The Cans Mixing Races edish
poo smells hehe :)
I miss Tim Westwood
Oh rock on Rockall you'll never fallFor Britains greedy handsOh you'll meet the same resistanceLike you did in many landsMay the Seagulls rise and pluck your eyesAnd the water crush your shellAnd the natural gas will burn your assAnd blow you all to hell
He stretches out his cock with one hand whilst recording with his phone in the other, and will slide it across various surfaces in his house whilst doing a stereotypical 'radical' American accent. He's just a mental case.I became friends with him as one day I was out day-drinking and saw he was trying to break into a car. I was just laughing at how ridiculous he looked, extremely skinny and cartoonish...he saw me laughing and started laughing himself, I told him to come drink some ciders with me in the park and chill so we did that. I'm a bit of a degen myself so I like to surround myself with that same ilk I guess haha.
Yep, I'm gonna wank (straight cis)
Britain thunders out for a proletarian Red Army.
>>200102441
What pubs are you lads going to where they've got cocaine and bumming rooms
>>200102379
>Irish nationalism?
Jill Biden was a fucking hottie back in the day
>>200102460gay pubs
>>200102449that thundering you hear is your mum waddling down the stairs getting a cuppa for abdul in her bedroom
Anyone got the story of the married anon that went for gay sex during covid?
>>200102482No she wasn'tBe quiet
>>200102460all pubs have them nowwoke gone mad
>Girl, 11, died after being 'punched in the heat of the moment' by her adult half brother - but he will not face charges
>>200102490done that commie freak
>>200102379fuck off
years of sticking stuff up my arse and abusing orlistat have taken its toll on my digestive system lads
>>200102460your dad's famous house parties
>>200102482Eyes too close togetherWeird nose bridgeShe already had those old lady upper arms going on
>>200102536>Canslad only posts the same image>post something brand new>LAD FUCK OFF THIS IS NOT OKAYGo back to spamming bradders, spaino, thanks
>>200102552here you go>>200102550
still thinking about this fittiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAYXDoZzAyE
>Mother, 32, pregnant with her third child was talking about baby names hours before she was stabbed to death at her east London flat
>>200102550this is delta force on their way to ukraine
>>200102460Any pub whilst I’m there.
the HIV epidemic came about entirely through a group of benders who went to africa and got bummed by blokes who had previously had sex with apes, then returned to the west and fucked hundreds of other men each and pozzed them all
>>200102482She's still a MILF
wanna do a listen to emo boy by ayesha erotica but i reckon it'll be the final straw of the gf realising im a woofter
>Grindr Meetup Ends With Dismemberment Of PA 14-Year-Old: Affidavit
they've got bumming rooms down the slug and lettuce nowit's political correctness gone mad
>>200102550is this the so-called "cronem"?
the thing that leftypol says never happens has happened again lads
>>200102604yeah?
>>200102482Natalie Biden mogs
>>200102563fuck off
It's called the vile miserable slug and lettuce now
this woman makes me feel queasywe have so many superior whores to offer the worldand what happened to lola gatsby? she was peng
>>200102550these boys zesty as hell
Feel ill
>EastEnders and The Bill star Roberta Taylor dies at the age of 76 after an infection caused by a fall
kris kross Jump now that was music
>>200102653she's got weird proportions to me, like a stretched dwarf or something
getting a bumming room put in
>>200102619affidayoff more like!
>>200102604Imagining this post remixed into a Streets song
yer da drives a new 3 series beemer - electric
getting a bumming extension on my council house
Kuat was the galaxy's primary ship manufacturer. It was controlled by Kuat Drive Yards who built many of the galaxy's ships such as the Venator class battleship in the Clone Wars era and the Imperial class Star Destroyer in the Empire era. They also built starfighters, freighters, and luxury cruisers for the galaxy's wealthy citizens.
>>200102653that the boxing one? her body always looks weird to me
*effortlessly draws a milly*
>Heartbreak as nine-year-old girl who got her final wish to be an LA Rams cheerleader dies from cancer after nearly 30 rounds of chemotherapy
>>200102686mad how fragile old people aretheyre all basically one fall away from death
why aren't there bumming rooms in gay clubs? is there a law against it? sounds like a good idea
>>200102765there are
What if CatYank is the Burds Are Real bloke
>>200102645>joe and hunter both took turns on this Evil and undeservedI could’ve protected her
Monkeys are really hit or miss for me. sometimes they freak me out, really don’t like em. other times they’re just the sweetest thing. this isn’t species specific btw. don’t come at me with some niche fact type crap cuz idk it’s all vibe based per monkey
>>200102686>>200102754
>>200102810little freaked out fella
gay couple down the street are going on holiday to laos soon
>>200102810don't know what you expect me to reply to this to be honest lad
>>200102831more like gayos
(8) i wana be like those girls in the movies (8)
>>200102831reckon they're going to nonce little gook boys
>>200102765theres a whole gay gym in soho where they do bumming even a jacuzzi where they do shagging and all sortspoo particles all over the placeits fucking disgustingwonder who has to clean all the muck upnever been there myself, not my thing that because im straight
Mind explaining this shocking allegation, Rorke?
>>200102831This is grim
>>200102854fuck up diego you spiv
>>200102831how do you know that? what are they going there to do?
>>200102858yeah. can't say that though. woke mob will be after me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlM_zFTKTC8
was at a family gathering and my uncles dad started talking about the gay couple on his street and how they're fine but one day there were a few cars in their drive and they closed all the curtains and he wasnt happy about it so i asked if hed prefer if they kept the curtains open lol
know a really cute mormon girldon't want to get involved in her weird religion thoughhow do I win her over
>>200102900bum children like all gay people who go to third world countries
>>200102895braces fucked her up
>>20010289518 and 20 are objectively the best though
im being gangstalked by the woke mob
>>200102895Braces fuck your face up. Big dental doesn't want you to know this.
Humans were the most numerous of all the sentient species in the galaxy, followed by Twi'leks, Duros, Rodians, Ithorians, Bith, and Iridonians.
>>200102921used to get approached by mormons on my walk to uni every morning because there was a huge mormon church down the road one time i decided to just say ok i'll come to a servicei went in to the church and there was a huge basketball court in there
>>200102912done him lolbut yeah we should definitely kill all gays
>>200102969it's political correctness gone mad
>>200102921Mormonism is one of the hardest cults to break someone out of
the united wokedom of great pozzbrain
Problem is men in the UK on average are fat balding bazza types so obviously thinking of sex between them results in disgust.Talked to my Thai masseuse about this and in Thailand they don't even have the concept of gay. If they see a boy is feminine from a young age they raise them as a woman teaching them cooking and cleaning, because in Thailand many lads will be thin, smooth skin, pretty faced and elegant. Totally alien concept here where we imagine everyone growing up to be fat bald bazza.
>>200102995
>>200102921mormonism like jw makes islam look coherentutterly insane anyone believes thatbrb have 1800 years of the smarest people in the west developing theology around the revelation of the new testamentbrb random fucks retcon it ruining of its value and they get FOLLOWERSinsane
Why don't zoomers torrent things?
>>200102895Not commenting on this
>>200103032actually i think sex between men however they look like (same for women) is disgusting hope that helps x
Lads, the new toil Sadhbh is back tomorrowThe one that's like 4'10 and barely 7 stone with the massive chebsForget the cans which are lovely tonight, it's all about the massive chebs which are as big as a BIG chips I think
>>200103070they're good goys
>>200103032problem is you're gay and want to fuck little thai boys
>>200103070Why don’t you torrent some good, interesting, valuable posts?
>>200103034you got the webm of mou's assistant whispering something to him and him launching from his chair at the ref?
Mummy not happy
>>200103100rare good yank post
Why does Rorke hate communism but supports Russia?
>>200103080blog on you insufferably boring bastard
>>200103074blud talking to himself
>>200103074fuck up spainfreak you sex case
>>200103032watching men kiss produces a reaction in men similar to seeing maggots. doesn't matter how they look. it's just repulsive
>>200103122Russia isn't communist anymore grandad.
>>200103112nah
>>200103151what about kissing a knob
diego posting in threes on his vpn as fucking usual
>>200103117get too pissed at a wedding la?
>>200103117nice iphone
>>200102550So these are the "goons" belgnonce pontificates about
>>200103154But Putin wants the soviet union back
going down the slug and lettuce for a pint and a bum
>>200103122I’m communist but support america
Why don't Irish people speak Irish
>>200102895It's fortunate that I find her attractive at 18 and certainly not in any of the previous images.
>>200103122russia isn't a communist country but communism is better than globohomo anyway
gfberg’s year 6 leavers assembly tomorrowshe’s a bit emotional tonight haha x
>>200103217
>>200103183least mentally ill diego hater
um yh diego you need to post a capitalised one next it's getting too predictive you sad case
>>200103222we languagemogged them
sick to fucking shite of all of yous
>>200102550/cum/ meetup
Missus popped out to get some milk but I just checked the fridge and we have 2 full bottlesz also it's 10pm why do we need milk now
>>200102690>>200102742incelsayswhat
schools are on holiday so diego's here every day now with no kids to leer at
>>200103278she getting a different kind of milk
'cado mentioned again>Inside the dangerous world of extreme eating: After 24-year-old dies during 10-hour food binge livestream, how internet stars are making millions from overconsumption on camera - as experts warn mukbang clips 'glorify self harm'https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13662789/Inside-dangerous-world-extreme-eating-24-year-old-dies-10-hour-food-binge-livestream-internet-stars-making-millions-overconsumption-camera-experts-warn-mukbang-clips-glorify-self-harm.html
>>200103202He wants the Russian empire back really but he placates Russian boomers with PDA of the soviet union
>>200103234you do realise you're talking to bots/blokes right you daft fanny
>>200103222the MI6 lad
RIPfuck bradders
>>200103260Why haven't they learnt Irish. They've been independent for almost 100 years by now. It's shocking that they still use English.
I'm on a road shaped like a figure eightI'm going nowhere, but I'm guaranteed to be late
>>200103302diego! it's diego day!
>>200103302Cope, plenty of verified accounts
giving catberg a firm speaking to
>>200102921how the fuck is there mormonism in the UK
Palpatine's master Darth Plagueis was a Muun. The Muun were a species of tall, slender, pale skinned beings with long heads and they controlled the Intergalactic Banking Clan. You see a Muun on Geonosis in AOTC in the meeting with Count Dooku.
farts stink of horse muckmust be that vegan shite i had at lunch
>>200103262funny cat lol
>>200103348>>200103234insane that people match with girls who look like this and they actually want to shag you
Black men treat women like shit though. Why are women so stupid?
>>200103364well we've got wendys and taco bell so why not other american shite?
>>200103348why does every women's sentence you post always start with the same hahahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hajj_OP3uxUTurkish women proper peng
*posts in lowercase responding to other post with unwarranted aggression but i'm not diego*
>>200103323damnrip guv
>>200102921>mormonChurch of England Bros, our response?!?!
The so-called pints gf
>>200103381Yeah it was mental running the experiment. Just be attractive theory is real.
>>200103373wish i was miniaturised and nestled comfortably in your pants
humans should have tails and they should be full of nerve endings very sensitive and highly responsive to sexual stimulation
>>200103364theres a mormon church on exhibition road in london, near imperial
>>200103393>muh bogeyman
>>200103386Have you tried Popeyes? Heard one opened thereShits bussin
>>200103364never met a mormon here or heard of one so he's probably making it up
>>200103432i've had jolibeepengo
>>200103385Women just like men with confidence. Black men have confidence while white bois are betas
>>200103037>1800 years of the smarest people in the west developing theology around the revelation of the new testamentand then several years of diego in /brit/
>>200103404Dangerous day to be a carling
>>200103348lmaothis is the only verified account you've posted and she's an ugly irish disaporathe others look like they've been taken straight off some model's insta pageyou're literally having a conversation with another white man pretending to be a woman and you're wanking your little white willies together discussing your BBC fantasies
>>200103446>Women just like men with confidence.Confident attractive men*
>>200103401They are shit until they get rid of girls and use the old prayer book. Same with our church, too.
Just seen that video of an african migrant in France chopping up a fucking catwhat is fucking happening I swear
>>200103446you're gay
>>200103436My friend in middle school was a Mormon. His house was haunted. We played KOTOR 2 on his Xbox and then later at night we went ghost hunting in his house.
Mudryk has cut his hair seemingly inspired by a character on Top Boy
>>200103348What in holy name of The Wife is that fucking photoshop image?Really, it's not even AI, is it? It's more like it's actually a woman but like altered to somehow stretch her hand to frankenstein monster's length yet distort the background to damage her body and at the same time her smile is that of a pained model, wondering if the money is enoughThat's without helping you understand that the subscription to verify a fucking fake ID is cheaper than say what you pay for a VPN, spaino
>>200103401>Church of England Bros
>bussinwhere's the general for white people
>>200103478fuck would you watch that freak
>>200103490>talent tattoo crossed outat least he's being honest with himself
>>200103364There's a mormon church literally down my street in Fawdon
>>200103468If you know Hinge, you'll know the majority of women don't verify their accounts. Hinge, unlike Tinder, doesn't push verification.Don't believe me? Go on Hinge right now and see how many women are verified.
>>200103404dont like thispint gfs should be cute and attractive
feeling depressed and considering breaking my diet and going to the tesco to buy loads of junk food
I have 12 tattoos
>>200103497sovl....
>>200103473We need more flags with golden yellow. Qing, Russian empire, etc. just look amazing.Ukraine’s mustard yellow is quite ugly though
Tart cherry juice in my cup Roman up for my fuhrer
>>200103496You are mentally ill.
>>200103532wow you're so cool and unique
for once i have not been craving carbs at allhad steak and broccoli for dinner
>FawdonHoly fucking grim imagine living there
>>200103490looks like mikey
>>200103524which means you're talking with other white men pretending to be attractive women whilst you're pretending to be a black man and you're wanking you little willies over BBC cuckold fetishes in your smelly childhood bedroom in chestersad little man you are
Just love second and thirdie women so much lads.
>>200103569looks comfy
>>200103502Shiiii iono bruh
>>200103436it's definitely a thing in the UKi've only ever met yank missionary mormons though
>>200103531do it lad3 bags of donuts and a 4 pack of monster energy at the very least
>>200103531Lad it's okay to absolutely go break it once in a whileJust don't get enough to eat tomorrow out of it. Throw whatever you don't have today out>>200103555But spaino, answer pleaseI'm curious as to how the fuck you managed to get catfished by a photoshop that somehow is so bad it looks like AI yet /brit/ is sperging outPlease teach me your ways
>>200103473What does Paбoтaйтe mean?I assume бpaтья means "brother"?
Darth Plaguies used his wealth and connections as the head of the Intergalactic Banking Clan to help Palpatine rise to power as a Senator of Naboo and later as the Chancellor.
genuinely might be dying or at least very ill and my GPberg couldn't give a fuck
Women owe me sex
>>200103632"go to work"
>>200103590Bizarre conclusion to draw. I had over 75 matches on the account and Hinge is arguably the second most popular dating app. Most women don't verify their account because they don't have to.
>>200103666vax status?
>>200103348Verified means shite on dating appsThey can just change their photos and they'll still be verified There's been times African scammers have been caught leaving their personal photos on their profile after verifying themselves
got no energu
>>200103612Not spaino you alcoholic schizo.
>>200103436I've seen a couple. Were on the street doing the missioning. They were yanks. It was only last year but it was the first time I've ever seen them. Don't ever remember seeing any before just loads of jehova witnesses
>>200103666They're hoping you die and free up a slot
>Fawdonmade up place
*enters the thread*
>>200103610ive never tried a monster energyprobably never will. even for a fat bastard it seems a bit grimi just want salt and vinegar crisps and coca cola and some chocolate
Darth Plagueis's public persona was Hego Damask, a wealthy businessmen. He even knew some Jedi personally such as Qui-Gon Jinn. They had no idea that he was a Sith Lord.
>>200103666just smoke a spliff monner
>>200103678that's a fucking copeyou're talking to a bunch of white men with BBC cuckold fetishes like you and wanking your tiny willies together whilst roleplaying as a white woman and a black blokenever heard anything more pathetic in my life if I'm being honest with you
>>200103690That doesn't happen. If you verify using a certain picture or set of pictures, and then replace them with different pictures, you'll be asked to re-verify.
>>200103513Twitter keeps putting shit like that to the top of my feedI don't "want" to watch it
>>200103720ktim with that prime drink
what country should l play in hoi4?
Let Canslad try to understand thisSpaino is on a dating appSpaino is on a dating app that doesn't need women to be verifiedSpaino that posts what is clearly the world's second worst (his tits as a woman being the first) photoshop and claims since he (the man photoshopping the woman's picture) it means it's okSo does this mean when Spaino plays dress up with his mums knickers that he thinks he's a real girl?
dont hear much from big harv these days
Hello, my name is Juuz-in Charj.
>>200103769Canada.
what's this nigga yappin on about
>>200103742I saw loads of girls whom I personally know and none of their accounts were verified. So are they all fake too? Retard.
>>200103673Ah, yeah makes sense. I know the word paбoтaeт already so I should have figured it out
any of you lads ever visit the /mena/ thread just to watch the banter? pretty good desu
>>200103769Never played that one, ladBut if you're brand new to any sort of game like this Spain/Brazil is usually a good shout. Canada tooIf you're a bit familiar with it then probably Poland/Germany/BritanFor most fun go with Japan and take over the USA
>>200103769List of acceptable countries:>UK + Commonwealth>USA>USSREverything else is virgin freak territory
>>200103569Yeah I know, it's a shithole, second-worst place to live in Newcastle behind Elswick
>>200103770no spaino is roleplaying as a black mansome other jewish losers are roleplaying as a white womanand they're wanking their little circumcised dicks together
>loads of girls whom I personally know
>>200103769Germany is the ultimate beginner nation.
>>200103808mateyou're in full on cope modeyou're wanking about BBC fetishes with some other fucking losers on a dating appyou're the biggest loser /brit/ will ever see
>>200103851Hardly a jaypost is it? You telling me you don't know any girl from school/uni/work?
>>200103791he was at a boarding college for £350,000 a yearHis council says he doesn't need it he's a normal geez and are now refusing to pay for it. Jordan's fighting them.
Plagueis's own master was Darth Tenebrous, who was a Bith. Plagueis killed him by collapsing the ceiling if a cave on him.
>Hardly a jaypost is it? You telling me you don't know any girl from school/uni/work?
>>200103885You're the one insisting on a specific bizarre scenario happening despite it being statistically so unlikely. I accept your concession.
>>200103843That's what I meanHe's pretending to be black yet posted the world's second worst photoshop of a catfish as 'proof' he's won some sort of cuckold fetish contest
>>200103917>a Biththe fuck is that?
>>200103920Sent that freak to Fawdon
would drink a pint of fka twigs piss
>>200103936Go on, you alchie freak, make up another bizarre story for this one x
>>200103941The species with the big heads who can be seen playing the music in the Mos Eisley cantina in A New Hope.
>>200103747I got this at the top of my feedhttps://twitter.com/Plexyzzzz/status/1815499864756637731ngl, Elon knows what I like
>>200103752yeah i never tried primesome of the lads at toil bought it during the crazeone of them spent £24 on 2 bottlesmadnessafter the trend passed and i saw them being flogged at a quid for 2 bottles i knew it must be awful
>>200103851haha fucking love jayposts, haven't seen one for a while
>Bith
The vast majority of BMWF relationships are because:>the black guy is rich and the white woman is a golddiggeror>the white woman is fuck ugly and desperate and the black guy settles for her because he sees any white woman as a status symbolThere are few white women who see black men as a fetish, and they quickly grow out of it
feel like SHIT
>>200103924every single profile you post that you interact with looks like the pfp is taken straight from some model's insta pagenone of their profiles are verifiedall of them speak like blokes pretending to be women (it's not hard to tell)you're absolutely in a state of cope and denialyou're wanking you little circumcised jewish penis with a bunch of other degenerate menyou belong behind bars for the rest of your life you nutcase
Who would have known that my little experiment would have /Brit/ so wound up lolI'm off to play Mario Kart with the mrs, see you incels later :3
When I first saw the Inbetweeners I thought the joke was that it was a bunch of actors in their 30s playing school kids
>>200103720monster energy drinks are actually really nice, not the standard one but the other ones. don't drink them anymore or any soft drink except juice sometimes but they are peng
>>200104023>:3
>>200104023fosnyeg
Elon is so sad in that interview. He doesn't even know what to say he usually looks so confident and assured. He's just lost like everyone else.
>>200103913>£350,000 a yearfucking hell would an Oxbridge degree even cost that much?
>>200103913Cunt desperately needs to be Aktion T4'd this instant
watching a Daffney in TNA match she's so fit but feel weird cause she dead
>>200103967OkayYou're a literal faggot, dressing in your mum's knickers and bra, pretending your a black man and getting white girls to fuck youMeanwhile, you're a pathetic white faggot, wanking your little shriveled dick away to the concept that as a pathetic bitch, you might one day be one of these girlsBut you won't ever be one, will you? You're too old to start HRT. You won't ever be a woman. You're only ever going to remain the neet little faggot on /brit/ wasting his dole on vpns and 4chan passes to try to troll a place that laughs at you everytime you postIs that good enough?
>>200104066no boarding schools cost that much. the most expensive ones are like 40k a year
>>200104094melty
>>200104094absolutely done that freak
>>200104094mad how much he mindraped you
>>200104126nuke belgium
Why are leftists always so disingenuous in any argument they make, there’s never any intellectual honesty and it’s always tainted by a thick layer of ideologyIt always seems like a leftist cannot argue within the context of the real world
During the heyday of the WWF's Attitude Era and WCW, over an estimated 10 million people watched professional wrestling on Monday nights.Seems like after 2001, WWF thought they'd get all the WCW fans but they just stopped watching wrestling.
>>200104161your mum is tainted by a thick layer of my cum
>>200104094shut up you boring bastard
canslad is destroying kikelad right now
>>200104161They believe that the ends justify the means, it's that simple.
>>200104175>>200104175Struggling to imagine the sort of braindead cretin who gets enjoyment out of watching wrestling
>>200104154spainnonce you are a gremlin nonce honestly
>>200104175why would they tune in to see DDP being a stalker or Booker T being Shanes little buddy?
>>200104034for 3 months i've been off alcohol completely and almost completely off the soft drinks but have had the occasional can of pop
need mousey to come back to /brit/ and send these other freaks scattering
>spainnonce spamming canslad's post with replies because he got done in so badly
Would your GFs date an ESL Brazillian?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnXjISlKLuE
I love wrestling
>>200104222eminems looking old
>>200104253vpn off canslad
another day of NEET life
>>200104211What are the ends? They can never seem to agree
>>200104260my gf doesn't like brown peopleshe thinks they're ugly and smell bad
spilled a litre of piss on my laptop its ok i need a new one anyway >.<
ok
>>200104311what a waste, could have drunk that
cansmong meltdown
>>200104324>>200104324>>200104324
spainnonce melty
canscer should kill himself
paid off just over £10k in debts this year lads never taking out credit again
>>200100140>>200100140>>200100140
spainnonce janny confirmed
hes gone mental
can't believe canslad got banned
>>200104675>>200104675>>200104675
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