anteater tongue edition>>200074716previous
>>200076831master french kisser right thurr
>>200076831qt
one thing about mammals, tthey WILL stretch and yawn when they wake up if there is no emergency
got shoes on sale for deep discount, but not really feeling them. didn't even need them in the first place, but it was the thrill getting them for cheap. i try not to be a consoomer, but i couldn't resist. same thing happened when i discovered thinkpads years back
One thing about me? I'm a real one. An original. I've been here since the beginning. You understand where I'm going with this, right? Almost 200 years ago my forefathers landed ashore. Generations upon generations of strife and struggle, yet through all of it we remained the shot callers. And it all leads up to me. It's in my blood to be a real one, I'm destined for it. I'm the Italian fucking stallion, the top dog. They wonder why they can't fuck with me, why they can't phase me. It's because I'm at the top. And the top dog NEVER bottoms.
>>200076988can I see you wear them
>>200076988what kind of shoes anon
>>200077086bet he got the retard excels
Fun fact! Sulfates are a known contributing factor to hair loss. Despite this, most shampoos contain sulphates. Some good ways to combat this are regular egg-washes since eggs contain proteins and oils that help develop healthy skin, and obviously to use sulphate-free shampoos.
how much would you pay for a gaming session with me
>>200077119then how come nobody I know has hair loss
>>200077086chuck 70. i already have regular chucks so i was curious as they're supposed to be an upgrade. they are. they have more cushion and the canvas is sturdier, but i actually prefer the regular ones
>>200077146good choice i have something similarlove converse
>>200077142Probably genetics, age, or environment.
>>200077130I'd pay -$20 (you'd have to give me $20)
>>200077146I had those for 4 years, cherish them
>Trump gets shot and is totally fine>Biden dies 1 week later for no reasonHow is this a real timeline
i'm looking to buy the sneed 40, heard they're super comfortable
Black women are shit 80% of the time but 20% of black women are the most perfect angels humanity has forsaken due to cruelty and I will keep one of them safe from the horrors the Demiurge has brought upon us.
nigga forgot to take his name off, that's embarrassing
>>200077500otner
imagine you got a gf and find out you got her pregnant, shieet, it's easier being an incel
fuck fuck fuck fuckfuckfcuf kc
>>200077631what happened
>>200077641Biden’s dead
>>200077570I got a girl pregnant once but she passed away while with childShit sucks
>>200077683ermm is that a good thing or a bad thing
when I was a kid I had a phase where I thought I was a genius for making stupid jokes and puns. one example being:>what do girl dogs wear?>droolwelry
I dated a girl with cancer, she died after seven months. I like to think I made her last few months better. I took her to a lot of places she wouldn't afford otherwise.
>>200077711What is good about that? Freak
Drinking Sprite
7-up is betterHow many video games did sprite have?Thats what i thought bitchhtrg80
haunted dicks
>>200077767me too>>200077721that's really nice of you anon. i hope it wasnt too hard on you when she passed
>>200077715that's sweet, did you end up being a funny adult?
>>200077666you guys keep saying this but everyone online says hes okay
>>200077721god bless you bud. you are a good man.
>>200077767i drank coconut waternow i have to pee
>>200077897idk
im basically just a digestive tract with a he at either end
>>200077984lol haha xD
>>200077932It’s confirmed he has ligma
if i was more confident i'd go outside like this
>>200076831i had 3 cats a couple weeks ago and now only 1 remainswonder what happened to those fellas
>>200078062yes i would rock the shit out of this
My local gas station is carrying pop like A&W Rootbeer and Coca Cola in glass bottles that are made with cane sugar instead of the corn syrup, it was the most delicious and refreshing drink I've tasted in a while. Too bad they were $2.79 each
>>200078062that’s a bold look >>200078093what do you mean ? outdoor cats?
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>canadian discovers real sodey pop 2024
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>>200078151Nah, I was just never able to get any conveniently
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>>200078138why can’t you go home anon
>>200078196Its not a placeJust the people that were there
>>200078093a few months back i found a closed box on the sidewalk during one of my walks. opened it up and there was a kitty inside. i brought it to where other stray cats were and gave it some food. i've not seen the little one since
>>200078219i understand, i'm sorry >>200078235you can't just deny the cat distribution system you should have taken him home and loved him forever
>>200078137yeah, i live in a small village, just some stray cats i adopted to fight off the snakes2 kittens have disappeared>>200078235i fed them daily besides all the snakes and lizards they catch idk where or why they left
>>200078274Its hard. If I'm on my best behavior i think i can apologize in the next life
>>200078304kittens or cats? if they're kittens you should bring them in at night until they're bigger
pussy on pussy action
>>200078274>should have taken him homei should have walked by the box without being so nosey. it was outside of a business, so maybe a worker would have discovered it. it seems (my) curiosity may have killed a cat. i just thought, hey these other stray cats were once little and now they're grown up. if i leave this kitty here, it'll adapt as well
>>200078339cat mom sticks around, the kittens just go exploring and they dont come for daysbuts its been weeks now, idk if they are coming backoh well, thats how warriors are made i guess, survival of the fittest
you think things aren't bad, it's beyond bad, it's so bad we got people out here turning gay because they can't get a gf
Drinking milk right now.
>>200078397there's no way to know so don't dwell on it too much, but if i was in that situation i would have taken him home and tried to find a forever home for him somewhere on facebook or something.
>>200078461>filth and vermin removing itself from the gene pool>somehow thats a bad thingthe vast majority of the people living today are a complete waste and embarrassment to their ancestors who survived everything to carry their blood until this day and agethey have forfeited their existence, removal is now in place
>>200078551
these fucking censored songs on youtube are so garbage, get this shit out of my face
>>200076831Hola latino! Como estas?! Yo soy asĂ
goodnight
>>200078845good night
this one is a hood classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCL50u8DgSQ
>>200078947go to sleep
things must get worse before they get better and i have to make that happen
>>200079157you got this
>>200079069it's almost 5am, it's past the point of sleeping late and into keep going territory
>>200079185thanks anonman must be both marble and artist. chipping away
>>200079190everyone incliding says this but what ends up happening is that at 8am we say FUCK IT and fall asleep until 6pm EVERY FREAKING TIME
>>200079379sleep at 8 today and then at 10 tomorrow and so on, i've done this dance many many times
CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT I CALL IT QUIIIIITS
>>200079413go to sleep
i napped all day because i was sick so i have decided today is the day that i pull an all nighter and finally fix my sleep schedule. for good this time
>>200079435he's just getting up
mixing up ye olde creatine water
>>200079435Slept at 3 am after shagging a human trafficked venezuelan with loose belly skin Woke up at 7am Went for a morning and groceries to shake off the massive feeling of self loathingAbout to eat a protein yogurt, put sunscreen on and drive to idk where
why is the south considered a backwater and why does it have lower literacy rates and not much high quality universities like MIT, caltech, Carnegie mellon, etc., as compared to the other parts of america?>inb4 n*ggershow did texas develop then?The south seems to have produced some of the best literary talent like William faulkner, cormac Mccarthy, etc., so what happened? Even your own white people are calling it out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjiYHcOEUTY
>>200079457big man, I give you until 1 pm before you succumb
>>200079524Texas is unique among southern states. It's a standalone kind of place settled by a many Anglo, German, and Hispanic immigrants much later than the rest of the South.Nwords are actually a big reason for low stats in the south. You don't need the highest literacy rates or "high quality" universities to produce exceptional writers. There has always been an intelligentsia in the South.The dumb Southerner meme is just that, a hateful meme.
Good afternoon, /cum/friends!
>>200079601They're asking for it…
>>200079584i will prove you wrong
just cummed
>>200079625how many hours away is that for you, I will be here and you better make a post I'll know if its not you
Im going to bed without showering todayand my feet are dirty
>>200079688i wont because i will be showering soon
>>20007968610 hours from now i'll set an alarm on my phone
Joe Biden went and got done fucked the whole world btw. Things are bad now, next half of the decade will be unbelievable
>self loathing nafri retard shares his opinion on anything at all
>>200079722what a coincidence I too am setting an alarm 10 hours from now
>>200079778My opinion is you should shut up
Don't reply to me ever again faggot!
should really cut my hair
>>200079779
>>200079911how long is it
>>200079911dont even remember what is like having long hair
>>200079843What's your favorite ice-cream flavor and why is it semen?
>>200079987like einstein hair but fuller
>>200079591>The dumb Southerner meme is just that, a hateful meme.doubtI've heard that the south is notorious for cutting budgets to their schools.>There has always been an intelligentsia in the South.could've been a thing in the past, but I doubt if such a thing is even a thing any more
>>200080154Ok, you win. You know more than me.
>>200080103why did nobody ever give him a comb
How do i find a middle class bf?
>>200080190he wouldn't have used it
>>200080183I was hoping to see some infographs to be debunked. Why are you annoyed burger bro?
>>200080204Have an irresistible bussy
>>200080235not him but it's kind of rude to come in here and disparage southerners like that. there are absolutely intelligent and educated people in the south
>>200080284That's impossible, am I doomed
>>200080318>am I doomedIt's unironically over
>>200080295My apologies if I'd sounded rude
>>200080359Are you going to ask me for bobs and vagene?
https://youtu.be/xZ5TftMTPOE?si=PxfJm9PMAAUa0Wkq
>>200080359it's okay
>>200080398nah, but I did plan on asking as why the SEA region has a higher amount of ladyboys than anywhere else
just learned that yeast occurs naturally on the skin of grapes
>>200080475Do you speak with that weird accent? Like SAR
>>200080484Naturally, what does naturally mean here
>>200080588without special help or intervention; in a natural manner."naturally curly hair"
>>200080574idk. haven't noticed it ig. Anyways, coming back to question, why does the SEA have so many lady boys?
>>200080698You have an answer in your head to your question. I mean why ask me? Aren't pajeets like super sexual and always run background calculations in their head about anything remotely related to sex. I should ask you pajeet-kun, how do i get a middle class bf
>>200080809>how do i get a middle class bfbe trad, know how to cook, keep the house clean & being ready to do all the domestic chores, being ready to pump out atleast 3 kids, having no history love affairs, being a virgin before marriage and that's about it.
>>200080809Be tall and white
Cooling down my balls right now
>>200081209That's too easy, it can't be it. Otherwise I'd already be taken>>200081222I'm taller than my countrymen lol that's initially what made me want a foreigner. I'm an indoor person so my skin stayed white, but sorry I don't want French, i mean they're very nice and all but I want something more cowboyish. The only Europeans i like are Germans and Danish
yeast occurs naturally in the pussy, in the air, in fact i'd be harder to find a place where yeast doesn't occur naturally
>>200081409>That's too easy, it can't be it. Otherwise I'd already be takenand you must not possess the Y chromosome
>>200081415https://youtu.be/DJifZLjipxo?si=7KbrmREHbenCwW80
>>200081447Why would an XY want another XY as a marriage partner? I'm slightly homophobic and I hope that won't lower my chances finding my dream man
get a room
>>200081415>>200081447>>200081596not /cum/leave now
bedpilled sleepcel
>>200082048this fits perfectly with your snoozecore aesthetic
>>200081791I'm always skeptical with Canadians, most of the Canadians I met were pajeets
Not gonna lie, former Drumpf voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Drumpf crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
>>200080400Reminds me of all the classic rock from GTA San Andreashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LwcvjNJTuM
Indians are making fun of you again.
everything is so grim
Need to touch a woman to forget about bad thoughts
>>200083226that won’t fix you like you think it will
>>200078752terve mitäs kuuluu my guy!?
making fried eggs a few pieces of bacon and buttered toast for breakfast, with a glass of orange juice
Forgot to bake bread last night. That's tonight's project. Might make pretzels too.
>>200084078what kind of bread are you gonna bake? pretzels sound really good too
M*ther is home and every time I go downstairs to make food she stands there hovering over me like bitch fuck off
>>200076831https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI8eBdiOeBoare American women really this batshit insane?
>>200085553i don't like watching cop stuff because i don't find enjoyment in watching someone on one of the worst days of their lives
>>200085553My nigga, I am not watching a 40 minute video
>>200076831I want to dress like this
Look at this pussy >>200074036
>>200085647preposterous amount of layers
>>200085714It's bloody cold up north. I need that.
>>200085774that hat won't keep you warmget one of those fluffy eat hats
>>200085897It keeps my hair warm THOUGH
>>200085945it's only covering like half of your hair, that hat isn't doing much to keep your head warmyou need something like this
>>200086002That looks like shit. I just need a top hat and a cane. I'm all set.
Not gonna lie, former Biden voter here.This is fucking hilarious watching Biden crash and burn.But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
>>200086002If I pull that off, would you die?
>>200086046how did men go from dressing like that to adam sandler
/cum/ relatedNo more warnings or snitching plz
>>200086168We have to go back. No one wears hats as much now.
>hotpockets really moved a /cum/ thread to /pol/ last nightKek what a retard
The King and GG should pull a mad one and dissolve parliament.
>>200086519>pull a mad onewho are they mad at
>>200086519He did get deeply involved with Australian politics once, when he wasn't even King. Kicking out Trudeau would be hilarious thoughbeit
>>200086579The Queen and Australian GG had to get involved because of deadlock in Parliament or something. I don't think that'll happen, but the King should do it anyway. He should also be here to open Parliament. Our monarch hasn't done that in ages.
there's a cute chinese girl at work who's very chatty and friendly with me
>>200086519Crazy that your country still has a monarch who lives in the UKCrazy that our country still has a monarch too
>>200086653or so ive heard
>>200086570His First Minister for ruining his kingdom.
>>200086661Please share.
GOOOOOOOD MORNIING SIIIIIIR*runs you over in his SUV*
had a dream that i killed my family and a couple of strangers and then tried to kill myself but it didn't work.
>he lives in a monarchy
>>200086519That will only happen if a constitutional crisis happens. Nothing ever happens.
>>200086769damn that’s heavy stuff dude are you okay
>>200086769The American dream
>>200086708The monarch? Of course we do share him. I wonder how much point there is in a monarchy though.
I like Monarchies
>>200086845>Of course we do share himThe royals are barely here. Which has led to people complaining about it. And we don't have the same holidays for royal stuff. A bit rude that.
>>200086868Me too :)
>>200086856that's shit gay af nigga
>>200086929It's the opposite
>>200086976>being a cuck is le based actually
>>200087006>tradition is cuck shit>tf>tphmmmm
drinking cow-fee
>>200086856Based. God Save The King.
>>200087086Drink Tims NOW
>>200087058>tradition>cuck shitYes
>>200086519I wouldn’t support this even if it did get rid of Tman. We oughta change that already, no monarchs welcome.
>>200087181Why on earth would we change it.
>>200087119No. I have more than 2 brain cells so I own the means to make my own cow-fee.
>speed cameras will soon have noise sensorsthank fuck, cant come soon enough
>>200087268Now we just need a little automated turret that kills loud drivers.
>>200087181>We oughta change that already,Fuck no. We've got bigger issues to deal with and then tamper with our historical and mostly symbolic head of state.
we should restore the british empire with the five eyes
>>200084624Sourdough whole wheat
>>200087338Or do something with CANZUK. What's that supposed to be anyway?
>>200087338The British are coming!
>>200087385like the EU but anglos only
>>200087449Doesn't sound so bad
>>200087385It was supposed to be a trade union freedom of movement type thing but it will never happen except maybe as a jeet migration pact. "They" were already calling it racist
You guys think the light baking flour I have in the cupboard that expired in 2021 is still good? It doesn't smell, the texture is fine, and the tiny bit I sampled tasted okay. It was sealed until now, so can I eat it, or will I be committing an elaborate, bread-based form of suicide?
>>200087552me :3
>>200087560They ruin everything. Fucksake.
>>200087576It's probably fine if no mold or smell or moisture got in there
>>200087560>freedom of movement How would money work in this situation
>>200087631Good morning
the Outdoor Boys guy looks like the chud meme lol
>>200087607Hell yeah. I did use some bad flour to make a cake one time on accident, and it turned out fine somehow
Tattoos are ugly
>>200087631good morning apu
>>200087669It would be like the EU, you can work there and pay taxes there but your home country wouldn't tax you again. I doubt there would be a currency union thoughbeit.
>>200087762nuh uh
>>200087762Very true, but people don't want to admit it
>>200087805>I doubt there would be a currency union thoughbeit.Why do you doubt that. Wouldn't a single currency be simpler for everyone?
>>200079779are you still here
>>200087889Give me one good reason not to pack up my wfh job and move to Montana/Wyoming to incomemaxxxxIt looks pretty and it's all white people
>>200088121There's nothing to do there but that might be a plus for you
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>>200087762I agree, but I wouldn’t share that opinion in casual conversation. Never know who has a tattoo and could get offended
Do people forget that boomers were hippies in their youth?
>>200087868All our currencies are relatively strong already and reserve currencies around the world, if we adopted one currency we would lose that. We'd also probably all have to follow the UK's finance laws as they are the strongest financial trading hub in CANZUK.
>>200088305The youngest boomers were like 8 years old during the peak of the hippy era THOUGH
>>200088308>reserve currenciesWho's using ours as reserve cash lol
>8 yr olds werent hippiesyeah okay
>>200088368Caribbean cunts and others just as a stable backup to the USD or Euro. At one time we were the 5th most popular reserve currency in the world. Now its like 6th but most leafs are still shocked to learn this lol
>>200088468Wow. We made it! I wonder why the canzuk idea hasn't taken off yet.
>>200088345Yeah generation Jones
>>200088468Canadians (online, the only Canadian I've met in real life was a Chinese immigrant) have an insane inferiority complex over America
>>200088542Slightly less pronounced irl but yeah a lot of leafs consoom American media 24/7 then develop this weird inferiority hate (or love) of the US. Applies to both brownoids and whitoids
>>200088542>insane inferiority complex over AmericaI will be very happy when you stop influencing us.
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>>200088652Your entire national identity is "not America" so that's not possible
>>200088702It's more "we're British," but you Americans get so assmad when it's brought up and say we have no culture and so on. Your politics spill over into other countries. No one likes it.
my identity is Japanese
>>200088765Don't half of Canadians support removing the monarchy lol
my identity was stolen
>>200088815Half of Canadians are jeets or French now so its not really surprising
>>200088815No, they don't. The monarchy has broad support on both sides. Neither the Tories or Liberals want it gone. And I'd suspect those who do want it gone consume more American politics.
>>200088841I don't understand why someone would take pride in being ruled by people across an ocean and not having the right of self-determination
>>200088886>tf >tpBruv has never heard of Israel
>>200088886We already have that. I don't get why foreigners take issue with what we do.
>>200088946Israel ruling the US is a /pol/ memeI don't suppot Israel anyway
>>200088819How?
>>200088886>ruled by people across an oceanOur monarchs reign. They don't rule. That's the PM and Parliament's job. Why would we erase this part of our history?
What if an incel was president
americans get so mad when we talk about other girls. very tsundere
>>200089025True gamer representation
>>200088987>Gets more money than the monarchy>Controls American foreign policy to the detriment of Americans >disproportionately represented in all influential fields from the Supreme Court to state legislatures>AIPAC can and does spend millions to remove anyone who opposes any of thisBruv it doesn't matter whether you support it, its like a britbong saying he doesn't want the monarchy lol it's still there ruling over you
>>200088972The oath of Canada is literally submitting to the British monarch lol>>200089020>Why would we erase this part of our history?We did and it's greatly benefitted us
>>200088989Battle on the Porcelain Throne rn
>>200089025State mandated gfs
>>200089096That's not "Israel", that's JewsAnd lmaoing at you if you think Canada is any different
>>200089107no you didnt retsrd. most of your constitution is based on british laws
>>200089107>The oath of Canada is literally submitting to the British monarch lol You mean Canadian monarch. They are too separate institutions and have been for a while. >We didYes. You did. We didn't as we had no reason to betray our countrymen.
>>200089150>that's not Israel it's the people who have Dual Israel citizenship despite being in the US government Odd take, we don't even give 1% of the money you do THOUGH
>>200089157>>200089185The Canadian monarch is British
>>200089212the founding fathers were british
>>200089107>We did and it's greatly benefitted usTake out all British stuff in your constitution, then you traitor. You guys literally fought because you thought your rights as Englishmen were being trampled on.
hello
you guys are putting me to sleep
>>200089209Because we're your foreign policy proxy nation, if Canada and the US swapped places it would be the same. In fact you'd probably give more because you love giving out foreign aid to retarded shit
>>200089212Most canadians were/are British, too.
dumb americans dont even know their country. sad!
>>200089232So?>>200089245Why would we do that
>>200089252>confusing foreign aid to poor brownoids in the name of virtue signalling with extortionate aid to Israel at behest of a powerful lobbyNgmi
>>200089251go to slheep, baby boy
>>200089316>Why would we do thatBecause you're not British. And apparently, being connected to the mother country is bad.
>>200089335i cant i have to fix my schedule
>>200089318Reading comprehension
>>200089360You can take the ideas lolAnd yes the British fucked us over and were a liability
America no longer being Anglo in character and identity is unironically a tragedy.
americans destroyed by leafs again
>subjects defending their masters
Had I known about chunibyo at a younger age I wouldn't have to wait until I was 30 to become a wizard. But, life isn't about the demon king we defeat, but the journey and friends along the way. *chuckles*
>>200089449>the British fucked us overAt the time us and the people in the home islands barely had represention so what makes you so special? You're also hypocrites since Washington DC pays taxes and gets no meaningful representation.
When America was Anglo, it was kino. Becoming the Kraut or Irish dumping ground set it on the civic nationalism "hurr durr we are all immigrants" path we see today. Ben Franklin would not appreciate these swarthy peoples controlling America today.
>>200089577>At the time us and the people in the home islands barely had represention so what makes you so special?They imposed a lot of shit on us that was detrimental to us and only benefitted rulers 5,000 miles away. It wasn't just representation>had represention so what makes you so special? You're also hypocrites since Washington DC pays taxes and gets no meaningful representation.That's just a power play by the Democrats to get 2 more Senators and a House member. The Constitution specifies a federal district.
>>200089611It's not like we can talk. We used to proudly loyalist. Now we're literally letting millions of jeets in. It's over.
>>200089648I'm not saying we are better. America adopted this immigrant nonsense first then now even Japan is getting the jeetpocalypse as a result. Make America Anglo Again
>>200089645>They imposed a lot of shit on usAnd you took issue because you didn't get to debate them in Parliament. They only passed those acts because they needed cash after we all fought together against France. You acted like you were more special than the rest of us
>>200089686We barely get any jeets thoughbeit and the ones we do are better than yours. Canada always gets the leftovers
>>200089648I hope and cope the Tories will deport as many as possible
>>200089714And why exactly should we be financing a war on another continent?
>>200089755>defending even a single jeetBrown hands. Also there are hundreds of thousands of illegal jeets crossing both borders. Plus the infinity others crossing the Mexican border, the civic nationalism meme is NOT working.
>>200089809I'm talking about the Seven Years Wars you retard. Did you guys really not learn about it?
>>200089828I don't give a shit what ethnicity they are as long as they assimilate and aren't tax burdens
>>200089853>Ben Shapiro brownoid take YIKES, not a foundational American
someone make the new something cute or funny
>>Ben Shapiro brownoid take>YIKES, not a foundational American
>>200089853Kek, what's next? A Catholic president!?! Lol.
>no denialWhat a surprise, the anti-Anglo """"American"""" is some Johnny come-lately
the founding fathers would have preferred to remain a part of the british empire if they found out what america has become today
>>200089961I accept your concession.
>>200089930>>200089930>>200089930
>>200089980I would too. It's insane how easily could we have just ended up a consistent part of the UK
>>200089981I accept you're brown
>I accept that you're brown
>>200090071*constituent
>>200089980the canadians did until the 90sdidnt do you much good
>>200088765You are a brit on a proxy! We know!
