armed and dangerous edition>>200143353previous
>>200145975HE'S GOT A GUNCHEESE IT
>>200145975
the goalhttps://youtu.be/XBQBKseozuY?si=JW_RsPRprHwpbXKf
>>200145975Early one morning with time to killI borrowed Jeb's rifle and sat on the hillI saw a lone rider crossing the plainI drew a bead on him, to practice my aimMy brother's rifle went off in my handA shot rang out across the landThe horse, he kept running, the rider was dead
us incels need to stick together
https://strawpoll.com/X3nkP4BDYgE
cum con sex
i could live without rice but i could NOT live without taters
I love old school revolvers. Do firearms manufacturers even make them anymore?
>>200145975>coca cola>gun>the American look in his eyesNot gonna be a boring day
i could live without taters but i could NOT live without rice
Church's is verry underrated I think, I like their jalapeño poppers
>>200146019why did you post a butt rock>>200145996why is he licking though
>>200146087it's cheese why wouldn't he
>>200146052if you vote rice youre a chink
>>200146094i didnt think cats were into kraft singles, kraft singles aren't even real food. it's just good for cooking because it melts easily
faygo edition
>>200146052easiest choice of my life potatoes have everything you need to live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M50V3ee-xho
tomorrow, the tailor and watch retailer.
>>200146075Ahhttps://www.lrt.lt/en/news-in-english/19/2318348/lithuanian-woman-in-critical-condition-after-being-shot-in-us
>>200146085Church's is incredibly expensive but their chicken is leagues better than KFC's. Never tried anything other than their chicken and fries doe. Fuck now I'm feeling hungry!
>>200146139reminds me of babymetal
>>200146159That's funny, here KFC is the more expensive chain. Church's here are always in low income neighborhoods that you run the risk of getting shot in.
thats really all there is for an explanation, i suppose. there isnt anything much more to say than that excuse and - because of how excuses work and are fake - as many as either of us wanted me to make, but i put a genuine one. it cant be explained and i dont want to explain myself. i think as a start i could stop continuing to be a negative influence or have that effect. what i like about this website is anonymous, whom taught me and helped me be more i guess wise - as in the opposite of young. now i am not as young as i used to be and im a better person now. i think actually now thats all
>>200146119
>>200146140are you a dandy
KFC is always soggy it's never crispy. the fries are soggy, the chicken is soggy. 20 years ago KFC wasn't soggy it was prime, good eating.
>>200146218what a monster this reminds me of when you get a baby a smash cake for their birthday they always end up looking like that at the end
I pretty much never go to restaurants
>>200146225no, nothing dandy here. i simply need to get some trousers hemmed and a watch serviced.
KFC really is expensive now i noticed it today. it was like £29 for a 10pc family meal and £39 for a "party" meal i didnt look how many pieces for. its the same as McDonalds where all of the prices have gone up
this nigga wearing trousers
i am dandy, nice and dandy
>>200146264you should make a day out of it and get some frozen yogurt or something fun
>>200146263I go to restaurants and don't tip.
>>200146299holy based
>>200146286you are not a dandy you admitted to being in your underwear 90% of the time you're alive
>>200146242I hulk smashed my first birthday cake
the best restaurant i've ever been to is this dingy indian place in the corner of a strip mall
>>200146289relatable.>>200146294it will be a long day. i need to run some other errands and then a co-worker invited some of us out for dinner.
i myself wouldnt accept it all going happy straight away and being all normal with everyone laughing with me but its a milestone or whatever i cant put it into words. i know its a method of teaching annoying kids or actual dogs how to behave by first showing them how good it could be. going to see what happens in the next 30 minutes then try and fail to nap again
>>200146327SAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
>>200146321i am natures perfect creation therefore i am dandy by default
Restaurants lost all their appeal when I got good at cooking
>>200146327>best restaurant i've ever been to > indianGrim
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/article/2024/jul/24/netanyahu-congress-address-israel-gaza-war
>natures perfect creation>no bitches
>>200146324thats why smash cakes exist you were the target audience>>200146331well try not to wear yourself out too much
For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more.
>>200146342i hate it when people think that cooking good is giving a shit about the foods prep as if it was the most important thing in the world. not like home cooking but like what Italy does dont have to give a shit about the cooking to make the food taste good but it is definitely something that takes practise
Nature's perfect creation means overcoming the need for bitches
>>200146344Black man absolutely seething Jews made him lose the primary, kek America is a funny place right now
>>200146367
>>200146355shan't, no time
>>200146343Only restaurants I eat at anymore are Thai, Indian, and Vietnamese desu
Really enjoy a good all-you-can-eat sushi restaurant
>>200146355I didn't know that was a thing
>>200146218why do cat owners gaslight themselves into thinking these bipolar animals who will bite and gash you for doing literally nothing wrong are good pets?
>>200146289mine is filled with ripped youtube mp4s
>>200146378stop replying to goshpedo
>>200146342but getting good at cooking also requires you to be good at taking criticism from people if/when they dont like your food, if you cook for others. being able to make food other people think is good is an important part of it too
>>200146349billions of years of evolution converging into one spot, me, i sit at the top of the pyramid
>sushi
Why are they so obsessed?
joined a tf2 server and they're still spamming lenny faces like it's 2013
>>200146383First question, are you White?
I'll turn you into a sombrero holmes
>>200146379incel crabs in a bucket cope, like a fentanyl user projecting onto everyone anyone who doesn't do fentanyl that their lives must suck
>>200146327my friend got some vietnamese food that smelled so good I asked him where it was from. when I went to the restaurant, a vietnamese granny took my order in socks with no shoes on. there were children's toys scattered around the floor and a kid was crawling around
>>200146367but romantic companionship is essential for the mental health and well being of most men + it's nice to share your life with someone who loves you
niggas be like"this raw fish too spicy"
>>200146388well you do now :>
>>200146200Aren't you the rat guy?
Only sushi I eat is the freshly made 10 buck packs from the supermarket
>>200146403putting American, Brazilian, Indian, or Indonesian in the title = many views
be rootinbe tootin
>>200146431>freshlyall the ingredients are frozen in the walk-in freezer
>>200146426im a mouse - NOT a rat dont you know that rabbit guy? or the deer guy?
>>200146431i will destroy a tray of sushi from publix and get sick this is my super power
>>200146391>who will bite and gash you for doing literally nothing wrongjust admit you're afraid of cats>>200146423thank you anon
>>200146407extremely, to the point where I was made fun of in school for being so pale
>>200146414SOVL
>>200146417>essentialIt's an addiction. You're better off without it but it's difficult to get there
Currently it's a crisp 21°C here.>>200146410I'll splatter you like Jackson Pollock :3
autism?
>>200146406i remember when they used to spray child pornography on the walls of badwater basin, good times, NOT because of the child pornography, they were just good times in general, things were more uhh laid back back them
>bipolar animals who will bite and gash you uhh, pet cats don’t do that
>>200146445Rabbit? Deer? What are you talking about?
>love is an addiction, youre better off without companionship
>>200146480are you the parasite on a proxy again
feeling tired
>>200146414thirdie restaurant sovl
>>200146480stop replying to him
My favorite animal is a gecko :3
>>200146453Do you have an ethnic gf? Also why do you like Viet food? It's not like the other 2 and is much more plain by comparison
>>200146490I got up only 2 hours ago. It's 6pm btw. Need more coffee!
>>200146487Your confusing me with someone else or show me a pic of what your talking about.
>>200146461stop being an incel right now
>>200146490I look like that
imagine actually doing as your told to by fat it was a nice 5 minutes of something other than constant literal cancer. LITERAL cancer
ya’ll just be throwin the incel word in any dang sentence nowadays baka
>>200146515what kind of coffee?
>>200146490take a little eep
>>200146490I do this but with an old stool instead of boxes
Why did Google nerf their image search and Lens features? They're almost totally unusable now.
>>200146528Reply to mousey :)
>>200146431I like AYCE sushi because I get to eat as much of the fancy roles as I want
>>20014651613213221312132321
>>200146517You would be a volcel at that point
>>200146512>Do you have an ethnic gfYeah she's Mexican>Also why do you like Viet foodI just really like Pho. Vietnamese curry is also pretty good.
>>200146525yes.>>200146539it's almost time.>>200146544at my last apartment i just kept the laptop on the floor.
>>200146566have you ever had sex or been on a date
>>20014656421213213123
>>200146567>Yeah she's MexicanI knew it, you had too much sauce for a whiteboy>I just really like PhoYes I like it too, been getting very popular here recently
i saw a dementia video and I have all of the symptoms but I'm 20
^brit on a proxy
1233132123>>200146590my therapist says its unlikely (or impossible idk) that its dementia at 20 years old
youtube shorts is the worst thing ever created my god there is so much trash on there but I can't stop
>>200146573Yes, which is why I balk at actual incels who claim it's the key to happiness
>>200146590Early onset dementia, alzheimers, etc are unironically increasing rapidly
>>200146590the medication I take makes me forget fairly basic words mid-sentence so people think I have short term memory loss
>>200146610you just sound like you had an upset or two
you're only a volcel if a women wanted to be with you, made it clear to you and approached you up front AND you rejected it and most importantly you rejected it strictly because you were not interested not because you were nervous or anything like that, these are the conditions
Wow, real classy of you to call me a racist simply because white nationalism is the underlying motivation behind everything I do.
i hope that ill be dead by the time gen alpha starts posting in here
>>200146588>Been getting very popular here recentlyAsian food in general has been getting really popular in my city. I swear there's a boba place on every corner now.
>>200146019cado in the rock
>>200146647Delete this
My city is covered in smoke once again, fuckin global warming, there's ashes flying through the air
>>200146622You learn with time it's not all it's cracked up to be
>>200146636Skibidi nigga digga dooo
>>200146663Sounds like I got that right
>>200146645yeah it's insane the amount of hotpot, korean bbq, and pho restaurants that have opened recently near me too. All those small greasy Chinese restaurants seem to be dying off
apparently it isnt normal for the tip of your penis foreskin to have a metallic sort of ache whenever you drink poisons like alcohol or other "drugs"
>>200146658Which city lass? I'm in Metro Vancouver.
I fucking LOVE hot potwish I had friends to go to one with. Im even in a chink neighborhood and theres like 10 around me but I cant even find asian friends
>>200146689Calgary
>>200146623The reasons and benefits for becoming a volcel are the same regardless of women approach you or not. Though I agree that most incels who call themselves volcels only do so while they would immediately date or have sex if they were able to
>>200146658Send that shit down here again and I’m gonna call Biden’s cell and tell him to invade.
Hot pot and pho is reddit
>I'm in Metro Vancouver.
the void
>>200146676It's not necessarily "upsets". It's just how women act to begin with. Shit gets old fast
circumcision shouldnt be illegal but the Jews convincing an entnire populi to let them cut off their babies penis skin and suck the blood out of their newborn is insane on a "the jews control the world" level
>>200146701Oh it's coming, more and more every year
i feel like womens boobs should be less stigmatized, free the nipple
>>200146707t. thinks ginger is too spicy
i dont think women should be allowed to walk around with their nipples out except when theyre doing idk what something where i havent seen them at
imagine if we actually got those 10 million chinese women
>>200146728t. makes eating spicy foreign food his personality
>>200146722Agreed, although no one over the age of 30 should be allowed to take their shirt off in public ever again.
>>200146742you would have more chinese people
>>200146722rare good take from you
>>200146742would be retarded, kissinger is based for not doing it
>>200146752you got to break a few eggs if you want to make an omelet, you got to take the good with the bad you know what i'm saying
>>200146747eating your moms roast beef is my personality
when something is government brand its done on the publicly owned area, like roads like the gay parades
>>200146775zamn
Went to crabby dicks today
also it would be a hell of alot easier for china to spy on america
>>200146783in Scotland the gay pride happens in like a park a park but its concrete and theres a bar and gay flag shops and things instead of doing it on the street
>>200146783fucking retard
circumcision should be illegal to perform on infants/children
no retard thats all i had to fucking say. im not going to get all chuddy about gay "pride" or women being whores in public
>>200146817This is the sensible, pro-human position.
Smth that I realized I've taken for granted being from Vancouver/the West Coast is that I've always been comfortable using chopsticks as I've used them all my life from being embedded with so many Azns and their culture. I realized a couple years ago that most North Americans are probably clueless when it comes to using chopsticks, and that thought makes me a tad smug lol.
I already solved the migrant “crisis” (unlimited female entry, no males of any age allowed in,) but you FREAKS aren’t ready to have that conversation. Option B was to allow unlimited migrant entry, but only if they agreed to get sterilized first. Either way, we can save the VHITE RACE from extinction without looking like the bad guys.
>>200146838A tad smug and very, very gay
>>200146817African Muslims are going to vote to repeal laws making female genital mutilation illegal because it’s their culture that westerners are repressing
If it's decided whether women can be topless at the local level I don't care. Not a federal issue though
>>200146856>t. chopsticklet
Chopsticks are easy to useNever understood why so many people struggle to use them
>>200146868>smug about using objectively inferior eating utensil
>>200146854This is beyond retarded but I'm not going to effortpost about it
are there any benefits to female circumcision
>>200146854>save the white race>by race mixing
tag yourselffor me it's vulcan
>>200146838I ate a lot of sushi as a kid so I’ve always been comfortable with themIm from S.ON
>>200146903for me, it's the spoon
tfw no ethnic gf to make cute babies with
why would anyone use fucking sticks to eat food when you can get a set of cutlery for 50 cents
>>200146874I learned how to use them in first grade
Can abortions be performed with chopsticks?
>>200146932im not allowed to buy cutlery sets they contain knives i don have photo ID
Abortion isn't legal in my state thoughbeit
women are so sexy
>>200146946chud state
knoife law really just sucked the energy out of the thread and killed the momentum i dont have any cutlery though
Any man who gets excited about chopsticks is a little on the effeminate side.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IEaobS9O4A
Jews owe me my foreskin and any interest on loans i have payed
>chicken wrap>2 chicken burgers>beef burger (not kosher) >bottle of water >potatoes (fries) >salt im a healthy boy rn
>>200146974I accepted I'm a little on the effeminate side a long time ago tbqh
Do you know her work?
>ugh these men are enjoying themselves>I’m getting the ick!
>>200146974there's one extremely feminine poster in this general that likes using chopsticks
apu apustaja
>>200147000future DJ
Ich bin ein Berliner
>Work tomorrow
>Work in 5 hours
>>200147011hello?
>>200147021my granddad probably didn't like that speech very much he hated krauts
Just took a pic of my dick and it looks actually pretty good....
>>200146903standard grip
mexican niggas be looking at dick pics
>>200147046Was he Anglo thoughbeit?
>>200146974I am indeed a little on the effeminate side
>>200146932Because you can pick food up with them
>no work
I am so god damn bored, I hate being a NEET
ive still got a rash on my left hand where it constantly itches and then immediately feels like its sore when i itch, has bumps, goes red, and idk it just looks like scar tissue or something? and like if the skin is every yellow on your hand like on the knuckles, an entire patch of the hand is yellow like that under the skin before it went like thisif you know what this is or want to drop it casually later on sometime. im just curious about what it is thats all and its not serious
>>200147071>>200146995based real men
>>200147106AIDS sores
>>200147066scottish. his dad wore a kilt in the ww1 trenches
>>200147127nah i got an AIDS test (asked them about toxoplasmosis and SOLs)
i'm drinking diesel
I am not a commie or anarkiddie, but on nights like tonight I really do get the appeal
>>200147153big gas puts things in it because they dont want you to know that one simple trick
>>200147155No you don't
Finally getting a summer storm tonight.
Just scratched my ass crack, now my finger smells like doo doo.
>>200147175it's been raining and cloudy nonstop for like 3 days and it's bad for my mental
i'm a sigma male on the grindhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1719873033259188.webm
ecumicial is a funny wordi dont know what e prefix means. something - with - numbers
>beard>glasses>nerdy interests>hate manual laborAm i a soy boy?
What movie/anime should I watch?
>>200147194Haven't had rain in almost 2 months now. Driest we've been in decades. Triple digits everyday. However, I did get a nice tan.
>>200147230that sounds miserable too, grass isn't always greener i supposedid you use tanning oil or spf while you were tanning
>>200147222anything from satoshi kon. Whaat kind of feeling are you looking for?
>>200147253Nope just raw dogged it in the sun
>>200147209If you are then so am I.
chud niggas will call you a soyboy dressed like this
>>200147222my clueless first friend
Anyone else thinking they want Kathryn Hahn (the wife in Step Brothers) to spit on their cock and fart that pussy?
>>200147257Paprika is my favorite of his. I want something that I can pay little attention to.
>>200147266be careful doing that, it ages your skin and you can get melanoma
Why don't women understand POV?
But how could you live and have no story to tell?
>>200147310I try to keep uv exposure to around a half an hour.
>>200147312because women are stupid
>>200147299I have watched paprika once a year for twelve years now, it has shaped my life in a rather positif way
>>200147289this is how i dress
>>200147294Built for big dale cock
>>200147289he cute
>>200147323go eat some boogers, peanut
>>200147324ok good
How I imagine chopstick enjoyers
>>200147289he's got those george jeans fresh from walmart
>>200147312bitch thinks she's running for presidency
>>200147359its just chopsticks why did it get political
>>200147359i feel like the fedora stereotype is outdated for the average redditoid
>>200147312Zoomoids are brain dead and
>>200147372he cant use them so he tries to project his insecurities onto a reddit boogeyman
i finna snap one day
I'm on my 2nd year of full time wagecucking and I'm already sick of it
>>200147299Angel's Egg if you wanthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BtVtdbDRe8but if you'd want something more happy, I like Masaaki Yuasa. In a way "Night Is Short, Walk On Girl" has similarity to paprika. I watched the premier of inu-oh, it had it's fast tempo, absurd animation when needed and it's mostly a musical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7F4QlCsCnA
the girl I've been talking to removed her gay flag from ig
What should I goon to?
a typhoon is hitting taiwan and youre here posting dumb frogs
>>200147483not my problem
>>200147463started becoming friends with a lesbian and now she is suddenly bisexual, but i am trying not to read into it because nothing ever happens.
women be like "i'm sorry"
tips for my tinder profile?
>>200147463>>200147514Friendzoned hard
Would you kiss her?https://youtu.be/GvNqvBuSPYA?si=auYGcN64erC16pOQ&t=142
>>200147524none
>>200147529was never in doubt
>>200147524open your mouth, hold like a craft beer or a funko pop or something and point at something behind you
>>20014752424 going on 41
>>200147524grim
The music is THAT bad?
Soy boys love ipas and their nerdy hobbies but what do chuds have?No gfNo friendsNo ethnostateWhos winning?
>>200147577why
>>200146974who tf gets excited about chopsticks..?
you maybe rich but you're not rich rich unless you have a pickled punk collection
>>200147529I expected to be friend, that's the plan
>chuds are what I say they are
>>200147580i hate concert goers so much
>>200147043alo
>>200147538It's like QI but way less funny. Splendid
>>200147609Bit weird
>>200147621>t. concert normalfag
>>200147587gay niggas ITT
>>200147580It's happened to me. I even fell asleep at a show once.
i used to really like those fig newton cookies but they don't hit the same now
>>200147614what you need?
>>200147645they're still pretty good but i know what you meantry them with milk
i dress way too warm for summer weather but nobody can stop me
>>200147660i do this toonobody can stop me from wearing a sweatshirt, we are the most powerful people on the planet
Have to cook food now because I need to eat.
>>200147673>powerfulinsecure*
:)
I've been wearing the same three t-shirts and two pairs of cargo shorts all summer
shut the fuck up grandmayou abused miltowns and grampy beat you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxSTyqVa4BE
>>200147679
>>200147646just checking in
>>200147706>>200147706>>200147706
>>200147628But you remember going at least
307
>>200147703stay safe
309
stole
>>200147679Based. I'm gonna throw some stuff in the oven and take a shower.
>>200146658governments spraying shit in the sky to "combat global warming" isnt global warming you moronic fuck, what part of town are you in I'm gonna kick your jeet ass>>200146698
Smoked a joint and drank a bunch of beer again like i do every other night
