sex people edition
>>200138146good, now can you stop fucking spamming
thining of becoming a janitor, seriously. or a postman. just want to lead a simple life, proving services to people. being a valuable member of society. rather than sitting in some office, hitting keys on a keyboard, not interfacing with the real world.
Move to Japan NOW. You can find cheap houses. Cheaper living. Work in the countryside
is there any reason i shouldn't get these? they don't look offensive and what do i have to lose for £2
R.I.P Dr DanVideo was posted yesterday: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_koNqxTKCaU
bit confused as to why janman deleted my thread
>>200138203mousey you’re an absolute gay freak
>>200138212Are you now
>>200138202rorke my g this isn't it
>>200138064THEYRE SEX PEOPLE LYNN
>>200138182Did you watch Perfect Days?
>>200138203vax status?
>>200138202>RUNT 68
>>200138203
>>200138202RUNY 68 more like RUNT 68
>>200138154you are so weird. just spamming your walls of text about politics. do you have autism? yes you do, but what else?
>>200138053>>200138055
>>200138202ali express has some baller dodgy creps
>>200138212janblud's on a mad one, deleting my thread
Britain has a caste system similar to india
Actor Danny Dyer poses for a studio portrait in London (2002)
>>200138256yes caught me!
love knobs love willies me
>>200138233yeah i am, mine wAS AT 310. JUST A BIT PERPLEXED, BEFUDDLED, BEMUSED.leaving the mistaken caps idc fuck it
Tower Road, Birkenhead, 1978 and 2024
WE ARE SO BACK
updating the CVberg
>>200138203RIP Dan
>>200138202they'll fall apart after one use
Are we finally entering the post-threadmeister, post gyaldem era
>>200138260interesting pupil dilation for someone stood under a bright lightstatus: eccied out his gourd
can’t really be bothered to work
>>200138332>post-threadmeisterThe dark ages. He deserved more appreciation.
nth for the baddiedem
>>200138203This was Dan's goodbye video :(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sESvfpNQJ1I
>>200138364toby
lymph nodes are still a bit painful
I hate the state of Israel with all my heart
Need a Russian gf.
>>200138364it was a kino time when he was spam making threads with this op image
all the normal /brit/lads leftall that remains are the dregs + /britfeel/ tranny rapefugeesgrim
>>200138379What heart?
>>200138187And those giant hornets which bite and sting you to death if you so much as look at them wrong
>>200138389mind he started posting a bradders imagescraming
>>200138364bloody eu
>>200138392Peak hours for them lot
Death - it's coming for us all. Is this all there is?
>>200138389it was just as shit as it is now
at least if you're an incel you can never get your heart broken by a woman right lads
https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/mobile/folders/15Cfc3b4GzzrB5JTP_xrGMT4a00qDeZYZ
>>200138458nah i like when mousey went on a new thread rampage
>>200138456Alri Ingmar Bergman
>>200138456got life to live first lad
>>200138408>>200138458>>200138478https://desuarchive.org/int/search/username/spamiam/type/op/
Can easily put away 20 pints of guinness in a single evening
think ill watch Drive My Car tomorrow
>>200138474looks like that chudette
/brit/ cries out for melvin, ed, turt and all the gang from down under
wet #anal destruction by big cock with #piss with #fisting
pink mousebussy >.<
>>200138472i still managed it via getting friendzoned and then the girl shagging a bloke i hated
>>200138474very peng bodyface fine but let’s it down a bit
>>200138474Dissapointed with the state of her lower body.Chebs are nice but overall physique is more important
New reports coming in about the Manchester incident.It happened yesterday, not today, but footage is only just emerging now.Multiple eye witnesses saying the Muslim man had been in a fight with another passenger, but then attempted to surrender to police peaceful when they arrived. However police instead tased him and then kicked his head before stomping on his skull.
>>200138515CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>200138510miss lachlan like you would not believe
if you drink piss every day you get stronger
>>200138494roaring
His brother said he experienced a stroke that disabled the right side of his body and made his eyes cockeyed
>>200138503beep beep mmm beep beep yeah
told the mrs she’s too fucking fatshe’s not taken it well
>>200137858why did they leave all this stuff it's suspicious. even slippers and delf and all them new pots. And he's doing a lot of complaining for 6000 dollars don't ya think.
>>200138580ok heathermong
>>200138494Ok yeah I condone this.
>>200138551Saw the video. The copper behaved like a subhuman and now the taxpayer will have to compensate the victim.
>>200138496impressive if trueI could've done that when I was younger but it'd fuck me up these days
>>200138551makes sense. that wh*te bitch probably broke her nose headbutting them
If Anal was a sport, I'd be an Olympian.
>>200138574
I need a German gf.
>>200138488Alright what's the plan? I've got money and I've got the gf.
>>200138629receiver?
New Chester Road at Bebington Road, New Ferry, 1903 and 2024
we used to have proper summers back in 2004/2005/2006none of this cloudy rainy SHITE
>>200138614I've gotten better as drinking as I age on account of a more portly physique and general ruggedness
>>200138629The Greeks invented both after all
>>200138638look at those feet man
>>200138646I recommend festivals and traveling
>>200138659better stop recycling
imagine if heathermong died instead of dr danphwoar
Dr Dan's death rattlehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/eA6GtVY5Wpo
>intermixing with humans that fill different ecological niches than you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wxI4KK9ZYolove japanese film
>>200138645Schön!
>>200138551Cop maybe had a female family member who was groomed and gang raped by muslims and he took it out on this one.
look in my eyeswhat do you see?the cult of poo poo and of wee
>>200138712what like farmers mixing with fishermen?
>>200138645Why? German women have the same jawline and skeletal frame as a transsexual.
Anyone gooning?
might buy a crossbow
nothing makes me cringe more than youtube channels that try to be television shows so fucking awful
>>200138638
>>200138710Why is he making that strange noise? And whose hand is that?
>>200138745got any examples
>>200138669I think I did too, peaking at about 35after 40 though the hangovers started kicking my arse
And the very latest from Mr Smelly?
>>200138743Are you Irish diaspora?
What does the plus stand for in the Job Centre Plus?
>>200138638his feet look like they are rotting
mental to think that most of the lads nowadays have never been in a proper scrapskill that’s been lost with the last generation
>>200138710poor kot
>>200138781He took a bath and is no more
>>200138786Job Centre with classes
DO NOT film the police
>>200138768yeah
>>200138751It's a death rattle. Very common when people are dying.>A death rattle can occur when a person who is dying is no longer able to swallow, cough, or otherwise clear saliva and mucus from the back of the throat, and because secretions in the respiratory tract may be increased. >The sound varies. It may be a crackling, wet noise that is amplified as the person breathes.Should also note pissing yourself, shitting yourself, and getting an erection are also common place when you die.
>>200138743I am now
Nicholas Cage is a great actor.There was a period in the 2000s when his name became a sort of punchline as he was in a lot of bad films at the time, but over the last roughly eight years or so he's had a bit of a rennaissance as it were.
>>200138792zoomers are too oestrogenic to fight
>>200138792my generation is seriously braindead in a lot of skills that were common back in the day
>>200138824mad how they didn’t do this to the rape gangs
>>200138786plus sized is the average build of people on the dole so they didnt want them to feel left out
>>200138845Is that you Burdmin
>>200138803Yeah :(That's Dan's cat, Vanilli. She seems sad and knows what's going on
Lou Reed - good tune - thanks lad. >>200138715
>>200138734those are biological. but if they were, then yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn3mjmosjkIdont mind me, newpipe aint working
Won one fight in primary school against one of the chad foody lads, despite being a scrawny friendless nerd freak.Never fought again. Would be cool to say it's because I'd already proven myself.Realistically it's because the lads in gangs from estates at secondary school are much harder than the hardest kid at primary school.
>>200138654Seems like a happening place
>>200138710He seems to be choking
>>200138916i punched someone in year 7 in the nose and broke it and that’s the only fight ive been in
>>200138977When you were 27?
got the asmr gf sim on, she lives in japan
The great debate of our age.
I have depression.I have anxiety.I have mental health.
swag is for boys, rorkeclass is for men
>>200139010sort your life out
sometimes either love or a fight taps you on the shoulder in life
Almost had a fight at primary school but I started crying and some of the older lads came and scared the other lad off
I think that there is much to be afraid of in the ocean.
>>200139014God be with you.
just finished the stream, Dan's brother speaking to God's goodness, Dan went back to the Lord xx
Omghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_koNqxTKCaU
>>200138551It'd fucking nuts the stomp could have easily killed the guy there and thenThe copper is clearly a mad dog that needs putting down, how are these reprobates allowed on the force
>>200139014shut the fuck up
>>200139028nah, don't think I will
I was shit at drinking in my youth and I'm shit now.
qrd on whatever mr beast shite is happening and who he is? saw some stuff on twitter but the more i looked the less i could figure out cos it's about zoomer internet celebrities i think and i don't know who any of the people are.
>>200139003nah i was 46 at the time. little zoomer was doing a tiktik video next to my car
>>200139047Heathermong's new obsession
>>200139033There was an Asian lad who did boxing in the year above me who I'd never interacted with but he stopped some lads starting on me and basically stopped anyone in the school from bullying me for some reason.
>>200138786LGJC+
>>200139013kfm
no good at online dating me lads. i get matches but never know what to say to them and even if they message me i always put off messaging back for far too long
>>200138845I've heard he's just really fun to film with, which is why he keeps on getting to star in high budget movies despite churning out such shit in between. One minute he's on National Treasure or Lord of War, the next minute he's in some movie that's borderline straight to DVD release in the bin at the carwash.
>>200139047just watched this x
>>200138977knocked a wog out at the euros before lastcan barely remember it as I was so plastered but the lads were impressed
do you ever think about what has the right to be in a place, and what doesn't? Like japanese knotweed, or rabbits, or sycamore, or giant hogweed, or wallabies, or american willowherb or spanish bluebells or cats or dogs or cows or sheep or some people or any such things. Maybe some of these foreign things can belong and some not, but what makes some different than others?
>>200139055afaik stomping on someones head on the ground like that typically carries a similar sentence to assaulting someone with a weapon
>>200139085Probably because he was a pious Muslim but rorke will say different
anyone who talks about race in any capacity should be executed. within one generation all race issues will be solved
>>200139099jus b urslef
>>200139013all three of them has massive brain damage now lol
>>200139014>I have mental health.what does this mean?
hope that copper goes to jail tbph
>>200139141*writes your name down on the 'talked about race' list*
>>200138845Of course he's a good actor he's won an oscar for best actor
fucking hate cops, i do. what do they even do? they only turn up after the bad thing has already happened. useless.
Need to de-radicalise myself. Think some time of 4chan might help. And less nazi music.
>>200139138He was a very kind person to do what he did TBF. I wish I was able to help and protect others in a similar manner.
>>200139162it means he has no mental problems
Selma Hayek tossing me off, calling me a good boy while I nurse on her bossom
just saw diego wanking himself off in a bush in the heath
>>200139185Better stay inside.
wanking my nipples
>>200139185/brit/ and /int/ in general are the most moderate boards and generals on 4chan. this is a great plae to heal
>>200139218ILLEGAL
>>200139185spend more time amongst native plants
>>200139218No.
>>200138202They'll have Chinese tracking tech to monitor all of your movements, plus probably some poison or something for when Xi Jinping wants to punish you for insulting the glorious People's Republic of China
how's the ladcastle coming along?
>>200139225no it isn't. it's full of cuckposting
oh my days shut up and get some chebs posted
can't stop rating
>>200139287go to /s/ if you want them
i hate white people they ain’t season they food and smell of wet dogsthey rudethey think they so big they racist
>>200139225I'm usually only on brit and there is a lot of shit here that adds to it.>>200139231>>200139208Yeah got a gf and she's very nice and tolerates some of my off kilter views however I don't want to be annoyed whenever she mentions a pozzed comedian.
>>200139077>
might have a cheeky suckle
>>200139336meant eating
Gonna be more like Fred, how do I find my Rose?
think i play too many video games because whenever i enter a building irl i always judge its 'level design', i.e. a restuarant has poor level design if you cant intuit where the toilets are. shopping centres usually have boring level design.
>>200139287why, so you can imagine black men having sex with them and then inflict your diseased fantasies on the rest of us?nah I'll post my fit bird pics elsewhere thanks
>>200139373you just have autism
>>200139373sounds grim having autism
>>200139045>>200139106I'm glad you decided to watch it. Amen.I also watched this other video made by Dan's brother. In it he sings two Christian songs that he sang to Dan at night. It begins at 6 minutes and 35 seconds.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66MOi4FD8RI
>>200139385never you mind what i'll be imagining you cheeky bugger, just get those fit birds posted on here
>>200139435Were you the sanctioned suicide poster?
Nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4bFqW_eu2Iwtf is this dogshit ai upscalinghate how many music vids on youtube get the same treatment
>>200139491Big, if moo
What happened to su poster?
>>200139491stewing some beef atm and now i feel bad
>>200139518operation yewtree
>>200139518suemong? he still posts here sometimes
>>200139518found a jap gf, became a normie and now doesn't really post here anymore i believe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD9xK9smth4
got the runs so arse wank is off the menulooks like vanilla will have to suffice for tonight
>>200139435so touching
>>2001395601st = me hitting on you in fold2nd = eww
Oh my days something I've eaten is absolutely tearing my ringpiece to shreds
>>200139582Normie whites have white gfs
>>200139502Does just make it worse doesn't itLike watching an old telly through a feather
fuck off heathernonce you fucking autistic freaki do not give a shit about some random cunt dying of cancera person dies of cancer every 30 milliseconds in this country
can't get to the internals of my bog to get a bidet fitted so I've taken to blasting my jacksie with the shower after a poothoughts?
wish I got paid quarter of a million quid to push some number around in python as quantinstead have to settle for being a pathetic code jockey
>>200139047*unlive
>>200139634*my urn starts rattling on the mantlepiece my ashes fly out spinning around in circles before transforming back into a body and I sprint full speed to your house and dolphin dive under your puckered batty*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgcmj-e6w5oDon't mind me, newpipe ain't working.
>>200139637more normie than most here then (incels)
>>200139720
>>200139705think it’s harder than that and you have to know quite high level maths
Remember when Rorke and his mum's boyfriend went round firebombing 5G towers?What's he moved on to after ULEZ cameras and driving XL Bullies up to Scotland like the underground railway?
In memoriam Dan Bockmann1968-2024
my job is all consuming
the entire country is now suffering from terminal black and browns fatigue the general mood and sentiment could not be further from the height of 2020 blm worship people don’t bother hiding it anymore and it’s only a matter of time before shit hits the fan
Now Rorke, have you brought your evidence that you've applied for at least 20 jobs and done at least 48 hours of job searching activity this week?If not we will be sanctioning your universal credit to be reduced by £10.40 a day.There's also that train-on-the-job scheme we're offering in partnership with Aldi we talked about, remember?Now I have put your name down for it Rorke, and it will be mandatory since you're one of our "intensive job-seekers", given you've been found fit for work and also out of work for a year.I know it's a bit far, but we do think you can bus it, it's only an hour each way.No Rorke, it's not a paid placement, but have said they can reimburse you your bus fair at the end of the course if you write to them, if you provide all your receipts.You'll be attending their "Skills in Retail" course for 5 hours a day, 4 days a week for two weeks where you will gain a Level 1 certificate in Retail. Afterwards you will have a month's trial period working in store, and if you're lucky they might keep you on and give a job at the end!So how does that sound? Can you promise you'll attend that for me Rorke? I really think you would benefit from it.Other job seekers from your "Skill Sharing group" will also be attending, yes so you won't be the only one.Let me see who we've got... Rasheed, Leftypol, Hamza, Emmanuel, and Adeyabo will also all be attending, so you won't be alone!Right that's all for this week then, keep us updated in your UC journal with how you get on at the placement, we will be checking this time.Just bare with me a moment while I print out the sanction compliance form and you can be on your way....
>>200139720SCEEEHCING
>>200139769>driving XL Bullies up to Scotland like the underground railway?
>“During our response, three officers were assaulted.>“One female officer suffered a broken nose and the other officers were forced to the ground and suffered injuries which required hospital treatment.”Should have stomped him again just for good measure
do people still spontaneously combust?haven't heard of any cases happening since the 80s, 90s at the latesti don't think they figured out why it was happening
>>200139720hooting
*enters thread**in studio audience hoots and hollers*
North london is south of the ThamesALL women are twinksOman actually existsThursdays1967Twin Towers still standingKing Charles is a Trotskyist
>>200139784taste tester is it?
right thentime to check out the playlist spotify has curated for meim sure it will be packed with very very very good songs that i WILL like!
>>200139802reckon it was something to do with smokingnot as many people smoking these days
>>200139802spaedo will soon
might get on the gay porn early
>>200139720Fucking buckled
Is Mihai actually dead
>>200139785yep. civil war incoming
Business idea: Combination underground XL bully shelter / Wholesale butcher for Chinese restaurants
>>200139802curiously incidences of spontaneous combustion went down as smoking rates went down and fire retardant standards in upholstery went up
I have done nothing all day.
>>200139785Maybe in your smeggy little world rorkeIn reality people feel exactly the same about ethnic minorities and value their contributions to this country
Why are the discussions and speech mannerisms in this general so fucking weird
>>200139876yestopped himself on codeine
>>200139876Went quiet after he did a garbled drugpost
>>200139924why are you such a gay little nancy boy
Dan's younger brother, John
>>200139876seems likely yeahhe was quite clearly depressed at his last known time of posting and was dabbling in opiates. It's still weird that he died of a codeine overdose though, especially as he was opioid tolerant.
>>200139785Was just thinking this. You can collectively sense everyone is at the end of their tether
*starts spazzing out*
>>200139785how true is this? my only frame of reference for british culture is /brit/ basically
>>200139942Are you sanctioned suicide poster?
>>200139882Nazis have been saying "there is going to be a race war any day now" for the past 65 years and it still has never happened.You're just another retarded bonehead like the rest of them, a vile freak who can only hate.
>>200139960he is yes
I told Mihai to be careful and he said he was fine...
heathermong going to be spamming/flooding about this fucking dead doctor nowwish janny wasn't such a lazy cunt
200139917Spainpaedo post
>Why are the dithcuthions and thpeech mannerithmth in thith general tho fucking weird
got called an agent of israel outside home bargains
>>200139940*grips your willy* who you callin gay?
>“If I go to a grand reception where lots of people are being polite to me, I’m sort of exhilarated for a bit, but then sick,” Stewart said. He grimaced, his teeth showing, and held the expression until he looked like a sky diver.
>>200140019but you aren't x
>>200139850more smokers than ever isn't there? lower rates of it but there's a lot more people in the world, especially the third world where people still smoke quite a bitthey smoke like hell in china and that whole region, but I've never heard of a case from thereit could be a western dietary thing combined with smoking thoughmy guesses are a secret weapon tested by the government on randoms, or something kind of interdimensional demon or black hole type thingapparently people in the clergy were weirdly prone to it
>>200140010Well, are you?
>>200140019who are these "thugs" and "hymens" you're talking about?
>>200140019Stop stealing our bikes
>>200139967it starts saturday in london when muslim groups protest against tommy robinson's march
>>>200139850>more smokers than ever isn't there? >lower rates of it but there's a lot more people in the world, especially the third world where people still smoke quite a bit>they smoke like hell in china and that whole region, but I've never heard of a case from there>it could be a western dietary thing combined with smoking though>my guesses are a secret weapon tested by the government on randoms, or something kind of interdimensional demon or black hole type thing>apparently people in the clergy were weirdly prone to it
>>200140022*bucks my hips and huffs* n-n-nobody
Done plenty of psychedelics, weed, even a little coke.But keep yourself away from opiates.
>>200139917>their contributions to this countryreggae raggae sauce? crime? terrorism?
ive been crying a lot the past few days high a lotdepression and stuff was one thing but then also physical stuffanyway it made me think of all the nice stuff, people, streets, clothes, places, and espec in the ukhttps://www.reddit.com/r/AtlantaTV/comments/ulrjy1/they_say_the_tide_is_turning/--> i like to imagine i was a like a stage manager in london now in an alternate reality and me and this guy fell in love in the great FXX flies their crews to europe to make showsand then we were together until forever after and now hes in the new black mirror loch henry and hes on camera and im off camerabut we are very happy together and we live together in a semidetached house in suburbia forever london and we have a cat as welland i'll never have that life either and that makes me crytheres your voice brian.. it's a depressing voice but..yeah black mirror
oh so you're gay are you?prove it
get the early new made
>>200140034*wind blows off my yarmulke*n-no
>>200140077Orgasms for blonde girls
>>200140077Why are you replying to spainnonce?
>>200138203>>200138260>>200138369>>200138475>>200138580>>200138710>>200139045>>200139435>>200139604>>200139780>>200139942>DAAAAAAAAAAAN!
>>200140080i thought you was dead
>>200138064Didn't realise he actually has an erection
>>200139989yep it’s spaedoseething little mongy midwit he is but tries to be anon for his shit takes on politics because he always gets btfo and embarrassed
>>200140100spainpaedo
>>200139876battyman fi dead
>>200139435they were lovely x
mihai was my pseudonym I published papers at uni under and I turned it into a brit gimmick. I had to retire him when I started my mousenonce gimmick because that takes up too much time
>>200140100Hahahaha aint dat riteTimmy dun do nun
>>200140060FECKARSEDRINK
watch how heathernonce switches his posting to blacked shit because belgium has come along
I LOVE MY BRICK
>>200140136spaedo, as it were
>>200140058All sane people are pro-Palestine.Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon and his band of coked up 70 IQ skinhead football hooligans will be outnumbered 1000 to 1, and probably to drunk to even walk straight.
>>200140145youre behind diego too arent you
benjamin netanyahpoo
>>200139560first thing I noticed was her cross
He's copped a ban on his trip lol. Hopefully permanent
>>200140193>>200140193
>>200139891
>>200139786I reckon I'd firebomb parliament if I got the real version of this treatment