Same lifestyles but different physiques edition
Heathermong.
Who has the best girlfriend ever? :)
>>200146666checked
>>200142769Mental how badly I mindraped him
>>200146666why are their physiques different if they exercise the same (never) and eat the same (junk)?
>>200146666
If I had a son I'd name him something like Nonce Pissjug just to see how well he does in life with a terrible name
hello mates
>>200146736There was a guy I read about who named one son Loser and the other one Winner. Their lives turned out the opposite of how their name would suggest.
https://youtu.be/FNcK7FWXHOwMe when a yankoid gives his not asked for opinion on literally anything
>>200146736https://youtu.be/WOHPuY88Ry4
>>200146757Hey bro wanna spam this thread with boring Star Wars wiki trivia all night again? Thanks
https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1721870013599293.webmAh yes the so called British male
Salve Island Salve Island was removed after an update.As the contents of this page no longer exist in Old School RuneScape, this article is preserved for historical purposes. This topic name is not found in-game.While the name or title of this topic is not officially recognised in-game, the information contained on this page is still considered to be canon and is based on official sources.Salve IslandReleased 9 July 2003 (Update)Members YesLocation River SalveMusic Venture, NaturalMapAn island could originally be found in the middle of the River Salve. It was added with the release of The Dig Site in 2003. It was possibly added as a placeholder to ensure there was terrain on the other side of the river, as otherwise the player would have appeared to be panning for gold in the ocean.With the release of RuneScape 2, the island was expanded to the east.The island itself was empty except for some trees and bushes. Eventually, it was removed from the game entirely in a hidden update on 30 August 2005.
>>200146736I'd call him Gary
You are not allowed to post the wiki
>>200146832Oh wow that's really interesting dude*walks away*
Mad how Jesus loves you and will forgive you of your sins.
Emma Roberts 2013
>Mad how Jesus loves you and will forgive you of your sins.
>>200146806Star Wars trivia is fun. Also I don't copy it from wookieepedia. I know it all in my head.
>>200146872Don’t know who that is
>>200146872>present tense
Esano's sisterThis article details a subject that falls under the Legends brand.EditBlue-question-mark The title of this article is conjectural.Although this article is based on official information from the Star Wars Legends continuity, the actual name of this subject is pure conjecture. [Hide]EsanosSister-TheSithHuntersEsano's sisterBiographical informationHomeworldPleem's Nexus[1]Descriptive informationSpeciesHuman[1]GenderFemale[1]Hair colorAuburn[1]Eye colorBlue[1]Skin colorLight[1]Chronological and political informationAffiliation(s)Kozinarg Trade Guilds[1][Source]The sister of Esano was a Human female whose family ran the Kozinarg Trade Guilds. She was kidnapped by members of the Scourge and taken to the icy world of Orto Norwe. The Sith brothers Darth Maul and Savage Opress freed her, but then held her hostage to distract the Jedi task force that was trying to apprehend them. After evading the Jedi and bringing her to her homeworld, Pleem's Nexus, for a large amount of credits. Maul and Opress slew her brother and his security forces when he told them to kill his sister and make him the only heir to their family's fortune. She then gave them access to her family's vault, but they left it behind when the arrival of the Jedi from Yellowblade's Landing forced them to leave the planet.[1]
>>200146929vax status?
Anakin's lightsaber style was Djem So, an aggressive style that used strong, forceful strikes to wear down the opponent's defenses. Count Dooku noted that Anakin wad the best Djem So practicioner he'd ever seen.Dooku used Makashi, an elegant lightsaber technique that favored precision, grace, and efficiency.Obi-Wan used Soresu, the most defensive style.
jeets being extremely racist schizos in their general today lol
>>200146968not surprised you speak hindi
>>200146963I remember someone saying it worked like rock, paper, scissors. Djem So beat Makashi, Makashi beat Soresu, Soresu beat Djem So
>>200146982They post in English
Nonce Pissjug - Yankoid (Official Music Video)
>>200147007well i cant read it through their accent
How do I get a gf if I’m an autist? Should I go for other autists?
>>200146998There are other lightsaber styles too.Mace Windu used Vaapad, a modified variant that he created himself of Form VII or Juyo, a highly erratic, unpredictable style that used wild, staccato strikes to overwhelm the opponent.He named it after the deadly vaapad, a notorious apex predator native to his homeworld of Korun.
>>200146872good bloke that Jesus fella, thanks mate
>>200146872even noncing little boys?
i was being sarcastic you friendless autistic loser retard omg stfu
>>200147058settle for a fatty
>>200147062Mace's lightsaber style was controversial in the Jedi Order, as some felt that its raw aggression and fury brought him too close to the dark side of the Force.
>>200146963Also Djem So is the more advanced version of Form V or Shien, which is what he used in Attack of the Clones, before he advanced into Djem So by the time of Revenge of the Sith.
here we are then
>>200147142>>200146963Inrterestihg thanks for hsaierrng
>>200147142Nonce
howdy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSU96xDfvdM
The scene where the four Jedi Masters confront Palpatine in his office was I think an unfair representation for the three besides Mace who died very quickly. It gives one the impression that they were weak and useless but these were very powerful Jedi Masters.The third one in particular, Kit Fisto (the green Nautolan with the head tentacles) was revered as one of the finest swordsmen in the Jedi Order, a master of the Shii-Cho style of lightsaber combat, and was regarded as wild, unpredictable, and very formidable on the battlefield. He was seen as just one tier below Mace Windu and Yoda.
first supacell ep is quite slow but not that bad
I like how the schizos takes shifts to keep /brit/ ticking over nicely
ban porn
my wifes boyfriend bought me a nintendo switch
bloody hell ladshttps://litter.catbox.moe/2ont7j.mp4
looks like capekino is on the menu, boys
Too many yanks
turns out that Mr Beast yank is a nonce who has been grooming millions of children
my boyfriends wife bought me a steamdeck
>>200147488Since when? Because if this is just a joke and it starts a rumour that gets back to him, he could probably trace it back to you and have you killed.
>>200146714genetics
>>200147543its all over youtube. mr beast is a nonce and all his friends are gay nonces and tranny nonces. all of them are wronguns who have been grooming kids via youtube and sweets and chocolate.
>>200147593I heard about one of his mates doing it. Haven't heard MrBeast himself was involved.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eVrQhgQ5O4
>>200147635Beast is done. He is being exposed in youtube comment sections and its just a matter of time before he is sharing a prison bunk with Jared the Subway nonce.
not enough fucking time in the fucking day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ixP7xyTZqk
>>200146760>meet someone called "Loser">what a poor sod, life has beaten him enough, i want to help him>meet someone named "Winner">fucking pretentious faggot>fuck this person i want to destroy him
mt cock is big and hard
smoking that shit
>>200147593there somethiong wrong with him, definitelyyou can see it in his dead eyes but noncing? that's a bit much
>>200147800Someone on /x/ said that Mr. Beast is the Antichrist.
>>200147816Also he said this a long time ago way before this came out in the news.
who needs netflix when every season of yugioh is on tubi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb54jy_ZZvk
Smoking actual shit
>>200147449woggedpozzed
>>200147841yugioh is retardedpokémon, that's the good stuffyou're 10, you tell your mum you'll fuck off now with a pokémon to go about and indulge in poaching, dog fights, racketeering and also you'll fight the mafia because the world renowned professor next door asked you to complete his digital encyclopediaand while you're out doing all that, you just KNOW Oak is fucking her senseless
Oak... wood...
>>200147800It's the fake smile. I knew he was a wrongun from that fake smile and dead eyes. He is in damage control. I think he is a nonce and hope he is exposed.
>9-month pregnant Gaza woman dies in Israeli airstrike, baby survives inside her
>>200147841supacell isnt on tubi
>>200147941https://youtu.be/t0OW5EPWRw0
Professor Oak was a chad. Professor Elm was such a dweeb.
There are like 20 boards just for jerking off. Soc and /b/ seem to also be about cocks and jerking. How much do you guys need to wank? Holy hell.
>>200148004once a day for me
>>200148036dios mio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KesAaLs7NvQ
>>200148036
big eyed women <3
2015 was 9 years ago
heckin no i'm upset a lot a lot a lot
>>200148116
>>200148115look at those orbs they're like everlasting gobstopperswouldn't mind giving one a suck
1990 was 34 years ago1991 was 33 years ago1992 was 32 years ago1993 was 31 years ago1994 was 30 years ago1995 was 29 years ago1996 was 28 years ago1997 was 27 years ago1998 was 26 years ago1999 was 25 years ago2000 was 24 years ago2001 was 23 years ago2002 was 22 years ago2003 was 21 years ago2004 was 20 years ago2005 was 19 years ago2006 was 18 years ago2007 was 17 years ago2008 was 16 years ago2009 was 15 years ago2010 was 14 years ago2011 was 13 years ago2012 was 12 years ago2013 was 11 years ago2014 was 10 years ago2015 was 9 years ago2016 was 8 years ago2017 was 7 years ago2018 was 6 years ago2019 was 5 years ago2020 was 4 years ago2021 was 3 years ago2022 was 2 years ago
>>2001481461965 bros... they left us off the list... we're old now..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mad_xH_wKMUGot this shit recommended to me
>>200148132do they call them gobstoppers in the usa? thought you would have a different name since you don't use the term gob
You were born in Egypt in 2004 where your family was seeking refuge from the Sudanese civil war. Your family arrived in Australia as part of a refugee program in 2005 and settled in Melbourne.You were born in New Zealand in 2004 to a Samoan mother and a South Sudanese father.You were born in New South Wales in 2007 and you had just turned 15 at the time of the offending. You are the second youngest of six siblings. Your parents migrated to Australia from South Sudan prior to your birthYour parents are of a Somalian background and immigrated to Australia prior to your birth.do you think this group is a team of doctors?
>>200148146>2020 was 4 years agohonestly miss it so much, i was on furlough until october and was able to laze around the house playing vidya without any social stigma.
>>200148172you were born in the west in 2000 and in your early adulthood you have to face the fall of the west
>>200148201granny magnet
>>200148206>curly hairThis man is NOT white
>>200148169they're called jawbreakers here but everyone knows gobstoppers from willy wonka
>>200148226curly hair is indigenous to celtic peoples
Helloooooooohow is Starmer doing?
He did a poo barmer
I guess people are happy now that things are going better after voting in the last elections.
joe biden's america is so expensive
>>200148206ktim
ordered food but dunno if I'll be able to manage itpray for me
just been watching the moon dance behind clouds
the moon isnt real
The question is what there is in the dark side of the moon... uhhhhhhhh spooky
might poo in someoens mouth liek a kdjasjkdsa
>>200148380probably alien poo
Standing on my business
>>200148436im tryna see if she got ten toes
based
the moon is realyou deal with it
eating a steak pastie and drinking milk out the carton in bed
today's dose of enrichmenthttps://www.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/vic/VSC/2024/428.html
my wife's boyfriend raped me
>>200148545KWAB
>>200148545He was just having a sexual emergency chud
what is the latest news in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland?
>>200148587did a poo ddint i
Only thing I'm interest in is total aryan victory
forced bi interracial shemale cuckold
>>200148600Do you throw the paper into the toilet or in a bin?
anyone want a jawbreaker?
Might just stop feeding catberg until he has a melty
pretty girls being cute
>>200148634*shatters your jaw with a powerful punch*
>>200148642can see the light go out of her eyes at 0:14
>>200148629what paper
>>200148653guess it was just him haha
>>200148653I was just offering some sweets
>>200148659So you use bidet then...
I NEED SWEETSSSSSSSSSSS I WANT SWEEEETS
Might start driving lorry.
>>200148653now thats what i call a gobstopper
>>200148679tell me how sour can deez nuts taste
>>200148679*dips peepee in the honey jar*you want some candy, boy?
I actually really need some sour sweets right now
ahh...classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3-4ue8Kv-w
I actually might go fucking crazy if i dont i can feel my mouth salivating and its all i can think about wtf
>>200148763have a cuppa, it will fix you up
>>200148759Was watching the new bubgames video todaySad looking at these RP servers that have better mods but populated solely by troons and mongs
>>200148797>populated solely by troons and mongsalways were
I like Hitler
>>200148802Closeted troons, before the troondemic and the discord mind virus
Me in the middle with the pear
>>200148759https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NfRUpoUZaQ
my names warren
>>200148840love a good pear, menice and juicy... yea...
>>200148862smelly terrorist flag of a smelly terrorist nation
>>200148873hi warren
>>200148862offtopic
Have things improved since you left the EU?
https://www.twitch.tv/cinnanoeShe's playing better x
what is happening with mr beast then? is he cancelled?
have things improved for europe since the UK left? food for thought
nth for the baddiedem
You used to call me on my
>>200149032>derry
>>200148992Omds
I aspire to be like catyank
How do guys with fat girlfriends not feel constant shame?If I had a fat gf I would be mortified to be seen with her, let alone by people who know me.>inb4 incelBeing an incel is better than having a fat gf
how can i bee sneedaphobic? i feed my need
>>200149260i wish i had a fat gfall my gfs have been skinny
>It's not tarq to go to a grammar school, just means I'm not a brainlet.
>>200149260I had to dance with a fat girl at the prom. I had a choice between three girls but the other two were bullying me so that wasn't an option
cashmongs on the ropes
>>200149278Mad that she this hospital patient wouldn't shag 90% of brit
>>200149333yea lick that boot boy, lick it clean
>>200149260>Being an incel is better than having a fat gfcope
Gn /brit/
>>200149389DON'T LEAVE ME
Why should I use my indicators? It's none of your business where I'm going
Incels are arguing about genetic determinism again
thinking of moving to kazakhstan
>>200146666>>200146714>>200147585first one has been lazy for much longer
Any pornoholic man in?
>>200149411https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3Lc5B7qSRA&ab_channel=Q
>>200149032celtphone
>>200149411stumbled upon a youtube channel called obese loser and it's a guy talking down on himself and various subject matter with this genetic determinism in mind. very bizarre part of internet culture
>>200149425It's actually not a small country at all. Has a population of 20 million people and it's this giant landmass that looks about as big as Iran.Bruno acted like it was this weird remote podunk country in eastern europe. I still know literally nothing about it.
>>200149478*raises paw*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRf3EMSb8oI&list=PLoB11Z8A5Nz9Hc2lO8yB7HmWAh8K0dOtw&index=2
good morning i 'ing 'te 'omen
These attempted murders are getting out of hand Lolrke
As we speak, the Labour government is already planning its surrender of the UK over the Harehill riots and the latest Paki beating incident. Most Britroaches here, are Paki lovers who support the grooming gangs
>>200149603nothing he didn't deserve
>>200149655newfag
no church in the wild
Kinda sad how the Brendan Fraser toil gimmick died.
>>200149631he crazy he bite
sex with adult human women
I have never made love to a woman lads
same
>>200149789and yet from the wild came the church
Skyrim was released 13 years agoMorrowind was released 22 years ago
>>200149857Did you know If your uncle shaves your uncle, your uncle will be shaved by your uncle?
>>200149908>Skyrim was released 13 years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_34gUVqLkAo&ab_channel=Aramilfeels just like yesterday...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpgLDjLwego&ab_channel=Dfd_Free_Speech>studies the way of the voiceOI CUNT! *sends you flying away*
>>200149603https://x.com/Resisting_batil/status/1816164574342558032The pigs are finished, they wrestled a dude with his hands up to the ground then tazed him AFTER punting the lad in the head
>>200149765That's for the courts to decide, not the donut squad
>>200146681Spaedo.
>>200150082ah yes, the politicised bourgeois cunts who don't have to live that scum
>>200149908>Skyrim>Morrowind/brit/ is an Oblivion / Daggerfall thread, fuck off tranny.
I replayed skyrim recently but dropped it because of retarded level scaling
>>200150099Everyone is a granny if you stare at their crotch long enough
>>200149425>no law>must be marriedThis one
Ate quite a lot of food just then. Im bulking...
made the mistake of playing hogwarts legacy but it turns out this game is fucking massive and i'm a completionist autist so i'm fucked
>>200150124do what now?
>>200150170what house you got?
Just encountered a Freak post on /his/
>>200150170Really ought to jump back into itSex mods installed ofcourse
>>200150180ravenclaw because i'm an aquarius and at the end of the day it's all just astrology
>>200150199i got ravenclaw too but i wanted hufflepuff
>>200150210doesn't it let you choose your house at the beginning? it did for me
>>200150223they ask you questions, assign a house based on answers then they give you the option i went RP, they said ravenclaw, i went ravenclaw
Cant remember if i chose or i just got hufflepuffAnyways i love hufflepuffAll of it resonates with meUsed to always get hufflepuff by random chance and on quizzes and stuffYellow and black = coolBadgers = epicGardening or whatever = hell yeahCedric diggory = cute!
IRL sex mods must be wild, better try that out one day after i finish hogwarts legacy
>>200150248fair enough, i got ravenclaw just by answering the questions tooyou wouldn't happen to be an air sign would you?
>>200150282taurusyou know astrology is bullshit, right?
4chan is definitely a ravenclaw websiteEven has that ching chong from ravenclaw in the movies, and as we all know 4chan loves their asians i suppose.
>>200150307yeah but rowling explicitly based it on astrologygryffndor=fireravenclaw=airhufflepuff=earthslytherin=water
>>200150325nigger
well gamers?
>>200150335didn't know thati really wanted hufflepuff, best house in my opinionnothing to prove, just there to study and have a good timeand help the little guy when he needs it
>>200150335What do lions have to do with fireAnd snakes arent explicitly water creatures
>>200150325>Even has that ching chong from ravenclaw in the movies>in the moviesBaffling post. She's a character in the books as well.
>>200150365they have a unique quest where you go to azkaban and possibly the comfiest common room (the ravenclaw common room is fucking shit)would've picked it but i still dont want to be a gay ass hufflepuff
That league of legends kpop thing came out 5 years ago
4channers be like "ravenclaw is epic nerd oldfag house, hufflepuff is for gay zoomer redditor tards"
>>200150371go ask rowling on twitter, and tell her you're a tranny for a guaranteed response
secret 5th houseVirginfreak
>>200150383>where you go to azkabanreally?i just did my ravenclaw run and called it a day, didn't feel like doing it all overbut guantan- i mean azkaban? that's serious shitwhat would be your patronus?
All houses have virgin freaks in themRavenclaw - nerd virgin freaksGriffyndor - ugly virgin freaksHufflepuff - piss nettle virgin freaksSlytherin - creepy virgin freaks
>>200150398Yeah basically.If you want to take all the people that are just kind of 'there' and contribute nothing of value to any conversation then you just create a house and throw them all in there.
>>200150436Gryffindor is the chad house and Hufflepuff is the normie NPC house.
>>200150459Contrarian post
now the p-words are protesting about that mong being kicked in the headprobably be rioting later
to be a CHAD is to lift your fellow man upthat is core hufflepuff philosophythat's why Cedric was chosen
>Yanks never had houses at their schoolsGrim
>>200150516not a word about what happened in leeds, eh?
this is my world today
>>200150516crazy innit. he was a criminal resisting arrest and assaulted the officers before that video but the press and pakis are acting like he was a good lil muzzie who never hurt a fly
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/L7zfUgSoCH4
>>200150538We had panic rooms in case of shooters.
I was in the 'slytherin' house at my schoolWell, we were more like hufflepuff in truth.We were always the biggest slackers every year with a few exceptions (who were the best overall at sports). Was quite funny how all the tarqs were stacked in the other houses and we were all the retards and scum. It really was just a mix of Slytherin and Hufflepuff.
i hate chads and virgins and wojaks just go back to frogposting
>>200150635Frogs are the most soulless slop ever apart from the apus variants.
Goyslop for brekkie i reckon.
>>200150672>apart from the apus variants.almost took offense
>>200150714not surprised some nasally virgin neek missed the mark so much with this
Mad how they were abducting brown children from their families in HarehillsNot surprised they were all rioiting, i would be if that happened here.
>>200150567My Nan lives around there
What the scene at Manchester airport tells us is that once again certain communities see themselves as above Western/British law. They simply do not respect Western/British laws and values not to mention freedom of religion and concepts such as integration and assimilation.Notice how silent those communities are re the stabbing of a soldier outside the Brompton Army barracks
>>200150772mad how authorities cared more about brown children than they cared about english girls being pimped out by pakis for a good decadeMADfrance is dire, but how can you be even worse than we are ffs?
Police/Army deserve to be harassed by violent minorities they let into the country.Any proper country would have had a military coup in the last few years over all this woke nonsense i bet!
>>200148146Do you have any evidence to back these claims up?
>>200150842The paedo Br*tish establishment abducted the brown children for made up reasons so they could be sold to the Royal Family & Co. paedophile ring
latest conspiracy theory is that are keir has informed police to get heavy handed on all undesirables to set a precedenthope thats true, big starmer the minority harmer
The wok mob are at my door as we speak. It's been good posting here.
>>200150868it was pakis pimping english girls to other pakisit was grim all around, lanour knew all about ir but said and did nothing for the sake of diveristy
The paedo British imperial establishment makes up lies on their newspapers about Paki gangs raping children while in reality theyre abducting poor immigrant children who are never seen again by their families in their reign of terror over BAME communities.
Why are you all talking about the current event going on with the police at the airport? Sounds like politics outside of pol to me
mad how those pakis can now sue the police force and will be looking at a 7 figure settlement, bet they're loving life
>>200150924Based
one of tv mods must be an elle fanning fag because every time I say anything sexual about her I get a 3day ban
Starmer's Britain.
is it possible to poo and shit at the same time?
>>200150947big current event that happened in britain being discussed on /brit/, sorry would you prefer we talked about trannies and tiktok videos instead?
>>200150965england is healing
>>200150972Not allowed according to jannies recent banning spree. See you in 3 days
Let's talk about how Trumps brains nearly splattered all over his supporters but was avoided through divine intervention that instead took anothers life over his own.
>>200150965i cannot fathom blacks and browns thinking they are actually suffering racism in 2024 britain
england is mineit owes me a living
>>200150996Blacks and browns can live in places now where they dont even have a single chance of seeing a racist white person.
>>200150985no such thing exists in my world
might wankeroo
>>200150996this>>200151017Most blacks and browns live in their ethno estates and then see the media being 50% white and think 'wot bruv this isn't my reality'
What happens if you impersonate a janny on 4chan
>>200150965Bazza and Dorothy voted Brexit so these young Britons can't move anywhere other than the third worldThey ain't going anywhere
mixed race beauty
>>200148936SHE BEAT RADAHN!
>>200151047a child in africa gets killed
oooweueueeeyyuuuuggghhhhhh :)
Would rather not be controlled by the EU woke mob desuRemoaners can whine all they want
dogberg
>>200151064How does Rorke keep getting fooled into voting against his own interests every time
>>200151075ruined by all that jew ink
>>200151064>Dorothy
>>200151096true, truepoles out, pakis inthey're not woke
>>200151101nice looking coat
>>200151082wouldn’t mind having a go on her curryhole tbf
scran in, poo out simple as
>>200151141cheers lad hes on the raw meat diet, eats better than me
>>200151163>>200151163>>200151163
