Samsara edition
Sup
good afternoon lad
hello yes is it morningam i done toilthe answer is yesfor now
toil should not be allowed to exist
Life is good
had fish and chipswas very greasy and kinda shit, 4/10
No happy Polish ppl today
No happy Polish ppl today, just me
Hello Poland
Do you shout "ahoj" to the Poles on the other side of the river?
Hello water
>>200129289>shout "ahoj" to the PolesBut there are no Poles. Just cars on the bridge.
>>200129346Not now but in general, that would be funny
It's coming again
>>200129394"ahoj" only for the Poles in the boats (3d ago)
>>200129495>only for the ones in the boatsmakes sense
>>200129421
Walk is over, see you later
>>200130329Thank you mister skeletal
YES!
>>200130400Why skeletal, looks normal to me
ANOTHER SPOOKER!!!!!!
my wrists are tiny yes
>>200130329
>>200130569>>200130329erm, anorexic much?
>>200130704erm, american much?
>>200130767erm pale skin much?
>>200130833paler than anyone here due to basically zero sun exposure
>>200130868erm transgender much???
>>200130920what
>>200130959bro...
>>200131014dude...
>>200131045pole be tripping thoe
on some king pole shit
who else doesn't understand half of uru's posts
it's just shitposting what is there to understand
pole on some raccoon ahh type sht
yeah I forgot he's a dude who samefags whole threads for fun
who the fuck is uru? yall have pet names for each other? kinda gay..
albie calm down...
leaving pole alone b4 he goes gay..
>>200131475sorry bud kinda on rant at some other people shouldn't have posted here in that mood
>>200131735you can tell us what's wrong
>>200130400>skeletal>>200130704>anorexicI don't know why you're accusing me of this. Picrel is me, 18yo. Now I'm older, and even "heavier".
Please stop
I'm neither anorexic nor skeletal.
not my problem
>>200131954when a nordoid posts something so nordic you gotta hit them with that mediterranean civilization-building stare
*bone noises*
>>200131786the drugs won
>>200133051ohdon't almost get your testicles amputated this time Arbies
No animu
thats manga though
Das it mang(a)
i loled
and 404d
>>200134513How bad is the smoke up in your neck of the woods
pretty smoky as of this morning, rolled in pretty heavy overnight. just when it starts to cool off too so i can't even open my windowshow about your exact location?
>>200134962We got that hickory smoked BBQ flavoured air rn>exact locationDubs and I post all my extraflags
Face reveal
>>200132108Its my birthday today
>>200135989zadar doesnt wear glasses
>>200135989wow anon I was eating, now I don't feel like it anymore
>>200135989Jolly lookin fella
>>200136015happy b-day
>>200135989post the uncropped one
>>200135890
>>200136746What the heck arbies
>>200136015Happy birthday niqqua
>>200136852its not anime is it?
>>200136406Thanks I'm still doing my charity thing with music. Around 400 songs now. :/
>>200137725Oh, that's you. I've been listening to some of your songs.
>>200137725whomst is this
>>200137884I tend to put them in tik tok or Instagram. YouTube is really bad about views. I'll have no idea if it's good or bad. On tik tok a good one will get 3000 in a day a bad one 200 most around 800-900 total
>>200138057I dont have tik-tok/IG, sorry
>>200138131All good
>>200138223So a party at a beach bar or on a boat?
>>200138131Me neitherIt sucks
>>200138323You can download/install it
>>200138795No thank you
>>200138795I unironically have instagram just to follow the hot European supermodels
going to indian restaurant frequently with the so thanks finn
I just bought BlackRock stock and ETFs listed by BlackRock
*stocks
niggas be buying black rocks lol pebble obsessed ahh goofy ahh
>>200139051YIKESIKES
only stock you be gettin is black cock lmao
>>200138795>>200139530>>200139530>>200139530
mom found the beans folder
goddamn /dixie/’s been dead today will never complain about zadar and herault not bumping during yuro hours again
Drank a half bottle of liquor on an empty stomachama
>>200140323
>>200142935did you have anything to eat before you started drinking
pondering the agarthan spirit
>>200143090Noand I just got back from the liquor store
>>200142935why only half, you have work to do
>>200142884I'm still banned
good.
I am bumping too.
>>200144544I'm not banned from entering Poland
>>200144647Yeah shame I'm not normal enough to meet up
>>200144665I can fix you
>>200144519rip, why>>200144593all European visitors are obligated to bump /dixie/ during yuro hours as reparashuns for not supporting the confederacy
>>200144783My posts were so good and undeniably bright it was considered avatarfagging
>>200144927>he>does>it>for>freethe oppression of the SOVTHERN french man continues unabated
maybe we're all oppressed hm?
/dixie/My brother and I would like to take another tripDo we do Jerusalem, Tokyo, or Dublin?
need to be flogged to death immediately
you're polish
shut the fuck up and start flogging
just had soft shelled crab for the first time
ego lifting is good for you
>>200146237Not TokyoNever TokyoIdk I feel like Jerusalem is more interesting but Dublin would be more fun
>>200147402ever been to tokyo?
>>200146237San Salvador
>>200147457n e v e rt o k y o
>>200147507I'm unfamiliar with the meme
>>200147839It's not a memeTokyo is the whore that rides atop the beast
>>200147889a meme from the bible then
>>200147897I mean yeah okay
>>200128060Howdy.I like this place, it's crazy how normal I can be when I'm not surrounded by neurotics and neurotic thirdies
>>200149092Welcome flipbroWe have extremely detailed data regarding the neuroticism of our posters
https://x.com/Morbidful/status/1816156428165582887This is 9/11 in us and a
>>200128060That Thangka art looks like the one I saw at Norbulingka Institute.
>>200149663me as the 94% neurotic
>>200149663What's the name of this test?
>>200151709>>200149663Nevermind, found it. Big five personality test
>>200151816Show you tism graph
>>200151847do I fit in
>>200152077>low conscientiousnessit's not really about fitting in desu
>>200152077ms paint cut off the last chart
>>200152077Just quite
But the most important question isFried horse pussyYay ot nay
neigh
Woke up drunk lads
>>200152938Please put this flag
Hello my name is normie gamer
>>200153570apparently i still have my results saved
>>200153250lel, may take a day trip to wales for it. would have to order a power plug adapter for my laptop, didn't think to get one at the airport
>>200153250>>200153880nvm it's like 6 hours away on shit roads
>>200155045Nothing to do in wales also desu
>>200155315I could go to the funny 45+ character town name sign ig mostly been walking around doing fuck all because it's all so HECKIN walkable
>>200153880you most likely can just unplug the connector to the brick and replace that part of the cable only
>>200155461didn't know if UK chargers did the same thing but I just checked and they do
cowethreda
one last bump before I go outwake up niggers
I'm doing something importantGAMING
>his country is a valleyletlmao could never be me
I might be dixieboo and pick up dixie poster manners and doings but I will never go for a walkMaybe sometime in the future
>>200159059you should fuck a man and get drunk on everclear
>>200159575You mean become a conman?
>>200160109he does not drink everclear
That was not really funny yeah
>>200160171Con(way) + (Boat)man
I'm gonna get jumbo leftover pizza woohoo
>gimme funny
Haha noo don't eat the entire pizza haha you're so sexy hhaa
Bramp
All the cops are in ParisTime to drunk drive
>>200159059cringe, whyI thought you and your gf were active
>>200166226I walk my dog a lot, so I do at least 9000 steps every dayBut no we're not really active
no i co
>>200158905>His valley is visible and not covered by clouds
>have to drive a girl to her uni>i know it's a 45min drive>she insists for some reason it's 15 min tops>arrive in exactly 44 minuteswomen are so strange
woke up drunl
>>200170581
>>200170754literally me
.
Oh hey I'm unbanned now.
we should lock pole in a room full of morenas
>>200170581Any way to hold your head that doesn't hurt?>>200173209Welcome back bossWhat did they gong you for
>>200174617Apparently I was talking about current events that belong on another board.
Just change your routers MD5 to get a new IP
Look. I don't know how to do that. I just suffer in tech ignorance. I do have steam at the very least.
>>200174184locked
Jannies tongue my anus
>>200174617No, but the beer I had for breakfast wasn't badso I had one more for dessert
My anus tongued by jannies
>>200166500lifting hurts just right but fuck cardio
the gym is gay
I am not a gay
Lords of the Locker room is exactly what happens at gyms
I miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe
Stuck in meetings
stuck in an endless repeating cycle of misery
hey, he sound like me 0.0
Talk to the Lord about it.
>>200128060Dixie niggas be eatin beans and rice, praying 5 times a day, having 12 children, sharing connections with all their neighbours then larp as non arab
alcohol
Finally out of the meeting
piwo
Huh?
is drinking alcohol after taking Ibuprofen really such a big deal
>>200180795no, 500mg of ibu won't do anything with a beer
need more ibu then
i got beaten up today by a bunch of zoomtardsi felt alive again in who knows how longit took 5 of them, each stronger and more physically fit to bring me downi feel its a win for me
Did they start shit with you
doing really good
>>200182557wtf why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxLKKz7Mqgs
>>200182582every aspect got 10x better like 2 months ago
>>200182616WTFhow
>>200182627i dunno must be luck
I made porkchops
I made peace with my nightmares
How?
I made jannies tongue my anus
herault did what???
>>200183715silly
>>200183696I'm drunk, yeah it's temporary
>>200183826I didn't do anything they did it
wasn't so sure but getting drunk was def a good decision yeah I can feel it now
what da fuck hearault did what to pole?
What the DINKLE are you people talking about
>>200184441https://youtu.be/CR7iPocMbY0
>>200184654
>>200184787This is one of the men behind this track (yes his eyes are tattooed) and it's possible that he fucked a dog
>>200176260
>>200184880To be fair anyone would fuck a dog at gunpoint
>>200184917Correct, he wasn't at gunpoint tho. There's a video with him punching a dog with his penis and saying something like "you're about to be fucked"
>>200184880Man the years have not been kind to Post Malone>>200184917Ah yes, I see you know your polelore well
In all honesty I'd take the bullet coz I'd be happy to go but if you wanted to live you would do it. Don't lie.
>>200185039this is the third or fourth time that you've said this
I wasn't the first one to mention it in the thread!
You can just admit that you've done it polackWe're all your friends here and we'll help you move past this
>>200185072calm down brotato chip
I'm so degenerate that I prefer human females...
>>200185104Why
>>200185104>vanilla clothed handholding
It's ok you can always call her a bitch during sex
>>200185119They smell good and have soft skin and when they smile at me I wanna smile too
>>200185148Seen the same on dudes
>>200185119I like tits, I think I want kids, I want to lick a vagina
>>200185166I think that makes you a pedophile
>>200185131
>>200185166Yeah but also as he said I like tits
>>200185198?
>>200185208>>200185171Nice
gay threadgayer people
>>200185225>smell good>soft skinIf these are males they are children
>>200185240have sexwith your gf
>>200185240Post gf tits
>>200185250you do the same with yours
>>200185246I have both and im 21
>>200185280AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIE DIE DIE
>>200185246take a shower nigga
>>200185282Imagine the smell
>>200185282You don't need to advertise so much, grow tits, get some face work done and we'll consider
>>200185282You probably smell like bananas and two-stroke fumes>>200185331No that will damage my protective coating
>protective coatingGriftomble knows what's up
Cobb knows what's up
I'm the elric of melnibone of /dixie/ and pole is yrkoon
>>200185391the only protective coating a man needs is a pastel shirt, white pants, a pair of suede loafers, and of course a stainless 1911
>>200185435i wanna be crassus curio
No one gets those stupid references fucking nerd
>>200185362What this mean
>>200185405Mein Schwarzenegger>>200185451Going for that cocainecore aesthetic eh
>>200185451>no chainmailthat armor isn't sharkproof
>>200185493that's what the gun is for dumbass, regardless my entourage of attack penguins is always by my side
>>200185485Do you want to have an axe wound
>>200185530>gun>armorto jojuns rly
>>200185537NoIm quite pleased with my penis
>>200185475I've read the books ACKSHUALLY
>ACKLOL
Hitler
Yakub
Jean Luc Melenchonhttps://youtu.be/-cgIAGHopJo
>>200185698
I want a chocolate chip oatmeal cookie
got candy have three different kinds of candy
>>200185763Lol
>>200185759patrician taste in cookies
everything I do is patrician
>>200185728He's just like me fr (neither of us will ever be president)
>>200185836The only thing I know about him is that he's a lefty, I just like the track
>>200185781doesnt chick fil a make one?
>>200185873I love you
@HINDSTurkbud says check your steam plz
I haven't had chick-fil-a in over a year
>>200185901Tell him I said "cCc amk cCc"
silence knave
I'll fucking rape you, you amish
Would post my penis if it was bigger
as a kid I thought Jack was the coolest nameI think all of my video game characters were named that
I generally name my video game characters "Big Rigs"
I always larp, when I tried playing morrowind and picked an argonian I went through the list of known argonian names, picked one of some random lizard who was a corpse in ESO. When I played warband, and I only play historical mods, I search historical names
my runescape name was ikillu
pl4yerkill3r69
*lures you into the wildy**kills you and steals your rune pl8*
wtf bro i had to mine pess for an hour to get that
wats ur wc
71
Back in my day pess was worth something... you use to stand with the boys in the mines for hours... trading used to mean something... it was about the showmanship... now kids these days just hop on their grand exchanges... efficiency this efficieny that... everyone wants something for nothing... we used to have to fish lobbies and walk to draynor if we wanted something to eat... kids these days don't know how good they got it...Xander "xxxsephirothxxx" SmithRunescape 2004-2007
back in the day i couldn't find a single fucking pdf of turretin's eclectic theology but now i look and the entire 3 volume set is just out there now wtf i nearly bought that shit one time lmao
>>200186784I think in realscape pess is like fucking 50gp each dude
forgot to post for like five days oops x
>>200186877Its 4gp, I remember when it was 100gp+ back in 2007, everything is worth way less than it was originally, they've added so many ways to get items that used to be have to farmed or were generally rarer. There were no monsters that would drop rune platebodies originally, they could only be bought via Oziach or smithed. Many things are generally just worthless.
\/gh...the <ho<taw...
>>200186990>Its 4gpholy shit
aaaaa i dont want to be sober
>>200187080then don't be
ale napierdalahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH7F5NaBJlw
if only i had a gun...
I cant go on likke this
Need new bread.
You don't want me to make a new one trust me
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