una societa, senores-edition
>>200185943sometimes wish i had a gf
>>200185943chat is this real batman and joker
I'm the joker baby!
goddamnit
>>200185943Could this chaotic alliance bring balance, and perhaps even justice, to war-torn Mexico?
>>200185988this was another latam country iirc
Haven't jerked off in a while. Think it might be time.
got like 10 smithing levels from my mithril ore im doing mithril bolts so i will level up slowly for using my bars. but each action has a 15% chance to saev the resources so its maybe best to do something < 5 bars (per platebody), to get more xp. also i need bolts (unf) to abuse staying in combat with an arena mage and making loads of bolts to trigger the AFK warning and get teleported out of the wild if a PKer comes
got 5 more levels since i started using my bars
i know theres another thread but i thought people wanted to use this one .-.
i'm here mousey
>>200186206<3
does n-word pass really exsit in real life?
for eminem
>>200186288really?
we are here btw>>200185961>>200185961>>200185961
mouse you there?
and the very latest on spinny?
>look under your deck>see thiswhat do?
>>200186409hey buddy im here
>namefag orbiters all show up at oncealright ok off to bed bye
>>200188081'ick under 'eck
>>200188081Call a bear guy or something. Maybe throw some food down under there and film him eating. My gramma loves videos like that.
>>200188077its me spinny im here and enjoying life!
>>200185988I think it was in Ecuador
>>200188064Yeah the jannies are more sensitive here than ever
>>200188094>throwing food at a beardont do this
>>200188077she's gone forever
Spinning makes you dizzy, which is fun
For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more.
>>200188077Who?
My political opinion? Total tranny janny death.
>>200188104Why do you hate bears?
cum so fast the previous previous cum is still up
I saw the signAnd it opened up my eyes, I saw the signLife is demanding without understandingI saw the signAnd it opened up my eyes, I saw the signAnd no one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belongBut where do you belong? Oh, oh, ohI saw the sign, and it opened up my mindAnd I am happy now, living without youI've left you, oh, oh, ohI saw the signAnd it opened up my eyes, I saw the signNo one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong
>>200188098Ok I'll be quiet but it's still painful every time it happens to me
me and my femboy friend made out for like 15 minutes straight today and then went and got mcdonalds after LOL
>>200188104I'm not gonna chuck it at him, just down in the corner somewhere. I feed possums the same way it's basically the same thing.
>>200188140THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN. AND IF IT DID HAPPEN HE WAS PROBABLY UGLY SO YOU LOSE FAGGOT
>>200188156That's a nigga in a dog suit
>>200188156
>>200188156>>200188164niggas wilding wearing dog suitswatching tv at home
>>200188178DON'T LOOK /cum/!
the problem with 4chan is that there's too many guys and not enough girls, specially not enough brazilian girls that live near me
>>200188180There's a Japanese nigga who does that frfr
Brother messaged me on Grindr
>>200188162no hes so beautiful and cute when i turned the lights on and looked at him i thought omg hes so pretty how did someone like MEEE just do that with him LOL
>>200188164do you bet that he has a boner
>>200188122>>200188149its to protect the bearthe more a bear associates humans with food, the more encounters it has with humans, increasing the chance of a dangerous encounter, especially as it gets bolder when begging for foodpic maybe related, my webm thumbnails aren't displaying for some reason, so this could be a bear webm but probably not!
>>200188188I think the jannies are also a problem
>>200188188I always wonder how it's possible that 50% of the population is female when everywhere you go feels like a sausage fest.
>>200188188girls don't use the interwebz I think
>>200188199What kind of cat is this?
>>200188199that is a 3-second webm of a woman rubbing a very large canine
>>200188156Nah come get your dog bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rJILu9fF8c
>>200188205Its like India, 99% of women are hiding at home to avoid being raped non-stop
>>200188199Are wolves really that big, or is that chick just a midget?
>>200188199Alright then I guess I'd just call a bear guy :(
It almost seems like a miracle that women exist at all
Dogs can get away with dry humping women whereas I'd be jailed for doing the same thing.
>>200188214lets see what this one is>>200188223i think its a bit of both, and some forced perspective.wolves are huge though
>>200188223wolves are pretty big
YJK
>>200188230Not if you dress like one >>200188215
>>200188195Didn't happen, faggot. You're just fantasizing.>>200188194This happened, fuck. That's gotta suck bro.
>>200188234no way cats can get that big
>>200188244Hes threatening to out me to my parents
>>200188234The government doesn't want you to know that giant cats exist underground
>>200188234I fed my cat real food, and this is how big he got. Most cat owners don't realize the power.
>>200188261TELL THEM FIRST HE WILL LOOK ILKE A LIAR
>>200188273I feel like this except I'm the only other one I can see on the road
>>200188273Based Brazilbro
Im not going down without a fight
I hope America balkanizes unironically
Why aren't you guys just befriending mentally ill women? It'll be like two peas in a podhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHP-1jEAmcA
>>200188295churros
>>200188295I would do this for minimum wage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBEJo18auXE
>>200188309i guess if it happens peacefully then its fine
>>200188311>two peas in a podTwo lunatics in a cell
NEED some friends
>>200188311i'm just shy and anxious, i'm not a schizo rambler
what got deleted
>>200188348Some gross shit.
>>200188348Check the archive newfriend, a questionable webm
>>200188348some sort of tumor filled with pus or whatever being squeezed
>>200188340An old alchemist gave the following consolation to one of his disciples: “No matter how isolated you are and how lonely you feel, if you do your work truly and conscientiously, unknown friends will come and seek you.
>>200188340Ever had one?
>>200188311there's mentally ill (qt autist girl), and then there's mentally ill (bpd woman who will ruin your life), and more of them women are the second
>>200188364its probably an abscess at a butcher shop
got 700 more (blue) gold sink currency this hour from the mages arena c: got 5 apprentice, 3 teachers and 3 masters wands
>>200188383Legitmate female autists are much rarer than male autists
>>200188383and then there's mentally ill(terry davis schizos)
>>200188383That one had schizodfrenia think of the dates you could have
im entering another Mazzy Star phasehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHGHcvJDpaA&pp=ygUQbWF6enkgc3RhciBoYWxhaA%3D%3D
I'm in the process of hiring a photographer to take photos for my dating profile. What photos should I take, /cum/?
I love coffee so fucking much. I've even got a tattoo.
>>200188425Looks like a lightbulb
>>200188420Cock out. Let the bitches now, you gotta learn em.
>>200188437Yeah it kinda does lmao
ooobi doobi scooby
>>200188420bitches are gonna see you in a front of a velvet curtain with nice lighting and a suit and think this nigga trying way to hard and then they're gonna swipe the direction that is the swipe that says no
>>200188357is this a jojo reference?how do these people train their cats to do stuff like that? or like this for that matter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnuoMGAQ8TI
>>200188420Make sure you have a profile shot in there
>>200188425Holy reddit
I never shit. I'm hard. I don't get hard. I don't cum. I can't cum. It hurts when I cum. I'm a mound of fat. I'm getting fatter. I feel like shit. I hit speedbumps and my breasts jiggle. I feel it against my shirt. It's miserable.
I want a proper /cum/
>>200188457No fucking way that's real.
>>200188457this is the antichrist
>>200188501Whats wrong with it?
I was getting home and my girlfriend texted me not to look for her because she left to live with her mom and didn't want to be with me anymore
money is everything
drinking milk
>>200188425you look like a CHEF
>>200188478You ever see that movie where the dude runs over some indian chick and like he gets cursed because of it? He's like getting a BJ and he totally runs down the indian girl, so he gets cursed to become thinner. At first, it's fuckin great. You know? But then he keeps getting thinner, he becomes like a fucking skeleton or some shit. I don't remember any tits in the film.
>>200188527Women are evil
This isn't the /cum/ I thought it would be
had a pro photographer take a headshot for my dating profile!what does /cum/ think?
>>200188514he loves (and does nothing but) to complain
>>200188543it's my fault
>>200188534hell yeah
>>200188545why?
>>200188554Nice! You will pull a lot of bottom beta boys with this picture!
>>200188555I'm your parasite, but I appreciate you
>>200188554fake hair (could only tell because of something only ive seen)
My dream is to one day buy a girl tampons.
>>200188554grim
>>200188576Buy them and give them to a homeless woman
>>200188585it's not him
>>>/sp/142982695funny post
>>200188554Face too shiny, makes him look fatter.
Everything bad in the world is because of me actually.
going to see if i still have the £10 in my coat or if i spent it to get the rest of this months energy drinks and if i have another chance of another scots £5 note to save from this month
>>200188598you look like this?
>>200188569you think he could pull gayson
>>200188598Oh you're the janny
>>200188602This guy loves American cock.
>>200185943As generals go, this one is deader than the deadest mall. Indeed there's something livelier about a jar of pickles that have been inedible since 2009, since at least they still resemble something, anything, oblong.
>the demirurge is posting on /cum/ rnis nothing sacred anymore
>>200188623oblong deez nuts
the news said that they found "dark oxygen" on the ocean floor
George Bush: Wins texas by 2 million votesMitt Romney: Wins texas by 1.5 million votesTrump: Wins Texas by 900,000 votesTrump 2: Wins Texas by 500,000 votesWhy are people so delusional about this? Hispanics want welfare. They're not becoming Texan white people. It's going to fall.
i'm glad we've found where the dark people belong
news said "white oxygen" was found assaulted and robbed a few blocks away
next month when i get my jobseekers allowance payment i will be out of the bank account negatives and will have £60 coming straight out of it because i got £100 for my birthday
>>200188655"Naturally Conservative Latinos" is a desperate meme that many want to believe even though its not happening. Also based politics discusser
>>200188667WE DON'T CARE
>>200188667happy birthday :)
>>200188672sex sex *drools*
your nose so big i'd die asphyxiated if i were in the same room as you
>1 in the morning alreadywtf
>>200188696That'd be from the BDSM, not the schnozz.
im still going to lower the overdraft amount limit slowly and by the same amount ive been doing it at, even though its completed now, just for fun. i think a big part of solvig problems is also enjoying it, and playing with your food a little bit. i think a mistake i have been doing with things is not doing that
>>200188687This is why you are incompatible with good health
its 10 pm right now, and it's called "soda", not pop
my nose is quite big but my septum is deviated so airflow is poor
>>200188706Late night /cum/, except for the CHIcano friends on the west coast
gotta drive mom to work tomorrow gonna be an early morning tomorrow
>>200188726post a pic of your nose
>>200188707what did the Reddit frog have to do with this post
>>200188721>>200188672these things are like monstrous dragons from the point of view of a fish
>>200188731Based filial piety observer
kys
>>200188747
>>200188726But why's everybody always pickin' on me?>Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
>>200188727just because I live on the west coast doesn't mean I'm not white
>>200188731Are you going to stop for some coffee on the drive? Buy her some and wish her a good day at work.
>>200188755Whom?
are those river otters or sea otters
/cum/ is in shambles lately
im not going to get 85 smithing from these gold bars ive got... i needed to smelt some runite bars. and then i had a grandmaster task which needs me to smith some runite bars into platebodies. also it requires that i alch 5x ring of the gods so i need to buy them for 1B total and alch them because the boss that drops them is in the wild and its a 1/543 drop
>>200188767Are you the Cascadia guy?
>>200188777river
>its 10 pm right now, and it's called "soda", not pop
>>200188768I dont drink coffee
>>200188766The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
/cum/? more like /kys/
creatine monohydrate is here.
>>200188787No, Southern California
/cum/? more like /yum/
/semen/
>>200188623STFU, Im playing vidya
>>200188806How does it feel being a minority?
>>200188791I drink things that look like this I like being drunk
>>200188737what are you a nasophiliac? you wanna see my BWN(Big White Nose)?
>>200188815It's fine, Latinos and Asians are cool
most people here are from florida for some strange reason
i need to get a credit card and then take $50 out on it, and pay the interest off each month (it would probably be hte same (0.10% daily) that ive been paying on my arranged overdraft in fees), plus like £0.01 of that £50 or something stilly. but paying off the interest on the £50 debt, to boost my credit score. Warren Buffet said that his advice to his daughter would be to stay away from CCs and to do this (taking $50 otu)
>s*uthern california
>good /int/ related thread up>mods move it to /bant/>meanwhile race bait threads stay up for hourswhy are they like this
>>200188826t. brown
>>200188827Why do you monkeys always state dumb shit so confidently?
I'm off to the backyard to smoke this cannabis cigarette, as it were.
>>200188845Ignore it
>>200188836Jannies are too busy dilating and banning people for mention Trump/Kamala to take down raceb8 threads
sad (unironically)
why do weed smokers have shit colored finger nails?
>>200188633How goes it in the part of Brazil where you live? It's pretty sweet in my part of the US. Wouldn't trade it for the Netherlands, which is pretty close overall. Goethe's neck of the woods in Germany is probably the best place in the world, presently, if you can afford it. There's a documentary about domestic cats in that area which must be one of the most serene ever made.
>>200188890They tend to be black/brown
Why did God make some people black/brown?
>>200188890right sided endocarditis...
>>200188672otner
Coffee #2.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl1vXKvCrDEwere all listening to this
there is no god and if there is they don't know or care about us
>>200188930show pot
why do we have /cum/ but also /dixie/
You guys don't even check quints anymore? Sad day for /cum/
>>200188534enjoy buddy
when are we going to have a /cum/ meet up?
>>200188941Dixie is where Europeans go to larp as Americans, they don't want to do that here for some reason.
There's been a chill between Canadians and Americans lately
just checked my nails because they are so good and was flexing on myself a little bit, then i thought about the second check i that i could do for a certain type of nails because my nails didnt have a sign, and checked my (right hand) thumb, and there is something there
>>200188941Dixie broke off in some sort of drama like 8 years ago. They lasted longer than the real confederacy
>>2001888885 REPEATING NUMBERS
>>200188895it's ok, same as ever, i hardly leave my house but nothings changed, i hate brazilian urban planning and architecture but that's my biggest complain
>>200188957I don't know if you mean that in a good way or a bad way
>>200188967I know exactly how picrel feels, but I hide it behind a stoic face
it will definitely be easy to sit and read whilst being AFK in runescape and i havent been doing it because i had it in my mind that i would still be sitting prostulated to write things down, and i might, and dont have a desk still, but i am still going to just play the game for a bit because i barely went a week without some complete bs happening so im going to do the full month
>>200188534https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0skwHKA-eo
>>200188954I'm down for whenever
>>200188954Only if the janny comes
>>200188954in Phoenix?
>>200188199YJK
>>200188941Because the south is culturally district from the rest of the U.S.
apparently people AFK GWD Bandos on thsi server so ive been grinding the blue currency for the master wand with unlimited catalyst runes for 25K in addition to the other
>>200189009And also illiterate apparently.
Dixie is a good song, but cum is an addiction
>>200189005Three words New York City
Man this /cum/ boring af
>>200189021what about the dixie chicks?
>>200189023I don't wanna drive in that
my /cum/ meet up outfit
>>200188957I can vibe with old stock Anglo Canadians like bros
yesterday an anon said that the southerners put sugar in everything (based), and i want to go there once i perfect a method for extracting the sugar out of Monster energy drinks (thats where all of the Monster flavour is contained), to bake it into cakes or something. it would also be a good guide for GAMERS for them to make cakes, and i will make it as simple as possible for them
/cum/ sperm count: in decline
>>200189035your loss i was willing to let any canadian have sex with me
>>200189023My coach told me that when he went to New York he got sick from the air and all the big buildings made him dizzy, I don't think guys like me are built for the hustle and bustle of the big city.
>>200189056same *drools*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25EubzUEjVM
>>200189044Potassium citrate
poo sheisty
>>200189056As far as I'm concerned, every Canadian hear has a free pass to bounce on my dick for as long as they want.
/cum/ meet-up at the Peace Arch
>>200189067you could also use something else, so long as the pH is 6-7. you could also freeze the water, because then the sugar will come out (some grapes are made this way, when they dont use fungus to do it, to make special champagne)
>>200189037drippycan i get a fit check real quick? don't wanna look gay at the /cum/ meet-up.
>>200189087the /cum/ meet up should be at niagra falls
imagine GMO grapes which make the same type of sugar as Monster energy drinks contain. that invention would be like going to the moon
There could be multiple /cum/ meet-ups, but there will be none
>>200189092not gonna lie lil bro you look a lil zesty
These are good
>>200189087Mrs. Harris tear down this arch
>>200189114Realistically, why would you want to meet people here? Most are not the kinda people you travel across a continent to see
>>200189114it’s probably for the best honestly
i looked up credit card calculators but immediately started thinking about "what if i paid my monthly bills with it) and things like that so i closed the tab. before i had thought about paying off some sort of iterest with a credit card, and then paying off the credit card each month. i just want to boost my credit score. then, the number will go up
>>200189134>blue no
>>200189136She's a Jeetess, she would bring these countries together
>>200189134Any Gatorade that isn't the piss colored one is alright in my book.
my annual """income""" is £ 3500
why would anyone want to meet complete strangers from the internet, it would just be awkward and a waste of time
Utter, vile desperation
>>200189161imagine the sex
but i have lots of disposable income now
probably not a good idea to meet a channer. most of us are broken in some way
We "meet" here in /cum/ every day
>>200189161the fact that YOU are saying this means its probably a great ideaDo the opposite of what incels do to make friends
im with her
>>200189161I met with a complete stranger (female) i met online in Europe
You and me, isn't it great?
I'm willing to meet up with any /cum/bros in the miami dade area
>>200189177Buy me a vidya game Mr. Disposable Income. I'm an empath I can tell you your future.
>>200189190did you have sex?
>>200189190same here, it was a really cool experienceI met her off interpals and we still text on whatsapp every day
this laptop would be perfect for university if i could get in. also i could get into student debt and at 50 y/o or something it gets written off, unless im too old for that
>>200189205Yeah that was kinda the goal for both of us even though neither of us said it beforehand
/cum/ is a no man's land
imagine the Artificial Intelligence that could be created by quantum supercomputers
>>200189195Get a fade bro that haircut is shit. No one in Florida is going to respect something like that
my GWD Bandows setup for AFK: blood barrage, master wand, BIS magic arena cape, BIS spectral shield
>>200189187DO NOT jump off that bridge, dont you dare
>>200189195Unironically the Whitest man in Miami-Dade County
>>200189231>No one in Florida is going to respect something like thatI get more bitches than you do and my bank account is bigger than yours
>>200189225yea i mean, that's a big difference from meeting anonymous strangers from a 4chan board
>>200189195You look like a schizophrenic friend I had.
I'm gonna make my public debut somedayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of-7OHhzfTQ
>>200189239>I get more bitches than you doyour mom does not count
brazilanon is /cum/'s current physical manifestation
Start getting the new ready
>>200189253Oh shit! Floridabro, your response?
*unzips pants*
i cant do it because melatonin is OTC in this country, but: for $0.50 worth of 4chan ads, you could expect from a very conservative estimate, 100 sales, and it should generate more than $0.50 the conservative estimate is taking conversion ratios and applying them to pre-multiplied numbers
someone make the new m busy
>>200189255>brown truecel Definitely
>>200189253>mom jokes go to sleep little kid
If I had just been as funny as I actually am in high school my life could have been way different
I would make a good court jester
because when i took 50 melatnonin 10mg tablets (although it was probably all of that gelatin) and smelled vomit for a bit, i would like to take some more with some mtn dew baja blast, which makes me smell sodium hydroxide from respiratory alkaloidosis
You will never be funny, goshy.
jason
the melatonin was with some energy drink, which is a low pH, so the role of a physiological pH could be observed in this experiment
For legal reasons I can't make the new, someone else do it
>>200189282i think being the funny kid in school means there's something wrong with you
4 out of 10 mexicans hear gun shots frequently
You guys are pathetic
>>200189328The other 6 are already skinned and beheaded
if you make the new you're gay
When will Mexicans learn to use silencers?
>>200189349That's not a problem for like 5 fags in here
theres a bug with the wildy for 24 hours where if you die you might lose all of your stuff and they are working on the bugs for the new raids release instead
New:>>200189369
if you post in the new you're gay
If you don't post in the new you're gay.
>>200189032so right this place blows
>>200188972Where I live, architecture, such as it is, is pretty bland and mediocre, but the infrastructure on the grand or Federal scale is magnificent. The electrical grid around here is amazingly reliable, 70% nuclear powered, 20% wind powered, and 10% natural gas. Population density is low, agriculture automated beyond belief, and the roads so well engineered and maintained that driving them one feels a bit like royalty. As for my opinions about architecture, my favorite building is the John Hancock Center in Chicago. It's something you have to see in person, from a lot of different perspectives, in a lot of different seasons and weather conditions, to appreciate how beautiful it is. It never ever looks bad, and at its best truly astonishing.
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