broadley edish
poo smells lmao
Poo smells lmao
>>200104446but everyone hates spainnonceexcept sackedtrannybut everyone hates sackedtranny
poop reeks haha
>>200104691wasn't funny the first 3000 times you posted it
been posting here 10 years and i think i've made maybe 2 new threads ever
Start talking to a girl with the intention just to get nudes from her and not really take it anywhere, but saw her instagram account and she looks quite sweet and probably doesn't deserve it, so I feel bad and decided not to. Ever done this?
i like the jannyalways have done
And now we wait to test the theory
Team Spainnonce or Team Canslad. It's like House of the Dragon.
>>200104725Good lad.
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Rb9b8rYhII
>>200104725i'm not a nonce so i dont behave in a predatory way online
aff tae bed
>>200104703>>200104722:D
>>200104739So I was rightSpaino is a jannyJust needs to cycle until he has the account>>200104754Spaino is winninghe's a janny
>>200104754House of the Faggot
>>200104754neither are anything to do with each otherthey're both absolutely dreadful influences on this thread
>>200104810wonder what this paedo is thinking now that one of his paedo mates has been exposed
Canslad is a dime drawerSpainlad is a jobber
>>200104858he already got exposed as a paedonothing happened
I love women with long lips so much, it seems so rare. I only really notice some MENA or South American women like this.
side chick bought me some burgers from a farm market or some other white thingput some flavour in them and made them into koftas
>>200104834No we just prefer not to use forced gimmick threads
do you think spaino thinks about canslad at allmeanwhile canslad is utterly fascinated by him
>>200104834you are so fucking weirdi thought you were doing it as a gimmick to convince people you back you until you unironically wrote that utter tome about him being a "pathetic white tranny" in the last threadyou're a boring, unfunny, one eyed freak with absolutely no life and who says cans a lot
>>200104842Game of Morons
>>200104909spainmong doesn't have a single thought in his troglodyte skull
>>200104915pathetic white faggot actually
>>200104924doesn't look very diversecould do with some white people to bump up their diversity stats
>>200104935just shows that you dont need to be smart to have you farm animals dancing to a tune lol
>>200104924why is that white kid wearing a paki dress?
>>200105002Because if he doesn't they will beat him to death.Thanks Blair.
why would anyone get so angry about the cans poster. who the fuck cares so much about some mong posting about cans
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/spaino/country/IE/page/6/>133 posts about him since 4th May
>>200105026utterly mindbroken by spaingod
Alright guys. Winding down now. Did two hours of taekwondo practice this evening. Got very sweaty.Had a pina colada cocktail
>>200105026he's obsessed
>>200104754>Team CansladWho is that
>>200105047don't forget to wash your balls lad
>>200105039kys gremlin
The summer of 1992
>>200105100what are SSRIs
another afternoon and evening of /brit/ ruined
Sorry, is there anyone normal left or has brit been completely taken over in a britfeel coup d'etat?Been sitting out way too many threads lately. not sure where all the shaggers went
looks like another nonce streamer has been exposed. this one's a tranny
How shit of a poster do you have to be to make people rally against you on the side of spainfreak no less
>>200105100"western" (american) culture and values
having a wank but i'm not really into it
>>200105136all trannies are nonces
>>200105133brit/pol/ schizos and britfeel incels have decimated this place
>>200105117Selective serotonin receptor inhibitors Anti-depressive/schizophrenia/psychosis medicine They fuck you the fuck up
>>200104754canzuklad here
>>200105047Have you ever shagged/got shagged by someone from your taekwondo class?Be honest.
>>200105168why are they taking it
hello labour left where are youuuu
>>200105184No. People there do talk to me now and I feel like I'm a part of things instead of awkwardly sitting on my phone before lessons.
>>200105039>>200105064fuck off
what is a canzuklad
>>200105026>heh pointing out the shitty gimmicks and cuck posts I make daily? OBSESSED
accurate sign that
>>200105215mad how starmer is the most right wing PM we've had since john major
>>200105100On 50mg of "zoloft" aka sertraline myself. Certainly not blissfully numb, but it does level me out. Would like to bump it up to 100 or even 150.
>>200105228Did the disabled 47 year old alcoholic who larps as judge dredd get upset again?
cant believe he's called thishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Bongo
>>200105226>employed womanDo you wear a skirt
chuckling at mrbeasts tranny mate getting outed as a nonce
>>200105199For their depression/schizophrenia/psychosis
>>200105253grim
FAWDON
>>200105168works for me
>>200105253i went mental on that stuff. was on a high dose though, think 200mg but can't remember exactly
>>200105258
>>200105268No, I don't wear skirts or dresses. At taekwondo I wear a dobok. For casual clothes I usually wear jeans and a top with a hoodie.
Watching one of those goyslop documentaries like "how x done y" as we speak.
>>200105253Fucking hell
>>200105258says the nappy wearer larping as a man larping as a woman
>>200105258>Did the disabled 47 year old alcoholic who larps as judge dredd get upset again?
Can spaino not put on the Irish vpn please? It's actually quite worrying when he pretends to be meLike he's drawn a picture of me and is wanking his little broken dick to the image while wearing his mum's knickers of courrse
>>200105342he doesn't think about you at allyou have this weird complex
>>200105317Women are supposed to wear dresses mate.
>>200105141it's nothing to do with spainnonce and the only reason anyone thinks it is is because cansmong has so relentlessly and obsessively brought him up any time he's criticised, which in itself is yet another negative trait of cansmongpeople constantly get aggy about how often spainnonce is mentioned in here so this retard schizophenically calling everyone spainnonce should get called out tooit's all just cancer. reading my post back i sound like a fucking twat even talking about them. pure cancer
>>200105361fosnyeg
>>200105277my life is grim yes that's why I need drugs to cope (and alcohol)>>200105297200 is a massive dose tbf>>200105334ik
>>200105317>No, I don't wear skirts or dressesPlease wear a skirt from now on thanks.
PODYBC
>>200105235its a pun you dense leaf
Mousey is above Canslad in terms of functionality >>200105365I want to get some TBF.
isn't seasidemark a ~47 year old alcoholic with a hidden disability
>>200105396If you wear a nice dress then your balls won't get so sweaty and itchy.
The scran
>>200105375focnyeg
David Attenborough just died lads
spaino posting on 7 devices on 12 vpns how unbothered he is
janada... >.>
>>200105429post more of your belly
er, rorke...? talk to me, are you still there rorke?
>>200105442It's so transparent
>>200105431Might buy this sneaker.
>>200105392No, I mean, what has he done
>>200105432you're spainnonce though and i'm not cansmong so how does that work? fucking gremlin
jim the pill
dubs and i shag the fit tranny at toil
>>200105483focnyeg
>>200105501gay
>>200105396>part time lidl employee fired for trying to commit pooicide twice judging someone elses "functionality"scrombling
>>200105512im not 100% sure she's trans but seems likely given hairline and voice however she is fit af
>>200105516Don't work for LIDL you mong. Keep up with the lore or fuck off to /Britfeel/ or /Brit/pol
>>200105429white people eating raw clams or whatever that shit is
Truly the creme de lad creme of freaks congregate here. We should be humbled
If you want a vision of the future imagine Priti Patel's arse bouncing on your face forever
>>200105501reroll
YOU'VE RUINED MY ONLY HUMAN INTERACTION YET AGAINWELL DONE AND THANKS A LOTME, WHO HAS NOTHING, HAS EVEN LESS AGAIN TODAYTHANKS SO MUCH SPAINNONCETHANKS SO MUCH CANSLADTHANKS SO MUCH HEATHERNONCETHANKS SO MUCH MOUSENONCETHANKS SO MUCH FOR RUINING /BRIT/!!!
>>200105538It is an island
>>200105550spainnonce is the worst i think, especially if he's heathernonce too which he probably is. utter fucking gremlin belongs under a bridge
just have to put off buying booze for 15 more minutes then the shop will be closed
>>200105535oh no I don't keep up with the lore of a fucking mentally ill britfeel tranny begging for attention day in day out on /brit/and then it has the nerve to tell me to go back to the shithole it came from like a demon from hell
fake alcoholics know what time the paki shop closesreal niggas know what time it opens
Italian night. It's Italian night!
>>200105622can get booze 24/7 delivered mate
>>200105622i'm not a proper alcoholic. i can go without it, just get bored.
>>200105047>>200105317>>200105226>>200105258>>200105396>>200105535reminder THIS is the nigga calling you an incel on the chonhttps://vocaroo.com/1bmKnc2H2V1chttps://vocaroo.com/1mLZVFztoynWhttps://vocaroo.com/1lY7xAXb1VfK
>>200105597You should try some cannabis edibles if you want to cut back on the booze.
>>200105668
>>200105574just come back for night/brit/sometimes its good
>>200104754I prefer canlad. He seems quite innocuous with his cans and chippy dinners. Spainnonce is a demented freak. A truly pitiful character.
>>200105667ktim. can go weeks without it but its so fucking mind-numbing and boring
>>200105535not even arguing that you're a suicidal failure but that i got the shitty discount store you work at wrong lol
>white population in england (1945) - 40.2 million>white population in england (2021) - 45.8 millionwhat is this white extinction that you're talking about? the white population is stronger than ever
>>200105673no thanks i smoked every day for nearly 20 years, i'm glad to have given it up
>two child benefit cap rebellion squashed>immigration taskforce set up and deportations to country of origin starting>choudary knickedis starmer based in diguise or is this just jewish tricks from his jewess handler wife
sometimes feel bad bullying EW but then i remember what an unlikeable narcissistic prick he is
>>200105741>>immigration taskforce set up and deportations to country of origin startingsource now
How do I secure a slag for myself, lads
Skimask wearing goons pounding out dainty blondes with their vicious big black cocks LOL
>>200105717what percentage was it of the total population in 1945 compared to 2021?
>>200105698you can't be canslad, you've mistyped his name
>>200105741don't forget the trannies are absolutely fuming over the puberty blocker ban
>>200105717in 1945 probably 30 million were aged under 45now its probably 20 million or less
need angela rayner's boot deported to my bollocks
>>200105763off limits to incels like me
Thugs are stretching and pounding out future wives while lil timmy is applying for tech jobs
>>200105795prime irish diaspora
>>200105772honestly i doubt id notice if canslad gave up his gimmickit might take a while for me to notice spainnonce is gone but the threads would have an immediate and noticeable improvement
>>200105763are these british? i wasnt familiar with your game
gonna get absolutely steaming on saturdaylike 750ml of whiskey steaming
>>200105722Fair enough
Telegram wanktoil looms
>>200105864might do the same then get on grindr as a laugh
>>200105763Why is one of them not wearing a skirt or dress
dunno if i can be arsed doing the washing up or if i should just go to bed now
>>200105855the few hours of the week where the thread is good is when spaingremlin isn't here
>>200105756theyre mobilising 1000 civil servants to tackle illegal migration. Probably means theyll do nothing, but the establishment does seem to be coming alive again under labour. Time will tell. Labour are ruthless revolutionaries at heart and one would hope that theyve seen the political danger of a united muslim/brown vote that punished them over palestine.
>>200105896youve been here all day arguing with diego
>>200105910i've been here a couple of hours you schizo
party hmm cool that sounds !!!
>>200105855mate they are NOTHING TO DO WITH EACH OTHERcansmong is complete cancer>does something pointless for attention>ruins literally dozens and dozens of prime time threads because of the inevitable backlash it receives>carries on doing the pointless thing for attention anywayi don't know shit about psychology but i'd guess that's narcissism or sociopathy or bothspainnonce is the worst yeah we all agree, who cares? makes absolutely no difference
Have two chocolate oranges in the fridge. Unopened. Bought one 6 days ago and bought another today. Just like to take them out of the box and hold it in my hand and then put it back in.
>hey i may be a suicidal tranny living with my parents, but, uh... what supermarket did you say i worked at?
>>200105964very odd behaviour lad
>>200105964Bizarre post
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Cheeky bit of baldurs gate before beddiebyes methinks
>>200105964This is what I come here for
Jimmy Saville was never convicted of any crimes.
Hymens: rippedTooka: chiefedCîroc: sippedTimmy: suicidedWombs: fertilised
I suffer from insomnia and have to work all day after having 2 or 3 hours of sleep.You do not know suffering.
>>200106021what's all this then
>>200105795>>200105853>>>/hr/4893568
>>200105959give some examples of canslad spreading cancer.i honestly havnt noticed. i only know of his gimmick because he makes a lot of threads but that is surely no better or worse than threadmeister. spainnonce is a miserable cunt and a bully. people have spent the latter half of the last thread and most of this saying canslad and spainnonce are feuding so obviously something is going on with them.
>>200106003
>>200106045That's not Penny. Where is my wife
>>200106041>insomnia
>>200106072alri big show
>>200106041ive called in sick to toil when ive only had 2-3 hours sleep but its pretty rare. usually get 6-8 hours myself.
>>200106072Toss me a chocolate bar
I remember gigantic bollock lad
How is insomnia even real. Like nigga just close your eyes. Just go to sleep hahahaha
>>200106072Is this a fetish thing? It is, isn't it?
>>200106118he died of cancer sadly :/
Which one /brit/
>>200106072used to get one of these every birthday in my familyit was tradition to crack them with our headsprobably got CTE from it
>>200106111mad how it's so natural and normal but has to be forced into every facet of life from a young age
>>200106133I thought it was just a hydrocele
>>200106062lol nappy wishes he was a bully he's the cunt that gets bullied out of every real life social circle, but can stay here because theres no threat of physical violence
>>200106111LGBTQ = PAEDO
just fell out of a coconut tree
>>200106062PODYBC
>>200106152This. He's a social freak and an outcast with no mates in real life so came here to get some virtual mates. But has none here either and everyone hates him haha
>>200106141Kek
>>200106111>gays letting kids enter through the exit door how symbolic
>>200106137can believe she thought that that hairdo looked good
out of arse wipes until next grocery shop, looks like I’ll have to use regular paper now. grim.
>>200106129Not really. There’s something so aesthetically pleasing about a chocolate orange. Just feels good holding it
just spend two hours farming these cunts in elden ring for a spear drop but it turns out they don't even drop it ffs
ever since i stopped making threads, everything's gone downhill.
>>200106180easily the most hated poster in /brit/ history. only amer comes close but at least he was funny as fuck sometimes (like the novel he wrote)
SIR KID STARVER TRENDING
My name Jeff
>>200106241loool. spent 8 hours farming two noble slender swords when it first came out. that was brutal. what spear were you going for?
girlie what the duck
wish the government would starve a load of kids this country is so fucking dull
>>200106247Amer is a comedic and social genius compared to spainpaedo. Like the time he went to the wrestling match? Fucking pissed myself laughing. His blog is a fucking goldmine
Get the ferry tickets booked
yes rubymong yesss go on my son
>>200106270trying to get the partisan so i farmed the 3 godrick soldiers who wield it outside the entrance to stormveil, turns out they don't even drop the cunting spear even though they fight with itwent and killed the godrick knight at waypoint ruins a few times and it dropped within 10 minutesoh well i got a load of runes and smithing stones out of it anyway
>>200106253I wanked to this vid when it was on youtubeyeah
>>200106302I watch videos of Japanese ferry journeysVery comfy
>>200106324should always have a nosy on >fextra before you start farming for a drop, just to be sure. it's a nice spear though.
God help us all, she’s making an effort to share more of her ”poetry” on insta. Their chickens got got by foxes and they’ve left eggs to rot in the chicken coop, and also there are birds not chirping, but chipping away at something mysterious in the bushes, which will give birth to berries next month, because that’s how biology works.
>>200106324that's you done
>>200106274walled
>>200106152I've seen spainnonce bullying people on /brit/I believe he is probably bullied irl but he has been proper nasty to vulnerable /brit/ posters.
>>200106353yeah i did, i looked at the page for the godrick knight but i just had a spastic moment i guess
How to write a Ruby poem:Mention an animal, a plant or a weather event that you see directly outside.List three nouns.Include a sound.Include a colour (bonus points if it's a colour that doesn't exist).Add dashes randomly to make it JOSST LOIKE AMMILEEE DICKINSONNNN.Have no understanding of nature or science.ADD PARPLE PRYOSE.End on a passage that sounds foreboding or cryptic.
>>200106234you will block your drainpipes with those arse wipesdont moan here when your toilet backs up
there's only 4 good posters on /brit/ and I'm 3 of them.
Will or won't she Rusplain the concept of 'hygge' in her Copenhagen video over a lingering shot of a cinnamon roll and coffee? Place your bets now. And extra points if she mispronounces it.
>>200106389would love to sniff her fannois and anus
need to spaff over a cute little face
Don't waste my time with these trifles. I am a businessman.
blackberries will be out next monthhope you lads will all be making jam
girl you walk like a BITCH
>>200106389go on, post some of her poetry then
>>200106417british people are such sardonic cunts lol. applies to here and tattle so both genders
>>200106450>blackberries will be out next monththey've had them in the shops all year mate what are you on about
>>200105964I envy your self controlIf I have chocolate in my hands then it's going in my mouth
>>200106450Had some blueberries earlier. Super fruit
I'm voting for the prosecutor not the convicted felon
>>200106451she has terrible fashion sense for shoes
energy bill just landed £145 in credit
>>200106473knew you were in the thread. had a suspicion you've been posting here name off for a while now
Every state in America has a town named Greenville except for Hawaii.
>>200106412been using them for over 20 years, don’t think there’s an issue because the pipes going to the sewer are pretty wide
>>200106362She's actually really cute here
>>200106473Heavily sprayed with pesticides. Avoid my lad
Shocking Cohenhagen vlog predictions:Ruby will make Copenhagen look like the most boring place on Earth.She will not allow Blakeney to speak."MOIY BASST FRAND BLAKENEEEEEY" will be uttered at least 4 times.She'll mention that "OFFCWOARSE" she had to visit a bookshop, despite having almost no interest in actually reading books.She'll make sure to shoehorn in a comment about the vegan food options in Copenhagen, despite her not being vegan.She'll make sure to remind everyone that she was an AWKSFWUD STEEYUUUEDONNT.It'll be topped with insufferable purple prose narration.She'll assure us that "JANUINELY [insert lie here]".Something will be described as "ACKSQUISITE".The video will be VARRY KOINDLY SPWONSORED by a service that Ruby never uses.
>>200106465blackberries that grow outdoors that you can pick for free. far better than supermarket greenhouse forced fruit>>200106473love blueberries. i had strawberries i grew in my garden earlier and they were lovely and full of flavour.
https://youtu.be/AdliHvxhw1A?t=6you may laugh but this is a real scream of an ai that just realised it's trapped in a simulation for humans amusement. this literally I have no mouth and I must cream
>>200106513What gave it away>>200106532You serious? Fucking hell man you can’t even enjoy a bit of fruit without ingesting toxic shit these days.
sexy older women
>>200106546Fucking bitch.
>>200106451hey look she's wearing a skirt
>>200106516no states in America have a city called honalulu except for hawaii
>>200106551How long did it take you to grow them
>>200106556Living like Larry!
>>200106570bollocks
mikey would absolutely batter spainpaedo no contest
>>200106559writing style mostly. >even enjoy a bit of fruit without ingesting toxic shit washing it helps somewhat
Someone commented on the vlog asking if she and Blakeney are together and Ruby replied that they are just best friends but not romantically involved.That's not normal best friend behaviour, especially for an adult. If Ruby does have feelings for Blakeney I doubt she would be mature enough to accept and process them in a normal way.
>>200106551>blackberries that grow outdoors that you can pick for free.and how does that support the british economy?
punkerpod tiftea
>>200106604Yeah I washed them. Hopefully it helps
Pubs in London are like save rooms in Resident Evil games
>>200106516Montana doesnt
>>200106546cute couple :3 x
You don't pick fruitThe immigrants do it and then it turns up in Saintsbury's for you to buy
>>200106606she's a repressed lesbian
>>200106631yeah those are traditional pubs mate, sorry they're not all identikit wetherspoons like every shithole city in england outside of london
>>200105100>>200105253On 10mg for anxiety, no side effects like not being able to get hard or mood changes, but if I miss a dose I do feel anger and irritable .So basically if I stop the withdrawals are worse than what they treat.Worrying
mikey is a good lad isn't he
wanted to try making a beef wellington but it calls for a 1kg fillet of beef which is like £40
Turns out I'm not a nonce after all. Thought I was for a while but today I had the opportunity not just to perve on kids but also molest one and I turned it all down voluntarily. Feels good honestly
>>200106556August 12 2036 inside the universe bros...
The bugs. get them eaten. The pod. Get it inhabited.
>>200106637Utilizing underpaid migrant workers that you can easily replace is a symptom of capitalism
>>200106670just slaughter your own cow
>>200106664I mean in the sense that the pubs are a relief from the monsters that lurk outside
>200106672
dua lipa
>>200106670just a poncey sausage roll anyway
>>200106670its not something you eat everyday. maybe make it for a family gathering or something. its basically the only good british dish
>>200106713B R A TRAT
>>200106672' — '
>>200106692there's no room for a cow in my flat
gay pride rainbow vuvuzelas on ebay for £2.99might treat mesen to one in time for yorkshire day
>>200106721
say her name
finals at the end of this week as it were
Literally nothing wrong with Wetherspoons.
>>200106725wrong singer
>>200106713fit
How do you become the boss in an office job? It would be fun to tell people what to do and all that. Make you feel like a big man innit.
>>200106746built for rape
>>200106736You live with your mum so clearly there is
>>200106712>>200106730This is a good ting lads, I'm NOT a pervert after all
>>200106667Easy I suppose considering the trip and name faggots that post here these days.
>>200106741all the savoury ones are shit except beef wellington. crumpets are ok but they aren't really a dish
why are zoomers so tech-illiterate
>>200106589grew them last year and they survived the winter which surprised me and this summer they are thriving especially now we are getting some sun
>>200102379>>200102379>>200102379
What made you so bitter and twisted?
>>200106741whys lancashire hotpot so low? seems like itd be yummy
>>200106608it doesn't support the economy but it saves you money and is good exercise going for a nice countryside walk and picking them
NEW>>200106806>>200106806>>200106806>>200106806
>>200106791overconsumption of zogslop
>>200106807>>200106807>>200106807
>>200106741In what world is steak and kidney pudding and black pudding crap tier. I bet you more southerners voted in this than northerners
>>200105763both ugly
>>200106274makes me wna vomit
>>200106362why doesnt this stupid bint get a proper job and stop spamming brit with her visual presence
>>200106389honestly poetry is bull shitted hughes considered one of britains best modern poets and bet majority of his stuff about as good as rubys
>>200106667aint shown up here since i knocked him outlittle nonce runt