dna testing edish
hello
>>200064615neat
Proper crying rn
if anyone has any questions about christanity i will try to answer them to the best of my ability
>>200064680*hugs you*
Rorke bursting a kids ball that landed in his garden
>>200064686a white lass wouldn't act like a childish mong like this
>>200064702your answering ability extends to >?and>how so
>>200064702bore off you tedious runt
>>200064751what makes you say that?>>200064753hc?
Don't pick global all cap. Pick nich emerging market microcap
>>200064702you know bugger all though
Right, you know the rules, NO current events discussion ok?
>>200064776cap
>>200064778what do i not know about with regards to broad christian answers for the inquisitive?
Leftypol stealing a kids ball that landed in his garden because private property isnt real
Feeling so lustful
>>200064791Is "doing a poo" current events?
What have you learned today lads? I learned that a nautical mile is 1/60th of a degree of latitude or that one degree of latitude = 60 nautical miles. One degree of longitude is also 60 nautical miles at the equator.
>>200064566Brunt! FCA. I'll get to the bottom of this.
(8) im tryina get high till i cant feel nothing (8)
hope I die in my sleep tonight haha just kidding am I though haha
>ask diego a question >he responds with an endless series of questions
>>200064843I learned that a nautical mile is 1/60th of a degree of latitude or that one degree of latitude = 60 nautical miles. One degree of longitude is also 60 nautical miles at the equator.
>>200064702Are you aware it's not Friday?
FCAFanny Cunt Arse
>>200064643alri big man x
but, um, gloria excel!
>>200064878Jewish way of answering questions desu
>>200064889If you learned that from me, I'm pleased to have taught you.
>>200064843Ancient Romans called crashes in chariot races 'ship wrecks'
Literally just heard my wife record some filthy talk in the bathroom Presumably sending it to some local youthAlways thought I'd batter her if I caught her cheating but honestly I'm too turned on. Is this normal
if anyone has any questions about Aristotelian deism I will try to answer them to the best of my ability
Cum in your pants.Now.Do it.DO IT NOW.
>>200064897why does that matter>>200064878hs?
>>200064878Yeah he does do that That said I have seen him just bluntly concede he doesn't know something If you ever get one of those (i.e. me) then you have beaten Diego
>>200064921kino
>>200064945What's that?
>>200064935Naufragia? Nice
>>200064945who does he play for?
No-one in the office today so I could have a proper stinky lunch. Half a tube of sour cream pringles and 4 cigarettes. The meal of champions.
>>200065010foul loathsome wretched
>>200064970how so?
>>200064986Aristotle's take on Deism.>>200064998It's a belief, not a person.
>>200064921Yep Back in the day this was how we got cheats Magazines, phone lines and the occasional appeal to the GamesMaster himself
>>200065010Based
>>200065046I used to print them out at the library from cheat planet (dot) com
The difference between flotsam and jetsam. Flotsam is debris in the water that was not deliberately thrown overboard, and jetsam is debris in the water that was deliberately thrown overboard, most often to lighten the load.In marine law, flotsam may be claimed by the owner, jetsam belongs to whomever discovers it
>>200065087Those sites came a bit later but I did the same once we knew about them CheatCC from my school's laser printer, pages on how to fly the Dodo to Ghost Town on GTA 3
I don't have any friends
>Arsene Wenger>Arsenal Managercome on now
need to beat Malenia in elden ring but can't be arsed
>>200065131there used to be this show on british tv about video games. can’t remember what it was called but they had this skit called game guru i think. maybe someone else knows what i’m talking about
daisy edgar jonesfittie
going pub on my birthday if you want ot come x
>>200065046The gaming mags would have a little cheat book with them.
>>200065176He was in the one you're replying to But there was also Bad Influence
>>200065176that's the onegamezville
>>200065188Where?
>>200065217oh haha. assumed that one on the picture was american
Donate your whole life savings to the jay slater fundraiserDO IT
>>200065188any cute lads gonna be there? x
>>200065239pub
>>200065046Remember gamefaqs
>>200065188Who else is going?
>>200065246Invest in slatecoin
>>200065188yeah I'll come x
Bits
>>200065249ill be there haha x>>200065274some mates haha>>200065287ok haha x
Charlie Brooker was a games reviewer who ate his own arse before he did Screenwipe and that other thing he did
Mind boggling how much money people waste in holidays abroad.
>>200065123Also lagan and derelictLagan is goods thrown overboard heavy enough to have sunk to the ocean floor, but marked, perhaps with a floating buoy. Belongs to the ownerDerelict is goods on the ocean floor that has no hope of being recovered/abandoned and no expectation that it be returned to its owner
Toil on the morrow. It looms.
>>200065255Pub where
>>200065262Still use it sometimes for older games
>>200065310Not a waste if you're creating good memories
>>200065310bet you love saving dont youooh the number went up didnt itponce
just donated my life savings to Jay Slater fundits the right thing to do
>>200065310cant believe people spend 15k on a coach to dundee and it aint even sunny
>>200065310holidays in the uk are probably more expensive and much shittier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQQVBDIwACA365 365 365 365
>>200065181she was super cute in Normal Peopleshow was a hard watch for the modern day adult virgin man thoughbeit
>>200065188Exeter?
>>200065357Gigachad yes.
>>200065370true, biggest expense is the travel obviously but everything else will likely be much cheaper than its equivalent in the uk
>5 hours
>>200065343you know the onewhere htey all go
>>200065404cant take it with you when you die!
Any degree havers here regret getting a degree?
>>200065370Unless you're driving 500 miles nah
>>200065409looks like a HENTAIED vid this
>>200065448Got a gce in maths and art me
https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/jul/19/japan-asks-young-people-views-marriage-population-crisis
>>200065433I don't intend to, but I do intend to retire by 45.
>>200065448regret getting my GNVQ
>>200065448nope because i did a proper degree, none of that woke shite
>>200065471Great. I asked about degrees though
>>200065460uk is an expensive country, and it’s expensive to get an airbnb or something anywhere you would realistically want to go. you can get a £50 return to portugal and spend 1/2 the price you would in the lake district or cornwall
>>200065448don't regret retaking my a-levels at 21
having heart palpitations againcan hardly breathe hands and feet tingling nigerian gp said it's probably nothing tbf
>>200065541>you can get a £50 return to portugal and spend 1/2 the price you would in the lake district or cornwallRubbish
>>200065561completely true
>>200065507lol
>>200065551What did you do originally and what did you retake?
>>200065559did you try the b12 lad?
>>200065559vax status?
>>200063173I consider men who've never cheated low testChange my mind
>>200065617media studies, religious studies and pe
>>200065409I don't know anything about this film but the reviews for it are shit.
>>200065619yeah worked for a few months but they're back now >>200065628triple vaxed
what country should l play in hoi4?
>having heart palpitations againme on friday when im off my nut on mephedrone haha
Kiss it better.
>>200065448No I went straight into a 30k job after uni and then 7 months later a 35k job with it.
>>200065448Yes proper waste of time
>>200065604It's simply a matter of saving and investing as much as possible while keeping spending down.Once you hit 100k, then getting 5% growth each year allows your money to rapidly grow.
>>200065559sounds like a panic attack to meinb4 webb
gen z boss and a mini gf desired and required
I taaaaaalk to the windMy woooords are all carried away
>>200065448Did electrical engineering but I'm not clever enough to actually be an engineer. I don't even put it on my CV anymore.
>>200065694it's not happens twice a day once after lunch and once about 9-10pm
>>200065448Regret doing a boring STEM degree instead of something like art or literature
>>200065633cheating is a sign of lack of discipline, stability and securityvery feminine behaviour, hence why women are usually genetically disposed to it
>>200065559Panic attack mate, deep breaths, you're not having a heart attack, you're fine, just hyperventilating.
beth
>>200065686What degree
>>200064776Terrible advice, might as well buy cryptocurrencies with dog logos
might get smartwatchor is that a virgin thing to do >>200065736literally not panicking about anything this happens regularly see >>200065720
if anyone has any questions about poo i will try to answer them to the best of my ability
Only 15 years ago India was considered a tourist destination for rich people who want spiritual enlightenment. And now rape, Street shitting and scam calls are what they're mostly known for, I've never seen a country take such a big PR hit without starting a war.
>>200065448It made me a normie which was more than worth it
>>200065648France because - much like in real life- only someone utterly brain dead could get conquered by Germany
leftypol going back to school
>>200065769panic attacks can happen regularly
>>200065738fingered her on the demon drop at crealy's
>>200065734Men cheat more than women, virgin
ummm hahah x
>>200065711What are you doing mate, if you got the degree then you're smart enough. In engineering you never know everything, you're always learning and feel like a moron at the start.>>200065742CS>>200065769Have smaller/lighter meals perhaps. Also exercise.
>>200065773What's your favourite thing about pooing?
>>200065773>>200065778.
>>200065720sounds like low blood sugar if it happens after meals
>>200065734It's low test not to want to fuck beautiful women. Evolution wants you to spread your genes.
I can't watch Bruce Willis films now, it's just too sad.
>>200065778nah it’s always been a place for adventurous hippy backpackers not richoids. there are probably richoid resorts and hotels but i wouldn’t say it’s particularly known for that
>>200065738>fails to kill herself>helps people to not kill themselves>then kills herselfI don't understand
35k is about £2.20 an hour after inflation btw
Lambo Miura sex arse
>>200065813>CSSounds boring
>>200065838>Low blood sugar usually affects people with diabetes who take insulin or some other diabetes medicines. It's rare in people without diabetes.uh oh spaghettios!
completely missed the 200 millionth post
>>200065813He got a 3rd it's barely a degree
Big DaveHe was the future, once
>>200065559what kind of retarded gp says that is nothing
The Ruthless Aggression era was better than the Attitude Era.
quite nice this for a smartwatchlooks almost like a normal watch
Oink.
>>200065883WAS A NOWTBUTTY.
>>200065867Programming is just like solving puzzles, and I get to wfh. Overall it's a good job, every day is different and it provides mental stimulation.>>200065887A third isn't great but he could still do something with it
Me at 7PM:>haha I'm gonna stay up dead late tonight!Me at 21:45:>hmm actually I will just go to bed I'm tired now
>>200065888
I earn 85k€ (before taxes), recently turned 25, masters degree. What about you anons?
>>200065852this fate awaits many of us those of us "lucky" enough to reach old age will be dribbling spackers whom no one can picture as a spritely young man
>>200065883dude the heckin' poster.. h-he got the digits!!!!
>>200065895the man's never drank a pint in his life
My degree is in history and I've only just got to 30k this year after working full time for 6 years. Sucks. Unfortunately it's true that non STEM degrees aren't valued.
>>200065920Smartwatches are pointless as they rely on your phone.>wow I got a text on my watch, that's mentalYou can just pull your fucking phone out of your pocket to see that.
can watch Bruce Willis films and Chris Benoit matches dont care
>>200065928what programming do you do
>>200065971I'm not poor unlike you so I can afford it
got unmatched but I can't remember their profile, gonna bug me
>>200065988this but wanking to dead p0rnstars
>>200065952I'm 31 and unemployed.
>>200065963NahAre Dave drinks many a pint
>>200065995C++
>>200065928>Programming is just like solving puzzlesI did computing at A Level and no it wasn't, it's just typing lines of code.
why is the hospital food so fucking peng in switzerland, they even have an a la carte menu lol
>>200066019what do you use C++ to do
i have a history degree yes I deserve 100k
>>200065970same as me 6 years after starting as an apprentice in engineering lol
>>200066017big Xi getting stuck in
>>200065998what a dumb consumer slave lmao
>>200065970what area of history did you specialise in
>>200066024>I did computing at A Level lol
>>200065952I earn £42k as a PHP developer and can barely afford rent and bills
I made the wrong subject choices for my A Levels in 2012 and it fucked up the rest of my life. I should've taken IT, history, English and Biology.
>>200066024lolmoron
got an o level (grade e) in art history me. on 250 grand a year
>>200066031swiss people accept nothing but the best
>>200066031looks leng thatall me mum got in hospital was some muck on a plate, had to bring in food for herthis country is a disgrace and the NHS should be shut down
>>200066093wtf is a PHP developer needed for in the year 2024
>>200066051Create software
the UK could have been a software powerhouse if they'd bothered to teach actual CS / software in schools instead of school IT consisting of "memorise what HTML stands for"
9:30 wank all finished and cleaned up
>phpomds
>>200066077How's it any different at university? It's still programming.
>>200066130why does it look like he is playing a guitar
i am unironically a php developerfunny how life goes
me? did Maths, Further Maths, Chemistry, Physics, General Studies, AQA Bacc, EPQ, Sociology, Computing at A-leveldid general studies, sociology and computing in my own time
>>200066093Don't live in London then
>>200066093you're shite with money then aren't you >but i-you're an incel with 0 dependants be quiet
>>200066075Early Modern and interwar periods.
>>200066163you never had sex though so think onthink on
one time a teacher asked me how much time I spend on doing homework and I legit didn't know and just said 20 minutes randomly and everyone laughed. still don't know if it's too long or too short.
barnsley php mong is here
>>200065809>>200065841also true alpha chad men throughout history have been able to have women agree to share them and be in haremsthe covert sneakiness is also very woman-like
>>200066118>>200066123you just go to whatever hospital your doctor is assigned to, so this is covered by basic health care which is literally what even the average mong is onmental how grim the NHS is and even private over here wouldn't offer a like for like service despite being far more expensive
>>200066144not him and i didn’t do computing at a level but i would be very surprised if it didn’t involve at least some problem solving challenges, and was really just mindlessly “writing lines of code”
>>200066031switzerland needs refugees immediately
>>200065970Should have become a teacher mate, basically the only thing to do with a history degree.
>>200066209>true alpha chad menname 5
>>200066182Interwar in the UK?
I enrolled in three different unis for free and still ended up owing money
matt ludford the php mong
i work as a php developer but im so embarrassed by it i tell them i suck off dogs for a fiver a go
>>200065970ive been in work (granted after 3 years of phd) for 3.5 years and im on 200k
>>200066245‘
>>200066161here is your scarab
>>200066093>PHP developerIt's over before it even began
something badly wrong with meheart still going like the clappers 2 hours after eatingalmost fell asleep in a toil meeting todayit not right
>>200066245Not allowed to work with children
>>200066232We had to design a basic program for a school related task. Mine was for a classroom booking system. Think it was in Visual Basic.I got a C and didn't enjoy it at all. I'll admit I wasn't that good at it, but I still found it tedious.
taught my moss ball php and now its making more money than me
>>200066246search famous men who had harems
>>200066342Why's that then?
got a masters degree and only earn 28k
>>200066330get shitfaced on alcoholteach your body to respect YOU
what do seals smell like? fish? i hope not>>200066330unironically diabetes mate
>>200066293hope you get paki'd
what will they get up to in the olympic village?
should i get an ecg done or something >>200066382had my blood tested and they never got back to me so assume it was fine
>>200066330>almost fell asleep in a toil meeting todaycould br sleep apnea if you're having heart problems
>>200066401diabetes isnt in your blood its in your ORGANS
>>200066245Nah sounds awful. I work in a quality administration role now.
>>200066400Now show the British ones
>>200066197Still have a memory from when I was 16, sitting in form room, first one in that day, and I was doing some homework or whatever and my teacher, who had been sitting quietly the whole time prior, randomly hit out with "I worry about you [anon]".She wasn't accusatory or jokey or played for laughs or specifically about me doing homework; it was fully sincere, as if she was legitimately worried for my future. I remember feeling completely seen. Still remember it now, 15 years later. She was right to worry as well as I've arsed my life up.
>>200066400Rani is fucking gorgeous, shame about the tummy button. Takes her from a 10 to a 4
>>200066369court judgement
>>200066330drink a litre of water
>>200066414nah asked mum and stepmum about this and they said i don't snore
>>200066425History related quality administration?
>>200066246charlie veitchnigel faragehulk hoganjimmy savilerich piana
feel blessed to be the extremely charismatic son of two salespeople as i, at any given moment, could walk into a sales job based off my personality alone. though i totally wasted the last 10 years being a druggo
>>200066496you living with your lesbian mums?
a toast!
need dr. mouse in here STAT
>>200066446It's never too late to turn it around mate, you can do it.
>>200066514alri deano
>>200066445
gavin & stacey > peep show
>>200066498No, unrelated to my degree.Like I said, sadly there's no fucking point studying the humanities at university.
>>200066015ktim but 2 years youngernot for long thoughbeit
Mouse M.D
>>200066542yh
>>200066455somehow i think i'd learn to put up with it
One time I was completely caught off guard at work and exposed myself as a virgin when someone asked "do you snore at night?" and I, unthinking, answered honestly with "I don't know".
>>200066560i'm more artsy and quick-witted than deanoi'm a lot like russell brand in many, many ways, including being from essex
its up
>>200066581should’ve done a law conversion course after
>>200066446:(
poo > wee
stem degrees are overratedwe all know uni is for smashing drugs and peng tings
>>200066610
my life has never got going
>>200066610Done you
>>200066610oh shit thats a good onethe fucking normies just enjoy torture
>>200066567Proper roses
>>200066626Being a lawyer doesn't appeal to me at all.I want to either learn a trade or work as an engineer in an industrial setting.
>>200066610howling because this has also happened to me
>>200066549clearly not true though is it
>>200066631this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXkm6h6uq0klistening to this makes me feel like a proper boomer
>>200066610you've were done
well said Hannah
>>200066623unsubbed from her years ago and i see shes gone fully mental
Most inventions of the last 20 years have not improved society at all.The Internet is good, but social media is cancer. Smartphones are also awful. People glued to them.
i made three hundred thousand pounds last year pulling weeds
>>200066752Habsburg jaw
thinking about getting one fo them projectors instead of a telly
>>200066766good post desu
>>200066766the plastic retaining thing on bottle caps is absolutely awful
>>200066675
>>200066610Years ago in my virgin days someone mentioned 'netflix and chill' and I didn't understand>'Anon you don't know what netflix and chill is?'>'No'>Everyone is quiet>'It's when you and a girl err....watch a film and have sex'>'Oh right'>Have everyone looking at me like I'm a fucking freak>Go bright redI think part of being a virgin is a lack of confidence as I would have been fine in that situation now. But then it was deeply embarrassing even though it shouldn't have been.
>>200066761was it when she smoked weed with a fake 100 dollar bill?
>>200066801yeah a bit always drips out of the cap and onto me now
>>200066766what’s good about the internet?
>>200066752Disagree, the "all bullying is bad" rhetoric is why our nation is in such dire straits
>>200066758I admire your committent but I always forget
>>200066810Normies are cuntsPeople at work bitch about others 24/7 behind their backs
>>200066752guarentee she is only, ONLY thinking about women and would think a 27 year old virgin man is a weirdo
>>200066808yum
>>200066810That would be incredibly cute if you weren't a fat uggo as you most likely are
>>200066610I enjoy rubbing my inceldom in normgroid faces so I probably would've said "no one even knows what the inside of my bedroom looks like so how the fuck would I know"
>>200066854ahh ye cos 4chan is a beacon of civility
>>200066856yeah? you guarantee that do you?
>>200066884its all out in the open here. much better
I feel shame while saying words like love, sex, man, woman, girl etc out loud
just carnt be arsed with it
>>200066916Back to the front lines Ivan, you need to die for the Glory of Mother Putin
>>200066852no most trannies, furries, neonazis, gays and lefties were bullied a lot at school, hence it pushed them into the extreme fringes of societythe people who weren't bullied, or who just beat the shit out of their bullies, are normal, well-adjusted people
vvvvvvvvvvvvv>>200066943>>200066943
>>200066916you’re weird. you remind me of one of the irish posters here
>>200066888yes i do
>sex, man
>>200066808>1 run cleanis this for alcoholics or something
>>200066752>you are not unloveable>you are not ugly>you are not broken>you are not a lost causeha! wrong again!
>>200067025LOLthis is me
>>200066755
>>200065448No, because it was better than staying at home.
