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i got 85 smithing c:
>>200189369Based edition
ha ha you're gay
american post
murcian post
Do you like Nico?
>>200189398based
>>200189421Seems good
>>200189423We saw it the first time
>>200189423Quintessential Brazilcel post. Big fan personally
Be silent and listen: have you recognized your madness and do you admit it? Have you noticed that all your foundations are completely mired in madness? Do you not want to recognize your madness and welcome it in a friendly manner? You wanted to accept everything. So accept madness too. Let the light of your madness shine, and it will suddenly dawn on you. Madness is not to be despised and not to be feared, but instead you should give it life...If you want to find paths, you should also not spurn madness, since it makes up such a great part of your nature...Be glad that you can recognize it, for you will thus avoid becoming its victim. Madness is a special form of the spirit and clings to all teachings and philosophies, but even more to daily life, since life itself is full of craziness and at bottom utterly illogical. Man strives toward reason only so that he can make rules for himself. Life itself has no rules. That is its mystery and its unknown law. What you call knowledge is an attempt to impose something comprehensible on life.
>>200189439i need it in both threads for archival purposes
>>200189439Well look at it again
If you do something crazy everyday, you'll stay alive
>>200189474Latinos live by this
>>200189490I love this guy
why is this bottle of pills so pretty
>>200189490
>>200189499the demiurge or SPURDO :DDD
>rainbow LED lights in your roomFoid
>>200189500because of the bisexual lighting being reflected off of it
just replace the damn battery and it won't beep at night
>>200189513same ding fren :DDDDgib nuk to binland
>>200189369LOL
>>200189532Sup fk?
>>200189523Rainbow LED's will make you gay.
>>200189524lmfao
entering dead cum graveyard hours
>He has zoomer tiktok bisexual lighting in his room>He doesn't bake under bright white flourescents shitting on his circadian rythem
psychicbros wy@
>>200189577Because it's bedtime for you
>>200189588should be around 12 and over for most cummers
>>200189500its your reflection :3
>>200189609Most /cum/mers don't matter, but you do
>>200188420if the photographer doesnt know what pictures to take of you, you're wasting your money
>>200189623are you flirting with me?
>>200189577Ghoul hours
>>200189630I'm flattering youThere's a difference
The humiliating act of approaching an old friend and wondering aloud if you're still friends
>>200189605How did this guy fail to kill point blank?
>>200189647Huehues are more fun than dangerous, not like Mexicans
>>200189583Here
>>200189647he might have got a shot or 2 two in before being hit in the jugular
What is your opinion on Andy Warhol
>>200189577im here now >>200189616thanks darling
>>200189647i mean he obviously did, you can see a trail of blood from the guard too but he might have survived
>>200189605@30 seconds there is bundas
>>200189605lmao
>>200189685Overrated but I feel like he was trolling. Nigga made an 8 hour "movie" that was just a camera recording the empire state building and critics acted like it was great
>>200189685I only know him from a video of him eating a Whopper. I guess somebody shot him at some point.
Thoughts on Kino's Journey?
>>200189694You cannot svffer in Brazil
>>200189605Wish I knew the full story to thisThe guard does get shot, but I hope he survived
>>200189700Yeah just imagine the JANNY next morning having to clean that up (gets paid at least)
>>200189720I used to be incredibly attracted to girls who dress as boys. I don't really feel that strongly about it anymore.
>>200189747:)
i do big burbs after drinking soder
Played piano for 3.5 hours today. Made sourdough pretzel bites too.
has /cum/ finally calmed down?
>>200189740just looked it up and it says he got shot in the arm and got taken to the hospital but no mention of him surviving or not
>>200189783What if we called it popper instead?
the /cum/ before the storm
>>200189783same that was me earlier
I think Spain will be my next travel destination
>>200189685didn't he make a porno?
>>200189805Death to the jannies
Where we /cum/ one, we /cum/ all
>>200189826Where in Spain?
>>200189789glad you ended up making pretzels like you said and not just the a loaf
>>200189862American otters = cuteCanadian otters = cuteBrazilian otters = great personalities
>>200189862the one in the back looks very serious about protecting what is presumably his wife in the front
>>200189852Idk yet it's hugeGonna be hard to plan, but I think it will be very fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtK-QCiD-FE
>>200189880
any qt otters itt?
no
What would you do in this situation?
>>200189880>>200189884me and my /cum/ frens
>>200189880American otters = cuteCanadian otters = cuteBrazilian otters = hardass niggas
>>200189886I recommend visiting Asturias.Very scenic place.
>>200189915Is this a Brazilian otter?
>>200189886Seville and Cadiz are great. But you really can't go wrong anywhere. Spaniards really are kinda cunty though so be prepared for that
>>200189915>>200189891he’s handsome leave him alone
>>200189577>graveyard hours>52 new posts>this post: 20 mins agoWe're still going stronk lads.
What you need to understand about the Mr. Beast crew is that they're from Pitt county which is an absolute shithole, easily least safe college campus on the eastern seaboard. You'd rather send your daughter to Temple. They are hicks and they did bad stuff because they were and are retarded hicks. It just turns out that Jimmy was Milo Minderbinder from Catch-22
>>200189931yes
>>200189921I will admit they are real niggas fighting caimans and jaguars
>>200189920me on the far left>>200189893see above
Strong with a bunch of shit
this game is fucking DOPE, brosthis is what banjo kazooie should have been
>>200189919Question how they got a gorilla in space.
>>200189941My "kill all jannies" philosophy really keeps the thread going
>>200189919what can you do i don’t think they bring tranquilizer guns to space
I'm entering the sleep zone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xW4D9zpfUc
>>200189948Does Mr.Beast have Lovecraftian origins?
Sleep then, and may you have the night and dreams you deserve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a56T2llZf_k
Lunar is my favorite JRPG behind Dragon Quest 2.
>>200189991me in the middle (i woke up from a nap and have had no caffeine or nicotine yet)
>>200189987goodnight
What if I woke up, and /cum/ was gone? What if I never got to talk to /cum/ ever again?
>>200190018crochet possum
Saw an opossum right outside my window traversing the fence the other night
>>200190028/cum/ is timeless
If I discuss politics, would it kill you?
>>200190028/cum/ will always live within your heart.
>>200190032crotchet otter>>200190035was he qt?
>>200190051Yes he was cute, but he's devious, they eat the fruit from our fruit tree
>>200190035i saw one in a tree a few days ago
>>200190028A distinct possibility with gookmoot in charge. You know any backup chans?
>>200190045it would be extremely painful. for you.
>>200190045For you
>>200190028i got various side hustles across all of 4chan
>>200190062read between the lines
>>200190028I find the internet to be quite stale without a /cum/ tab to frequently tab back to
>>200190051do you have the crochet pattern for that otter ? i quite like him
>>200190056Honestly? No
>>200190083Is it real nigga hours yet?
>>200190083https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/sea-otter-7
>>200190076if 4chan was over then i'll be fucked thought when i'm banned i just do my own thing and dont miss it that much
https://vocaroo.com/1hBesElFM9tj
>>200190090Well then RIP in peace /cum/ I guess...
>>200189857Yeah pretzels are fun. Instead of tying and twisting them I chopped them up before cooking to make little bites. Easier to share or bring to a party.
>>200190105What do you normally get banned for?
>>200190095thank you buddy >>200190122i need some soft pretzels soon those were one of my favorites growing up.
This place won't go away, it'll just get worse
>>200189605>guard trips and falls>loses his gun>his belt falls offAll that's missing is his pants falling down and this is vaudeville.
>>200190132politics a couple of days ago, before that was a 30 day for making a thread saying "KILL *****RS"
>>200190051cute
>>200190149>more jeets>much worseKinda like the rest of the world
>>200190156Snakes are so cool.
>>200190156qt snek
>>200190156why does him think he’s jewelry
>>200190149This has been brought up before but it's interesting to think of the internet in terms of decades, or even centuries, since it could last that long.Like what's YouTube's 40th anniversary going to be like
>>200190171Who are the opposites to jeets?
>>200189369>Why dey ceiling birds chirping?
>>200190154He did get shot in the ass or leg. He's lucky the robber only had a few bullets in his revolver
>>200190182It's nauseating to me
>>200190196It makes me nervous too
>>200190183Idk Japanese? They seem clean, if it wasn't for FK I'd never see one of them shit
So I've heard that you cup your asshole with a hand when you fart so you can smell your hand, Anon. What's that all about?
>>200190172How could snakes be cool? They're like the least cool animal. I mean really, they don't even have legs or arms or anything. You know what's a cool animal? An octopus. >They're smart>They can change color and texture and behavior to fool predators and prey>They can squeeze into stuff and escape- a mimic octopus is basically impossible to keep in a zoo>They fuck asian and anime women>They taste good >They look cool and have a very unique shape
/cum/ will be judged as a whole.
>>200190218It's a good community
>>200190166Yes its quite sad we can't say niggers (in context ofc) or discuss politics even obliquely on 4channel. What is this 1984?
>>200190207they love their momma so much
>>200190221Keep your silver tongue still, devil
>>200190182>what's YouTube's 40th anniversary going to be likeit will probably be the same but with a lot more "features" no one asked for
I'll be judgin your holehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1Tp6E5Yos8
What we're really scared of is the absolute FACT that the internet worked exactly as intended and everyone reached new heights of satisfaction and personal fulfillment
This but with /int/
/cum/ isn't perfect, and thus it cannot prosper.
>>200190278https://youtu.be/2QU-Kf7ZIYI?si=t077W2TtUkJj2zha
Canadians be burning down Jasper wtf guys come on
Thread themehttps://youtu.be/lCeebWgjrrU?si=fpUy2XWAd0XR9Edk
>>200190300I did it to make that reddit leaf seethe
I communicate with /cum/ through telepathy.
no you don't
>>200190323Alright what am I thinking right now?
>>200190323what am i thinking right now then
>>200190345You're thirsty
all he ever fucking does is complain
>>200190303Sorry anon I've been listening to it and honestly it's pretty fucking shit I mean it's okay guitar playing or whatever, maybe it's even pretty good. It probably is pretty good, but still boring as fuck sorry and it has no real theme so it's just lame.
>>200190353Wow not even close. Fuck them jannies would have been more accurate
You're all thirsty
And you're breathing manually
I'm a criminal mind thirsty for recognitionI'm sippin' E&J, got my mind flippin'
>>200190375just me
new porter album was pretty good
This nigga trying pavlovian suggestion
>>200190375i just drank a tea so you’re wrong
you vill goon
catberg waiting for me to lift the blanket so she can get in
goodnight
Just want to SLEEP IN ON MY FRIDAY OFF but the fucking gardener is addicted to mowing and CANNOT STOP FUCKING GOING AT THE LAWN FROM 7AM
drank one shot of vodka
Look outside your window
>>200190430post kot
>>200190435good night >>200190430quit being a tease and let her in
>>200190345>>200190351He means semen
I don't control /cum/, /cum/ controls me
where do you go in ico after the front gates close
I can't control my cumAnd cum they can't control me
https://youtu.be/6oLkpQ85LOE?si=Q78TrcFPm4wBpf0J
catberg 1 likes to be over, catberg 2 likes to be under
What if all the outsider flags had to pass an official /cum/ vote to be allowed to post here?
>>200190495get all the cups out of your room rinse them and put them in the dishwasher
>>200189685he was a miserable little meek faggot. just like woody allen
>>200190573Why don't you like Tim Allen
>>200190566no cups in my roomdont have a dishwasher
>>200190628ok mister then get all your dirty clothes put them in the hamper and wash them in the washer
>>200190589who?
>>200190653I can't /cum/plain from the laundromat
>>200190664ive never been to a coin laundry place but i like the aesthetic
>>200190654Jim Allen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b482AVrSGoc
Prof. Jordan Peterson will teach me how to not be socially anxious
>>200190760Are you farther or closer to the Ocean than the average Brazilian?
>>200190760He's weird I agree that everyone should clean their room though
this game is so ridiculously good
>>200190801The last time I watched Rugrats was 18 years ago
>>200190801i can play the rugrats theme on the piano you can say im something of a virtuoso
>>200190801
Almost everyone sleeps
>>200190781i dont know, farther i think
>>200190833How many people live within this circle?
>>200190823wdym almost everyone
>>200190844you're asking too much of me, just in my city is around 150k, that circle is a rough estimate of where i am which is botucatu
>>200190816that’s pretty cool i gave up on piano when i was like 8 years old
>>200190871I could offer you something in exchange
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gocgg7Ygkaw
>>200190897he doesn't want your bussy, faggot
>>200190897what are you talking about
>>200190905Do you want my bussy, viado?
>>200190943fuck off bro i'm not gay
>>200190760Every time I listen to him I feel as though he's a pseudo-intellectual.
/sci/ is actually such a trash boardIt's difficult to discuss actual science there
>That huge overweight autistic guy who's overly social and never wears deodorant
>>200190970i think that's exactly what he is, who else would feel the need to talk about a "chaos dragon" or the "belly of the beast"
>>200190993Commonly scene at cons
>/sci/ is actually such a trash boardIt's difficult to discuss actual science there
NOOOOOOOOOO
>>200190993A Chad makes himself known through all five senses.
>socially anxious people can usually talk well when it's one on onepeterson dawg you lost me there
>>200191039Its true for me, hes talking to me give me a link to the video
>that underweight wannabe normalfag guy who's awkward and always wears deodorant
>>200191024lmfao
>>200191082https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NQGQImrpx4
>>200191039I lost my social anxiety as I got older.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYCU4blbJ-A
>>200191127i didnt though i dont know if i'm socially anxious or just shy, people can obviously tell i'm shy
It's normal to feel anxious
should i replay duelist of the roses
https://x.com/AesPolitics1/status/1816175370535587977She says it looks like a scene from Wall-Ebut also that one postabout how america has one singular goal of keep fat black negroes alive
I'm a chubby dadbod chad
It's normal to cry
It's normal to be worthless
>>200191288it makes you feel better and releases happy endorphins people that bottle it up are stupid
i'm basically darth vader
>>200191288not really, unless you're a woman. alsonever cry in front of a woman, it gives them the "ick" and they'll dump you.
Anyone have that webm of a guy picking up a manlet at a bar and moving him out of the way so he can order a drink?
anyone have that webm of that man camp or whatever it was and it's a bunch of dudes hugging each other in a pool crying
>>200191370low effort incel post
>Now I don't mind whether you're more of an Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve guy but you gotta know that them folks around here they don't be taking to any of that gay stuff lightly so whatever rocks your boat better keep it to yourself
he just didn't, remember that
>>200191464fags would do well to remember that, people would hate them less
i jerk off to femboys and traps but i'm completely straight
i wonder what are the chances of you being molested in a morgue after you're dead
Femboys and traps don't exist
>>200191511you're just a porn addict prison gay
Barnaby Jones starts in 22 minutes
you're the sun in my morning babe
Goodnight.
/cum/ eclipse
Masturbating is just gay sex with yourself
>>200191622good night
What's this on my foot?It doesn't come off when scratched.Is it a scab?
>>200191684That's my house
>>200191642>meanwhile Americans can't even have a beer until they've existed for TWENTY ONE YEARS on this planet.
>>200191642how does a child smoke up to 50 cigarettes without getting sick ? when i had my first cigarette i threw up and got nicotine sick
>>200191684Looks like a broken scab to me.
look
>Now look, there ain't nothing wrong with any of that asshole fun, personally I been a pooper trooper myself when I been serving my sentence for raping Maureen in the Locado Hills County Prison. They put me in a cell with a darkie, went by the name of Cleetus. One time when we were showering I caught a sight of his weener and God help me if I am racist but that was a darn pretty thing. He showed me all the sweet spots dudes have in the bum and sometimes we'd take turns and he'd let me screw him in his poophole
>>200191684how does it feel is it sharp and irregular or is it rounded and smooth
It's important to respect other cultures, don't you agree?
>>200191715god bless calico kitties i love her what’s her name
>>200191693
>>200191751All cultures are rich, vibrant, and enriching. Except the West.
>>200191759i dont know, there's 2, one is named nina the other is nani, never bothered to learn which is which
When was the last time you said the word "myriad"
horse
>>200191751i am not racist but the behavior of indian men is disgusting and barbaricif they go to live in other countries they need to be reminded forcefully that we don’t do that here
>>200191789are they sisters ? you should try to find a way to differentiate them
>>200191875Maybe they should just stay in India thoughever, that would fix it
horse penis
>>200191905yea, the other is directly beneath her under the blanket, i've never bothered also because it's not like names matter for cats but yea i can never remember it
>>200191852right now when i said it out loud
>>200191852>Look at that smartass, using all that fancy vocabulary like "myraiad" or whatnot. Hey Mr. Fancypants, our words no good for you, eh? Well guess what - I don't give a damn. I be usin the same words my pops was usin and my gramps was usin and his gramps was usin and I won't let any city dweller tell me what to do
kween venti doesn't miss
>>200191974based word traditionalist. linguistically conservative
>>200191974a for effort honestly
sat in the wildy AFK and died. deserved honestly
>>200191954names do matter for cats you can call one and not the other, they are 2 different cats they have 2 different personalities
got my stuff back because he couldnt pick it up
>>200192151keep us posted
>>200192155not playing anymore for a bit now because im scared
>>200191994
90% of the people that kill you dont even pick up your items. i dont go back to pick them up because they might kill me again though
>>200192168is this guy that one guy that posts here?
>>200192165>>200192197I don't actually understand, are you playing tarkov or something
>>200191994>>200192168Right wing women will never not be funny. You're a fucking weakling that can be destroyed with one slap in the face and you're extolling a system based on force, dominance and justifyiny subjugation. You have literally no notion of how miserable your life would become if right wing took power. Right wing women are almost as funny as right wing Poles or conservative niggers
>>200191852I used to use it occasionally when I was younger, but I now find it to usually be a part of midwit pseudointellectual vocabulary; people using it to show off, as though that were impressive
>>200192229no but that game looks fun and hopefully i can play it one day
>>200192237based
we got lots of twitter famous posts, first urkel, now this guy
urkel
>>200192281>>200192281>>200192281
>>200192243So what game are you talking about bud
>>200192237100% of conservative niggers do it for conservative white pussy (which they get a shitload of)
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