Mysterious Leaf renaissance man genius editionprev: >>200073718
tokébak icitte 'sti
Call me Kafka the way I'm a fucking bug
I MIGHT JUST ____ YOU, BE AFRAID
>>200074716guy in OP is just a leaf living on the US/Canada border glazing himself
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>>200074734this, so much this
I have extensive knowledge of poo fart bum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6ptuvL6U2Q
Polymath more like polymeth lmao
This is it, this is the thread.
>>200074753I got some funny quotes from very old former slaves talking about how great their masters were
Next>>200074730>>200074730>>200074730
>>200074762the only difference is in the teeth count amirite
watching some kino ngl
>>200074768just what are we doing here?
>>200074755You was talking about popping pussy and shit before, what now huh, pedozilian, cringe ass pedozilian, leave your home for once
>>200074749Most likely but I need to create /cum/ OC
I'm sitting in my backyard enjoying beautiful California weather and YOU are jealous
Schools are gonna be named after me in 40 years from now.
This is a semi-automatic 16-shot Street Sweeper shotgun. It can clear a street full of nigs as fast you can say 'hol up'. Now, I know what you're thinking right now: was this instrument invented in 1970s Rhodesia for the express purpose of clearing a street full of nigs.
I MIGHT JUST GET ME A FAT ASS GIRLFRIEND JUST TO BE A TOTAL TYRANT AND MAKE HER EXERCISE UNTIL SHE CAN BARELY MOVE AND FUCK HER SILLY WHILE SHE'S WEAK AF, TIRED OF THESE FAT BITCHES
>>200074755>>200074734haha SEETHE incel creeps
>>20007481060/40 assuming they do go with the Indo-Afro-Female
>>20007481065/35 in his favor
>>200074734D-Did they really ban someone for this? /cum/ has truly fallen
>>200074825she should pick bernard sanders
My mom taught at a school named after a mexican
>>200074840what the fuck does that have to do with cum, janny has been on a wild one all over int
Many people have told me I am very cool, genius, handsome, friendly, big cock, etc. but I exclusively post like a retard on this website for fun
>>200074845he is eligible though
Almost finished Akira vol. 3. Akira just destroyed Neo Tokyo. This happened at the tail end of the movie so I wonder what's going to happen next now.
>>200074768Stop using boring logos for your threads retard
>>200074829She already has enough delegates to be the nominee >>200074858
>>200074852Based humble bragging canasissy
You need to say "unalive" now or your posts will be demonetized
>>200074860reminds me of pedocel...hmmmm...
>>200074858>But no person constitutionally ineligible to the office of President shall be eligible to that of Vice-President of the United States.
>>200074821based
>>200074866That's not even the same leaf you were mad at yesterday
>>200074879Haven't seen him around in awhile, the last post I saw him make was him having a meltdown about how no one in this general likes him. He finally got the hint after 7 years!
>>200074858>no person constitutionally ineligible to the office of President shall be eligible to that of Vice-President of the United Statest. the 12th amendment of the constitution of the united states
>>200074850/cum/ used to be a safe trvecel general
>>200074892Schizo retard, I call all canadians canasisies
>>200074915Not very /cum/bro of you, I would never truly insult my fellow /cum/mers
Poonited States
>>200074914People have been bragging about their sexploits for as long as I've been here, since July of 2016. I bet they were doing it the previous 2 years as well
>>200074922You just know this was in England.
>>200074931ew!
>>200074929It's alright, I'm gonna go outside, be at peace
>>200074922Finest meal in Scotland>>200074936>not knowing IRN-BruScotland desu
>/cum/ member for 8 years grim
>>200074936no it was obviously in Scotland
The Constitution of the United States is just made up, bro.
>>200074915If I could be a sissy I would but I'm too masc V_V
>>200074883that refers to the age barrier and being born in the US
>>200074951And I'll be here for at least 8 more!
>>200074893only 7 years long time for a dunce like him
>>200074968It also refers to 2 terms
>>200074951does it count if I left for a number of years?
>>200074907see >>200074968
>>200074936>>200074949>>200074954im sure the country an hour away from england has the same soda
>>200074960Pretty much. It's useless without a moral population. Slimy weasels would simply "interpret" it differently. You cannot tell me that both California and Texas have constitutional firearm laws. One of them is unconstitutional, and it's shithole commiefornia.
napped for 4 hours damni feel a little less sick but my sleep schedule is completely ruined now
>Civilization is just made up, bro
>>200074992It's not very popular in England thoughbeit
why are all the femboys on chaturbate colombian
>>200075001You missed an entire thread of political shit flinging
trimming the pubes
>>200075026Why are you looking at femboys on Chaturbate?
>Jew Biden
>>200052809 They don't need us any more./cu/ /cu/ /cu/
>>200075034I relapsed
Donald Dump
Much to think about
>>200075046absolutely no way this is real
>>200074985>No person shall be elected to the office of the United States more than twiceA two term president can serve as many times as president as long as they are not ELECTED
>>200075040This hurts my feelings
>>200075030glad i didn't miss much>>200075046why is he standing like that
>>200075063*Office of the President
>>200075063>>200075075Supreme Court would shut it down if it actually happened
>>200075052Based lads, brown women are sexo
Have any of you heard of Banjo Billy, the banjo playing Jew? https://youtu.be/WNNN_KRb0ho?si=eMwCs6KI7ePW-2Rh
>>200075081Thoughts on curry milkers?
>>200075052it doesn't look like anyone paid attention to them
>>200075120Very sexyWomen from the region spanning Morocco to Indian are underrated.
>>200075121Yeah it was painfully obvious nobody cared but they still wanted to show off their white boyfriends lol women amirite?
there's like nothing to play, nothing to do and i'm somewhat hungry
>>200075137latinas as well
cant stop farting
>>200075120Don't call them that, the idea of curry flavoured milk is gross
>>200075162giwtwm
>>200075159Eh, I don't like their indigenous facial features, but some are hotI prefer the pointy noses in the old world
>>200075070>why is he standing like thatThis is why no one will remember your name
>>200075162Australians will look at this and immediately think of sex, then they'll project onto you with>le mutt rule
>>200075176You've never put milk in a curry dish?
>>200075181America needs a young charismatic leader again
BIDEN JUST DIED
Iran, mortal enemy of Europe and North America
>>200075209Beautiful women though
>>200075176>the idea of curry flavoured milk is grossYou're not gonna believe this... but jeets actually have that kind of drink
I like Obama
Why haven't you tried this technique?
I would personally save multiple young persian women from the grips of islamic theocratic rule
>>200075206I do agree.>>200075235He's in the rear view mate.
>>200075218I agree, it's sad how bogged they get. I live in an area with a lot of them and like half are bogged it's crazy
>>200075243gigasimp
>>200075120This bitch is just fat
>>200075256Iran is a repressed homo nation
>>200075189what do you mean
bidenbros not like this
>>200075245what do you mean
Biden just shat his Depends.
Extremely hot indio girls on the plane earlier today I’m turning into a creepy old man
>>200075263Are you a jeet? A little too much seethe over a jeeta
>>200075311No I’m a balkanoid I just find simps spamming mid fat slut tiktoks annoying
starting to think Sub-Continentals are Chaotic Evil
Bread has slowed way down for some reason.
Uh bros?
there is another thread
any discord kittens here?
we are here>>200074730>>200074730
wait I didn't even hear that joey dropped out wtf. its so over for dems holy shit
>>200075356yeah
>>200075361no we're not newfag
i hate it when the thread splits you guys need to get your act together this is super annoying
>>200075351This is getting peculiar...>>200075363apparently some of his own staffers were unaware he made the announcement. Puzzling...
>>200075361i dont post in generals that don't post the last thread. sorry buckaroo
>>200075361this one has more replies dumbie
why are Republicans so schizo, not everything is a conspiracy
>>200075361you got a lot to learn buddy boy
UN-DEAD UN-DEAD UN-DEAD!
Why do Americans love guns so much?
>>200075414Everyone loves guns, it's only Americans who enshrined this as a right.>action movies>FPS and all shooter vidya>target shooting being Olympic sportsunless you think this is all just coinicidentally popular globally
>>200075414i don’t love guns but i own one because of the fact that i can be physically overpowered by most everyone and it makes me feel safe
>>200075414Guns are based. The Swiss understand this.
>>200075445so you one of them cuties huh
>>200075445what if i chokeholded you rom behind before you could react, there would be nothing you could do
check this video out guys. it made me LOL!https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sVn4sBxLokA
>>200075445don't worry brah i'd save you from the shitzillian, if you get a chub from watching me put the monkey in a chokehold we can deal with that later ;)
>>200075445do you store it safely where no child can accidentally find it?
>smartest Republican
why are leafs so hellbent on discussing american politics tonight
>>200075490it stays in a locked compartment of my car and i bring it in my bag if i feel like it's necessary
>>200075509>bagYou mean your purse?
>>200075507We are a boring and gormless people
>>200075507This guy specifically always does this, it's hard to tell if he is just that reddit or this is more b8
Gen Alpha are going to be so anti-semitic it's going to be insane
>>200075531he's just that reddit. literally the only thing he talks about even though he loses every debate he starts
my computer monitor isn't working and i wanted to play games this sucks
>>200075535>Jews so blinded by their success with boomers they walked off a cliff with Gen Z and Gen AlphaTime makes fools of us all
>>200075543what games
glad webcams now come pre installed with a cover so that means i'm not a schizo for trashing the webcam on my old laptop
Jimmy Fallon. Funny.
>>200075574LOUDER JIMMY!
>>200075564would prefer not to say
I never thought Jack Black was funny.
>>200075507I just want to talk about porn
>>200075587what's your favorite fetish/category
Sitting in the dark. Wish I had darts.
>>200075580porn games
i remember when blaming jews for everything on 4chan was just ironic shitposting. now its filled with people who actually think that
>>200075584He didn't really get the whole Jablinski youtube gaming channel thing, I think, it was just to appease the kid
Sometimes I eat apple danishes naked in my kitchen
>>200075608no
>>200075614based
>>200075609so true bro
>>200075601Futanari but I like a little bit of everything aside from the extreme stuff
I am excited for Halloween
lets play something i'm bored
>>200075660me too, fall is the best season, summer is too hot and there's too many bugs. i like watching the leaves change too, the whole world becomes this amber yellow color
>>200075682what do you have in mind
>>200075241This technique also works. A kind anon here made this for me when he dubbed me a creep for taking photos that happened to contain cute girls.
walking around naked rn
>>200075718you niggas always flake out anyway what's the point
>>200075611The fuck you talking about?
>>200075584I remember thinking the first Tencious D album was funny.
https://strawpoll.com/7MZ0kApa8go
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
>>200075779you can come down
did you know the /cum/ janny will go back to the old to delete posts and give bans?
Janny leaves up a while other thread but bans people for no reason in this thread.Gotta day the current janitors are trash
>>200075813>he does it for free
>>200075813>>200075832ive got a warning for making the joe biden thread /cum/ thingy
>>200075813>he actually did>and moved the dead thread to /pol/aint no fucking way
thread slowed down because janny went on a ban spree lol
when, exactly, is brazzers not free
I have a feeling there is some serious samefaggery itt
>>200075832In the other thread there's an animal abuse webm that's been up for 40 minutes
>>200075832Try shitposting less
5'11 is the best manlet height, short but tall enough to be taken seriously.
>>200075850>it's realWe got ourselves the most retarded mod ever. Like genuinely mentally disabled.
>>200075861People who abuse animals or think animal abuse videos are funny shud be shot in the fucking head.
>>200075861Did you report it?
>>200075886>shortplease don't give me another reason to kms
>>200075886baffling post
>>200075861>>200072493
EVERYONE GO TO THE /pol/ /cum/ NOW
>>200075915link it
Chaotic night tonight.
>>200075886no 5’11 is too short, 6’1 is the best manlet height
>>200075928are you smoking crack
>>200075925>>>/pol/475298214
>>200075933delete your old posts ITT so it can live on and we can bump it
I went shopping today and saw a black person
where were you when /cumpol/ happened? I was posting on /cumpol/
on the internet nobody knows i'm a manlet
I'm Canadian.
im an original
man that rat didn't fly so good
ratpedo on suicide watch
korean women are fucking nasty
what if we called bananas yellows
The nerve of this macaco to even DARE say something like that
>>200076078Canucks would say>I just shoved a yellow up my ass.
>>200076091German exchange student detected
we should just make /cum/ on /pol/
jerk off just to get it out of the way you know what i mean
>>200076091there’s a moose loose aboot the hoose
>>200076104No, everyone would just end up posting gay webms and it wouldn't be good for me.
Did that idiot ban me
I've said multiple slurs and the janny has yet to ban me, you little faggots are such drama queens.
>>200076167Say one now I dare you
Have you ever successfully bluffed a cop? I have.
>>200076180No, because you're going to deliberately report me you fucking nematode.
Everyone hates the faggot jannyGo back to faggotville, janny!
>>200076199This will still be up by the time the thread archives. I'm willing to put money on it.
>>200076198You're chickenBawk bawk bawk
>>200076199i dont think they ban people for that unless you're being racist but who the fuck knows not like they're consistent
>>200076236They don't, everyone just has their panties in a bunch.
>>200076251I got banned the other day you're just a sissy boy rule follower
>>200076251>/int/ boys wearing panties
Do people in New Brunswick suffer?
>>200076251They absolutely do ban for that, when they're not gooning to sissy hypno.
>>200076265You're just a sissy in general.
drinking milk
onlyfans killed prostitution too, like why the fuck would any even semi attractive girl even go into prostitution if they can make more money for less online so now only ugly ass bitches are still prostitutes
Drinking beer.
>>200076289I would dominate you and blow out your little twink bussy beyond repair sissyboy
>>200076282Only when someone deliberately reports it. You think there's just a janny stalking /cum/?
>>200076293i had groceries delivered today and i got oreos to dip in milk
>>200076312based. did you get chocolate chip cookies?
>>200076198Jan man wants to rim your butthole that's why
>>200076309I'd fuck your ass till it prolapsed faggot. I'd obliterate your little boypussy in ways indescribable to mere mortal men.
>>200076310Anything is possible. These guys are power tripping faggots, after all. Not sure why you're acting like an incredulous retard about it.
>>200076309>>200076344Guys stop please
>>200076323i was going to make those myself not buy premade ones once i get to feeling better ill do that
>>200076353take care bud.
I think penis size should matter more than heightNot the reality we live in though>5'8" at most
>>200076367you height mog me
What are you guys listening to
>>200076350Ok fine I am going to bed
>>200076377We know brazil tranny
>>200076379https://youtu.be/XDXz8-_-ZP8?si=AYhWbbEko6dIE97R
>>200076383good night
You know what's fucked up? The Armenian Genocide.
>>200076379
>>200076465i dont think about the armenian genocide like at all
>>200076465Never heard of him.
Smuggling with Mr Squiggly right now. Thinking bout din. Listening to Filosofem and thinking of putting on my new Alexisonfire longsleeve.
>>200076377How short are you
>>2000764835'7
>>200076478>Smuggling with Mr SquigglyDoes that mean you stuffed your octopus plushie up your ass to "butt-smuggle" it?
How long till this shit becomes a reality?
>>200076493No we're currently in the cargo hold of a plane headed to Columbia.
>>200076471It's fucked up. People died and shit. Sad. >>200076473He was a fucked up dude who was responsible for the death of roughly 1.5 million Armenians, Greeks, and Assyrians in Ottoman Anatolia from 1915-1921.
>>200076519Would you trade your alexisonfire long sleeve shirt for a limited edition japan tour 2009 or 2010 empire! empire! (i was a lonely estate) tshirt?
Another ass has been added to my collection.
It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known
>>200075889kek>>>/pol/475298214
I think I should get an enema. I'm 25 years old, I'd think after 25 years SOMETHING must be up there that shouldn't be.
>>200076552can you post some asses
>>200076577It's man ass.>>200076484
>>200076577Because /int/ is a family-friendly board I don't want to corrupt the minds of innocent wittle kiddy widdys with pictures of women's butts. But here is an anatomical depiction of what an ass theoretically looks like, for educational purposes.
>>200076603It's the thinking man's ass, yes.
Have you ever fucked a bitch that was much heavier than you?My heaviest was near 300, she was a biggun
What's everyone drinking tonightI tried making myself a cocktail but I suck at making drinks. I should just stick to my Malibu and coke
>>200076637sprite because my stomach is upset
>>200076624a yeah 6ft milf hooker once. bitch was over 200 easy
>>200076624https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXLC107j43Y
>>200076624i don't like fat women they look like they smell
>>200076678This chick was a decent height for a girl, 5'8 or so but just enormous. Would have had a really cute face if she only moderately fat
Ecce homo qui est faba
>>200076694Yeah i went down on her and it smelled like wet dog even after a shower lolTfw a bitch is too fat to even cuddle properly
>>200076707Grody.
is there a thread we can recycle
>>200076719No, make a new one brother.
I should have listened to the canadian...
just gave myself an insulin shock oh yea, Im thinking its bedtime right about now
grim world we're living in
>>200076741I can't sleep till I hit my 3k calories, enjoy your snoozing brahs.
you niggas never fail to disappoint
>>200076741good night
so anyway just cut up some fruit for me to eat, with what? flax seeds, oats and honey
i never wake up and sit up in bed and stretch and go "mmmmmmhhhaaahhhh yeaaaaahhhhhh" *yaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwahhhhhhhhhnnnnn* anymore and idk why
of the last 24 hours i've been asleep for 16
>>200076780I can't help you live your life brother, all that shit sounds good man just eat it now or make a fuckin shake.
>>200076791make a conscious decision to start doing thati make a big noisy stretch every morning
>>200076791It's the chemtrails.
those hemp seeds you can buy from costco rule theyre so nutty and yummy I could eat them all by themselve
Fun fact! Sleeping for more than nine (9) hours in a given day is a sign of some sort of health issue. For example, many sleep apnea patients could sleep extensively without assistance.
>>200076831>>200076831>>200076831
>>200076825gay way to say that
>>200076836you did NOT just make another cum
>>200076833i have a stomach bug right now so don't worry about me im fine, cute pic
>>200076812really good idea actually >>200076833when in training nba and nfl players have been known to sleep 14 hours a day everyday
>>200076845that anon said there were none to recycle and to make a new one
>>200076833i sleep for 10 hours a day
>>200076862Yeah I was fucking with you, there's a kroger one or some shit.
>>200076885why would you do that
>>200076894I'm bored and unemployed for the summer. I do unscrupulous things during times like this.
ok what thread are we using for real link it here
nah this is it right now, pack it up
>>200076849Because athletes of that caliber take a lot of physical damage>>200076870>>200076848The bug is an example of an illness. If you sleep 10 hours a day, you need to think about what is causing your body to feel like it needs that much sleep.
>>200076927I'm unemployed for life lmao
