gary lineker's daughter edition
if anyone has any questions about christanity i will try to answer them to the best of my ability
>>200059265do you agree that sola fide is obvious and true?
>>200059233>Fievel goes West Ham
30 deg in the flat againsick of this shitestick that up your woke pipe and smoke it
Wet wipes? Down the bogOil? Down the sinkFatberg? Not my problem
getting called fat incessantly really made him make a shitty salad to post here what a fucking faggot lmfao
>>200059285what do you mean by it because i do not think most catholics would say sola fide is wrong at least by some definition
>>200059316I used to be a flusher, but I've recently learnt the joys of using a food bag to gather several days' worth of soiled sheets to deposit in the brown bin
>>200059328Thanks for the encouragement lad x
just got back from aldigoing to put some of shopping into the fridge in a minutethen I will put some of it in the cupboards
How to tell a woman to stop using as much make up? My neighbour is a good looking girl but she wears too much make up and those horrible fake eyelashes. She would look a lot nicer without them.
Salads really are a fat person's idea of what thin people eat. Fatmongs really believe that thin people are sat at home eating 3 lettuce leaves and a chopped tomato for dinner 5 nights a week.In reality people who aren't fat eat normal meals, in normal proportions, and don't wash it all down with a 2L Coca-Cola and 2 pastries for dessert.
>>200059233Gary Lineker is a junk food salesman and political extremist who is paid millions of pounds in licence fee payer money, and if people don't want to pay it they go to jailHe's a stain on our society and we should string him up by his big ears and hit him like a pinata till we get our fucking money back I think
that salad looks shit though. cold ham and boiled egg and lettuce and tomato. proper tasteless runtslop
>>200059453much to think about,,
>>200059429salads are peng tbf
It seems my choice of dinner has caused quite a bit of consternation on /Brit/ this evening!
>>200059429Being called fat really gets to you eh? What’s your height and weight?
>>200059399then tell her that, you vfffs
>>200059472Overcooked egg, tooHe should beat his dumb spic wife for serving that
>>2000594885'7 13 stone
filtering every post that isn't mine
Sheboon in Chief
>>200059399Send her an anonymous letter put together from newspaper and magazine clippings
>>200059429would be healthier and nicer to make a nice stew or something than a salad with processed meat thrown over it
>>200059498I saw her at the tesco earlier. Dressed in all white. Looked nice. I could see her underwear through her trousers. But she had too much make up on and those horrible fake eye lashes. I don't know if telling her that at tesco would be appropriate.
4:14am cup noodle
>>200059577why are you awake you antipodean runt
>>200059515ahaha great stuff
me and the boys entering /brit/
>>200059538LOL I weight the same but am 6” taller than you Fatty fatty bet you can’t wait til your next “feeding window” like a fucking farm animal
based Vox Day BTFOing boomershttps://youtu.be/trlTaW59yzg
>>200059595wouldn't you like to know weather boy
imagine using a dainty little lass as a punching bag
>>200059557I could print a note and put it in her letterbox anonymously. She works from home so I would have to listen to wait for her to go out.
>>200059607So do you call them asses or arses?
Imagine her farts going directly up your nostrils.
>>200059570>walk up to her>hey love, you would look way better without make up>leave without saying another wordshe'll be thinking about that all day
>>200059650call them donkeys myself
gf has no tits and it's getting to me
>>200059680
>>200059229fuck you and 2nd off nepotism is good because its you helping out family
>>200059728what does her arsehole smell like?
>>200059728pregnancy lad
>>200059728has she an arse at the very least?
i usually cut my sandwiches into squares because it reminds me of the innocence of youth
>>200059728she's got one, you
>>200059766shes only 5ft but it's nice proportional to her size
>>200059680what about the fake eyelashes? i think i should mention them because they look terrible.
>>200059723And what about your countrymen?
>Trump’s nickname for her is “Laughing Kamala”That’s it lads, pack it up. He’s fucked it. He’s lost his touch. :/
>gf has no tits>shes only 5ft
>>200059804proof?
>>200059791my mum cut sarnies diagonally
what do whites eat on a daily basis. y’all actually eating beans in toast?
>>200059791mad how much the aesthetics of sandwich eating chagnes just by how you cut emstripssquarestrianglesevery one is a very different experience of eating
>>200059835she has to beat the demonrats before she gets a shot at drumpf
>>200059830yeah they're just donkeys in no scenario would you ever call them arses because that's not what they're called
>>200059908all of them are endorsing her...who else is there?
Moor Lane and Liverpool Road, Crosby, 1950s and 2024
>>200059886black pussy
>>200059886i usually have bacon and eggs with my beans on toast and sometimes sausages
>aesthetics of sandwich eating
Laughing kookamala
>>200059886cheesebreadfruitpasta/pizza
>>200059938i dunno mate ask /pol/
Two packs of Rothmans please, Pakikeep
>>200059737notice how the chinese are better off than americans its neptoism
not idea what to have for teait'll have to be something soft so it doesn't hurt my poor throat too much
>>200060000
>>200059233her?
>>200060010bro i make 17 an hour and can’t even afford shit
>>200060010is it always mate? Every article about not being able to afford a house is written by a tranny yeah?
>>200059941its better pedestrianised but mistakes were made in the 60's/70's
say good bye to your benes!
>>200060021just had a chicken sandwich methats all im having because im on a diet
>>200060010what makes you think she's trans?
>>200060021>teadid you know that when you put them bags in water you are releasing millions of microplastics into your drink?now you know
30 years old but I still feel like a kid, what the hell am I doing, haven't got a clue have I, I've seen 20 year olds who are more adult than I ampathetic just patheticabsolute disgrace
if you have a load of kids after a certain point the older ones start taking care of the younger ones and it becomes self-perpetuating
>>200060075that's only tea bags made from plastic, which is like 0% of tea bags
>>200060010because a normal bloke could buy a house outright for 50k but it would be in a place like bishop auckland and the locals would run a trannard out of town
>>200060075the thumbnail for this image looks like family guy abstract art
>>200060068the fact it’s a bloke probably
>>200060075IDUNBELIEVIT
>>200060068the male in the picture
AH HWELL AH MAYBE YE SHOULDN'T SEZ CUUUUNLAAAAAA
>>200060128a man will never be a man until he has a family (a mrs and at least 1 kid)
>>20006012831 and ktim to an extent. I feel a wiser child. There are people my age who've got married, had kids, and divorced. I can't think of anything worse than having kids desu.
why are american boomers so awful
>>200060164>>200060177but how do you know?
>>200060173
>>200060205because it looks like a bloke
>>200060010I honestly can't tell if it's a tranny or an ugly woman
>>200060199they got handed everything but for some reason hate the idea of handing anyone else anything
>>200060244that's a big number but you still can't see them so can't be that bad
sucking a microplastic up my arse
>Gary Lineker is a junk food salesman and political extremist who is paid millions of pounds in licence fee payer money, and if people don't want to pay it they go to jail>He's a stain on our society and we should string him up by his big ears and hit him like a pinata till we get our fucking money back I think
I just realised King Theoden had depression
>>200060244i don’t use teabags. i boil water on the hob and leave some loose leaf tea in it after it’s done. then pour it into a cup with a sieve
>>200060275Must feel like shagging yourself
I can't talk to a group of adults my age. They're like responsible grown ups. What am I supposed to say to them?>yeah um uh do you like uh Haloembarrassingwhat the hell am I doing
cup of 12 billion microplastics with a dash of milk
>>200060199i dunno but i like Mad Men and it kinda tells the story of how boomers grew up
going to go to bed
>>200060298life is too short for this kind of shite
Walkers Gary Lineker 'shat on pitch' edition sex arse
>>200060291Pippen had ADHD hence his addiction to pipe weedGandalf had dementiaBoromir had Bipolar disorder Frodo had homosexualityTolkien was a woke retard
>>200060158sceeeching
>>200060346not even any more effort then using a bag and actually tastes good
Don't feel like drinking tea anymoreTis settled
>>200060308>le manJoin the military, fag
i thought plastic teabags got banned years ago
>>200060371are they on habbo hotel
Pool's closed.
>>200060158dont understand this
>>200060394Plastic windows on envelopes getting into the recycled paper fibres innit
>>200060383too late for teaalmost bed time
loose leaf tea (not the dusty shite they put in teabags), pot with an infuser and some boiling water. lovely.
ever asked your mum if she's sucked black cock?
>>200060420kek looks like it. Did you know they've released an old school Habbo? Surprised it wasn't talked about here.https://origins.habbo.com/
>>200060199Are you still seething your dad won’t give you a job?
wanking my gay little willy to some gay porn
Remember a Morgoth's Review video where he says that Peter Hitchens is the real life Denethor.Someone who sees all the problems but wallows in gloom and despair instead of trying to fix anything.
i collect my own water from mountains as it's just more natural innit
There's microplastics in the air you breathe
Just realised it's 2008 and I've awoken from a coma. The last 16 years have been a dream.Graduation, getting a degree, my girlfriend, getting married, my cat dying, getting a dog. It never really happened.I'm depressed as fuck
>>200060504good lad
microspastics
>>200060500He's also Jewish and lives in a nice house in the country away from everything he complains about
>>200060508And to love you
>>200060444
>>200060365Tolkien was catholic you idiot
>>200060500Identifying issues isn’t really impressive. It doesn’t take much perception or skill; being capable of actually suggesting solutions is much more admirable
>>200060500nothing to be done. It's all over.
God help us all, she’s making an effort to share more of her ”poetry” on insta. Their chickens got got by foxes and they’ve left eggs to rot in the chicken coop, and also there are birds not chirping, but chipping away at something mysterious in the bushes, which will give birth to berries next month, because that’s how biology works.
>>200059233she could hear a fart in china with lugs like those
>>200060553oh aha
Microplastics is not a meme!!
>>200060517I was beyond miserable when I was 15 in 2008, I hated school with a passion.
>>200060549jews typically hate the countryside
>>200060500he's a mong
>>200060557catholicism was the first globhomo woke movement
Anyone care for an educational video?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bD0Nop4qVw
jizzed out my pisscock
Used to binge watch stuff like Star Trek back in the day. Now I'm older it just feels like a waste of time, like I should be watching a documentary to learn something.
he's not jewish
>>200060580I'd make that fox come more than twice in the night I'm telling you
Denethor riding his bike in a smug, racist way
not loving that bald and bankrupt is doing ad reads in his videosbit of a sell out
>>200060646being old ain't the time to learn shit nigga
>32yo KHV>get prescribed beta blockers last week>They literally block my beta>Actually managed to have sex before the weekend was outlads.
>>200060679Only if you're a brainlet. Life is endless learning.
>>200060687anti anxiety innit
>>200060687lol whatstory
She wants a man on heart meds
There was an insightful comment saying that a lot of popular conservative commentators like Peter Hitchens or Jordan Peterson don't actually want things to get better.Rather, they enjoy their position as the "voice of reason" while the Titanic sinks, as it were. If things actually got better than they might lose their comfortable position with all its fame and clout.They can sit there smugly and act as the "wise reasonable ones" as things get worse and worse.
>>200060687gwan my son
you're on your own with this one, fish
dreamt of the ex for the first time in few years
Thinking about antibiotic resistance again lads Why is no one talking about this
>morgoth reviewsah yes a mushmouthed nobody on youtube, shall DEFINITELY be watching this with great interest
prison break is so rubbish
>>200060761yeah it's a lot more cheesy than i remembered it being but i can't watch oz for the literal 8th time so it's this or dykes wearing orange
>>200060720Well duh. It's why Reform will do nothing, just like the Tory's did nothing. Without immigration they don't have anything
I drop a stack at sesame street!
>>200060712That's pretty much the story lad. Took anti-anxiety stuff and my anxiety went away and I was able to be a normal lad at the weekend.
S1 Prison Break was kino of the highest ordereverything beyond that was dogshit of course but S1 was great
>>200060752disproportionately a shaggers' problem
>>200060813my sister likes it
>>200060813no it was all shit
>>200060794What a retarded post
>>200060830up the arse?
>>200060757You dance to catyank’s tunethe fat retard has you on the ropes
>>200060830wheres she from then
just sharted but it wasn't poo it was like translucent off-white liquid that smelled fishy
>>200060736>tor browser
>>200060830Corr what's her number
>>200060875alri elton
>>200060813Used to love Prison Break but rewatched it a few years ago and it's really not as smart and interesting as I remembered it being.
>>200060875yeah I’m sure that’s normal and common and you shouldn’t see a doctor
>>200060687Propanolol? It kills your erections, also you can exercise a bit on them but don't go too mental, otherwise you'll feel like you're dying.
haven't seen catyank in a while
suddenly started thinking about my death and having an anxiety attack
>>200060830mine likes anything by the BBC if you catch my drift
tonight's kino
>>200060899it’s literally written by a woman
>>200060909i'm ill so i can only assume it's to do with that
>>200060875I've already coomed to this post it's that hot
>>200060875Mucus, you've got pilebergs or a dodgy stomach.
Got prescribed telmisartan and now I have to peel the chicks off me when I get out of bed
>>200060915must've been toxoplasmosis
>>200060913>kills your erectionsis it supposed to? mine havent had any issues.
>>200060875read a story on nifty about this and the lad ended up having to take increasingly bigger cocks to satiate it
>>200060959i took propranolol before i lost my virginity to a prosser
>>200060915He’s literally posting right now>>200060720
>>200060995It made mine soft, maybe the dosing is different or maybe it takes a while to kick in, keep an eye on it.
The scalp, itchy and dry
>>200061010how was it
mad how fit they are
>>200061026I'm not catyank.
>>200061044was alright but it confirmed that really enjoying shagging would be tricky with my 4 incher
>>200061030have always had especially frequent and rigid erections. could be a factor. legitimately erect for more than an hour a day cumulatively outside of wanking times.
>>200060931mental logo
If I had more money I'd waste it on a stupid hobby like sim racing
mine teeth overflow with moss
>>200061037you using any anti-fungal shampoo for it lad? ketoconazole is your friend.
oh, you’re a woke
>>200061081I'm 6.5 and thinking of going to a proz, just to have some shagging experience so I'm not terrified of being intimate with girls
I'm not gay or anythin but PJW is a very attractive bloke
>>200061105alri max verstappen
Listen to rain sounds asmr while working
slop
>>200061151>I'm not gay or anythin butthings benders say
>>200061131if you know for sure you will not get over the fear and bite the bullet without doing it then go for it
>>200061184my teas gone cold I’m wondering whygot out of bed at all
hi a/s/l??
>>20006120918/f/london
If your food comes in plastic you're eating microplastics
>>200061193Is this Game of Thrones?
>>200061151
>>200060899same with Lost
>>200061151get some standards honestly
is it true that japanese people drink and just pass out in the street until morning?
>>200061202haven't really considered the fear though I'm sure it'll be there, more just for the movements so I'm not flopping about like a mong
>>200061266house of the dragon
>>200060822For life
>>200060899yeah this is how i'm feeling on my rewatch now
>>200061290Never watched Lost but I got spoilt and know what it's about so feel there's no point watching.
>lesbians in my pornlove it>lesbians in my tv and movieshate it>lesbians in my life ew
>>200060830My sisters favourite show when we were growing up was Gilmore Girls. ive been watching it recently and its surprisingly good. Holds up well.
>>200061290nah lost is kino even on rewatch
>>200061294such as?
>>200061295https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/17/photographer-documents-the-common-phenomenon-of-drunk-japanese-businessmen-snoozing-in-public-8126085/Apparently, I didn't know this.
>>200061353i don't think you're based.
I had a weird dream that made no sense last night.
>>200061307https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gm0w4Pb0ls
>>200061346Like the girls themselves, it hits the wall in the last couple of seasons
wonder what the phone sex kingpins are doing now
There's microplastics EVERYWHERE. It's OVER.
>>200061346unironically one of my favourite showsI won't watch the reboot as I think those things should be left in the past
Shagged 4 girls in the past year but still don't really like women
If you have to announce that you're based, you're not based
>>200061295>>200061372YhThey also rest their heads on your shoulder on the subwayVery high trust society
>>200061346Rory and her mother are awful cunts in that showIt’s very clearly a female fantasy, the setting of a small Connecticut town is comfy, and the grandparents and some of the side characters are good
big slugger
>>200061421
>>200061421fUCKoFFnEUROtYPICAL
yeah I’m basedso what?
>>200061372so bizarre, must be very safe there
I'm... not based?
these bitches think they slick with all these tennis skirts
hello my cherubs
>>200061461prefer her gf
>>200061480being a Japanese salaryman must be immensely grim
Slug.
>>200061372>>200061480mad how many similarities there are between japan and the ukwe're just slightly less insular i gues by virtue of being nearer mulitiple inhabitat lands
>>200061480Apparently the phenomenon is the other side of the common Japanese cuckolding practice. Their wives are allowed a pass to fuck their boyfriends while the man is out drinking and neither addresses it the next day Source? I made it up but I’m an NTR addict cuck
could you make money posting sexy animals on onlyfans
East Asians are very docile.A skinny white nerd is like a barbarian warrior compared to East Asians.
>>200061505Not according to some of the comics I've read
>>200061505imagine working a 14 hour shift and then your boss says we're going out for drinks and you can't say no and then you're out drinking until 4am cuz you're not allowed to leave until he leaves and he's off work tomorrow and you're not.
>>200061428based
>>200061461tgirl angel cronem brutalisation x
>>200061453
>>200061505>"Salarymen" are expected to work long hours, work overtime, drink, sing karaoke, visit hostess bars with his or her colleagues and bosses, and prioritize work over everything else in his or her life. "Salarymen" typically enters a company after graduating from college and stays with that corporation for the duration of his career.it would be the NEET life for me (same as it is here)
>>200061543Post some examples
wash your arse in the bidet and everything goes on as usualwash your cock in the sink and watch everyone lose their minds
>>200061528We're one of the most individualist countries in the world and Japan is one of the most collectivist. We do share some things in common but we're very different. I knew a lad who lived out there for nearly a year and said he wouldn't go back. Apparently even if you say some outrageous thing Japs will agree with you because they're scared of confrontation, they can't think for themselves and don't want to upset anything.
>>200061528the japanese have a rich and distinct culture. britain has beans on toast and tea in plastic bags
>>200061600>We're one of the most individualist countries in the worldimagine actually believing that, especially after covid
>>200061594https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KaroshiThey literally work themselves to death
why are ADIDAS a GERMAN company providing UNIFORMS to OUR BRITISH OLYMPIANS?
Individualism is a spook
>>200061594don't think they have the dole in Japan mate
>>200061385about to start series 5 but the first 4 have been good>>200061411Undecided if i'll watch the reboot. Probably not because I do agree with you that its generally a bad idea. >>200061452Not sure id say they are awful cunts, just women. The setting is really comfy thats my favourite part of the show.
>>200061612least braindead weeb
i'm a bit goofy haha x
Yeah but in Japan if the work culture is too much for you then you can just be a hikkimori and that's just a normal thing there
>Mr. A worked at a major snack food processing company for as long as 110 hours a week (equivalent of four and a half days) and died from a heart attack at the age of 34. His death was recognized as work-related by the Labour Standards Office.
>>200061680*Emmett voice* goof!
yeah you wish diego!
>>200061667They’re both willing to cheat almost constantly. If that’s just women being women that’s a sorry state of the genderA lot of the time they don’t even face any repercussions for doing it
>>200061543adultwork cam girls have told me that if you have a pet on camera they ban you, like just being there not noncing the poor thing. apparently a girl got banned because she had a fish tank on cam in the background
>>200060049you don't get bennies for autism unless you're non-verbal
>>200061718short frumpy unattractiveyet the female form still makes her incredibly appeallingmad how much more aesthetic the female body is than the male
loool you lot got slagged off
Seem to have found where my poos been hiding these past few days
>>200061748Typical Lidl and Aldi shoppers' meals
VERY SOON HUMANS WILL WITNESS THE REBIRTH OF A GIANT BASILISK IN THE VIETNAMESE HIGHLANDS.
>>200061748Those mushy peas look weird, I've never seen them that colour.
>>200061654they have done for a long time desu
>>200061671not even a weeb really, what i said is just a fact
>>200061790least beluded weeb
>>200061743I do not recommend psychiatric drugs, they can give you diabetes and prevent you from sleeping at all, illegal drugs are much safer
>>200059233fuckin' gnome ears
>>200061790Yes you are you pathetic yellow-fevered weeb cunt, hang yourself
>>200061748rum looking peas them
>>200061781it's gween
>>200061748bri'ish chewsday loicense
my wealthy gf refuses to let me pay for anything, it's a bit emasculating tbqh
half of the british olympic team isnt even british
>>200061869You poor man
>>200061731I dont recall either of them cheating at all in the 4 seasons ive watched.Lorelai sleeps with Rorys dad while he is engaged but she isn't in a relationship herself. Rory sleeps with Dean while he is married but Rory isn't in a relationship. Technically it's the men cheating, not the Gilmore Girls.
you blokes ever watch new girl
>>200061800>>200061820cry into your beans on toast i guess. this island is a cultural cesspit
who's that girl?it's jess~
>>200061889i beg of youleave teh house hikkimori wannabe
very peaceful summer evening out thereyou do live in a rural idyll, don't you anon?
>>200061883Rory kisses that nephew character that goes to California while she’s with Dean I’m pretty sure
>>200061874don't say that
>>200061748Looks like Greta Thunberg farted on it
>>200061869If all you have to offer in a relationship is money then you aren't as masculine as you think
>>200061886I remember when I was young watching an episode of the L Word because I thought it would be lesbians shagging and would be great, was just a drama about lesbos. I ended up watching the whole lot.
>>200061941its true - some of them are even americans
wealthy gf wants to make it a three way relationship with her younger sister... :/
>>200061951Literally the only one of these to ever be funny (all the rest were not funny) I'll remember this
>>200061971I remember staying up late to watch it thinking it would be fap material
>>200061911my views are affirmed every time i leave the house
>>200061931Dean broke up with Rory before she kissed Jess. And Lorelai scolds Rory for sleeping with a married man.
>>200061971and why are you telling me this? I asked about a completely different programme you dull twat
>>200061986She wants to bring you into the mix with her sister is what she really means
>>200062039>>200062039
The Hundred is BACK tomorrow
>>200062029so never lmao
>>200062036Whatever dude hope they see this post
>>200062056take it to /cric/
>>200062012Jenny was alri but it really wasn't fap material.
>>200062077its a tv show
