quacking plums edition
>>200044761>clubbing on a Sunday
get the black nigger bastards importedneed the town filled with black nigger bastards pronto
>Yes he's fine, there's nothing wrong with him, these are just gaffes, he has a cold, he's fine, he has to go now, he has covid, he's resigning, he's fine he just has to go now and he must resign so he has resigned. He's fine he just has a cold but he must resign now and has resigned despite being fine (now and in the past). Also he is fine to continue despite having resigned because he is fine but no you cannot see him and yes he is fine and yes he has resigned (because he has covid).
How far in advance should you book coach trips? I can get to London and back for like 20 quid it says but I don’t wanna go to book it in a week and it’s tripled or something
tiktok cuties
>>200044794right now see this has potential
furniture shop for travellers called Pikea
>>200044780STFU nigga
>>200044791all the best techno is on a sunday lol
can you lads recommend me some good techno music?
>>200044821yeah
Porn, hentai and now erotica. I need something new.
>>200044821https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHY-NXq_l00
shoving an umbrella up my arse and opening it inside
>>200044851
>>200044853Smut.
normalize the nigger word
homer of a lonely bart
>>200044808>>200044871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqwJzcHAFxA
>>200044881always wanted to shag her as a young lad, still do really
>>200044884Any site rec?
do niggers really smell or is that a rorke creation
>>200045013I'd hope so given how massive their noses are
what do defence lawyers do when they've got an actually guilty client. like no question they've admitted it to them and thatlike how do they live with themselves knowing they're fighting and possibly succeeding at getting some paedo or actual murderer out on the streetsmental
>>200045032
>>200045013id say they probably do in bongobongoland but not here jeets on the other hand will not under any circumstances stop making curry 3 times a day so they reek
>>200045032Took me a moment
>>200044744you make pigs smoke
>>200044991http://www.republiquedesmangues.fr/
>>200045050what the fuck you on aboutblack people fucking STINK
>>200045104https://www.pudim.com.br/
Un zeste de citron lemon incestI love you I love you above all elseP
>presses all the links in the thread
going back to bed
>>200045204Corrrrr
>>200045224how do you press a link?
>lemon incest
>>200045137i was in london in march and on the tube i smelled only jeets i genuinely did not smell the wogs what are they supposed to smell of
So who is Spaino?
>>200045277190
>>200045260same over here, i've never noticed black people stinking whereas with indians you can literally smell them approaching before you even see them
>>200045255
>>200045260I've been in close quarters with quite a few blacks in my time (both male and female) and they all have this weird unpleasant smell about themsort of like a musty rotten fruit smellit's hard to describe
>>200045292would have loved not knowing this existed
>>200045295Often wear these strange fragrance oils. Don’t mind them myself but it’s not uncommon to dislike
watching youtube video tutorials on how to make conversationi always run out of things to talk about
a fu srd pei eso ch k
>>200045292This is single-handedly the most French moment in history
>>200045319I think that their natural body sweat has an unpleasant odour to white peopleit definitely smells different to a white person's sweat
>>200045398FOY
Got my wee white willy out
>>200045398rorke has never once talked about yank politics because he's not a freak like you
>>200045398JANNY GET HIM
>>200045398give him a 24 hour janny
the toil freaks are on lunch break right nowhahahahah
Wearing my Rolex Oyster perpetual 39mm rhodium dial blue accents stainless steel bracelet 2018 model
if you had a week off and no money what would you do
pakis? reek of shitniggers? reek of shitchinks? reek of shitneed them all loaded onto boats and shipped over here by the fucking hour
This is how I visualise every yank posting on this general
oh oh oh oh oh
packard bell
>>200045513We need nurses on the deck at dover standing by to get them wanked off PRONTO
getting two day hangovers now
>>200045539*does a non-lethal takedown on you*
Got the Bradley Walsh trainers lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vr7a2VlDUchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0qcFI2as08
>>200044744Just learned about Gibraltar
>>200044881For me it's Blaze the Cat
unemployed and euphoric
>>200045606ktimi'm too pretty to toil
Uh oh Daddy I did a little present in my undies again :/
On the bus right now lads.
>>200045722Okay lad
Weird vibe on a monday morning
The women I work with (and few homosexual men) are so fucking petty, catty and critical of other people. Always talking behind their backs.Seriously hate them both and reckon they should be stripped of the right to vote.
Who are they always on the phone to?They are ALWAYS on the phone, always on speaker.
>>200045792>talking behind their backsLike you're doing now?
can't remember the last time I felt good
>>200045792>>200045795incelcord raid
>>200045809kek
>>200045722bomacraffane
>>200045795They're scared to be alone
>>200045809got him
>>200045795they have no inner monologue so they need to talk to people 24/7
>>200045808bizarre
>do you fancy coming over tomorrow? [blushing emoji]this shit is too easy lads. maybe im better looking/more interesting than i think i am. why do i hate myself again?
>>200045809Ranting on an anonymous forum isn't the same. I never gossip about people at work. If they gossip to you about others, you can guarantee others will gossip about you, and I hate that.
>>200045809Him? Done
>>200045916>Ranting on an anonymous forum isn't the samecourse it isnt mate. its always different when you do it right? you're never wrong
>>200045985Trans
Somehow managed to match with a few Brazilian women in the 'apps and talked for a while. I need to learn Portuguese immediately. This wasn't an incel meme. This is fucking absurd, I've never received this level of attention anywhere.
>>200045915god having an indian girl on your face must smell absolutely foul, no wonder he tapped out quickly
>>200045985>face a different resolution to the rest of the imagewonder what goes on within the brains of the people who use these video filters
>>200046026youre a virgin arent you
Working with men is 30% negative, 70% positive.Working with women is 70% negative, 30% positive.
>>200046020>I've never received this level of attention anywhere.Quite clearly you aren't black then
>>200046043maybe you're just a cunt
>>200046037think it's called makeup mate
nice hiss
diego on a mad one
>>200044967blud thinks he's on the team
>Girl, 11, is left orphaned by fireball crash that killed her entire family: Mother, father and her two younger sisters die in horror smash that claimed six lives - after motorbike 'on wrong side of the road' collided with Ford Focus
>>200046042>>200046062>>200046065alright calm it down a bit diegz
>>200046062Nah women are just cunts in general.
>>200046115?
>>200046051What are you talking about? Every study I've seen showed black men are the least desirable demographic on dating apps. Are you trying to be "anti-racist" or something? Because you've lost touch with reality.
Working with women isn't so bad, it's working with lesbians that's horrific. Horrible damaged people taking their resentments out on men.
>>200045915brown women sexo
>>200046109Do you ruin everything you touch or is it just /brit/?
>>200046109sad
>>200046139>Every study I've seenBlud is researching black men and how much sex they have
>>200046139done a lot of research on that have you? weird gimp
If I converted to Christianity like Deegz, I'd go out of my way to try my best to be a pleasant presence on here. Deegz is such an unpleasant, argumentative, lascivious little toad that it has to be an elaborate troll.
>>200046146Depends what type. I worked with one, she was alright.
well?
>>200046201very quaint usage of the word ‘lascivious’, enjoyed that
>>200046201no hate like christian love
really hate this stretch of road on the way to work where it constantly goes from national speed limit to 40mph and sometimes 30mph because of passing these little villages
>>200046201>like DeegzHe's a Jew and has never been baptised
>>200046230leftypol curiously not interested in this attack on one of his central tenets. i wonder why
get the techjeets hired rorke
>Irish girl, 11, plunges 65ft on to a restaurant roof to her death after 'wandering onto seventh floor balcony of Majorca hotel while relatives were asleep' during family holiday
>>200046191>>200046193It's not like you have to go to the library to check your facts these days is it? It takes two minutes to find it out. Don't be proud of your ignorance.
>>200046230>the image is not ideal
>no hate like christian love
>>200046316It is if you're the guy.
everyday i crave alcoholIt is clearly becoming an issue
i have to drive to visit my girlfriend, which costs fuel. so, in a way, i am paying to see my girlfriend. does that make her a prostitute? weird init.
>>200046313just seen the point rocket over your head
>>200046351is that notch
>>200046361watch the lost weekendgood film
Just handed in my PhD on how black men are 1% less popular on Bumble
Back to Brazilian woman, what the fuck? It genuinely makes me feel sad I'll never experience this level of desire in my entire life in the UK as a fit, smart, green eyed, white man. Even my exberg wasn't quite like that towards me.
think porn has legitimately made me gay
>>200046401look at the filename my blind nigga
>>200046418You certain they're real women and not those catfish accounts that exist to mug lonely men?
just spent 2 minutes researching success ratesd by ethnicity on dating apps and now im more intelligent than all you ignorant pigs
>>200046430my migga... i kneel
>>200046424gay porn?
>>200046390What was the point? That I know what I'm talking about, and the anons that go on and on about how popular black men are with white women are talking out of their arses all day?
>>200046463It wasn't always like this...
Gf completely uninterested in sex at this point. It’s over, and there’s nothing I can do about it except move on
>>200046415>>200046455You seem disproportionately emotional about the results of those studies.
rorke consuming enough baking soda to neutralise his stomach
>>200046477paedo cult flag
>>200046489you arent acting masculine enough
>>200046496I'm half black so yeah it pisses me off
Camel will just slightly win out in the election
>>200046520hello my light skin king
s fp are uec dsk ih o
>>200046489crips and bloods keep her appeased hahaha
in bed eating boogers
Are there Muslims in /brit/?
>>200046578good hunting lad, the hard ones are the tastiest
>>200046509You don’t know anything lmao
>>200046438Yeah, definitely real women. There's loads of them about, just have to be a little sensitive when you talk to them and they tell you how much they like you compared to people there and instantly open up to you.
>webms where nothing happens
>>200046597LOVE videos that feature someone talking posting on a board that doesn't allow audio. Thank you SO much for posting this video that I'm surely going to watch.Brown cunt.
>>200046651yeah i doyoure acting like a little bitch towards her which makes her pussy dry as the sahara desertcan see it in your bitch ass posts
>>200046664>>200046679go to the 39 second mark ffs
it's a national scrandal
feeling like a niggeringly niggerish nigger doing nigger things in a niggerly way
Bridge Over The River Kawaii
>>200046664someone posted a webm of your life?
>>200046708oh my daaaaaays lil timmy done put a tracker on sum chocolates
>>200046729That was rude and frankly uncalled for
>>200046709Getting racist undertones from this post
sticking my mouth through the letter box as the black postman approaches and welcoming him with a hello nigger
just misted my cheeseplant
well rorke?
>>200046707No, I won't. Now, off you fuck.
Got multiple scratches on the rolex. Thought they'd make this thing durable for fuck sake.
>shower then leave house>5 minutes after leaving smell like sweat pooey arsehappens every time. think there's something up with me
>>200046709racist dogwhistle
>>200046800Cute girlsIsn’t he that fantasy writer that just got cancelled
>>200046809I'll reply because I feel sorry for you, but this is a bad gimmick and you need new material
>>200046800Look at his face, imagine how much leftist fanny he got.
>>200046802there's a moroccan man fucking a monkey in the middle of a marketyour loss
>>200046809alri abdul
if I could beeee for only an hour
>think about going to Brazil for sexo>actually would be instantly robbed, mugged, stabbed, probably lost alone in the city shitting myself since I never leave my house
If I shower too close to leaving the house, I get itchy. No idea why. I have to shower at least 30 minutes before leaving. Might have something to do with the pores being open.
>>200046774>uncalled foryour phone number
>>200046809you aren't meant to have gay sex just outside your house
>>200046879
It's incredible that people with zero medical expertise continue to attack a 4-year, expert, impartial review - based on 7 peer-reviewed systematic reviews - of the treatment of gender dysphoria in minors. Because they want distressed teens to be given drugs instead of therapy.
>>200046892bless that pup
>>200046936was just saying this down the pub
thoughts?
>>200046973gross
>>200046973disgusting
I'm so ill and I have such a bad headache and I also need a poo and there's no stalls free at work
>>200046973not normally a built for BBC poster but I'll give them that one
>Europe's 14TH sanctions package
>>200046973Yep, she's built for it.
it’s just that shrimple
>>200046973I want to try to have sex with a woman like this, it looks so good but I'm a virgin I'd have no chance. I don't think I'd even reach even though I'm 7+ inches.
The Chronicles of Mousenonce Volume IV: The Nettle Years
>>200046973women eh what are they like
>>200046973even dredds willer would look inferior going at that posterior
>>200046201he hasn’t converted to christianitygetting into boring arguments about christianity on a weird incel forum doesn’t constitute a conversion his family probably don’t even know he’s “christian”, it’s just a thing he pretends here
>I don't think I'd even reach even though I'm 7+ inches.
I actually know someone who has a relative who was into bbc cuckolding with his gf. Had to pretend not to find the idea arousing as I was told lol.
>>200046973she needs to work out much harder, she's carrying far too much body fat.
>>200047090how the FUCK does that come up in conversation
well I just had to fucking squeeze into it didn't I?
>>200047135>how the FUCK does that comeme looking at your penis
>>200047090Will never understand how the idea of being a loser who doesn't get to have sex could be arousing
>>200046973stupid bitch
Definitely need to stop watching porn. Watched a video where a Siberian Tiger was introduced to some Bengal Tigers in a resort in China and when the alpha Bengal showed its belly to the Siberian I got a twtich in my willard.
>>200047135We were in the pub and quite pissed and me and the lads started talking about fetishes and one of my mates said watching (as he called it) is one he doesn't get. Then my other mate mentioned it was found out that his cousin was getting black escorts to shag his gf.
>>200047090>>200047213point being?
mad how trannies are 95% heterosexual white men with a porn addiction
>>200047236BBC is superior
>>200047135know a few of my mates kinks based on the porn they send to the group chat
>me and the lads started talking about fetishes
>>200047248There’s a lot of non-white trannies but you wouldn’t know that as you’re terminally online and they don’t hang in those discords
Deano
Find it interesting that we praise the ancient Greeks for their culture and philosophy, but overlook their view on the most aesthetic penis size. Feels as though the more we have moved towards large penises being desirable, the worse our society has become. Just some food for thought.
>>200047253nah, bad take
>>200047248>menThey're women
>Horror as Brit tourist's wife, 43, is killed in freak water sports accident after being catapulted into the air from an inflatable sea raft and landing on her head in the Philippines
>>200047274We were 10 pints in, and one of my mates kept asking to change the subject tbf
>>200047286>Statue of David>ancient Greeksfucking MONG
Do people really wash their bedding every week
>>200047299I'd be suspicious of whoever brought it up
>were 10 pints inYes I'm sure you drank more than a gallon of beer in less than an hour
Currently have 94 bradley pics saved
>200047090Easy signs to spot this is a Spaino post:>mentions bbc cuckolding>lol>tenuous link to the source (because he has no real friends) "I actually know someone who has a relative"
Is Britain ready for the first American lady president?
>Labour 'will prioritise asylum claims from safe countries' such as India, Vietnam and Albania because they'll be 'easier to return home' - as ministers struggle to fix 'broken' system after scrapping Rwanda plan
>>200047286>ancient GreeksThat's.... That's not an Ancient Greek statue
>>200047326Once went 3 months without washing my bedding and came out with quite horrific spots on my face and didn't put two and two together. My mother visited and cleaned up my room, when she sniffed the blanket she heaved lol
>>200047326about every 4 months for me
>>200046807Why would a rolex be durableIt's not a g-shock
>>200047352No we are very unprepared
>>200047326yeah but twice a week in this weather because I'm a sweaty bastard
It's not even an ancient Greek subject ffs. What an idiot.
Rorke's brain malfunctioning upon viewing this videohttps://x.com/temcterrier1977/status/1814990762779566237
>>200047333>in less than an hourAy? Think you're confused mate. We'd been out ages.
>>200047337What’s his problem? Is it actual autism or some sort of OCD thing? He just does it for hours and seemingly can’t stop
>>200047326during the summer when i’m a big sweaty slug most weeks winter less often or dictated by poo stains on it
ads run deep I'd lookafter further word pieces also charged kissso do areas yet dark in orange
im in a nasty mood so watch out
I am attracted to women with comically big arses and I think a lot of blokes pretend not to be.
>>200047319>>200047359He didn't say it was, but renaissance art was a return to the style of classical antiquity so it's relevant.
>>200047426*pokes you with a stick*
favourite ancient greek artwork lads? for me it's the final meal
think i'm a hoarder have hard times throwing stuff away
>We'd been out ages.Cool. I still very much doubt you drank more than a gallon of anything in a day
>>200047369Just shocked by how many scratches it's gotten from mild wear.
got my DNA results back
>>200047002no need to be a nigger about it
>>200047435based
>>200047448need to get an english girl preggers get some english in the bloodline
>Man whose family among six killed in crash says heart 'ripped into million pieces'
>>20004744410 pints is very acheivable if you're a regular drinker you shut in freak.
GOMAD
what are we looking forward to at the olympics
>>200047511>10 pints>regular drinkerI believe we call those alcoholics
I can't do ten pints, that much beer would make me sleepy and bloated, but I can easily do the equivalent amount of alcohol if I drink whiskey.
>>200047523gymnastics (female)
>>200047497I don't know how a motorbike kills four people in a car. Was it going 100mph in a 30mph? Did it blow up?
>>200047534Poof
still dont know how to kiss, especially when involving the tongue
>>200046892this dog is happy and carefree despite all of this, and he doesnt have "god"'s "blessing"diego is, what, 2 inches below average height and look at him, wallowing in misery all day longcan learn a lot from this, methinks
>>200047497his heart, much like his family, has been ripped into a million pieces
blowing my racist dog whistle and rorke comes scurrying out his room on all fours
>>200047523sexo
>>200047511That looks like a copy of an older post, imagine doing that just for (You)s
sinister bradley gimmick is WAY overdone
>10 pints is very acheivable if you're a regular drinker you shut in freak.
>>200047523They replaced the horses with bikes in modern pentathlon
Please buy my new book - The Most Racist Man Alive
>>200046892The demonic true form of a pitbull
>>200047586says who? you? the thread police are you?
>10 pints>regular drinkingLiver must be like a raisin
>>200047547Guessing it made them swerve into a tree or summat
Reading a new book. The 2nd Most Racist Man Alive
>skateboarding>break dancing>3v3 basketballolympics has gone woke
just ordered a book i resonant with
>>200047586It was shite from the start. Just a depressing reminder that there are actual children on 4chan and there's no getting away from them.
>>200047649LA will introduce a drag event for 2028
>>200046892unlovable
>>200047642Not about me so.
>>200047652resonate* ducking autocorrect
>>200047523Empty stands
>>200047665seethe on
>>200047523leng tings
slide show of /brit/ posters over the years with Green Day’s wake me up when September ends playing
>>200047642do you like my biography?
>>200047671honestly would be based, dont get why theres no motorsports in the olympics
>>200047556practice with me :3
>>200047616At least be a man and give me (You)s you snivelling little smarmy cunt. Would turn your jaw into dust in millisecond mate, believe that.
>>200047702my wayward son
>>200047690Would have gone but the tickets were much too expensive
>>200047711ngl it could've been a bit more racist
>>200047690>600,000 tickets to spare
>>200047731>>200047731>>200047731fucked it lads
>>200047690reckon people just don’t want to go to france
>>200047717>Would turn your jaw into dust in millisecond mate,Your dizzy alcoholic hands will do no such thingYou'll slip and crack your skull then spend the rest of your life in a care home
>>200047758fuck off with your nonbrits scousenonce you evil ghoul
>>200047758absolute spastic
>>200047758>tattoos
>>200047690no point in international sport under globohomo
>>200047758gooner simp phone too covered in cum to make the thread properly
>>200047805>>200047805>>200047805
>>200047690might hop over for a few random events like archery and bmx then, genuinely wouldn't have thought that
>>200047772why would anyone go to paris tbf its a shithole and france is in disrepairpeople shit on england but its better off than most of europe
