Lidl hack edition
first
>>200118447Das rite, honkies be too scared to take what’s theirs, power to this king
If you know, you know.
>/wog/skip
>>200118447usual suspect
What can be done about the rampant unchecked criminality?
Pain au chocolat, banana and mug of Jaffa cake flavour tea for breakfast
Nothing sadder than seeing someone with a 5+ year old YouTube channel still uploading videos even though they average <1k views per videoLike give it a rest, you failed, know when to call it quits and move onto something more productive with your life
>>200118578TND
>>200118523why do girls regret their slut phase at some point?
>>200118578It's been said a thousand times but you've got to get rid of soft touch policing and these endless laws that protect criminals Get the baton out and give them a wackChuck them in the slammer overnight for a minor infringementYou can't exercise authority over people if your hands are tied behind your back while you do it
>>200118597>move onto something more productive with your lifelike posting on brit?
>>200118597Some people do things as a hobby, you wouldn't know because all you do is wank your microcock in your childhood bedroom you dirty incel freak
And the reason you're all posting in a dogshit early JF new?
>>2001186185'3 and an attitude looks like our Rubes
>>200118640How's your YouTube channel going kek
>>200118663prefer not to say
>>200118663I don't have one
>>200118618i feel like the only likeble one was the 5'3 one
>>200118618gen z boss and a miniii~
>>200118444you are too smart matehow did you do it?what do you think about her bra outline?>>200118448i'd fuck her all the same xx
>>200118618POV: you liked an Andrew Tate video on your public socials and joined the call with HR early
>>200118447T N DND
love olives "olives" is an anagram for "i loves"and i loves 'em
>>200118578put the criminal underclass into labour camps and work them to death
the purpose of life is to plan for a glorious death
>>200118618Why did this make so many people angry?I seriously don't get it
>>200118720Oddly wholesome
>and i loves 'em
Incel walking to the barber to get an Incel cut soon
>>200118447>Go to Lidl>Only one till open and you have to wait in a massive queue to get out>Everywhere else is just as cheap nowadaysDon't know why people bother really
>>200118447Based
>>200118597one of the best channels i ever found was someone who uploaded videos clearly for just his family and friendsthousands of videos
>>200118783My mum cuts my hair actually
blueberry muffin, 2 chicken drumsticks and a Bounty -- breakfast of champions
>>200118600Because being sexually submissive is inherently embarrassing and a sign of low self esteem
Had a sudden flashback to the time I was probably around 12 years old playing secondlife and had a second account that I would work as a stripper at a strip club with and receive tips which I’d then pay to my main account.
>>200118809Kek okay this one is basedLove our banter
whats a sneaky link
just realised 'mini' is in reference to her skirt and not her car
>>200118843utterly bizzare
>>200118857hookup basically
I turned 28 and a half today
>>200118857Latest word for friends with benefits
>>200118863
>>200118799my mum cuts my samwidges
>>200118876i'm 31 tommorow
>>200118892and have you had sex?
still posting in an early new huh? couldn't be me
>>200118866You lads never played SecondLife?
Anyone else keep getting this runt popping up on their socials? He's like when Homer becomes a food critic, just says everything amazing
Remember being about 11 and playing a game where you could manage a musician/band.Instead of choosing to manage a rock band I chose to manage a guy who made ambient electro (ultra hard mode). Was a weirdo even then.
>>20011887632 soon
>>200118924piss off
still reeling from last night's gigawank
>>200118910kissless unemployed virgin
>>200118929A reviewer who only says positive things is a shill. He won't last 6 months
getting my sissy nigga ahh fucked
>>200118959
>>200118929getting a lot of him and carnivorecoachcam a ginger mongoloid carnivore diet cretin
What do you get out of pissing me off by posting this
>>200118950My name? Zed Michigan
>>200118976yodeling
the recs
>>200118978Screaming, get Cam as well, that man is legitimately unhinged and it doesn't help that he looks so sickly while promoting a diet which he claims is healthy
>>200119018deano my son
>>200119018Do I want to watch a video essay about the rise and fall of a Formula 1 driver
>>200118977at least I've got my hair, been on finasteride for a couple of years
had to turn off snapchat suggestions because I don't know who or what the fuck this is
>>200119039Mad how I'm almost 100% likely to watch a video essay about F1 in the next 6 months but only 10% likely to watch a race.
>>200118618Suck my fat hairy willySuck my fat hairy willy
>>200119031yeah he looks like shit lol for me it's the videos where he goes on a road trip and eats about 10 eggs in the car then gets plain burger patties from burger king on the way. He must absolutely reek. Such a thin skinned gimp aswell.
>"no guys trust me, cut out everything but meat and dairy and you can be peak health just like me"
>>200119069I don’t know what a snapchap is.
Seems like the trannies are winning and the anti-tranny people are losing
now post those vegan influencers that all died
>>200119099What age is he, fucking hell.>>200119091>thinking morning wood is impressive
>>200119099
>>200119160He messaging of the left is just so much more positive
>>200119200BRAT
lads, any of you have impoverished parents? my mum wants me to pay her rent cause she is tired of living so far away from me and my kid but she can't afford to live closermaybe i should just buy her a house like cause paying rent for someone else would kill me
a thing of beautyrorke knowswill never fade away~
WOTAN MIT UNS
>>200119200the t-shirt tucked in jeans look will never go out of style
>>200119200Janny this is current events posting
any hideous rotting wretched evil hateful cave dwelling FREAKS in?
well, leftypol?https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cw8y2w5n220o
>>200119253bbc mentioned
>>200119209My mum guilted me into taking £7K of her credit card debt because I had a better rating and would get better interest payments and then started missing payments.And then, after all that she had the gall to sit me down and ask me to take out another credit card for it.And all this time she didn't have a job. Oh and unsurprisingly she didn't want me to mention this to the old man
>>200119164https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/officers/itULdobTL2fbJ8GK622P1qp2E-0/appointmentsI believe this is him which would put him at 34
Yank politics is interesting tbf
>>200119278Not a coup btw
>>200119278JANNY!!GET HIM
anyone ever shagged a woman 10+ years older than yourself? feel like i need to get it done at least once before it's too late
>>200119164>>200119192Fuck me look at his hands, like my granddad's
SCOTLAND
>>200119200Javier Bardem
why's the kid got a different surname to both parents? surely it's some indian cultural thing i don't understand rather than him being a cuck
>>200119355>Iyers (Tamil: [ajːɐr]) (also spelt as Ayyar, Aiyar, Ayer, or Aiyer) are an ethnoreligious community of Tamil-speaking Hindu Brahmins.India rocks
>>200119407Get them housed here <3
some days i am comfortable being a secluded incel, and other days i want to blow my brains out
>>200119455ktim
>>200119336no but would like towould also like 10 years younger
>>200119336shagged a woman 25 years older than myself which was nice for a while but middle aged women who sleep with men in their 20s don't tend to be good people or emotionally stable. 10 year age gaps once you reach your 30s don't really matter if she looks after herself you're both just adults.
>>200119455Kek this was me. I have a gf now but am still mentally ill lol Hope I don't tank it.
omg his name is actually timothy hahahhaja
>>200119559give us some deets mate
>>200119675what do you want to know
i dream of a day when i own 10% of all companies on the LSE
>>200119574I did eventually and it lasted 4 years. I am basically textbook avoidant
>>200119699
gen z boss and a mini
>>200119727>textbook avoidanttell me about this
>>200119699giwtwm
shower and clean shave I think. Going to put a new blade in my single blade razor
>>200119727ktim, didn't escalate it enough
>>200119745everywhere else on the internet has moved on from this meme like a week ago but the 'chan dwelling incels still latch onto it like that webm of the girl at the food truck
I've watched so more porn of giantess vore that I get aroused simply by watching women eat food, I am broken
>>200118929Kek he's being called out in his posts for liking ReformUK and Nige posts
>>200119699fuck OFF god i wish this were me
Incel neek and camosIncel neek and camos
Big black cock and a pawg arseBig black cock and a pawg arse
>>200118618When will people wake up to the fact that 90% of women do no actual productive work and just exist in the workplace as a form of welfare to stimulate the economy buying frivolous shit (since if the money went to men, they'd save or invest it).
good mprrow peasants
>>200119622Wonder if he's ever fucked his mum
toilbergs wife died last night
might watch the new monkey movie
>>200119936Gotta beat DeathGotta beat DeathGotta beat Death in a game of che-ess
>>200119943thought you were a mental case bfore realising you're talking about chris chan klek
>>200120011The british blob phenotype
>>200119949dont watch blacked personally
>>200119989In a game of cheese?
>>200120069This is AI-generated, isn't itBoob boss
>>200119336Big fan of older Chinese hookers me
>>200120069phwoarr sex
My mental illness isn't curable and will destroy every future relationship I ever have, like it has in the past.
normbulls outroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
workplace crush living rent free in sisterberg's head ever since they went out drinking and he told her he likes her because she reminds him of a (male) friend of his was not hitherto aware of this technique of ruining a woman's self esteem, sisterberg is MENTALLY DEMOLISHED
>>200120146all immigrants we let in should be female and they will be inspected on arrival if they look fit or not
>>200120146but i want the deportationts NOW!!!!
>>200120160thought about putting your big boy pants on and growing up rather than being an eternal piss weak victim?
>>200120248Alri Ali G
the only mental illness that is actually debilitating is alzheimers, anything other than that and you're just a poof
>>200120333schizophrenia and bipolar type 1 are debilitating aswell thoughbeit
>>200120146It's legal migration is the problem. The illegals on small boats should be let in - risking thier lives to get from the EU to the UK - those are true brexiteers.
>>200120353how so?
>>200120146Rorke left speechless
wish everyone would just fuck off
started using big words to make myself seem like a tosser for my own amusement, sometimes i don't even think i'm using them right but i know the average intelligence of everyone around me is low enough to not notice
>>200119709how'd you meet and start getting intimate?describe her and her body
>>200120363Lol. Rorke has found his soulmate in Ahmed, a 23 year old refugee from Afghanistan.
https://x.com/copiumx/status/1815868629738512789
anyone else remember the prank video people would send about that was a long walk up a driveway to a big country house and when the door opens a fat black transformer is singing big dick bitch dot com and swinging her cock about? lol, lmao even
rorke on an absolute mazzaleen if he thinks im clicking that link
going to poshmaxx into a classcel
>>200120437>black woman>fried chicken
Leftypol changing his twitter bio to "oppose colonialism #FreeAnjemChoudhary"
rorke changing his bio to 'keep my smelly bedroom british'
Drinking flavoured water and experiencing anhedonia
>>200120539He won't like this
I'm completely insane
Mad when that guy you thought was a bumder adds you on social media and he's engaged to a woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mttoMvMophs
>>200119054tranny
>>200120677bore off
>Amazon package nowhere to be seen but says it was delivered yesterday. >Was home all day yesterday>try to complain, they tell me to give it another 24 hours
Starmtroopers
>>200120737he'll yeah
30% of the vote is apparently a "decisive vote" according to Starmer
>>200120784Kek'd, gonna give this idea to someone I know who does political cartoons for a newspaper. If you see Starmtroopers anytime soon, then you contributed
>>200120828that's how it works yeah
>first question in PMQs is about trannies
god imagine how much work Starmer has had to do to get the curry stench out of the downing street kitchen
Ukraine and trannies and racist bankers the banks the russians the democracy
>>200120915Koala
>PMQs
>>200120915easy on the eucalyptus leaves
this needs to stop
>>200120915
>>200120915How I imagine all aussies posters looktyping away at keyboards built into the branch aha
>>200120915heaviest australian
>>200121001jess doesn't look too bad but harriet looks bizarre she's had so much work done. sam and nicole just wear far too much makeup (and someone needs to teach nicole how to blend lmao)
>>200121001the last one looks alright desu
>jess doesn't look too bad but harriet looks bizarre she's had so much work done. sam and nicole just wear far too much makeup (and someone needs to teach nicole how to blend lmao)
when's farage
>muh jo coxDavid Amess still forgotten
mad how fit they are
The local paki scran shop had police in it this morning
>>200121103spooked me when david amess was on brass eye drugs episode when i rewatched it
Renovating Parliament will cost up to £25bn.The Burj Khalifa the tallest building in the world cost £1.5bn to build
>>200121001Top right is trans?
>>200121165parliament actually looks good and has plumbing and won't be renovated on literal slave labour
>>200121153wonder what they bought
>>200121208Not sure
i should convert to judaism so my future children become rich. stinking rich
>>200121199meanwhile in reality £20 bln will find its way into the pockets of scumbag MPs who put the work through their own companies
>>200121208Fruit shoot and one of those little sesame bars
>>200121245what happens when they get bullied on the school playground for being jewish and their kippahs get frisbee'd onto the roof of the portable classrooms
>>200121247makes sense to me, are mps are a hard working lot who deserve it
>>200121001This is when you go far even as go want to do.It does not look good.It looks like a plastic beach toy trying to imitate reality.Realistic as it may be, it's still a crude depiction of something natural a.
paki immediately talking about gaza
sunberg has left the buildingi repeat sunberg has left the building
so why do they not expand the commons so everyone can have a seat then
In London, it is standard for young people from all backgrounds to greet their friends in Jamaican Patois — “Wagwan” — and shout “Wallahi,
rorke buying anime t shirts off AliExpress
>>200121165to be fair £20bn of that was for a chamber to accommodate kwasi’s massive jungle bbc and he’s not there anymore
>>200121354I say wagwan to my friends and I'm a middle-class, privately educated white man
>>200121370
>>200121390Grim negrofied individual
>>200121354Londoners brought it here as well and now zoomers all say wallahi and wagwan even if they’re white as snow.I hate London so much
>>200121432this is a joke, right?
>>200121354better than saying "y'all" or "sidewalk"
>>200121445nope white kids go around saying shite like 'my guy cooked no cap bruv'
just do one thing for me.... get... mendoza
>>200121268modern orthodox jews that blend in with societythe kippah wearing ultraorthodox can't afford a loaf of bread
>>200121457would rather white yankism were used over blackisms
Wagwan /brit/?
wagwan niggas
>>200121462i love hearing people saying 'my guy, blah blah blah' or 'bloke, blah blah blah'
>>200121517it's infuriating
>simple yes or no answer>doesn't say yes or no once in his answer
farting up a storm here catberg was so disgusted with the smell she left the room aha
>>200121500>>200121506>>200121432>>200121517
>>200121445I’m afraid not. I’m a Zoomer myself so I have first hand experience.
100,000 new songs uploaded every day to spotify
>>200121579all mine
>>200121579get recommended nothing but soundcloud tier shite these dayswith artist descriptions like "my names cody and I make music :P"
100,000,000,000,000 new sperms uploaded every day to my arse
>>200121623all mine
>>200121615AI music is also in most official playlists tooAll very shit really
The concept of a slip of paper saying that you attended college no longer seems to mean anything.Tell me if this is because gen Z has just defeated the purpose by demanding handouts or because it never really meant anything to begin with and a 'qualified educated person' is isn't supposed to be intrinsically better. You give everyone an internet connection and the barrier between person that was right for the job and guy that just learned about this fizzle away.
>>200121549
love discovering new songs tbqh, love listening to songs which don't have many listens. the gems are always best found by venturing into older or less popular albums, even amongst less popular bands to begin with, and listening to the songs which have barely been heard
>>200121678i tick three of these
Which group makes up the largest number of international students at your uni? It was the Chinese when I was at uni
>>200121678all me
>>200121713probably indians or africansgraduated a few weeks ago you see
HATE listening to little-known artists. if they were good they'd be famous, simple as. stop recommending me niche or up and coming artists
>>200121713chinese too and they were feral to live with fella in our halls seemingly never left his room so must have had poo bags and the like
>>200121713indians or arabs at aston uni
>>200121737what if they are useless at promoting themselves
>>200121754odd point
>>200121354lived in london for over 10 yearshave never heard or seen hwite people doing this hell i'm not sure i can ever recall black people doing it altho i have no doubt some jamacians doin fact only time i can think of a white person doing it was at school ironically when we were all white and in the country
>>200121726You must go to a shit uni? I graduated in 2020 so that was before the massive increases in Indians and Africans coming here on student visas studying masters degrees
Quite like Party Rock Anthem when I'm browsing /brit/. LMFAO, Lauren Bennett, and GoonRock really made such a great song.
women at work talking about how disgusting it is that di caprio likes 19 year old women as if they wouldn't do a backflip to jump on the knob of the first 19 year old lad to give them a crumb of attention
>>200121803it's a mid uni yeahbut yes, loads of random africans and browns
>>200121713Chinese and Hong KongChinese Niggas never bothered to learn English and only hung out with each other.The Hong Kongers spoke English and were willing to integrate. They were probably all rich as fuck anyway, the girl from HK got a house in Mayfair as soon as she graduated.
>>200121828common cope by women to change the narrative to make their ilk more appealing
just want to fall asleep and wake up tomorrow when my post is here
>>200121837>loads of random africans and brownsIn your course?
If you have a british accent and are white chinese women will agree with you on everything no matter how silly it is. Downright bizarre.
>>200121828They know all men want 19 year old pussy and they cant compete with the energy, femininity, easygoingness. So they try to shame men into giving in to their ever increasing list of demands.
Me girl is overseas and I miss her
>>200121883not many africans in my course - though there were a few. slightly more browns, but then again not loads. (i did cyber security)most of the africans did nursing or things of that nature
Watching all the uni graduates step in a massive pile of dog shit on a marina walkway near my house
>>200121938People around that age are kind of retarded and often not "easygoing" because they're at the age of a lot of change and uncertainty
>>200121942this post is going to summon the belgian
>>200121942She's slobbing on some chinky geezers knob ain't she lad
>>200121932mild rp accent is a mild superpower
>>200121942dont worry tyrone is taking care of her minge (vagina) with his bbc (big black cock)
>>200121828would they though?I thought women weren't into younger men for the most part.
>>200121986don't think there is an age without change and uncertainity in this modern world
>>200121932You can say the most racist things to them and they will agree
howling at cansschizo's nuclear melty last night
Girl at toil who is probably a little autistic, dresses like a weeb, likes vidya but is genuinely fit and we get on well.Used to go out to the pub with her after work and flirt a bit. Some guy at the bar had the balls to ask her out, now they've just celebrated 1 year anniversary... could have been me, fuck my life.
autotradertoil loometh
>>200121354At least they're not saying guten tag
>>200122017>>200121994Was expecting these exact posts predictable Just like how if someone post a small animal, one of the first replies will be about killing it
>>200120248
>>200122101/brit/ is populated with evil denizens
>>200122077mad how alcohol makes people act retarded regardless of platform
>>200121986The bar is on the floor when dating a 19 year old. The fact I have a car, can afford to go on holiday and live alone is awesome to them.
>>200122101No, I'd never say anything about hurting animals, but if your girlfriend is abroad then she's being railed by foreign men
going to garage glasgow tomorrow night if anyone wants to come x
just bought an audio interface for my pc that cost 100 quid
>>20012212918-19 year olds are by far the most popular people in online dating, the bar is in fact very high
>told a girl I like Charli xcx and now she keeps sending me messages like "look at how brat this thing is"Frig off I don't like her that much
>>200122102they hate him because he's right
>>200122206Only for spazzys
>>200121432>Bedford>Basically LutonSalaam Alaikum
reckon an american bully xl would do well against an old lady like your nan
>>200122206>online datingthere's your problem
>>200122207Nice one spazzy
once fought off two xl bullies and never recorded it so it never made the news
>>200122222Wa Alaikum Assalam,
>>200122226bizarre post
Just got the old buy to let approved, anon and dad are about to become landlords.
Tinder profile says I've got one arm and smell like cheese
>>200122255did you open your armpits
>>200122294>>200122294
doctor oh doctori'm beggin ya please
>>200122228Sorry grandad but times have changed and apps are the new norm
>>200122340rorke still thinks he's living in the 2008 dating statistics he cites
>>200122274Good afternoon lord tarquinius
>>200122079state
someone told me that online dating has already had its time and that zoomers now think it's cringe again
