"stallion-at-arms" edition>>201299939previous
>>201304895chat is this real
there should be different types of distress beacons for spaceships, the "we need help" kind and the "don't come here retards there's fucked up alien shit here" kind
>>201304909aren't you supposed to pair the text with the /brit/ meme
i liked canada's better but, rules is rules
>>201304906new apex predator just dropped
>>201304953https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb4sNsMHVPA
>>201304955we can recycle it later i feel bad when this happens
>>201304952In the original movie the android knew the difference and Ripley also figured it out but well, y'know
I disrespect the antichrist
>>201304975it's a stupid trope
OHHHHTHERHYTHM OF MY HEARTIS BEATING LIKE A DRUMTHE WORDS I LOVEARE ROLLIN OFF MY TONGUENOOOOOONEVER WILL I ROAMFOR I KNOW MY PRECIOUS HOME
>>201304978waiting for this to be added to the hate list by the SPLC and such
>>201304895scamala and china waltz
>>201304993
>>201304970don't feel bad, quickdraw. like you said, we'll use it.
I shit on Christianity, shart on Islam, fart on Buddhism, cum on Judaism
>>201304983Do NOT watch Star Trek then
Business idea:Kenny vs Spinny
>>201305044another win to Gnosticism
>>201305044>no mention of HinduismHmm...
>>201305059know deez nuts
>>201305068Literally who?
>>201304774I'm 5'7, unfortunately.>inb4 someone says that isn't shortMost men are taller than me. I am short.I'm done talking about it though I don't want to pollute the thread with doomposting about my appearance
>>201305053BASED
Internet is down, it's so fucking over
>>201305053I'd rather not have sex with them
>>201305130Imagine the smell
Just feel asleep for two hours which means I won't be able to sleep at a normal time tonight fug
The worst part of work is benign, meaningless conversations and small talk
>>201305049one of my all time favorite shows thank you canada
>>201305144Yeah I couldn’t resist the siren song of an afternoon siesta
>>201305125how are you posting then >>201305144i do this all the time and my secret to get to bed is tranquilizers
>>201305153So… did you hear the weather forecast for this weekend?
Baby ass zooms in here taking naptime lol.
>go get goyslop pizza>order my shit>go outside to walk and wait >walk for not more than 20 secs> i see a blue lambo parked by the sidewalk>im like wtffff>walk back to the store>see 2 guys coming out the bar >i guess its their lambo>some guy glazing super hard asking them questions>he tells him he's a relater and sells bunch of houseskek
>>201305153Covid seems to have killed it now but did you ever work in a place that fell for the communal seating meme? Imagine an inane 8 hour long conversation every day
>>201305166Hot and shit as always
>>201305196That's a wonderful story and you tell it beautifully
>>201305162I don't have tranquilizers and that sounds unhealthy
>>201305200nightmare scenario
>>201305210I’m reporting you to HR
>>201305200Thankfully no
Have you ever been so capable at self-skepticism that you end up convincing yourself of being incapable of doing anything ?I mean....Doesn't that inherently prove that I am pretty capable of AT LEAST being self-skeptical ?So, this whole mental loop is fundamentally flawed and self-defeating.Thus, if you ever find yourself doubting yourself and your capabilities, just remember your exceptional capability to self doubt and how powerful it is.You can redirect all that power into something more useful and harness its primordial energy.Thanks for following my blogpost.
>>201305211https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz7Cn3pHibo
>>201305196Exotic cars bring out something weird in a lot people, like you'd never kiss a dude's ass for his house or something but men will act very cringey towards expensive cars
>>201305214im half joking, one of my nighttime pills has mild sedative effects but it’s not a tranquilizer
I like to maintain the status quo in my free time
>>201305200I nearly had to deal with something like that. I was working with a team assigned to a retarded longhouse communal area, but as the most junior member of the team, they’d just run out of spots when I showed up, and I was “forced” (it was awesome) to use a private cubicle in some other corner of the big office instead
>>201305248Are you another vpnfag?
>>201305153>Hey how are you?>Any plans for today?>if yes, activity: that sounds awesome! I've always wanted to try [activity], but I'm usually too busy/other fake excuse>if yes, cooking: that sounds delicious! I've always wanted to try [dish]! You'll have to teach me the recipe one day!>if no: that sounds like my kind of day! No plans are my favorite kind of plans!I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate working with fucking people who think I give a shit. I'm being cordial so you promote me and give me more fucking money.
>>201305248thanks for the pep talk although i disagree with it's premise and i'm not sure why you posted it here of all places you georgian ass nigga
>>201305261The quality of food from one’s own food garden is unparalleled. You literally can’t buy it. MAYBE if you live in Japan and can pay insane sums for those “perfect” fruit/veg that they do
>>201305248this is related to Dunning-Kruger effect btw
>>201305287
>>201305248hmm thanks i guess
>>201305261the real trick is realizing how little food energy you need throughout the day.>bones rattle as a shuffle back off to my master's crypt
The fit when I'm trappin in Israel
>>201305315
Southern nightsHave you ever felt a Southern night?Free as a breezeNot to mention the treesWhistlin' tunes that you know and love so
>>201305328Damn this fit Is RAEL YO!
The closest I’ve ever been to the South is New York, Colorado, and Cuba. I don’t have a problem with it, but I’ve never had occasion to go.
>>201305328is the red and black for communism (j*wish)?
>>201305328he looks like a steak that’s seared on only one side
Haplogroup I1 reporting in, any other Haplo-autists in /cum/?
>>201305329That fat fuck was lying. He had to be snacking to maintain that fizeek
>>20130535799% of the south is shit for tourism but nice to stay a while.
>>201305360He previously wore a similar-looking blue and red suit that was supposed to be symbolic of heaven and hell, with flames and sky patterned fabric sewn into the lining inside. Idk what this one is supposed to be, but he seems to be into occult dualist shit, so it’s probably more of that.
There is no bottom of the endless depths of my sorrow
>>201305372>not being R1b
>>201305372Would a red haired green eyed sicilian belong to this haplogroup?I know nothing about it
>>201305273dude, I'm from Savannah>>201305287euro threads haven't woken up yet
>>201305415Not him, but no. Sicilians are predominantly J2a, which is mainly associated with MENA. If you’re red haired and green eyed, you might be from wildcard invader stock, such as the Norman invasions of Sicily, which would be R1b
>>201305372I'm Norwegian so perhaps
>>201305405I was shocked, saddened, and disillusioned when I wasn't an R1b chad, especially considering my ancestry. A Viking raped my ancestors or something>>201305415it's unlikely but it is possible due to the Normans. But we're talking like a 5 to 15% chance versus 85 to 95% chance of another haplogroup
>>201305438i have dirty blonde hair and blue eyes what am i
>>201305438I guess the Normans could also be I1, but it’s not the dominant haplogroup among them
>>201305396based janny disrespector
I'm gonna have to raw dog sleep today, no rain noise no nothing
>>201305412*intellectually suplexes the entire table*
>>201305452Women don’t have Y-DNA, so you don’t have a Y-haplogroup. I can guess your dad’s if you briefly describe his ancestry
>>201305445have you visited Norge yet?
>>201305466
the bullying of mr vance for all of the phenotypes that i have has reaffirmed the belief that i would never make it in public office.
>>201305468do you have a fan that makes a little noise or something
slowly but surely I'm making my way towards 100%
>>201305438>>201305450>>201305455Interesting thanks. Still not sure what haplogroup really means though lol
>>201305471how is he so smart and jacked
>>201305500and he's never lost a debate! what are the odds
>>201305481i know that my dads side is british and they’ve been here a long time
>>201305481That said, women do have mtDNA haplogroups thoughever. They’re just different groups entirely
>>201305507and he has fucked hundreds of women
>>201305497>haplogroupbasically something in your DNA that can identify your common ancestors. For men it's much more useful because the Y Chromosome is recessive.
Why do my mom and grandma call me handsome when I'm not?All it does is make feel like shit since no one is ever attracted to me
I still don't understand stand haplogroup autism or what being rh+/- has to do with anything, and I kinda don't care. I never get sick , have a good hairline and grow a nice beard so why should I care about arbitrary letters on a blood test
>>201305535because they want your fat throbbing cock
>>201305535my mom and auntie always tells me i have nice hands
>>201305511He’s very likely to be R1b, unless his family is from some of the areas that received some Norse admixture, in which case it could be the I1 haplogroup posted earlier. I do have some Norse-British blood myself, but it’s on my mother’s side, so I’m R1b
>>201305535because you are handsome, a lot of girls are attracted to you but they don't show it because they're intimidated
>>201305544made me laugh
>>201305485he could've have been a 6'3 jacked giga chad and they still would have made fun of him. Everyone is pretending they always hated him too, it's to be expected as a politician.
>>201305561This is massive cope, women approach men that they are attracted to. I do not get approached.
>>201305573>6'3 jacked giga chadktim
>>201305573no we wouldn't. he's a literal neck beard redditor
>>201305483No, but I shall one day. I already live in the mountains, so that part is less interesting but it will be interesting to see.
>>201305580Shouldn't that make you like him more, since you can relate so well to that?
>>201305602why would i want to vote for a fat loser
Post your face
>>201305620Sorry you missed it
>>201305535they genuinely believe you are handsome they aren’t trying to gas you up or anything
>>201305548HANDsome? LOL
>>201305553how is there a dark splotch in africa? english people and africans look nothing alike
Gamers.... it's time.
im back
>>201305620frick off CIA
>>201305620
>>201305412This whole politics side of the internet made me watch beastars because it's at least an honest allegory for races in our world. I just wish it wasn't furry even though it wasnt meant to be.
>>201305650https://youtu.be/HCSpIY1WIYU?si=EEVjpOxz1rrxfsT6
>>201305580>social media and legacy media would have totally respected a Republican VP if he wasn't so WEIRDnigga it's not 1948, never gonna happen
>>201305678Would going to the gym have saved him?
>>201305678elliots grip lookin sussy right herealso qamn iphones used to be microscopic
>>201305691mike pence is a hero
>>201305649That's not how Y Haplogroups work
>>201305658welcome back what were ya doin
drinkin pickle juice
>>201302879UPDATE: jannoids appear to be sleeping
>>201305718Elec-tro-lyte dyn-o-mite
should I go to karaoke night at the bar again or wait until tomorrow to buy a 4pk of the same beer I get for much cheaper
>>201305705oh alright, i don't know anything about it. i just figured it was a race thing>>201305718this guy will never get a cramp
>>201305720Quick! Post your cock
>>201305713not much. was talking to family
>>201305724https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBUw-irQOLE
>>201305727did you have fun last time?
Less than 15 minutes till the biscuits are done
>>201305750what kind of biscuits?
>>201305742Damn… you couldn’t make family guy today, what with all the woke
>>201305767they're still making family guy though
Grandad mentioned in a conversation how he changed out of his uniform in the plane bathroom on the way home from Vietnam. It struck me how different it must have been from the soldiers returning home from WW2 in their uniforms as heroes. I understand why it was completely different of course, but it still made me a little sad
>>2013057502 batches of biscuits in one week?!
>>201305746yes
>>201305774Poppycock
>>201305784well karaoke sounds a lot more fun than drinking beer at home even if it's cheaper
>>201305759Buttermilk>>201305780Yeah buttermilk has a short shelf life. I'm putting them in the freezer.
>>201305777>government forces you to go kill slants>you go>hippies spit on you at the airportTotal hippy death
>>201305798do you ever cut them in half, butter them, and put eggs and bacon on them for a delicious breakfast sandwich?
>>201305767https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWdik29MTrE
>>201305649That’s a pretty interesting question. First, bear in mind that Y-haplogroups are essentially about grouping people together by their Y-chromosome. Y-chromosomes are passed directly from father to son, with no contribution from the mother’s DNA, so the only way it can change is mutation. Y-haplogroups are grouping people together by them having the same Y-chromosome, going back to the common ancestor in whom the mutation occurred. It has nothing to do with looks, per se.How that cluster around the country of Chad occurred is a contentious topic. These haplogroups are ancient, so it’s speculation about migrations of people that occurred tens of thousands of years ago in prehistory.1/2
>>201305777>not a soldier, just a vacationer with a boot cut and dead eyes coming back from a no go zone The worst part is the retarded protestors probably didn't even look twice. They should've killed their local law enforcement chiefs and congressman if they were so against the war and draft
white women are so beautiful its unfair
>>201305777it isn't talked about that most of the hippies were in the collegiate/academic class, while a lot of the people serving in the war were poor. a lot of classism going on from the so called "humanists" i love the 60s and hippy culture but it wasn't this clean black and white narrative of peace and love like is told now>>201305798from scratch? that's awesome
>>201305826For context, the broader R haplogroup (Indo-Europeans, or Aryans) originated around modern Ukraine. R1a became Eastern Europeans, and R1b became Western Europeans. Although this is disputed, the theory I find most compelling is that R1b did not simply march West to Western Europe from Ukraine. Rather, there’s a fair bit of evidence pointing to the notion that R1b went south through the Caucasus, travelled through the Middle East, west through North Africa, became dominant in Spain, and then branched out into France and the British Isles etc from Spain. In order words, they did a big loop around the Mediterranean.This passage around the Med occurred during the Green Sahara period, during which it was much more hospitable than today. It is theorized that a subset of this R1b migration from east to west along the North African coast split off the main group around Libya, and decided to travel south into Africa instead, eventually stopping around Chad.2/2
whats your current desktop background?
>>201305855
>>201305855Default windows 7 because I'm not a ricer
This bangs.
>>201305615But I'm not voting for tampon tim?
>>201305816I haven't had them with eggs and bacon yet. Maybe this weekend
>>201304909https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16YnOUnbE6s
>>201305835
>>201305855My other pc has a lame wallpaper but pretty alright screensaver slideshow of my goals
>>201305855The album cover art from the album Little Hell by City and Colour.
>>201305855lavender
>>201305927Why do you have youtube on your desktopSo many other questions and comments but I'll be civil
>>201305871
>>201305826>>201305847A map of one of the speculated migration route
i think it's time for me to hyperfixate on a new hobby, spend 2 weeks consuming nothing but media revolving around that topic, and then abandoning it once i get bored.
>>201305958So he can type "naked people" in the youtube search bar faster
i give up entirely on trying to make improvements in my life. i am content to be a neet slob that does nothing. i will not bust my hump in desperate enterprises for the appreciation of others. others can get bent I'M A WASTREL AND I'M PROUD!!
>>201305972*routes
>>201305978>WASTRELnew word!
>mfw seeing some of these desktops
>>201305973at least if youre only consuming media you're not losing a bunch of money on sewing machines or welding equipment or random car parts sitting in your trunk. But once you have it you dont need to buy it again
Total American Cultural victory
>>201305927Looks like Rothko dropped acid
>>201306003why even wear a hijab then whore
>>201305803>>201305834>>201305843Also told me how the first Christmas back, he was downtown with a friend who was also in the army. They walked past some people chanting "while you're shopping, bombs are dropping!" In his words, "we could only laugh, because we knew better than anyone how pointless the war was"
>>201305987GNU is not gay
>>201305972so they just made a big loop around two continents on accident, over the course of thousands of years and some of them ended up where they started?
>>201306015most of them don't want to
https://youtu.be/3Y0-nM1Es2I?si=7CplRQwyOYA7MdM0
>>201306003That just looks like Iranian (Shia?) hijab style, as opposed to the more strict no-hair Arab/Sunni hijab style. Not sure if this is a national or sectarian divide, so I’m saying both
>>201305987what would a stallman-approved desktop look like? my first guess would simply be a blank color.
>>201306030did you already post that here? or am i cultured
>>201306030wow
>>201306026then dont wear one
>>201304895I'm out of beer wtf do I do
>>201306049I might have posted it here when I found it like a year ago
>they ain't gonna bitewhat did she mean by this?
>>201306058call your mom and tell her you love her
>>201306015Umm sweaty, she has more rights than Western women
>>201306040probably so, like teal or something
>>201306052they’ll get harassed, arrested or worse
this is all i need to know about islam backward ideology that belongs in the stone ages . this is my one ‘chud’ opinion i guess
Saarbros...
>>201304895horse
>>201306093>muslims think that the tailor-made sexslave angels in heaven (male & female btw) will be so much more attractive than your Earthly wife that you will totally forget about herSeems like Chuds might appreciate Mahometanism
>>201306093idk why Chuds aren't Islamist. They hate gays and women, its a perfect fit!Daily reminder that, according to official Islamic scripture, the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) married Aisha when she was 6 years old, and "consummated the marriage" (raped her) when she turned 9!He also got rich by being a bandit and ransacking and killing traveling caravans.
>>201306093Mahometism is THE chud religion
>>201306122Well Andrew tate did convert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hADbIRYqih8
>>201306122because its a stupid religion. pray 5 times a day, entertainment bad, all of your energy should be saved for allah.
>>201305855fireblu. i put it as a placeholder, but a friend went, "what the fuck?" when he was using it, and it made me laugh, so i've left it in the import settings ever since.
>>201306093thought you couldnt sing there anyway the speakerphone "singing" being reading, and that of the quran, so really they are just banning one thing twice, and only one of those things being what has already been banned. also women got a lot of things out of the taliban occupation, anyway. only that they cant read their bible over the speakphones
>>201306135he's a pornographer so just a lib who doesn't kowtow to western feminized libtardation
women got jobs under the taliban regime once the US stopped bombing them. suicide bombing
if you travel to somewhere like Egypt you have to deal with a man shouting prayers in Arabic over loudspeakers that can be heard across the entire city, multiple times a day, every day
I’ve always found the Muhammadan concept of heaven to be distastefully focused on hedonism, betraying that the author possessed what Plato’s tripartite theory of soul would characterize as that of a commoner, as opposed to that of a warrior or philosopher.
>>201306122disgustingit's the perfect scam, enslave women and girls and wrap it under the guise of religion
>>201306149>the west are the REAL nazis>the democrats are the REAL racistssuch a terrible & brainlet way to argue
can we please talk about something other than brown pipo for once
>>201306173not by women thankfully
>>201306155>>201306171go back
>>201306183how about homos or trannies
>>201306183yeah
>>201306185go back to THIS *spreads cheeks*
I LOVE WEED HAHA BLAZE IT 420 BRO SMOKE WEED GET HIGH HAHA I'M SO HIGH BRO HAHAHAHA \m/
>>201306190perfect
>>201306175Islam is exactly what you would expect of a religion if some random bandit leader turned nomadic-style conqueror started it
trannies are fine if they're hot
>>201306181i don't think that was his point
by the way i use Windows 11, copilot, Microsoft Bing windows updates Game Bar vb .NET
>>201306183how about brown women?
https://skribbl.io/?qeCFLLX8
>>201306181ANTIFA are the REAL Nazis commounists are actually WORSE than Nazis
>>201306217if you enjoy it then good for u i'm happy for you
just jerked it to tranny joi. we came together btw
>>201306229HORSEHOUSE HORSEHOUSE
>>201306210That's a man tho bro.>>201306224VGH.>>201306239VGHHHH.
>>201306214His point was the West has no morals or principles only an agenda but he still used the Russian meme so 4/10, would not recommend webm
>>201306239more like tranny joy! :3
https://skribbl.io/?qeCFLLX8come play scribble game it's fun
>>201306229VGH
i don't care if it has a penis as long as it has fat boobies
Reminder as Saudi Arabia continues to become a hedonist secular country, these type of bogged Gulfie women will become more common
>>201306239schizo jeet on a mad one
i ate 6 cans of Pringles in 2 days and overnight my sweat that collects in my underwear has turned into sort of a paste or cream and smells like ambrosia, so im wondering what that is about
>>201306229>>201306261Would if I could, but I’m away from home and probably can’t play on my phone
>>201306267I know a girl from Saudi Arabia. She's a total slut, but kinda fun
and had 12 cans of 12% beer the 2 days before the last day, so one day before and then one overlapping
>>201306261Someone come joinhttps://skribbl.io/?qeCFLLX8
>>201306261need one more
Americans cant have caffinated alcohol because they would have basically an energy drink with 20mg less caffeine and like 50 grams more sugar on top and be like woah dude bro cody this bang aint shit and then a shot of vodka on the bottom then fucking die - "black out" after that then do something silly, too often, as a country, for them to be allowed caffinated energy drink mixers
>>201306326are you old enough to have been around for the original four loko?
American government loves taking spirit alcohol away from the peoples
zero respect for people who have "attempted" suicide especially if it happened more than once. either you're incompetent or it was just for attention in any case it reflects poorly on you
>>201306339probably not, and it costs like £4 a can, so i would always like to make my own. but our two countries cans are probably different - id be fine though, im built differently. the only thing i cant do is volume, like if you have to drink two bottles of wine or something as i would feel quite sick
>>201306093still better than south korea
>>201306355incel
hell naw brothers the moonshiners (TV series) done made some gasoline during the shortages. really makes you think! https://youtu.be/a3i2oTHUk0Ihttps://youtu.be/a3i2oTHUk0I
>>201306355You don't know what it's like. It's not rational, I'll tell you that right now.
I just did vyvanse and subutex. This is known as speedball in the US, right?
dont know they even know about subutex in the US they just let em do it and then narcan them
aww i wanna play... just not working for me. not sure why
>>201306356the original four loko was 12% abv with the caffeine content of two red bulls, in one can for $2. basically as you described, it was wildly easy to blackout on it. around 2009-2011 it was the party drink of choice for anyone college-aged.it had to be banned at the federal level, to the point of police raids on people selling the original cans on ebay.
fentanyl addicts don't suffer
>>201306444i think thats maybe what we still got here its caffeine i think they say is what hides the alcohol (like in Bang), so you can drink a bunch of cans and it should be fine
>>201306444i can drink like a million cans of four loco and be a bit more ok, to go for a walk or something with the blood in my body going around a bit more easy. just a bit of a lubricant isnt it
Thought of a really good post but the thread is almost over and I'm sleepyOh well maybe tomorrow
https://youtu.be/Rg143GByg-g
aw naw they got that blue moonshine will make u blind!
im kind of surprised at how close vancouver and seattle are
>>201306497are you the guy who was like WTF MI sound like Canadians?? :)
Midnight slurpee and a cigarette. Gotta deliver these Amazon packages. Adderall time.
have to start getting into the usual routine. i'll miss you all
>>201306571WaitPost feet pics before you go
>>201306580
Louisianaaaa moonshiners
>>201306553Here in Canada Amazon deliveries get cut off at 10 PM.
howdy /cum/
>>201306666
It's been about three and a half hours, but I'm still burping up the Blue Moon I had then. Fucking gross.
>>201306666alabama mooooonshineers!
spinster using the toilet right now
>>201306665>>201306666
>>201306682bruh
>>201306682Do you think she has a bush?
>>201306666>>201306665never seen that before
>>201306666that is stupid dumb crazy
>>201306722
>>201306703she seems a little unkempt, so yeah
uer
>>201306717stoopid
>>201306717good pics in that thread so far
somnolence approaches
>>201306762soon you will be somnifer
slumber nears
>>201306794and soon i will be close >:)
>>201306803nigga?
>>201306719Nice
*sprints towards Canada (country)*
>>201306813no im white
I love bush so much brosNot the band but hairy female pubic regions
>>201304898>>201304898>>201304898Recycle my old sad thread, plz
feed me attention and inflate my ego
ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS, A NEW HAS ALREADY BEEN CREATED>>201304898>>201304898>>201304898
>>201306856
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