dunkin donuts edition
>>199991543fat fuck
First
if you’ve never been banned you aren’t using 4chan correctly
IM ON THE OUTSIDEIM LOOKING INI CAN SEE THROUGH YOU SEE YOUR TRUE COLOURSCAUSE INSIDE YOURE UGLYYOURE UGLY LIKE MEI CAN SEE THROUGH YOUSEE TO THE REAL YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFkJv69P4egWOMEN SEEM WICKEDWHEN YOU'RE UNWANTED(/cum/ in a nutshell)(PRISON GAYS)
toby
>>199991563Fat fuck in 2nd place
>>199991616based
i have really tongue raped the girls mouth, really get in there all sloppy you know what i mean
fat boy general
/cum/ is started to resemble the other generals on /int/ and I don't like that
>>199991599I'm bi not full on gay, and even then I'm a mostly straight bi and would never date or kiss another man
Have gay hours started?
ive never kissed a girl
>>199991652weekends are always bad
>>199991543dunkin donuts is xer deadnamezer name is now dunkin CHUD
/cum/ should be more like /asean/ or /ita/ or /polska/
I always wanted to do sick tricks on a skateboard
>>199991679dunkin DEEZ NUTS
>>199991659god i hope so, post your tumtums, cumbois
>>199991665why though? if its summerfags then it should be like this on weekdays. maybe its wagies but idk
>>199991665everyday for the past few years has been a weekend for me
>>199991652i don't even know what to say it's been horrible today
>>199991706saturdays always suck. it's full of normalfags who got shitfaced on friday night
>>199991708hello fellow neetbro
>>199991708same, ever since the quarantine started really
>>199991543first
>>199991724hey bro
>>199991661ive kissed a girl
>>199991727parasite and non cummer on a proxy
>>199991737i thought you were an incel
>>199991706normies on their weekend offnon-/cum/ flags see the threads moving faster and come make it worsesaid normies respond to non-/cum/ flags and compound the worsening
>>199991654>and would never date or kiss another man>I'm bi not full on gaymy guy you are the definition of a porn addict prison gay, exactly what I was talking about
>>199991747? kek. my family has been in america since 1492
One day I'll have a farm like Varg and get a younger trad autist wife like Marie.
my favorite time to post is midnight to 3am
>>199991760>my guy you are the definition of a porn addict prison gaythat is literally every UwU anime femboy retard on this site btwI literally watched it happen in realtimeyou can directly trace the emergence of linetrap to the weird tranny infestation occurring now
i couldn't ever neet out. I tried it but I felt so guilty about it that I felt like a burden. I ate as little as possible and showered once a week so I could cost as little as possible. eventually I broke and got a job
>>199991789same
The apartment complex charged me 300 dollars for new carpets
I'm more handsome than you and I like boys.
im a literal chad lol
*taps the sign*
the red liquid has ammonium acetate in it (dont ask me how i know) the sparkly layer that forms in other mixtures was maybe ammonia acetate too. there might be some ammonia acetate in the dish of sodium hydroxide as when i look down at it with a light above me, it looks the same (in the bottom)
>im a literal chad lol
>>199991847who let bro cook
.
i finna roll your ass up into a spliff and smoke your ass, you got no chance
>>199991760I may be porn addict gay but you're using prison gay wrong
Just saw this on kc
>>199991904he is but he's technically not wrong as most of you are prisoners of being unable to have sex with women
>>199991912tradcons are so retarded
played any good videogames lately
I like boys and I don't watch porn. When I did watch porn i only watched MILF JOI.
Finished my shower. Now it's time to make coffee + eat sum pizza.
>>199991543I boughted wall street raider but im too dumbp to figure it out. I sohuld refund it maybe
>>199991962what kinda 'za?
>>199991880:)
>>199991920Yeah nice try but I'm have sex with a women twice so yeah
>>199991962Wish i had 'za tonight
ammonium acetate + sodium hydroxide as a source of an amine?and makes water which is kind of sad because sulphuric acid reacts with water dangerously
Me and who?
ammonia + an acidic energy drink and sulphuric acid, sodium hydroxide, acetate, and a carboxyl
wish this brit could be kicked out of the /cum/ zone
>>199992140but i want to cum too :( i have been doing better at fitting in because i have learned since we started
why don you just get a 5/10 girl next door becky gf?
>>199992163I prefer 2D women
>>199992160stop making nonsensical posts
>>199992163feet sex sexo snifffff
>>199992163> 5/10
i'm part of the 0.1%
I like Asian girls.I'm not a racial fetishist, it's just a preference like hair colour or boob size.
>>199992257asian babies are cuter too
My dopamine receptors are cooked I look at a girl I don't feel anythingThe first kids who were on the computer at 5 are turning 25 and we're behaving like dead car batteries
>>199992272i have a japanese friend and her baby boy is so cute its crazy
>>199992314>he never experienced the joy of MSN MessengerIt's joever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyd-Jdr3kyMJust 10 more days till I have some money and can maybe fuckin buy something
got to kill 25 lava dragons now
>>199992314first computer we got was windows 2000 millennium edition, the biggest monitor still works, the tower is still being used but the parts were all replaced, i'm still using the same voltage stabilizer from 20 years ago on my computer right now
>>199992336yeah lets replace dying senile boomer with dying senile boomer (xx chromosome)
>>199992314unironically just stop watching porn
>>199992314>not being solar poweredishiyighidydt100% turned on 100% of the time
ahhhh im cumminggg!!!
Might watch an ancient television program called "duckman" to understand my modern life and why I'm so neurotic. The very talented Jason Alexander (made famous by his role as George in "Seinfeld") plays the lead role of a sardonic and maladapted cartoon duck as he copes with traffic, divorce, the daily inconvenience of modern life, and being a detective.
watching Training Day (2001) on Tubi. whats cum watching this fine saturday evening
I always thought the donuts at Dunkin Donuts were very bad for a restaurant chain with donut in the name
watching porn
>>199992556fr timmies better
beeing myself
>>199992548Three Colours Trilogy: Blue (gf picked it)
I'll always have a fondness for Dunkin Donuts because I would wage at the place next door and at the end of the night I'd buy 2 donuts and they'd just let me fill up a bag since they throw it all out anyway
>>199992561what porn are you watching
>>199992572i'm glad you're beeing yourselfthis is me
>>199992594kafka_(honkai:_star_rail) -beastiality -futanari -pregnant
If this was my gf I'd get a job.
>>199991977>pepperoni>ham >mushrooms >onions
>>199992621i didn't realize you could subtract tags on r34 this whole time. for fucks sake
>>199992572i saw a dead squished bun on the sidewalk yesterday. fuckers will pop out of the bushes out of nowhere
i do not want to work bitch fuck off
>>199992654I use gelbooru. r34 is total garbage
>>199992614doesnt sound like porn>>199992621you cant watch a still image
>>199992657that's horrible
Which one would you like?Assuming both jobs has 2 hour of commute with mild coworkersA: a 100k job where you never do overtime, learn on your own pace, and a 50k income from your side hustles. After a year you're allowed to WFH for 2-4 days each weekB: a 200k job but you'll have to manage a team of 10+ people under you, and you're not allowed to go home before your boss, and you have to go to office on weekends. After a year, you gain access to 90 days of PTO annually.
>>199992629
>>199992694B
>>199991543shit man i should wake up early tomorrow grab me a dozen
Well, now I'm not so sure that homecooking actually, like actually, costs less than buying pre-made shit... Maybe saving money by making your own food was assuming you have your own crops and animals to harvest the ingredients from? Or that you're not buying groceries from a grocery chain at least.
>>199992665fair but I prefer western artstyles and gelbooru is mostly anime. also xxx is a lot better than paheal
another day, another indecisive result on what state to move to
porn has gone downhill ever since onlyfans became a thing
who the hell is doing a 2 hour commute
>>199992766move to DN
>>199992748fair enough. western makes my dick confused t b h, some of it is ok though
>>199992766texas near the border. bettar learn spanish doe
>>199992777nice numbers
Why the fuck do we so few national holidays. UK has way more holidays when something royal happens. This is not fair
NightLy through the shadow and fire -> apartment bLock -> "excitedly whining destroy my pussy
>>199992725Correction, 40 days of PTO outside of national holidays
>>199992770i'd argue even before since the advent of love sense, but yea
remember how my dad used to eat several cloves of garlic in hte morning before taking me to schoolfucking piece of shit
>>199992766The midwest is the obvious choice if you're White.
>>199992795have so*
>>199992772Americans and third worlders
the only professional porn videos i watch these days is jav
>>199992580look at this fancy mf. what champagne you drinkin
>>199992818already in the midwest but in a flyoverwanna go somewhere more naturey looking at utah, oregon, or colorado right now
2 hours commute assuming 8 hours work day that's 10 HOURS, that's not human, you're LITERALLY selling your life
>>199992694A
>>199992795When the Queen died, Brits got like week off or something. We got nothing. Even Manitoba and Ontario.
>>199992846I have experience doing 12 months of unpaid internship with 4 hours of commute. When i talk my parents about this they berrated me.
>>199992770coomer dot su
>foreigner flags talking about their normalfag jobs and commutes/cum/ is quite grim today
>>199992873do your part: filter non-/cum/s
Me and (You)
I have come to the realization that Canadian money is poo
you don't drop videos because you're too broke to go buy clothes
i'm convinced modern work culture is some sort of world spanning satanic ritual where a demon is being powered by you selling your life force every day
>>199992857proves my point also that site sucks you cant tell if something is a picture or a video without clicking it
>>199992748r34 (both paheal and xxx) have extremely low quality standards though. 90% of posts are utter shit.everything on gelbooru is at least decent
>>199992906GoLden statues up -> webcam -> heLLo -> plant psyop -> nigger -> whip -> breed once -> repeat
we get it you're really interesting:O capital Ls
Gooned really hard to a text based RPG
Me on the left
>>199992947 i jerk off to doujins and images sometimes but most of the time i much prefer seeing some movement
>>199992911Do you have any work experience? You have the option to grind for just 5-15 years max if you do this properly and choose a slow living life. There are people who opted to apply for civil service or work in state owned company thinking it will be better than the private sector because it has retirement plans and etc, but turns out it's more hellish when you see all the rigidness and corruption, and it will remove your options to gain more profit.
the only good thing about onlyfans is it made hot women who normally wouldn't do porn make porn. too bad its all trash
The Youtube algorithm has roped me into watching the first episode of a delightful program regarding a girl who looks like a deerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-4pdSmVqls
>>199992965that image clearly says do not reupload
New England and Michigan belong to the Crown.
>>199992973I'm a bad girl, hehehwhwhe
I've jacked off to gelbooru and danbooru since I was like 14 and I've never once read a doujin or watched animated hentai
Poor nigger worker -> 12 chiLdren -> he need heLp -> Local virgin whipper -> payment to the state -> you're dead
>>199992843she's going through the cinemophile phase
>>199992987you are a hideously ugly man albeit
thread is incredibly shitty today. the avartafagging attentionwhore ruins it whenever you guys give him attentionim out
>>199992992You're really missing out, there are some fantastic hentai manga out there.>>199993005I look like this. This is a literal picture of me.
pop out with a glizzYYYlet's get busYYY
>>199993022the doujin scene is desd. fakku killed it
Going to download a bunch of prestige and normal television to my home server with no intention of watching it to obfuscate that I mostly watch anime
THERE ARE INDIANS HAVING A PARTY OUTSIDE. THE MUSIC IS LOUD AS FUCK. FIREWORKS NON-STOP FOR OVER AN HOUR. I DON'T LIVE IN THE THIRD WORLD WHY AM I FORCED TO ENDURE THIS. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>199993005he mogs me
>>199993036quit replying to him you stupid nigger
>>199993036New stuff still gets translated, and fakku stuff is easily available for free, and they give us physical stuff. I don't see a problem with fakku, I think people are just jealous jewcob is making money off their hobby.
>>199992992Try it out
>>199993054*67 the feds
i want to jack off but theres no good porn anymore *sigh*
what is going on here
>>199993056dire!
you gon die bout that ho?
>>199993117not like you're much better let's be honest
>>199992967i only did an internship for like a year, people work as civil servants here because it's straight forward and you get great job security so you can get away with doing the bare minimum plus the pay isn't bad depending on what job you get, private sector is for people with more aspiration i suppose with more room for grow but both cases has a lot of corruption and nepotism
>>199993076Imoutos > nee-sans
Garfield was NOT an instruction manual but I appear to have become Jon Arbuckle earlier than anyone in history
The Mario 64 thing was cool, some nerd should make one for Mario Kart.
>>199993165lmfao
>>199993177shit probably took years to make mang, plus is getting so popular now if they dont got their op sec tight nintendo will surely bring the hammer on them
if I saw you in real life you'd get RKO'd
>>199993140In my country, being a civil servant means starting out with half the minimum regional pay, and depending on your luck you might get stationed hundred miles away from your main city. You can slack out, sure, people who have minimum workload and much workload gets paid the same, and you might get assigned with bunch of things that takes up your weekends.
>>199993177You can just download an emulator and do netplay
Imoutos are the most powerful race
Welp, my clean ass lasted all of one hour.
despite seeing charts that the average USA 65 year old only has like $50k in savings and i have that same amount at 23 i still feel like i'll be a perma upper middle class wageslave
>>199993237highly advise purchasing a clip-on bidet
>>199993251I have 450k and I feel poor
I have never used a buh-day in my life
>>199993295reminds me of tomoyo42
>>199993295lol
I know a Mississippian who carries a hand-held bidet with him when he goes places. Nice guy.
>>199993277its all perspective i guess most americans live in poverty
Apparently I checked for motorcycle classes the day they list them and the next day shit's all booked
>spraying water into your anus
>>199991543spent the day driving a co-worker around to sell a car. it just felt nice to be appreciated by someone. i also got lunch and dinner + alcohol out of it.
>>199993359I do thatever put like a bottle into it and pump water into your anus? especially like cold water
>>199993381I don’t do that.
>>199993381>ever put like a bottle into it and pump water into your anus? especially like cold waterlmfao whatis this a fetish thing
>>199993365I'm going to use this line
>>199993415don’t actually
women love dark triad coke chads.
im back
>>199993410no it's not a fetish it's just an enema. but it feels good
wazzzzaaaaap
>>199993409what the fuck is wrong with you
a bidet and an enema are different things
>>199993459what did you watch this time anon
how do you even time your meals with your work out time, like you have to eat 2 to 3 hours before it and then eat after it, that's like 5hours of deal and meals you basically have to structure the whole day around it
>>199993491did a rewatch of zombieland
>>199993381Sounds kinda nice actually. I'm defo feeling hot enough right now.
Left grandmas and apparently the state of Ohio is range banned from posting images .
>>199993496you don't actually have to do any of that shit
I don’t eat enough. It’s a problem for my fitness goals.
i want a bunny so bad
>>199993541
Is anybody here into sounding
i'm watching a janny chimp out live on tv, the same that happened here few days ago
>>199993541they are filthy animals
>>199993557I don’t do this.
>>199993557not really but there's a fantastic video by this british couple. unfortunately i lost it.
>>199993552i mean he just looks like such a pure soul>>199993569i know it’s probably for the best i don’t but i kind of need one
>>199993557no the idea of it makes me unhorny in fact
>>199993557does that feel good ?
>>199993557how does that not cause immense pain
if you ever tried to put anything in your dick hole you would know sounding is not sexy
According to the surgeon general women should not drink alcohol during pregnancy
>>199993620for some people, pleasure comes through pain>>199993617it's subjective.
>>199993625i didn't even have to try it to arrive at that conclusion that's how advanced my brain is
>>199993632That's misinformation
>>199993632i wonder if there's any historical precedent for this rule. presumably women drank during prgenancy for practically all of human history
>>199993600
>>199993636describe the sensation im curious
i only use 3 fingers to stroke
business idea: women have sex with me
>>199993696i use your momma to cum :DDD
yall probably grab the steering wheel in a gay way
Women are such coomers now they all try to make porn noises and ahegao during sex it's sweet but also pretty unhealthy
What's this?
>>199993713are the bottom 3 brothers?
>>199993713all of these guys mog me
do you get banned without a linked post in your country?
Gonna get my motorcycle license
>>199993713i'm putting together a team
>>199993688i would name him rusty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW8T2fcvd8o
>>199993713zero canadians in this pic
>>199993731Brandenton, Florida
>>199993764the Montana guy might as well be Canadian
>>199993764first one is canadian
>>199993765i will be there
>>199993791youve never left sau paulo
Alberta will be the 51st state
jack black feel off every since he decided to comment on the [redacted] situation
>>199993809i'll legally execute you for border gore
>>199993818he also came out in support of [redacted]
do you support cookies and milk before bed?
>>199993831you shouldn't eat before bed
>>199993825it'll smooth out eventually
>>199993846i need to eat some cookies and milk rn
>>199993731that’s what you get for mentioning Kiribati
>>199993831yes but only as a treat and you don’t make it a habit
milk in coochies haha
THINGS AINT BEEN GOOD TOO GOOD LATELY, THE PAST MONTH HAS BEEN KIND OF SHIT
>>199993731>conspiracy talk only allowed on /x/isn't that a bit retarded though? are you even allowed to joke about them or make one up for fun without a janny vacation?
>>199993895calm down bro, you're scaring the hoes
>>199993892why are you like this
>>199993895tell me about it dude
>>199993886>>199993892basedddd
am i cool for drinking beer?
>>199993922no you’re stimky and you smell like beer
>>199993922the few times I have drank beer have all left me with worse hangovers than when I drink heavy amounts of hard liquor
i smell like beer
I did it. I survived my brother's wedding
yanks, do you know how the equalization payments work in canada? have you heard of them?
i need to try hard liquor, i have some bad experiences of throwing up with it thought i also throw up with beer if i go hard
need to snort some coke tbhtbh
>>199993960did you get married? did you get a gf? did you get laid? did you make a fren? did you have a good time?
>>199993983>chelshit
>>199993731trannyjanny’s been having a melty lately
weddings are prime locations to meet baby mad hoes that will let you hit it
>>199993983>did you get married?No>did you get a gf?No>did you get laid?No >did you make a fren?Yeah but they were like 80>did you have a good time?Surprisingly yes
It's so hot. My mom brought me home a Sprite but it doesn't have any syrup in it so it's just soda water.
Imagine getting the 200000000th post. That would be life changing.
>>199994025where do you buy syrupless sprit
>>199994026it will be one of my random incel posts
>>199994026>That would be life changing.how?
>>199994015basedddd
gonna take a nap
>>199994034McDonald's apparently.
>>199994009i trust your judgment on this, man who has never had sex
>>199994026dopamine hit for 5 seconds and then life proceeds as normal
>>199994026all that'll happen is you'll get a few hundred messages saying "wasted" or "kill yourself"
>>199994045you know i'm right, about everything really
>>199994036Luck o'the Irish!
gelbooru account hacked
>>199994026like those big and hot and long cum
if i got the 200000000th post i have a feeling things would turn around for me
i'd give no shits, i'm cool like that
>>199994102it will be a soyjak
obviously some hideous creatures exist here but all of those mutt memes are just the average mexican
its just gonna be another botted get.
Woke up from a nightmare and can't go back to sleep
every fucking post is just>americans are so->why do americans->do americans really->mutts be like-SHUT UP. FOR 5 MINUTES SHUT UP. FUCK!
Why are americans so mean and heartless
>>199994015thats so nice, Im the type to make friends with old people too whenever nobody young makes the effort to talk to me
>>199994164they are envious
we're the friendliest country in the world you brown frog
>>199994197name one other general that would be as tolerant to your nafri ass
"how do you write woman so well?""I think of a man, and then I remove reason and accountability
do not reply to them
what the hell is barber school like?
bumhole sex
>>199994253you learn theory
going to take an incelbubblebath. it's lilac scented.
>>199994243>t. Norman MacDonald
That was ironic as referring to the post above
my horny ass could not handle barber school
I've been moisturizing lately and my tummy and thighs and butt seem noticeably smoother.
>>199994102The hardest part would be staying humble afterwards.
>>199994201Younger people made an effort and they said I was a copy paste version of my brother but it was still awkward. Letting boomers tell me their life story was nice
>>199994281That's one of Jack Nicholson's most famous movie lines, from As Good As It Gets.get cultured pleb
>>199994253It’s all splitting hairs.
NEW >>199994335
i most certainly deserve to die
