Spider-Man edition
I'm tryna get high til I can't feel nothin
New tuber
for me it's psyllium husk with brekkie and then a deep satisfying poo
>>200004422bizarre
my white dick is around 5.5 inches erect
just put a t shirt on
>>200004427I hate pooing. Pooing is a chore. Right when I'm in the middle of something, my body tells me I have to drop everything, and poo instead. Even if I'm quick with pooing, I then have to wipe thoroughly and wash my hands thoroughly. It's very annoying.
>>200004427Used to take this stuff during my gay phase, made it so easy to keep my bumhole clean
>>200004474you know civilised people (and by civilised people I mean muslims) use water to wash their arse rather than toilet paper
>>200004462the co op multipayer in that was fun
lads remember jordan from ed and jordan? this is him now https://www.theguardian.com/media/article/2024/may/04/jordan-knight-news-corp-2gb-daily-telegraph-tiktok-anti-immigration-activist https://x.com/jhk_______/
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:8319943898E37EEC979A32B5ACA8745E89DCD4FB&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fbt4.t-ru.org%2Fann%3Fmagnet&dn=%5BDL%5D%20%5B%D0%92%20%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B7%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B1%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BA%D0%B5%5D%20Warhammer%2040%2C000%3A%20Space%20Marine%202%20%5BP%5D%20%5BRUS%20%2B%20ENG%20%2F%20ENG%5D%20(2024%2C%20Action)%20(dev%20build)%20%5BPortable%5DCan someone tell me if this torrent has a virus or not
kaspersky
>>200004447White man post
>>200004467mogs me by about 1.5 inches
>>200004513Spider senses are tingling at this one
For sex havers: I sent a birthday message to exberg in april and we talked a lot, she seemed to enjoy it and really wanted to talk since she was finding a lot of time in the middle of work that day just to try to talk to me, it was non-stop and good conversational catch-up, then we just kind of mutually said goodnight at the end of the day and both stopped talking ever since. Slightly wanted her to but she didn't send me a message for my birthday in may in return, I suspect a conscious decision and basically continuing silence ever since. At which point is it enough time to talk again? It's not on bad terms at all but it's a very strange zone right now.
>>200004504Yeah it was great, and the 60 player multiplayer was mental for the time.
the ghost of john mcafee rattling chains at that magnet
>>200004513John McAfee's ghost just sent me a WhatsApp message saying I shouldn't go near this link
Canadian Jew tells young men to kill themselves if they don't like what the Jews are doing
https://youtu.be/3FbOHyJD_Mo?t=134
>>200004540screeaaming
>>200004513dophin porn of highest quality
>>200004534lol
>>200004567whats MAID then
>>200004567mostly white
>>200004594massive asian indian dicks
>>200004594medical assistance in dying
>>200004567finally a timmy extinction programme
>>200004594spacker euthanasia
>>200004567Rorke falling for fake, badly formatted headlines yet again.
>>200004549She's your ex. Unless you intend on getting back together, just remain permanently seperate
>>200004612rorke wont know what hit him>>200004613>>200004633shes probably right 2bf
>>200004651Big White Candle
Geopolitical question:India's economy is growing pretty quickly, as are their incomes. Do you reckon in the 2040s or so, we'll see jobs being outsourced to Africa instead? I'm a bit perplexed why we don't already outside of child slave labour. There's hundreds of millions of native English speakers in Africa, surely it makes sense?
>>200004617>>200004607calm down timmy lol
Rorke and the sweltering summer of 2024.
>>200004567That image looks entirely fakeFirstly, pic relatedSecondly, there seems to be no story resembling what you've posted on the CBC News page for that author: https://www.cbc.ca/news/author/christian-paas-lang-1.5201083Fact check status: you're a liar
>>200004687Stop seething Timmy
>>200004659Is more time apart good or bad? I'd consider trying to with her and I don't think it's an impossible thing either. I just don't know at which point it becomes too long or not long enough. It's been about 6-7 months. I still need more time to get into a better position for myself honestly.
emma radacanu is the ruby granger of the tennis world
>>200004513Kaspersky sending Spetznaz rapelling through my window spraying SMGs
>>200004687you need to sign up
>>200004711Rorke will believe literally anything that backs up his beliefs about Jews lol
noticing a trend here
Spastics raping your window? What are you on about mate
>>200004711Rorkey gets batteredEverywhere he goes
>>200004711what a fucking shocker man
>>200004733good analogy tbf
Some proper fucking retards in the last thread. I won't name names but you know who you are
>>200004740you mad asl
>>200004711>Fact check status: you're a liarwrong. hes a victim who got scammed by an image he saw online.
>>200004549She was worried about you but doesn't want to lead you into thinking she's interested in continuing to hear from you. She's away with a much better looking, wealthier, taller, whiter and more socially adept man now, it's time for you to move on.
>>200004769Yes, all of them refuse to attack Israel but attack every other country
the cans are inthe potato waffles and the bacon and the eggs and the cheese and that are in their proper placesand the canisters (of carlsberg export lager beer) are in (the house)
>>200004769Funny how NATO and the IDF aren’t on here
the gang has arrived
Jesus ref, call it! Rorke can't take much more!
>>200004821Hamas refused to attack israel?
>>200004828cans on a sunday is grimmo
Starting to love going to the gym Would happily exercise all day desu although need the body to rest and recover, such is life
any windows ltsc 2021 niggas in
im niggas lads
>>200004057Vile runtShall never forgive the way she treated ar Tony
>>200004731You can expect to still be in love with her for 3 years after you break up (assuming it was a long term relationship). You have a choice of reverting to how you were before and resetting the clock. You're are at risk of hanging on to a vague sense that you can rebuild the relationship. That's not a healthy position to rebuild your life.
>>200004821>Hamas>Refuse to attack IsraelRorke's mind should be studied
>>200004829Coincidentally nato has told us all it's enemies are inherently bad
>>200004850only 4 of themit's just too hot
We're just lucky that AIDS never evolved to become airborne
>>200004835jeremy vine dressing up as joey barton there
imagine if loosing your virginity was airborne
honestly dont even believe the israel hamas war is real, reckon its a big glorified stage performance to extract money from the west
>>200004903never too late
>>200004903Bad AIDS or Good AIDS?
>>200004903Read some stuff about early aids outbreak in yankland. Extremely grim reading. Gay people are wrong uns
suicide toil for me tonight
>>200004942This is what happens to your brain when you never leave your smelly childhood incel bedroom
wish the hamster would give it a rest on his feckin wheel
>>200004975pics and video pls
never see young men dying of AIDS these days
>>200004462Used to love the first game's online
>>200004903a highly infectious, deadly disease is just about the only thing that would save the planet at this point
>>200004975eat it
AIDS?
>>200004942be a lot cheaper if we blew them all upfewer deaths as well in the long run, because they're just gonna be killing each other like this foreverthat's infinite deaths, compared to a few million if we level the entire regionit's the kindest thing to do quite frankly
>>200005020nobodies got aids and i dont wanna hear that word here anymore
>>200005039what word?aids?
>>200005039thats not the quote
>>200004467got a 4 in peenor myselfdoesnt bother mei never use it
had a cheese and chicken toastie last night while steaminglush
>>200004965yeh you probably believe unicef adverts too you massive retard
>>200005061elon musk or someone should invent willy implants for short-peen white men such as us ffs
>>200004617brother, did you saw the timmycels reaction to Speed with the norway girls? damn they were absolutely FURIOUS
>>200005078im not white
>2009>Year 9 (aka the easiest year of school)>Head home each day with my mates spending the money my mum gave me for lunch on sweets at the corner shop>Get home>Stick on the playstation>Play MW2 with the boys until its time to go to bed>Rinse and repeatHalcyon days. Didn't know what I had until it was gonehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmTf1VhAn-o
Get them rimmed
>>200005093LOL aint nun dem lil timmies gon do
inhaling goyslop through my zoghole
the toil freaks are fully aware of their situation... it looms for them... the pre-loom loom
Cronem goons taking Emily back to the traphouse for a painful deformation procedure
>>200005093Fucking hell I'd love to go to that Norwegian end of school piss up. Apparently it's a month long booze-up and fuck festWhat did I do on my last day of school? Clocked in for my 5 hour shift at Sainsbury's of courseFUCK FUCK FUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKK
>>200005112>>200005093This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!
>>200005099Based fellow 1996 Chad
bacon baguette for lunch
>>200005146>What did I do on my last day of school? Clocked in for my 5 hour shift at Sainsbury's
>>200005139mmhmm timmy sr think she walking the dog! LOL
>>20000515595 my G
>>200005139kys spainfreak
>>200005093haha yeah wow it's almost like it's happening to you!way to go big guy! you're sure to have a really great wank session today
>>200005178it's jay
>>200005146haha i left school as early as possible while everyone else was having funoh and one girl had a go at me because i engaged with her in a flirty way lol
>>200005185demolished that brown
tummy hurts big time now
>>200005185sent that deliveroo worker on his bike
Tangfastic fried eggs for lunch
i used to work at poundlandama
>>200005099>Year 9
olympics and football start soonget in
Last day of skool Jamal grabs the Sharpie from Timmy and writes a lewd message on Emily's doughy yet firm left breast, she shudders in anticipation at what is to come
peng
my farts are of the rancid variety today
>>200005185Sent that mutant back to his swamp
>>200005178Everyone born between 1993-1997 is supremely based
>>200005267olympic football starts wednesdayand the rugby sevens
>>200005185put that coward in the ground
>>200005099>14 years old>sweetsisn't that a bit old for sweets?
Sir Slug Starmer
For all the posts the Belgian flag makes he's either two thingsSpainnonceOrA deliveroo worker
>>200005277mmhmm she's his property
>>200005288IT'S MIKE'S GOOGLE HISTORY
Looks like the colours on wheat crunchie packets have got more pale, any thoughts on this?
>>200005366tugging your little white willy as you type thesegrim grim existence
>>200005341Never too old for a lucozade, thai sweet chilli mccoys and some fizzy watermelons mate. Maybe a nuts mag if I have change
>>200005381another victim of the woke brigade
choon!xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZVhhnXOI84
>>200005366just like your fleshlight is YOUR propertyit's like your SLAVEit doesn't get any better than THIS does it mate?
Just deployed some excellent bait on another board. Already got some nibbles
>feel bad >imagine I'm being treated by two expensive hookers hired by somebody to cheer me up>feel betterit's that easy
>>200005408Slung that migrant back onto his dingy
>>200005408
imagine if every single /brit/ post you ever made was read out in court
squid game coronavirus
>>200005408catapulted that paki back to mecca
the 'rit
>>200005408sweet chin music'd that cunt back to islamabad
>>200005408Deliveroo driver crying into his iphone outside an Abrakebabra
>>200005408put that cunt on a plane back to lagos
Bradley Walsh testifying at the /brit/ court hearing
cant see belgium spain netherlands or canada postswould be nice to hide the responses to them as well
timmy melty LOL
business idea: deliverpoo
>>200005267imagine being anglo and having the strenght to watch football after losing 2 finals back to backIf i were you i'd start watching something better like american football
Finally did an oil change on my car for the first time, lads. Feeling pretty good about myself. Only been saying I need to do it for the past year and a half.
>>200005564>>200005570they're multiplying
filterberg going dupin' menal
>>200005564Sent that incel back to his smelly childhood room
>>200005556For the defence or prosecution? Reckon Warwick Davis would be involved too
>>200005561Mental how badly he mindraped you
>>200005409proper disappointed at my traction on twitter (currently x) after the thought provoking and controversial replies i was dishing out all night
new frank green and a sneaky linknew frank green and a sneaky link
just ate 2 out of date benecols
fake tan hands and a hoop!
just done a cummy honkers
STOP. LISTEN. CHICKEN. 8 SUCCULENT MINI FILLETS 6.99 *PING* BELIEVE IN DEALS BELIEVE IN CHICKEN kfc
>>200005604seen a lot of accounts on x recently trying to replicate 4chan humourjust doesn't work and is cringe
>>200005604Alistair
>>200005582this is why real chads walk and take the bus. leave mfilthy maintenance task to the jannies and drivers and other pathetic toil freaks
>>200005570Blud did you even get out the groups?
>>200005649>not going from your home straight to your destination
>>200005528I THINK I'M CUTE
>>200005681fat cunt
>>200005642same vibe as when redditors come here and try too hard to fit in by being le epic shiposter extroadinaire, posting nothing but the same shite over and over with zero creativity or originalitythey're like a battered puppyit's alright mate nobody's gonna downvote you if you don't fit in, you can express yourself
Big, hearty girls gagging for BBC thug rod
>>200005667 yeah, we lost against France
>>200005701does their company know that they are taking time out of their jobs to make tiktok videos?
>>200005006Frenchies see unusual animals and be like "eat it"
watching mr poppers penguins
>>200005701the gen z boss is so hot
>>200005701clapmeats getting paid to do nothing while timmy peckerwood is filling out those spreadsheets in the back just so the pale meats can afford rent to invite violent goons to bash their fannies in with their veiny mambas LOL
>>200005738yeah the first girl is the actual boss
>>200005754do you ever think about killing yourself mid-post
>>200005760she's not though is sheshe's the "boss" of a small team probablythere are many people above her
>>200005750'
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>>200005749that looks delish ngl
>>200005749Would love to try frog and would love to try hamster (they roast them in Peru) Don’t know why we don’t
>>200005749Going out to eat for them means going in their back garden to find anything with a pulse
>>200005738It's their company you fucking muppetWhy would the company care anyway? Probably doing ironman numbers in sales now
>>200005754That's exactly how it works
>>200005754actual mental problems
>>200005754cunt i was here at like 9 in the morning now it's 9 in the evening and you're still doing this shit
enjoying some time outside
>does their company know that they are taking time out of their jobs to make tiktok videos?
>>200005841it's got to be an AI
>>200005850LOL
>>200005728They gon get stretched and deformed, their faces covered in jungle slime
>>200005841he's profoundly mentally illmousenonce-levels of mental illness
fucking love garlic aioli. LOVE IT
>>200005835We love the wasians, don’t we folks?
>>200005868Fuck off
>>200005792Madeline Carroll has barely aged a day and im imagining doing Ophelia Lovibond and Felicity Jones at the same time
>>200005701Audio version?
>>200005885isn’t aioli just garlic mayonnaise?
I don't think I've ever seen the belgian make a post without the words timmy or clapmeat in it and he makes about 100 posts a day every day
>>200005845how are you able to control yourself with women almost naked in front of you????
>>200005890NoThey look sad to exist
lil timmy all red faced and shaking behind his gaming keyboard
>>200005890boggles the brain how hapa girls are mega fit like in the vid but the blokes turn out like elliot rodger
me on the right
>>200005930he will occasionally break character and defend palestine when the israel/palestine topic is brought upwhich is quite telling
>>200005932not an internet addiction porn-brained freak you see
>>200005930his ocd is the worst mental illness on /brit/ by far. needs detained
Jamaican yardies invading Emma's private space and jamming their fried chicken fingers up her slippery slit
Me? Still unemployed a whole week after being fired. It's over.
pissing on women during sex is aristocratic and nietzschean
Imagine the day the incel of Ypres saw that timmy post and a little light in the crevices of his rotten mind turned on
>>200005968thank god i grew up in a religious neighborhood, women like this don't exist where i come from
hahahaahahahahahahhahahahahhhAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAAH
>>200006003and what was that religion?
me? doing a BIG POO
>>200005996her eager slit tensing up when his finger slips in
>the incel of Ypres
Millennials are simply better than zoomers.
>>200006001>incel of Ypreswho
Idea. Passports to travel between councils. No more crime. No more illegal immigrants. More focus on local areas
>>200006013why are you replying to this larp you spastic?
>>200006001
business idea: reform the heptarchy with a bretwalda from wessex
>>200006078good post
>>200006003>i grew up in a religious neighborhoodAnd now you spend all your life posting about African men sexually.
>>200006041
lil timmy wanking to japanese drawings again
>>200006100
get the gay porn on
>>200006119corrr
>>200006001>incel of Ypres
>>200005491Kafkaesque
>>200005959Hello rabbi
>>200006013https://x.com/_Direct_News/status/1797689486299517137
i don't even live in belgium but cope on LOL
>>200006100opening his rectum to thugs on the downlow
Johto was a really crap region
Wanking to Japanese drawings again
>>200006104lol
>>200006056the world would genuinely be saved if every tiny region as small as a constituency or council were its own countrypeople wars are caused that way but its actually the opposite. consolidation into a few big nations is what causes bigger deadly battles and we have it so backwards
Actually imagine it. Everyone in his street is at church right now while he's masturbating to naked black men. Why would he even admit this.
>>200006152looks like a terrorist cell to meisrael need to bomb it ASAP
>>200005285halifax mentioned !!
gay porn pot noodle
>>200006174>he can’t resist opening the stubs and replying anywayLOL
That's right cocksucker! Go back to Undead Asylum!
>>200006169Oh well then I guess that makes all your bbc posts normal then, crack on
>>200006169yes we know spainmongyou live in your smelly childhood bedroom in chester
>>200006190looks peng desu not gonna lie
>>200006181>as small as a constituency or council were its own countryThat's essentially what feudalism was and existed in the England until the 17th century and Scotland until 1746.
>>200006185Bro, Israel would get btfo by Belgium.Our military is very competent
shit thread for shit heads
adam barratt the heir to the barratt homes empire
do not reply to the Nonce
>ACKSUALLY I USE A VPN TO LIL TIMMY POST/brit/ btfo’d once again sadly
Belgium póster is easily the most mentally ill regular here. He mogs mousenonce and spaino in that regard
what's for lunch lads?need ideas
>>200006264
>>200006245lolbelgium isn't even a real country it's just a bunch of french and wogs like you
>>200006250Sir Adam Barratt PhD QC AudiA3
>there is a yank rap group called the nonceKWABhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4LjVKcKmeI
>>200006215im not spaino either>>200006213cheers x
>>200006181used to think this but its impossible post globalization, the level of organization needed to get anything done cant be reached without a strong central authority
>>200006255You’ve been replying to and seething and seething about him all thread mate
might order a cheeky 'aki 'za
test2
>>200006208your son gwyndolin, whatever happened there
>>200006204i have them blocked in ublock so the post doesnt exist, its not a stub and i cant open it even if i wanted to
>>200005775lmao
>>200000000
>>200006294your mind has just been cucked by bureaucrats
>>200006264fish fingers>>200006299had that fri night
>>200006330Didn’t ask, freak
>>200006345and yet you were told
>>200006335Wasted on anime ffs
>>200006353flummoxed that lummox
>>200006264steak and potato waffles and broccoli i thinkstill haven't decided
look at the time lads*looks at the time*
>>200006340nah i would love it honestly but its not feasible
>>200006294actually its the opposite. bigger consolidated nations and companies have less motive to coordinate with others since they all feel they can take command. small ones cooperate by necessity
>>200006375
>>199999999>>200000000>>200000001
Filled the water bottle with juice x
>>200006399>poo post was 1 offfuck SAKE
>>200006399of course the poo get was wasted in that faggot's forced gimmick thread
rorke playing with his rubber ducky in the bath
>>200006384we have it so backwards. this is genuine cheat code for human progress but it relies on us understanding counter intuitive information so we failed the test
>Channel 4 only have season 2-4 of Lego Masters Australia>Channel 9 (aus channel) won’t allowing streaming in the UKFUCK SAKE lads, gonna have to slap a HDMI in my work laptop and find a streaming site to catch s1, s5 and s6 like an absolute runtWhy the fuck would C4 just get 3 random series’ anyway?
Sorry MN but this is important *pops a lit firework down your y-fronts*
>>200006438
>>200006470>>200006395actually youre right it could work im not dreaming big enoughj fuck this gay ass earth
>>200006479bit early
wahey check out this captcha lads
>look captcha never interesting
>>200006551i'm proud of you
>>200006551that says POPN
