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fancy a bum?
luv posts from toilers getting tortured by normies at toil
>>200066943HELLOYEAH I'M I'M A /BRIT/ THREAD
>>200066961
It's over for RorkePic related
are you red fox
>>200066970Freak
Get much done today then?
>>200066943Good edish
>>200066937no the wide proliferation of all that nonsense came about after schools tried their best to stamp out bullying
/brit/ boys new england GFs
>>200066984don't ask questions when you're not prepared for the answer
>>200067001earned money at my job and just claimed my third new
Did I fuck up?
>>200067042>32gig RAMAre you mapping the known universe?
Might just win the lottery me
>>200067042you wont be doing any fucking, up or otherwise, with that virginity monitoring station
Went in there at 12 before a game at Craven cottage expecting food. We were told that they did not serve food on match days and wouldn’t let us take food in. This resulted in me getting worse for wear and being asked to leave later on. Make sure you eat before you go if it’s a match day.
>>200067042no idea what this means but I'm assuming it's a fake picture with ludicrous concept for (you)s
very hyped for this race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcRgqXYmzZE
>>200067068are you joking 32 is standard
We can't be friendsBut I'd like to just pretendYou cling to your papers and pensWait until you like me againWait for your loveLove, I'll wait for your love
I think I'm cuteI know I'm sexy
>>200067019feel like this is an apt example of “correlation does not equal causation”. anti-bullying measures go a long with all the woke shit but they aren’t the cause of it
>>200067085https://www.fulhamfc.com/visit/matchday-at-the-cottage/stadium-experience/concessionspricing/Liar liar pants on fire
>virginity monitoring station
kittenberg keeps biting my feetthe little cunt wont be so cheery when his knackers get cut off in a few months
>>200067120flag on bristolbender
>>200067126howling
>>200067112Ok crytobro
>>200067101Kerr is a knob but he's our knob
on the strongbows again aha what am i like x
>>200067042no that's solid
>>200067153that's to do with graphics cards not ram you spastic
>>200067068Chrome exists>>200067084Yeah I’m a virgin and need video games as a distraction>>200067095It’s not a joke had a consumer moment and night a high end gaming pc despite not knowing how everything actually works haha
i say the right thing, but act the wrong wayi suck a big cock, because i am gay
>>200067161me? got some stellas in the fridge but not drinking tonight
pc component patter is it ayetime for my bed
>>200067042How much?
>>200067212no peters
>>200067212you can’t post the peters
>>200067161been on it 3 days in a rowoff todaywill wait until saturday i thinkneed to curb the drinkingthe devil works hard like my liver
built my first pc about 12 years ago when ram was cheap and got 16gb and people called me a retard and said I'd never need that much
time to peruse some GDP, netvideogirls and backroom casting couch
Diego and Commiemong effortlessly drawing 2 millyBradleyposter drawing no dimes
the transistor store the electricity? did it?
>>200067151https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59JiA4NBNbk
>>200067221
katy's womb splattered with cronem spaff
>>200067273
>>200067217alri oscar wilde
>>200067124>correlation does not equal causationhate that this is a statement now, it should really be "correlation does not ALWAYS equal causation" because it quite often does
>GTX 1660 Super
this broke him
took a pic of my days fit wdyt?
>>200067283https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-5HHsfsuBI
>>200067317I like it mate works well for you
>>200067313he's clearly broken you
>>200067319looks like a french maid here
>>200067307yeah i know
>[Deleted]What was it?
>>200067352Don't worry about it
>>200067341
>>200067352depraved. but i saved it to my pc before janny got in there.
wish i could see some ruby granger related posts
>>200067404
>>200067404She’s posted a packing video on TikTok, she’s gone for four nights and is only taking a carry on (looks like just an under the seat bag). I’ve done this a few times and it’s totally doable with smart packing, so it’s really irrationally irritated me that she’s wasted half her bag space with two hardbacks, what looks like one paperback, and a notebook for four nights?? Then when she shows the outfits it looks like it’s just two bottoms, two t shirts, a sweater vest and a jumper?? Why does she always prioritise her ‘I’m a reader’ aesthetic over being practical
>>200067364putin isn't actually hard fyihe was a paper pusher
>heathermong arrivesi'm off lads, gnight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ophnmGWQGsU
>>200067404>>200067424samenonce
>>200067432Gayzovite
adhdberg going mentalcant do anything
tingling in my hands is backit's over for me
cat sneed
>>200067432thought he was kgb
black goon pythings viciously pounding out pale slit after pale slit after pale slit pumping thick splats of yardie yogurt into their inexperienced wombs xx
>>200067432actually controls his country unlike obama
Bedtime soon team. Toil on the morrow again. Got a slight headache. Had two ibuprofen.
doing a bad thing twice
tingling in my bellend
>>200065559Over active thyroid lad
While performing a favor for someone by painting their house, I found myself in an unfortunate situation. Overcome by an urgent need, I resorted to pissing in their sink, as the only bathroom was occupied for an extended period
God lads old money posho cunts are a different breed. What an insufferable lot
hymens getting carelessly ripped up like seals on lunch boxes
>>200067532could be could be
Spaino on a madone
>>200067532my cat had thathe's dead
>heart palpationsktim after 8 pints of Heineken and a bottle of vodka
little hymens getting bashed open xx mmhmm
>>2000672584th day on aha x
>>200067619looks like elton john made it
KEELY
>>200067595take b12 mate
>>200067619why so much onion
>>200067619you'd tear up eating that
>>200067619rorkes burger
The American president Joseph Biden has passed awayThe news will be announced at any minute nowThe flags are at half-mastKamal Harris is the new President of America
>>200067655I eat a lot of meat tho
>>200067604he likes the corn
more like jamal harristhat's a MAN, baby!
lads... I found a lump on my shoulder and it lines up perfectly with the signs of soft tissue sarcoma (cancer). It has a 50% survival rate. I'm FUCKED. It's OVER.
Alright I've had enough of this shit. I've never cummed on/in my mother and/or impregnated her, but I can tell that this isn't real cum in/on/near a pussy. Firstly, the "cum" is WAY too watery and runny, while real cum is Aryan white. Second, you wouldn't just cum so suddenly with one or two thrusts into a vajay, even with something like butthole stimulation or fertility drugs to make you cum fast. You need to achieve the minimum number of strokes inside to mingle the cunt juices and hormones with the dick to cause male ejaculation. This is why the average length of sexual intercourse is at least 45 seconds, which is 90 strokes. I think most men average about two strokes a second, but I'm about 1.5 times less than that as my penis is quite long and girthy.Second, you can literally tell by the low quality that magically starts occurring during this guy's climax that there's some sort of government AI interference. They want you focused on the "cum" and how sudden it is. They're trying to turn us all into sissy gooner weirdos who leak semen prematurely 24/7 to Facebook kids from the comfort of our bug pods. I can't think of anything more Jewish than this.
>>200067730commiemong post
Don't look up Joe Biden's middle name
fake illness purely psychosomatic https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2q03ppzzz0o
>>200067728oh sorry I dropped some of my angel delight on you *scoops it up and eats it*
>>200067709probably still deficient
>>200067757Joseph R. Biden
>>200067779I'm dying. I'm dying and you think it's funny to drop angel delight on me.
>American president dead>ignoring this massive international eventUhh... What?
any National Socialists in the house this evening?
>A woman in her 30s has died after she was attacked by a pet dog in Coventry.>It happened inside a property on Wexford Road at about 12:15 BST on Monday, the ambulance service said.awwww but hes well soft xx
the thread has soured now the jew has shown up
dogs are the NPC pet
Jay Slater welcoming Joe Biden at the pearly gates
>>200067821Be humble. Biden has just passed.
Kind of baffled by that post earlier in the day by the lad who didn't know how to cut his sideburns. The division between your head hair and beard hair is quite noticable and I just cut it there when I go clean shaven.
>>200067775My ex had it, it's cringe but its very real. Was a nightmare
>>200067831rorke desperately hoping it's an xl bully
31 years sober
Rorke spinning the roulette wheel on his desk labeled with "racism" "transphobia" "immigrants" and "jews" to see what he'll post today
>>200067878here's the you you're desperate for now fuck off
imagine hating dogs. some dangeorusly smelly pakis here
bulging with imagined riches
>>200067900you spinning a wheel on which every section is labelled "rorke"
>>200067879>I go clean shaven
>>200067879>didn't know how to cut his sideburnsI don't know either.
>>200067868He rather slyly connected the second point to the first, when the amount of dogs who have actually mauled children is extremely low if you factor out shitbulls.The first one isn't surprising at all, food is an extremely strong desire and human beings struggle to control their eating too. Just another edgelord post by a 14 year old.
A convicted rapist would not be picked for the Australian Olympics team, says chief Anna Meares after Steven van de Velde was named in the Netherlands beach volleyball squad for Paris 2024.Van de Velde, now 29, was sentenced to four years in prison in 2016 after pleading guilty to raping a 12-year-old British girl when he was 19.The Dutchman, who met his victim on Facebook, travelled from Amsterdam to the UK and raped the girl at an address in Milton Keynes.Van de Velde resumed his volleyball career after serving just 12 months of his four-year sentence and was selected in June for the Dutch Olympic team for Paris.
>The flag on the White House is never flown at half-mast except upon the occasion of the death of the President of the United States or an ex-president-The Library of Congress Joseph has died
Watching telly lads x
Why pay ten grand for a holiday just to sit on a beach for three days.
https://x.com/MidnightMitch/status/1815117238313345250
>>200067958van de velde sounds white lying bitch
Noticed that a lot of browns have started using the NPC meme to describe white people's basic compassion. I bet you're an NPC if you don't shag goats too ay abdul?
>>200067958>The Dutchman, who met his victim on Facebook, travelled from Amsterdam to the UKI guess you could say, he was the flying dutchman!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4epgWCic-Zg&ab_channel=IHateDogs
>>200068009that would be a very expensive holiday at a very nice luxury resort so presumably people who do that have money to burn
A total flight ban has been implemented where Joseph lives except to a single VIP planeHe's dead
listening to the minecraft OST again
please shut up
>>200068077how do you know
>>200068101bag on her head and pass around the cronem
>>200068077kameler is going to snuff him out in his sleep with a pillow so her ratings go upQ said this
>>200068101my gf is like this
My e-gf (lol) is from a Scandi country, I'm going to meet her soon once I move to Europe in a month for grad schoolThere is zero appeal to hoejabis like the one in the OP. Hoejabi is an ugly and unmarriageable state of mind that can't be fixed no matter how modestly she dresses. This is why I care less about performative stuff like wearing the hijab and more about attitude. Hot women are a dime a dozen when you're in your early 20s.
It's likely that Biden death will be attributed to Covid-19A final victory to the Lockdown lovers
>grad school
>>200068103Because transponders exist you twit along with flight rules being publicly available for obvious reasons
>>200068163why do you assume he's dead then
bin ladenbi|n la|denbiden
>yank politics>>>/pol/>>>/int//cum/>>>/b/>>>/news/>>>/x/Stop chatting this shit here
>>A woman in her 30s has died after she was attacked by a pet dog in Coventry.
Janny he's a boring cunt, just give him a 3day for politics
>cronemthat like cro magnon?
>>200068128
>>200068175Learn to read>The flags are at half-mast
LOIS I'M COMING
>>200068211yeh so am I, don't see the news going bonkers about me, do you?
>>200068211you didnt say theyre at half mast you stupid whiteboy
I’m a good person.My parents raised me right.
>>200068211they've already lowered the flags despite no announcement whatsoever? bizarre procedure
>>200068199Literally never heard that phrase outside this thread.
who tf is rorke?
>>200068237it’s canadian slang
>>200068236He's wrong but they lowered them first when Queenie died too
>>200068204rorkes rabbit
>>200068230You're white
>>200068254Me
This is mousenonce>Scottish>on benefits>unwashed greasy hair>teeth falling out (pic related)>energy drink addiction>bronze on league of legends>steals meal deals, chocolate bars and toilet paper from shops and cafes>gay>furry>obsessed with Walt Disney, Florida, Jacob Rees-Mogg and the House of Lords>Was homeless for 18 years>Is either 30 or 36 (conflicting information)>lives in a council flat>neighbours have called the police on him multiple times>tried to strangle his neighbour in the Co-Op>wrote a deranged letter about Bank of England policy to Baroness Blackstone>tries to melt down free sim cards for gold>smokes 40 cigarettes a day, mostly from tobacco off the floor>eats dog food
>>200068230See >>200067702
any winky bum man in
>>200068292Some say he's a menace to society...All we know, is he's called the mouse
imagine a thred without spanfreak
cat tug
>>200068292mouseGOD
cumwilly arsesis
>>200068292>bronze on league of legendsIs this good?
wanking a cock
>>200068325Uh, Janman?
>>200068365Hope it's your own
>>200068325soyjaks + greentexting is cringe now
>>200066943Best sketch
>>200068361Is that an autism lanyard?
>>200068351it's one above the lowest rank, where you're barely not playing against bots anymore
>>200068325ILLTAST
>>200068351bronze is typically the lowest rank in games. for literal tards and 3 year olds
i hate dogs and their retarded owners
>>200068351Genuine retard tier
450 grams of carbs today, still in a calorie deficit
WWE HQ lowering their flag for Chris Benoit
>>200068434Start drinking this!!
getting my BBC wanked
>>200068434do you not know what insulin or water weight is
>>200068424no one cares what you think about anything you deranged subhuman
>>200068424'sheed
>>200068417what does that mean
stop doing this:start doing this:
For those who don't believeA live stream of the white househttps://www.earthtv.com/en/webcam/washington-dc-capitol
>>200068458what’s even the point of this
>>200068526It's an acronym
Too tired for the presleep Thomas tank
>>200068523how i imagine someone who blogs about eating 450g of carbs
The reason it hasn't been announced publicly is because they are waiting for Americans to return home from work after 6PM
>>200068598You could say that they're Biden their time
>>200068567yes but what does it mean
howling at the jordan peterson and elon musk talk guy is just rambling on about nothing and elon looks like he wishes he never did it in the first place
>>200068559my bad
>>200068620I look like that and say that
>>200068625don’t watch talking head shite. you never really get anything out of it, it’s mostly blather
feet tingling now
might wangle the old willingtonoidard
word on the street is that sleepy joe has finally kicked the bucket. do we believe?
I fucked up lads
>>200068625It is ironic how much Jordan Peterson rants about postmodernism because when he isn't complaining about woke he speaks such utter drivel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTOFHhidHHA
>>200068738tell us what happened lad
HI I'M BARRY SCOTT
>>200068752All orange cats are mental
>>200068502>>200068508touched a nerve did i?
Sometimes before I go out for the evening I will drop some horrendous bait. I enjoy coming back several hours and reading through the idiots who wasted their time responding to it.
>>200068787i know exactly which poster you aresubhuman lol
>touched a nerve did i?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMI3qu5IGTo
>>200068625watch the one with richard dawkinshe's continually baffled by the nonsense JP comes out with
>>200068625used to watch some of his lectures about religion and stuff but didn't understand any of it. swear none of the audience did either and just played along so that they didn't seem stupid
>>200068803no you don'tps. dogs are for dumb slaves
Love how Trump is responsible for quite possibly the coolest photograph of the 21st century and all that people with TDS can do is cope.
Wearing a party hat lads
owning a pet of any kind is incredibly childish
>no you don't>ps. dogs are for dumb slaves
The childless soillennial dog mafia will insist that their dogs be allowed everywhere and you WILL comply or you WILL be shamed on social media.
>>200068841i doyou’re a subhuman
Olympics opening ceremony on Friday so. We can watch that. Diego can commentate on it. It will be lovely
>royal bank of scotland ad>it's full of pakis and blacksthe fuck
*lobs pet brick out the window*
>>200068905any dog out in public should be shotkeep them on your own property if you're that stupid, but don't annoy actual humans.
>>200068870pablo escobar is probably one of the biggest alpha males to ever live and he had a zoo
>The childless soillennial dog mafia will insist that their dogs be allowed everywhere and you WILL comply or you WILL be shamed on social media.
*flushes pet poo down the toilet*
>>200068963Nice selfie
Dogfree: We Don't Like DogsThis is a subreddit for those who do not like or own dogs to discuss modern-day dog ownership and its effects on society. This is our corner of the world. Weigh-in from dog owners is off topic and disallowed. Thank you for respecting our space.
>>200068952you thinking you’re an “actual human” is hilarious. humans like dogs and are nice to animals
>>200068961Sad when he died at the end in his own mansion
>any dog out in public should be shot>keep them on your own property if you're that stupid, but don't annoy actual humans.>Nice selfie
heathermong vs dave in a dogmong battle!
Don't understand people who skip showers. I can't go a single day without one and sometimes have a shower in the morning and the night.
gay porn
>>200068989vegan nonce
wulllldddd nah KEST
>>20006892390% of TV adverts are full of pakis and blackswhat the fuck did you expect?
>>200068434ive lost heaps of weight this winter when people should be gaining
>>200069029Same. Even at my lowest point I showered whenever I left the house, which I typically did once a day
>>200068989dogshagger
I want to be a cute femboy who gets bummed by alpha males but I'm 6 foot 4 and hairy and broad shoulder :/
get really stressed out if cant have a shower after a shite
>>200069057this, sitting in your own filth makes any situation 10x worse
Had a permanent ban from /tv/ but I typed 'I'm vewwy vewwy sowwy ;_;' into the appeal box and they changed it to a 1 month ban kek
>>200069093Kawaii
>>200068752https://youtu.be/mbYWbEXJQ8U
>>200069101How tf you get a permanent ban?
>>200069110lol hes malding
>>200069116he’s a nonce obviously
Going to start walking 10,000 steps a day and will use this thread to log it. Feel free to ignore it.
New business iea- go to America and become a quack doctor. First product - a soy sauce and seseame oil colon cleanse subscription kit
in my stomach the food
>>200069029because you are just so accustomed to doing it every morning for school ive went a couple days without showers and if i dont exert a lot of energy i dont stink like absolute shit and oddly enough it can be beneficial since hot water isnt great for your skin but i lift often so i dont do it anymore
>>200069116Had 300 previous bans
funny how people extol the virtues of japanese toilets, yes the technology is impressive, but its hygienic achievements are rendered void by the accompanying toilet paper, which is simply the thinnest on planet earth
>>200069156NEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!boyfriends cum colon cleanse subscription kit
egg
>>200069176ktim
>>200069185hmm, if only it was possible to simply stack three papers on top of eachother!
Baked beans are American
poo
not a fan of smokers
>>200069179>since hot water isnt great for your skinWhich right wing grifter told you this?
>A fundraiser that was set up for an 11-year-old girl who was orphaned after a horror crash killed her parents and sisters has hit over £111,000.>Poppie Roller, 11, tragically lost her mother, father and two little sisters after their Ford Fiesta collided with a motorbike as they travelled down the A61 in West Yorkshire.this world is fucked
>18hrs until my feeding window opens>im already fucking starving AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>200069208Not possible.
>>200069237>poppie rollersounds like a james bond villain that has a global plan to reintroduce opium into china or something
>feeding windowWhat’s that all about then?
>>200069235you are such a fucking freakhonestly fucking kill yourself
>>200069237Jay Slater's mum already pondering how she can get a cut of this.
recently been gameplaying skyrim
>Boy shot dead at family fun day at ‘Teletubbies Park’ in west London as police launch murder probe
>>200069235it's my own anecdotal evidence speaking, not me parroting some runt go ahead and dry out your skin though, not my problem. bet you use alcohol based aftershaves too
>>200069289Sorry, is solbrah your boyfriend or something?
>Jay SlaterOne less chav cunt
>>200069286
>>200069237you're entire family dies a bloody death and you're bothered she's got charity for it? no amounts going to heal that.
>>200069303stay rattled you scruffy cunt
>>200069354>>200069354>>200069354
Are these right wing grifters in the room with us right now?
>>200069311i have no clue who that is and i don’t care. it’s just your reaction to his post is one of a terminally online mentally ill freakazoid
>>200069179>i don't shower because hot water bad>i don't move because don't want to smell like shityou really shouldn't be giving advice out yank
