Condiment edition
dress sexy
NEW FRANK GREEN AND A SNEAKY LINKNEW FRANK GREEN AND A SNEAKY LINK
TASTY!DELISH!LE... PENG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never knew /brit/ was full of manlets, fat bastards, and lanklets until last thread. Embarrassing.
bald black chap at the big match sub-edition
Imagine my fat willyPounding your back doorsSang to the tune of John Lennon's Imagine
my favourite animal is cats
if you have any questions about christianity i will try to answer them to the best of my ability
is this Uk's first gay pm?
I am drunk and will be taking vocaroo requests
fake tan hands and a hoop!fake tan hands and a hoop!
Boys be mad that I don't fuck incels
rate my new insta upload
i should of said i made too much gravy for the emergency pie so now im dipping the burgers in it
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6ucxmQGA-8
>>199979005can i go out clubbing and be a christian
>>199978994That's JD Vance's supper sorted
>>199979005if god is real why did he make you an ugly 5'3" virgin
poo
>>199978974
(8) she a sad little sinner in the mirror the dveil works hard like my liver (8) >>199979038yes>>199979046prefer not to say
posting a bit FUCKING fast aren't you
Retain your seed.Do not fucking dare to waste it.Use it to fuel you.
>>199979049BWC supper
I think some men know they’re out of place and time in this modern world of ours. People who are genetically pre programmed to die in a war, stuck in an endless groundhog day of spreadsheet work and alcoholism.A strange existence.
>>199979059why are you a bender?
>>199979019normies are utterly bizarre, why would anyone post that comment with a picture?
>>199979059why did god make dinosaurs before humans
>>199979008First Jewish pm
>>199979013black cock and a white fanny
>>199979044Utter STATE of millennials
>>199979043looooool
doing little claps and rocking back and forth when I see a funny post
>>199979066I'm on day 6 :)
>>199979009Vocaroo me where you got that webm and where it's from
>>199979085im not>>199979093dunnomaybe it's teology like th ebible says humans last thing to be made
>To think when we met, you were so worried that you came from Iran
>>199979019manlet
>>199979019cum doesn't smell thoughever
>>199979019>what are showers
>>199979106FOMYEG
>>199979005How old is the Earth?
>>199979049BBC's nightcap
>>199979005why do you sexually harass women when its clearly a sin
>>199979123this that reddit show
it kebab night for mea cheeky treat x
>>199979122bizarre of him to spend billions of years making random dinosaurs and insects etc and then go oh i should finally make something in my image
Would you give her children?
the neurotypical is immunised against all dangers: one may call him a normie, regular, commoner, wonted, it all runs off him like water off a raincoatbut call him a neurotypical and he'll just look at you like you spoke in a foreign language
>>199979156oh give it a rest rorke my boy
>>199979158get it down ya
>>199979121Vocaroo saying "fuck off mousenonce you evil ghoul"
>>199979163god has no image lad
secret product and a trenchsecret product and a trench
>>199979049
Been crunching the numbers (pic related) and its quite clear that rorke is finished
>>199979163imagine if you got to heaven and god was a beetle lol
>>199979110That you Harvey?
>British coloniesWealthy >French coloniesPoor>Spanish colonies Poor and violent Simple as
>>199979211fuck up
>>199979146dont know>>199979154i dont that's a projection>>199979163why? not as if they had any means of counting time>>199979192retardedpsot
>>199979107What's the problem? Better question is why on earth more 18/24 year olds voted tory.
>>199979206Looks like a Chinese boy
>>199979211imagine (john lennon)
cat was very happy then he randomly bit me. strange creature
>>199979121https://voca.ro/1Na3XKrTm4Aw
Only been here 5 mins and I don't like this placeBack to Brit/pol/ you lot are weirdos.
You didn't hear? we're eating healthy now
>>199979230explain the trinity
sue
Jesus Christ sub-edition.
>>199979188>>199979009meant for
I just want you all to know Picard is gay and James Tiberius Kirk is a hero
>>199979217Irish colonies
>>199979217>>British colonies>Wealthyahhthe paradises of Ghana, Nigeria, Sierra Leone, Uganda, Tanzania, Kenya, Malawi, Zimbabwe, Eswatini, Lesotho, Sudan, South Sudan and Egypthow DO we do it?
>>199979267what is it you want explaining? the trinity is 3 persons in one substance
>>199979009Get them in.Get them housed.Get them wanked the fuck off.
>>199979268SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE!
>>199979230whats gods imag then
sick of how normalised alcohol is
>>199979297aha
>>199979298Kinda like how China and Taiwan are one nation in two governments?
>>199979019Popworld is the grimmest chain of clubs in the country. Went to one years ago and left after 30 minutes.
diego's treating us to a selfie later can't wait x
>>199979314us
>>199979292>Irish coloniesOur colony went to the moon
>>199979298the holy spirit is a person?
deegz is the biggest closet case I've seen in my life
>>199979319deleted it because it wasn't funny t b h
>>199979230why do you rape innocent women and children
>>199979266thats not healthy thats poor
>>199979356yes>>199979360hs?>>199979317cope on if you're not a bottle or two of rose down by now you're a gremlin>>199979365project on
>>199979352how so?
I kind of want Biden to win just to see what he'll be like by the end of his second term in 2029.
>>199979362bit self conscious of you
>>199979297Longseason?
>>199979049>>199979375>>199978922mmhmm
>>199979329China is a jilted ex who can't handle being dumped
>>199979356yes. person doesn't mean human
OH THE RANGERS ARE SHITE
>>199979411LOOK FAT LOOK
>>199979380Come say that to my face
>>199979394representatives of god
>>199979425lil timmy getting excited LOL
diego shaking his zesty white ass to charli xcx 365
>>199979308https://voca.ro/1fct8LxYtpeH
Listening to Elvis Presley tonight and reading up about Elvis Presley
>>199979432cousinberg and uncelstein went to the rangers game today
The "I prefer non-white girls" chin kit
>>199979411lol there's no way he'd serve the whole term
>>199979375she would never be able to ride me because no matter what angle she approached my willy would be too short to reach heri am literally unattainable by her and out of her league
>>199979420Let me guess, she likes her house clean and struggles to concentrate sometimes
>>199979432mental how a taig's whole life revolves around Rangers
>>199979462get it up them>>199979474fuck up ya fat hun freak
>>199979425She's Italian hence the arse from previous African migration
>>199979449not zesty but otherwise... yh
>>199979425Made for longmeats of nubian origin
>>199979451vocaroo saying "fuck off mousenonce you evil ghoul"
>>199979005Why does anybody believe in Christianity when it is a lie (just like every religion)
>>199979469That's not even big arse, you must be hung like a horsefly
>When it comes to business, Drea de Matteo's motto is ... you gotta keep it in the family.>The "Sopranos" star revealed on the "Not Today, Pal" podcast her 13-year-old son, Waylon "Blackjack," edits her OnlyFans photos.
>>199979451sxcreamigncheers pal
>>199979512why not find a nonce woman who gets horny that you’re the height of a small boy
>>199979463This guy is a carbon copy of Harald baldr right down to the mannerisms and everything
>>199979077now think of the spreadsheet talents who died in wars in the past
mental that men exist who get to touch cats' bodies every day and its so normal for them they dont even think about iti sometimes go for months at a time without touching a cat
>>199979457can tell you have a suspicious mind
>>199979508proper nubian toy>>199979513aint dat rite
>>199979532state of rorkettes
>>199979525how so?
>>199979502Go take a shower, smelly bheast. Remember you have to take off the green and grey hoops before you get into the shower.
>>199979555why don't you just adopt a cat nigga
>>199979555I've spent roughly 10 minutes of my entire life petting cats
Was showering next to a peng 13/14 year old at the pool today
>>199979577Howling at this post desu
>>199979539degenerate freak
>>199979593'
>>199979577try not to fall down the stairs
>>199979612hs
>>199979525You cant say that all religions are wrong, they could all be right and everyone goes to a different heaven. We'll never know really.
>>199979593shut up leftypol
>>199979593mate fuck off
'oo remembers UK beasts
I am stil ltaking vocaroo requests
I'mma call up cady, they tried to play me
16fresh
>>199979593
>>199979638talking about noncing you freak
>>199979679<
>>199979582allergic to cat
>>199979620>>199979646fuming
Priority?
>>199979674Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a Negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.
Shut Discord off for tonight. Can't be doing with it
her melanin receptors are aching for a new dose
>>199979593.
https://x.com/CrimeLdn/status/1814719082018574488Rorke's da got laid out on the train for trying to square up to a black man
>>199979674you still haven't taken my request
Love cats, love women. Give them a bit of space and they'll come back to you.
What level is your gf?Mine is level 19
this isn't right you know
47saggy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB7apPqQODQ
cavedcans are in
Vocaroo for all future purposeshttps://voca.ro/1nWMLNRRQFyf
>>199979694ok pal
*runs around the thread*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCBL33NKvPA
>>199979721
>>1999796201 million is a much bigger number than 66.
>>199979748Post cats
>>199979787thank you sir
>>199979742scremaign
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlOHWwCKklIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlOHWwCKklIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlOHWwCKklI
this broke him
>>199979808he want the cheese haha
35 year old gf20 year old bfThoughts?
Ask me to vocaroo something and I will, I'll even have a go at an accent if you want.
For me, heaven would be getting reincarnated as gigachad. Maybe that's what happens after we die. If you were bad in a past life you come to earth as a below average man who gets no female attention.
>>199979845based
I PULL UP
>>199979845are you female?
>>199979851screech ROOOOOOOORKE until your voice gives in
>>199979845fine but not the other way around that's noncey
Say his name and he appears
>>199979843ahhahahahahahha LOVE IT
>>199979851Say "I love African men and their sweaty bodies and big black cocks"
>>199979851say 'got the gay porn on' with an indian accent
>>199979867met her like half a dozen times
>>199979887I BELIEVE
>>199979867ew too old for me (im 32)
angloid girls
>>199979887this format is really funny to me for some reason
wish I'd bought booze, but I'll be glad I didn't when I wake up
>>199979867fingered her round the back of the o2 academy in sheffield in 2014
>>199979783it's Saturday mate, cans are allowed
doin a watch
>>199979845>35 year old gf20-50yo women these days looking for males a little younger than 20
>>199979845sexy
>>199979920bruh
>>199979950
I'm sobering up now so will be dialing back the unfunny vocaroos.
>>199979877Not doing that but I'll give you something closehttps://voca.ro/1hYWsoq4cHAv>>199979892https://voca.ro/1dx9VOC79E6A>>199979903https://voca.ro/1aRakki2DprA
>>199979968yes lad
>>199979887tonight
>>199979942my dad still calls it Roxy's
I have had sex with Charli XCX 55 times
>>199979943also got the cans in on thursday and friday too
fucking hell shes fithttps://www.google.com/search?sa=X&biw=1536&bih=754&q=Mary+Mouser&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgFuLVT9c3NEwzMTA2KaxMU-LUz9U3SCszTS_UEstOttIvKQOi-IKi_PSixFyr5MTikkeMFxm5BV7-uCcsdZxx0pqT1xgPMHLhUCukx8XmmleSWVIppMIlKIVqlwaDFD8XmvV5RvG7Lk07xxYpKLXq_39G4TAHKU0tIS52z2Kf_OTEHMEtwRIM_v_f22sJc3GEJFbk5-XnVgoygMEHeyVFzuSEM_UCX9_bC_7M_f9_T6OXgwSLAoMGg2FPEyPD9WQTBy2GA4xMTftWHGJj4WAUYLBi0mCsYuJg5VnEyu2bWFSp4JtfWpxaNIGNEQBJcxuXGgEAAA&lei=OyUvY6LpFIyhgQaQsJjwDw
>>199979995you old ahh hell
>>199979934very good post
>>199979942Saw Pendulum there in 2008
>>199979953bit annoyed I never had female teachers trying to shag me back when I was in school
>>199979926isnt that right one in something
john mccafe rolling in his grave
Fucking bitch.
>https://www.google.com/search?sa=X&biw=1536&bih=754&q=Mary+Mouser&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgFuLVT9c3NEwzMTA2KaxMU-LUz9U3SCszTS_UEstOttIvKQOi-IKi_PSixFyr5MTikkeMFxm5BV7-uCcsdZxx0pqT1xgPMHLhUCukx8XmmleSWVIppMIlKIVqlwaDFD8XmvV5RvG7Lk07xxYpKLXq_39G4TAHKU0tIS52z2Kf_OTEHMEtwRIM_v_f22sJc3GEJFbk5-XnVgoygMEHeyVFzuSEM_UCX9_bC_7M_f9_T6OXgwSLAoMGg2FPEyPD9WQTBy2GA4xMTftWHGJj4WAUYLBi0mCsYuJg5VnEyu2bWFSp4JtfWpxaNIGNEQBJcxuXGgEAAA&lei=OyUvY6LpFIyhgQaQsJjwDw
>>199979996We will be there
50 year old bf16 year old gfThoughts?
Olivia Cooke is actually so peng
>>199979446very braindead statement
>>199980009classic 190 gimmick
probably the best act I ever saw live were The Prodigysaw them in 2010, by myself, hammered and had a great time
>>199979717https://voca.ro/14exfR1OIyyN
>>199980014yep im the oldest man on /brit/ people call me 'father of the threads'
>>199980036LOL lil timmy put in his place
>>199980009mary mousenonce
I'M STILL STANDINYEAH YEAH YEAH!
>>199980055that was a good time to see them well done
>>199980055Same lol, saw them in 2009 and it was amazing but I was with some friends
mad how people gobble up utter shite like taylor swift and dua lipa
White bros...https://x.com/CrimeLdn/status/1814719082018574488?t=C_MXlii25EwtgOkXuTzCDg&s=19
>>199980095we always lose
can't wait to see Katy Perry flashing her arsehole on Onlyfans by this time next year
just letting you all know in advance that I'm back on my bullshit
>>199980009if names were occupations was her dad a cat
>>199980056Deeply basedThanks Vocaroo anon
>>199979974Kimi
>>199980050hs?
>>199980095yeah it's only been posted about 20 times in this threadwhy don't you post it again
skyping the American gf soon got any good memes to share?
>>199980074That's right
>>199980102brb going to germanycant stop me rorke so dont even try
>>199979996Yeah I'm thinking dimes
>>199980153Black crime statistics
>>199980153
one of the best bands i saw live were the lost prophets, had to memory hole it though
>>199980153what state she from
>>199980042accurate to life
>>199980177the treble winning home shirt
>>199980190the absolute state
>>199980190Nevada
>>199980037
>>199980043Nah she's midPhia Saban is much hotter
>>199980190Pennsylvania
>>199980111its not 2010 anymore. not interested.
GONNA BE A FINE DAYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9nKCM-jl2k
>>199980036rorke's reform-voting da
>>199980153here you go
sweating like a dog in a chinese
>>199980102
Come one, more vocaroo requests. Give me something good. I'll deliver.
farts are absolutely reeking tonight
>>199980204They have heavier and denser bones
It's a goyslop night for sure, but what to have?
>>199980268say 'gay porn' to the tune of 'hey jude'
>>199980289still fit
>>199980204black magic
Bin them
glasgow rangers are third lanark tier . they were artificially boosted by other teams being conscripted or by murray's millions. but outside of that they are at best equivalent to small has been historic clubs like dumbarton the team they share the first league with. . it's just sad at this point. they'll literally never be back but their fans won't cotton on to this for decades if ever
>>199980254sweating like fred west watching ground groundforce myself
>>199980289Wall status: hit
>>199980204They punch drunk old men
always the incel never the shagger
>>199980268https://www.youjizz.com/videos/bambi-blacks---bambi-virgin-fuck-a-fan-51836951.htmlI'd like you to do the opening dialogue from this including the meeting of the two of them
>>199980338used to live in lanarklovely place
>>199980365this is me
>>199980325https://voca.ro/199VGxA8SwPr
>>199980365ktimmo
this time tomorrow you could have a gf
>>199980337wrong image BIN THEM ALL
>>199980337looks cool
Wish it were just 2c warmer
>>199980373know an old racist retired shopkeeper who lives out there in the countryside
>>199980369Only do requests with text provided.
The gay porndem
>>199980404how do i manage that then
First thing you say:"I'm not fazed, I hang around big stars all dayI don't see what the big deal is anywayYou're just plain old Marshall to me"Ooh, yeah, girl, run that game"Hailie Jade, I love that nameLove that tattoo, what's that say?'Rot In Pieces', uh, that's great"First off, you don't know MarshallAt all, so don't grow partialThat's ammo for my arsenalI'll slap you off that bar stoolThere goes another lawsuitLeave handprints all across youGood Lordy, whoadieYou must be gone off that water bottleYou want what you can't haveOoh girl, that's too damn badDon't touch what you can't grabEnd up with two backhandsPut anthrax on a TampaxAnd slap you 'til you can't standGirl, you just blew your chanceDon't mean to ruin your plans
need a shot of the gay potion now
>>199980442Right well you can fuck off then can't you? Lazy prick.
gay nighe
>>199980452rape a lass tonight and tell them you'll only pay for the abortion if you get married
>>199980452a group of strong friends and a van
Can't believe how much having a good set of speakers has made my life so much more enjoyable
NEW>>199980505>>199980505>>199980505
>>199980478fuck off degenerate freak
>>199980495>>199980496least weird brit posters
>>199979567That's what I'm asking you: how is it so that people believe in Christianity, despite it being a lie?>>199979639Sure I would say it's possible that one religion could actually turn out to be true, but since we don't have anywhere near sufficient evidence to prove the truth of any of them, I would call them lies.If you claim to know something which you definitely don't know then I would say you're lying, even if that thing does (by some gigantic coincidence) turn out to be true. I suppose what you're lying about is your level of knowledge.
>>199981025how is christianity a lie?
