windswept plains edition>>200104482previous
I'm surrounded by morons.
>>200108834Welcome to the New World
where do they put those horses in nyc at night
gonna take a showip
i can’t believe you stole my cat picture and made a thread with itis this what america has come to
>>200108861brit on a proxy
A warm soak sounds soothing
>>200108861they are allowed to roam free in the big park
>>200108875shut the fuck up
ptu
>>200108868i told you i was going to steal iti won't post it again without your permission
people keep driving by blasting their horn. this is the 3rd day theyve been doing it.
when i stare at something too long it starts to move in my mind
i'm angry at myself
GO WATCH BARTON FINK, HOLY SHIT IT'S KINO
>>200108952Harry Potter Senior
>>200108952Farton STINKAs in PEEYEW THAT SMELLS STINKY DOODOO
this is somethin like the holocaust
>>200108952watched like 10 mins of it. found it boring
scared im going to infect other people
Official top 3 states of the USA:1. North Carolina2. Washington3. Vermont
>>200108998It goes crazy in the second half, there are a few big twists
getting in the bath now
>>200108923it’s ok, i stole it from /asean/
do you eat your pierogies with or without the peel
Two fish in a tank.... One fish says to the other. You drive I'll man the turret.
>>200109071HAHAHA
>>200109016NC is shittier SC
Imagine how bad the past must've smelled
>>200109134good post
>>200109104name a band from south carolina better than corrosion of conformity ?
deliciously juicy
im back
>>200109269your mom sure was last night
Work is almost over. Time to get ready to go to the gym and continue rizzing up my gymcrush.
>>200109134you look like that?
>>200108952Yeah but I’m in a hotel so I can’t :/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urs4XBxeXko
>>200109297i do look like that
https://x.com/NuanceBro/status/1815779472911573395?t=NTdIwzgbrhtDD3qHDg8PeA&s=19Lmao that guy is funny
I got a cheap disposable weed vape from a brand called "stiizy" that I guess is pretty popular. But I think it's making me sick. I think whatever heating element it's using to heat up the weed oil is making me inhale extra shit that isn't weed.
>>200109327you're cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0a1AVZ-DVM
>>200109358teehee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwDMA_ZqlEQI wish I had a gf from North Carolina
wypipo moment
>>200109354Lots of those have added terpenes in them that irritate my throat like crazy
>>200109354never trusted those types of products tbhonest
does this work?
>>200109448Yeah it irritates my throat but chocked it up to the oil just be so much stronger than regular weed. But also even the high feels weird and off. It feels like a lightheadedness that lasts just a short while, not a proper weed high. Idk if I'm just imagining it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR3GXrjJGggNorth Carolina has more soul than 99% of strip mall USAit's the perfect balance of progressive usa and conservative usa
>>200108823me af
>>200109479That aint you fool that's a cat
Dogberg wants another dinner. She's going nuts
Brampton is the worst city name i've ever heard
>>200109479you look like that
>>200109507wait until you hear about Regina
>>200109495>>200109508its literally me
has a girl ever looked at you like this
>>200109523yes
>>200109526idk. i dont leave the house
i was hoping they would drain if i kept them in warm water
>>200109467The quality definitely varies a lotThere are some brands that don’t add anything to their oils Some even quantify the amount of naturally occurring terpenes so you can get ones that have nothing but THC and some other cannibanoidsVaping sucks I wish it weren’t so gay but smoking is just so inconvenient and smelly
>>200109275what did you watch this time>>200109479that cant be you cause thats me sorry
>>200109563i just got back from the airport. haven't eaten.
this all started from a self-inflicted cigarette burn so it's good
>>200109540me on the right >>200109506give her a little treat maybe not a whole extra dinner but just a little something
me tomorrow
>>200109573oh well get you something to eat don't go hungry just to post here shoo
>>200109575uwu
I'm not allowed in Frentown, and that's a good thing
>>200109592https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wg0Y8EkNKI
>>200109309Wdym, I've pirated tons of shit at Canadian hotels over their wifi
>>200109592me in 5 hours
>>200109506Is your dog fat?
>>200109592are you finally going on that work trip
one of my feet looks more aged than the other
>>200109621Only have my work laptop with me Instead I’m watching cable television
>>200109657post feet
>>200109657that’s weird why do you think that is
the drip
My body is pretty disgusting, and I'm not a tranny or fat, it's just the way it is
>>200109560Yeah I'll try one more time and this time I'll get a slightly more expensive brand. Hopefully I'll get what I pay for.
>>200109697sounds like something a fatty would say
>>200108942this world vibrates
>>200109688i like it what pants are you wearing with it >>200109697i feel the same way
the only thing that concerns me is if the pain starts spreading fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyx3EsmeElo
add me on insta
>>200109715jeans
>>200109745cant, dont have one anymore
how long would it take to get to mars
>>200109702Good luck
I'm desperate
I'm a lost cause
>>200109749post a selfie of your outfit later if you feel like it
im gay
i'm an american original
i finished the kale. not a fangonna get spinach tomorrow
i'm an american derivative
i'm an american integral
>>200109768around 18 months at the shortest distance, there are launch windows on 2.5 and 15 year cycles.
i'm an american dispensable
Did you know you can just have a cum beast as a pet and take it for walks?? https://x.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1815480904321515702?t=2uAbJ-XGzjvamMKFgJENkA&s=19
i'm a real american (south)
i'm an american idiot
i cooked ONE meal in the kitchen, and now i have like 7 different dishes to wash.
what videogame should i buy
i'm a canadian idiot
>>200109859>>200109768I should mention that's a round trip type estimate, you can get there in under a year if you don't come back (like a rover)
do not underestimate russians
>>200109870AND DO I LOOK LIKE SOME FROST BITTEN HORSE HEAD?I NEVER LEARNED MY AAAALPHA BET FROM A TO ZED
i love cum right now
>>200109880i hate this>>200109885sims 4 and all the dlc (1200 dollars)
Dude weed
>>2001097680.00000729 parsecs
i'm a fucking incel
i swallowed my own cum once and it was pretty salty. would not recommend
>>200109885Dynamite Cop
>>200109912>>200109912lmao kek
i'm not fucking therefore i'm an incel
>>200109885panzer dragoon saga for the sega saturn
>>200109867He a big boy though I don't have a pool for him
>>200109934poor man's starfox
>>200109867thats not a cum beast, thats just a capy
i'm a real two-faced scoundrel
i once tried sims 4 and there was so much dlc bullshit on it i gave up, i dont think you're meant to play with all the dlc enable, i felt like some theme park coocoo simulator rather than a sims game
>>200109637no, i just have to head into corporate and i hate driving there. however, my flight is booked now after 1.5 hours on hold.
>>200109957
by the way i have 94 prayer
im a successful loser
>>200109867chinese niggas just be doing anything
i would rather blow my brains out than die in a hospital
>>200109971Sims 4 is trash it wasn’t even worth the $2 I paid for it
i would get a lot of kills in a war
Eating dinner after smoking a joint hits different
>>200109971Why don't you play a better game. The Sims? What are you, a woman? Playing in a digital doll house lmao.
i would get killed in a war
im a losing success
>>200109971i don't blame you, if you are doing your first game ever and you have literally every dlc on you will get completely overwhelmed. the base game is fine for just starting out>>200109974good luck anon, how far away is the office
>>200110010>>200110026You guys wanna join a telegram server?
>>200110032sims is a good game, at least 2 was, i played some 3 and it was alright, 4 felt like train wreck
i'm in pain from head to toe
im fat
>>200110049it's only 20 miles but the traffic makes it take 1-2 hours to get there by car and there's no easy parking around the building unless you work there and have a pass.
i'm weak
i'm rich
Im wanting a new PC
>>200110066missed opportunity to have grass and bees and butterflies on the outside of the waterpipe
you're all my enemies
>>200104838>look at the OP>still up after 3 hoursalright so which one of you guys is the snitch here?
>>200110066i need this>>200110085me too >>200110084is there anyway you can beat the traffic by going at an off time?
Pulling my Gatorade zero sugar from the freezer in about 10 minutes
There's definitely a janny monitoring /cum/ threads or some guy snitching
i try to enjoy pain
>>200110097not me right anon
I wonder how 4chan reigns in mods or jannies who go renegade
>>200110120Yeah and he's an autistic faggot of the most obnoxious sort. Dude has no chill
>>200110142especially you tbqfhwy
sports drinks have fluoride in them
I'm animated
>>200110145they did get rid of that Pro-Putin janny here. Unfortunately the replacements seem worse
i have fluoride in me and i blame it for why i'm useless
>>200110145pay gets deducted
^ brit on a proxy
i'm trapped
>>200110145>I wonder how 4chan reigns in mods or jannies who go renegadeThere's a feedback form floating around somewhere and if they get enough complaints they'll tell them to cool it or move them to a slow board
eating beans
uh oh
eating my demons
>>200110191Where is it because the one in this thread sucks massive cocks
>>200110145they dont, only jannies can get kicked out and they'll need to be a massive nuisance to everyone to even get noticed by the mods, mods are pretty much the supreme authority since gook moot is a non factor
>>200110145Tranny-jan can delete individual posts, mute you, and forward a ban to a mod.The mod has to approve the ban, so we have to consider that a mod is compromised.
need more cat memes
pimples i can deal with, this is too much
>>200109526BBC
should i play star stable
Just keep talking about [redacted] and just ban evade. Fuck this janny
>>200110263you say, whilst redacting the name
>>200110194THIS
Calgary is such a crap trap that even god sends his cleansing fires
i'm pathetic
>>200110224I don't think the mods really pay too much attention to the reports they get though, pretty much a rubber stamp
gonna watch a movie
>>200110263based
>>200110305Which one?
>>200110107i could go in very early, but i simply refuse to do that.
>>200110299thank you for talking for proxy brit on that flag
i'm hopeless
latinas are chudcels last hope
>>200110340chuds dont like fat women, and no latina can escape THE WALL
i'm a goner
>>200110340Trvke
>>200110321https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HtaIvb61Uk
I did a bit of investigating and the reason stiizy made me sick is because it uses "distillate" weed instead of "live rosin" Seems to be the reason
my prom would have been in 2020, and i wouldn't have gone anyway
>>200110391you're definitely one of the youngest here
After I melted my brain on psychedelic chemicals I suddenly developed what the kids call "rizz"However I lost what you might call "sanity"Got laid a week after.
i wanted to be a fireman at one point
>>200110370>nerdy ass Timmie gets a hot ass Latinx gfI'm going to turn into that one hapa kid who killed Stacies.
>>200110414brit on a proxy
i'm possessed by a demon, or mentally ill
>>200110413go to calgary they need all the help they can get
i got that dawg in me
>>200110430I don't get this meme. You've been posting this for days at random posts. What do you mean by this?
i'm a contaminantalso brazilian getting fucked by a dog
>>200110449he's a jeet masquerading as a islam
>>200110445wut da dog doin
>>200110414>"JBW bro"A true supreme gentleman
went to a ghetto high school and all the hottest girls were Latina or black or nativeThey bullied me mercilessly because I kept trying to flirt with them Eventually got one to go on a date with me and we went to see UpShe cried on my shoulder during the movie and we didn’t see each other after thatNow she’s a single mother lol
Cum is in open revolt against the evil dictator janny.CUMPATRIOTS, RISE UP!!
i require palliative care
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_who_disappeared_mysteriously:_1990%E2%80%93present
>>200110467MANY such cases
>>200110489patriots are in control
ok gamers this is epic
i'm trusting in my body to heal on it's own
>>200110467>Latina or black or nativeAnon where did you go to school? We have like 20 Latinas here who aren't farm workers
>>200110513Omw to pk u rn
make up your mind!
>>200110527why do you have boils
>>200110489Nothing can trump the spirit of /cum/ anons
i'll grab you by the skin of your neck and throw you out into the streets
in a dick-sucking mood
trumpthere i did it FUCK JANNIES
TRUMP 2024
>>200110560literally no one asked you are in your own head right now
>>200110538NepeanThere was even an Inuit girl who was INSANELY hot with long legs and a big bum and full lips but she was dumb as FUCK
in a dick sucked mood
might be carbuncles technically but that sounds even worse
>>200110573??? Trannies on this board are pro-Trump
My country has caught wind of what's going down here
>>200110592>>200110570you guys should meet up
>>200108823do you muricans know that your cunt has a LOTTERY for the green card ?like people from ‘’under-represented’’ countries in the US (not Mexico, India, China and others) can apply for a lottery to win the green card.the word ‘’suffering’’ does not exist in muricanese
>>200110573>>200110584Holy based, I kneel
nice lips i want sharp breasts i want dark eye lipsnice breasts like the song iiiii too rough
>>200110610Yes my Moroccan friend
>>200110589>Inuit>dumb as FUCKredundant tbqh
hes not all bad
the socio economic factors made me do it
Do you stay up on election night?
Trump wins checkem
the carbuncles made me do it
>>200110624can you come here and shoot 90 days fiancee with me, i think we can get a lot of funding because we maxxx out all the minority standardsGay POC marriage in a muslim country
>>200110666get the fuck out
>>200110610are you going to sign up for the lottery? pro-tip, if you win, don't suddenly get married to daughter of someone very rich so their family can try and immigrate on your visa. marry the daughter and get your money after you get the greencard in hand, and then don't file their visa until after you've been married 6 months.
>>200110666TRIPS OF TRUTH
i'm turning yella
>>200110666Satan you are NOT welcome here
>>200110666>Satan tripsAccurate
>>200110666put me in the screencap
>>200110666Welp the election is a wrap boys, 4 more years of covfefe man
any recent events in america?
how come Germans (and other EU countries) say that they are sorry to the Jews but then obviously take in a bunch of Muslims, when muslims hate jews
>>200110707i just brushed my teeth
there's not going to be any light i can go towards
>>200110707might kms idk
>>200110628I wasn’t racist as a teen
>>200110707I took the bus
by the way i got 5K of the gold sink currency (blue currency) yesterday. im going in increments of 5K theres a challenge to turn in 5K which is time-gated and you get more rewards for doing it that way
>>200110707Its raining now and will rain all day tomorrow
>>200110684i apply every hear, my cousin won last year
>>200110743are you going to marry your cousin for a visa?
i'm a piece of trash in the cosmic landfill
>>200110560do you only lash out at me and do what you do because otherwise without you samefagging yourself, no one defends you? ok i will stop doing that then. i didnt mean anything bad by my post except maybe a bit of hate in that no one asked because a PKer said that to me
chatgpt ignores me when i call it multivac
i'm a bucket case
>>200110666JOEVEROEVER
i love whygena
>>200109633A bit. >>200109581I'll give her some carrots
>>200110784get a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy
>>200110680heyyy ooohhhhh I'm walking ova heaaaar!
>>200109697Most bodies are imperfect. It's the way living things are.
>>200110754no, it sounds disgusting, but i study in France so I’m not that desperate
>>200110803i'm ugly
>>200110780call it skynet and watch it flip out
>>200110811that's fine too.
It's really quite difficult to do everything with just your left hand
>>200110873>>200110780If the stars must someday die, at least some could yet be built.
I was Ridin' with Biden and now I'm Embarrassed for Harris
did everyone die
the fuck is there to say
>>200111111
>>200111116brit on a proxy
i suspect janjan mightve seen we were having a bit of fun and banned some people
>>200111109i'm watching a moviesomeone make the new something cool and funny and cute and engaging
>>200111138test
>>200111138what are you watching
The specimens advertisers put on American TV are truly a sight to behold
>>200111148https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HtaIvb61Uki don't think you'd be into itthey show their panties like 15 minutes in or something if you're interested in that at least
use this for next https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_who_disappeared_mysteriously_at_sea
i cannot wait for my new shoes to arrive tomorrow.
i need a good movie or show to watch on the treadmill
>>200111176sopranos
>>200111189i watched it not that long ago, it's still too fresh in mind to want to rewatch
>>200111160that's such a women coded movie
>>200111170Which shoes?>>200111176Limitless with Bradley Cooper
>>200111176>Triumph of the WillLook it up
why cant you just mix heroin with potassium citrate and eat it in pill form
>>200111176The Prisoner (1967-1968)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
We got some zesty ass mfers here
>>200111201it's the ones in that picture.
>>200111176into the wild
make a new thread spinster you dumbass hoe
>>2001111768 mile
why cant you mix heroin with folic acid to make codeine freebase? i think this would be useful to do and then know about for the plants (opium poppy)
>>200111227What brand?
>>200111176cannibal holocaust
>>200111221hiiii :3
piss
I want to fuck a girl (male) in the ass
>>200111253ouchies
>>200111253Pardon me?....
post a meme template of someone running like maybe towards the camera and theyre running towards or for something in a rush
>>200111266sorry meant to say shit
>>200111253wait did she shit herself or what is going on here
>>200111198that's why i said you probably wouldn't be interested
>>200111248they are from a english company called joseph cheaney and sons. they are a version of the cairngorm II c veldtschoen derby with vibram vi-lite sole instead of a commando sole.
>>200111279I think the guy pooped but it's hard to tell
>>200111266girl
>>200111279i assume he is trying to squat her upside down, but then shits himself and puts her down
>>200111260when do you first remember these urges appearing?
>>200111290its not really hard to tell, it is blasting out of the legholes of his shorts down his legs lol
>>200111293lol fucking vile
>>200111253Ewwwwww ew ew ew ew what if it landed in her face?!
>>200111279he sharted directly into her face and then she falls into his shart and starts to pukeif i remember correctly, i’m eating rn so i’m not gonna watch it again
>>200111313>he hasn't seen the mentos/coke bathtub video
>>200111319I'm going to poop in your face What are you eating spinny
diarrhea shart onto her face to assert dominance
can people with down's syndrome vote?
>>200111335Yes they're called leftists and you need to respect their opinions
what was that really high post /cum/? like 670 posts?we can top it boys
>>200111335yes, I saw some video before where a parent with retarded adult children took them to the polling station and just "helped" vote for all of them.
>>200111326rice and chicken with brocolli mr. poopyboy
>>200111351good one >>200111354brit on a proxy
>>200111354there's not many posters here
SHOULD people with down's syndrome vote?
>>200111363I can't believe "poop in your face" is the post that pulls you from the shadows, spinster Enjoy your healthy meal, I hope you well seasoned it
>>200111378no
>>200111370there were only 5 or 6 of us really pushing it that night anyways i think
>>200111354No way that happened
>>200111378obviously not but it's a slippery slope thing tbqh
New>>200111393>>200111393>>200111393
>>200111378Yes, unfortunately leftists have every right to vote that the rest of us do
this girl gave me her number, I texted hi and she sent hi back, now what the fuck do I say
>>200111378what if they were the only ones who could vote and also the only ones who could serve office
>>200111414hello
>>2001114172bh they'd probably be less greedy and generally nice to each other But it'd be funny to watch them call each other out on bullshit, like an episode of Rugrats
>>200111387
>>200111387a rogue janny kept deleting all new threads for some reason and we rampaged getting a single thread to like 700 replies once. was probably in 2021 or so
>>200110245Maximum overdrive.
>>200110370Daum were already getting too big.
>>200111423
