chan lineage edition
ktim
So here we are then. The new.
>>200002440Where's 7chan?
animevtubers
>>200002459The 'rit.
I should be able to uber eats a fit prostitute to my home for less than £50
>>200002440was infinity chan the den of nonces?
>Sleaford Mods
got horrid fucking man tits self conscious as fuck lads
Just spent the night in a Spanish prison for hitting a girl who said I'm built like one of the worm aliens from Men in black 2
Any of you guys go to church?Do you just turn up or is there some membership thing? How does it work? How many people actually go?
my leg going crazy
>>200002495not since you left m8
All things considered, I always find it amazing how little in-fighting between the different countries of the UK there is on /brit/.In our general it's almost impossible to go five posts without macacos flinging shit at each other over regional differences. We're our own worst enemies I guess.
Get them in.Get them fed.Get them housed.Get them naturalised.Get them wanked.
>>200002509gyno or just flab?if gyno it is over
>>200002509get on the smegmalutide
it scooby dooby do be like that
>>200002531Foreigners outYou don’t belong hereWe don’t care about your general
booked an appointment for anxiety medsgoing to a GP rather than a psychiatrist so hopefully he just gives me medicine and tells me to fuck off
timmy finna worn down on the tredders
>>200002547dont know but im 6'3 18 stone so reckon its probably the FAT
>>200002511Your gimmick has really gone downhill, Spainy
What's it like to have a legitimate micropenis?
>>200002581think he's lost enough weight already
>>200002564this bitch drinking fish water
>>200002545And get them in the beds of:>my gf>my mum>my sisters>my female cousins>my aunties>my nanSimple as
dadberg dropping me off at the station 2 hours earlydaft cunt thinks its a fuckign airport
>>200002618
>>200002599talking to yourself again?
>>200002616
Once had a mate called Earl but he wasn't from Liverpool. Wonder if it's the same bloke. Small world!
Been to an Iraqi prisonNone of you would survive in there I can tell you that
>>200002577Is this some sort of reverse psychology trick to make me post even more on /brit/? It's working.
>Earl of Liverpool but Earl of Manchester more
at the point with the gf where we can go for a walk and not talk to each other, but instead just hold hands and enjoy each other's company. lovely stuff.
mungy nedI ginged it
Lads any strategy or tips on how to embrace my small penis humiliation fetish at the nude beach? I'm kinda decent looking and tall with a decent body (nothing great like six pack etc).My strategy so far is just go near fit women (preferably English or Americans) and strip and sunbathe near them but everyone is polite and doesn't look properly at the beach and definitely don't laugh or atleast in a way I can see.Appreciate any tips
>>200002497They're goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEYYI1ii0AU
>>200002686you think that but does she
>>200002440who is frederick brennan and why does he own a jap imageboard
does this video really need to be 53 minutes
>>200002518It's really very simple:>Turn up>Listen to an old nonce tell stories from a storybook>Donate 10% of your wage to the church for nonce-case legal fees (+tip)>Have kids>Get them baptised>Get them nonced>Continue cycleWelcome to the church!
>>200002495not since they deleted /younglove/ and /hebe/
Get them a tesco clubcard
>>200002702Stole all those people's souls with his camera
>>200002686pissed on my gfs head yesterday
>>200002686Sounds like a strong relationship if you've run out of things to talk about already
>>200002718oh dear
Alright guys. Got work again soon. Feeling very tired today.
>>200002690try and find a black man and befriend him, and chat to him in view of fit women so they can notice the vast size difference
s bh cla araf uest dat ik o
>>200002710Hmmm youre not really selling it to me anonThink i'll give it a miss
>>200002753only tiring people get tired
*phonk music starts playing**vignette fades in**film effect*“And it is about the pace and rate of demographic change within this country because of illegal, and of course legal immigration”*zesty black man goes “oh my gahhhh”*“Is that the kind of country that you want to live in?”*beat drops**cut to Nige smoking a fat cigar*
>>200002710Diego having a seizure after seeing this post
>>200002690I've been saying it for years,this is the real spaino
dont reply to him
>>200000000what was it
>>200002700Why is he standing like Raheem Sterling?Why is he clawing at himself like a mangy dog?
>>200002066Kevin Was Always Based
you dont see many black peepo with down symdrone do youyou see a lot of pakis with it - for obvious reasons
immigration is good because i fucking hate british people and love watching this shit country full of tossers get diluted and watching gammons seethe knowing there's nothing they can do about it gives me a smug satisfactionshouldn't have bullied me at school should you?
>>200002700what a load of absolute fucking shite
>>200002855'sheed
>>200002855You need to go back, Abdul
Wish I had money to do up my gaffProblem is I'm too thick and lazy to get a decent job
genuinely loathe people who try to talk about music as if it's something importantwriting long essays about the banality of existence and how some shit pop group from Bristol 'cut through the gristle of life in modern britain'
mad dog = englishman
sunlight feels great, can't believe I've been sat indoors for years doing the same ting I could have down outside
>>200002900most intelligent atheist
>>200002875>>200002881i'm white british and live in gloucester thoughever, just sick of you all
>>200002855bizarre post that
>>200002852Can honestly say I've never seen someone who wasn't white with downs
>>200002900lyrics are plebeian
Mott the Hoople and the Game of LifeYeah-yeah-yeah-yeahAndy Kaufman in the wrestling matchYeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
>>200002916I believe in God, I don't believe in the NME
>>200002912Great post>>200002900Such a good post
>>200002900I see you've read Mark Fisher
>>200002781my prime minister :D
>>200002923its like i'm getting the revenge i could never have gotten myself due to being physically weak, watching the country collapse and seeing the gammons lose their minds is like me getting revenge against everyone who wronged me
>>200002900American Pie is the Evangelion os music lyrics, you should give it a listen.
>>200002949utterly bizarre post
sleaford mods is a psyop
How long does seasidemark have left now? He is grossly obese and an alcoholic and probably suicidal. I predict 5 years tops.
little catberg has passed away :(
>>200002686ever shag her up the arse?
If you believed they put a man on the moon(Man on the moon)If you believed there's nothing up his sleeveThen nothing is cool
>>200002938True, it's not so much music I hate as people taking over the top of it and expecting to be respected for it
>>200002919so a white person bullied you in school and now you want your own race to dieyou seem very very mentally stable and everyone should listen to your very very valid point
my life is a humiliation ritual
don't get how people listen to musicdo you just fucking sit there like some spacked out mong and while some sound playsreally virginous in all honesty
>>200002982rip in peace berg
>>200002982sorry :(
>>200002995yeh, i'll be dead in ~50-60 years anyway so none of it will even matter but i get to enjoy the misery of those who hurt me
>>200002818Because he wants to score goals for England>>200002870t. Tarquin
rorke and leftypol linked up
considering bacon eggs and beans lads
>>200002982lmfao rest in piss dog gang on top pussies get put in spliffs
>>200002900This post DOES NOT cut through the gristle of life in modern Britain
>>200003058if you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all
Two Mods in suits and parkas, leaning against a wall, London, UK (2000)
>>200003050a plate of just bacon and eggs is basedbeans are a good addition but necessitate at least two slices of toast in my opinionno way a man should have just egg and bacon and beans without toast
>>200003031least mentally ill nihilist
>>200003000I find it helps me relax by ignoring external stimuli and can be a powerful tool to influence mood in the direction I want it to go
>>200003087avoiding bread as part of my dietespecially since ill be having pastry later
these drinks are hittng me like a nuke might be because ive only eaten popcorn today
>>200003078looks like John Oliver and that kid from seminal BBC sitcom 'My Family'
>>200003050ktim but also throwing a cheeky hash brown or 2 in the air frier with the bacon
Pink Floyd's Have A Cigar might be one of the most dogshit songs to exist nocap
>>200002900Worse than this is food critics taking food way too seriously and describing how a salt fish fritter 'took them on a tour of Jamaica' or how 'each dish of the course had it's own personality'. Like Jesus Christ, genuine question, if they make their living from this how do they sleep soundly at night?
>>200003078two LARPers
>>200003118hahaha or popcoin as you all call it due to your hit show love you wacky bruce xx
>>200003078reminds me of those pictures someone posted of the black keys lmao
>>200002982
https://x.com/Yellowriver478/status/1814735284569055715
i have been drinking thr red acid mixed with the energy drink (5%) and it smells like piss and is making my arm go purple o.o
>>200003078the drip is good, parkas like that look great
>>200003130Pink Floyd is shit full stop. The Who mog them in every way shape and form
>>200003165youve lost the plot mate
you Must not post the owls
>>200003197no owls
the most tragic part of human being is that they became too self-aware to know that they are nothing but an individual belongs to primates, a monkey built on hunks of spoiling flesh and disintegrating bones
>>200003207not really similar bands are they
I'm being forced to endure a family gathering and I am NOT happy about it
>>200003207owl spotted
>>200003230You're right - one is shit (PF) and one is good (TW)
>like a few posts about trump >entire twitter feed is now yank politics forever fuck sakes
will be the only one in the toil office today tempted to bring a hip flask in and get a little tipsy
>>200003242>using the for you feed ever
Owls are allowed.
>>200003207the who are 90% dogshit whereas pink floyd are only about 70% dogshit and the wall is far less dull than quadrophenia
>>200003197fuck off mousenonce you evil ghoul
>>200003253on sunday?
*comes up behind you and kisses you on the back of the neck*Heyyy :3
I like some of The Who. I like some Pink Floyd. Both good bands, not worth comparing.
>>200003267The Who don't have 1 bad song
>>200003229most introspective atheist
you're a big guy
>>200003309baba o'riley
>>200003280bossberg wants something done for tomorrow for his bossberg will be getting the hours back i work
>>200003286*giggles and says 'stoooop' in a halfhearted way so you know I don't really want you to stop at all*
>>200003332
>>200003338diretell him to sod off
Had a nice glass of milk and some caramelised pecans and now I want some more
>>200003338Once had to do this on a bank holiday, toilberg said I couldn't claim the day back, jumped on a meeting with her and HR and they blew her the fuck out. Got the day back
>>200003350Will never forgive ST for this one
cans rule deals fast okayand cute birds sleigh halo asking for thisso by claiming arab guests date in october
>>200003344crap song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB0OKn1_a70https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB0OKn1_a70https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB0OKn1_a70
going to mix the leftover water from my imstamt noodles (3/5) with the water piss solution in thr toilet and ADD ammonia i think that will be good
>>200003411You're a foolProbably the greatest song of all time
her man's been gone for nigh on a yearhe was due home yesterdaybut he ain't here
shut up mousey youre boring the arse off me already
can't enjoy sitting outside now that the daddy long legs is within a few inches from my chair, just wish I could tell insects to go away
pink flop mroe likepink sloyd pink slop
>Once had to do this on a bank holiday, toilberg said I couldn't claim the day back, jumped on a meeting with her and HR and they blew her the fuck out. Got the day back
Cracking morning for runtoil must be said, got out and around the park before the crowds
why is some freak pretending to be mousenonce
love the smell of second hand smoke in the morning from the neighbours as soon as I open a window
if THAT neighbour comes to my door again i will get the spade
idk why I call him gerald
they can't catch me, lads!
>>200003441maybe listen to some good music for once
Worked a couple of weekends but not getting the days back in official terms because toilstein has seen that other teams aren't claiming their days back and wants us to look goodDoes mean I can be 'online' but do fuck all for a couple of days tho
Just finished reading a scanner darkly
the names Pacino. Dunk Pacino.
pov you tell clairo you love her
>Labour has ordered the Home Office to begin mass deportations of undocumented migrants.>Writing in The Sun, Yvette Cooper says she has told the Home Office to raid car washes, nail bars and salons. 1,000 staff will be deployed to fast-track deportations.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut8MTBIZrC8
>>200003441But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.
Haven't actually turned my laptop off properly since the end of November. Stuck it on standby quite a bit, and it reset once of its own accord to update, but I haven't actually shut it down
>>200003524In the Gaelstát police will have a shoot to kill policy for joggers
odds: shave, put the recycling out, scrub kitchen carpet, vac living room, and start on some laundry, before ordering delivery of 8 cans + groceriesevens: immediately order delivery of 4 cans + groceries, and try to get cleaned up a bit and put the recycling out before the man gets heredubs: no delivery, just cleaning and that
japan is heaven on earth
>>200003505it’s spainfreak, he does it a lot
>>200003555>The Sun
remember when some girl told me she went to see kind of a pretty small band, I asked who and she told me a band with like 15mil monthly listeners so I said lol they're not small, and she blocked me
>>200003592??
>>200003604Isn't The Sun unreliable tabloid shite?
>kitchen carpetoh dear
sore white fannies limping home to lil timmy
fascinating
>>200003589quite funny how all the other tripfags are pitifully jealous of mousey
taking bikes from outside coop and throwing them into the clyde its NOT stealing its taking and its good for me c:
>>200003643Why?
>>200003638boomer landlord innitbathroom as welllived here 10 years and never cleaned either carpet properly with carpet shampooyeah it's a bit grim
>>200003582basedget the cans in de lad
>>200003555Mad really, it's blatantly obvious these sorts of places are hotspots for illegals but the government turned a blind eye to them for years.
>>200003682The scale of Tory treachery is almost unfathomable.
think I've got arse and tit cancer
cute squid girls
>>200003693got a hard lump on my cock apparently its from wanking too hard
>>200003692Are they even conservative anymore. I don't think our Tories are either
>>200002453fortunately all these problems can be solved by calling the Samaritans and then when the call is over all your problems are solved
>>200003673only 4 thoughi just switched them from normal carlsberg to export though hahafound a loophole didn't i
>>200003682>>>>200003555Need to go after the Turkish barbers and the minicab drivers and deliveroo and ubereats lot
>>200003661tyrone and the gang played pass the pale ting all night
still very ill today
>>200003740Fascinating
>>200003740mmhmm aint dat rite
feel proper sad as soon as the clouds cover the sun
i have been catching thr moths that come near my candle and keeping them for "later"
>>200003702believe the medical term for that is a phallus callous
Are trades looked down upon in Britain?
wouldn't mind tonguing the anus of a polish princess post-poo
Going for a brief shower, lads. Wish me luck...
>>200003773>polish princessbut we have our own!
>>200003763lol
If anything we need more barbershops. There's simply not enough.
>>200003767Overall, yeah, but there's a lot of difference in the IQ and quality of tradesmen. It's too broad to generalise.
The giraffe's closest living relative is the Okapi.It stands at a pathetic 5 feet tall.
>>200003763sgrcresinming
>>200003000least autistic brit postergoing to go dancing to techno for literally 8 hours later
>>200003794it does look like a giraffe in fairness
secret product and a trench
>>200003797I wonder how many discord kids they nonced.
>Graphic footage recovered from Allan’s phone was shown to the jury during proceedings as well as photographs of Calum’s horrific injuries - sustained 11 days after the birth of his youngest child.>The court heard that Allan and Brister had been seeking to recruit a man to make up a threesome with them but efforts to find a participant failed.>Ms. Gray said: “And then Calum Simpson, a complete stranger, arrives by chance.”
>>200003794more like the opaki
>>200003802cute snek
>go into the office to get work I could do on Friday done in peace and quiet>a couple Indians come in and just won't shut the fuck up and sat right next to me
>>200003809enjoy the hearing loss
okay forum its time to study :3
The money is in kebab houses. Set up a limited company fronted by people who don't exist. Companies house doesn't check. Rent out a shop on a high street, have your family or mates run it so you're not paying minimum wage. Kebabs and pizzas are cheap ingredients but sell for a tenner a pop. Don't pay rent or taxes. It's hard to evict a commercial tenant and can take years. After a couple of years when HMRC send someone to get their money (and what do your business have that's worth anything, a shitty cooker, donor kit and microwave?), shut the business down and reopen it under another name.
>>200003779looks more like a paraceratherium on its way to a gay club
>>200003656So we are a country that wants strong borders, state medicine, LGBT rights, a monarchy, drug decriminalisation, assisted dying, the death penalty, and closer EU alignment despite leaving itMakes sense
>>200003855not a forum
Are we a really a third French because of ANGLO men fucking Gallic qt's?
>>200003836Many such cases. I know homosexuals and I love them as fellow human beings because God wants me to, but I also know that it's a sin, and would encourage them to leave that lifestyle behind them
>>200003873people are retardshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chMCU5VSuqw
>in engineering>be white>indian boss>two fresh Indian girls come in for internship>lose contract months later because "they didn't have the demand for the work I was doing">check linked in later>both the Indian girls end up picking up on what I was doingI thought this Indians getting other Indians in was a meme until this point, mad
>>200003899no idea what this shows
>>200003856Corrr
>>200003856ive seen a literal tranny midge blacked, and the one doing the blacking was a midge too. id post it but the senpai is around
>>200003916We need to sterilise Indians
gf wants to get a cat but not a dogconcerning
The WOKE brigade wont like this
>>200003952Good, dogs are vile smelly beasts
i think the apples rotten right to the core
>>200003899More probably because London is closer to France than Dublin...
>>200003916Tonnes of them in the software dept of my company and I'd say 80% of them stink of curry or BO, absolutely putrid. And they keep doing shit work.
>dogs are vile smelly beasts
>>200003916I'm codemonke and I've been replaced by people in Bangalore working for peanuts more times than I can count
>>200003970>vile smelly beastsBut my gf likes black men so why wouldn't she get a dog?
>>200003932Weird freak
>>200003952Honestly mate cats are pets on ezmode if you don't want a pet
>>200004001Yeah, the girls had a pretty bad BO smell, but they were actually from india. My boss never did but I suspect he was either born here or 40 years here stopped that.
>>200004025Freak post
>>200002982:(
go emma!
White men meltdowing over Indian supremacy
So many black people in my town now
>>200004057she's so gorg
I'm here now lads. How's it foing?
Who got >>200000000And >>199999999
Britain should've depopulated and colonised India like Australia
>>200004110she looks like she has learning difficulties as the result of being cross bred between a chink buglet and an inbred eastern europeanoh wait
>>200004122lovely poo get
>>200003851>what are ear plugsspastic
>>200004142oh im going to listen to music, but i'm going to plug my earsscreaming
So it was a good pair of gets then was it?>>200000000>>199999999
>>200004137>racist waste of oxygen incel slagging off someone who has a way better life than him and earns way more despite being way youngerLOOOOL
>>200004165most familiar with music brit poster
>>200004179you're tearing the arse out of that 'most x' patter
>>200004168Poo was in /brit/
my gaymen laptop is going WHIRRRRRR in this heat, even while just watching youtube
>>200004178Dunelm
>>200004178
>>200004197least gay brit poster
We at /brit/ wish Ross Kemp a happy 60th birthday
>>200004207not tinder, dont have to upload selfies
>>200004198So what it's always shit in /brit/ heheheheh
>>200004197least anally fixated brit poster
Emma RadacanuChinese motherRomanian fatherBred in CanadaBut somehow 100% British
>>200004218done him haha
>>200004223Do this in the pool too sometimes
>>200004224cana is british
>>200004218Raped that incel freak
>>200004218put that cunt in a casket
>>200002584>>200002509I'm 14 stone, same height and I have moobsmakes summers really traumatic
any massive bears in?
>>200004224Off to the diversity mines with you mate
Sunday bloody sunday
>>200004245would love to lick her sweaty pits after a tennis match
>>200004245AI
only wear underarmour boxerjocks me, aware of the leeching but just can't do non polyester sweat
*opens notebook titled: “Observations on Incel Freaks”**writes: “Emma Raducanu triggers them for some reason”**places notebook back in bookshelf next to the other 382 volumes*
>>200004291baka anon
>>200004178sorry but you didn't refute anything i said in your simpoid retaliation
spend all day trying to distract myself from my shit life, then regret not killing myself as I try to drift off to sleep
>>200004277Screaming
>>200004057never post that evil goblin again after what she did to are Andy
uni tomorrownew semester new me
>>200004311You have never had sex and never will
naggies
>>200004291could you imagine how smelly her gooch and crotch would be
New>>200004387>>200004387>>200004387>>200004387
i have a small white dick
>>200004380probably wouldnt be smelly. sweat doesnt smell unless it's left on you. she is showering immediately before and after each game
>>200004402games last 4 or 5 hours and if she wins there will be a lot of media stuff delaying the shower
>>200004426>if she wins
>>200004380>>200004402>>200004426>>200004453this is all meI stayed in this thread talking to myself btwnobody will see because they all migrated already and no one ever comes back to an old thread
I sent a birthday message to exberg in april and we talked a lot, she seemed to enjoy it and really wanted to talk since she was finding a lot of time in the middle of work that day just to try to talk to me, it was non-stop and good conversational catch-up, then we just kind of mutually said goodnight at the end of the day and both stopped talking ever since. Slightly wanted her to but she didn't send me a message for my birthday in may in return, I suspect a conscious decision and basically continuing silence ever since. At which point is it enough time to talk again? It's not on bad terms at all but it's a very strange zone right now.
Just awoken from a coma after reading a terribly dull post.
