Akira edition Old >>199991543
I'm surrounded by idiots.
I'm surrounded by geniuses.
>>199994308>they son, did you get bullied by some guys as an adult? tell me one of them was a girl you could have ignores the guys and started aggressively and drunkenly flirting with her, worst case scenario your family doesnt invite you to their gay boring events
i'm surrounded by UN peacekeepers
do you think OJ was innocent
in the real world, the brazilian gets the girl
i'm surrounded by COCKS
Just a matter of time till we get carted off to the FEMA camps.
>>199994335
I'm surrounded by DJT
jav feet
>>199994383he was proven innocent by a jury of his peers
i still deserve to die
UM... HE'S A CONVICTED FELON CHUD
>I bought a tablet to read (pirated) comics and watch (pirated) movies onAnybody else?
NIGGA IM NUTS
>>199994363>did you get bullied by some guys as an adultNo. It was just annoying I walked into the hotel and some woman was like "Oh! your anon's brother can you help me move shit" and I was just exhausted by the end of it
>>199994435i dont have that kind of money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME_6sReyDQM
>>199994453imagine snapping apart that skinny bitches legs and eating them like a cockroach
why is this in my recommendedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VwPGoIDn1U
>>199994447I got it financed thru my mobile carrier, just like my phone. It was worth a lot less than my phone too, only added like $25 to my bill every month (I pay like $155 CAD).
One cannot even conceive a mere shred of the suffering that takes place in Canada
>>199994468if dont come for incels, incels come for you
I can't remember the last night I wasn't intoxicatedI've got my weed habit under control, I only smoke every few days now but I drink every nightLast night I went to the bar and got offered coke and I wanted to do it but I know the moment I finally try coke is the moment I'll be able to convince myself to try anythingSo coke's my line and I'll just keep getting drunk and high until I have access to psychedelics
>>199994480>t. *gets shot*
>>199994488> dies by age 40
i’ll never have to worry about going to my brother’s wedding because there is no way he’s getting married
>>199994469yea i finna never take a loan ever in my life for any reason
It's funny how I would suffer anywhere I could have been born, because I bring it on myself
Get soon
>>199994507Maybe u would thrive in struggle
Hi, My name is Anon and I am a raging, hopeless alcaholic.
>>199994491Just don't live in the hood
My name is Onymous and I'm a porn addict
>>199994533Just don't live in America, don't come here tho, we're full
I hate the taste of alcohol. I couldn't get drunk if I tried
i'm living in frankfort, kentucky
Damaged people are more dangerous, because we know how to make Hell feel like home
Lost my HGSS nuzlocke :(
i love whygena
>>199994542blud deadass thinks americans are moving to canada no cap :skull:
just had sex
>>199994564how far did you get? i've tried nuzlockes once or twice but they get way too grindy to be enjoyable.
Live, laugh, and love. And if that doesn't work? Load, aim, and fire.
just had sex with some american anon
>>199994497Honestly if I can't get my shit together I'd be fine with thatI realize I feel incapable of true, unflinching happiness when I'm sober and past a certain age being drunk all the time loses its fashionability. Maybe I'm not depressed or lost in life maybe I'm just addicted
just had sex with a man
If hard work pays, show me a rich donkey.
>>199994590cool ill call you again later around this time like normal but get out of my house
>>199994584Radio tower. The sheer amount of trainers just whittled me down.
>>199994588i'm gonna load my semen in my balls, aim to your mothers womb and fire
>>199994588what if you're too poor, broke, and stupid to obtain a gun
If I needed you, and you weren't there, I will never need you again.
>>199994592Try naltrexone, take it an hour before drinking and it prevent the endorphins from firing the enable addiction, it doesn't feel much different but within about a year you probably will just not want to drink
i have severe phimosis
>>199994634Same but at least it doesn't hurt when I get an erection.
Turned the volume down on my speaker cause Kpop came on
Make some posts retards
>>199994634i had phimosis when i was a kid, i just pulled that shit in the shower until i had no more phimosis
>>199994719Okay
Smile, because it's easier than explaining what is causing you to frown.
There's no point in drinking when you're sad. you just feel worse
i can't get phimosis unfortunately
>>199994634can i bite it?
Normalfags are really something else, who thinks "yeah I'll just put a clamp on my kid's dick when he's a day old" and think that's totally normal
should i start rizzing up 4chan e girls?
>>199994793you'll get e-AIDS bro
I'm responsible for what I say, not for what you fail to understand.
They don't even make it subtle.
I see a scary shadow
start acting like a stereotypical jock scumbag from an early 2000s high school movie
this fucking monkey is being so loud again. why does he need there to be loud noise 24/7. i dont get it
Cheers lads.
fiery chicken fries are back at burger king!!
There are some thoughts I don't even say here... Can you imagine what it's like to be alone with them? I know, I know. I'll shut up now, before I make you nervous.
i'm fascinated by medieval japanese courtship
didn't know what time it was the lights were low ow ow
>>199994434>UM... HE'S A CONVICTED FELON CHUDGeorge Floyd?
random disjointed schizo posting
I'm so fat. I'm so big and fat. I'm shaped like a chicken nugget. My fat guy shirts from a year ago are too small now. I'm up to fat fat fat guy shirts.
I think I would actually kill myself if I woke up and was fat
I'm le drunk at le bar le taking le piss
>>199994948what's so interesting about it
People fuck with your feelings, until one day, you wake up and you no longer have any.
>>199994979/cum/ has been looking like /brit/ lately
>>199994981what size is fat guy and what size is fat fat fat
>>199995001it's VERY weird
>>199995011/shit/ if it was cool, maybe.
I need to start going to bars and talking up girls until I find one that's willing to listen to me.
>>199995041i prefer to go to the park and talk to ducks
>>199995029in what ways
Why would I want to get rid of the voices in my head? They make a lot more sense than the rest of you.
i don't really like girls
Say you hate women, and everyone calls you an incel. Say you like men, and everyone calls you a faggot.
>>199995066I like them but only as objects
We have to try to get the get
>>199995064If nobody got me, I know my internal monologue got me. Can I get an amen?
Ozempic is probably worse than forced dieting at gunpoint but it has to be better than saying "yerp gotta change no easy way out" and then not changing and being fat for decades and losing 20 pounds and then gaining 40 back
>>199995099some faggot janny probably already has a script ready
>>199995101[NPC stare]
the get was already got but the janner deleted like 10k posts
https://youtu.be/w3HZ3ior4_s This is the threads theme
>>199995099We need to just start spamming at >>199999990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRyni30dOUci saw this thumbnail and thought I was gonna hear an american accent. can someone make a thread owning brits pls I'm too lazy
>>199995060i dont remember, i watched a video a long time ago but i remember it being weird
If I let myself start getting interested in numbers, the rest of you wouldn't like what happens next.
i'm ashamed to admit it but i want to get the get
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5sHUXeS_No
>>199995156would be schizophrenia...
>>199995156>t. Jim Carrey in The Number 23
>>199995156that movie the number 23 was a real trip dudelike cliterally who knew?
estimated time for the get is about 3 hours right
The get is irrelevant to me.
drinking milk
watching Mr Bean on tubi. I remember it was way funnier when I was a little shit
business idea: outsource get bots to india
>>199995180oh nvm im not gonna make it then
i want to get the get by typing the n wordi got septs like that once here
>>199995128fascinating indeed
I typically assume someone more talented than me has a serious plan for getting the get for some important purpose.The guy who got /pol/ one hundred million and gave it to Jesus Christ had a whole operation
Armed members of the Republican Party take control of the Kansas House Chamber in 1893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtMstJuOPT0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtMstJuOPT0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtMstJuOPT0
>>199995216Internet points literally don't matter except to autists like (You)
>>199995216sharty probably has multiple people running scripts
>>199995210i'm watching the video again, here's the first point love and seduction is associated with pity, so if you want to get a girl you would act pathetic in front of her
>>199995190The fact that jeets think it was God-tier comedy tells me it was never that funny
fascinating
if I press a specific space on my gumline I feel a throbbing pain
>>199995262That was an all-time Hall of Fame 4chan post tbqh
>tfw getting anxious as the post count goes up
how exactly would a get getting script work
i CANNOT miss this get, this will be the highest point in my life
>>199995294
this will be start of a new era /int/ will never be the same
>>199995301Wouldn't you like to know
>>199995301be passcuckhave script check api repeatedly waiting for post #999999have script poast when it sees it
This is me
we can't let those teaslurpers or snow autists get this get
>>199995357brit on a proxy
>>199995344and what do they use to write it.sorry i know nothing about computers
>>199995261this technique has come back into popularity today
even with scripts it's a getting game, as soon as it's like 10 or 20 post left everyone will post at the same time and the way 4chan updates so slowly there's no script in the world that can accurately get it unless you're like literally hooked up to 4chan server and getting updates in real time
Goodnight cummies
https://youtu.be/zbntXv2ngO0
me and one of you (not saying who)
>>199995379a lot of it reflects in japanese culture which is very different from western culture, in western culture it's practically the opposite
>>199995379Thats a dangerous tacticOverdo it just a little and it is so ogre
>>199995389night anon, when you wake up we'll be in the 200 million era
>>199995262Some tranny reported this post for being political? And the fucking tranny mod banned me over it? Seriously?
>>199995422You really think 5 thousands posts will happen so soon? this board dies around 3am
well its not me thats for true
its 5AM
>>199995397am i the one biting or being bit
>>199995442this is the real unspoken menace right there, bitch ass people reporting shit
>>199995442what was the post the mod loves banning people in this thread
>>199995397me and the gf watched the southpark episode about yaoi art last night and she gave me the whole history of it on tumblr
>>199995397Me on the left(male)
>>199995442Trannies are sensitive (bipolar) like that. Get over it
>>199995480brit on a proxy
One thing I notice about online gaming is people don’t really send each other friend requests anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVto3iMIrZs>That description>That pinned commentWTF
>>199995511i just keep the dont allow friend requests option on
>>199995370A programming languageMaybe a tampermonkey userscript or a python script with requests but pretty much any language theoretically could do itU write code and it does stuff with your computer it's like being a wizard it's fun
I don’t think scriptfagging is even that effective
>>199995517i really dont care for histrionic bitch asses vying for attention online, like bitch just kill yourself already i dont care
What the nigger faggot janny is doing is crtl f searching for the name of the next President of the United States.He then deletes the post and gets the poster banned. Mods are compromised.
>>199995517ive been looking for this song thank you
wow the barrows gloves are 90 def
Some actual leftists managed to get to janitorThis place was always just a culture and earned it's reputation because it was moderated by Moot's friendsIf they manage to get enough people willing to ban for the politics/racism rule (which they seem on their way to doing) it won't be any different from reddit
>>199995574moot was lefty fag
>>199995581this is the blackpill but has really been getting worse and worse and it's vastly different from what it was years back
Happens in your cunt?
>>199995530it is depending on your usecase, but this board is so fast and there’s so many people scripting for the get, you’d need a sizeable batch of bots to have any real chance
>>199995581People don't remember that we were the first group to accept traps as womenNow look at us
today i saw someone hit a 106 (on a lava dragon)
>>199995590is the fsb janny still here?
>>199995442they really are ctrl + f searching his name in every thread wtf
>>199995581true. and a trannywhats he even doing nowadays?
>>199995591You have a video of an underage kids ass saved on your computer give your head a shake
>>199995611I think they got rid of him. They have some jannies on here that will ban you for even memeing about Ukraine
>>199995615brit on a proxy
your honor.... i druk
>>199995614working at Google iirc
>>199995615>implying
Love will trump hate.
>>199995651he got fired a few years back didnt he
>>199995651He was laid off years ago dude
>>199995663implying what nigga
>>199995664your post has been flagged for review
do you guys still want that webm where Anzu looks visibly uncomfortable as someone squeezes her/his face?
>>199995691I want the video of anzu getting a hammer smashed in her face
hitting 20s every time nowo
Do you think Moot ever had sex
>>199995517Look at his vids and he’s not even ugly. I don’t want to get incelly but I’m fucking tired of normal looking people claiming to be ugly when I have to look at my deformed swollen inbred face in the mirror every morning
>>199995720didnt he have a gf in japan?
>>199995725he looks like a dweeb bro but anyway incelissness is mostly mental
Whoever is letting their dogs bark can fucking get it.
>Poole announced that he had been hired by Google in an undisclosed position, a decision that was met with anger from Google employees, who claimed that Poole's employment at Google was not compatible with its claims of diversity.Hiring this guy who made a website I don't like wasn't very diversity of you
>>199995720yes. with men
>>199995667>>199995669probably works as a web dev at some literal who company now
>>199995720definitely slammed some clammy females at all those conferences he used to speak at when he was relevant
Oh man, getting the 200000000th post would be just enough for me to finally retire.
The internet is hellfire. I need to get out
as a cancer i am ruled by the moon so i am extra bowerful tonight
Freschslice's medium pizza two for one deal really is a meme.
>>199995517>life hasn't been fair to me!
>>199995803I thought last night was the full Moon? Sure looked like it.
do you guys think mootykins made the right choice ditching this dumpster fire?
>>199995747>if you hire a white male that's not diversity >if you hire asian males that's also not diversity, because uhhhh... it just isn't ok???
>>199995821depends how much money he got, he is totally irrelevant now. If he got enough to live off reasonably comfortably for the rest of his life, yes.
Fucking women and Islamists are running the world now. That's why it's so fucked.
took a nice hour and a half nap that’s like the perfect duration what did i miss
>>199995821Obviously
>>199995820July 20th 2024. Also known as the Buck Moon
i dont like having excess permanent fat tissue in my chest
>>199995821probably, i wouldn't want to be the admin of this place unless i was totally anonymous
>>199995836>he is totally irrelevant nowpretty sure this is what he wanted tbqh
>>199995821Yea, for everyone involved, he lost touch with the userbase ages ago Pretty much set for work with a FAGMAN resume
despaputo XDDDDDDDD
>>199995842>Islamists are running the world now.Vast majority of islamists legitimately have double digit IQs
>>199995859does that mean that you're a woman or you have gyno?
>>199995859Show us
>>199995517He’s gonna transition isn’t he
>>199995859not 100% sure what you mean but you can get surgery to help with that kind of thing
doctors bumped up my dosage so now I'm taking over 2k mg of meds a day
>>199995868Brit on a proxy
>>199995902this isn’t too unusual one of my meds is 500mg so
should i run down to the store and buy some cidies
>>199995879gyno, duh>>199995891expensive and i dont want scars
Tell me some normal shows I can download to make my home server look better. I have like a 7tb drive so don't stress about space
>>199995925what are cidies
>>199995902for what
>>199995925Hell yeah
>>199995928scars would look way way better
>>199995935cidies/cideys, alcoholic ciders
>>199995929the officegame of thronesbreaking badbetter call saulwalking dead
>>199995929>ST: TNG>ST: E>ST: DS9>ST: Voyager (optional)
i have a billion coins now
>>199995969>walking dead
>>199995974You don't like the original series?
>>199995983that's like the most normie show on the planetmy 60 year old mom watched it
are slavic people genetically european?
>>199995964oh okay cool>>199995928there may be a way to get your insurance to cover it partially or to get some assistance, you should talk to someone about it
>>199995997it went downhill after s2
>>199995993I do personally, but I recognize it's not for everyone being so old.
Thread themehttps://youtu.be/smvIk9tuNG8?si=euHWzP1W1m1RBJXp
>>199995929House MD
>>199996012yeah I never made it past season 4 I think
>>199995999Yes entirely, the Nazis were too retarded about this.
>>199996046You've never met a sub 80 IQ polack or Russian then
>>199995859It's more common than you'd think
the first episode of TWD is zombie kino
>>199996012the office went downhill when michael left the whole robert california story arc is terrible
>>199996079I watched the pilot of TWD and never a single episode more
>>199996079
>>199996079that whole first section before he goes to the city is the peak of the series, it's all down hill from there
thought I was cool and hip and had schizoid personality disorder but I probably just have a severe case of bpd FUCK!
>>199996086that's correct. my favorite seasons were 4,5,6
>>199996058Eastern Slavs did get a genetic influx from being Tatar, Turkic, Mongol rapebabbies for centuries so that can explain it. But the people who tried to make some origin stories that they were Sarmatians or something more Asiatic are just LARPers
jug band, traveler, grimalkin medium: left thumb on google notes app
>>199996111welcome to the club buddyit gets easier to deal with as you get older
>>199996016I think they hold up well. It has a different and often campier tone than the later series, I'll admit.
Only the most contemptible milennial women and their fag enablers still soyface over the office
Maybe vinyl would be a cool thing to have around but it's locked to fucking insane meme prices because it's hip and only an idiot would get into it
My mom drives a shitcan it's kind of embarrassing honestly
>>199996117steppe monkeys, I call them
"draconic claws" cost 160 billion
>>199996138>stillSo you're admitting at one point you liked it?
I wish I drove a shitcan. I bought a nice car and crashed it. I have a year more of payments.
>>199996149do you have a record player
i dont know how to drive but if i did i would want to drive a shitcan but it would make me feel superior to other people
>>199996135I was a big fan of the 'babe of the week' as well. Makes you realize how much TV has changed.
>>199996190It's a 1997 Toyota Camry lol the passenger side window stopped working a few weeks ago and now it's stuck all the way down lmao
>>199996217>i dont know how to driveIs this somewhat normal in Brazil like Europe or Asia? Or is it total social and normie death like Canada, USA & Australia?
went to the dealerships get the car checked out again, it was 2k this time, last time was 600 and the time before that 5k, they are definitely ripping us off
>>199995929
>>199996243definitely not normal but it's not social death i dont think not that i have a social life to die
>>199996246Find a trustworthy local mechanic. Dealerships aren't to be trusted.
I'm Canadian and no I do not drive.
>>199996190what are you driving now?
>>199996248love birbs
>>199996276how the fuck do you do that though
>>199996122this is really good as always anon glad to see you're still doing stuff. i have a soft spot for bluegrass and jugbands so i like this.the level of detail on these is markedly higher than your other stuff, i mean the hobo type characters shoe is untied even. i also really like the kitty
>>199996217>>199996277How do you fags get groceries?
>>199996277truecel, I kneel
I’m done. I’m leaving this place. Goodbye
>>199995581Was he though
>>199996293ermm i dont, my mom does
>>199996248ping pong ball with eyes and beak>>199996293i drive but i still get groceries delivered sometimes
>>199996300
The number of gay guys choosing to use POF as "women" is disconcerting. Like go use Grindr damn. I don't wanna see your ugly face when I have my settings set to see women only. Fucking faggots, fuck you.
>>199996315people of fashion?
>>199996313Yeah, and then I’m gonna leave
>>199996330see you tomorrow
>>199996293>>199996306I, too, live with my mom.>>199996327No just scruffy fat guys.
>>199996302Yes?
>>199996315You getting lots of dates?
>>199996336That’s an evil thing to say
>>199996348are you posting from hawaii?
>>199996353I've gotten a pretty large handful of dates over the last several years between FB Dating + POF yeah.
masturbate, yay or nay?
>>199996289thank you much. these were drawn with a thinner line that's how i got the higher fidelity. i could not have dreamed of drawing a shoelace before
>>199996389>>199996389>>199996389
>>199996388your practice is paying offi would like to reiterate my enjoyment of the kitty, he looks like a scruffy street cat, not some pompadour. he has a lot of character
>>199996293I walk to the grocery store and carry it all back with my sexy muscle-bound thighs.
