably listening to something. This is his youtube account. He made a playlist containing 6 songs that was edited the day he passed. This is one of the 6 songs. With the method he used, he was dead after about 30 minutes, probably unconscious around 12 minutes. I like to think that it was peaceful for him with his music on. I love you Myles, I'll miss you everyday for the rest of my life.
whats the gimmicks these days
>>199961413Sad that :/ poor Wilson
Often forget I've got five figs of crypto
(8) im a sad little sinner in the mirror the devil works hard like my liver (8)
feel like total crap
it's another smelly incel copy and pastes posts from reddit edish
new>>199961502>>199961502>>199961502
>>199961197lol this is literally me you ever managed to pull? got a few numbers but they never follow up
