french lavender edition>>199994335previous
sexo con cum
I love lavender. It helps soothe my tinnitus.
>>199996389
I'm back from /incel walk/
wish i was a handsome chad
FUCK I WAS GONNA LEAVE TODAY
wish i was a normal uggo like the rest of ya
>>199996411my favorite floral scent >>199996428how did it go
>>199996445you're a giga uber uggo instead
I made French toast and I put cheese in it like grilled cheese.I call it French grilled cheese.
Being incredibly ugly is as proportionately rare as being incredibly handsome. Most people are in that 3/10 to 6/10 range and not as extremely unattractive as they complain about.
>>199996389Wouldnt it be great to go there in a convertible, find a nice spot under a tree and enjoy the view.
>>199996449A MILF was walking her Great Dane and I thought to myself>you just knowYeah I should be executed
>>199996389helllllloooo /cum/!
>>199996490i was hoping you would have something to say about itthe lavender fields in france are really pretty, and what you described is exactly what i want to do if i get the chance to go.
I'm listening to metal rn but I'm gonna listen to Grateful Dead l8r
>>199996501beb
im listening to sufjan stevens
I'm not listening to anything
>>199996489The average person is getting uglier.How ugly you are is measured according to how far you aberr from perfection.
im listening to the rain with the window open
>>199996519:)
i made the executive decision to not masturbate today
>>199996513Praying for you to get it as soon as you're ready. Have a good day
>>199996569i thought you were gooner 4 life though
i've started to fap to very vanilla porn. its refreshing. gonna stick to this
goodnight and sweet dreams
>>199996560>The average person is getting uglier.just because they are getting fatter tbqhwy
>>199996567Nice. Gonna listen to this one.
made it back to my apartment but realized I forgot to pack my edibles
>>199996601Fat is ugly, of course.But it seems to me that people for centuries adhered to something called good breeding.With the amount of disgusting mystery meat mutts skyrocketing, it's clear any concept of good breeding has been dismissed by the population at large as a racist fantasy.We are in a dysgenic situation.
If I just have a kid I'm not a loser
>>199996615I really like the Dark Star from that album
>>199996385nay
Putting on my beer can stomping boots, crushing cans has saved so much space!
>>199996631you can look at old photos of White Americans and still see the same phenotypes today, they are just buried under fat.>>199996649unfathomably based eugenics supporter
SAMUEL'S HEREWHERE'S WOLF?
my youtube recs are shit
>>199996600good night>>199996575of course
>>199996683Ooooooo I haven't heard it before. I was never a huge fan of Dark Star, to be honest.
Rate
People at church have been asking me if I have any interest in a religious vocation.
>>199996758phrog
Moved into a new place and my bedroom has this hook in the ceiling, do you guys have any creative ideas for something I can hang from it?
>>199996563Rainy but hot?
>>199996756meme/10 what's the black thin book without a title on the spine?
im still lstening to despacito
>>199996756based fiction shelf
>>199996680This is how losers are born
>>199996776if it's above your bed put a dream catcher there. i will say that mine doesnt work at all and i still have nightmares all the time. but imagine how bad it would be without it
>>199996756metamorphosis and mccarthy are good starter lit, the rest is high school tier
>>199996776Bird cage
>>199996758can I get a wife at your church?
I don't want a girlfriend actually in any capacity but I recognize that to have any semblance of a future I need kids. I'm in a really weird place. I don't really like video games so I'd have no problem selling them all/giving them all up and just watching tv with a woman in my free time
>>199996776sex swing
>>199996758>job"No, not really."
>>199996776model airplane or seasonal decoration
>>199996827that one little tiny hook isn't enough thats something you need someone who knows what they're doing to install
>>199996829but job is the best book of the old testament
(the tiny hook)
I honestly don't have any desire for a romantic relationship.
>>199996823Have you had girlfriends before?
>>199996850there's nothing wrong with that
>>199996845this guy likes reading about people suffering
just seen some incredibly suspicious jannying
>>199996857How long does it have to be before she's a girlfriend
>>199996823That is the most selfish reason to have kids. You should have kids to give THEM a good life, not to ensure your future.
>>199996850because you're pornsick
>>199996814Definitely not at mine.
>>199996867wdym
I want gf, personally
>>199996872Sir, I haven't watched porn in almost 4 months tyvm.
>>1999968682 weeks mabye
>>199996867I deleted a post because someone else made a much better reply than mine
>>199996850
>>199996863i find it relatable
>>199996886Trying to keep them all for yourself huh?
Might buy this
>>199996894>he knows the exact date
>>199996910lol, that's always how it is when people are going around telling everyone
>>199996903Furthest I think I've gotten was probably 5 days
Executive decision has been revoked, masturbation order has been issued
>>199996888thread disappeared almost instantly after someone posted in it insulting OP>>199996908I saw it but I didn't think you got b&, this was outer /int/
>>199996928I have a tracker on my phone.
>>199996928>MARCH. THAT IS WHEN IT HAPPENED. MARCH 18TH, 7:39 PM. I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT NIGHT.
>>199996925yes...
>>199996926Yah, but I'm not a good speaker.
>>199996940damn i thought you turned a new leaf or something
>>199996919None of them like me. None of the single ones I mean.
Sorry I keep deleting postsI deleted that one because I always regret giving out any advice
>>199996845I prefer Ecclesiastes.
Hahaha I should buy this
>>199996972...you have married church women flirting with you?
/int/ classic webm
>>199996781It's a 100 year old book on Jiu Jitsu, it should be in my nonfiction section but I needed to fill out the fiction section for now>>199996807>>199996797I'm still getting back into readingThe old crusty one is a 115 year old book on arithmetic
>>199996979That's alright, anon.
>>199996999trips of pakistani redpill saar
>>199997007i love it when people like the pics i post so much they save them
My wife is a real battle axe
>>199997019What does that mean
>>199996979it's okay anon nobody is bothered
>>199997010Oh, and these are my bookmarks
>>199997019explain
>>199996992No not at all. I'm just saying the only young woman who actually are really nice and will have a full on friendly convo with me are the ones who are married. The single girls seem oddly sexless, even though I've seen one of them on some dating apps. I haven't gone to church for months though, so idk if there's anybody new. The young people in my church, no matter who they have been, have always been very cliquey, and none of them seem particularly interested in being friends, even though I was definitely friends with some of them who I went to youth group with. There's no young adults group either anymore. Idk if there's even a youth group at all anymore. My church has been slowly dying for years. It's sad.
so we're going to go for the 200 millionth post right?
>>199997083still hours away, seems likely some euros will get it
>>199997083No, actually I'm aiming for 199999999
welp a tranny coded video game may have damaged my PCs hardware in a way time to quit Jewish video games hope my PC is still strong enough to have me webcam on NSFW discord servers UWU
>>199996389The fucking heat here in the west coast is making me feel sick, I kinda wanna throw up. Also, I ate too much for dinner>>199996600Checked>>199996868There’s no defined time, she’s your girlfriend once you ask her to be and she says yes or the other way around
R8 my bookshelf lads.>>199997047Dude I cleaned my room a few weeks ago and found a metric fuckton of old bookmarks. It was like a cache I had forgotten about, hidden away for years. I put them in storage after that tho so I can't take a picture.>>199997133I'm enjoying the hot weather. Then again, I have two fans trained on me right now.
>multiple /cum/s up rnDamn janny must be sleeping
>>199996985Luke for me.
>>199997170he'll be sleeping when Im done with him
>>199997133>subjecting yourself to indigestion when the weather is already unpleasantPerhaps you can give yourself a quick headache too? Some eyestrain? Hiccups?
>>199997133shut the FUCK up BC, youre not even reaching 95 degrees
>>199997168BASED cryptozoology books
>>199997168>2 kjvs and sayings of the desert fathersyou are clearly based
>>199997168>biblebased man
>>199997168I hope that second Kerouac book is "The Dharma Bums." In any case, you must be insufferable in person.
>>199997213One NKJV :) I rescued it from Value Village.
>>199997237>is it The Dharma Bums No, it's Desolation Angels
>>199997168KVJ has some weird translations that I'm not a big fan of. Probably because it tries to tread the line between poetic and direct.
>>199997262cringe, but going onto the 'older
eating red seedless grapes >>199997292not cringe it's true
The Johannine Comma
>>199997266that's what i like about it, it's literary
>>199997300regardless of truth, it's cringe
>>199997333i am cringe but i am free
why do most black women always have fuck up belly buttons?
>>199997317helmets?
>>199997345less births in a hospital setting and lack of proper medical care afterwards with how the umbilical cord is dealt with is my guess
>>199997350they don't grow on trees, bud
>>199997345They get keloids at a much higher rate than any other race
Should I tell my doctor I smoke?
>>199990279apparently we are predicted to acquire the mighty get for /cum/
>>199997431if it's an accurate statement
Ive never seen a black woman’s tummy but now I want to.
>>199997431are you worried about your insurance rates going up? you should try to always be truthful with your doctor
>>199997317
>>199997317I couldn't help myself
what should I cum to before I cry myself to sleep?uncut hairy white cocks or ebony transgender porn?
>>199997490>>199997514>*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
>>199997464I mean,yeah
>>199997527I genuinely pity you if this isn't a meme for attention
>>199997527Sufi love poems
>>199997527Go to /d/ and the first thread that pops up is what you have to cum to.Make it work.
Vaping weed rn
>>199997562it might be for the best if you don't because everything i'm reading online says the insurance companies will find out
if my poor person government insurance doesnt come thru i promise i will kill unalive myself will report back in a few weeks
>>199997566But I love those types of porn really gets the PRE cum flowing :3
>>199997591i am about to do this too
>>199997527idk but I like brother sister porn. I like the wrongness of it plus I don't have a sister so I don't feel weird or guilty about it
if i ever had sex i would NOT be able to cum, not a chance in hell, masturbating i'm over here jack hammering my dick at mach speed with a 5 finger chokehold, her pussy game would have to be magical for me to cum, thankfully i'll never have sex so i save myself the embarrassment
>>199997598if you're gonna do that can you at least make it interesting? Killing yourself is such a bitch-made way to die.
>>199997621do you lose sensitivity from doing that too much
>phone/tablet/laptop>JBL Bluetooth speaker >Razer low latency earbuds>Sony boombox for tapes, CDs, and radioYup, that's the only "stereo setup" I need.
>>199997621It do be like that sometimes. But some girls are really pleasurable and tight, but you have to get them at around 18-21 and preferably shorter and skinnier, then your problem would be nutting too quickly
>>199997643I just imagine songs I remember hearing before
>>199997592How will they find out?Not related need a cheeky cig
I live in California now, as of today.You can call me Californian
>>199997639yea but also the way you remember orgasming is that its always super TIGHT and FAST and that throws you off
>>199997664if you tell your doctor you smoke that will go on your file and insurance can request that file if you apply for new coverage i think i am also going to have a cig because i need to be done with this pack, i bought it while i was in a fragile mental state
what's the best late-night food?
>>199997683makes sense thanks
well I decided I am going to Cum to uncut white cocks in black womenand self insert as the girl UWU
>>199997696The raccoons like to eat trash late at night
>>199997685Throw out the cig instead
>>199997680I've heard of it. It's in the same time zone as British Columbia, right?
French toast is the greatest breakfast food of all time. I can't believe there isn't a restaurant based on it like waffle house or IHOP
>>199997683Fast yes, but I learned about the "death grip" at a young age, so I've always loosely held my cock whilst masturbating
The nice thing about being Canadian is that I can be honest with my doctor and not fear repercussions.>>199997696Pho for sure. Or sushi if anything's open.
>>199997680The island of California is just an old Spanish legend
i had another great post to make but i forgot, all these great posts are lost, in time, like tears in the rain
>>199997713there’s only two left then im done with the poison sticks it was special circumstances that led me to buy them
>>199997731sometimes youre on a schedule so jackhammering makes sense then. my technique is in between sometimes i gingerly hold and lovingly use only wrist action no forearm, sometimes i jackhammer while gripping pretty tight, think like the brake hand while youre riding a dirt bike
when are the Jews going to release those super anti viral meds?I want to be a male escort NOW
Some posts are just too good for 4chan, it's better to hoard them in my brain
>>199997779Down badSeek therapy
I'm sitting outside in my car, should I honk my horn?
>>199997793inceldriving?
>>199997772I usually cum in less than 5 minutes even with a lose grip And of course it takes me forever to cum when my cock is actually in a girls mouth (I still haven't done PIV)
>>199997790>just talk to a Jewish doctor goy no
I WANT TO HAVE S E X WITH CORTANA
>>199997818You're beyond saving actually
>>199997730a french toast specialty restaurant might do really good>>199997696the answer is pizza
Just honked, I am so naughty.
Therapy is a scam. It's a false religion.
Should I tell my doctor I honk my car horn late at night?
>>199997837Just like every mutt in this Jewish pawn state
the cure to being a bitch is simply not to be
>>199997850they will put it on your health file and the insurance companies will know you're a honker dont do it
>>199997859https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erMYt-Ztmdwthis is you
>>199997837no u, therapy shill
>>199997813my dick is too sensitive for warm uncovered bjs if i ever came inside uncovered i would probably unintentionally flail and kick the girl lol, but covered bjs are pretty great and i can only last 4 minutes tops.
>>199997680fuck off we're full
don't let anyone on this website ever convince you to not seek help if you're struggling, therapy and cbt demonstrably improve outcomes in people with mental illness.
>>199997902It's too late, I'm all unpacked in my new home.Redpill me on Cali homeless people, will I escape their presence unscathed if I avoid eye contact?
jeetmaxxing so i can one day acquire the exaggerated swagger and confident attitude of a jeet harassing girls online
I told some random person at a concert once that I was a chud and they gave me a very weird and dirty look and I think they knew what I meant lmao
>>199997919Never go outside. At all times you should either be in your home, in the home of a wealthy right-wing venture capitalist, or in a private vehicle going from one to the other.
>>199997956they could also not have known what you meant and just be wondering "what the fuck this retard just say to me"
>>199997956what concert was it?
I tried a super spicy hot sauce yesterday that was made with ghost pepper, Carolina reaper, and scorpion pepper.It set my mouth on fire of course, but more interesting was the effect it had on my body. I started breathing heavy, my heart rate increased, and I felt light headed. It was like the symptoms of a panic attack, without the panic. I enjoyed it, it was like being high.I only had a drop of it too!
>>199997954it's not even racist to point this out because it's like always unhinged indian men randomly liking and commenting on a womans several year old photos and shit, it's disgusting
>>199998015Hey now, sometimes Arabs and africans do it too!
>>199997994this is unthinkable to me because the hottest thing i can really tolerate is sriracha sauce and even that is pushing it
>>199997979Dying Fetus lmao
>>199997168>tfw if I have a fan or an a/c pointed at me I feel cold, but if I don’t, I feel too hot>>199997195No thanks>>199997208Suck my pixie dick you chubby coon
>>199998034you're right it's not fair to generalize but still, why do they do it
>>199998037that's cause ur a silly girl but that's ok I love u
>>199998049Doesn't your fan or whatever have multiple modes of intensity?
>>199998056Their culture sexually represses them, so they act out. Not that it justifies their behavior, but it's a root cause.
>>199998056Their skin is an ugly colour that's why.
>>199997994what i remember from having these is that they basically have no taste are only hot, i'd like to try them again i feel like my hot tolerance has gone higher since the last time i had them
>The Victoria's Secret fashion show is making a return for fall 2024Is civilization healing? It was a relatively wholesome 90's TV thing, right?
I've got a pretty high tolerance for heat. I can eat a big bag of Takis fuego in one sitting. It's great.
>>199998132I mean who doesn't sleep in their underwear?
>>199998144I sleep naked
>>199998144i sleep in flannel pajama pants
>>199998144>he doesn't have expensive silk pajamasDo you eat off the floor too?
>>199998144just a t shirt and undies is ideal
unless it's too cold i always sleep on underwear, in fact i'm always in my underwear all day unless it's too cold
>>199998153not good for your sheets though>>199998144just underwear, rarely lounge pants, rarely pajamas
nigga using tightie whities as a bedsheet
i will never lock in. i'm locked out
>>199998133You're at the same level as a fourth grader in California.
>>199998231I dont see how you can hate us from your side of the clubYOU CANT EVEN GET INhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBJBiVzeT_w
gf who reads romance novels "as a joke"
i only go outside like once a month at most, probably more than that, i easily go months without leaving the house
>>199998292you want a boutonniere
brazillian niggas be like"this sun too spicy"
>>199998292I was about to make fun of you, but I would also be too scared to go outside in Murderzil
>>199998222umm my whitey tighties are colorful ok
>>199998292How do you exercise? Socialize? Get groceries?
>>199998302
>>199996999This is edited for comedy lol what were they thinking
>>199998327at home though rarely, i socialize on 4chan and my mom gets groceries
>>199998366do you plan to live your whole life this way bossman
>i socialize on 4chan
grim
>>199998401i dunno maybe, i hope to get a wfh job one day
>>199998433What skills do you possess?
>>199998458i know some basic coding and have basic IT knowledge
Donald Dump! Haha!
>>199998676
>>199998611Why is there two generals holy mother.
Keep on rockin in the free world \m/
>>199998742\m/
>>199998727i don't think we're gonna get it, threads too slow
Goodnight guys
>>199998803good night
What's your coffee order? >size XL>3 cream >that's itIf it happens to be Timmies I'll order the dark roast. If it's Starbucks I order the blonde or medium roast.
finna go to idaho
>>199998832>whole milk latte (unsweetened)>chocolate croissant
>>199998832at starbucks i just get an iced vanilla latte i mostly just drink tea at home, i do like boba though
>>199998856no don't then you'd be da hoe
>>199998800I plan to take a screenshot of the GET, so i won't forget which poster it was.
>>199998951:0
>>199998956don't be a hoe!
>native larp shit whatever the fuck thing in alaska>full of white ass girls larpinglol
We don't cotton to freaks round hereNow scram!
I used to eat smoked salmon and caviar with Russian friends
I want all silk everything, dripped put in silk from head to do call me the silkworm
>>199999155how did you meet them
>>199999166As you wish, sire, we'll send to China right away
>>199999166found a pic of you and your associates
>>199999253What do they turn into?
What's in a name?
About to chug a half gallon of cold whole milk :)
>>199999276domestic silk moth
>>199999276they're moths nigga
>literally me
>>199999253We look cute but don't ever mess with us
>I-I hope you enjoy my silk!
>>199999317>>199999320Strangely cute from this perspective
>>199999326lmfao i would never, i know better
The other day they waitedthe sky was dark and faded
I reckon we should recycle the other /cum/ thread when this one autosages
>>199999352moths are friends. my favorite is the luna moth, they can get really big, most are bigger than the palm of my hand
We're gettin' there.
>>199999498That moth is German
The faster we go the rounder we get
>>199999581https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luna_mothyou must have it mixed it up with something else
lol everyone is postan faster now boardwide
Hey I'm here to say that I like this song. It relaxes me and makes me feel good.https://youtu.be/_1PTg8SvfmI?si=MCGcTgO7aj9jMNcnBye
>>199999684:)
odds of the winner being an american are slim
those twitter wojaks infuriate me, specially the gay one
>american are slim
Never tell me the odds
>>199999704nothing we can do coordinating even trying for gets is highly illegal
T.rump wins
>>199999704Start going buckwild at 10-to.
>>199999795
LEt's og guize! We can do this! (never posts again)
Tr.ump wins
Wutang clan forevah
THE DARK LORD WILL FEAST ON YOUR ASS AND SHIT ON YOUR COCK
Trump what, a healthy diet? hehehe
Trum.p wins
>>200000000
the fucking lightbulb piece of shit keeps turning itself on, piece of shit made in brazil garbage
Tru.mp wins :)
>200000000
saving myself for my one true love
23
>>>200000000
Donnie wins in November
are we there yet?
Tonight's movie to fall asleep Inuyasha: The Castle Beyond the Looking Glass
>>200000000>>200000001>off by oneFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK
>>200000001i am so sad right now
>>200000001Wasted
of course it was a cirno cord tranny botter that got it
>>200000001literally just as impressove you have led us into the new quadrillium
So close
Migrate>>199994342>>199994342>>199994342
>>200000189bun is driving into the future
>>200000001On to a billion other posts
>>200000001grim
>>200000001This would have been the best one ever
>>200000001:(
>>200000001so close, spinny
