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poo smells hehe :)
Very few things in this world can come close to the perfection that is a soft boiled egg.
It's over for RorkePic related
>>200030160
what are your thoughts on genetic segregation for conservation purposes and also eugenic purposes of humans, and all other living things.
>>200030200Start with the Irish.
so Mr Brown, what's your favourite MMO?>WOWthat's great, and how do you feel when playing it?>I FEEL GOOD
>>200030200s'alri
>>200030200i don't really care about that but it would be nice if european countries could adopt similar policies to japan
Think I might be gay-leaning bil am still attracted to women but nothing excites me more than sucking and fucking huge white cocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RxRRLc9nKs
>>200030257thoughts on circumcised vs non?
I want to knob 16 year old girls
>>200030237likely the greatest post to ever grace /brit/
>>200030268mohammad with the questions were all thinking
>>200030288oh dear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUlNtj8xFK4
>>200030286non ofc, circumcised penises are ugly
>>200030160>poo smells
>>200030352o-oh*hides my penis*
get the trannies posted
how do all the ppl saying they support israel and general american policy in the middle east because they hate muslims square that with the fact america supports saudi arabia, and saudi arabia funds islamic terrorism and actively promotes it's extremist brand of islam worldwide, including in the uk?
>>200030376
>>200030388Jesus christ
cooking croque monsieur
>>200030430it's gone midnight mate
>>200030418SUUUGOOIIIIIIII JAPAAAAAAAN
>>200030257I'm bi but never done anything with either sex. Just feels weird to go and do an intimate thing with someone you've never met, and I don't meet many people
>>200030387I think they just memhole it or come up with some cope about MBS and how he’s ‘modernising’ Saudi Arabia
>>200030418don't understand how someone this beautiful is stuck working in a kitchen
>I'm bi but never done anything with either sex.
Swagwan mandem?
>>200030430well la-di-da mr French man
>>200030486Becos they’re a diamond dozen over there
>>200030501nun f@m
>>200030511
The UK has never recovered from the BBC axing the Eastenders Sunday omnibus
PENG! (like she's fit, not her name)
>>200030542i couldn't date a gooknot saying they are ugly exactlybut i couldn't empathise with them or see them as fully humani think it's because i didn't see many gooks growing up
In bedGot the tranny porn on
absolutely starving but there's fuckall open round me lads... rough night ahead
>>200030542wow and she has a twin!
>>200030582Met a jap bird once with a fat arse, she saw me looking and smiled at me. I just froze in terror, then she walked away. Never saw her again.
messaging bottoms on grindr
>>200030585literally me fr
>>200030585
get the techjeets hired
>Huddersfield man exposed by pedophile vigilante group - they were wrong but he died after taking overdose
>>200030486one pretty modern woman that isnt whoring herself out and youre complaining.
>>200030585KTIMH
>>200030624>he died
>>200030624
>>2000306012 medium boiled eggs so the yolk is jammy, cut in half, salt and pepper. Glass of milk or water.
>>200030662would prefer starving to death
>>200030685fat toddler
CHAD NEUTRALISED
>>200030624that's why those vigilantes are absolute scum
>>200030685You’d prefer Mohammed’s kebab drenched in spunk I suppose
mongolians have the highest testosterone of any nationalityjapanese have the lowestthe duality of gooks
only time I make jammy eggs is when I'm marinating them overnight to have with ramen
>Luke Littler, 17, 'SPLITS with his girlfriend Eloise Milburn, 21,' - with darts sensation 'very upset' after 10-month relationship comes to an endbloody sad that
>>200030700don't sign your posts
>>200030721funny how japan was the one asian country the mongols were unable to conquer
I want to replicate a sandwich I got from a place that was absolutely amazing, it was egg mayonnaise, avocado, tomato, spinach and sriracha. What's the best egg mayonnaise to buy or is it better to make yourself?
>>200030723>making gook food at homegrimnever tastes right
>>200030769>17>21
>>200030743looks like shes wafting away her farts
todlussy
>>200030794Better to make yourself
>>200030772fuck you
>>200030795might actually just be a skill issue there la
>>200030601swear since covid everything shuts at like 11 was never like that before
>>200030796it's not noncey if it's a woman
the absolute madman
>>200030818i can cook any other type of food well
>>200030795learn to cook mate
>>200030837Ruby Granger ass fit
>>200030819might be the case. defo remember some tesco expresses at least being 24hr but no longer. sad state of affairs really
>>200030819happened here too, walmarts arent 24 hrs anymore as a big examplecompanies cant/wont hire enough people ever since covid
>>200030814I thought that would probably be the case maybe I'll copy that Japanese one.
>>200030837Maisie would look 100X better if she was a chunker desu
reckon if you don't know how to make egg mayonnaise you need locking up in an asylum
>>200030854i can cook you need gooks to cook gook food decently
>>200030884Half the times the pre-made stuff has far too much salt in them. Not only that, you’ll find the odd bit of egg shell in there too. Only tiny but it’s annoying
>>200030795ignore the other cooklets you need to put a shitload of msg in it like they do at the chinky
>>200030894no she wouldn't, she's straight up uggers
>these world leaders have been in charge since before the 90sbloody disgusting that
>>200030934Fuck up cunt
>>200030934yeah thats definitely proportional
wtf this ho just messaged me
>watch cooking with lau channel>buy proper chink ingredients not fuckin blue dragon>suddenly make better than takeaway at homeit's that simple
>>200030956yeah thought that it would be something like thatweird ingredients and loads of themlike any european or middle eastern dish you need to add like 2x the oil/butter/salt/herbs/spices they say on online recipes
probably eat 500 litres of mayo in a year but never made the stuff
impregnate all the women
>>200030934What I'd do is first crack some eggs then put mayonnaise into it, then stir it together
>>200031026it takes 2 minutes to make your own mayo, but the trouble is even 1 egg yolk can emulsify like half a litre of oil so you can't really just make a small amount
>>200030948I'll make it myself then.
>>200030743very short skirt!
felt a nice dog today
aff tae bed
>>200031106yeah?
>>200031143don't know if this bloke is a nonce but he probably is most trannies are
Can't poo or piss just fart all bleeding night and day
>In 2016, Anthony Bourdain stated in Parts Unknown that "I think MSG is good stuff ... You know what causes Chinese restaurant syndrome? Racism".[72]
>>200031190>On June 8, 2018, Bourdain died while on location in France, filming for Parts Unknown, of suicide by hanging.
sharing my ip range with some fucking freaks. my word
cant beat a boiled egg. the perfect food
>>200031266we've all been theremy ip range kept being used by some nonce that would spam weird shit on the weeb boards
Wish a nuclear war would happen.
>>200031273Those are raw.
>>200031080separating the yolk from the whites sounds hard
>>200031273What the fuck is thatJust soft boil the eggs and pour them onto some bacon. Pepper can fuck off. Fancy cuntAwful
>>200031313why?
>>200031374just think it would be interesting, everythings so fucking boring
>>200031040all the white women with black seed
>>200031392what is your dad like
what the frick, didnt even realise
pepper is fancy according to these niggas IM DONE
>>200031345No they’re not.
the job centre making me speak to people is discrimination
british culture?
>>200031365it's a piece of piss, crack the egg in half, but keep the halves upright, then tip the yolk from one half shell to the other a couple of times and all the white just falls out
>>200031266My mobile network keeps getting rangebanned because someone keeps spamming blacked copypasta on /v/Also a freak who is obsessed with Hunter Schafer on /tv/Once got a ban for someone spamming "nappy poo attack" over and over again on /tv/ too
>>200031407post your time played
Spam. Cooking in soy sauce. Will top with parmajawn. On a bun. Delicious.
also keep the whites to make meringues or cocktails
Imagine living in mousenonce's IP range. Must be infuriating lmao
>>200031465looks and sounds fucking disgusting
>Once got a ban for someone spamming "nappy poo attack" over and over again on /tv/ too
>>200031445might try that if you say it's a piece of piss, always sounded fiddly to me heard of people doing it with a bottle too
>>200031484You haven’t seen the finished product yet. Don’t be hasty
>>200031411On eggs it's fancy
>>200031484We can’t all have refined tastes like me, it’s ok.
>>200031491>heard of people doing it with a bottle tooyeah that's weirdo freaks who gag if they touch raw egg with their fingers, need rounding up and shot tbqh
>>200031491You can just get an egg separator in Poundland
>>200031509Basic seasoning isn’t fancy mate
Brewing a foul samyang budak spiced poo.
>>200031460Couldve sworn it was a little more recently like March or April, maybe it doesnt track all of the mods>>200031476Why
WYPIPO NO SEASON DEY EGGS
Got some blueberries in the fridge there. Might snack on those in a minute.
one of my cousins once told me i was posh because i buy cheddar in a block instead of pre grated
Had constant stomach pain along with diarrhea for about a year now and the NHS still havent fixed it. Whats even the point in paying tax?
Rorke putting salt and pepper on his fry up and calling it an ‘ Anglais complet’
gentsplease forgive me don't mean to interrupt your incel postingbut there isn't a single cloud in the sky and the moon looks STUNNING tonightgive it a gander if you'd be so kindstars look amazing too if you know your constellationsthat is all
You lads DO pay your county tax, right?
>>200031563Howling
the scariest thing about someone like kay from kay's cooking is how genuinely representative she is of british cooking ability and tastes
>>200031563its actually mental how mongy and lazy poor british people are
>>200031453was it in the doctor who general
For me it’s extra mature cheddar. Better if they’ve formed those crystals they have sometimes. Absolutely lovely.
>>200031597dad saw me reading a book when I was 10 and he complimented me for reading he hasn't read a book his entire lifereminds me of that scene from the boondocks
>>200031609did you know those crystals are the excretions of little mites that live in the cheese?
Never understood who you can post on this site and still be a person who watches the new completely woke dr who’s/ Star Wars tv series’ etcThose threads on tv have thriving generals
The Cheesemites, as it were.
DELICIOUS
>>200031654looks like elton john farted on it
Mums new bf snores so loud I can't sleep
>>200031628They’re doing gods work
>>200031654bro is eating refined pig anuses
>>200031645they watch so they can complain online.
>>200031645hate watching/listening makes up a majority of some media's consumption
>Smiling' female postal worker, 48, is brutally shot and killed while delivering mail as locals mourn 'mom of the neighborhood'
>>200031654All that is missing is a fried egg
>>200031602No idea never checked
>>200031578cloudy where i am xx
>>200031668u've been done
>>200031701>Special delivery, bitch
>>200031701she was killed while the locals were mourning someone else?
>>200031578fuck off gangstalking fucking jew cunt
>>200031722
>>200031645they really don'tactually look at their generals and you'll see it's full of schizos shitposting random spam that has nothing to do with the showsjannies just use it as containment
mfs be 23 with no license okay spongebob
>>200031740heh, what a bunch of crazies.wait a minute....
Novgorod PrincipalityBuckbreak Balt rebelsBuckbreak Finno-Ugroid rebelsBuckbreak Proto-MuscovitesBuckbreak KievBuckbreak LithuaniansBuckbreak PolandBuckbreak Swedes/FinnsBuckbreak HorsefuckersYeh its gaming time
this nigga really interrupting my incel posting at 5 to 1 on a monday nigga
>>200031749driving is for yanks and people who live on farms
here's a report that gives a clue on the woke elites plan for irelandhttps://www.amnesty.org/en/location/europe-and-central-asia/western-central-and-south-eastern-europe/ireland/report-ireland/
>>200031769FAGGOT
>>200031749I don't have a car
>>200031645Americans
Right well unless there's cause to celebrate 22 July, I can hear gunshots outside
Imagine being an adult and not knowing how or being able to drive a carHoly fuck
>the woke elites
here's a report that gives a clue on the woke elites plan for the united kingdomhttps://www.amnesty.org/en/location/europe-and-central-asia/western-central-and-south-eastern-europe/united-kingdom/report-united-kingdom/
>>200031813irish diaspora
Dont drive. Think l'd just end up screaming with my eyes closed and driving off a bridge
oh, you're a woke
Woke mob outside my house again
>>200031828everyone on that show is irish diaspora
not funny
irish diaspoo RA
what can we learn from this
>cyclists in australia have to display a numberplatejesus christ lol
Woke just flew over my house
>>200031871Blues are the last white people on earth
Woke mob telling people their ‘funny’ captcha like anyone cares
>>200031871if we did this here my county would be deep, deep red!
>>200030144>euroshopperthis thread has now been taken over by the finn gang
wish i was sucking some anime girls cock right now
>>200031871america delenda est
>>200031871Wait a second...that population distribution...
>>200031871shitty meme map that only retards would believe? i don't know, all we can learn is that you're a tranny and dumb too
catberg crying outside my window again but l'm in bed so lol
>>200031871>by metro areacityfags are fags?no source is no fun though
>>200031935let it in you selfish little cunt
Rorke's sister
>>200031871trannies are disgusting
>>200031946fuck off im tired
When the girl is more into it than youMajor ick
>>200031919this is the first thing i thought of
>>200031951>>200031949
>>200031955so is he/sheit wants to go to bed with youlet it in
>>200031955this is why poor people shouldn't be allowed to own animals
>>200032000Rewatched Torino the other day and holy shit is the acting bad. But it’s kino at the same time
>he/shecat owners are such queers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiWevNuFbZk
>>200031871Nobody is actually small-c conservative anymore.Not too long ago it was the popular right-wing opinion that pornography was disgusting and degenerate and should be banned.Now things have totally flipped and most right-wing communities are full of open coomers and you have people calling themselves "nazi femboys" and such.Probably the only truly conservative people left are the deeply religious and people aged 50+. Once the boomer generation dies out it will be nothing but "coomers" and "gooners" across the whole political spectrum. Depressing.
They/them keeps barking in garden
dog owners picking up shit with an inside out plastic bag trying to convince themselves they made a great decision by not getting a cat
mental how if you are born early youre forced to be a shrunken midget decades down the roadmental how if they clamp the umbilical before it finishes draining after birth you dont grow up to be as big and strong as you couldve
>>200032043She's so skibbi bros
>>200032045you have literally never been outside in your life and your entire worldview is based on the internet
just did one of those farts that sounds like a cat hissing
>>200032024brown zoomer meme
>>2000320452016mong
>>200032056its not a big dealand i don't pick it up anyway, cope on step on it you fucking incel
>>200032106what is a white zoomer meme?
>>200032106Ummm *nauseous emoji*
>>200032119skibidi toilet
>The 2017 law criminalizing the purchase of sex and retaining the “brothel-keeping” offence – preventing sex workers from working together – had still not been reviewed, despite a statutory requirement for a review within three years. Therefore, no progress was made in addressing evidence that the legal framework exposed sex workers to a higher risk of violence and other abuse.They are trying to get brothels legal here?
>>200032119Cronem and clappers
>>200032124>>200032119little dark age
The weird fascist childless dog-owning mafia have become too powerful in this country of late.
Might play some Elden Ring. I'm making pretty fast progress through Stormveil Castle.Catch Flame is OP af.
>>200032069height has been proven to be about 70% genetics, the rest determined by nutrition and sleep so fuck knows what you're on about
>>200032151whom is the leader?
>>200032151Is it usually a pit bull like it is here or are they illegal in the UK
turns out it is false that the woke dictionaries have changed the definition of woman. it has always been "an adult female" and still is. They have changed the definition of female.
reddit ring
O fie unto you damnable AEnglishmen and Franks! Your insatiable hunger for warfare upon the virgin nation of the United States of America has ruined our Economy once again!
>>200032069I was born premature and I’m 6’2 220lbs
>>200032139Imo brothels/prostitution can’t be legalised because it’d conflict with either discrimination acts or rape lawsSo if a prozzie rejects people based on race that would be discrimination But if you forced her to have sex with that person then its rapeCan’t win
Played with your mum's Elder Ring
>>200032196how early?
>>200032196You have to do measures from head to toe not sideways
>>200032078The under-30s live their entire lives through the internet, and these are the people who will form the majority of society in a couple decades time.It's extremely concerning that there is basically no demographic of younger people with genuine socially conservative views. And I don't mean that as in "hating gays and minorities" I mean it as in their actual lifestyle. Being modest, traditional, against sexual deviancy of all kinds (including straight), being against technology subverting long-held cultural norms. Zoomer/gen alpha "conservatives" are literally just libertarian techbros who hate the LGBT and non-whites. That's not conservative.
Favorite oblivion city? I can never choose between skingrad and anvil (but I always buy the home in bruma)
>The under-30s live their entire lives through the internet, and these are the people who will form the majority of society in a couple decades time.>It's extremely concerning that there is basically no demographic of younger people with genuine socially conservative views. And I don't mean that as in "hating gays and minorities" I mean it as in their actual lifestyle. Being modest, traditional, against sexual deviancy of all kinds (including straight), being against technology subverting long-held cultural norms. Zoomer/gen alpha "conservatives" are literally just libertarian techbros who hate the LGBT and non-whites. That's not conservative.
>>200032185>>200032205did you have fun making these posts? had a little giggle did you?
>>200032259Sent that speccy neek to the Oort cloud
Mad how the 18 year old pornstars these days were only 7 when I first started wanking
was gonna reply to it but remembered it doesnt matter
ORTHODOX FACTIONS:Byzantine EmpireKingdom of GeorgiaNovgorod PrincipalityKievan PrincipalityVladimir-Suzdal PrincipalityISLAMIC FACTIONS:Fatimid Caliphate (Egypt)Seljuk SultanateCaliphate of CordobaKhwarezm empirePAGAN FACTIONS:Kypchak`s HordeMongol Empire (1220)Grand Duchy of LithuaniaWho we playing as?
>>200032276Hate that cunt so much, wish he died already
>>200032200the quote is from amnesty international, so they must be trying to get it to happen. and also it doesn't mention that they want it to be legal for the person who goes to the brothel, but I don't know what they want fully.
>>200032249luv me a good purple aki meme
>>200032233well yeah, hating european countries being flooded with wogs and hating the active celebration of disgusting acts against nature (lgbt) are more important than your opinion on tax policy. cope on you weirdo
>>200032289the romans obviously
>>200032249I would also say Skingrad but it always felt dead to me. You only do one big fun quest and that's it I always liked Chorrol personally
>>200032249>>200032249>the seaside one and the dense urbanized oneWhy are americans so normie and mainstream.
Any decent blogposts today?
>>200032200This is one of the reasons why sex work is NOT real work. And everybody, even those who are pro-sex work, implicitly understands this. You wouldn't force an unemployed person to take a job as a prostitute/rentboy and then stop their bennies if they turn it down. Literally EVERYONE would recognise that as deeply morally abhorrent.
>>200032289England
shitting, farting, and maybe pooing
>>200032317i touched my dick this morning in a sexual manner
>>200032319>You wouldn't force an unemployed person to take a job as a prostitute/rentboy and then stop their bennies if they turn it down.Didn't they do that in Germany recently?
Real ones know that Whiterun is the comfiest and greatest city in all of Tamriel
what supermarket do you shop at
>>200032369Lol its actually shit
'member when trump got shot
>>200032372Sainsbury’s
I've never played a Bethesda game
>>200032377memoryholed by the woke mob
>>200032369windhelm much cozier
>>200032315Well it’s1. Skingrad/Anvil2. Cheydinhal3. Bruma/Chorrol4. Leyawiin5. Bravil
>>200032372Tesco mogs every other big supermarket because of their clubcard
House of The Dragon will be on the telly in less than an hour.
That city that was built into a cliff which has a few mines out the front was the kinoplex
Trump was president 4 years ago
>>200032307I'm not talking about economics, which is similarly irrelevant in my view, "free market" weirdos aren't conservatives either.But equally so you aren't really conservative if you think it's fine to live in a 100% white ethnostate where hardcore pornography is still freely available to all on the web, and big tech corporations are still allowed free reign to rot the minds of the public.
use your clubcard to earn clubcard points
HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS THEN EH?
>>200032372booths
>>200032369>skyrimgoof
>>200032372Edeka
hawk tuah
>>200032424Why would they be airing this late? Everyone is tucked up in bed aha
>>200032436>But equally so you aren't really conservative if you think it's fine to live in a 100% white ethnostate where hardcore pornography is still freely available to all on the web, and big tech corporations are still allowed free reign to rot the minds of the publicno one believes that, maybe 3-5 twitter accounts you saw
>Keir Starmer pays tribute to Joe Bì₫èn's 'remarkable career' as he says the President will have made his decision 'in the best interests of the American people' as Nigel Farage says Trǔmp will defeat whoever the Democrats choose looool Keith said he was fit to run just last week
>>200032369That isn't Vivec.
>>200032431we're closer to 2040 than 2000
lily allen seems like she'd be very difficult to satisfy sexually
1. Rivet City2. Novac 3. Jacobstown 4. Megaton5. Camp GolfThose are the 5 hottest settlements right now
haven't played oblivion yet but balmora of vvardenfell has a special place in my heart
>>200032429Yeah markarth was good
>>200032473
>>200032497wtf is a rivet city or megaton?
I wasnt alive in 2001 :/
>>200032488There's just one thingThat's getting in the wayWhen we go up to bedYou're just no goodIt's such a shameI look into your eyesI want to get to know youAnd then you make this noiseAnd it's apparent it's all over
>>200032467would bet money she regrets that immensely everyone is begging her to do onlyfans that she wont do and showing up at her house somewhere in the south and had to tell her dad not to shoot them and shit grim how one viral tiktok can immensely change your whole life
>>200032499loved it when Caius said I could use anything in his room and when I slept in his bed he started punching me
>>200032519Actual, literal Child.
>>200032499>haven't played oblivion yeti dont have the baffled bradley looking image so you'll have to imagine ityou know it's been released for like.. 20 years? nothing is stopping you from trying?
>>200032482Vivec definitely wins most infuriating location
Little Lamplight bros...
>>200032533Good. Women should suffer if they dont know they place
Played once human, watched gundam, drank some wine and ate some waffles with bacon todayHow was your weekend friends?
>>200032554Not if you have levitate, boots of blinding speed and magic resist combo. You just fly to where you need to go.
>>200032582
>>200032583>>200032583>>200032583
>>200032519GET OUT THE THREAD OR SPAINO WILL NONCE YOUI SAID SPAINO WILL NONCE YOU
