UK IQ edition
shall be spending the afternoon like this x
Sam on a mad one
>>199965302where are the indian-white ?
Zhangs on the rise. Go Zhongguó
just popped on the james lindsay ‘cast about degrowth in canada x
>>199965343forehead like the sun rising over mt fuji
>>199965330this>>199965343it's over for samuel
>>199965331pleb tier literature
>>199965371absolute unit
>>199965302Mad how we're keeping the score up for yous lot
>>199965302FUCK YOU CHUD
>>199964747>Black people complain the countryside isn't welcoming to them>Do this
So who tf was everyone talking about in the last thread
>>199965343did you just search samuel holland on facebook and pick the most incel looking one out of the bunch?
>>199965343holy shitsatanic sam
>>199965331those are female legs though
>>199965403Lol she smol
>>199965302>caribbeans, bangladeshis, pakistanis get their own group >brits, irish and other eurpoeans all grouped as "white"whitebros it's so fucking over
>>199965302Where's Jewish?
Captain Tom walking Jay Slater over the threshold into heaven
>>199965403how can he redeem saarHOW CAN HE REDEEM
quick draw
>>199965302Why are the Irish and Caribbeans so close?
If there was a sausage tier list then Richmond sausages would be right at the fucking bottom of it. Beyond grim and just full of fillers that give it a shit load of carbohydrates
>>199965415Sir Jay Slater
>>199965403SAR SHE IS PAKISTANI WHORE!
christ if i want to do this 6 month course, going to cost me 1600 because my concession status is "ceased" for some reason. part of me thinks theyve messed something up, part of me thinks ive messed something up, not sure which. either way, im meant to enroll BY 21/07/24, which is in an hour... does that mean i can enroll ON the 21/07/24? really wish i hadnt saved this until the last minute
>>199965440um
>>199965403chinese-whiteafrican-whitecarribbean-whitebut no indian-white. why ?
>>199965478perhaps people eating sausages are doing so for other reasons besides "being healthy"
lad in the year below me at school was called sam holland, wonder if it is him, he was a bit of a spastic
>>199965302>arabs below gypposoh my days how embarassing
Statue of jay slater going up in trafalgar square
can you please all stop mentioning my name i'm ahving a panic attack
DENNIS BEAR CUMDENNIS BEAR CUM
>>199965503imagining this bloke speaking with that funny paki voice and its giving me a chuckle
got the muscle hypnosis on
ive posted my email in a screenshot on here before while drunk but somehow by the good grace of god no one noticed
Interesting thread.I wonder what Samuel thinks of it.Sam lad? You there?
>>199965521sorry jay u angel x
>>199965551posted my twitter handle once and got away with it
>>199965521Sorry Jay, won't happen again x
>>199965551i posted an order confirmation with my full government name, address and mobile number once and nobody ever did anythingbit of a blessing all things considered
There's 23,017 Samuel Hollands in the UK. Wtf are you going to do?
bit of gay porn chocolate down the hatch
>>199965551don’t be so sure lad, some real spastics who personally archive everything posted in here
any coke-snorting pornpilled nietzschean aristocrats in the house
Might wipe my bumhole
>>199965302
>>199965609well it was years ago and nothings come of it so I think I'm safe
Low quality thread desu
micro dosing an arse wank just enough to prevent me turning gay
a group of indians just sat down on the buss, a poonite as it were
/brit/ boysaussie GFs
fixed the bathroom fanfixed the shuttersim a bit of a handy man haha
>>199965637How many years exactly?
Remember that Samuel Pooton who doxxed himself once
>>199965667more like a poonit
noncing my poo
>>199965642What's with your attraction to Carribeans?
Samuel Holland and Klarc Klarcson walk into a bar
>>199965696fuck me added an unnecessary ‘e’ there didn’t i
mad how fit they are
/brit/ boysaussie bfs
>>199965693you now remember archie corringham and lewis martinez
>>199965663based homopothist
>>199965735'
Zach you in mate?
test
>>199965738good post :)
>>199965682prefer not to say
>sandy box
>>199965735who?
>>199965551Used to post on /b/ with my email in the email field all the time when I was youngerDon't know how I never got signed up for any dodgy shit
if you name is on this list you have to leave the thread immediately:samuel holland
love t20 cricketlove one day cricketlove test cricketsimple as
>>199965802Did that too, and lost access to my email account immediately
will never understand people who use regular savings accounts instead of a cash ISA
>>199965817Wish I could get into it but find it very boringFavourite part of playing it in school was being on the batting team and being able to just sit around for an hour
>>199965837could kick this midge’s head clean off
>>199965829I've never taken the LISApill and I regret itGot £27k in the cash isa though
>>199965841Bet you loved batting for the other team, fucking poofter
You now remember when millions donated to captain Thom whose daughter then stole all the money
>>199965829never understood people who waste their limit on a cash isa instead of stocks and shares
Is he actually dead?
>>199965874captain thom yorke
>>199965874That money was used to create the covid vaccine
whatever happened to monkeypox
Captain Jay Slater
>>199965904got renamed
imagine getting doxx'd and /brit/ finds out your mum is literally called sandy box ffs no surprise he stopped posting here
>>199965904It was completely memoryholed when benders started infecting their dogs and adopted kids
Poo Slater
captain samuel holland
Jay Slate
The absolute Slater it lads
buy nowpay later
He doesn't poo early, he poo slater
captain rorke leftingpol
yer da clapped for carers and slashed the tyres of cars on driveways of those observed not clapping
>>199965887Cash ISA offers a guaranteed return while stocks don't and there's nothing stopping you losing all your money in a crash.
Sir George Floyd
what was jay slater's vax status?
JAV Slater
Did the clap for carers ONCE because mum and dad wanted to do it and then we all collectively agreed it was cringe and never spoke of it again
David Floyd George
plap for carers
Might start Clap for Jay Slater
Jay slater sex arse
clap your bussy for the NHS
>>199966074he prolly already had it lad
>>199966045It was just clapping mate get over yourself
daring syntheses occurring in this thread
Why don't you shut the fuck up huh?
Should we play a game where we guess the names of people in here?I reckon there's a bloke here called Samuel or "Sam" as he's known to his mates.
jay's hater
Jay Slater gave off gay vibes
Asinine soliloquies. Keep it in your head next time.
Jay Slater conanised by the catholic church
wish we had something to talk about
Doing a Jay Slater is a sex act when you wank yourself while having your head bashed in by rocks
Samuel Holland sex arse
mouseypox
>>199966004pussy ive never got less than 7% from it
>>199966106davidcallumstevenderrickalanrobertliamdaniel
>>199966106some aussies with mad names that brit postis one called humbert and i think there was an erskine
>>199966158>pussy ive never gotyeah we know mate
33 years old and no savings haha
>>199966140get it ordered
Dumb fucking crackers go on about how high their IQs are when comparing themselves to the brown races but suddenly when they realize other races have higher IQs then IQ is suddenly meaninglessCrackers are so hypocritical and desperate to find any way to feel better about themselves
>>199965346Below Caribbean. And that chart is a lie because in all schools the Indian and chinks outdo the whites to the point where they have to have support classes for whites and blacks lmao
>>199966211Dang
leftypol unmasked as samuel holland
watching a german teenager in a short skirt making scratching sounds on her tights for asmrassume she is of proper age
I'm the only person in the whole of the UK with my name. My name getting leaked would literally be the end of my life
>>199966188screaming
>>199966228samuel holland is a rorke name
>>199966188
>>199966234you need to go home
How can the Irish be at 100 iq? They always seem daft to me
>>199966234Double barrel surname mfs have it rough
>>199965589actually pretty mental that there are that many
The website I'm browsing is NOT responsive. Dev has to do better there
VAR getting out of hand
>>199966254he had like 10 /pol/ tabs open in his screenshothe was obviously leftypol doing recognisance work and shilling
incel yoda
>>199966231Is that how she entertains herself before Farouk finishes football training
>>199966254rorke and leftypol are two sides of the same slice of toast
>>199966290I just made that number up
>>199966158How long have you been investing?In what stocks or funds?Expecting 7% growth every year forever is lunacy.Don't get me wrong, I invest too, but the way people talk like investing is a guaranteed method is ridiculous.
>>199966302so they're completely opposite sides then
what is wrong with biden. the guy can't string a sentence together or pronounce even a single word properly without slurring the syllables.
Scottish people see English people like English people see Irish people
Finance chat
>>199966326oh haha that makes more sensewas wondering how that was possiblereckon samuel holland is a niche name. i'd bet 20 maximum
>>199966349That's been debunked
>>199966349He's old and has dementia.
>>199966340of the same slice of toast
>>199966349he's irish so he's probably drunk
Chicken rice and broccoli down the feeding hatch
thoughts on women that dont regularly shave their armpits?
>>199966349Speech impediment he's suffered with since childhood
So what happened to Jay Slayter
>>199966383Basically trans
>>199965331timestamp or you stole that picture from reddit you tranny freak
>>199966349Fella's got a brain like a bowl of rice pudding
>>199966377the toast being society
Expect big returns on my Jay Slater fund
28 jay slater
>>199966404He took some of his own drugs and was then killed by his fixer
The stock market bubble atm is massive.
>>199966372100 results for samuel holland on 192people
>>199966359Scottish people see English people as feisty little gingers who drink too much?
>>199966404assassinated by thomas matthew crooks
>>199966420>steadily gets browner checks out
>>199966425Very high risk fund though, it could fall off a cliff at any moment and leave you with nothing.
Dressing well is an attack on modernity. The suit is the new punk rock
I don't open the same threads on pc and on the phonevery weird
>>199966470>starts to disintegrate as it gets browner
>>199966383thats disgusting
deliveroo man's just been so get in
my arse hurts so muchwhy can't i poo?
Irish people love brown peopleThey could wax lyrical about them for hours
>>199966383doesnt bother me as much as tattoos
>>199966504runtslop
Viral meme ideaWe post a bit of personal information about ourselves to strangers online and we call it "doing a Samuel"Going to join a dogging forum with my real name and age as the username. Pulling a proper Samuel
>>199966504you paid for that? show screenshot of the order i want to see much it cost
>>199966515
>>199966534dogging forum?
>>199966534it's already called doing a New Trainers
>>199966519is that why they're currently burning down asylum centres in dublin?
>>199966383Makes my willy hard but only when they grow it out fully.
>>199966349His cognitive decline is scary in terms of its speed, hope my old man doesn't go barmy like he did
Adam BarrettSamuel HollandHolland and BarrettHe's done you all like a kipper
>>199966559fuck off yeah
>>199966554was only 14 quidthat's decent to be fair
>>199966519>Irish people love brown peopleIreland has had anti-immigration riotsEngland hasn't
>>199965829depends on the savings. i dont want my emergency fund locked into an isa.
>>199966470>white women love noshing on itStory checks out
The future for the next two or three threads is looking bright.I reckon we can really stretch this Samuel thing out.
my names is Lloyd Boots
>>199966587since you didnt screenshot the order i dont believe you and the raw ingredients couldnt be worth 5 quid
>>199966648wouldn't be the first Samuel you've stretched out you mincer
When did they remove the unique posters counter at the bottom of the thread? Just noticed it's gone
>>199966648can you please not? i'm literALLY GOING TO KILL MYSELF IF THIS GOES ON MUCH LONGER
the name's Clive Tesco
>>199966567i ate kippers for breakfast
Got the gay trainers on
might start making my lasagnenot gonna cook it yet but i reckon i can prep it all now and then just lob it in the oven when i fancy it
Get the ISA openedGet the premium bonds boughtGet the stocks boughtGet the passive income rollingGet the clues gaining
pigeons are a form of dove
>>199966697is it St Swithun's day already?
>>199966684Months ago
Got bleeding haemorrhoids and a pooey bumGot bleeding haemorrhoids and a pooey bum
>>199966744its Saturday. St Swithun's day was the 15th so last monday
>>199966567he would never think of that
Want a cottage pie. Shame we don't do take away cottage pies. Why not?
>>199966724I hope your béchamel goes lumpy
>>199966765Why? So they can get away with making bots reply?
>>199966811No idea the owners of 4chan have no interaction with us
>>199966803people generally order takeaway unless it's something addictive or foreign
>>199966811Probably
Any reggae man in?
>>199966808who the fuck puts béchamel in a lasagnayou put ricotta in it
incel flat and a wankincel flat and a wank
>>199966803just make one you vile scrote
>>199966845Inscrutimoot
>>199966865yeah if you're a cunt
>>199966767Got a haemorroid myself but it's not bleeding.
>>199966724hope elton john sneaks into your house after an afternoon in the sauna and empties his bowels over it
wanking is bad for youyou should be transmuting your sexual energies into a creative drive
tips on how to clear blockages up my arse go
Pot noodle and a lonely cryPot noodle and a lonely cry
>>199966865everyone puts béchamel in a lasagna you mong
Ricottafag just did himself
>>199966902every italian is a cunt?
>>199966940is that a trick question?
>>199965302Why are you guys collapsing?
is there a word for the sensation of really needing a shite
>>199966924but not wanking gives me tfw no gf feels too much
>>199966940yes
Ricotta? I hardly knew her
>>199966925Pear ciderThe sorbitol's a natural laxative and you'll be drunk so you'll care less about being constipated anyway
>>199966959Endless brown hordes and cultural collapse due to sexual freedom
Honestly nothing would make me happier than setting fire to the great barrier reef. Fucking sick to the back teeth of it
>>199966989made with 100% pears?
>>199966925eat loads of papayas
finished my bourne supremacy watchnext? the bourne ultimatum
cleaned the kitchen and toiletdunno if i should keep cleaning or go for my incel walkodds: keep cleaningevens: incel walk
>>199966969Slatering for a poo
>>199966959No one knows for sure.
>>199966994far as i'm concerned we should be tearing down all barriers not preserving them
>>199966882I can't cook. Hate cooking.
>>199966991>collapse due to sexual freedomKKKKKKKKKKK
putting together a /brit/ GAA team
Kevin Nash and 1992Kevin Nash and 1992
>>199960169corrr
>>199967026Great jaw. Hope he breeds my daughter and births me a gigachad grandson
are ready meals any good? i associate them with old people but a mate of mine swears by M&S lasagna and other ready meals
>>199967012Never seen any of them. Any good?
>>199967038gay arse appreciating?
>>199967012the one with jeremy renner is surprisingly watchable
>>199966861Are you Irish diaspora?
>>199967007If it's 100% pears it's probably going to be called a perry insteadI understand both from personal experience and from online anecdotes that Somersby Pear Cider functions quite well as a laxative
i like the gen z boss video because of how much fun they're clearly having
>>199967085gaelic athletic associationgaelic football, hurling n that
>>199967075no they're all a bunch of shite
>>199967080yeah they're really good if you like action filmsfun story
>>199967085captain: samuel holland
any good blogs?
>>199967102That's a common brain response to cope with something dystopian and horrible, to try and see joy and good things in it.
>>199967026what a retard all he is going to do is singe the heat resistant seat. you need to put an oil soaked rag in the engine and light it.
Slugasna
Anyone at Glasgow pride?
>>199967075fine once a month or so if you're too tired or steaming to cook and dont want to give the paki takeaway industry moneyeating them on the reg is grim though
>>199967075They're full of salt and additives
>>199967101for me personally it's got to be pear cider made from 100% pears
>>199967146yer das there
>>199967169Aye I know but I'm asking if any of yous are there
>>199967146Just saw you there lad. Let's meet at the glory hole.
>>199967139Don't worry, a genius brownskin worked out that the best way to burn it was to set fire to the engine first
>>199967115gay lick hurling?
well said arwa
this is our time slugbros
gonny get stoned oot ma nut the night
>>199967222demons the lot of them
>>199967146in leather assless chaps and wearing a gimp mask with 'cum pig' written on it in the family section
>>199967231Why are you typing like that? Stop it
>>199967200sex with brown women
>>199967200I'd rather Indian women stayed childless than have mixed kids with white "right-wing" Chuds
>>199967248he's having a stroke
>>199967200But if I don't have kids who will arrange to put me in a nursing home
Rorke's clapper
>>199967273well-funded public services
samuel holland
leftypol's battypipe
>>199967250Eh? Are you Irish diaspora?
>>199967273Your nurse, Ndlwenda Chutogo
>>199967222i keep hearing that from gardeners but ive had no slugs in my garden this year while the previous 5 i was plagued with them.
>>199967304AyeProblem?
Cunny Island
>>199967306Corr
the names Darragh O'Doogle
>>199967320Hehe the Irish man likes brownoid women like the meme said
Looking forward to going to the pub this evening
no drugs for me todayhaving a drug free daymaybe ill get some booze instead
>>199967350Dominating brown women is Aryan, Hyperborean, Faustian, R1b, Atlantean Gaelic chadpilled
>>199967221>>199967221>>199967221
Lyke a body throu the ryeGaun til see the kye
>>199967355>>199967355>>199967355
>>199965302test
