pov: you are a mouse edition>>200111393previous
>>200112871hey wtf
>>200112871aiiee
i appreciate my fellow north americans
>>200112871this doesnt open for me
>>200112849>Leni Klum>aznget your gook detector fixed ASAP
>>200112887why
I've had enough of my fellow North Americans
going to the deli section of my supermarket what should i get they dont have gabagool i asked them last time
>>200112894why do you know who that was?
>>200112906boars head cracked pepper turkey for sandwiches and some french bread
>>200112910>Brapzilian doesn't even know reverse image searchngmi young'un
>>200112892Same. Wtf is going on. Webms just stopped opening for me
/cum/ is a vapid cunt
Is the guy who speaks in dialectical Italian the same schizo Terrone we had in here many years ago?
>>200112935it works on my phone but not on my laptop
>>200112906ask them for a gallon of cum. you can drink it as a meal replacement shake
>>200112894That downie lookin jaw and those high cheekbones scream "GOOK" to me.
I'm glad nonce seems to be doing better
>>200112922BOARS head you say, thats something I would rather someone cook for me
>>200112895unsure
>>200112948>downie lookin jawGoogle Leni Klum, she has a weird face
>>200112958it's really good if you want to give it a try
Very high right now
I hate having to contend with psychological warfare everyday of my goddamn life. I'm a broken man
>>200112982based
i keep hearing about this chain "texas roadhouse," is it actually good?
>it's no singles night at the kinoplex
>>200112995Yes, and the rolls (which are good) became a meme
>>200112976oh its a brand it thought it was an entire boars head lol I do want to give it a try if I see it
>>200112976i just want to get one of these expensive hams and meats that get cut up into slices and take a huge bite out the side of it
>>200112995the rolls are amazing, everything else is just okay ish chain restaurant food >>200113006no i'm not eating the head of a boar lmfao, but if you get the chance get a half pound to see if you like it
>>200112995I havent been to one in years but the steak was average as fuck. Maybe it was longhorn steakhouse idk all that shit looks the same to me fr
drinking milk
>>200113005yeah, I see lots of copycat recipes on the web
Might go see Deadpool and Wolverine when I get paid next month. I never saw the first Deadpool but I saw the second one in the theatre and it was pretty good. I know the first two were filmed here in Van, I just wonder if this one was too. Also I guess this would be a good excuse to watch two dumb funny movies in quick succession. I just dl'd Dune onto my tablet however so I gotta watch that first.
>>200113028nice nice enjoy
tfw no aussie gf to make me bloomin onions
>>200113048the onion ring tower and red robin is half the reason i go there
>>200113046I added nesquik
should i really buy a herman miller (of craigslist fo cheap of course)? i feel like the aesthetic and feel of an office chair will give me ptsd from office waging
I could use a reason to live, but I know /cum/ doesn't have any good ones
I'm... out of milk...
>>200113078get a cat
>>200113078live out of spite knowing you wont give your enemies the satisfaction of outliving you
>>200113078only bitches need a reason
>>200113076only if it makes you feel like toilberg
>>200113061you inspired me to fix a glass for myself>>200113082tragedy
>>200113078I'll give you 2
>>200113082I can give you my milk owo
>>200112995oh man it's great. their chicken fried steak is killer. they give you complimentary biscuits and peanuts. i'm taking jenna there this weekendhttps://youtu.be/hjDnwNoE_GA
make "sugar free" monster energy drink by mixing it with milk and decanting the top/water layer
>>200113078sign up for a priestly vocation. and instead of focusing on meme garbage, alleviate poverty and societal suffering.
>>200113122this 18 year old has had it rough
and i think the sugar would stay in it if you mixed in potassium, but i wouldnt. youd probably die if you drank it if the pH is higher then it might go back into the solution. its good to see how much sugar the 30-50 grams is
>>200113133i don't think she's had it rough enough YET
> TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOW> TO THE WALL (TO THE WALL)> TO THE SWEAT DRIP DOWN MY BALLS> AAAAALL THESE BITCHES CRAWL> AWWW SKEET SKEET MUTHAFUCKA> AWWW SKEET SKEET GODDAMN
evens: elden ring dlc grindodds: ds3 platinum grinddubs: jack off
>>200113151https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5BXm38zrm0very important video everyone must watch
>>200113112um...
to-do listget my shit together
>>200113170i thank lil jon & the east side boyz for healing race relations in america
You literally can't even tell
spiritually Canadian
Kinda worrying the amount of flags that attack you when you make a jeet joke. Like before when mocking Zhangs you'd get seething Aussies and Leafs, plus some Burger flags. Now it's like half the board, even some weird countries like Mexico. Truly a grim future.
Good afternoon /cum/friends Im still down from a shitty case of coof but I’m on the mend.
>>200113078I know a lot of people (including myself) who just want to unalive themselves but also don't want to for no particular reason.idk mang
>>200113217they're afraid.
>>200113206should have things put in their medical records for like if they move their legs when they need to pee or have had kidney stones. this way, if they would like to, they can test out different alpha blockers for things like restless leg syndrome to find the links between bladder/prostate and moving legs (its also said to be dopamine) so that people with that can be helped. sometimes people get it for tapering off of benzos
>>200113203I read it as "get body glitter"
>>200113217It's not dead internet theory, it's jeet internet theory.
>>200113217and the worst of all, the jannies and mods
i need to stop touching them, that's what's causing it to spread
>>200113234based
Canadanon taught me that i should not care about rejection in real life, and - not in a weird or rapey way or you know like causing them any distress - if i get rejected and like someone then i can just keep going after them (in real life) until they give up and i win
women want to be chased
>>200113218COVID? It's been rising again. I had it like a week ago
>>200113283i thought you were a gay faggot
>>200113218In America, whenever you get sick you simply have your mother kiss your injury, after which it will magically get better instantly. That's the power of a mother's love.
>>200113296nah straight furry porn is a bit gross
>>200113237>it's jeet internet theoryThe worst timeline possible and we are living it>>200113246Yeah they do NOT appreciate those Jeet AI poo photos
keep talking about COVID i got a news block for a "new variant" today and i want to learn more about this one over time because its free to. also black woman shot dead by police in Illnois ##also the jews probably know that the "free" is bad. like if every time you go to lava dragons you get a free kill on one for loot (which starts it off too) then you should really not be relying on that to make yourself ever feel better, and instead know that its a bad thing to be eating
shall we play dark and darker?
>Summertime in an electionyear >media already hyping up a police bodycam raceb8 videoLFG
finna goon
>>200113333quads of pvre trvthnvke. They will let you post anything against the rules here except jeet jokes or mentions of Drumpf.
a nigga need some tinactin
Going to watch Dune, wish me luck.
>>200113387>tinactinnoting this down in my list of shit to put in aluminium cans and mix with chlorine and sulphuric acid
>>200113299My mom has some crappy COVID-like virus. Was coughing and retching for days and her voice is only now getting back to normal. This time it was me making sure she's alright
>>200113351i already gamed too much today
>>200113399dont forget your popcorn onahole
why doesnt putting vitamin C or oranges in with CO2 gas make like diamonds or somethingor carbon. or graphite
does sitting for too long really make your butt flat
>>200113408I'm gonna get very high lmao
what do diamonds doped w/ iodine look like? you can fit 2 atoms of iodine in between some of the bonds in the diamonds structure
>>200113423it gave me a pear shaped body but my ass is nice and round still
>>200113423you should ask the resident brapzilian >>200113351
>>200113423>>200113441post ass
>>200113455
just got a drop on this flexin nigga he from tennesseei had a thot she be with the shits told me where he beI said for sure, baby let me know if you wanna eat
yes being a gang banging ass nigga is lit asf
>>200113585spiky
>>200113423it makes your butt flabby
the CIA is better than the FBI they didnt invent crack though
5HT2R-B heart development
fucking hell janny banned all the normal posters so now it's just this schizo
when you get on welfare in america do you have to submit your bank and credit card statements
0-3 goon4-9 engage standard nighttime protocoltrips delete my good folder
buuuuuuuuuurp for fucks sakes guys i am such a fat fuck. one second i have to wait for others before i share my good posts that are very good - all i can do is coast or complain (literally all i do)
EFLs do pronounce "Thank you" as "Fank you" and "Dank you".
money is everything, i need a job
brazilian mind connection
>>200113791I pronounce it as>Cum(in) you
wearing camo joggers
how early is too early to call in sick
business idea: /cum/ branded jeans
>>200113886what kind of jeans would they be
kiki palmer's wearing my jeans
energy drink nowusually crash around 10AM so i have 2 double packs of cookies to munch munch
>>200113905im unsure but they would be designed exclusively by /cum/mers
>>200112871>/cum/ - canada usa mexicowho ever this OP isthis is how its donei love you OPyou don't fuck up the subject.and you link the previous.god bless your soul
>>200113929it would end up being silly like jnco jeans or something
>>200113936no prob bob
imagine you wake up tomorrow and every single women on the planet is pregnant, over the course of a few weeks they start finding out, soon it makes global news, scientists are baffled and all babies are found to have a similar set of genes across the whole world, most believe it to be an act of god, you wouldn't know but all the women were impregnated with my semen, how would you react
>>200113996i'd remind myself it was a dream
>>200113996find the strongest women and drink all of the afterbirths and have a lifetime supply of placenta soup
>>200113996what the hell
>>200114013can we meet up in real life mousepedo?i wanna visit the uk one day and smoke a j with u
listening to black moth super rainbow
>>200114024...noh
>>200114026blast from the past
>>200114048pussy ass bitch
>>200114006>>200114017in 9 months 3 and a half billion babies are born, 30 years from now the first permanent terraforming colonizers arrive on mars
>>200114068dont you live in Canada anyway
>>200114080a lot of women would die, the healthcare system couldn't handle it. non hospital births are really dangerous
>>200114109that's a sacrifice i'm willing to make
>>200114120ok well let me pitch you this hypothetical then: exploding penis disease spreads through the world and makes every mans penis explode
>>200114080>be me>wakeup>realize the brapzilian talking about impregnation was dream>look outside>it's still 2024, the year of our lord>my life is sill shit>go back to sleep
>>200114140are the balls intact?
>>200113803I thought i was the only macaco here
i have ~ 5246 of the gold sink blue currency now. capped at 5K when i do trade it but that is what im at so far (this will be 10/50 K)
What if cummians didn't have to carry shitty euro allies? What if David could defend themselves against Goliath? What if America didn't sanction countries with a nuclear program? Just saying, there's an easy way we can all win here. Minecraftically speaking
they banned for a day because I implied I'd like to shoot groups of black people with a semi-automatic buckshot shotgun! The gall!
Imagine hiding all your ugly with makeup so people think you’re a kawaii uwu neko gyaru
Hello
*me(also, I'm not actually racist IRL, I've just been on her for far too long)
today i learned about persian jews lol
>>200114283Really makes you think…
>>200114296hello
>>200114326it's actually 12-gauge, and hence that whole post is invalid*on here, dammit!
I WAS RUNNING THROUGH THE 6 WITH MY WOES
>>200114247Sorry let me convert to judaism before asking this, just wait 1 sec
i don’t want to dislike foreign flags but they do stuff like this
>>200114247then finland would carry the rest of europe
>>200112995Yes, it's gud.
why is the cumcord so dead?
>>200114422theres a /cum/cord?
i'm not racist, i'm a race realist
>>200114417Look what the tranitor did to my boy.
i look like this
>>200114449Are you implying there are differences between different groups of people.That's literally unacceptable.
>>200114472I meant to write Scandinavian and subsaharan! Was that a Freudian slip? But I fucking worshipped black people as a teen, listened to reggae and wore dreadlocks! Idk.
>>200114247Only you can be trusted with nukes
>>200114480no you don’t
>>200114538you dont know me
>>200114541Yes he does.
>>200114498fortunately i don't care about what's acceptable
word
>>200114541you’re right sorry
>>200114547he doesn't. he doesn't even know where i live
Went to the gym earlier for chest.Lots of hot sweaty turbo fit sluts wearing fuck all.Always crank one out immediately after getting home from there.
>>200114613cringe
i never in my life got a boner from women in real life
>trivia night at the bar with a friend>answer ONLY the sports questions>"this is why I brought the nerd"I am literally going to kill myself
>>200114623*based
Watching Dune and drinking Sprite.
>>200114640you brought this upon yourself by having giga normie friends
this fucking brown subhuman is so loud. whats wrong with him.
ayooo look at this normie going to bars and having friends
Yes I will back down Yes I will back down
>>200114647For me it's Spawn, alongside my patented Ginger Ale/Cranberry juice combo
>>200114647Do you like it?
>>200114640i don’t think they were trying to be rude, but im sorry buddy that sucks people can be so insensitive
I love getting high and drunk while playing EU4
insecure subhuman rat. what the fuck is wrong with you. youre like 70 years old acting like a little kid throwing a loud tantrum.
^brit on a proxy
crazy how fast time passes when you're doing nothing
is python a good language that jobs require?
ITS A SIN, my darling how I LOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUBecause I know, our love can never beITS A SIN to keep this memory OF youuuuuWhen silence prooooves that you've forGOTTEN meTHE DREAAAAAM, IVE BUILLT FOR US HAS CRUMBLeddddddEach promise broken like my heart
Donald Trump
roommate is spinning his bike tire for some reason
Is having schizophrenia a fun experience on a daily basis? Or is he suffering while helplessly shitposting whatever nonsense the voices tells to be obsessed with today?
>>200115010my fault ill stop
>>200115013idk but when I was a little kid I'd hallucinate a lot and it'd freak me out but I dont now and I'm hoping it's not just dormant schizophrenia
english roses
>>200115010He's performing his compulsive ritual before he murders you
>>200115050that's a dude btw
Why does this dude give off such weirdo vibes? Is it the nature of his profession?
>>200115198i'm sure you wish that was true
>>200115213is that a puppet?
>>200115213he makes money out of showing off god rejects
>>200115213This guy runs the internet equivalent of an old timey roadside freak show.He gives it a positive and inspiring twist, which allows him to get away with it.
that "autistic" girl though, fuck her
>>200115229you don't know?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1IY9FLtA6U
goodnight
>>200115314>the tron sequel suckedworst sin of it all
>>200115330good night
what should i do now
messing with schizos on /x/ is more fun than i thought it would be
>>200115391im watching tv on the couch do that
Are there riots going on? My area doesn't have enough black people to see any change.
Accroche-toi à ton rêveAccroche-toi à ton rêveQuand tu vois ton bateau partirQuand tu sens ton coeur se briserAccroche-toi à ton rêve
do women even feel any pleasure from penetration, whenever i watch porn they mostly just want to flick their bean, it's like they only penetrate for the video and flick the bean to really get off
wow slow thread currently >>200115392brit on a VPN
>>200115430yeah, it's just not usually as intense as clitoral stimulation
>>200115430of course they do but everyone is different and some prefer clitoral orgasms
if reincarnation is real, i'd like to reincarnate as a lesbian (biological woman)
>"nex mass ongoing" >go to nex>4 players
jason tier
>>200115534it would be fun to be on the other team in another life
jason
>>200115534I sure as hell hope it's not. With my karma it will either be a rock in a dry well or a male angler fish
i'd like to be me but better
>>200115578just started reading about male angler fish and what the hell
I just ate my melatonin gummies. Good night!
>>200115635good night
https://x.com/BBGreatMoments/status/1815975263622091167
>>200115635:D
>>200115630Yeah idk what's the point of some of this life things. Spreading genes by the most extreme means just for the next progeny to do repeat the same stupid self sacrificial process as if animals know something about the end of the universe we dont. LikeYour semen BETTER be there in a trillion years. Idk. Brb gonna do some laundry
i lasted until the last stage or 1.4K hp at Nex and had to tp out at 1hp and now i cant ever do it again until i do a bunch of tasks
Why are cute girls so evil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52lflfsb0fEprobably the best song ever that's sung by a person who can't carry a tune, punk be damned
>>200115760i think that very smart people have been trying to answer that question for a long time, and none of them have come to a conclusive answer. so im definitely not qualified to weigh in on it
or should I say version...mon
say one reason why girls are evil
>>200115760That's productive french fren. Your future gf is gonna love that you're willing to help maintain the home
>>200115837They see compassion as weakness And I mean actual compassion, not "sniveling male feminist" compassion
>>200115857you’re generalizing everyone is different you can’t just make blanket statements about half the population
>>200115837They won't have sex with me.
[seething_wojack.jpg]>you’re generalizing>everyone is different you can’t just make blanket statements about half the population
If you not shed, why the fuck you in the shed?
>>200115977You wanna have tilly, buddy, eh, you wanna a donnybrook? Shed 'em!
why even be awake
>>200115882No shit I'm generalizing Do you think I meant that I took a survey of every woman on the planet?
women owe me sex
Did 4chan just go down for like 5 minutes
a*
stop thinking about what you can for women start thinking about what women can do for you
Thread themehttps://youtu.be/LjghdVgnf1o?si=_xmk2_2toeuMMmbU
sleep isnt a real thing I believe you just blink for a long time after a hard day working at the meme mines and a few hours later your eyelids have rested enough to open
>>200115882Spinny can I have an e-hug
>>200116132hahahaha sleep ain't real nigga just keep your eyes open
evolution really failed women, like being attracted to confidence, boldness and narcissist machiavellian traits, it's a really flawed system, if works most of the time that's good enough for nature but a lot of suffering goes unaccounted which yea nature gives no shits about
The harmonica is such a badass instrument
i look at women i feel more sorry than anything, they got no agency over their lives, over their action, they're victims, the passive gender, they're just being dragged along and they want that
i look at women and my peepee feels funny
dont know whether i should pray range or mage against bandos but it looks like its the same as with sara gwd where you walk it around to not get hit by melee
>>200116216yes harmonica kicks asshttps://youtu.be/ULArxglAc84
>>200116208>>200116258Women do well when men do well The men become weak, then the women lose their minds It is very easy for men to stoop to women's level, but very hard for women to raise to mens level
>>200116216I tried to learn it but it's once if those instruments that's impossible to learn quietly so everyone has to hear you suck for who knows how long
I just farted
so anyway, hungry, finna do something about that
>>200116337harmonika is the Slovenian word for the accordeon
you ever seen how much minerals there are in water, like when they cut those old drinking water pipes and it looks like a stone cave in there, crazy how that's ok to drink
isnt some rich middle eastern prince a huge weeb?
>>200116404so it only plays chords right? seems annoying but the idea of having a pocket sized instrument is awesome, so are kalimbas but theyre limited in range and I think theyre only one in one scale.
How do I cope with being brown? I’m in constant anguish.
>>200116487that's interesting. some people call it a french harp or a mouth organ
In Europe, there is a certain cultural resistance to the so-called 'stand your ground law' of the US Constitution: the right to kill with a firearm if you are threatened by attackers on your own property. But if you ask me, the thing about this moral prohibition is not the actual act of killing, or even the possession of a murderous weapon, but the fact that if someone is willing to use a firearm on another human being, they should ideally be focused on merciless killing, because not only that ' dead men tell no tales', but also when such a obvious display of force is at play, all diplomacy between individuals fails, and interaction regresses to reflex response.
>>200116550*Farts in your face*
I actually know that the law in question is a reaganite invention and has no relation to well-ordered militias, as high as I am
Fucking running like lady eh
And I truly believe in reformative justice, I really do, but not when it comes right down to it and I have a choice between a real-time re-enaction of Funny Games and being a murderer. There is no part of me that is Christian in the least bit and would feel even the least regret at the act, though I would never consider myself a sadist or an aggressor or be inclined to acts of mayhem otherwise.
I knew the Austrian painter was right about everything when I visited St. Louis, Missouri on a school trip.
but why is it always "about everything" with these zoomers
Though the main factor is the psychology of it: you're either prepared to empty your magazine into the intruder at first contact or you're just gonna stand there shaking. You're not a gifted alpha male. You're not gonna get that single non-lethal shoulder shot off.
I watched an FAQ with weev once and he was asked about home defense and he said you're best off using a repeater shotgun to minimize the dmg to your own home. I mean, of course he would and that's also what I was saying, but in plain speech it just sounds so...sociopathic.
anyone want to hire me, i work for free but it got to be something that i can learn and have future, not dead end jobs
Nothing says summer to me like a tomato sandwich.
>>200117261with other ingredients too right
I am culturally United States
>>200117313I am so anglified that I sometimes say 'Jesus Christ!' in Slovene even though nobody here says that
Finished Dune. Was it good? Yes. Was it great? Maybe. It was an excellent adaptation which looked great and was accurate to the source material while making appropriate concessions for clarity and brevity; but the story of Dune doesn't exactly have many big ideas in it, other than the whole theme of Paul's unavoidable destiny of becoming a tyrannical despot (which is cool). The books are written kind of poorly tb h. There are way too many interlocutory scenes with characters sitting around talking, too many monologues where characters are thinking to themselves, and Herbert's prose is rather awkward and stilted. I got caught up in Dune like everyone else, despite my holding back, cause of the new films, and while Dune Part #1 was good, or even great, it's far from the best film I've seen. I'm looking forwards to watching Part #2 very soon.
>>200117307just some mayo
in the grimdark of the 5am cum, there is only me
>>200117465It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
Dune Messiah was easily better than Dune #1. I read those back to back. I was maybe 1/5 of the way thru Children of Dune when I put it down. I wasn't NOT enjoying it (I hear a lot of people say it's not good), but rather I had simply burnt myself out on Dune. I'm reading Akira right now and I guess I'll read CoD after I'm finished as well as the other book I'm reading Chaos by Tom O'Neill.
>>200117465Overall is it worth reading ?
>>200117600Yeah, I guess so. Make sure to read Dune Messiah too as it's basically the epilogue to Dune.
poggers boys poggers
And yeah, I know that was a line that Lynch and the Italian producer added to the 1984, but all of that dialogue was better than the original, and I used to own an English paperback. Also, I think Messiah fucking sucks!
the 1984 version*
>>200117620Not particularly into scifi that much but the "needing to abuse a specific substance to hold an empire together" aspect of the setting always appealed to me.Will be going through bookshops today I guess
did that ice water from the mexican restaurant give me a stomach virus I thought it was a meme or just if youre actually IN mexico
>>200117735that's just in mexico they make the ice with tap water and the tap water isnt safe to drink in mexico unless you're used to itthey were telling us not to drink from the faucet in cancun
imagine drinking tapwater
>>200117261i like that, and fried green tomatoes for summerand watermelon of course
I hope Mihai is ok
womp womp
2 AM coffeetime.>>200117734Oh yeah that part is cool too, but it's actually rather understated, in the first two books anyways. In those it serves moreso as an agent that lets one intuitively sense the future, rather than as a euphoric, impairing, psychoactive substance; even though it does mention that the Fremen take it both recreationally, as well as all the time, too. It's surprisingly not that druggy – Philip K. Dick is much better for that.
lost my 21 day nofap streak
New>>200118147>>200118147>>200118147>>200118147>>200118147>>200118147>>200118147>>200118147
Is Spotify more popular than Apple Music in the USA?
>>200118160are we gonna use this one or should i make one
>>200118252Use that one because god bless America >>200118147
>>200118276the thread looks vile and full of foreign flags posting incel garbageplease don’t make the new again
>>200118315Every poster in that thread loves the USA
i love the USA
I'd make a new one but janny might not like that
i love whygena
>>200118416there's not enough people here for it to be worth splitting so we'll just have to live with it
