this broke him edition
>>200028181Grim
holy based
I had it about up to here with you and your nonsense
>>200028217omggg haha you freak x
What the hell is "internet knowledge"Sounds like a boomer phrase
aff tae bed
>>200028245bye heathermong
quadranglequite a mysterious word
>>200028245ugly bloke
it looms
>>200028250you're so right then
Might start making crypto pump and dumps
>>200028257surely thats not a word, you just made that one up didnt you?
gf’s year 6 leaver assembly tomorrow xx
Ah, you've finally made it. Do come in and I'll pop the kettle on.
>>200028307
Hate them types what know things offa 'net innit
>>200028288you'd be a fool to trust mei'll be posting more suspicious words later on, but as a teaser... hyperplane
>>200028322it's a awful type of knowledge which no one is impressed by these daysjust keep your reddit ahh mouth shut if all you can say is some cringe fact you saw on a youtube video
>>200028252who? >>200028258actually hes very fit x
>>200028347Mate are you trying to say "trivia"?
playing internet knowledge pursuit with the family
>>200028369maybe but i am specifically referring to the internet borne phenomenon
Talked to the loud Indian guy in the office earlier and he was actually a really nice guy and a decent chat. Good life lesson to never budget a book by its cover.
funny poo
where is acceptable to get my knowledge from?
>>200028395>budget a book
>>200028268>pintsat least she's fucking white men
>>200028403Your dreams
>>200028395>never budget a book by its cover.
piety
>>200028395I wonder....
>>200028181>ManchesterKentucky
literally cannot fit in my book cover budget along with my rent because work doesn't pay
imagine a foursome with penny mordaunt, angela rayner, and kamala harris
>>200028403Books unironically
literally cannot look out of my window without seeing a stunning young blonde woman with a perfect body, really doing my nut
>>200028444Why is she wearing pants
>>200028461What if I'm reading the book on the internet
>>200028451all bbc only
>>200028431
>>200028451who's the fourth woman
>Teenage boy, 15, is shot dead at 'Teletubbies Park' in Notting Hill during 'family fun day' as six men are arrested
>>200028451get priti patel's stupidly fat plump arse in there as well and you have a deal
>>200028470I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about popcorn knowledge.
>>200028403Where it's acceptable to get your knowledge from.
>>200028461what if l watch youtube videos by authors?
>Russian missile attack on Ukraine’s largest hospital complicates treatment of kids with cancer
Teletubbyland is a perfect fit for the bright, modern optimism of Blair’s New Labour: a clean, modern, aspirational world of universal abundance, where there is no longer any need for conflict or unhappiness because technology will deliver for all.It’s pure Third Way. Teletubbyland is tidy, hygienic and futuristic, but not cold or forbidding. Bunnies roam around nibbling the lush grass and flowers, while the Teletubbies themselves live in a structure worthy of Grand Designs (launched two years after Teletubbies): a grass-roofed eco-home built into the hillside, filled with smart gadgets that cater to their every need.Like good citizens of the End of History, the Teletubbies potter about this bright vision of what Aaron Bastani called “fully automated luxury communism” on short, directionless adventures. Their basic needs are met by automation, including a robot that cleans, another that makes food, and speakerphones that provide structure to their lives by emerging from the ground to announce what the Teletubbies will do next.When they aren’t pursuing these mini-quests, they interact playfully with one another or consume short videos from human world, broadcast to them via a windmill-like aerial. This is picked up by the antennae that appear to be organic parts of their bodies, causing them to writhe in delight, and the images appear on screens embedded into their abdomens.Everything in this aimless, media-loving, robot-tended cyborg existence is overseen by the most benign imaginable surveillance device: a baby’s face, smiling and gurgling inside the warm, life-giving sun. It’s a vivid picture of a population contained within a heavily controlled environment structured around meeting their needs, where activity is mostly consumption-oriented and pre-programmed by third parties.In a way, we are all Teletubbies now.
>>200028490
>>200028514As long as its not boiled down popcorn knowledge (which it probably will be)
it's a racket for the jews
>>200028538scremaing
anyone here like sardines? have a tin of them in my pantry staring me down, bit scared to eat them
my jewish neighbours are making a racket
>>200028510in her prime she was the fittest woman on earth
on the pastis
Gonna watch a fil, choose it for me:A) The Wild One (1953)B) Godzilla Minus OneC) Spirited AwayD) Hidden FortressE) Children of MenF) Barry Lyndon
>>200028560theyre yummyyyyyy
>>200028479you
tinned sardine sliding straight down the ol' jappers
>fil
>>200028578>Godzilla Minus Onethis one its good fun
>>200028586how do you eat them? i got a tin that are spiced in tomato sauce, do i just eat cold sardines in cold tomato sauce?
>>200028560i like fresh sardines i guess, they taste like any other fish, although some times they can have a strange bitter taste. don't know about tinned
Wonder if the toilfu does ass to mouth
>do i just eat cold sardines in cold tomato sauce?
I've got eight melons now. EIGHT.
>>200028578The Wild One is really good, heavily influenced the rockers subculture of the 1960s (i.e the enemies of the mods)
I can't message girls on hinge. It's over.
I learned that some people literally just eat baked beans straight out of the tin without even heating them up
>>200028624well?
>>200028560used to fry em in chopped chili's and lemon juice and have em on toast
>>200028607i like stirring them into a tomato sauce and then stirring that into some nice pasta
The level of literacy and general knowledge in this country is genuinely fucking shocking. The education system has utterly failed an entire generation of young people.
OHHHHHHHH MASSAI'M GONNA SQUIRT
guess the ethnicity of the brown girlgo on
>>200028631no melons
>>200028644get a black man hinge account booked
>>200028578Barry Lyndon, not even a question
time for a nice oily wank
>>200028653feel like this isn't really true
>>200028631I just want two, on my face
Get a grinch booked
>>200028607I eat them with buttered toast.
>>200028653anglo education is designed to make you thickyanks are even worse
>Teen thief killed when he runs in path of city bus after snatching cellphone: video
>>200028657why is owen jones so determined to keep autistic children in a state of permanent prepubescence?
>>200028683paedophile dog whistle
>>200028560love me some deanz. put them in some toast with mayo and pepper
What's the QRD on the weirdo that always spams this general with comments about black dicks?
>>200028560I fried them in olive oil and red pepper flakes once and had them on rice, pretty good
>>200028598he doesn't watch fils
dont like butter or mayo me, both foods seem too close in appearance and consistency to semen
>>200028715it's spaino
love films, i do.
>>200028696l'm sure you have a theory
>>200028653The current education system isn't fit for purpose. If we were a country serious about our future then fixing it should be top priority.
>>200028548mere sexual relief for skimask wearing goons
hungry for..... guess
>baked beans straight out of the tin cold Only Brits could be so vile man
nothing to smile about in my life
>>200028578>F) Barry Lyndongreat film but its a bit late to start now
>>2000287321) you're missing out because butter and mayo are both peng2) nowt wrong with semen
>>200028696he can't top someone who successfully went through pubertyuse your brain
>>200028665melon-less wanker. You're not getting any of mine.
>>200028737porno?
>>200028733qrd on spaino?
>>200028758KAHTEEM
>A 15-year-old boy has been shot dead during a 'family fun day' event at a park in Notting Hill.>The park had been hosting 'Park Lime', an annual event organised by the Caribbean Music Association which bills itself as a 'family fun day' with DJs, carnival stalls and Caribbean food kiosks.
>>200028747poo
/brit/ goes on take me out
two scariest words in the english language: child psychiatrist
>>200028691lmao he died?kekseen the vidit's in brazil but everyone on twitter tried blaming muslims for it for some reason
>>200028773most autistic man ever to believe he's not autistic
>>200028788
>>200028797how did a child become a psychiatrist
on the lemsip
>>200028763one time when i was 6 my mum put too much butter on my sandwich, it was overflowing from the sides, pouring out. told her it was too much and i didnt want it, she started screaming and yelling at me and i cried and hid in the backyard for the rest of the day. to this day still dont like butter. mayo reminds me of butter too much. and semen. same as cheese.
what a jamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6y20VCCal4
>>200028812go to bed heathermong you fucking psycopath
mumenberg finally bought tasty candies
>>200028812PHWOARRRRRRRRRRRR
>>200028773there was an annoying retard that used to post here who was in spain and claimed to have a spanish gf, his name is adam barrett. he stopped posting here after that and a tranny from /r9k/ called tilde adopted his personality
Verification not required.
>>200028812
>>200028817HAH
>>200028851yakub
>>200028829i'm sorry your mum abused youmy mum once force fed me mustard from the jar with a teaspoon after i swore at her
>>200028829pathetic. grow up
>>200028812mmhmm
>>200028888
sagb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqhnnQ4Phew
a great terror looms... have mercy... have mercy!
>>200028887
>>200028869its an integral part of me, been this way for over 25 years, dont want to change.
>>200028851he looks 30 and 60 at the same time
me and the wife
>A young man shot dead in broad daylight in South London has been named by police, as officers appealed for witnesses to the 'terrible' crime.>Jesse Lloyd-Smith, 20, was shot in East Surrey Grove, Peckham, shortly before 5pm on July 20.
weird to think that my semen is out there, somewhere in the world. flushed down the toilet in some tissue paper, or tied up in a plastic condom at some landfill...
>>200028924flushing semen down the loo is a massive waste of water
>>200028908how do you cook a steak without butter?
>>200028653Just some of the things many 16 year olds don't know (personal experience):>How to count money or make change>How to read a page of text out loud without stumbling over multiple, simple words>How to look things up in a dictionary (or even in some cases what a dictionary is)>How to use MS Word, save documents or create a folder on a computer>Who Winston Churchill or what the Battle of Britain was>A single quote from the Bible or Shakespeare>Could not find North Africa on a map (of Africa)
>>200028924get this thought a loti haven't figured out a satisfatory resting place for semen yetalthough sometimes i think that animals just spunk on the ground all the time so it's natural
All of you need to get married
>>200028935find steak to be a very boring food personally, dont cook it much, but when i do i cut off a bit of the fat, render it in the pan and just use that
>>200028973I can't breed
>>200028946>source: daily mail comments section
>There are people itt who don't compost their sementut tut tutWhat would Greta say?
>>200028946Hang around with a lot of 16 year olds do you?
>>200028946my 11 yr old niece can do all of these you just hang out with retard kids
>>200028984Just have sex
>>200028994it's semen not radioactive waste just leave it where it lands
Rorke's Last Stand (2065)
>>200028985>>200028996Source: I'm a sixth form teacher in a supposedly 'good' college
>>200029008this nigga got a crusty carpet
>>200029013Ever knob the girls?
>>200029013nonce
I can’t poo.
>>200029013nonce detector going haywire
>>200028977grim little chink
>>200029013Are the girls cheeky
not looking forward to toil next weekcold/flu symptoms and it's hotcold sweats all week
>>200028920
>>200029063not a chink at all. dairy is incredibly overrated.
>>200029088tf tp
>>200029076take a week offon me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4KrOxh51wE
what would happen to Bradley posting if he died suddenly?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPWxExGk7PM
In the junglehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQlByoPdG6c
culture should enforce gender roles extremely strictly its better for mental health and cultural and literal fecundity
>>200029107
>>200029105She's a woman. She was never logical.
>>200029102only a month in to my new job and we have month end coming updon't want to get a reputation as a shirker
AHAHAHAHAHBRADELY WALSH IMAGES REACTING TO SOMEONE DYINGLOOOOL XDDDDD SO FUNNEHSO ORIGINAL !!WELL DONE!!! DO IT AGIAN!!
>>200029043No. Being a nonce and becoming a teacher is like being an animal lover and going to work in an abattoir. I have nothing but a profound loathing for every retarded phone-addicted, know-nothing useless zoomer cunt who passes beneath my sight.
>>200029049same end of my tether with pooing
>>200029127Alistair
>>200029108would chock this sissy bitch on my cock
>>200029127
not sure ill ever get a wife, dont have any swagger me
>>200029117I agree
>>200029134um
>>200029013you teach the spastic class then in the kingdom of the blind and all that
>>200029128you sound bitterprobably because you do a terrible job for 20k a year
>>200029117So you'd ban pantomime then
simply impossible to rent a flat that isn't a grim hovel in this country
>>200029127why do you hate the singular bradleyposter so much heathermong?what did he do to you?
>>200029108why is she crying
>>200029128Just correct their behaviour
>>200029008There are 3 acceptable places semen should land.1. in a woman2. on a woman3. on some toilet/tissue paper ready for disposal. We live in a civilisation and anything else is subhuman.
>>200029128I'd be knobbing them if I were you. Especially the fit ones.Pretty sure I'm pre-rejected from applying for a pgce
>>200029162Enjoy work tomorrow ;)
>>200029117no. ban gender. no gender, no transing. only sex is real.
Some of you guys are alright, don't go to Barcelona tomorrow.
>>200029128so you're saying there isn't even one single student you teach that isn't a phone-addicted, know-nothing useless zoomer?
>>200029190let it be known that if you ever come round my gaff you WILL be stepping in dried up old spaff
putting off going to bed because I need to change my bedsheets first and I hate doing it
>Paris is Burning star and trans advocate Carmen Xtravaganza dies aged 62
>>200029216bit late to be doing thatwhy didnt you do it earlier>?
all the kids l know are pretty smart
At a girl out and she said I’m amazing at itWish my willy worked as well as my tongue
>>200029210>anti-tourist protest>at least 4 palestine flagswhat the fuck is the connection?
arse lad night
>UPDATE: Child ejected and killed after OKC I-35 crash, driver takes off
>>200029237know many kids do ya?
>>200029165£700 a month for an actual crackden in a town where most jobs are min wage
>>200029247They ran out of Ukraine flags
>>200029261
When you trim your pubes it feels like you have a new penis
>>200029235as I mentioned earlier I dislike doing it
>>200029238have never ate a girl outi dont see how it could be more pleasureable that fingering/fucking, either.
we cum tit village
Is anyone in the UK fuckwitted enough to pronounce "Fage" as "Fa-Yeah"?
You're telling me the new president is a camel?
>>200029211A handful, but fewer and fewer that seem to be worth the time every year. And even the smart ones are less intelligent, less hard-working than their predecessors. What was once just normal or average is now deemed 'exceptional'. We used to get some actual certified genius tier kids. Now even the ones applying to Oxbridge aren't particularly impressive. There's something deeply, deeply wrong with the generation who have come up in the last 4-5 years.
>>200029286ukraine is an outpost of jewish imperialism like israel
which city has the best coat of arms
>>200029303Fa-yeah
>>200029213I would never go to your gaff or invite you to mine. I've got wool carpets at nearly £60 a square metre. Keep your cum away.
>>200029305camel arse (harris is cockney slang for an arse)
>>200029318Ukraine is uniroically a throwback Third Reich fascist state.
>>200029334You're telling me this coat is made of arms?
pic to make you happy
>>200029303Love eating some Fage, and so does this lad >>200029238
>>200029269looked at a flat in Bath that was £800 had no washing machine and kitchen was one stove outrageous
>>200029343i don't spaff on other people's carpets ladunless it's socially acceptable like at an orgy
>>200029315something to do with spending their formative years at home socially isolated and learning nothing so they didn't get the sniffles
>>200029352and israel isnt?
>>200029352shut up commiemong/heathermong/asf
>>200029378this country's finishedthink i have to spaff my savings buying a flat cos the mortgage repayments will be more affordable than rent on an equivalent flat
>>200029379I would never hold an orgy at my home. I would never attend an orgy and yes I have been invited to an orgy.
>>200029303hate that ad
>>200029418You're telling me the building is flat? How do you plan to live in a 2D building?
>>200029393just shave it offonly way for a white man to thugmax anyway
>>200029431like a fucking nun
imagining marrying the cute receptionist girl again
IT LOOMS
>>200029295I dunno something so intimate about having your face in a girls fanny
>>200029450alri tim
can we all just take a moment to appreciate this sexy tarot deck
>>200029449Group sex is degenerate and probably homoerotic. I've had a threesome with two women and it was not an experience i'd repeat.
>>200029508serious SERIOUS troon vibes from this post
BREATHE AIR
>>200029508alri hannibal
If 1 is digust and 10 is love, the aesthetic of a vagina is a 5 at best
>>200029508i'm a Capricorn. give me a prediction.
squealing
>>200029546>>200029565nobody cares about your ugly fat women heathermong
>>200029546>>200029565>tattoosI can't wank to this....
Watching The New Normthink this could give King of the Hill a run for their money
>>200029550bet you think cock is a 10
>>200029609
had 3 pints of cider on an empty stomachand then 3 mcdoublesthe burgers were lush but fucking hell the cider is still rotting my gutsHATE alcohol. used to drink every day. swore it off but my bastard mate always asks me to go out.
>>200029589its funny how modern western redditoid types think they are so above silly cultural norms and such influencing their behaviours but then are like this
>>200029565You're holding in your belly, darling. Let it flow in all its glory
tinnitusberg flaring up again
spastic little runtshttps://youtu.be/qwB3vJY5CDE
>>200029589actual severe mental illnesshard to believe these are real "people"
>>200029669KAHTEEM
*soars miles above your silly cultural norms*
>>200029609Nah cocks are all veiny, though at least it's all skin and not a flesh hole There's a reason one term for sex is "bumping uglies"
>>200029686most of them are probably bots
>>200029630Have you considered partaking in non alcoholic drinks?
>>200029630>3 mcdoublesfat cunt
>>200029718wog poof
what's your favourite cult
>>200029725prepare for trouble and make it a mcdouble
>>200029732atheism
>>200029725i only had a butty for lunchdrinking a litre of milk nowcomes out to 2200 calories for today. under my 3k goal but not too bad.
>>200028395>never budget a book by its cover
>>200029686media propaganda is powerful we've already seen four years of him but they still think he is literally the next Hitler
>>200029732that one what drank the kool aid, they sounded interesting
>>200029732mr beast
>>200029732Genestealers
>>200028578>fil,
Barry Lygma
ok /brit/i have a confession to makemy dad is turkish but i call people n-words and wogs and pakis here hehehei look white though
We don't really want what we think we want
>>200029803Did you know that parts of Turkey was colonised by the Normans?
You only really keep what you share
>>200029838normans can fuck off back to normland simple as
mist,or beast
>>200029803Ah that's ok anonThe whole point of this site is to make everyone hate everyone, including yourself. You're probably doing quite well
thoughts on dating polish girls?
Older than my parents were when I was born and yet I don't have a child nor a girl to impregnate, need to get a move on
>>200029732god kuzya>Popov subsequently stopped presenting himself as a bishop and claimed to be a god[1][16][32]. Kuzya wrote[28][33] that he has three natures: God - 82.5% (Spirit, Soul), man - 2.5% (body, creative energy), and love - 15% (Theotokos). He also wrote[28][33] that Christ is 60% God and 40% man. Popov believes that he is the incarnation of the following persons[1][14][16][33][34]: “soul helpers living in Cuz” - Jesus Christ (0.8%), Theotokos (0.8%), Sergius of Radonezh (0.4%), Archangel Gabriel (0.4%), John the Baptist (0.4%), Prophet Elijah (0.4%), Prophet Moses (0.4%), H. P. Blavatsky (0.4%); ”the rest (minor)” - Joseph the Betrothed, the prophet Ezekiel, Abraham, Solomon, Adam, St. Prince Vladimir, St. Nicholas, Great Martyr Catherine, Tsesarevich Alexis, Gaius Julius Caesar, M. V. Lomonosov, M. Y. Lermontov, Shiva, E. I. Roerich. In one of his speeches Popov stated that “I was the God who created Christ. Eight times more than Christ, I have already done."[29].>Kuzya, the name he allows himself to be called, is attributed to a parrot that once lived with him[32][33][34][21].
>>200029891curious waft of curry from this post. fuck off back to your bangladeshi slum you smelly paki
>>200029901kurwa
>>200029922gem
the streets are calling out of purple aki's return
>>200029966think he's the foreign secretary now
>>200029922Had a chicken tikka sandwich earlier, might be that sorry
just done a massive pooit was like one of those big snakey dildos coming out my arse
Mirrors the slump of my life as a whole in the past 6 months
Think I might be gay-leaning biI am still attracted to women but nothing excites me more than sucking and fucking huge white cocks
>>200029901my polish friend said that polish food is "dank but has lots of onions so makes you smell like shit" so get used to that
>>200029803i watched the euros, turks are as white as any other mediterranean people
>>200030019imagine caring about the duolingo leaderboardsit's full of bots anyway who cheat their way to the top
>>200030111turks are identical to greeks or southern italians
>>200030144>>200030144
