I deserve to die
>>199994342God we're so back brosEurosissies, get ready to have another golden age. Damn it feels good to be AMERICAN
>>199994342
This is the next one
>>199994342>freedom has woken upits 8:30-11:30 tho
fiery chicken fries are back at burger king!
you guys lost chuds. the other one has like 80 replies. go home
this is my general.
>>199997145lol
>>199994342I think it's nice that i am wake up so i can see the GETI hope that /int/ jannies don't delete it like the /bant/ jannies did fot the 20000000 GET.
:)
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
>>200000001We almost had it /cum/ bros...
I really shouldn't be awake
>>200000282that would’ve been infinitely better than what we got
>>200000004This should've been the get
>>200000328im just happy it was close frog posters aren’t dumb they’re friends
i woke up todaystill alive
>>200000399why won’t you say what happened
Can governments that use a Westminster system work without a head of state that is separate from a Prime Minister or a governor general? Why does every country that uses a parliamentary system seem to have some kind of ceremonial head of state that has reserve powers, the system doesn't work without it? Canadians, explain, if you're still awake.
Is Canada more walkable than the U.S.?
>>200000433Well, who do you expect to exercise those reserve powers?
https://x.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1814846334974763163wait, why DID barack get tested for aids?
i'd be willing to die if it mean every one in the world i dont like dies with me
>>200000600because of the gay prostitutes that him and big mike passed around
>>200000583No one, I'm wondering if those reverse powers can be eliminated together with a ceremonial head of state and if a Westminster system can work with the Prime Minister being the head of state and the head of government at the same time
>>200000637oh shit well that's a reasonalsowtf is that vid lmao
this lightbulb is pissing me off so much
>>200000678just unscrew it
>>200000411dont remember being asked>woke up to pain Friday morning>huh must have ate something bad, it will pass>gets worse and worse>start vomiting>gets so bad within 15 minutes I can't think straight>got out in my pyjamas and I don't know why but I called a cab to take me to the er instead of an ambulance>remember blacking in and out in the cab>get there and somehow waddle in>remember lying down>then waking up in a hospital bed hooked up to ivs>my shoes are here luckily even though I don't remember putting them on>also have my phone and keys and cards which is goodi work for an American company and Samantha is gonna be mad I can't go to work because i have no qualified back up
listening to twitch asmr gettin ready to crank it im a freak im wild
>>200000676BARACK GOT TESTEDIN AFRICAWITH MICHELLEand joe biden apparently has always had dementia?
>>200000644>can workSure, it can work in theory. Aren't all manmade systems conventions we agree to adhere to? In practice, apparently it doesn't exist.Start a country and let me know how it works out for you.
>>200000678punch it
>>200000726have they told you anything about what they think is going on? that sounds really serious, don't worry about your work right now just focus on your day to day
>>200000802kidney related but no details yet
>>200000567Yes. Relatively so, anyways.>>200000433Something something about how our rights ultimately derive from the monarch's concessions.
>>200000985get well anonhas anyone come to visit ?
>>200001002>our rights ultimately derive from the monarch's concessions.ISHGGYDGGT
>>200000754What would happen if the Prime Minister refused to resign after the lower house of the parliament passed a motion of no confidence in a system like that? In a proper Westminster system, the monarch/president/governor general can try to remove him at least.
>>200001161i was about a 3 today yesterday i was a 10
>>200001156The Westminster style of government is fine. If I had to tweak it, senators would be elected. That's pretty much it.
>>200001161That's clearly a hare on the right
>>200001064no
>>200001156Therein lies, probably, the answer to why such a system doesn't exist. However, any time a leader refuses to relinquish power would be problematic. Who says that a premier who refuses to resign wouldn't also ignore the monarch/president/governor general. It's not normal even in the Westminster system to refuse to resign.
>>200001365do you want me to come visit you?
>>200001365i'm sorry anon
>>200001378yeah but you wont
>>200001398its ok im a man
>>200001365you said u had ur important documents and stuff so surely someone came.
>>200001441being a man has nothing to do with it, it sucks that nobody has come and you are allowed to be upset about it
>>200001318How would you start a new country with a Westminster style government? Like, if I was writing a constitution for a new country right now, I probably wouldn't want the de jure and the de facto powers of the Head of State to differ, but I can't quite figure out how to pull this off without just making the Prime Minister the Head of State
>>200001458that's because i keep them in this classy leather pouch thing and they are all in one place
>>200001536At least the sheets are clean today
>>200001505what im upset about is not being able to do sports and my car's early checkup thing expiring in a week and i was gonna do some car work today and go get it done tomorrow but now i can't...and also in anime something cool happens in these scenarios but nothing cool has happened stillwhere's my hospital gf and future wife?
>>200001522This is all very interesting, but you know it's highly autistic to contemplate these topics, right?Like this conversation would literally scare the hoes.And no real country will be adopting a constitution you write.What drIves your autism?
>>200001564yeah i made a big deal about it and forced them to change themshowering is a struggle thoughi stink because it's so hot and my hair is losing volume and dying
>>200001536Do bulgarian hospitals also have hot young nurses and doctors or do you all have babushkas
>>200001536that is a classy pouch>>200001615being in the hospital is really really boring, glad you can atleast charge your phone. you can get back to sports and working on your car soon enough you just need to focus on getting better first don't rush it
man, the days of spamming girl profiles stupid flirty compliments until a few message back are so over I wish it was ten years ago
>>200001370>Who says that a premier who refuses to resign wouldn't also ignore the monarch/president/governor generalGerman President is indirectly elected, so I assumed that he might be able to call the police on the Chancellor to arrest him and have the police side with the President rather than the Chancellor because he's figuratively above the Chancellor or something like that
>>200001676nobody is hotthere's one expires cougar nurse that didn't want to give me painkillers and i shouted at her like im her dad and ever since then she's been a sweetheart at my servicethere's also a gyppo cleaner that called me mr dracula and i told him ill knock him out
>>200001742you are 6'3 thin and pale you aren't beating the dracula allegations currently
>>200001742RUB HER BUTT A LITTLE THE NEXT TIME SHE APPROACHES YOUR COFFIN I MEAN BED
>>200001692yeah that's why im on here attentionwhoring to distract myselflonely bored and sad and in pain
>>200001641I'm not writing any constitution, what do you mean
Something I've found out today: bugs aren't kosher. So when the NWO comes just do a giyur and claim you're orthodox. Soybean patties aren't much better, but at leastthey don't give you chitin poisoning.
the fact that my phone plays my alarm tone over my speakers even when my ear buds are plugged in is cool, I think I have had some phones before who didnt do that. But right now its not what I wanted, I wanted it to blast into my ears through my earbuds.
>>200001777not thin im still a little buff although losing gains at a rapid pace>>200001803nah she's nasty plus that's only in porn
>>200001810it's not permanent you're gonna be alright buddyjust try to pass the time however you can, maybe try to sneak in some tasty snacks, living off the hospital cafeteria can be miserable
my bud is gonna come visit let's gooo
Cheers lads.
il just not eat the bugs
>>200001912there's a hair on itare you dirty blonde
>>200001726>figurativelyIt all hinges on this one word. In a country like Germany, what you said would likely happen. It depends on how strong your system is. Imagine some small poor country. The premier refusing to resign could start a civil war. Again, behind all the intricacies of power politics, all these systems are merely conventions we agree to adhere to, or must adhere to under threat of violence.
>>200001851I consider shrimps and crawfish and lobsters and crabs bugs and I gladly eat them, but also Ive tried crickets before, idk if they were dried or fried or what but a mexican I knew had a bag of them, slightly salty but not savory or anything, coulda used some cumin and pepper and stuff, but not the worst. wouldnt make it a thing Id like to eat everyday though.
>>200001901i don't need to sneak in stuff i can get delivery and there's also a store outside the clinic i can sneak out toi broke a cardboard piece from some medicines box and wedge it in the door so i can get back in because it doesn't open from the outside
i love whygena
I've still got some bugs left over from Wednesday.>>200001931What if I said yes? :^)
>>200001850My point is, what's it to you?Are you some kind of LARPer?Why do you devote your precious time to this topic? You're obviously intelligent.
>>200001986thats gross
>>200001955well im glad you had the thought, i would have just got locked outside. glad your bud is coming
>>200002021That's why I only ate like 3 of em lmao.
>>200002031
>>200002042they are also not letting me go home and i dont know if they will let me out tomorrowyou see this tree though?im sure its possible to escapeits only the third floor
>>200002004>Are you some kind of LARPer?Pretty much, I just get interested in topics sometimes and can't stop thinking about them, I don't have any real use for this information>You're obviously intelligent.I'm kinda retarded in-person actually, I wonder if I might actually be autistic
>>200001986R. L. Stine ahh
>>200002115i know you're joking but that's a horrible idea and you'll just end up back inside again with more injuries this time
messaged someone doing a sale for if i can buy something people get daily (scrolls) and he gave me them for free :) i offered to pay but he said noim going to be buying a lot of these scrolls from peoples dailies and think its a good way to start
hava
>>200002142Respect
>>200002103
ooops
>>200002387love it
ad on craigslist is lookong for "pop up sidewalk MAGA stand" and is paying 150-300$ a day I would so do it if 1. I wasnt sure this is a honeypot and 2. I didnt have a criminal record
>>200002543>Trans women are women because…they just are, okay!?!
was that a reply to me
>>200002452Definitely a setup
>>200002452What did you do? Drugs?
Currently feeling cool in front of my fan (trained on my face). Drinking Sleeman. My sleep schedule is FUCKED btw.
>>200003146>My sleep schedule is FUCKED btw.You and me both, pal.
>>200003212yeah im going to bed
>>200003227Nice I'm gonna do that momentarily. Need to plug my speaker in too. I like sleeping to this aquarium livestream on YouTube by the way.
Been watching vids of women rimming men lately, and I think there's no saving my soul.
Goodnight (snuggling with Mr. Squiggly rn).
>>200003810Thr funniest porn line i ever heard was during an FRM (female rimming male) scene She told him>Your ass tastes like the best cheese
might become a gambling host in oldschool runescape
>>200004053Damn, I'd say that's vile, but I'm at the point where I'm self-inserting as the girl half the time, so I deserve a hasty execution tbqh.
I'm a /cum/my bear, yeah I'm a /cum/my bearYeah I'm a /cum/my, /cum/my, /cum/my, /cum/my, /cum/my bear
>sorry, your username cant be "ihatediscord666" >please change it to something nice about us, like "ilovetheantichrist321" and then fill in another captcha to verify your phone number and then email and then do another captcha and reload the page to join this discord server about the fart fandom
>this resource is being rate limited and we didnt like your username so were just gonna block out the create account button so there
My internal monologue has a scouser accent like the Beatles.
crazy how if discord dont want you for calling them the antichrist (they are) they will just change your password and make you give them your phone number and then make you retype your password to confirm then it wont work and you cant log in to change the password because you need a phone number to use discord or even not make an account theyll just ask you for your phone number and then email then you might as well make a password up
It was a sleepy Tuesday afternoon in Amarillo, Texas…
ganna go lay down on the floor in the backyard
>>200005276Your backyard has flooring?
>>200005377yea a cement floor patio thing, cant see the stars too good though
Forgot to put on deodorant. Goddammit!
(run escape sucks)
noob
Idk about you but I’m feeling 22
In churchThe slow ass cantor is here.
>>200007178Beat his ass
Haven't been to church in years. I respect it though.
leafniggas please buy our submarineshttps://breakingdefense.com/2024/07/canada-commits-to-buying-12-new-conventionally-powered-under-the-ice-submarines/
motherfuckers really be driving from Montana to Wisconsin for work every day
>>200007248It's an old lady
https://youtu.be/pct1uEhAqBQOFFICIAL THREAD THEME
>>200007762>he doesn't know the secret routengmi
Be right back forum
work?as in, labor?as in, a job?as in, employment?as in, pursuing my career?as in, earning dough?as in, making bread?as in, hustlin?as in, grindin?yeah, nah, i'm good.
hello. time for church.
>>200000000>>199999999>both gets wastedClassic /int/
>>200009089Anime get was likely a mod
>>200009061Better idea: atheist church
>>200009254oh my science!
>>200009254kek
Russian doesn't sound like a real language.Are these people playing a trick on me?
>>200009089>>200000001It could have been us
>>200009279Yes.
>>200009505He was, no doubt, deeply resentful towards God on account of his condition.
Hey guys I am back did you miss me
>>200009661:)
God doesn't exist though
Donald Dump! haha
>>200009986Not an argument
>>200010005Gronald Glumpf
All the republicans are at church and volunteering at homeless and animal shelters talk shit about donald trump
>>200010219He's got my vote (lifelong dem). The sheer bravery he expressed after being shot speaks volumes.
dont care still voting trump
>>200009638You mean "he was smart enough to realise that religions are just made up"
>Every image in Desuarchive before July 2024 won't open because image servers rely on M*crosoft
How much money would it take for you to get on your kneels and look up at Mr Bean while he jerked off for 30 minute and came on your face
>>200010928500k
At this point I almost want dems to stay with Biden, since they can't replace him with someone who can win. Let the orange man win in a landslide like Reagan in 1980. Just for lulz.
I think alcohol makes me sleepwalk
>>2000114665HT2 receptor (5HTR2B,C)
I think alcohol makes my upper intestines bleed
>>200011579what makes you think that?
>>200011591gut pain and black poopy
>>200011622interesting - thanks for sharing have you been to a doctors? yet?
>>200011636no im not an ableist
>>200011681well i wont let you enable someone, and im just curious about whatever you want to tell me. i dont want to make it seem like an interrogation thoughcould you explain where the pain is, and if it radiates anywhere? and if youre a heavy alcohol drinker then these things could be something to watch out for im just saying
"gut pain" is a bit generic but it helps me get an idea of where you mean. and do you mean INSIDE your body?? :O
Zombies mentioned more frequently lately. I like it, they’re one of my favourite genre-horrors.
>>200011806we miss you btw ^~^
of course you miss me, im great
daamn bros i got some decent newsmight liveknock on wood not to jinx itmore tests tomorrow
>>200009661How can he afford that stack of beer cups? Festival food is ridiculously expensive here.
taking a complete hold on this rsps economy would take about 30 days, or less if it is compound and earnings start doubling at some point and if you are on it then type something as i think i found an investment of 50m for a profit of 30m x2 but i didnt buy it because i dont know the economy well enough yet and its for an amulet or cape or something and there might be better BIS, but there are multiple listings for the item. its not bulk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBQndtTGqmo
every time someone is buying/selling items it is a chance to make friends and network with people to get into their friends list and peoples mouthes, when they have different timezones to the other side of the trade, where you can add the person who was late to mention the other person and see if they wait, and they might mention your name. then later on as you intergrate with the community more and make trades you become more well known - but the trades are a good way to make connections and doesnt require anything on your part
>>200012071>>200012315umwhat's the point if 1 gp = 0 gp?
thanks to my budgetting i finally for the first time have my own clammy disposable NEET cash and that feels pretty good. if i owned a car then it wouldnt be a good one because im a NEET but its like something to go and buy a subscription for idk mood lighting in the car. if i had a car at all then i would use my disposable money to get an ECU chip in it
>>200012512who needs a car if you have a bicycle and a sleeping bag
>>199999999
>>200012442one of two things i have noticed is that on this rsps, the gold sink results in another (very expensive) currency, so the money lost is put in to a new form which is the only one that matters really. i havent seen any 1 trillion gp items yet on the marketplace but the gold sink (of 2, 1.5) is also time-limited, where if they do it a bit daily then they get more. they are manipulating that and some other things with time-gated down the chain
>>200012585ill roll the nickles
Is ratpedo a bot?
get could have been way worse desu
i dont know what item is better than frozen whip for killing monsters
>>200012641Mousey is a mystery. Scientists have tried but failed to explain his posts.
Biden bros literally on suicide watch
no way president Biden tried to commit suicide
Bowie is the most overrated musician
it's so fucked up that getting vaccinated for rabies costs 2000 dollarstotal bat genocide
>>200013265detroitanon? o.o
That’s great Susan
>>200013265Just don't get bit
>>200002452Honeypot for what? Are you speaking in code right now? Isn't it just one of those stands that sell cheapo silkscreened propaganda shirts?
>>200013287no I've just been doing some reading>>200013319the problem is that bat bites and scratches are apparently sometimes undetectable so you basically have to go to the ER if one ever gets really close to you
>>200013377oo thats cool
good morning /cum/.i'm feeling quite "peepee poopoo in my pantaloons" today and will enjoy it to the fullest.
>the organic blackberries are cheaper per oz at the grocery store than the regular ones
>>200013265its free here in canada
>>200013557if you live in a northern state, it could just be local and cheaper by virtue of not having to go through transportation costs.
>>200013559>has to wait 5 months before he gets the vaccine and dies beforehand
Why India Will Win The 21st Century
>>200013615Nope, I live in the South
I understand you’re getting older
>>200013631that's not how it works
>>200013749it's a meme you dip
I-95 is blocked
More of an I-85 guy myself
Do you ever feel like your car is moving forward on its own
strength bonus almost higher than slash
Is it true that Americans have a car gun?
would you date a waitress wagie, /cum/?you know- your typical working class anglo girl, working as a waitress, has little tattoos, slightly overweight
>>200014291no
>>200014291I don’t date
>>200014291I’m not against dating but I can’t imagine doing it.
Ugh, I've already seen a garden bursting into life
what are you doingtell me
Anyone else watching the dota tournament? First game was a stomp.
>>200014500took me awhile to comprehende your post
>>200013559Good post
I wish I didn’t spend so much time on 4chan and twitter in high school At least when I’m playing vidya I’m having fun
IM LONELY
back from church
is that you
>>200015189Oh my! Well that was uncalled for.
shall clean the house and do some laundry today
Some of you never put a banana peel in the microwave for 8 seconds, to replicate the warmth of a vagina, and it SHOWS.
Just use a fleshlight
I'm homeopathic you fuckin' idiot
>>200014199my dads been kinda spooked lately. started carrying and sleeping with a gun in his bed. he's an old liberal hippie so i'm not sure what happened to him.
>>200015622GangstalkingHe won't tell anyone because he knows they'll think he's crazySmart man
>>200015622probably got scared of trump winning
playing battlefield 1 with the no nigger mod
>>200015533I bought a cheap one once and it wasn't worth it. It had a better feeling but I couldn't get as tight as a grip as I could with my bare hands and it was annoying to clean. I tore through it easily and it was only good to use anymore in reverse, also for some reason there was some of that crinkly packaging plastic in the area I tore through that scraped up my dick very lightly but in that state it felt like fucking foil.
>>200015776You need to get one of the ones over $100, they unironically feel better than actual pussy
I would rather get the one that looks like a silicone worm, not the actual pussy on a stick, that nauseates me. But I don't have the patience to bother with either of those
Idk how dogs are so happy when they don't have TV or smart phones or books or video games
>not the actual pussy on a stickhehe
business idea: sell fleshlights that replicate bussies
You don't seriously think that doesn't exist?
WHAT
I'm 99% sure it does but I'd sell it for $5.
>>200015894Dogs can watch TV
>>200015894>TV or smart phones or books or video gamesyou know that these are recent inventions, except for books?
>>200015996This anon is selling bussy for 5 bucks a pop
>>200016037Source?
>>200016069https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_televisionpeople didn't have teles 1000 years ago. And humans have been walking this planet since the last million years.
>>200016068das rite
4chan really is the biggest glowie honeypotnow suddenly, after months of bitching about pissrael, everyone is cheering for the jew slave trump lol
>>200016130Wikipedia is NOT a credible source
>>200015622Have you asked him why he started carrying 24/7?
>>200016336https://ieeexplore.ieee.org/document/4065116
>>200016306>>>/pol/475073610saar
>>200016403>canadian posters are vpn jeetsit's over
>>200016306>>200016403That's gotta be an immigration record
watch
>>200016037What's your point
>moving halfway across the state to a bigger city with more job opportunities isnt good enough reason to claim unemploymentI guess I shouldve stayed in ym tiny town in the sticks you literally had to google to find wouldve been a better choice, you fucking pencil pushing cretins
>>200016695As a city slicker, I would like to live in a small town.
>>200016741ur mom would fuck that
im learning so much about griefing from this person
>>2000166632000 years ago people entertained themselves without the internet or cable sports. Why can't you do the same?
>>200016888>2000 years ago people lived in mud huts why aren't you grateful living in a shitty shack
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he came on an alt to dc at giant mole a nd die on 2 accs
>>200016935strawman
he came on an alt to dc at giant mole a nd die on 2 accs he came on an alt to dc at giant mole a nd die on 2 accs he came on an alt to dc at giant mole a nd die on 2 accs
>>200016996proxy brit
Why yes, I am sheepy.
truly parasitic
>nothing to do for fun>nothing to do for productivityI haaaate sundays
NEED TO RIDE BIKE TO THE STORE TO BUY AIR PUMPNEED TO PUT AIR IN BIKE'S TIRES TO RIDE IT
>>200016888It’s hard to entertain yourself without technology or someone to talk to.
>>200017148take the bus, you little baby
>>200017148good luck fellow bikeanon
>>200017148schrodinger's bike
>>200017148the job experience paradox
Grandma my ass is fat
sadpanda is down
The casualization of anime and its consequences
