Mega Man edition
there's a video game board janny do the needful
>megacan hardly see him>manlooks like a bloody robot
Thoughts on ear piercings for men?Kinda want a small gold earring on my left
poo sub edish
>>200154127i look a bit like him on the right except i have buggy eyes (and slightly smaller chin)mad how that tiny difference makes him a 6/10 still and me a 3/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e19x5DlDjTEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e19x5DlDjTEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e19x5DlDjTE
>>200154162You beautiful as you are.
gf saying shes embarrased because everyone in her post grad group chat are saying where they're from and they're all from exotic countries and she had to say she's from guildfordwhy do women care about le exotic country shit so much? why are we ashamed of being british
Upon reflection, Hodor becoming a retard because the Three eyed crow mindfucked him into holding the door during a flashback was kind of lame
Like stroking under my forearms cause theyre soft
birthright citizenship should be illegal worldwide
Britain confirmed Islamist state.
>>200154241Cultural cringe. Its a big thing here too, mainly amongst the former british but has spread to many Irish people too.
>>200154272mob rule
giving it my best shot
>>200154272you can tell how piss scared this country is of upsetting the ragheads, they know that they're barbaric in nature and there's no a large enough amount of them in our country to cause serious trouble so we're now bending over backwards to keep them happyrorke jokes aside this country is actually gone
>>200154309that's all anyone can ask hon x
I was born in a small village
>>200154321>>200154305How would you be reacting if it was a white bloke getting his head stomped inAnd don't pretend white people don't act yobbish too
It's a thursday morning.Why are you posting here instead of being productive at work and contributing to the progress of UK?
>>200154305>>200154321Yes absolutely nothing to do with the fact a police officer booted a man on the ground in the face then stomped on his head
>>200154371I didn't even notice race lad I was just looking at the disgusting behaviour of the individual prior to the events in the video
I'm unemployed.
>>200154409where are the mobs of white men protesting about a black immigrant stabbing a soldier in the street 50 times and then the government passing it off as a 'mental health crisis'?
>>200154409Lad a copper could shove a baton up a football hooligans arse and it would barely make the news
personally think that police man was having a mental health crisis and should be free of consequence
>>200154419SoHe's literally kicking a man in the head repeatedly when he's already down lol there's no justification for it
have yet to have breakfast
Tf Timmy gonna do?https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9iMAQrMK4c/?igsh=aHJ2NXdjaTVmdjM0
just got back from my holiday in Croatia, lads.i've deduced that Croats don't suffer
Quit my job Saturday, finna boutta quit life
>>200154437High verbal IQ on display here
>>200154489me in the foreground, bobbing
>>200154472maybe shouldnt go about refusing orders from the police and punching women in the face then?
>>200154489keep wanting to go to that for the parties but dont have any mates haha x
the pakis protesting literally said they were going to burn manchester to the ground tonight if they didn't sack the copper
Policing is the hardest job in the world. In a world where politicians do not support officers to carry out stop and search or tackle crime head on. Camera phones constantly watching every move to jump on a simple error. Police do not get the full supprt and the public know it and they are ruling the rule. RIP young chap. You should not have gone through this purely for being brave enough to serve. The police need backing now before it is too late
despise fag hags
>>200154517kinda agreeat the same time a lot of cops are cunts
>>200154514that's unlucky. we went to Split which isn't really worth going to as a solo travelleri'm glad i have friends, being in croatia with them is the first time i've felt truly alive in ages, even if i am an incel
genuinely don't believe this narrative that they punched a female officer, absolutely 0 proof of that happening lol. they're literally at home posting videos with their lawyerhttps://x.com/deadferrets/status/1816381727952007657
>>200154555>at homeThey deported them? Based to say the least.
what do they do for a living?
>>200154555good british lads
can imagine that the islamic mob will get the name of the copper as all the politicians in that area are pakis and they will leak the name to them as soon as they get itI would move out of the area or even the country ASAP if I was him and didn't want my skull caving in by a mob of violent paki scum
>>200154542any of you pull
>>200154586honestly? they sell drugs and rape white children
brooklyn blood pop is a fun song
>>200154555kek not even 12 hours passed and they had their greasy little paki lawyer getting involved plotting a way to milk as much money from the state as possible, pakis are decades ahead of white people at this type of stuff
>>200154625Just listened to the first 6 seconds, awful, nuke yourself.
second kebab of the week haha what am i like
schoolgirl panties getting wet looking at the athletic black men on the bus
Good morning team! Bună dimineața. Дoбpoe yтpo. How is everyone today?
>>200154663rochdale dogwhistle
euros love their fucking kebabs
>>200154663least islamic swede
>>200154683it's drunk runt food over theredisgusting
still thinking about that rape video
simply can't bring myself to play any new games, despite having a bunch installed
>>200154683aussies love their fucking HSP (for me its a hsp with brown sauce)
>>200154663For breakfast?
>>200154700the blackened, sooty pot calling the kettle black
>>200154705most interesting australian
>>200154710yeah imagine eating meat, tomatoes, and bread for breakfast that's INSANE bro
imagine unironically being australian it's literally a meme reddit nation
>>200154683what do you lot have then?>>200154710lunch innit
>>200154721*asserts myself by stating an interesting fact about myself*
>>200154742>what do you lot have then?kebabs as well haha
>>200154739we were there on australia day in a park in adelaideweren't even drinking but stood up during the celebrations having a dance having a sing alongsome australians behind us were like sit down stop having a good timefucking reprobate creatures
>>200154586i don't know
>>200154739Ever been? Poundland florida all over.
>>200154739there's nothing more reddit than a posh British accent
>>200154739Seems peng tbf. Amazing beaches and warm most of the year
any good aussie porn slaggos other than angela white?
I have depression.I have anxiety.I have poor self esteem.I have anhedonia.I have a poor sleep schedule.I either sleep too much or too little.I have self control problems.I have mood swings.THIS is what mental illness looks like.
>>200154768bizarre
>>200154683You know I never hear anyone speak about kebabs but the shops pop up all over the place. That and phone repair shops are the only businesses muds operate
>>200154775no
>>200154782peakreddit
is a HSP just a kebab? why do you call it HSP
>>200154807because it's not a kebab now is it genius
>>200154807whacky bruce mentality
elton john meal
might replay Witcher 1
>>200154823how is that not a kebab
>>200154833looks like farted in it after a particularly rough night
>>200154855not sure you know what a kebab is matebizarre
>>200154833>>200154855
kebabs are disgustingly grim and i love them
>>200154873pakified brain
>>200154873ktim with basically all fast food
they call it fast food, but the more you eat the slower you get!
>A halal snack pack, or HSP, is a dish that comes from Australia. It is made up of halal-certified doner kebab meat (mainly lamb, chicken or beef), chips, sauces (mainly chili, garlic and barbecue sauces) and often cheese. The exact origin of the halal snack pack is unknown.hmm yes definitely not a kebab
>>200154895reddit naish
>barbecue on a kebab freakish
>>200154895we call that a kebab on chip
I wouldnt eat anything with the name halalDont want to give them money
Lamb doner, lettuce and chili sauce please mate
aussies calling a burger a 'meat and bread snack pack' and then melting down when you say its a burger
>>200154895now that you're on wikipedia how about googling "kebab" and seeing what images come up ya fuckin idiot
>>200154895and just to clarify, the place you buy them from is called a kebab shop but they definitely aren't kebabs
sex kebab
me? hypervigilant freak
>>200154913Wronguns put chicken salt on chips
>>200154924
got the funky tunes on
I couldn't wait for you to come clear the cupboardsBut now you're going to leave with nothing but a signAnother evening I'll be sitting reading in between your linesBecause I miss you all the time
>>200154920the two don't even have the same ingredients ya fuckin thicko
nipping down to the kebab shop to get some kebab meat but it definitely isn't a kebab, it's different you see
>>200154916Based
rorkes Wikipedia page
https://www.reddit.com/r/uknews/comments/1ebq2on/massive_protest_outside_rochdale_police_station/whitebros.... i dont feel so good
I'm making a pie but calling it a kebab because it uses kebab meat; you see?
>>200154955is this funky enough for youhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6NhyOnN8fXk
I identify as Anglo-Pakistani - not because I'm mixed-race (I'm not) - because I identity with Pakistani culture and think it's based.So yeah I'm Anglo-Pakistani.
australia? done
>>200154976looks like the average tranny's wikipedia entry actually
>>200154994Call it HSP (the p is for pie)
a kebab is meat cooked on a skewerdoner kebab is cooked on a skewerby every definition it is a kebab
>>200155043and it was invented in turkey so maybe ask them
got an HSP me (hilariously small penis)
its over for bruce
honestly so sick of fucking pakis
>>200155085what happens to the little offcuts in the tray there
>>200155043kebab meat often refers specifically to the spit meat used for doner kebabsa kebab is either skewers of meat (shish kebab) or the meat in a wrap (doner kebab)if I give you a burger patty and chips you don't call it a hamburger now do you genius?
might reinstall Rising Storm 2 and gun down gooks with an L1A1
Going to eat a banana
>>200155131..yh
>>200155100We aren't going away you know
>>200154920howlingwhy are they so stupid is the UV
>>200154920screaming
eating a mozzarella and tomato snack circle
it's the retarded australian spends all thread being beaten up for being a retard againgive it a rest lawhy do you even come here you are constantly bullied
>>200155131actually I would still call it a burger, British English doesn't really differentiate between "burger" and "the meat part of burger"also how come you're happy to call all the ingredients shoved in a wrap a kebab, but take away the wrap and suddenly it's not a kebab?
>>200155191donkey born inside a barn is not a kebab, it's a HSP
>>200154127>creepy weirdo gamerGamers are the most persecuted people on the planet
Imagine how much oil is down there. No need for electric cars innit
>>200155216Halal Snack Pack mule
>>200155191yeah mate exact same thing, they're both burgersbizarre
>>200155244are we gonna have to defend our ancestral Antarctic lands from the Bolshevik hordes?
>>200155262except they literally are, nobody says 'patty' here that's a very yankish term
>>200155262they're literally both burgers here
HUGE poo on its way
>>200155262it's a British English thing, you wouldn't get itI literally didn't know what a "patty" was until I saw Spongebob
>>200155244need it sucked out and pumped into the atmosphere post-haste
>>200155294the police when they saw that rochdale protest approaching
>>200155279Hantarctic sea protection
>>200155286it must be unfortunate to lack the words to differentiate between two physically different things
australians showing up once again they are more yanks than englishgrim
>>200155340whats the difference between a kebab and a HSP?
Just did a poo and phew let me tell you
bet they call chicken burgers chicken sandwiches too
Wish gay cunts would stop ogling me, I don't want your pooey arsehole
>>200155348behold, a HSP
>>200155340I have never been in a social situation where the lack of extra words for burger has been a hindrance
>>200155410the image says kebab wrap though
just been to the butchers to buy some burgers and the cunt fired up the barbecue
>>200155244I want electric cars to become more popular because it will result in cleaner air. If I walk or jog around my local area, it would be nice to not breathe in pollution from petrol/diesel cars.
Any Alpaca loving man in?https://kick.com/theleaway
>>200155262Both of those are called burgers by Brits, "patty" is an American term
I knew a lad growing up who was allergic to sugar. We would go for burgers and he would remove the bread and just eat the meat and cheese. But he still called them burgers without the buns and sauce.
Thai green curry for lunch
>>200155572I think you mean a chicken kebab
>>200155458
used to hate tommy robinson but starting to align with his views after recent affairsshame it has to be him because he seems like an obnoxious bellend but who else do we really have
>>200155594Do I
having a haram snack pack for lunch (bacon butty)
Oil is sentient
>>200155601You seem really disabled
Wonder how many kebab shops are in the UK
Got a Brazilian waxing done the other day lads. First time, hahaha
>>200155650if you had to bet on there being more kebab shops or barbers what line would you take
>>200155667That's a tough one
>>200155667barbers ovb
>>200155662was he happy with it?
>>200155650too many
>>2001556503461
>>200155646Do I
>>200155684>>200155694just done a quick google and although the statistics are probably not accurate it's VERY closeones at 17k the other is at 19k
if I could walk that way I wouldn't need a Brazilian!
>>200155650>there are now over 20,000 kebab outlets in the UK selling around 2,500 tonnes of lamb and chicken doner a week.>At the end of 2021, there were 15,861 barbershops.
bi-annual stephen lawrence story dropped today lads
i'm fabulous
>>200155739>at the end of 2021theres been about 500 barber shops open up around me in the past year so imagine this figure is substantially higher
>>200155777how many new kebab shops rorke
If a girl matches with you on Hinge but doesn't say anything are you supposed to send another message?
kebab shopsbarbersvape shopsbookiestanning saloncharity shops'american' candy storesbritain
>>200155785not sure i'm already desensitized to that paki front, the barber one is still new to me
>>200155795spam her just in case she has bad internet and it doesnt go through
>>200155817I just sent 15 dick pics in 10 seconds, reckon that'll be enough?
>>200155795Spaedo
>>200154127>2/10 would not bang
>>200155836you can't send images on hinge so we know you're larping spaedo
thoughts on cambridge as a city?has its nice parts, sure, but feels like a pretty generic uk city otherwise
mad how women like tasteful pictures like the cock inside your boxers, or to see your bulge through your trousers and are less inclined to like the actual whole hog being on display whereas we would much prefer to see a close up of a birds mutt in a full spready
>>200155875it used to have some really good pubs and restaurants but it's all gone a bit shit now
>>200155854>>200155873>everyone that now mentions Hinge on /brit/ is himDo you schizos ever have a day off
>>200155875i think it's a pretty generic uk city tbph. but it does have its nice parts.
is Chinese whispers racist
>>200155875Alright to visit for a day out but hideously expensive, full of students and foreigners, and soulless in that it feels like a theme park just for tourists.
why do women believe that getting a tan is preferable to having youthful looking skin? are they just daft?
born in guildfordliving in the cotswoldsbosh
>>200155931only if you do the eyes and accent
>>200155912go make your black man catfish spaedo
>>200155890I've never understood why blokes send dick pics, I've never sent one in my life nor thought of sending one. Women don't like them, so what's the point? You'd probably have more success sending a photo of your arms or tummy than your dick.
>>200155967it's like flashing but less risk
>>200155967they love pictures of vascular hands
>>200155875caters too much to the rich/uni students. 10 min drive. there's something like a 15 year life expectancy difference between the rich parts and poor parts. dull if you're a normal person working/living there, but the wanky posh people who can afford chello concerts or whatever probably enjoy it
>>200155984Still don't get it, I'm clearly not an exhibitionist.
>>200155991>chello
*gets your gf moist at the fanny*
in addition to dick pics the multitudes of males that send out sex essays via textwtf are you doing. no one wants to read that crap
>>200156023that was tarq bait
>>200156023sounds like chello, should be written as chello. simple as.
>>200156039hate when guys say stuff like 'hnggg'
>>200156039>no no, put it away, I hate it!hot, keep going.
i am dead quiet during sex. feel sorry for the gf.
>>200156080I grunted once, that was the most you'll get out of me.
>>200156039used to talk to a girl who always wanted to take the conversation sexual and it was tiresome, even on video calls she'd start touching herself and changing the topic and to be perfectly honest it was a big turn off imagine women have to deal with it all the time too
>>200155744sick of it. cunt got what he deserved and that ugly bald chimp creature that birthed him being a dame is a damned disgrace
let me make one thing perfectly clear
>>200156080i have never had sex and i'm nearly 27
I don't have a girlfriend
writing a sex essay
i am literally never ever going to have sex or get a gf and it's that simple
>>200156153Impressive, how'd you manage that?
>>200156033find it hard to believe this is attractivenot even particularly large hand
Obsessed with understanding Owen Jones' mindsetHow do you, as a white homosexual british man, become so mindbroken that you spend your entire existence on the internet, defending violent brown criminals who find you disgusting
>>200156153Are you the shamancuck?
women literally read entire novels of smut lol i'd say a good 50% of women get off more to books than actual porn
>>200156080tbf whispering stuff in my gfs ear during sex probably turns her on more than anything else
>>200156153who cares i'm 34 and never had a date let alone sex
>>200156218It's fucking cringey though
>>200156215ok
>>200156194you'd be wrong then, women love hands
>>200156185by not putting my willy in a fanny, pretty simple desu>>200156204a what>>200156226very based, i've never dated either or perused women at all. i can't be arsed
>>200156242oh it really is in hindsight, i cant even bring myself to type it out here in fact, but in the heat of the moment its not
>>200156255if i had veiny hands like that i'd be scared of tearing one and bleeding to death
women love veiny baby hands
>>200155875>>200155924>Cambridge>genericCambridge and Oxford are pretty far from generic
It's just pillow talk babe
>>200156215yeah and blokes watch 9 on 1 anal pissing gangbangs and death claw their cocks to limpness over it
>>200156218like what? i cant imagine what id say. "oh god", "you're so hot", ... ?i do like it when my gf moans, especially when she says my name, "oh, Anon!"
mad how normies just naturally fall into relationships and have sex without having to think about it whatsoeveri really just do belong to another world entirely
>>200156291this building is all cambridge really has going for it. some nice canals maybe, but plenty of other towns have those too, probably nicer as well.
>>200156330you say things like 'dam that skibidi pussy finna make me buss a nut on god better give me that hawk tuah after'
>>200156336believe me when I say this is bollocksa lot of thinking and effort goes into ityou just aren't trying
>>200156390>thinking and effortyou know thats not true, deano sets up a tinder profile then just picks his mystery meat for the weekend. that's literally it
>>200156270i've pursued women loads>>200156255maybe dont see why it would be that hand tho
got the cock cage on
Can't stop laughing at that video of thousands of Muslim men (no women in sight) talking openly about how they're going to burn down a police station because an attempted terrorist was kicked in the head. England genuinely doesn't exist anymore and that amuses me to no end. British culture (the topic of this thread) will cease to exist in the next 5 years, so then what? Do we scrap /brit/ for good?
>>200156469we become /neobrit/ and we all pray 7 times a day
>>200156469Race war is inevitable
I've never exchanged text messages with a woman or had a phone call with a woman or been on a date or touched a woman's breast.I'm only 30 years old though so there's still time for me haha still plenty of time
>>200156496>neo nazis vs everyone elseit'll be over before it begins
>>200156498got any plans on changing that lad?
Keir Starmer says 'every day' he is finding 'more mess' that the Tories left behindKeir Starmer said the “hard graft of rebuilding this country has truly started” as he accused the previous government of leaving a “rot of shortsightedness and self-service” for Labour to clear up.Giving a speech in Runcorn, Cheshire, the prime minister said “every day” his administration is finding “more mess” that the Tories left behind.“The hard graft of rebuilding this country has well and truly started, and it is vital that we begin immediately because the last government dropped the ball,” he said.He added:They left us the worst inheritance since the second world war, and every day – every day – we’re finding more mess that they’ve left for us to clear up.The rot of shortsightedness and self-service that has weakened the foundations of our country.”
have never slapped a girls arse while fucking. might try it next time
>>200156524Nah it is better that I am alone. Better for everyone.
>>200156533all boris' fault reallyuseless man
>>200156543for me its biting the bottom of her ear while im rodding her from behind, jay me you cowards
>>200156533did he expand on "graft"?we're well aware that the country is in the shitter, so what's the plan
>>200156360Cambridge and Oxford have lots of old buildings though. I would assume they have more old buildings than most British cities.
mumsy cried when bojo got the coof and went into the ICUshe though the world was ending, the daft cow
why aren't you at work
I canny read
>>200156624no one wants to work anymore because there's no point
>>200156582positive thoughts and good intentions
International news lol
not left the house for like 3 days haha
>>200156624im being made redundant next week so im working from home doing fuck all. doing a hand over document so my leftover employees dont get completely screwed over but that's about it. not doing any actual work.
>>200156600need this knocked down and a glass cube built in it's place
>>200156624why would i? don't fancy toiling for a berg for a few extra quid, value my freedom (even though i waste it here)next question
>>200156469Religion of peace at it again
>>200156624I make my own hours
Only went and got the kebab pizza didnt I
>>200156624leave
>>200156718
>>200156718looks like a halal snack pack pizza to me
>>200156745LOL
let me fly far away from here
>>200156718just looking at that image gave me diarrhea, not sure how id handle eating it
Easter and Christmas need BANNED
>>200156782*holidaysbe respectful now
>>200156667How much redundancy pay you getting?
>>200156533>he also noted:"Mr Sunak even appears to have done a poo on my desk. I couldn't believe what I was seeing."
>>200156624day off innit
Catberg drinking a beer
beeeeeeeeee
got zogged in greggs lads
>>200156718Bruce having a meltdown at this
bee bit my bottom; now my bottom big
lads lad lads laddie
>>200156820Wtf is that real?
>>200156820chat is this real?
Last day at toil before 10 days off
>>200156848fuck up leaf
>>200156801only 5 weeks, like the legal minimum for how long ive been there, but they're going to pay me for the whole of next month and i don't have to work. so decent enough in the end. factor in outstanding holiday pay and I should be able to neet for a few months comfortably.
>>200156867>>200156867>>200156867
it was a pornography storeI was buying pornography
>>200156667Good redundancy or bad redundancy
this other leaf is making me look bad
>>200156718it lush
>>200156667>>200156875I'm being made redundant next week too. First day "on call" till next Wednesday which is my last official day. Wonder if we work for the same company. I'll be getting July salary, plus a months salary PILON, 3 weeks for 3 years service, and 2 weeks of holiday pay. Enough to live on for 3-4 months while I find work. Luckily have enough savings for another 3-4 months if need be without touching my ISA. Only planning to take off August and i'll be applying to hopefully get something lined up for September. But not getting panicky just yet.
>>200156411those aren't relationships
