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haha rorke shooes pic related ahhaa
It's over for RorkePic related
you arrive at the blonde woman spawn point
bea and the 'za subedish
No matter what happens in lifeYou've always got drugs
if anyone has any questions about christanity i will try to answer them to the best of my ability
>>200062109Why do you worship a Jew?
We love Japan, don't we folks?
Some of you lot got properly bullied in the last thread lmfao
>>200062105and musicand (looking at) women
>>200062097All dyed
>>200062109Is that bit about them changing the bible from "man and boy" to "man and man" to hide pedophilia in the church true
people are severely in denial over what a disgusting evil shithole this island is. there’s no culture here. name some culture that isn’t mass entertainment or terrible food
>>200062109Do dogs go to heaven?
>>200062163 try going to a countryside town mate
>>200062138what do you mean by worship a jew?>>200062161not heard of this story can you elucidate>>200062165there is no biblical reason to think dogs go to heavenhaving said that there are psychological reasons to think heavenly humans could have their companions
>>200062163pints
>>200062109I don't have a question but I really love jesus :D
>>200062142timmy feeling reassured LOL
>>200062105is alcohol drugs
>>200062208amazing :)
>>200062163reckon you think that because you're from here
reckon gus has every tried it on with are sarah bonito?
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>>200062228Yh.
>>200062194same as anywhere else just more pleasant. the rich ones have italian delicatessens and thai restaurants. no british culture just generic white middle class culture
I'm like a Christian, but for booze
>>200062245>808 statebased
>>200062163Cunt weeb, you were told to hang yourself. Get a move on.
>>200062163please i beg of you leave the house
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>>200062258Go to a stately home
>>200062245whole band, front and back
>>200062245You know that flatface you've fallen in love with even though she doesn't care about your existence, did you ever hear about the CRUSHER gimmick involving her?
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>>200062200There's that bit they always quote "Man shall not lie with man and he does with woman" (usually yanks repeating this one) but apparently that's a fairly recent change and in most earlier/foreign translations it says "Man shall not lie with young boys". Is this cause of church nonces
>>200062263Wacky bruce
>>200062282what a retarded cope
dont understand e-scooters. they can go like 30 miles per hour, so obviously you need to be on the road, but obviously youre not MEANT to go 30 miles per hour, so you shouldnt be on the road.
weebs do deserve the rope 2bf
>>200062163shower? take oneweights? lift themclue? get oneheight? gain itsex? have it
>>200062339i do not know about this debate but the bible (new testament included) explicitly calls out homosexuality there is no "only with boys" nonsense
Britbongs, explain yourselves
>>200062350Ok and
Remember being 14 at school and we had a teacher who was fairly young, kinda attractive and seemed quite cool (treated us like equals). Not sure how but we ended up having a conversation about the male fantasy of lesbians and how it would be very different from reality.In hindsight, that's probably the type of teacher I could have shagged. Wouldn't have done me any mental anguish.
>>200062350mine goes about 15
copious spurts of black semen splatting against young pale girl cercixes
>>200062321i touched her back at the PC Music gig last year when she was in the crowd
Are these clouds?
>>200062349the irony>>200062394did you actually grope her lol at popcrypt at outer net
>>200062374I do not recognise the right for Germans to exist
>>200062321>CRUSHER gimmickwas based when that was discoveredso much seething
thinking about thos beans
anyone here ever fell under a spell of a big jewel or possibly a crystal?
>>200062377yh think about him often do you?
>>200062374incompetent tories, what can we saygood thing we're turning the ship around now
>>200062374Worst bit is they only deported like 10 people total lol
Good evening Jew worshippers.
>>200062360there are far worse people than weebs
>'Your paradise, our nightmare': Thousands attend anti-tourism protest in MajorcaNice, fuck tourism and Spanish fascism which generated it
nordics don’t have much culture either but at least they are relatively intelligent and normal people. brits are like these quasi-troll type beasts in comparison
>>200062350They are supposed to be limited to 250w/15mph. We should just treat them like bikes. There's a fair few illegal ones that go faster, but if you get caught on one you can actually get points on your driving license.
>>200062376thats it. just dont understand. heard it's illegal to even ride them.
>>200062453Frogposters are probably worse yeah
>>200062448>reeeeee i hate god cos he didn't give me special responsibilitiesbe more bitter
>>200062420i touched her back there was no groping involved you disgusting freak
kinda bug and kinda snackbelly full and empty sack
>>200062459certain man shook at this post
>>200062245>>200062321>>200062435i am so confused reading these postsget a life
>>200062480do you need a driving license to use an e-scooter? seems weird that you would.
>>200062487>touched her back>no groping involved...
If God was that great then why did he make Diego a 34-year-old virgin One for him to think on until he's a 72-year-old virgin on his deathbed
anyone excited for civ 7
>>200062499IT'S JUST DICKSLAP
Why do they cause so much seethe?Even assuming all the allegations are true they still have a cleaner record than most rappers that get played on radio 1
>>200062531>34-year-oldpretty sure he's 40
>>200062420don’t know what you think you understand about culture diego, you’re a a parasite from london. a rootless cosmopolitan
>>200062548Can you go back to /britfeel/
>>200062395Get these all the time at my place at Airport Springs
>>200062529you grope your mum then do you?
>>200062540for me it's playing the old school II
>>200062483is that so?
>>200062596dont randomly touch my (stranger) mother's back you've outed yourself for groping a si
>>200062548remember when tristan was on channel 4 calling some gay goth a freak and how the gays should keep quiet about being gay while they were all trying to survive on a tropical island?
>>200062540>civ 7 out before tes 6absolute jokesick to death of todd
>>200062483interesting theory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8rYQtS1--4
>>200062548He used to criticize rorkeian antisemites but now he's very anti-Israel.
>>200062618maybe if you had the loving touch of your mother you wouldnt be a cunt posting here
>>200062540Civ 6 was a big load of farts and the DLC looked awfulMight still give 7 a burl if they make a good choice of narrator
can't stop going downstairs for more ice cream
>>200062665you've outed yourself as a groper, you're a complete cunt
>>200062728what flavour?
/brit/ boys kissing each other :)
>>200062754piss
>>200062599never tried to, got into the games quite late with 5 which i find myself going back to a lot.>>200062716yeah couldn't get into 6. got it when it came out don't think i cracked 100 hours meanwhile i've prob done more than that in 5 this year. hope they make some big changes. first thing get rid of gandhi
>>200062531if diego wasn’t a despised little virgin runt then he wouldn’t pretend to be a christian. did you ever think about that?
>>200062728why
>>200062760hi
>>200062790post the klarer
>>200062732youre the one groping your mum, vile cunt
got groped by some woman from a hen do earlier when i was walking home. 4th time ive been groped this month.
>>200062826u've played yourself
keep the drama to your gay little discord yeah?
>>200062818a) i never post in /deutsch/c) girls are ickyd) i forgot b)
>>200062842was she fit?
Bum has got fat and now my boxers don't fit
>>200062842fr? examples? are you fit?
Spent 6 days at a girls house last week basically moved in briefly even though only been seeing each other a short time. By the end of it I just wanted to go home but now I miss it. I’m sure I won’t fall in love with her tho lads what to do
instagram explore is full of tummies and tits and all sorts im fucking sick of it
They say stripes are slimming. But nobody wants a stripy wedding dress.
>>200062905Bit of love never hurt anyone
just put the dishwasher on
G-GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!
had a fit woman pull her knickers down and bend over when i was walking to the shops earlier
>>200062910Yeah I'm on there too much the algorithm got me
I don't get it
>>200062969Same lmfao, are you me
>>200062972
>>200062894>woman on a hen do reached over and grabbed my arse when i was walking past>fella at the pub grabbed my arse when i stood up from my seat>woman at the pub grabbed my arse while we were waiting at the bar to get served>women at the pub grabbed my william through my jeans while we were talkingi am fit, yes.
>>200062969corr x
gymtoil and runtoil complete
might order a cheeky 'aki 'za
>>200062525You don't, but if you are tiding an illegal on it is an illegal motor vehicle and so you get points
How do I convince women to have sex with me without coming off as desperate?
>go outside >vape shops>pakis>litter >grey or brown ugly buildings >obesity >chavs >rainbow flagsah yes
>>200062987im sponsored
>>200062886lose weight fat cunt
>>200062998>are you meWhat if he really is you
>>200062910I was looking at asses a lot in there, women’s asses, and somehow the algorithm decided I wanted to see gay men and it’s just flooded it with gay men asses nowI’ve been done
>>200063032don’t forget all the homeless and junkies
Redpill me on the janitorial staff here in /brit/
>>200063030Looksmax, you can say the exact same thing ugly vs attractive and get different results
So horny for muscle.So fucking HORNY for MUSCLE.
Vox Day is sort of like a much more based and redpilled version of Jordan Peterson.https://youtu.be/cI32V_bBnmY
>>200063030just be extremely handsome and charming
>>200063014fucking hell pics
>>200063014Last sounds kind of hot the rest are just grim
>>200062987its a pseudo trip. its what anon does to be recognized without having to use a tripcode. spam the same gimmick over and over until someone acknowledges you because recognition on 4chan is really important to these people for some reason.
>>200063030>>200063090This lad's right. You can get away with some truly outrageous things when you make yourself good looking.
Don't understand people that cheatLiterally just cool off for 5 minutes then have a wank later Why ruin a relationship over something as meaningless as sex
>>200063173https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcdgOeLKgn4
>>200063173virgin incel post
>>200062987i dont get why you haven't filtered him like everyone else.im also wondering why you've just reminded everyone who has filtered him that he exists. stop that
>>200063173can tell you’ve never been in a relationship or had sex
gwan get that fag smoked
>>200063173Cheat or be cheated on ladEveryone does it wake up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwEl98y7jgwtake me back lads :(
>>200063173grass is always greener elsewhere
>>200063202
>>200063195>>200063208>>200063226I'm married though
>>200063226Possibly the grimmest post I've seen on /brit/ because it's true
love are keelyi'll be so proud to see her win that gold
You can't watch a Christian video on youtube without getting a bunch of Zionist cocksucker propaganda in your reccommended feed
women don't mind if you cheat on them
>>200063173Just happens sometimes lad, especially when steamingA few months ago I was at a party and a lass straddled my lap and kissed me, I was steaming and just kissed her back for a bit. Felt fucking awful about it after and hope it doesn't happen again but there's a sliding scale between total faithfulness and shagging anything that moves
>>200063302any advice how to get girls to do this
>>200063271Your naivety is almost adorable. I can guarantee you've been cheated on at least 3 times already. Get into the real world.
just had a word with gfberg
NEED a bf
most of this country is council estates, dual carriageways, retail parks, and mcdonalds drive thrus
Turns out Amazon have lockers that you can deliver stuff to. Changes the game for buying drugs doesn't it?
https://www.accesstraininguk.co.uk/news/post/2022/03/01/how-to-become-an-electrician-ukopinions?
>>200063367GOOD lad
>>200063173Cheating is an imaginary crime made up by women who want to use the supply of sex as a weapon to manipulate men.
it's not /brit/ unless there's some mong having a meltdown
feel like SHIT
Cheated on my gf once I was at a halloween party at a hotel, there was a party in the lobby and a party on the rooftop pavilion. I ended up in an elevator with a girl dressed as Trinity from the Matrix, just us two. She was a friend of the girl who invited me and we had talked a bit earlier that night. Within 5 seconds of the elevator doors closing we were making out. Sometimes the passion of the moment just takes over.
if anyone has any questions about chemistry i will try to answer them to the best of my ability
I've never known a woman that I've liked for her personality. Only her looks.
>>200063271your post reads like someone whose experience of life is very limited
>>200063290surprised they dont wear some kind of sports bratits bouncing around all over the place - cant be very efficient
Can't imagine getting into a relationship and both parties knowing they're going to cheat, yet that's increasingly the case with young people. Very grim, only being able to form and conceive of paper mache "relationships"
>>200063466>long distance runners>tits
Rorke, ya never drew a dime buddy
>>200063445Hard to get to know the women in your porn innit lad?
Business idea: sex with people already in relationships
You click on one Christian video and youtube decides up next you want to see a bunch of fat evangelical retards shilling for the state of Israel
If her bf white she single lmao
>>200063499Will never catch on
>>200063541algo is rigged yeah
>>200063541>one Christian videowhich one?
>>200063595i cant hack the eyes flat faces and the slightly off white skinlike objectively a nice arse and lower back but the face just kills it for me
>>200063600Made me chuckle
Even through the darkest days
knew a girl in school whose sister and mum all found out the dad had a secret family
Get them moved to China
>>200063641THIS FIRE BURNSALWAYS
Did tolkein say if elvish women were clean or bush? Could go either way
>>200063641l'M A STRAIGHT EDGE NERDALWAYS
>>200063664do elves piss, fart, and poo?
>>200063645where did he get the energy?
fancy getting stuck into a good video gameany recommendations?
>>200063664Where do you think gimli got the three strands of golden hair from?
I don't drink.I don't smoke.I don't do drugs.My addiction is banter.
Lostprophets were such a good band, wonder whatever happened to them.
>>200063698nope
>>200063595timmy's deepest crush
>>200063698rimworld
Ban religion.Ban drugs.Ban alcohol.Ban prostitution.Ban private education.Ban SUVs.Ban individualism.Ban monarchism.Ban landlordism.Ban transgenderism.Ban homosexuality.Ban EU support.Ban NATO support.Ban Eurovision.Ban free markets.Ban fast food.Ban tourism.
a video I recently watched had less than 50k views and now it has a million. mad how quickly things can change
>>200063756sounds like your mother on a friday night
do you reckon there are /brit/ posters or 4chan posters who come here regularly and post from prison? apparently it’s pretty easy to get a phone in prison
What was the sanitation system like in Minas Tirith? I don't see any of those medieval shit pipes on the side of the walls. I doubt they had underground plumbing or anything.
was meant to rain today
black 12 inchers violently ramming and battering into young inexperienced pale slitsssssssssssss
>>200063698samegot bad menthol elf and need good escapism
>>200063770know what else should be banned? yeah you, cunt.
>>200063789https://www.reddit.com/r/AskScienceFiction/comments/3nytx1/lotr_did_minas_tirith_have_any_kind_of_sewer/
>>200063801stardew valley for you
might play Jak 2
>>200063788The only phones you get in prison are those tiny brickphones cause they're the easiest to shove up your arse.
>>200063802owned that commieKWAB
>>200063788There was that lad who posted from prison a few years ago. I absolutely embarrassed him though and he never showed his face again
>>200063788might be blocked to stop the guards going on it
>>200063788yeah rapelad
>>200063770i wouldnt ban big cars, alcohol or tourism
tower of babel kitten x
>>200063816Damn, Reddit really is more interesting than 4chan
>>200063831funny Pakistan had a female leader before USA
>>200063831>nonebased>one or morepussies
chess
>>200063865drunk tourists in SUV kiling britons left and right
>>200063706My obsession is golfballs.
>>200063890Autism
>>200063900Based.
Take the huw pill
>>200063890me at the back
>>200063821You play kynseed?
Sing levy dew sing levy dew, the water and the winehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfoPwBHdnj4
wonder if any of my ancestors murdered someone. wonder if any of them came to any wealth amd lost it. wonder if any of them were of note
>>200063890Little Botez makes my willy feel tingly but her voice is like nails on a chalkboard
>>2000638902,1
>>200063874i'll never experience ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP6DJ6VxBcQ
ain’t done nuthin today but watch sopranos, cook, wank and post here
>>200063922huw tuah
Chest day is the best day.
*works Diego into a shoot*
>>200063890Opening move, Andrea to my cock
>>200063788I can't even get on 4chan with my phone data outside of my house!
>>200063831Israel had one of the first woman prime ministers in the world though
>>200064000yeah and its coloured in
rorkes da's company getting done by the most basic sql injection
>no more straight line videos because waaaa I'm gonna be a dad soonHis channel is literally dead and buried
>>200063831based Greenland
>>200063840don’t think that’s true. i found this youtube channel of this guy in a UK prison once. also apparently the way they make payments is via money transfer apps on phones
>>200063831We should be on 4. 3 heads of government and 1 head of state
I understand being true neutral because you don't care, but why would anyone devote themselves philosophically or politically to neutrality? Sounds like cuckery.
>>200064073grim, isn't it?
>>200064083What's the channel called? Maybe he went to some prison in a really nice area
Rorke's daaaaOhh Rorke's daaaa
having a couple of fitties to ogle at toil really makes the day easier
the real prison? Your mind
That new piglets show is kino
payday this week de ladsget the stocks and shares ISA invested inget the bonds boughtget the lifetime ISA maxed
Leftypol's da with the fit like horrid henry's dad :skull:
how do you figure out what you want to do for a living? im 26 and im miserable in what i thought what be my 'dream job'. i need to pivot while ive got the chance. when it comes down to it, i want a job i can be invested in/passionate about. because right now, i have no motivation to do work and it's affecting my happiness. ideally the job wouldn't be in front of a computer all the time, either. i like moving about.
>>200064159no idea how to do any of that
you put the money in the computer and if you wait more money comes outdoesn't sound right
>>200064116not sure what that channel was called. but i did a bit of googling and there’s a channel called prison UK and there are videos of prisoners who are using phones to video shit i assume
>>200064179get a sugar daddy
>>200064179Grow up
>>200064179Absolutely no idea lolI got a job via an agency and worked my way up from thereI'm thinking about learning a trade though
Gonna break out from prisonWill make a YouTube series of it I'm gonna call it Breaking Out From Prison
>>200064179you don't anyone who thinks they do has really just found something tolerable where they are not being controlled by another person (or to as little degree as possible)
>>200064233what /brit/ boys dream of and desire
Bill Gates died lads
>>200064183https://www.vanguardinvestor.co.uk/investing-explained/stocks-shares-isahttps://www.barclays.co.uk/savings/bonds/https://www.moneysavingexpert.com/savings/lifetime-isas/
Toil doesn't end does it
>>200064179Fun jobs pay shit, get yourself onto the corporate ladder and start shitmunching
>>200064300dont make me Bing search this
Anyone here work in the trades or ever learned a trade?
We at /brit/ say RIP to Bill Gates.
Should be illegal to have women this fit presenting CBeebies
>>200064294x
OMFG we're really doing this again?Waaaa idk how to invest I'm so scared it's so overwhelming1) open a stocks and shares ISA with vanguard like you would with literally any other bank or savings account2) monthly direct debit into the account3) nothing It's not hard.
>>200064310it's what we get for eating the apple
>>200062395reckon so yeah
Bill Gates just 'died' by which l mean he uploaded his conciousness to a machine and is now terrorising LA
hate being bi
>>200064300>>200064344why get our hopes up
>>200064395he hasn't done this before
Wish it were 2010 and we could get a big /brit/ lobby going on cod
>>200064364yeah what stocks
>>200064411you into girly boys or the big gruff pooey blokes?
mad we'll see Tesla go out of business soon
>>200064179You need something outside of work that will help make you happy. If toil was fun they wouldn't need to pay you. The best you can hope for is something you are good at that doesn't involve too much stress.If you want to work outside, look at becoming a gardener or something. At least you can listen to music and nobody will bother you.
>>200064454the former
>>200064411read something recently saying that men who identify as bi-sexuals are the most likely group to be sociopaths
>>200063868https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YI9noRIjwoits a nice cat
>>200064451You just choose a global all cap You don't select the individual stocks
>>200064483so prison bi
>>200064483think a lot of blokes who call themselves straight would shag those given the chance and noone finding out, just call yourself straight m8
>>200064493like all the worst Roman emperors (dont know if this is true)
Hello FCA? There's some anon giving out unregulated financial advice l, get him
>>200064566It's FSCS you plum
>uploaded his conciousness to a machinenever gonna happen
>>200064618atheists love their science fiction
and the very latest from mousey?
>>200064615>>200064615>>200064615
>>200064591FSCS is the Financial Services Compensation Scheme you retard.T. In a FCA regulated profession
